A Christmas Star

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0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Hark the herald angels sing

0:02:10 > 0:02:15# Glory to the newborn king

0:02:15 > 0:02:20# Peace on earth and mercy mild

0:02:20 > 0:02:26# God and sinners reconciled

0:02:26 > 0:02:31# Joyful all ye nations rise... #

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Christmas Eve, well, let's hope it's better than last year.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Five pairs of socks,

0:02:38 > 0:02:44burnt turkey and Aunt Muriel's Brussels sprout chutney, eughh.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48A merry bloomin' Christmas that was.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Remember, Christmas is a time for giving,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54though about all I was given last year was the flu.

0:02:55 > 0:03:01# Have a very merry Christmas from Pottersglen FM. #

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Careful if you're driving as they're predicting a storm,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10which there certainly will be at our house.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14If your family are already driving you crazy, just remember,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17they'll be away soon, and it only happens once a year.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I would've done those myself

0:03:21 > 0:03:24if I'd have known you were going to do such a desperate job!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26You're eight months pregnant, I couldn't let you do that.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You let me do the cooking, though?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, I think burnt pastry is definitely underrated.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'll underrate you in a minute.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36THUNDER RUMBLES

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ta da!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Don't think that you can win me over with gifts, Mr O'Hanlon.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Sotto, la stella, e il miracolo dell'amore!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Grazie, amore mio. Thank you, my darling.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04You have to admit I did a grand job on the lights this year.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06THUNDER RUMBLES

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh! Oh! Eccolo!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Calm down Maria, it's just a power cut. Must be the weather.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Eccolo, arriva. It's coming, Joe!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's just a storm, don't worry.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22No, Joe! The baby! The baby's coming!

0:04:22 > 0:04:27What? Oh, eh, jeepers! Right, keys. Where are my flaming keys?!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Breathe. Calm. Focus.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yes. Thanks. I'm OK.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Right. Well, get me to the hospital, then!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Right!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Joe! You're going up the mountain!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You try driving in these conditions!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Now don't panic, but I may have gone the wrong way.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I just need to find a place to turn.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Don't worry, it'll be OK.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00How about some music to calm you down?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- PUNK VERSION OF THE FIRST NOEL PLAYS - No! Oh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04What is that?!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Make it stop, Joe!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Sorry! I can't turn it off now!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12BANG!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, no! What's this now?!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17I'm not having il mio bambino in a Vauxhall Astra, Joe!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Don't worry. It'll be OK.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21It'll be OK.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Turn that racket down! - It won't start! Come on!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26You're disturbing the sheep.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Start! Start!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29It'll be OK. It'll be OK.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, dear. We'd better get you inside.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Breathe. That's it. You'll be OK.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37You'll be OK.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Breathe, Maria. Big deep breaths. That's it. You can do it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42You can do it.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Towel, please.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Have you done this before?

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Oh, yes.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49With cows, right enough.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03We did it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05We did it!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I mean, you did it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:14Trust us, eh? Our first baby, on Christmas morning.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16She's beautiful.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Noelle.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27(Do you want to see your daddy? Do you?)

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yes.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Our wee Noelle.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Our wee miracle.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Excuse me!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Don't you get in my way!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Do you hear I'm saying to you! Look at you with your fine jewellery.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Do you hear what I'm saying?!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16After you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Thank you!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18SHE LAUGHS

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Look, have you met my daughter?

0:07:27 > 0:07:32My life won't be worth living if I go home without this.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Gimme!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38You know what, Mervyn? It's all yours.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Happy Christmas!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59No pushing!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Shh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Imagine actually living in a castle.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30No-one lives there.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35Dad said that the man who owns it stays in America.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's well for some.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Spud-Bob, do you ever feel...different?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Seriously? You're asking ME if I feel different?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I mean inside.

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Yeah, I guess so. Especially when my daddy died.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I kinda felt I had to be there for my mummy somehow.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Why, do you feel different?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Maybe everyone does, I just...

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Noelle! Let's go get your daddy, it's time for lunch!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07OK, Mum, thanks! On my way!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Spud-Bob? You're my best pal.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13See ya, Noelle.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16MUSIC: Ride Of The Valkyries by Richard Wagner

0:09:21 > 0:09:25What are you doing?! This way! This way!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Not that way, this way!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31These people!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Noelle! Vieni dentro ora!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Scusa, scusa!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42PHONE RINGS

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ah...Mr Shepherd?

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Yes, it's me. Are you there yet, McKerrod?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yes, sir, we flew in last night, it was actually a lovely flight.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Yes, yes, I'm not interested in how you got there.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03If I wanted a conversation, I'd talk to someone interesting.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Just tell me what's going on with the plan.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Well, ah, we're right on schedule

0:10:08 > 0:10:12and the surveyors are measuring up as we speak, sir.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Good, good, good. Are you're sure they'll sell?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Once I've spoken to them, sir,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I guarantee that they will sell, yes. Yes, sir.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Good, I'm glad to hear that, because this is your big idea, McKerrod,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29which I am financing, so just don't go say anything stupid.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Which in your case means don't say anything at all.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39OK, that's enough, I need a rest.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Well done, Ms Bernie.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's tough to be me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Come on, Junior! Stop admiring the scenery.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57There's no point getting used to it because it'll all be gone soon.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Come on!

0:11:11 > 0:11:12To Mervyn!

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Mervyn!

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Speech!- Speech!- Speech!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Mervyn, we are all going to miss you...

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Potters... Pottersglen Pottery is a 500-year-old tradition

0:11:26 > 0:11:30and you are a big part of that tradition.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You can take the man out of Pottersglen but...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37ALL: You can't take the Pottersglen out of the man!

0:11:37 > 0:11:38To Mervyn...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Mervyn!- Mervyn!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Whiskey. Neat.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Still an upstanding member of the community, O'Hanlon?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What's he doing back?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09There's going to be trouble, so there is.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Go...Snowballers!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Stop! Just let me sing!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34# Joyful all ye nations rise

0:12:34 > 0:12:36# Join the triumph of the skies... #

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Look out for Noelle!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Free kick.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42That was such a foul!

0:12:42 > 0:12:47Try and catch me!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49That's it, both of you, off!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54You better watch it, O'Hanlon!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00It's OK, Noelle, we can still do it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Doubt it, we just lost our captain!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Don't worry, Thomas. If we chase, we might still win.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Coach is going to kill me.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Not if I get you first!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Girls! Girls! What's going on here?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13She thinks she's so special.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Both of you fouled, now calm down.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Me?! Did you not see that foul?! - Girls! Girls!

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Noelle, is your ankle OK?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26All right, seeing as you two have sorted out

0:13:26 > 0:13:29your differences, you can come back on the pitch.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33All right? Two minutes left - everything to play for!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34How do you do that?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36What?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39That. You make everyone, I don't know, calm down or something.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Like you've got magic powers.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Nah.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Joyful all ye nations rise

0:13:48 > 0:13:52# Join the triumph of the skies... #

0:13:52 > 0:13:54CHEERING

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Christ is born... #

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Silence.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I need silence.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06And breathe.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Why are we here?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14I want to create magic, I want to touch the hearts of everyone

0:14:14 > 0:14:18who walks into this auditorium.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21We are not going to act.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23We are going to be.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30Now, who can tell me what this Nativity of ours is all about?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yes?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Christmas, Ms Darcy. It's Jesus' birthday.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35My birthday's Christmas!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Yes, but he came down from Heaven,

0:14:39 > 0:14:43was born under the Christmas Star, grew up to perform miracles.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44Thank you, Bernadette.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47He wore sandals.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I have sandals.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Well, it's not about the sandals, darling.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55It's about the feet that tread the boards.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Noelle can do miracles!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yes, thank you, I'm sure she can.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Quiet! Children, please! Settle down!

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I would like to be ready for this Christmas!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Children! Boys, please! Put that away!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Put that down!

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Children!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Quiet!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Sorry, miss.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22There it is again. You did that!

0:15:22 > 0:15:23You can work miracles!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I don't know, Spud-Bob.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Miracles are like...walking on water and stuff.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Let's try it. Come to my house.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35It hurts my toes when I play football in sandals.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43OK, let's try the multiplying-fish-and-bread one.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Don't give up. How about the classic - water into wine?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04No use.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07One last one to try.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Walk on water.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12No, thanks, Spud-Bob.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I don't understand why it's not working.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Have you always been able to do it?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Like, since you were born?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23I don't know, I've never really thought about it before.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27They say out of difficulties grow miracles.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Well, if that's true, I must be owed an awful lot.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Try working here for a week and see if you don't need a miracle!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Now we're going to continue with the Christmas Crooners,

0:16:38 > 0:16:42so do bear with us and stay tuned to Pottersglen FM.

0:16:42 > 0:16:47Sorry. I thought we were getting new decorations this year?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Money's a bit tight, pet. The factory's not doing too well.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Would you look at the mess in here!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Come on, hop up.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57How come I have to wear a stupid dress in the Nativity play?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Because you're an angel and they don't tend to wear hoodies.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Why is my birthday on Christmas Day?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Because you were born on December the 25th.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Like Jesus?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ah, don't push your luck, you. You're an angel already.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12I always said you were heaven-sent though, captain.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16But I was born in a stable, wasn't I?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18More a barn than a stable.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Can we go there?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Yeah, sure.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Stay still, please. I don't want to stab you with these pins!

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Can we go now?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Not now, love, it's late and I've still got the decorations to finish.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33There, just stay still. Up, up.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38And...we are done!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Great, can I get these things off, then?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Sorry...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Right, I'll get the car keys.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Here we go, hope Angela's in.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Yep, it looks like it.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03CAR HORN HONKS

0:18:08 > 0:18:13Joe, Maria, how lovely to see you, so...unannounced!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's lovely to see you again!

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- We just wanted to show... - Noelle! All grown up.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26The last time I saw you, you wee'd all over your father.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Come on in out of the cold, I have the stove on.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33There's the tea wet.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Thanks, Angela.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39Thanks. Look, we brought you an early Christmas present too.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40You shouldn't have.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Shall we go to the barn, Noelle?

0:18:45 > 0:18:46You two can stay as you are.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Make yourselves at home, put your feet up.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Not there!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05So this is where I was born?

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Probably not their first choice but it makes a good story, doesn't it?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Do you see that star?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23That one?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25No, that's Orion's Belt.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28That one?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30No, that's the North Star.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Em...that one?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38No, dear, that's a plane.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41That one, the brightest star.

0:19:41 > 0:19:47That's the Christmas Star. Some say it's the miracle star.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Miracles?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52If you believe in miracles.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Can I tell you something?

0:19:57 > 0:20:02It's going to sound kind of crazy,

0:20:02 > 0:20:05but sometimes I think...

0:20:05 > 0:20:08that I can do...miracles.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Sort of small ones, though.

0:20:12 > 0:20:17The night that you were born I wasn't supposed to be here,

0:20:17 > 0:20:21but I couldn't get this thing started.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Beast of a night, it was.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Your parents were lucky to get up the mountain.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I'd never delivered a baby before.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Calves, yes. Hundreds of them.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39When you think about it, that was a miracle.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You were a miracle.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45But does that mean I can do miracles?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Do you love your family?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yes, of course.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Well, love is a miracle.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55It's the most powerful miracle, in fact.

0:20:55 > 0:21:01It is? Yes, love can make bad things good.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Love can bring people together.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08And I can use it?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10As a miracle, I mean?

0:21:10 > 0:21:16You're capable of great things, Noelle. You always have been.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Now, come on, before your father ruins half my furniture.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Do you ever think the star gets lonely?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Up there...all on its own?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Maybe it wasn't always on its own.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53There's a bingo and bridge bonanza on Thursday,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56and just when you thought it couldn't get any more exciting,

0:21:56 > 0:22:00don't forget the Pottersglen School Nativity is on tomorrow.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04They tell me tickets have been selling well so don't delay.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Buy today.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Until then, keep listening to Pottersglen FM

0:22:11 > 0:22:14where we've got another Christmas classic coming right up.

0:22:20 > 0:22:26# I've been looking for a light to guide me home

0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Glimpse a thicker oar, a star to call my own... #

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Here you go.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Thanks.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- I love you. - I love you too.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Head touch.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Now, get yourself tucked in.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Dad? Do you think I'm special?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Of course I do, it's in your genes.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54You said I was sent from heaven.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56That you were.

0:22:56 > 0:23:01So does that mean I can do, you know...miracles?

0:23:01 > 0:23:06Well, if you ever went to bed when we asked you, that'd be a miracle!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08No, Dad, I mean real ones.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Yes, captain. I do.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Night.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Look at yonder star.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38It is so bright.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39And high.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Buttock.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Buttark.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48(But hark.)

0:23:48 > 0:23:51But hark I hear an angel sing.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I have a message for you, Mary.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I'm Bubble.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Can I do my song now?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18LAUGHTER

0:24:18 > 0:24:21APPLAUSE

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- I really enjoyed that. - You were fantastic!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Everyone laughed at me. - Not everyone.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Not Dad, he was asleep!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Your daddy's got a lot on his mind with the factory, darling.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41And anyway, he only fell asleep at the start.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Yeah, he woke up in time to see me fall over!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47ENGINE REVS

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Oi!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Mervyn, are you all right?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Noelle?- Where is she, Joe?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Honey, you were talking to her! - You had her!

0:25:05 > 0:25:06- Noelle!- Noelle!- Noelle!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14TYRES SCREECH

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Sorry. Sorry...

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Noelle! Noelle! What the heck were you doing!?!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23You could have been killed!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I mean, what were you thinking playing chicken with a motorbike?!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Stop shouting, Joe.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30You said I was special, Daddy. I can do miracles.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32What? For flip's sake, don't be ridiculous!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Don't worry, darling, your dad's just worried.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Maria, she needs to learn that she can't put

0:25:37 > 0:25:38herself in danger like that.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Now no more talk about miracles, you hear.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Home! Now!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Noelle, I'm not mad, it's just...

0:25:52 > 0:25:55you're so fearless sometimes.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57If anything happened...

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I think it's best you just forget this miracle stuff, OK?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Captain?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Head touch?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Night.- Night.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Well, maybe people just don't want this kind of thing anymore.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Then make them!

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Find a way to put Pottersglen on the map.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45People aren't going to want to buy anything if they don't know that you exist.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49What can I do?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Joe, are you going to lose your job?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58No-one is being let go.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01What about Mervyn?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04If you lose your job, we would have to move, wouldn't we?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05I'm sure it won't come to that.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Oh, you're sure, are you? Aw, well, that's really comforting!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Like you were sure that you had Noelle's hand at the Christmas market?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Joe, Pottersglen is the factory.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Without those snow globes, the whole village will shut down.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23KNOCKING

0:27:24 > 0:27:29Let's just hope that your friend the mayor has got some more creative ideas.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33He's through here, Proinsias.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37- Everything all right?- That depends on whether you've got good news or not.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Well, you know, that bike destroyed a lot of stock at the market.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47We're in trouble, all right, Joe,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50but there is one option.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Somebody's made an offer on the factory.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Who?- You're not going to like it.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Noelle! What are you doing?

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Em...sleep walking?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Right, get up the stairs now, go on! Up!

0:28:15 > 0:28:17It's just a bit of a shock, I suppose.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Thanks for coming over, Proinsias.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Take care now.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Be careful out there.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Well?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31He says there's a backer.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Who?

0:28:34 > 0:28:35Pat McKerrod.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38McKerrod!?

0:28:38 > 0:28:41I haven't heard that name in a long time.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Yeah, well, he's back. I saw him the other night.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47What? Why didn't you tell me?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Joe?

0:28:49 > 0:28:53Well, you two... You know.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Ah, Joe, don't be ridiculous!

0:28:56 > 0:29:00He looked richer, if that's possible.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04If I had wanted to marry a rich man, would I have married you?

0:29:04 > 0:29:10Yeah, well, if he's our only option I think we really do need a miracle.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18ENGINE CHOKES

0:29:18 > 0:29:19# La, la-la, la, la

0:29:19 > 0:29:22# I've been looking for a light to guide me... #

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Whitney, will you stop that, coach is trying to concentrate.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Oi, I'm a good singer! You wait.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30I'll show you.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Who's that?

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Maybe it's the Mafia.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38I doubt it. What would the Mafia be doing in Pottersglen?

0:29:38 > 0:29:39Stealing my homework?

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Good luck to anyone stealing your homework!

0:29:45 > 0:29:47CAR HORN HONKS

0:29:47 > 0:29:48It won't start!

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Mind if I have a go, coach?

0:29:53 > 0:29:56I'm sure I recognise that bike.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Pat McKerrod?

0:30:03 > 0:30:04Do you know him, coach?

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Who is it?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08ENGINE STARTS

0:30:08 > 0:30:10OK, here we go, then.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Go! Here we go!

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Whitney, seriously! You're getting on my nerves!

0:30:16 > 0:30:17Oi!

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- I can't believe it's come to this. - Calm your jets, Joe.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Yeah, but McKerrod?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35I hope we haven't kept you, Proinsias.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37You're all right, Pat.

0:30:37 > 0:30:42O'Hanlon, good to see you standing to attention.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Which is more than you could manage the last time we met.

0:30:49 > 0:30:54That was The Cliches with Everything Comes To Those Who Wait.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57They've obviously never been to my house on Christmas Day.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Here's where the magic happens.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Would you like to have a go at glazing the snow globe interior?

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Here, let me, Junior, this is a delicate...

0:31:11 > 0:31:12process.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Must be a faulty batch.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16I'll give him a faulty batch.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Not to worry. Let's move on, shall we?

0:31:19 > 0:31:24"Pottersglen Pottery - kindly given to the Pottersglen community

0:31:24 > 0:31:27"by Maeve and Vincent McKerrod."

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Yes, we McKerrods are a generous bunch.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34OK, shall we get down to some business?

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Um, not you. Junior.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40This is man's work.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44So why don't you just stay down here and try not to break anything?

0:31:44 > 0:31:45OK?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Come on. Noelle, we're getting hammered here!

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- I'm sorry.- What is it?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28It's just that man from the castle,

0:32:28 > 0:32:31there's something really funny about him.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Sure, he lives in a castle,

0:32:33 > 0:32:37has a suit that cost more than this village and his skin's orange.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40No, I mean, I think I've heard his name before.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42My mum and dad were talking about him.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46Let's talk about it later. Right now, we need to win this game.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49I didn't see that one coming.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- So that's that then, Mike?- Yeah. - I can't believe it's come to this.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Suppose we haven't any other choice.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56Anybody but McKerrod.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Listen. O'Hanlon. Joe.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03No hard feelings, OK?

0:33:03 > 0:33:06As far as I'm concerned this is all water under the bridge.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08You knew full well what you were doing!

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Well, what can I say?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12I was young and Maria was a beautiful woman.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14I was talking about the factory.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Oh, that? Well, I guess I used to be a little...clumsy.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Clumsy?

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Was smashing the entire production line of snow globes clumsy?

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Knocking over one of the oldest machines? Was that clumsy?

0:33:25 > 0:33:26No. It was an accident.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29An accident that happened just after your parents threatened

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- to change their will! - Yes, well, they didn't, did they?

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Everything all right here, gentlemen?

0:33:34 > 0:33:36- Fine.- Fine.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Junior.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Oh, how is Maria, by the way?

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Calm yourself, Joe.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- We need this. - From him?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53There's nobody else.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Mr O'Hanlon?

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Yes? Junior, isn't it?

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Um...Mr O'Hanlon, my dad,

0:34:04 > 0:34:09he doesn't always act so nice, but he is, really.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Did he send you over?

0:34:11 > 0:34:13No, no, it's just that...

0:34:13 > 0:34:17he's been working really hard and since my mum left,

0:34:17 > 0:34:19he hasn't been the same.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21You don't need to make excuses.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23We all have our problems, I understand.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26I'd just hate for you to get the wrong impression of him, that's all.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Best be getting back to your dad, he'll be waiting.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Goodbye, Mr O'Hanlon.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Well? Did he buy it?

0:34:39 > 0:34:41I think so. Dad.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43You are learning.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Slowly.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Come on, Noelle, we'll be off soon.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59I don't think I like that man.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Which man?

0:35:01 > 0:35:03The one with the fake tan and the suit. You know, McKerrod.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Noelle, don't be rude.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07But there's something about him.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09You don't like him either!

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Listen, that man might be the only hope we have of saving the factory.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14He's not that bad.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Now, come on. Joe, have you got the keys, love?

0:35:17 > 0:35:18Course I got the keys.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Keys, keys, keys, keys...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36I won't be long. Sure, you can play in the yard with your mates.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38- OK. Hi, Spud-Bob. - Hi Noelle.

0:35:38 > 0:35:44Em, ladies, gentlemen, potters.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48They say the best speeches start with a little joke,

0:35:48 > 0:35:52so I ask you...

0:35:54 > 0:35:57..how much does a potter actually...urn?

0:36:01 > 0:36:03What are they saying?

0:36:03 > 0:36:05I think he's just making bad jokes.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09That's adults for you. Never take anything seriously.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20As you know, Pottersglen Pottery is in a bit of trouble.

0:36:20 > 0:36:25Demand for our Nativity Snow Globes has almost died out.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27But all is not lost.

0:36:27 > 0:36:33We have a potential buyer, and he's here to say a few words.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36Some of you may remember him - Pat McKerrod.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- BOOING AND JEERING - McKerrod, are you having a laugh?

0:36:40 > 0:36:42After what he did to our factory?

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Festive greetings, everyone!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Now, please, please calm down.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Will you let me explain?

0:36:51 > 0:36:54What is wrong with these people?

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Let's give him a chance!

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Oh, my dad's speaking.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Doesn't look like it's going well.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11What happened was a long time ago and, sure,

0:37:11 > 0:37:13hasn't the McKerrod family always been good to us in the past?

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Not this McKerrod!

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Best thing he ever did for this place was to leave.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Every man deserves a second chance, don't they?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24No, Joe.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

0:37:39 > 0:37:41This is why we're all here.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43To try and save Pottersglen.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Thank you, Joe.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50I was born here,

0:37:50 > 0:37:55my father was born here.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58I grew up round here.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02These glens are just as much a part of me

0:38:02 > 0:38:04as my own son.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07My one true heir.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Everybody, this is Junior. Say hello, Junior.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Junior, say hello.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Hi.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Thank you. Junior.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Now, I want Junior to grow up to love this village

0:38:21 > 0:38:23just as much as I do.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26So let me assure you all,

0:38:26 > 0:38:32that under our ownership everyone will be guaranteed a job for life.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33- Is that right?- Yes.

0:38:33 > 0:38:39And not only that, those of you who agree with our terms,

0:38:39 > 0:38:43will receive a check for £10,000.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49A token of McKerrod good will.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52APPLAUSE

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Smile!

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Smile for the pretty people.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07Thank you.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13- All the best.- Bye, Mick.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Maria Minnelli!

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Maria O'Hanlon now.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Yes, of course.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23You do not look a day older than you were at 18.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Noelle, I'd like you to meet... - Mr McKerrod.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Please, call me Pat. Pleased to meet you, Noelle.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32What a...festive name.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34If you'll excuse me, Maria.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39Do you fancy a kick around with us?

0:39:39 > 0:39:44I don't know. I don't play soccer.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Just American football.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Well, it's pretty similar - you just use your feet

0:39:49 > 0:39:51and don't get any helmets!

0:39:51 > 0:39:54So you kids play all the time?

0:39:54 > 0:39:55Pretty much.

0:39:55 > 0:39:56Oh, Junior!

0:39:59 > 0:40:02You really need to grow up.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Fraternising with the locals?

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Football? Man up!

0:40:08 > 0:40:11PHONE RINGS

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Mr Shepherd?

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Why do you always ask if it's me, McKerrod?

0:40:22 > 0:40:25My name comes up on your phone, you idiot.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29- Um, well, I...- No, no, don't talk. Just tell me how it went.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Yes, it went very well

0:40:31 > 0:40:34and I think we'll have their full consent by the end of the week.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Good. Good. I'm glad to hear that.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40I always said you'd go far, McKerrod. I'm glad you did.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Thank you.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Give me a bit of piece and quiet.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46Oh.

0:40:46 > 0:40:51Just make sure you get them to sign, OK?

0:40:51 > 0:40:55Much as I like sending you away, it's costing me money!

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Yes, sir.

0:40:57 > 0:41:03And one more thing - are they still making those snow globes?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06Do not worry about the snow globes, sir.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09Soon there will be no snow globes.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10Ugly little things.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I like them.

0:41:12 > 0:41:16Oh, oh, well, I guess we could always make them in China?

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Look, just do your one job and get those signatures.

0:41:20 > 0:41:24I want to be under way by the new year. Do you understand?

0:41:24 > 0:41:27Don't let me down, McKerrod! Capisce?

0:41:27 > 0:41:28Yes, sir.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Idiot.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33Oh. Yes, sir.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38He is so proud of your dad.

0:41:38 > 0:41:39I'm sure he is.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Pottersglen Potteries!

0:41:45 > 0:41:49Place should've been flattened years ago.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Imagine when this all makes way

0:41:51 > 0:41:55for McKerrod's Christmas Kingdom -

0:41:55 > 0:41:59casino, hotel, golf course.

0:41:59 > 0:42:04Dad, Why do you hate Pottersglen so much?

0:42:05 > 0:42:08There are two types of people in the world. Junior.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11And I hate them both. Get in.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15The other car.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Get in. Now.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31The bike from the market?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Do you remember that film? - What film?

0:42:36 > 0:42:39You know, the one where they had all the pastries in the calendar.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- No...- I think we're going to need considerably bigger buns.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46What did I ever see in you?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48More than you saw in Pat McKerrod.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51"You don't look a day older than you were 18."

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Dad.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58I overheard Mr McKerrod and his son talking.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00What have I told you about eavesdropping?

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Please don't let them sell the factory, Dad.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05There's something about him.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08And that man on the motorbike...

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Noelle, it's OK.

0:43:11 > 0:43:15Everyone liked him. Well, after I stepped up.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17- You should have seen it...- No!

0:43:17 > 0:43:20No, you don't understand. I made them listen!

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Oh, yeah? And how did you do that?

0:43:22 > 0:43:25I used my miracle power.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Noelle! What have I told you?

0:43:27 > 0:43:29There's no such thing as miracles!

0:43:29 > 0:43:33He's not my favourite person either but we need him,

0:43:33 > 0:43:35so just stay out of it, OK?

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Why don't I just stay out of everything, then?!

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Don't be so silly, Noelle!

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Smart, Joe. Real smart.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52Boo!

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Come on, love. Come here.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03You know your daddy didn't mean it.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06He's under a lot of pressure at work.

0:44:06 > 0:44:10He's always under a lot of pressure nowadays.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13What is it with him and Mr McKerrod anyway?

0:44:13 > 0:44:18Well, he asked me to marry him before your daddy did.

0:44:18 > 0:44:22- Mr McKerrod?- Yes.

0:44:22 > 0:44:23The really rich guy?

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Yes.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28The one with all the cars who lives in a castle?

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Yeah, all right, don't rub it in.

0:44:31 > 0:44:36But that's kinda why they don't exactly see eye to eye.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39- And now he's buying the factory? - Now he's saving the factory.

0:44:39 > 0:44:43No, he's not! He's changing all of it.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46Sometimes we need change, Noelle.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Maybe he's exactly what Pottersglen needs.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Come on, get to sleep.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57And don't you worry, everything is going to be fine.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00- Night, night.- Night.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15I overheard him saying really nasty things.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17I just know he's up to no good.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19But my dad is so happy.

0:45:19 > 0:45:23He says that Mr McKerrod is the reason we don't have to move away.

0:45:23 > 0:45:24What could we do anyway?

0:45:24 > 0:45:27Why don't you do that thing you do, Noelle?

0:45:27 > 0:45:30You know, use your miracle power.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32Miracles don't exist, Spud-Bob.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34They do!

0:45:34 > 0:45:35How do you know?

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Cos I've seen them. I believe.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Remember all the times she made our teachers be nice?

0:45:41 > 0:45:43I believe in miracles.

0:45:43 > 0:45:44It's worth a try.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46I don't think we should.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Let's give her a chance.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51- Yeah! Come on!- OK!

0:45:51 > 0:45:55All I need is to catch his attention and look him in the eye.

0:45:57 > 0:45:58How do we get his attention?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03Football. Straight to the head!

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Perfect.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07MUSIC: Ride Of The Valkyries by Richard Wagner

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Well, look who it is.

0:46:12 > 0:46:16How's that for timing?

0:46:17 > 0:46:19Perfect.

0:46:19 > 0:46:23The new outbuildings will be built along there, which will

0:46:23 > 0:46:26provide access off the main drag, parking along here.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32You could go either way on that, I'm not sure which.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34Yes, moving forwards, you can see...

0:46:34 > 0:46:38- Dad?- ..how my factory improvement scheme will lift the economy...

0:46:38 > 0:46:41- Dad, Dad?- ..of this entire area, see?

0:46:41 > 0:46:44Excuse me a moment. What?

0:46:44 > 0:46:49Dad, can I play... I mean, talk to those kids over there?

0:46:49 > 0:46:53You are not going to play football, Junior! Use your head.

0:46:54 > 0:46:57Who was that?! Answer me!

0:46:57 > 0:47:00You little...

0:47:03 > 0:47:05Little scamp!

0:47:07 > 0:47:10Now, anyway, where were we?

0:47:10 > 0:47:12My miracle power didn't work.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15I told you! There's no such thing as miracles.

0:47:15 > 0:47:16I'm going.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18I should have never listened to you.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21This is what happens when you break the rules!

0:47:21 > 0:47:23OK, go if you want!

0:47:23 > 0:47:26Some day you'll know the truth, and then you'll be sorry.

0:47:29 > 0:47:30Spud-Bob?

0:47:30 > 0:47:35Sorry, Noelle, my mum's making sausage rolls and spaghetti hoops.

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Welcome, everyone, to this very special day.

0:47:50 > 0:47:55The signing of the new ownership agreement of Pottersglen Pottery!

0:47:55 > 0:47:57APPLAUSE

0:47:57 > 0:48:01It is with a touch of sadness that the village community

0:48:01 > 0:48:05has had to sell, however it feels right that it goes back

0:48:05 > 0:48:07to the McKerrod family.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09APPLAUSE

0:48:13 > 0:48:15Messing around again, are we?

0:48:15 > 0:48:19I know you and your dad are up to no good, I've heard you talking.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22I know about the golf course and the hotel

0:48:22 > 0:48:24and you want us to make the globes in China!

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Junior.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28Gotta go - important business!

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Both my son and I will be leaving soon

0:48:34 > 0:48:38to announce our Pottersglen plans at Stormont.

0:48:38 > 0:48:42Both UTV and the BBC will be there

0:48:42 > 0:48:44so you will all get to witness my...

0:48:44 > 0:48:48I mean, our big moment live on television.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50FIRE ALARM

0:48:50 > 0:48:52There has been a fire in the furnace room -

0:48:52 > 0:48:56please form an orderly queue and exit the building.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00This is not a drill.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03Please leave immediately by the exits and...

0:49:03 > 0:49:04What on earth are you doing?!

0:49:04 > 0:49:05Trying to save the factory!

0:49:05 > 0:49:07I told you to leave this alone!

0:49:07 > 0:49:10I'm trying to stop that weird man, Daddy. He's a fake!

0:49:10 > 0:49:13Fake hair, fake teeth and fake tan!

0:49:13 > 0:49:18Just so you know, this is not fake. It's pure Californian sunshine.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21He wants to make a hotel here just for Christmas

0:49:21 > 0:49:24and for us all to make the globes in China.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26The little girl is obviously confused.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30She means porcelain - who would make a snow globe out of china?

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Stop. You could ruin this for everyone.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36We're trying to save Pottersglen here!

0:49:36 > 0:49:37But you're not!

0:49:37 > 0:49:40I am not trying to cause any trouble, Daddy, honestly.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43My miracles just won't work anymore!

0:49:43 > 0:49:47Miracles? That is enough, Noelle! You are in so much trouble!

0:49:47 > 0:49:50Now, you can stay up here while we finish this

0:49:50 > 0:49:51and I'll deal with you later!

0:49:57 > 0:50:00Ah, the imagination of children.

0:50:02 > 0:50:05Well, that was alarming.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Thank you.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20Thank you, everyone, if you would like to come up

0:50:20 > 0:50:24and sign your agreements then Proinsias can give you your cheques.

0:50:24 > 0:50:25Thank you.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Chip off the old block, O'Hanlon.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Don't push it, Pat.

0:50:41 > 0:50:45How did that little brat even come close?

0:50:45 > 0:50:47China? China?

0:50:47 > 0:50:49- Was that you?- NO!

0:50:49 > 0:50:52The O'Hanlons have been the bane of my life

0:50:52 > 0:50:57so I am not going to let some little upstart spoil things for us now.

0:50:57 > 0:51:01So you go and you find her and you shut her up.

0:51:03 > 0:51:06- Oh, and Junior? - Yeah, Dad?

0:51:06 > 0:51:10Try not to disappoint me!

0:51:10 > 0:51:11Man up!

0:51:22 > 0:51:23I never get to sing.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Noelle? Hey. Noelle!

0:51:30 > 0:51:32- I thought you were my friend! - I am your friend!

0:51:32 > 0:51:34Well, then, where were you?

0:51:34 > 0:51:38I needed your help. Don't any of you believe me?

0:51:40 > 0:51:42None of you are my friends!

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Hey!

0:51:49 > 0:51:50Where did she go?

0:51:50 > 0:51:52I don't know.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Hey, leave him alone.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Look at you! You're so pathetic.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00At least we know how to have fun!

0:52:00 > 0:52:02I know how to have fun all right!

0:52:02 > 0:52:05My daddy and me, we own this place.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08We can do whatever we want.

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Oh, yeah. Like what?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Like knocking down everything

0:52:13 > 0:52:16and making The McKerrod Christmas Kingdom!

0:52:16 > 0:52:18That's what!

0:52:22 > 0:52:23Get in!

0:52:33 > 0:52:35Noelle? Noelle!

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Where are you?

0:52:41 > 0:52:44Maria, Maria! Have you seen Noelle?

0:52:44 > 0:52:46What? Aw, Joe not again.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47I can't find her anywhere.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50- Maybe she's gone home in a sulk? - Let's go, quick.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01What are you kids up to? Where's Noelle?

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I think she went up the mountain, coach.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07On her own? It's dangerous up there. Those paths aren't safe.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09Aw, no!

0:53:15 > 0:53:19Hey, there! Look, don't be frightened.

0:53:19 > 0:53:21Want a ride?

0:53:21 > 0:53:26Look, Noelle, we're going to offer your dad a big promotion.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Think about how happy your mom and dad are going to be.

0:53:29 > 0:53:33Hey, we'll even give your team new soccer gear...

0:53:33 > 0:53:36It's football.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- Noelle!- Noelle!

0:53:41 > 0:53:42Noelle!

0:53:42 > 0:53:46Are you up there? Noelle! Noelle?

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Noelle? Sweetheart?

0:53:49 > 0:53:51Where is she, Joe?

0:53:51 > 0:53:52What about the marina?

0:53:54 > 0:53:56I know what you're up to.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58I know you want to shut the factory.

0:53:58 > 0:53:59So why does no-one believe you?

0:53:59 > 0:54:03Your friends don't believe you. and more importantly,

0:54:03 > 0:54:05why does your daddy not believe you?

0:54:05 > 0:54:08Does he not love you?

0:54:08 > 0:54:11You don't even know what love is! My daddy does love me!

0:54:11 > 0:54:14At least he doesn't tell me to man up!

0:54:14 > 0:54:15Maybe you should, though.

0:54:15 > 0:54:18You don't know what it's like to be me!

0:54:18 > 0:54:20You can have fun all the time

0:54:20 > 0:54:23and you don't have to think about anybody but yourself!

0:54:26 > 0:54:28It was you, at the market.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30Who are you?

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Who needs to man up now?

0:54:32 > 0:54:34I'm not scared of you!

0:54:34 > 0:54:37What about these guys? Get her!

0:54:37 > 0:54:41Get your maggoty friends off of my mountain!

0:54:41 > 0:54:45Or a storm will come down on you the like of which you have never seen!

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Clear off! Away with yous all!

0:54:50 > 0:54:52They should see me first thing in the morning.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54Thank you so much!

0:54:54 > 0:54:57I was coming to see you.

0:54:57 > 0:55:00I didn't think you were here for the sheep.

0:55:01 > 0:55:04We all should have believed her.

0:55:04 > 0:55:08Well, we know Noelle is kind of...special.

0:55:08 > 0:55:12And most of all she's our friend, and we have to stick together.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- We're the Snowballers!- Yeah!

0:55:14 > 0:55:17But we didn't stick together!

0:55:17 > 0:55:21She's my best friend and I let her down.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25We all let her down.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28Now it's time to take matters into our own hands!

0:55:28 > 0:55:30Just like Noelle wanted us to!

0:55:30 > 0:55:33Well, we could tell everyone what McKerrod's son just said.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36They won't believe us. We need solid proof.

0:55:38 > 0:55:39I've got an idea!

0:55:39 > 0:55:41I've got a cold.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50Maybe I never had miracle powers.

0:55:50 > 0:55:54Maybe my dad was right and it was all in my head.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57I hate that man and his stupid son!

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Which man?

0:55:59 > 0:56:03The one with the leathery skin and fake smile. You know, McKerrod!

0:56:03 > 0:56:05- I hate him!- Hate?

0:56:05 > 0:56:10Did you ever think that might be why it's not working?

0:56:10 > 0:56:14Love is the miracle, not hate.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16But they hate me and they've won.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20No-one believes me. They all signed those papers.

0:56:20 > 0:56:24My friends think I'm crazy and my dad's really mad at me.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27We all lost.

0:56:27 > 0:56:30It's only lost if you give up.

0:56:39 > 0:56:42Well...

0:56:42 > 0:56:46are you going to give up? Let the hatred win?

0:56:46 > 0:56:49You're the captain, Noelle.

0:56:49 > 0:56:53What are you going to do? Win...

0:56:53 > 0:56:54or lose?

0:56:57 > 0:56:58Win.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Good.

0:57:01 > 0:57:05Now we have to find a way to get you down the mountain.

0:57:05 > 0:57:07Coach.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23Bubble, this way!

0:57:38 > 0:57:40You took your time. All good?

0:57:40 > 0:57:43Yeah. All good.

0:57:43 > 0:57:47Then clean yourself up, you look a mess,

0:57:47 > 0:57:49you look like one of the locals.

0:57:49 > 0:57:53I can't have you ruining my image in front of the cameras.

0:57:54 > 0:57:59Dad, is this all the right thing to do?

0:57:59 > 0:58:03Let me tell you something. I grew up around here.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06The sea, these hills, the pottery -

0:58:06 > 0:58:09it's in my veins.

0:58:09 > 0:58:12This village means the world to me.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Really?

0:58:14 > 0:58:18Of course not. This place stinks and I can't wait to bulldoze it.

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Now get in.

0:58:24 > 0:58:28Hurry up, we need to be at Stormont by four.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40How do we actually get in?

0:58:40 > 0:58:42The door's locked.

0:58:42 > 0:58:44Of course they're locked.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46I don't think we should be breaking in.

0:58:46 > 0:58:49We should go back before we get in trouble.

0:58:49 > 0:58:51- Give me your hairpin.- Ow!

0:58:51 > 0:58:52- Always works in movies. - Give that back!

0:58:59 > 0:59:01Oh. That was easy.

0:59:05 > 0:59:07How did she do that?

0:59:07 > 0:59:08Bubble?

0:59:08 > 0:59:09In we go, I guess.

0:59:16 > 0:59:20Wow. This is so fancy.

0:59:20 > 0:59:24- Is he royal?- He's a royal something, all right.

0:59:24 > 0:59:26Here we go.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36Noelle? Noelle!

0:59:36 > 0:59:39Where has she gone, Joe?

0:59:39 > 0:59:41It's OK, we'll find her.

0:59:41 > 0:59:44- It's not OK, she's missing! - She can't have gone far.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47Are you sure you checked the factory?

0:59:47 > 0:59:48Yes, I checked!

0:59:48 > 0:59:52Well, check again! I'll go home in case she comes back.

0:59:52 > 0:59:55We'll find her. I promise.

1:00:02 > 1:00:04Hurry up, O'Brain.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06Got it.

1:00:06 > 1:00:10No way! That will wipe out the whole village!

1:00:10 > 1:00:13He tricked everyone! We can't let him get away with this!

1:00:13 > 1:00:15Noelle was right!

1:00:15 > 1:00:18Yes, she was. And I didn't believe her.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20Right, no time for a pity party.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22What are we going to do?

1:00:24 > 1:00:26We should take this laptop as evidence,

1:00:26 > 1:00:29find Coach and get him to take us to Belfast so we can show

1:00:29 > 1:00:31the Government McKerrod's plans before it's too late.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33What?

1:00:35 > 1:00:37What are you kids doing here?

1:00:37 > 1:00:39I'm going to have a heart attack!

1:00:39 > 1:00:40Get back here!

1:00:42 > 1:00:46Come on! Come on, faster!

1:00:49 > 1:00:52Come back here now!

1:00:52 > 1:00:53Stop!

1:00:56 > 1:00:58Get back here now!

1:01:07 > 1:01:10- Oh, come on!- Move it!

1:01:10 > 1:01:13WHISTLES BLOW

1:01:15 > 1:01:17You didn't expect me to miss all the fun, did you?

1:01:17 > 1:01:21I owe you an apology. I've been a rotten friend.

1:01:21 > 1:01:23Me too.

1:01:23 > 1:01:24Sorry, Noelle.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27No time for apologising now, we've got to get to Stormont!

1:01:27 > 1:01:28Come on!

1:01:28 > 1:01:31All right, come on, in you get, guys. Come on.

1:01:31 > 1:01:34Have you told your parents?

1:01:35 > 1:01:37Stormont. Can't believe this.

1:01:37 > 1:01:40Mick! Have you seen Noelle about?

1:01:40 > 1:01:44Sure, she was on the wee bus with all her other school pals

1:01:44 > 1:01:45and that teacher of theirs.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Where was she going?

1:01:47 > 1:01:49I think they said Stormont.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51Stormont? For the love of...

1:01:55 > 1:01:57We will now hear from Mr Pat McKerrod

1:01:57 > 1:01:59about the Pottersglen development,

1:01:59 > 1:02:02an undertaking that will save over 150 jobs.

1:02:02 > 1:02:04APPLAUSE

1:02:04 > 1:02:06Thank you, Mr Speaker.

1:02:06 > 1:02:09It gives me great pleasure to announce...

1:02:09 > 1:02:10DOOR OPENS

1:02:10 > 1:02:12WHISTLES BLOW

1:02:14 > 1:02:17Stop! Stop!

1:02:17 > 1:02:20We can both go together, can you get over here?

1:02:20 > 1:02:21I'll be right over.

1:02:21 > 1:02:23Oh, no, she's done it now!

1:02:23 > 1:02:26What's going on, Joe?

1:02:26 > 1:02:28Just get yourself round here now!

1:02:29 > 1:02:32This man is lying. His plans aren't what he says they are.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34Nelly, come in here till ye see this!

1:02:34 > 1:02:37Nelly, you're missing a treat. These kids are really going for it!

1:02:37 > 1:02:39- In Stormont! - I'm getting my tan on!

1:02:39 > 1:02:41Nelly, it's Stormont! It's on the telly!

1:02:41 > 1:02:43Look at this!

1:02:43 > 1:02:45Show these children out.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47No, wait! We have proof!

1:02:47 > 1:02:49- Why didn't you call me in sooner? - Ah, you're stinking.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52We remain live at Stormont, where it seems...

1:02:52 > 1:02:55..there has been a disturbance here at Stormont,

1:02:55 > 1:02:58where a group of children burst in moments ago.

1:02:58 > 1:03:00They appear to have information...

1:03:00 > 1:03:02The children are just about to present findings

1:03:02 > 1:03:05that are in some way related to ex-local businessman Pat McKerrod's

1:03:05 > 1:03:06current development proposals.

1:03:06 > 1:03:08Accusations by the...

1:03:10 > 1:03:13This is his real plan for Pottersglen.

1:03:13 > 1:03:15This... It's ludicrous.

1:03:15 > 1:03:19I have never seen this laptop before in my life.

1:03:19 > 1:03:22Ever, ever, ever.

1:03:22 > 1:03:25MUSIC PLAYS

1:03:25 > 1:03:29What's this I hear about McKerrod's Christmas Kingdom?

1:03:29 > 1:03:31Ah, Mr Shepherd, if you would...

1:03:31 > 1:03:33I wouldn't give a fart your name!

1:03:33 > 1:03:38I said develop the place, not destroy it!

1:03:38 > 1:03:43Well, here's a new plan for you, Mr McIdiot - you're fired!

1:03:48 > 1:03:50McIdiot! That told him.

1:03:50 > 1:03:53How did she get there, Joe?

1:03:53 > 1:03:55Would you tell us what is happening here?

1:03:55 > 1:03:57No, enough!

1:03:57 > 1:04:00Why are you listening to these... children!

1:04:00 > 1:04:03I am an adult, listen to me!

1:04:03 > 1:04:05Not some silly little girl!

1:04:05 > 1:04:07I want to hear her speak.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10Um...

1:04:13 > 1:04:16Mr McKerrod is not a bad man.

1:04:16 > 1:04:20He maybe just got a wee bit lost.

1:04:22 > 1:04:24He couldn't make snow globes himself

1:04:24 > 1:04:27so he smashed up all the other ones people made.

1:04:27 > 1:04:30I guess that he's still trying to do that.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33Is this one of the snow globes there?

1:04:33 > 1:04:36Sotto, la stella, e il miracolo dell'amore!

1:04:36 > 1:04:37What does that mean?

1:04:37 > 1:04:40Under the star is the miracle of love.

1:04:42 > 1:04:46I thought that because I was born on Christmas day,

1:04:46 > 1:04:48under the Christmas Star...

1:04:48 > 1:04:50I thought that I had a gift.

1:04:52 > 1:04:55But it turns out everyone has that gift.

1:04:55 > 1:05:00My friends, my mum and dad...

1:05:00 > 1:05:01All of us.

1:05:03 > 1:05:08It's the gift of love, and it's the most powerful gift of all.

1:05:16 > 1:05:18Oh, please, give me a break!

1:05:18 > 1:05:21No, give me a sick bag.

1:05:21 > 1:05:24Because I feel physically sick!

1:05:24 > 1:05:28Now you can see why I want to flatten this place. Unbelievable.

1:05:29 > 1:05:32Do you know who I am?!

1:05:32 > 1:05:35Barry, there's someone here doesn't know who he is, like.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39Get your hands off me!

1:05:42 > 1:05:46You're all forgetting one little detail.

1:05:46 > 1:05:48I own Pottersglen Pottery!

1:05:50 > 1:05:55I own Pottersglen Pottery, I own Pottersglen...

1:05:55 > 1:05:58Actually, Dad, you don't.

1:05:58 > 1:06:00Junior. Give that back.

1:06:00 > 1:06:03While you were at the meeting in the factory,

1:06:03 > 1:06:05I decided to have a look over the property book.

1:06:05 > 1:06:08It turns out after you smashed up the place,

1:06:08 > 1:06:10Grandma and Grandpa put a clause in the contract

1:06:10 > 1:06:13saying that you could never own Pottersglen Pottery.

1:06:13 > 1:06:16- It means that I own it. - Oh, really?

1:06:16 > 1:06:19And I think it should go back to the people it belongs to.

1:06:20 > 1:06:22Junior. Junior! Jun...

1:06:34 > 1:06:36CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

1:06:38 > 1:06:41These are those dramatic scenes again from Stormont this afternoon

1:06:41 > 1:06:44where a young girl saved her village from demolition.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Looks like I've manned up.

1:06:55 > 1:06:59Maybe I'm the one who needs to man up, Junior.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07APPLAUSE

1:07:14 > 1:07:16We're not all won yet, though, folks.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19We still have the problem of what to do with the factory.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21PHONE RINGS

1:07:21 > 1:07:25Pottersglen Pottery, how might I help you?

1:07:25 > 1:07:28I'd like to order ten boxes of your snow globes, please.

1:07:28 > 1:07:31Of course! Could I take a name, please!

1:07:31 > 1:07:32Kylie Minogue.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35Ha-ha! I should be so lucky!

1:07:35 > 1:07:37PHONES RING

1:07:41 > 1:07:43Hello, Pottersglen Pottery?

1:07:43 > 1:07:45Oh, hi, is that Pottersglen Pottery?

1:07:45 > 1:07:49Yep, excellent. Listen, I want to get myself some of those snow globes.

1:07:49 > 1:07:50Five or six boxes should do it.

1:07:50 > 1:07:53It's a nice change from socks.

1:07:53 > 1:07:56Do you deliver? Around the globe?

1:07:56 > 1:07:58Yes, very funny.

1:07:58 > 1:08:01It's 25 - wait for it - Tinsel Lane.

1:08:01 > 1:08:06Yes, I know. It's very Christmassy. That's what everyone says.

1:08:19 > 1:08:23Mum! Dad! You'll never guess what!

1:08:23 > 1:08:25There she is.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Oh, darling!

1:08:30 > 1:08:31What am I going to do with you?

1:08:31 > 1:08:34Have you any idea how worried we've been?

1:08:39 > 1:08:41Noelle, honey?

1:08:41 > 1:08:43Wait to you hear this.

1:08:43 > 1:08:46"It is with great pleasure that I invite your daughter,

1:08:46 > 1:08:48"Miss Noelle O'Hanlon,

1:08:48 > 1:08:52"to switch on the city's Christmas lights this year."

1:08:52 > 1:08:56"We have been so inspired by her brave actions..."

1:08:56 > 1:08:58Are you kidding me?

1:08:58 > 1:09:02It's real, captain. You deserve it.

1:09:02 > 1:09:04What about my friends?

1:09:04 > 1:09:07Says here they're invited too.

1:09:07 > 1:09:09Wait. Can I wear my football kit?

1:09:12 > 1:09:13What are you like?

1:09:17 > 1:09:23# Have a very Merry Christmas from Pottersglen FM. #

1:09:23 > 1:09:25Christmas Eve.

1:09:25 > 1:09:27I'd like to wish the young folk from Pottersglen

1:09:27 > 1:09:32all the best as they head to switch on the Belfast Christmas lights.

1:09:32 > 1:09:36Oh, yes. Something I've never been asked to do.

1:09:36 > 1:09:3925 years of broadcasting.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42Not even the ones here at Pottersglen.

1:09:42 > 1:09:44Or my own house.

1:09:44 > 1:09:47So while they're enjoying all that,

1:09:47 > 1:09:51let's hear this year's Christmas Number One, We Can Shine.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Here you go, Whitney. Now's your chance to sing.

1:09:54 > 1:09:56APPLAUSE

1:09:58 > 1:10:03# I've been looking for a light to guide me home

1:10:03 > 1:10:10# A glimpse, a flicker or a star to call my own

1:10:11 > 1:10:17# How can I be heard if no-one seems to listen

1:10:17 > 1:10:23# But I'll shine just like the stars above me glisten

1:10:23 > 1:10:29# We can be united

1:10:29 > 1:10:36# There's something in the air

1:10:38 > 1:10:41# It's out there

1:10:41 > 1:10:44# We can shine

1:10:44 > 1:10:47# And the world will sing for one thing

1:10:47 > 1:10:50# Stars align

1:10:50 > 1:10:54# And they bring me back to home

1:10:54 > 1:10:57# We can shine

1:10:57 > 1:11:01# And the world will sing for one thing

1:11:01 > 1:11:04# Stars align

1:11:04 > 1:11:11# And they bring me back to home

1:11:11 > 1:11:14# But not alone... #

1:11:14 > 1:11:16OK, here we go, then!

1:11:16 > 1:11:20The Christmas lights countdown!

1:11:20 > 1:11:23Five, four, three,

1:11:23 > 1:11:26two, one...

1:11:26 > 1:11:27# We can shine... #

1:11:27 > 1:11:29Merry Christmas!

1:11:29 > 1:11:32# And the world will sing for one thing

1:11:32 > 1:11:35# Stars align

1:11:35 > 1:11:39# And they bring me back

1:11:39 > 1:11:42# We can shine

1:11:42 > 1:11:46# And the world will sing for one thing

1:11:46 > 1:11:49# Stars align

1:11:49 > 1:11:52# And they bring me back

1:11:52 > 1:11:57# Home

1:11:57 > 1:12:00# Home

1:12:00 > 1:12:03# Home

1:12:03 > 1:12:07# Home... #

1:12:07 > 1:12:12CHEERING

1:12:20 > 1:12:24# We can shine! #

1:12:27 > 1:12:31Well, this is certainly going to be a Christmas we all remember.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35The year a wee girl showed us what Christmas really means.

1:12:35 > 1:12:39Friendship and forgiveness.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42That the greatest gift of all is love.

1:12:42 > 1:12:46Or in my case, socks.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Again.

1:12:48 > 1:12:52Merry bloomin' Christmas to the lot of you.

1:12:53 > 1:12:59# The first noel the angels did say

1:12:59 > 1:13:04# To certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay... #

1:13:04 > 1:13:09I'm Ross King, with the lowdown on Tinsel Town.

1:13:09 > 1:13:12The big news in Hollywood tonight - why do so many celebrities

1:13:12 > 1:13:16why do so many celebrities want to get their hands on a Pottersglen snow globe?

1:13:16 > 1:13:20We're hearing reports from the White House that the President himself

1:13:20 > 1:13:21wants to get two for his children.

1:13:21 > 1:13:24A full report, and live coverage, coming up.

1:13:27 > 1:13:30Why are you listening to... They are children!

1:13:30 > 1:13:33I am an a-dult... I've done it again!

1:13:33 > 1:13:35I am Spartacus!

1:13:45 > 1:13:48..I, Noelle...

1:13:48 > 1:13:49LAUGHTER

1:13:52 > 1:13:53OK, keep running, keep running!

1:13:53 > 1:13:55Oh, I thought that as so good(!)

1:13:57 > 1:13:59Use your head, Junior.

1:14:01 > 1:14:02LAUGHTER

1:14:02 > 1:14:05- Two feet away...- Reset! - ..and he misses.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08Use your head.

1:14:09 > 1:14:11Have I got the world's smallest head, or something?

1:14:11 > 1:14:15Can we put a bull's-eye on the back of me head?

1:14:16 > 1:14:18- ALL: Go Spud-Bob! - Stop!