0:00:02 > 0:00:04OK, folks. It's that time.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Daddy?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16What's a head job?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18The Iris Prize continues to be
0:00:18 > 0:00:19the world's largest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21lesbian and gay short film prize.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23The winner gets £25,000,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25which is quite a substantial
0:00:25 > 0:00:27sum of money to go on
0:00:27 > 0:00:28to make another short film.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Really a celebration of storytelling.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38The fact that some of the filmmakers and some of the content
0:00:38 > 0:00:41is gay or lesbian is an important part of the festival,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45but really, I think what we're more interested in
0:00:45 > 0:00:47is effective storytelling.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55SLOW PIANO MUSIC
0:00:55 > 0:00:58DANCE MUSIC
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Tired today. It was hot in there, I tell you.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Abdi Kilali?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Yeah. What is this? - Come with us, please.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What's going on? - Come with us, please, sir.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Hey! Whoa! What's going on? - Out of the way.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Excuse me. Coming through. - Whoa! What's going on here?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46What's great about the Iris Prize is that it allows international
0:01:46 > 0:01:48filmmakers to visit us here in the UK
0:01:48 > 0:01:50and, in particular, here in Wales
0:01:50 > 0:01:52to work with some of our crew.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15No, I love the gays.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Magnus Mork is our fourth winner
0:02:21 > 0:02:23and our first winner from Norway.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28The film Burger was shot on location in a Cardiff burger bar.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32The film, I think, is influenced by Magnus' experience
0:02:32 > 0:02:37of spending the odd late night in Chippy Alley in Cardiff.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42And I think for somebody from Norway, he was very interested
0:02:42 > 0:02:45in observing how the people of Cardiff interacted with each other -
0:02:45 > 0:02:50gay, straight, or whatever - in that kind of late-night experience.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Why do we even want to watch football,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07if we don't even follow the rules...?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Right, what are you having?
0:03:09 > 0:03:16- Oh, something hot.- Yeah, but what? - Something big, hot and juicy!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- What about you? What are you having? - I don't want anything.- Yeah, you do.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22You are such a health queen.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- A what? A health queen? - Do you want some salad?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Salad!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36You OK?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Are YOU OK?- Absolutely, stranger!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Aye, you look it.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, I like that accent. Where are you from?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Northern Ireland.- Mmm...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Em, I'll have a burger.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Actually, a cheeseburger and chips. - I'll have one as well.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- You sure?- Yeah.- Lettuce?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- So how are you doing, then, Mr Ireland?- Good.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- I love that accent! Speak more to me. - What do you want me to say?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Tell me you want to marry me.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I don't want to marry you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Why? What are you doing over here? Are you part of the IRA?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Are you here to bomb me?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Don't worry! My friend here's part of Al-Qaeda.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- You can discuss bombing together. - I'm not a terrorist.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Well, you can discuss other things. He's very versatile.- Matthew!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32You know, you think things are going to fucking change. You know, you do.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35But they just don't. I'm just so stupid.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- You're not stupid. You're not. - He's not even handsome.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You know, he's fucking ugly, inside and outside. He's ugly.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43SHE LAUGHS
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- It's not funny.- I know. It's just the way you said it, it's funny.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- He's such a... He is such a... - I hope he dies.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I'm going to fucking ring him.- Don't ring him, Emily.- I have to.- Don't.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Voicemail.
0:05:03 > 0:05:10Hi, Andy. I just want to let you know that I think you're a...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12C-U-N-T.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I hope you rot in hell. Fucking...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Bye-bye. Bye-bye...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21SHE LAUGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- I'm genuinely really upset. - I'm sorry.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29SHE LAUGHS
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Mmm... You've got to try these. These are good.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Go on.- I don't want any.- Come on!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- I don't want any, I really don't. - Just a little taste.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- No.- Come on!
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Just sit down. I don't want one. - Have one.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Just one chip.- Open your mouth. - Go on.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Just have one.
0:06:07 > 0:06:13You're so bloody childish! You are. You're childish.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Calm down!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What are we having, then? What are we having?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- What do you fancy, boys? - Got to be lamb doner.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Can't have chicken, after the other night.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38What's...
0:06:38 > 0:06:44Well, hello there, lovely ladies. How the devil are we?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45SHE LAUGHS
0:06:45 > 0:06:47We're good. Yeah.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What's two beautiful ladies doing like you out on a night like this?
0:06:50 > 0:06:56- Well, we're not out, we're in, eating chips.- That's a little bit...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You might be in, but you're still out.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- On a cold night like this, in short dresses.- Short dresses?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Are you looking at our short dresses?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07No, I'm actually looking at your legs.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- What?- Yes. I'm actually looking at your legs, yes. Your beautiful legs.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Creep.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Oh, come on. That's bad. You've hurt me.- I'm only joking.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- So, where you going after?- Home. - Yeah? Are you taking me with you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25SHE LAUGHS
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- That's a bit forward. - I wouldn't like to split you two up.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30You two come as a pair. Two beauties.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Like Siamese twins, you can't split them up.- Siamese twins?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- They're stuck together!- I'll make you breakfast in the morning. It's fine.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Oh, my God. You're crazy. - My boyfriend wouldn't like that.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Seriously, let's not have any more words about your boyfriend tonight.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- My boyfriend didn't come out tonight.- Shut up about Andy!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Seriously, get a grip.- Who's Andy? - My boyfriend.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Don't ask, because you'll be here for the next six hours.- No.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- He was supposed to come out tonight. - Don't worry about your boyfriend.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Phone him in the morning.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02No, don't phone him in the morning. Never phone him again. He's a prick.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Phone him after I make you both breakfast...- He will kill you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08That's fine.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Do you reckon you could fight Andy? - I'm up for the challenge.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Could you fight Andy?- Yeah, that's fine.- He will kill you.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- That's fine.- What's your name? - Gareth.- Gareth, I'm Charlotte.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- It's a pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Gareth, her boyfriend would literally kill you.- That's fine.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- My name is Emily.- Nice to meet you. I'm up for the challenge.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29PHONE VIBRATES
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- So have you...? - Andy?- For fuck's sake.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Andy, where the fuck have you been?!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36So it looks like it's just the two of us. Shall we ditch your friend?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- No.- I'll ditch my friends.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Just the two of us now. - I think you need to go with them.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Come on. Leave her alone. - The food'll be five minutes.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47You're never going to pull her. Let's go. Come on. Come on, bro.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- I'll see you soon.- Bye. - Every time, man. Every time.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- What's he doing? - We were just talking.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Every time we come here, you're a proper doughnut.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- What are you ordering? - Doner kebab. I told you earlier.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04That was you, with that dodgy chicken.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- It was that dodgy chicken. - Special mayo, boys...
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- We can't leave you nowhere. - I'm just being nice.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Can I have a napkin, please?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- This is my new friend, Charlotte. - Can I have a napkin?
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Charlotte, my new friend. - Fuck off!- Come meet my other friends.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27What's the matter with you?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- That wasn't me.- Can't take you anywhere.- That was not me.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Fuck off!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36You're a bad omen. You're a bad omen.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Are we getting service here or what?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- I'm starving.- He always pulls, doesn't he? Every time.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Mate, can I have some ketchup?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Fiver.- What's up?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Fucker got my fiver.- What?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Fucker took my fiver.- Who?- Him.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Him there?- Yeah. - Did you take his money?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- What are you on about? - Did you take his money?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Don't know what you're talking about.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22My friend had a fiver on this counter. He says you took it off him.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- No, it wasn't me.- Yeah, you did. Who else was it, then?- What's up?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Your friend's taken my friend's five pound note off that counter.- Him?
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Of course it was him. Who else would it be? He said it was you. - Here we go.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37THEY SHOUT
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Chill out. Here's your fiver. It was a joke, OK?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Chill out. It was a joke. What's the matter with you people?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Fuck, what's the matter with you all?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I want a doner kebab.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Boo!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01THEY LAUGH
0:11:06 > 0:11:10He can't take a joke. It's a laugh.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- He loves it. - He says I'm the bad news.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You are the bad news.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Barry!- Shit!- Speaking of bad news...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Where the fuck have you been?!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I've been looking for you and I came here.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- I left the club and you were gone. - What the fuck are you laughing at?!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I'll tell Lisa about Cher. Do you want to laugh then?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Calm down.- Don't tell me to calm down. You left me in the cold
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- on a freezing night! - Calm down. Let's get some food
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- and relax yourself. - You best get me some food.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- What do you want? - I want a kebab and chips.- Sit down.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50THEY LAUGH
0:12:08 > 0:12:11SHE CRIES
0:12:16 > 0:12:19DANCE MUSIC
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Cheeseburger ready.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51- We ordered first. Come on. - What's going on here?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Boo!
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