Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Rather than heading to Ibiza, for hedonistic high jinks

0:00:09 > 0:00:11some British revellers travel no further than

0:00:11 > 0:00:12the West Country to get what they want.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Europa is a very British campsite

0:00:15 > 0:00:18hidden away on the North Devon coast,

0:00:18 > 0:00:22offering its very own British brand of 18 to 30s fun.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26But the Mediterranean it certainly is not.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Bad weather's been bad for business.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I don't know why families come here.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- If you're just going to - BLEEP- moan, go somewhere else.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And this year needs to be a success.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40In a attempt to turn fortunes round, a team of young reps

0:00:40 > 0:00:41are taking over.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46The biggest, the most dysfunctional family you'll ever meet.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Over one long summer,

0:00:47 > 0:00:51we see them struggle to keep the resort afloat...

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hey, we've got something nasty in there.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55If you run a bar you're going to get puke.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56..the campers in check...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Take the guitar away, please. - It's a ukulele!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01..and the team in line.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04She takes it the wrong way, thinks I'm getting at her all the time.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Absolutely fuming.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Welcome to Europa.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21OK, so it's £10 for an extra person

0:01:21 > 0:01:23and then you wanted one car, yeah?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It's midway through peak season in Devon.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's 13.50 altogether.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30And having already catered for thousands of paying guests,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33the reps are beginning to feel the strain.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36It's so busy today.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thank you very much, enjoy it.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41But no matter how tough it gets...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Go away, you horrible beast.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45..there's no time for slacking.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47What's your surname?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Over the last ten years, the resort's gone from family campsite

0:01:51 > 0:01:55to a budget 18 to 30s Mecca for fun-seeking revellers,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58but a run of miserable British summers and the recession

0:01:58 > 0:02:00has hit the holiday camp hard.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Business hasn't been at its best at all.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Basically we've been getting poorer and poorer

0:02:06 > 0:02:09and we haven't spent the money on the campsite that we've needed to.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Campsite owner Graham Toms and his wife Sue are

0:02:14 > 0:02:18hoping the young team of reps will help revitalise the flagging resort.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22In charge of customer services is Graham's daughter,

0:02:22 > 0:02:2423-year-old Vicki.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26They need to pitch up and shut up, don't they, really?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29There's bar and entertainments manager, 21-year-old Joey,

0:02:29 > 0:02:31who's king of the theme night.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I think these records are really cool.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36And behind the scenes, keeping the cogs turning,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39is Sue's daughter, operations manager, Emma.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42It's certainly not an easy job, I think we've got it hard.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46I think we run quite a small team for the size of the campsite.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Hello, guys.- Hi.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Being part of the crew is as good as being one of the family,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54complete with all the usual ups and downs.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Can you go there, please?- Can you calm down, please?- I was told to...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00It's just absolutely hectic this morning.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01I only clean here to 12 o'clock.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Yeah, we're exhausted but we've got to keep the wheels turning.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Well, I'm proud of all the kids in different ways

0:03:08 > 0:03:10having to deal with all these people

0:03:10 > 0:03:14but they seem to be able to do it, you know, they rise to the occasion.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Really, you've got to take your hat off there.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Stop arguing!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh...

0:03:23 > 0:03:27As well as over 60 log cabins, reserved for the more discerning guest,

0:03:27 > 0:03:32there are 300 pitches on site for caravanners and campers

0:03:32 > 0:03:35and, as long as the sun keeps shining,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37the guests keep on coming.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Can't beat it when the sun's out. - Beautiful, look at that.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Look at that beautiful sky.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44So we've a double bill tonight, and 9:15 is happy hour.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Checking in today is a gang of revellers

0:03:47 > 0:03:49from just up the road in Somerset...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51SHE SCREAMS

0:03:51 > 0:03:54..looking for some 18 to 30s style fun in the sun.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57We've come to Europa for Lisa's 30th.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It was on TripAdvisor as five stars.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- And just to celebrate... - Value for money.- ..you turning 30!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06The free-spirited bunch have come up with the perfect

0:04:06 > 0:04:11name for their party, in honour of Lisa, the birthday girl.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Welcome to Lisafest.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yeah, this is Lisafest!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What's been our mission? Our mission...- Have fun.- Get drunk.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Have fun. Go hard or go home.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26The downfall in our dynamic is that there isn't a person

0:04:26 > 0:04:30who sort of stands back and says, "You honestly need to stop."

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Entertainments manager Joey's got just what it takes

0:04:42 > 0:04:45when it comes to inflating a bit of fun into proceedings.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50You know it would be some achievement if I can actually blow them all up today.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57But it would appear he's still got a fair way to go to earn the full respect of his playful workmates.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I decided to recreate Joey's alter ego.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Was it meant to be me?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04It was, was it?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08What are they thinking?! It's creepy.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I think I might have overkilled it on the balloons.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18It's Joey's job to lure the campers into the clubhouse and get them

0:05:18 > 0:05:21to splash their cash, mainly at the well-stocked bar.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25And nothing works better, according to Joey, than one thing,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27the theme night.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Theme nights are great, good fun,

0:05:29 > 0:05:33something different, I suppose. You know, keeping the image fresh of Europa.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37In Joey's rule book, the more ludicrous the theme,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39the more punters turn out, the bigger the takings.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I think the effect looks really good, actually.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44It will look quite good when we get all the lights on it.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Did you see him? It's a raccoon in a thong.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56On occasion, Joey's madcap ideas have been known

0:05:56 > 0:05:58to confuse even the punters.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03I've come as Teen Wolf, we've got a meerkat, guy being eaten by a shark.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07I think we've got a camp squirrel as well.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11What is the theme?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14You guys don't know.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I think it's '70s disco, I think.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18No, it's rock 'n' roll.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20No, it's balloons.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The theme's balloons? No, cos that's not a theme,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25balloons are used in every celebration.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30And it's not just the campers who are left puzzled by Joey's thinking.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- What is the theme? - Vintage, I think.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Joey and his themes, he is just pulling them out of his arse, honest to God.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40They are always so last-minute. Week in and week out

0:06:40 > 0:06:41you don't know what's coming up next.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46For this week's madness...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48This is what we're looking for, these hats.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50..Joey's convinced that moving a traditional Irish

0:06:50 > 0:06:54celebration from mid-March to mid-summer is a genius move.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58This week's theme night is my wacky idea.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03I think, would it not be great to have a St Patrick's Day party in the middle of the summer?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Apparently not.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Decidedly unimpressed by Joey's Celtic choice of theme is

0:07:08 > 0:07:10his co-manager, Vicki.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Lazy approach to a theme night, isn't it?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17We get St Patrick's merchandise sent to us

0:07:17 > 0:07:20about March time, and we never use it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Over the years, we've built up loads and loads.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25My plan was to get the boxes in reception and give them

0:07:25 > 0:07:27out to people as they come in.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's either saving money or saving a lot of time and effort

0:07:29 > 0:07:33of having to come up with a new idea and go and buy all the stuff.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Joey and Vicki might share the same rank

0:07:36 > 0:07:39but they don't exactly hit it off.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Mine and Joey's relationship is a love/hate relationship.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44You could end up working six days.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48We never used to get on and that's no word of a lie, that's the truth.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51He's quite grumpy and quite short and we still have very

0:07:51 > 0:07:54different opinions on how things should be done.

0:07:54 > 0:08:01Vicki's a single mum and struggles to devote as much time to the business as Joey does.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I feel that everyone feels they have to tiptoe on eggshells around her at times

0:08:04 > 0:08:08because she can go off on one, she's very opinionated...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Things took a turn for the worse early in the season

0:08:11 > 0:08:16when Vicki's summer squeeze, resident DJ Chris, was let go.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Chris, you're having your breakfast and there is still work to be done.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Chris coming in late hasn't impressed me at all.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25He's basically not pulling his weight.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm proper pissed off at him, he's supposed to be my friend

0:08:28 > 0:08:31and he's not acted like it at all.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34The decision has been made today that Chris has left.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37The event has put a strain on their working relationship.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42I just think he was a lot harsher on him than he needed to be.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I will miss him very much, I think it was just unfair.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47it was wrong.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's been very difficult for Vicki and me in the past.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Me and Vicki haven't always seen eye-to-eye

0:08:54 > 0:08:56and we haven't always got along.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I feel as if it's just pressure that we don't need,

0:08:59 > 0:09:01as a business, as colleagues.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03OK, thank you, bye.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06But with visitor numbers down, more than ever the two managers need

0:09:06 > 0:09:10to pull together if they're to help turn the campsite's fortunes around.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17But today, Vicki's got more pressing concerns.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22As customer service manager, it's her job to monitor camper complaints.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's pisses me off with the reviews.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Channelling the aggression.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30What the punters have to say rarely puts Vicki in a good mood

0:09:30 > 0:09:32and this morning is no exception.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36It's like when families go on there, to go "not for families".

0:09:36 > 0:09:39It's like, we know that, who books a 18 to 30s site with their kids

0:09:39 > 0:09:42and then goes home and moans about the noise levels.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44It's like, obviously it's going to be noisy,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46it's an 18 to 30s campsite.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's like going to Ibiza and going to a club and going,

0:09:49 > 0:09:53"Oh, the music was loud." It pisses me off, don't know why families come here.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- If you're going to- BLEEP - moan go, somewhere else.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Fortunately, Joey's not one to let a bit of negativity

0:10:01 > 0:10:03dampen his enthusiasm.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Do you want to do some Riverdancing?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07He's determined to make his Celtic shindig a success

0:10:07 > 0:10:10and has come up with the perfect publicity stunt.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14The idea is we are going to dress someone up as a leprechaun,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17a member of staff, with a waistcoat on and leprechaun hat,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20and then we are going to strap some drink vouchers to the waistcoat

0:10:20 > 0:10:23and then run around the campsite and people can chase them

0:10:23 > 0:10:25and get drink vouchers. It will be quite a cool little thing.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31All Joey needs is a willing volunteer to become a mythical Irish fairy.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Dom, I've got a question for you. Tomorrow night is St Paddy's night.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Yeah.- A little activity I would like to do, is chase the leprechaun.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What is this?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Well, basically, we dress you up as a leprechaun.- No.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Come with me, I've got a really good idea for you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm not dressing up as a leprechaun. Please!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Who's up for being chase the leprechaun?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00As the reps shirk their Celtic responsibilities

0:11:00 > 0:11:02the search is narrowed down to one team member...

0:11:02 > 0:11:04What are you doing?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07..who possesses all the required charm.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Fuck off!

0:11:09 > 0:11:10She likes a good poking.

0:11:10 > 0:11:1421-year-old camp cook Becky has kept the kitchen

0:11:14 > 0:11:17and everyone else in order for the last 18 months.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Don't you dare stand there and smile at me, you little shit bag!

0:11:20 > 0:11:26She may be Welsh, and not Irish, but Becky's been blessed with the gift of the gab.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Boys! Get out!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Making her a natural choice for the job.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Put it down and get out. Seriously, stop piss-assing about.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's all fun and games till I punch them in the balls!

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Becky, right...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42all you've got to do is run around the clubhouse

0:11:42 > 0:11:46while people run after you and try and pull drink vouchers off you.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Would you dress up as a leprechaun and let people chase you?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Me, not actually asking what it involved,

0:11:53 > 0:11:55was like, "Yeah, yeah, sure thing, yeah."

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Get me a wig, fine.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Becky's up for it, then. - Yeah, get me a wig.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Wait, get me a little leprechaun outfit as well.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Yeah!

0:12:03 > 0:12:09Becky's participation, however, comes with one condition.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Just get me a slutty outfit and we are fine.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Why would you want to look like a slut?- One like that.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Why would you want to look like that?- Because more people will chase me in that than in that!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Leprechaun sorted...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31..the reps head out to start spreading the Celtic word.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Hello!- Mate, can we interest you in a St Paddy's night tonight?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- A chase the leprechaun thing from seven o'clock.- Could be yours.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40That sounds weird but we'll probably pop down.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- When's St Patrick's day, is it March?- No, today.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- But it's not today.- It's not today, they are just doing it because...

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Is it not today? - No! You fucking...idiot.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Guess what the theme is?- Er, Disneyland.- No.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- St Patrick's night.- Is it really?

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- That was the boss's idea. - St Paddy's night in the middle of summer, genius isn't it(?)

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Are we chasing her to twerk her?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Like that with the leprechaun, "Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me."

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Can I take a net with me? - She's the cook here, as well,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09so there won't be any food for the rest of the evening.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Like in a sexual way? What are we doing?- Chasing a leprechaun.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Are we chasing... - Is that like Gypsy grabbing?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19But the luck of the Irish doesn't seem to be with the team today.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21We can't spell "themed"!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh, that's shameful.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Just a typo, I actually didn't...

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Wait till Vicki comes in, she will pick up on that straightaway.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Why don't you use spell check like everyone else?!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- I know.- Vicki, just blow one of them.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40He ignores those squiggly lines and goes, "I know better than the computer."

0:13:42 > 0:13:44With the whole camp getting into the Devonshire craic...

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Hi, guys!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49..Joey's secret Irish weapon is revealed back at the clubhouse.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Da-dah!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55The campsite sprite has finally arrived.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I think her hair looks nice.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I like it, I really do like it,

0:14:04 > 0:14:09but, with the amount of men on site,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'm not 100% sure now.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17As if the shamrock chic wasn't enough,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Becky will also be adorned with free drink coupons

0:14:20 > 0:14:24for the punters, appropriately named Vicki Vouchers.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I went on holiday for a week and I come back and suddenly there was

0:14:27 > 0:14:30thousands of £5 notes with my face on them, when I got back.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35"I promise to pay the bearer on demand,

0:14:35 > 0:14:39"the sum of £5" and it's got "Graham Toms" there, "chief cashier".

0:14:41 > 0:14:44And then...and then my face.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I was well excited about it to begin with, I thought, you know,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50"Wow that looks all right"

0:14:50 > 0:14:53and then when I started finding them with moustaches on

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and cocks in my mouth, I sort of got a bit disheartened

0:14:56 > 0:15:01by it all, and I asked Dad to stop printing them

0:15:01 > 0:15:03but he said, "No."

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It happens all the time!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10I regularly find pictures of me with a cock in my mouth.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Despite Vicki's obvious disproval,

0:15:19 > 0:15:25Becky the Leprechaun makes her big entrance to an enthusiastic crowd.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28They were expecting like 10, 15 people.

0:15:28 > 0:15:3040-odd people are out there now,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34and I'm like shaking, thinking, "Oh, my God, what have I got myself into?"

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm going to rugby tackle you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Please don't. Please don't.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41When she said she wanted to be a leprechaun and be chased,

0:15:41 > 0:15:43she didn't realise how many people were going to chase her.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44There was loads of people.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47We are going to give Becky a head start,

0:15:47 > 0:15:49because it's going to be a bit unfair.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Beck, you start running now.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Go!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08I ran for dear life, and I was running and I was thinking,

0:16:08 > 0:16:11"I can't hear anyone," and I slowed down a bit

0:16:11 > 0:16:13to turn around and they are all chasing me.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Oh, my God, I was petrified.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I don't think I've ever ran so fast in my life.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Put her in the recovery position.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40I was shaking. Oh, my God, it was fun, so much fun, but scary.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I would do it again any day, any day.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45You know if we do this for every theme we have,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48and I'll dress up and run around with money on me.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Now the problem is

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Becky wants to be chased by a load of blokes every week,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54so I'm going to have to keep an eye on that.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Happy hour!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06This man is a legend in the building!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Armed with their Vicki Vouchers,

0:17:09 > 0:17:13the campers head for the clubhouse in search of tonight's Irish antics.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I'm anticipating it to get absolutely manic in the clubhouse.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21St Paddy is looking down on me and saying,

0:17:21 > 0:17:24"Well done, Joey, that's two days I've got this year."

0:17:24 > 0:17:27The reps are hoping all their hard work has paid off.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30They are all eyeing you up and looking at their watches,

0:17:30 > 0:17:35so my heart's going, cos I can see how many people are waiting for a drink.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40We are here because it's our best friend's hen party.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I arranged it because it's

0:17:42 > 0:17:44the only place that would take us in Woolacombe.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49We are doing well on numbers,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I would say we are about 250, close to 300.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54There's a lot on the decking, at the bar,

0:17:54 > 0:17:57the clubhouse is packed, so I'm really happy.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04It's hard to say if Joey's a marketing genius

0:18:04 > 0:18:07or a just little bit crazy and...

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Someone's just falling over down the stairs.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11This isn't funny!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17The Irish charm is flowing freely in the clubhouse.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23On odd occasions though, what over exuberance can mean for

0:18:23 > 0:18:27certain members of the team is extra toilet duties.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Got your gloves? Gloves - check.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Mop bucket - check. Dustpan and brush - check.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Black bag for me to be sick in - check.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Are you ready?- Let's go and fight fires.- He's going in deep.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43This hand's goin' in, boy.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Sorry, guys, excuse me, please.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51We've got something nasty in there.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Sorry, guys, just give us five minutes to get this tidied up.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Comes with the business, doesn't it? If you run a bar

0:18:58 > 0:19:00you are going to get puke.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Whatever the theme night, come rain or shine,

0:19:13 > 0:19:16camp night warden Steve's always on duty.

0:19:19 > 0:19:24At 55, Steve's one of the more mature members of the team.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25It's going to be chaos here tonight.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28How do people get in the state they get in?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I do not know why they do it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Steve and his trusty buggy patrol

0:19:33 > 0:19:37the 15-acre site for ten hours every night.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Excuse me, girls. - Good night, whoever that is.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's the night warden. Can you calm down a bit more, please?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46DRUNKEN GIBBERISH

0:19:46 > 0:19:51Steve's been policing after-hours partying for nearly four years now

0:19:51 > 0:19:54and takes all the revelry in his stride.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57I don't understand why this coat is wet.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Sometimes they can be a bit of a pain.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Excuse me, guys, you have to start calming down, please, now.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Who said that?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Yes.- Steve!- Oh, here we go.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Sometimes you get good ones, you get bad ones.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Take the guitar away, please. - It's a ukulele.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Whatever it is. Right, you've all got to start calming down now.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Steve, tell them to let you use the ukulele.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25His softly-softly approach is normally all it takes

0:20:25 > 0:20:28to calm down the campers, but there are times when Steve

0:20:28 > 0:20:30needs more than just his diplomacy.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Like that... These people... That man in there,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37he's just chucking himself about and like hitting the door.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42- Here we go. I'll go there now. - Thank you.- OK.- Thank you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56HE KNOCKS

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Have you got a key? - No, I haven't got a key. - Have you got a key?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03No. Can you calm down, please?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Have you got a key? - Can you start calming down?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Have you got a key? - No.- Are you something special, mate,

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- have you got a key? - No, I haven't got a key.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13If I come out there, are you going to start pissing me off?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15No, I'm not going to piss you off, I'm just asking you to calm down.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You like winding me up, do you? - I'm not winding you up.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Are you fucking winding me up? - Shut up!

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I'll come out there and doing something. Why are you fucking winding me up?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Get the fuck off the door. Through the fucking keyhole...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30All right.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32..Fuck!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36I will go and have a word with Joey and see what happens.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Steve is concerned about the man's behaviour

0:21:38 > 0:21:40and heads back to base for support.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Can you get the police, please? - What's happened?

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Number 36, he's kicking off and he threatened me as well.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- You want the police?- Yeah. This ain't going to rest.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- He has to go now. You felt threatened.- He did threaten me. - He was abusive to you,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- he has to go.- Police, please.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08That one there. That one there. He's gone to bed.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18As the cops arrive, campsite boss Graham appears

0:22:18 > 0:22:21to find out for himself what's been going on.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24He said, "If you don't move away, I'll smack your head in."

0:22:24 > 0:22:28I know what you are saying, you are trying to do your job, but...

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Yeah, whatever. Fuck it, I'll...

0:22:31 > 0:22:35This window wasn't broke when I first came to see you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- No, right.- Just chill out, yeah?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I will give you the money for it now,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42it's not like I give you shit, is it?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yeah, if you didn't give me abuse, I wouldn't call the police.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47If you want to make out that I gave you abuse,

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'll give you fucking abuse now.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52The man is taken away by the officers

0:22:52 > 0:22:54allowing Steve to get on with his rounds

0:22:54 > 0:22:57and the camp to finally get some sleep.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09As a new day dawns over a peaceful camp, last night's events are

0:23:09 > 0:23:12the only topic of conversation amongst the team.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15You're an arsehole. Why would you do that?

0:23:15 > 0:23:20I really can't get it into my head why people enjoy coming here,

0:23:20 > 0:23:22getting absolutely wasted and smashing things up!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26What is the fun in that? Seriously, I don't get all that.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28People piss me off.

0:23:28 > 0:23:33It obviously has caused a bit of a disturbance cos it's just not good

0:23:33 > 0:23:38and he's got no consideration whatsoever for anybody else.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44This is the second time I've had to call the police in three years.

0:23:46 > 0:23:52When it got daylight and I'd seen the state of the cabin, I thought,

0:23:52 > 0:23:54"Sugar! Did that happen, really?"

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Cos when it's pitch dark, you can't see a thing,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I only had a torch at the time, and I thought,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02"He must be mad."

0:24:06 > 0:24:08No matter what might be going on around the site, for the

0:24:08 > 0:24:13holiday-makers it's always just another morning in paradise as camp

0:24:13 > 0:24:17cook Becky's all-you-can-eat fry-ups roll off the production line.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20At a busy sitting,

0:24:20 > 0:24:27Becky can serve up a whopping 2,200 rashers of bacon, sausages and eggs.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I'm fed up of cooking it. By the end of the week I'm like,

0:24:30 > 0:24:33"Don't even show me it, I'm fed up of it now."

0:24:33 > 0:24:37But there's one great British staple that Becky's not so keen on.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40I have a phobia of baked beans.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Cos they are disgusting.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Dom! He put a bean down my back, please get it out.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Please, can you get it out? Please, just get the bean out.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I can feel it, it's down my back.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Oh, my God. Argh!

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Oh, thanks, hon.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:24:59 > 0:25:02There's a bean down my back. Just get it out for me.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03I'm really sweating now.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Please make sure it doesn't go any further.- I got it!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21It's not even funny, it's a fucking phobia.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23The morning after the night before,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26it's not unusual to find delicate campers hanging out in

0:25:26 > 0:25:28the clubhouse in search of fodder.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31"Do you want tea or coffee?" "Yes, please."

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yeah, when they are like toddlers,

0:25:33 > 0:25:37and it's like, "Do you want hot drinks or cold drink?" "Juice."

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Cos they are so hung-over.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Among those hoping that a full English breakfast

0:25:41 > 0:25:44will put their hangovers to right are Lisafest.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48But it's not only their heads that are throbbing this morning.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50I don't know where it's come from.

0:25:50 > 0:25:55The pole dancing. But I started to bruise ever so slightly.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58UDI - unidentified drinking injury.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Despite their war wounds,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05the birthday boozers have absolutely no regrets.

0:26:05 > 0:26:10Amazing. She's going to get Europa tattooed on her ass.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Joey's mid-summer St Patrick's night celebrations

0:26:16 > 0:26:18attracted a healthy crowd.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Despite the team's reservations, the entertainments manager seems to have

0:26:22 > 0:26:24well and truly pulled it off.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27It's been a long time since I've seen a night this good,

0:26:27 > 0:26:29turned out to be a genius idea. The proof is in the pudding,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31and if we have a successful night on the bar,

0:26:31 > 0:26:33and we've taken good takings,

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Graham's happy, I'm obviously doing something right.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Eight Smirnoff, two JD, six Gordon's...

0:26:40 > 0:26:42While Joey's riding high,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45his co-manager Vicki isn't having such a good day.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48She's struggling to juggle the demands of the job

0:26:48 > 0:26:51while also being a single parent.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I can't do my job any more.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's too much for me, it's too much to do

0:26:55 > 0:26:59and everything that I've got to do, and be a mum as well.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00It's too much.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05I think it's just getting on top of her now, work weekends,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08work down the shop as well till three in the morning.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11I think Vicki should cut down her hours.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Constantly every day, her phone's ringing. When she's at home

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and she has her screaming child, "Mummy,"

0:27:17 > 0:27:21and she's trying to answer the phone as well, take bookings,

0:27:21 > 0:27:25with Riley doing this, that and the other, it's going to be stressful.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Vicki thinks she's found a solution to all her problems,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30but the big boss, who's also her dad,

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- is having none of it. - I asked for a demotion...

0:27:35 > 0:27:36..and it was declined.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41And I spoke to Dad to begin with...

0:27:42 > 0:27:44..and he got a bit angry at me.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48If she thinks that's the answer, it isn't.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51The answer is you've got to stick with it, you've really have.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53They don't have to answer the phone,

0:27:53 > 0:27:55I have to do it all myself.

0:27:59 > 0:28:04At full capacity, the resort can accommodate 1,200 campers.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12On a busy weekend, fitting everyone in can be a bit of a challenge.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18I'm a bit scared we'll run out of space tomorrow.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22We like to pack them in, guide lines connected together.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24- Sardines.- One tent props up the other one.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Today, it's up to team leader Josh to ensure that

0:28:29 > 0:28:31every inch of turf is used.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Two cars on the end there, can you just move them onto the gravel

0:28:34 > 0:28:36on the end here, so we can use that grass for other people?

0:28:39 > 0:28:42If we can just get the tents as tight as possible,

0:28:42 > 0:28:45and the cars tight to those tents, like I say,

0:28:45 > 0:28:48there's 1,000 people coming and I don't know where I'll put them.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55Hiya, you couldn't just move your car out the way

0:28:55 > 0:28:57so I can get some more people in here, could you, please?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Would you be happy there? Trying to cram everyone in

0:29:01 > 0:29:04cos there's 1,000 people here this weekend.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08That's one big machine, bigger than my house.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12METALLIC CLANKING

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Happy hour!

0:29:15 > 0:29:19When it comes to keeping the campers happy, it's all about teamwork.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22But tonight, the reps appear to be one woman down.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Vicki's nowhere to be found.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28- She's on the rota, isn't she? - Is she?

0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Think she is.- Someone said she wasn't in tonight.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Vicki didn't turn up on Saturday night.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38If you are not popping in any time soon,

0:29:38 > 0:29:41just give us a text or call back.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42I was pissed right off to the point

0:29:42 > 0:29:45where I thought, "Fuck this, why am I even here?"

0:29:45 > 0:29:50And I think basically her whole persona towards me

0:29:50 > 0:29:53has been poor and her behaviour is just childish

0:29:53 > 0:29:56and she, basically should have a look at herself, cos at

0:29:56 > 0:29:59the end of the day I don't care if she's the boss's daughter, I deserve

0:29:59 > 0:30:01a certain amount of respect.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12The next day and Joey's on the warpath.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16He's still smarting after Vicki's no-show last night,

0:30:16 > 0:30:20and meets with camp co-owner Sue to discuss the matter.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21I need to talk to you about Vicki.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26She was meant to be here last night.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28She was meant to be here.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Yeah.- Is she on the rota? - Yeah, six o'clock till...

0:30:32 > 0:30:35But at the camp, news travels fast.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Vicki's got wind that Joey's been telling tales and she's not happy.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43I don't expect him to go round acting like he didn't know nothing

0:30:43 > 0:30:45about it, start kicking off that I'm not in work

0:30:45 > 0:30:47when he knew full fucking well I wasn't.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50I think he's got some sort of illness where he goes round

0:30:50 > 0:30:52giving people nights off and then claims he didn't.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56The situation was me and Joey had a conversation

0:30:56 > 0:31:00and we agreed that I was not coming into work the following day

0:31:00 > 0:31:03and that he would be locking up the shop for me.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06And then the next day it just went...

0:31:06 > 0:31:09and he completely forgot that we'd even had that conversation.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Absolutely fuming.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14He turned around and said that in front of Sue

0:31:14 > 0:31:16and Becky said he keeps doing shit like this.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19He just needs to stop trying to make himself look better

0:31:19 > 0:31:21than everyone, cos he's not.

0:31:21 > 0:31:26It wasn't an issue, she got told she could have the evening off by Joey,

0:31:26 > 0:31:28made it an issue in front of Sue

0:31:28 > 0:31:32and he does that a lot, which is really pissing me off.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35The more I talk about it, the more I want to smash his face into a kerb.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37"If I said I didn't, I didn't.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40"I'm not even having this, don't even talk to me like that.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43"I'd never talk to you like it. I've not been slagging you off.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46"I locked up the Spar, it was on the rota you finished at 12.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49"You didn't even talk to me when you left."

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Just bullshit.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54I responded too, "you fucking did say I could. Fuck this."

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I'm not sure exactly what I said,

0:31:57 > 0:32:00I believe it would probably be a grey area, I didn't mean to,

0:32:00 > 0:32:01and I'll stand by that,

0:32:01 > 0:32:03I did never mean to give her the night off.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06He pretended he knew nothing about it, that's what pissed me off.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08He's gone bad-mouthing me in front of Sue,

0:32:08 > 0:32:13"Oh, why didn't Vicki turn up?" It's like he had no idea. Argh!

0:32:14 > 0:32:16The way I look at it is,

0:32:16 > 0:32:19I've got more things to worry about and bigger fish to fry

0:32:19 > 0:32:22than worry about Vicki and her little tantrum.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25I'm done with him now, actually fucking done with him.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27She takes it the wrong way, she thinks that

0:32:27 > 0:32:30- I'm getting at her all the time. - He's a fucking prick.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43The resort's biggest weekend of the season, without a doubt,

0:32:43 > 0:32:44is August bank holiday.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48This year, it's even more important than ever.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52I don't actually know where the sheet is.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Years of soggy British summers has seen a downturn in business

0:32:55 > 0:32:58and visitor numbers are in decline.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Issy, darling, where's the sheet about who's doing what?

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I thought you took it home.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07I didn't. August bank holiday is our most important weekend,

0:33:07 > 0:33:09the past two weeks have been a bit down, really.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12We really want this summer to count for us and it all really hinges on

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- this bank holiday.- Yeah, baby!

0:33:15 > 0:33:18These three days need to be a financial success.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20The team are gearing up for a hectic time.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22We've only got three or four cabins left, ain't we?

0:33:22 > 0:33:27Yeah, so we are pretty much fully booked in terms of accommodation.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Reception is going to be pretty crazy.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31For Europa it's a bit like Christmas for the shops,

0:33:31 > 0:33:34it's your busiest time of the year and it just goes absolutely nuts

0:33:34 > 0:33:36and boom time really.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38BOTTLES SMASH

0:33:42 > 0:33:45But there's one member of the team missing.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Following her misunderstanding with Joey, Vicki's taken herself off to

0:33:48 > 0:33:51the resort's sister campsite a mile up the road.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56She's got her two-year-old son Riley with her,

0:33:56 > 0:33:59but her day's not exactly going well, she's forgotten her keys.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Lovely, can you pick up Turnpike's keys for me

0:34:03 > 0:34:05and bring them up with you?

0:34:05 > 0:34:09Don't tell anyone I've forgotten them, just grab them sneakily.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11And can you do it as soon as possible as I'm up here now

0:34:11 > 0:34:13and I can't do anything until I get in.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17To get into the little green hut thing.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Unable to get into the office,

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Vicki's forced to check people in alfresco.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26I feel really stupid.

0:34:26 > 0:34:27That's all right.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Sat on my car bonnet.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Hiya.- All right. Sorry.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33Lucky for Vicki,

0:34:33 > 0:34:37it's not long before her knight in shining armour arrives.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Daniel is here to save the day.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43I got him to sneakily take the keys from the office,

0:34:43 > 0:34:46so that no-one knew I forgot them, and deliver them to me.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Everything's gone wrong this morning,

0:34:50 > 0:34:53it's just been one thing after another, this morning,

0:34:53 > 0:34:54I've not been a happy Vicki.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02Riley?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Down the road, Joey's got no choice but to put the feud behind him.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11It's up to him and the rest of the team to make sure that this

0:35:11 > 0:35:16weekend pulls in the punters and the pounds and goes without a hitch.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18PHONE RINGS

0:35:20 > 0:35:23- ..4JG.- How long would you like to stay for?

0:35:23 > 0:35:27As predicted, the holiday park's busy with the bank holiday rush.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Reception was really stressful, just constant, constant, constant.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35It was just mental, it was so busy, literally my eye was twitching

0:35:35 > 0:35:37and I felt like I was going to pull my hair out.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Although they live just two hours away in Bristol,

0:35:41 > 0:35:45Gavin and his mates have made a bank holiday Devonshire pilgrimage

0:35:45 > 0:35:47to enjoy a post-uni reunion.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51There's a wasp in camp.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54But this weekend,

0:35:54 > 0:35:56it's not just platonic fun and frolics that Gavin's after.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Don't know what all the fuss was about, really.

0:35:59 > 0:36:04If I pull, I pull. From past experiences, I probably won't.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07I ain't going anywhere near that campsite any more.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09If I find love...

0:36:10 > 0:36:15..then I find it, but if not, there's always a strip club.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20Ten minutes up the hill,

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Vicki and son Riley are also settling into proceedings,

0:36:24 > 0:36:29but the customer service manager is fast discovering that this empire

0:36:29 > 0:36:32isn't quite up to her usual standards.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34So, this is my office.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40I've got my till, here I have some paperwork to be done.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Back from July. There's no internet!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49What is a girl supposed to do without any internet?

0:36:49 > 0:36:52What's a girl supposed to do, eh, Ri?

0:36:53 > 0:36:58I've brought a book instead, that should see me through.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04The biggest night of the year's just a day away

0:37:04 > 0:37:08and Joey realises he needs to persuade Vicki back into his camp.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12With operations manager Emma for support,

0:37:12 > 0:37:15he decides it's time to put an end to their Cold War.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18- She's either going to...- Storm off.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21..storm off and won't even talk to me up there,

0:37:21 > 0:37:24probably won't even bother, or she will accept it

0:37:24 > 0:37:28and we will talk about it. She's just not going to be easy.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Vicki?

0:37:35 > 0:37:40There I was cleaning the toilets, Marigolds on, doing me thing,

0:37:40 > 0:37:41scrubbing a bit of shit.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43- You in here?- Yeah.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Can we talk about this?- What?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50You think he would've waited until

0:37:50 > 0:37:52I'd come down to drop off the money from Bay View or something,

0:37:52 > 0:37:55and gone, "Vik, can I have a word a minute?"

0:37:55 > 0:37:58But no, to hunt me down whilst I'm cleaning the toilets.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02But it does turn out it's a grey area.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04And so then I do need to apologise to you.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09You're actually swallowing your pride?

0:38:09 > 0:38:12I am swallowing my pride and if I'm wrong in some way,

0:38:12 > 0:38:13I'm not going to deny it, am I?

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Why do we carry on like this? We're as bad as each other, aren't we?

0:38:21 > 0:38:26- No, no, no.- Just to clarify, I admit some responsibility.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- All responsibility.- I admit that I could have been wrong, yes.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32That you WERE wrong.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34OK, I admit that...

0:38:34 > 0:38:38While the knowledge I've been given is correct, I'm wrong. Yes.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41And that took me by surprise, very much so, because it's very

0:38:41 > 0:38:44unlike Joey to back down and admit that he was wrong.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47He didn't want to admit that he was wrong. I did have to force it out of him.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49But he said it and that's enough.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Um, I would hug you back, but, you know...

0:38:54 > 0:38:57If you had any revenge, you probably would have!

0:38:57 > 0:39:00I know things are all right, now.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04Joey's pulled out all the stops to win Vicki over but has he done

0:39:04 > 0:39:08enough to tempt her back in time for the all-important bank holiday weekend?

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Will you still work for us?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12- Pardon?- Will you still come and work for us?

0:39:12 > 0:39:16Have you come and apologised so that I work tonight and tomorrow night?

0:39:16 > 0:39:17It's not that at all.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20No, it's not that at all

0:39:20 > 0:39:24but I didn't want that to be an excuse for why you weren't doing it.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- What are you asking me to do now? - We're not. We're not.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29I'm not asking you to do anything. Not at all.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30It was a general question.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Despite Joey's best efforts, Vicki decides not to work the weekend

0:39:36 > 0:39:41but is overjoyed she's got one over on her co-manager at last.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45Well, I'm well happy. I've got an apology.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Who wouldn't be happy about that?

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Head of entertainment Joey loves nothing more than a good

0:39:55 > 0:39:57old-fashioned theme party.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59One thing he's rarely short of is inspiration.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04More cheap stuff from China, Joey's brought!

0:40:04 > 0:40:07And for the resort's final big weekend of the season,

0:40:07 > 0:40:12he's gone for something out of this world. Tonight is alien night.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15They are going to tear this place right up tonight.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Never one to miss a moneymaking opportunity,

0:40:18 > 0:40:22Joey's decided to capitalise on the intergalactic costume market.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Tinfoil. It's just ordinary kitchen foil used for cooking

0:40:26 > 0:40:28but we've got a space party going on

0:40:28 > 0:40:31so I've got some new ideas to rebrand the product.

0:40:33 > 0:40:40The first one being - not kitchen foil, space foil.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Joey's ideas are kind of worrying.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49And then we're going to have a cosmic coat in a box.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Sometimes he does have good ideas and other times,

0:40:52 > 0:40:55it's like, "Are you serious?"

0:40:57 > 0:41:00I don't know where I'm going to put that. I'm going to put it there.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03I think it just goes to show how, you know, this brain works for me.

0:41:03 > 0:41:07It totally works differently to other people's brains.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Who in their right mind is at work and thinks, "Foil - let's change it"?

0:41:17 > 0:41:20One camper who is entering into the outer-space spirit

0:41:20 > 0:41:21is Gavin from Bristol.

0:41:24 > 0:41:28Joey's cosmic foil could be just what he's looking for.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Ah, space coat. Ah!

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Gavin's hoping a far-out costume will attract the ladies

0:41:38 > 0:41:42and improve his chances of meeting the woman of his dreams.

0:41:45 > 0:41:51Some kitchen foil to use to wrap around me as a space suit,

0:41:51 > 0:41:55like an astronaut and then I've got some space gloves,

0:41:55 > 0:41:59apparently, to wear as my space gloves,

0:41:59 > 0:42:03and then, nothing around my head because I couldn't find anything big

0:42:03 > 0:42:06enough to fit around my head but I've made an effort, so it's

0:42:06 > 0:42:11more than some people, so hopefully it should impress a few ladies.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13You never know what could happen.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30When it comes to theme nights, Joey's big on creating the right atmosphere.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33So we enter planet Europa.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36And tonight, he's really pushed the boat out.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40This is where the aliens get their groove on and so we've got some grooving poles up there.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43All the different solar systems and stars.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49And this is where the aliens come in and buy their drinks from.

0:42:49 > 0:42:54But creating a theme night on a budget requires a certain level of imagination.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59This is space fluff, a disgustingly huge space monster.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03It's looking very... Christmassy, I would say.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07This is like alien tentacles coming out of the bar,

0:43:07 > 0:43:09taking over. They're going, "Woooooo!"

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Oh, bollocks.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18As Joey's planets begin to align, the countdown to alien night begins.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24And what better way to kick it off than a space hopper race,

0:43:24 > 0:43:27hosted by appropriately attired night watchman Steve.

0:43:29 > 0:43:33It's all good fun. I hope it comes off.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Can I interest you in free drinks, guys?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45With a chance to get their hands on some valuable Vicki Vouchers,

0:43:45 > 0:43:48there's everything for the campers to play for...

0:43:48 > 0:43:51- Fancy winning yourself some drinks? - Yeah!

0:43:51 > 0:43:54..as the coupons mean free booze at the clubhouse.

0:43:57 > 0:44:01Three, two, one, go. Go!

0:44:02 > 0:44:03No!

0:44:03 > 0:44:04Come on!

0:44:04 > 0:44:05Come on, lads!

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Go on!

0:44:08 > 0:44:11No! That's disqualified!

0:44:11 > 0:44:12He's not hopping!

0:44:12 > 0:44:15LAUGHTER

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Go on!

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Yeah!

0:44:20 > 0:44:21Anybody else?

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Your drink voucher.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Great fun. They love it.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Ah...

0:44:30 > 0:44:32It's a Vicki Voucher.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34It's worth breaking my leg for a fiver.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36Cheers, boys! Yeah!

0:44:38 > 0:44:41As the sun sets over Devon's north coast,

0:44:41 > 0:44:44the final frontier's finally here for Joey.

0:44:44 > 0:44:48Tonight needs to be a success.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51What he needs is record takings at the bar,

0:44:51 > 0:44:53but the doubts are already beginning to creep in.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55It's the Saturday of bank holiday

0:44:55 > 0:44:57and I expect it to be absolutely heaving tonight.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59I'm already prepping the staff, just telling them,

0:44:59 > 0:45:02"Stay on that bloody bar, let's get tonight over with."

0:45:02 > 0:45:05Wanting them all to have a great time, really pushing tonight,

0:45:05 > 0:45:08you know, trying to iron out any little problems

0:45:08 > 0:45:10so we can work our arses off tonight and make it work.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11It's going to be hell.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13It's going to be hell, it's going to be fun,

0:45:13 > 0:45:16and we're... It is the big thing, it's going to be fun

0:45:16 > 0:45:18and we're just going to have a great time doing it.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23I'm feeling ready, I'm feeling prepared...

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Ready to get laid!- I'll take on any... Yeah, ready to get laid.

0:45:26 > 0:45:31Bristolian Gavin's decided tonight's the night he's going to pull

0:45:31 > 0:45:33and he's come up with a rather unique costume.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36Er, whatever I get, I get.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Whatever I don't get is usual.

0:45:39 > 0:45:42I've known him for three years now

0:45:42 > 0:45:45and he's never got lucky.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47THEY LAUGH

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Give him a metal willy! Please!

0:45:50 > 0:45:51Yeah!

0:45:51 > 0:45:52That's all we've got.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56Gavin's finally realised what he's been missing all this time

0:45:56 > 0:45:59is a LITTLE something to impress the ladies.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02I could poke them and they'd be like, "Look at this! Woo-hoo!"

0:46:02 > 0:46:05And they could either slap me, or they can go...

0:46:05 > 0:46:07"You've got some balls on you,"

0:46:07 > 0:46:11and I'll be like, "Yeah, my name's Gavin. What planet are you from?"

0:46:14 > 0:46:18MOS EISLEY CANTINA MUSIC FROM STAR WARS PLAYS

0:46:18 > 0:46:21Campers from another universe are descending on the clubhouse,

0:46:21 > 0:46:26greeted by Steve, whose new look is creating quite a stir.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Come on, Steve, put your arm round me.

0:46:28 > 0:46:29Ah, Steve, you look fit.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31Steve the alien.

0:46:31 > 0:46:35But he's totally upstaged by one particularly cosmic outfit.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37Astronaut. I'm an astronaut!

0:46:37 > 0:46:39An astronaut?

0:46:39 > 0:46:42He comes from Ur-anus.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44STEVE LAUGHS Ur-anus!

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Lucky for Gavin, he's not the only camper

0:46:49 > 0:46:52to have embraced the interplanetary theme.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57What the fucking...?!

0:46:58 > 0:47:04CLANGING Woo-hoo! Happy hour!

0:47:04 > 0:47:07Happy hour means two-for-one drinks at the bar,

0:47:07 > 0:47:10and the team are struggling to keep up with the demand.

0:47:10 > 0:47:14Very busy. It's busy in the house!

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Gavin's managed to moonwalk his way through the crowd

0:47:17 > 0:47:21and his space-age moves caught the eye of one female alien.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25I think it's amazing. He definitely deserves a free drink.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35While theme night's in full swing at the campsite,

0:47:35 > 0:47:38on the other side of town, Vicki's enjoying a night out

0:47:38 > 0:47:42with her summer squeeze, Chris.

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Does my hair look all right, though?

0:47:45 > 0:47:49- Uh?- Does my hair look all right? - Yeah, of course.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51It was strange cos I would have liked to have, you know...

0:47:51 > 0:47:53shared the whole experience with her.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55For me, it felt like the old Europa was back,

0:47:55 > 0:47:58so it was like reminiscing on older times

0:47:58 > 0:47:59and me and Vicki shared a lot of happy times,

0:47:59 > 0:48:02having a good laugh at work back in those days.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05And she kind of missed out on all that.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08I don't really feel much... Missing out on alien night,

0:48:08 > 0:48:10I'm grateful I don't have to paint myself green.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12No, you'd love to paint yourself green

0:48:12 > 0:48:13and do your hair all big.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16Yeah, no, I was up for painting myself. I'm a little bit gutted.

0:48:16 > 0:48:20- We could look at the cameras.- Yeah, let's do that, get the CCTV on.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24- Shit.- Oh, my God.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27It's black and white, but you can see how busy it is.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Do you know what? I'm a little bit gutted, cos I would like to be there

0:48:31 > 0:48:33cos I like it when it's busy.

0:48:33 > 0:48:38MUSIC: "Summertime Sadness" by Lana Del Rey and Cedric Gervais

0:48:41 > 0:48:43THEY CHEER

0:48:45 > 0:48:46I'm having an amazing time.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49We're having a fucking amazing time!

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Woo-hoo!

0:48:50 > 0:48:51Although the night's far from over,

0:48:51 > 0:48:57a nervous Joey can't wait any longer and tots up the takings so far.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00It's midnight and I'm just doing my midnight totals at the moment.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02And I was looking for six grand earlier.

0:49:02 > 0:49:03We've made that six grand.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06We're at 6,200, so I've now upped it to seven now,

0:49:06 > 0:49:08so let's see if we can get that!

0:49:08 > 0:49:11It's been a really buzzing night, everyone's having a great time,

0:49:11 > 0:49:14but seven will be a record, so we've got to get it.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19The clubhouse might be buzzing,

0:49:19 > 0:49:23but Gavin the alien student has given up the ghost.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26Mission partly accomplished by getting a free drink

0:49:26 > 0:49:28- from the barmaid. - Was it the hot barmaid?

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Which one's the hot one?

0:49:30 > 0:49:33No, no, no, not the one with the nice arse.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36There's one with a nice arse, a nice blonde one,

0:49:36 > 0:49:38and a nice... There's...

0:49:38 > 0:49:40Well, all the barmaids here are pretty tidy.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43- So I got...- "Pretty tidy"? - They are, they are.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46- They're fucking top-notch bar staff. - Oh, good God!

0:49:46 > 0:49:50My mission so far has been delayed.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53- A little bit.- But I don't think it's going to end in success

0:49:53 > 0:49:54but it never ends in success.

0:49:56 > 0:50:01Last orders at the bar, please! Last orders! Thank you!

0:50:03 > 0:50:05Alien night is over,

0:50:05 > 0:50:09and there's one earthly question the team want answered -

0:50:09 > 0:50:12have they managed to reach their target takings?

0:50:12 > 0:50:15Yeah, did we break a record today?

0:50:15 > 0:50:17- We did.- Did we actually?

0:50:17 > 0:50:20Well and truly broke the record, mate. I'm chuffed to bits.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22Six grand would have been a record for us.

0:50:22 > 0:50:23Seven!

0:50:23 > 0:50:26- Did we actually? Let's see. - Honest to God, look at that.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31My sources haven't confirmed it yet,

0:50:31 > 0:50:33but there are many rumours circulating

0:50:33 > 0:50:35that we have indeed broken the record.

0:50:35 > 0:50:39Time for Joey to break the good news to the reps.

0:50:39 > 0:50:40Guys. Really, really chuffed

0:50:40 > 0:50:42and you should all be really pleased with yourself.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45- How much did we take? - Seven grand on the bar.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48I'm a pro at this. Could do this all day.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51We haven't had it for a few years - the recession hit us and...

0:50:51 > 0:50:55No, but it's back. It feels as if Europa's back

0:50:55 > 0:50:57and ready to part-ay!

0:50:57 > 0:50:59Cheers, everyone!

0:50:59 > 0:51:00- ALL:- Cheers!

0:51:12 > 0:51:17Unlucky-in-love Gavin's galactic weekend has finally reached its climax

0:51:17 > 0:51:19and he's reluctantly heading back to his former life.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22- End of the holiday.- End of the holiday.- Sad times.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25I didn't think it was possible to miss an actual, real bed so much.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28- When I get back, I'll probably conk out for a bit.- Yeah.

0:51:28 > 0:51:31I'll be back out again tonight, got tomorrow off so...

0:51:31 > 0:51:34- Got tomorrow off, so back out again. - Back out again tonight, hopefully.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36- Try and find love! - Try and find love in Bristol.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Which is what I do every weekend but it doesn't work.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43With the last big weekend of the season done,

0:51:43 > 0:51:46things are winding down for the reps.

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Apart from Vicki,

0:51:47 > 0:51:50who's been called to a meeting with her father, Graham,

0:51:50 > 0:51:52and operations manager, Emma, to clear the air,

0:51:52 > 0:51:54and get her back into the camp.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57Have you decided what you want to do now, Toms?

0:51:59 > 0:52:02Last time we talked, you were down in the dumps, miserable,

0:52:02 > 0:52:06everything was going against you, had a bad day...

0:52:06 > 0:52:09- Bad summer. - ..wanting to pack it all in.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Are you in a better frame of mind now?

0:52:11 > 0:52:12Oh, you know I'm in a better mood.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15I don't know why we are having this conversation.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18You all know I just said it cos I was pissed off and angry.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20We do need you and when you're doing the job,

0:52:20 > 0:52:22you are doing a great job,

0:52:22 > 0:52:26but when you're...being a bit dramatic about things,

0:52:26 > 0:52:28things go to pot, don't they?

0:52:30 > 0:52:33You basically just want me to admit that I've been dick

0:52:33 > 0:52:35and I'm struggling to do that.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38You said yourself that you'd been "acting out" in the last two weeks.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42Yeah, I know. Literally, I am finding it difficult this year.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45It's my first year as...

0:52:45 > 0:52:48without Riley's dad and it's...hard.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52I think it's more my personal issues,

0:52:52 > 0:52:55and I'm just taking my anger out on everyone else,

0:52:55 > 0:52:57that's all it is.

0:52:57 > 0:53:01Well, hopefully you won't carry on bringing these personal problems to work.

0:53:06 > 0:53:10- Come on, kid, smile.- I am smiling!

0:53:10 > 0:53:11There you go.

0:53:14 > 0:53:18And it's not only Vicki who's looking to the future.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22The team are beginning to think about life after the summer.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25I'm pretty knackered, to be honest.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27I'm not looking forward to going back to uni, actually.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29I've only got two weeks left and I'm like, "Oh, God."

0:53:29 > 0:53:32What are you doing after the summer? Are you staying here?

0:53:32 > 0:53:35I'll be here as long for as they need me, then I'll go back.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38We've had a great season.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40We had record numbers this bank holiday.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43They've certainly come up with the goods, that's for sure.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Must be good if he's got a smile on his face.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53As the sun sets over the bay...

0:53:53 > 0:53:55That's a nice one.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58..the team get one last chance to let their hair down.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Seven! Six! Five!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04# Wake me up when it's all over... #

0:54:05 > 0:54:08It's been a pleasure, see you soon.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12After spending the entire summer as one big, happy family,

0:54:12 > 0:54:15the reps have become more than just colleagues.

0:54:15 > 0:54:16Ha-ha! Woo-hoo!

0:54:16 > 0:54:18It's been good fun, Harry.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Together, they've been through the good times...

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Steve, we've got you a little present.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24Oh, my word!

0:54:24 > 0:54:26..and the bad.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Pretended that he knew nothing about it, that's what's pissed me off.

0:54:29 > 0:54:31Happy times...

0:54:31 > 0:54:34How are you all? We've got Hawaiian night tonight.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35Oi!

0:54:35 > 0:54:37..and sad.

0:54:37 > 0:54:38Bastards!

0:54:38 > 0:54:40Times they'll always remember...

0:54:40 > 0:54:41THEY LAUGH

0:54:41 > 0:54:44..and times they'd rather forget.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Damn. There's shit on the wall.

0:54:49 > 0:54:53But, for one rep, the end-of-season party's a bittersweet affair.

0:54:53 > 0:54:57I'm completely heartbroken that everyone's leaving.

0:54:57 > 0:54:58Oh!

0:55:01 > 0:55:07I'm going to miss everyone so much, like, it's unbelievable.

0:55:07 > 0:55:11This year has been one of the best years...

0:55:11 > 0:55:13so far.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19It's just been the best summer, it really, really has.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21Everything, even like the bad times.

0:55:21 > 0:55:22See you next year!

0:55:22 > 0:55:25Just had an amazing summer, and met some amazing people.

0:55:25 > 0:55:30It's been good, it's been awesome, the whole thing. Absolute joy.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Got this for you, a present.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34- I got you a present.- We all share.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37Every summer, we always need the summer to count

0:55:37 > 0:55:40and, over the last few years, we haven't done amazingly great,

0:55:40 > 0:55:43but we've still managed to be here the following year.

0:55:43 > 0:55:47I've really enjoyed it and I've had my...moments,

0:55:47 > 0:55:49but it's been a really good summer, in my eyes.

0:55:49 > 0:55:50One of the best ones yet.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55Just like to thank you for a great summer. You know...

0:55:55 > 0:55:56Bottoms up, guys!

0:55:56 > 0:55:57Cheers!

0:55:57 > 0:55:59# We love, Joey, we do

0:55:59 > 0:56:02# We love you, Joey, we do

0:56:02 > 0:56:06# Oh, Joey, we love you! #

0:56:06 > 0:56:12This summer has been great fun, a lot of hard work and really tiring

0:56:12 > 0:56:15but I'm so glad it's been successful.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Bring on next summer!