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0:00:11 > 0:00:16- 27 hours into battle...
0:00:16 > 0:00:21- ..and the evil emperor, - Daft Wafer...
0:00:21 > 0:00:26- ..is on the brink of victory.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32- Only two rebel heroes remain...
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Are you OK?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Yes.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- Ready?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Ready.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- One.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Two.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Three!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Oh, no! Six weeks, Rob!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Amy won't be back for six weeks. - Appendix.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Oh, no! Poor thing.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11- Rob!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12- Rob!- - What?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Amy won't be back for six weeks.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Her appendix has...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Ugh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19- So who'll look after...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Don't ever come back - to our planet again!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Yes! Take that, Daft Wafer!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32- Yes!
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- # Albi and Noa
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- # Albi and Noa
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- # Here we are, - one, two, three
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- # Can chon chee blah bluh blee
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- # We're saving the universe
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- # Cha-cha-cha #
0:01:50 > 0:01:51- Yeah!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Yes, I understand. Merry Christmas.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Yes, I understand. Merry Christmas.- - See you when I see you. Bye.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59- Mam can't.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Mam can't.- - Why not?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- She's looking after Jonathan's kids.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- She's looking after Jonathan's kids.- - Of course.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- If you weren't so good at your job - and keep winning awards...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- ..we wouldn't have to throw a party.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- ..we wouldn't have to throw a party.- - Someone's got to take Noa to school.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- I can't, so...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- I can't, so...- - Uh... no!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- Hi, Becca...
0:02:20 > 0:02:21- Noa!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Noa, get a move on or we'll be late.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Noa.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- Noa.- - Uh-oh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Shh! Don't say anything.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35- Noa!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- No Entry
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Noa?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- School!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Hold on tight!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Rob's driving like a maniac. - I feel sick.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Dad? Can you stop the car, please?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- No. Why?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- No. Why?- - Albi feels sick.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- He looks fine to me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- Crikey, I'm talking to him now.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Crikey, I'm talking to him now.- - It's coming!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15- Dad!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- This is just great.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- You clear the sick. I'm too busy.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- You clear the sick. I'm too busy.- - Hurry up or I'll be late for work.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- I need a King from the East costume - for the Christmas concert.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- Have you got one?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Have you got one?- - No, but I've got a Spiderman one.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- When is it?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- When is it?- - Tomorrow night.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- The concert's tomorrow night?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- The concert's tomorrow night?- - Yes.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I've saved a seat - for you, Mam and Albi.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Noa, you're wearing wellingtons!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- You told me to get a move on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- # What did you do to deserve this?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- # It's one of those days
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- # You live a decent life
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- # But it's one of those days
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- # One of those days, that's all
0:04:29 > 0:04:30- # You live in a wheel
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- # No beginning, no end
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- # Supply and demand, - daily, annually
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- # Eternally
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- # What did you do to deserve this?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- # It's one of those days
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- # One of those days, that's all
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- # It's daily. Annually
0:04:56 > 0:05:03- # Eternally, never-ending
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- # What did you do to deserve this?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- # It's one of those days
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- # You live a decent life
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- # But it's one of those days
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- # Sign this
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- # Meeting tonight
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- # One of those days
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- # These are late
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- # Early lunch?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- # One of those days
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- # Accounts for you
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- # These need sending
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- # One of those days
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- # One of those days, that's all #
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Rob?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Have you got a minute?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Have you got a minute?- - I've got all day, Stuart.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- There's a board meeting.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- If it were up to me, you'd walk - into this Senior Partner job.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- But I have to go through - the official stuff. Do you get me?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Senior Partner?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Prepare a presentation for them - and make it as flash as you can.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- They love all that nonsense.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- They're very good clients, - if you know what I mean.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- OK.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- When is it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- When is it?- - Tomorrow night at six.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Tomorrow night at six!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Seriously?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- I know it's short notice...
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- ..but this may be the best - Christmas present you'll ever have.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Yes, it's fine.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I'll work on it all day - and tonight, after the party.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Hanna's party. She won an award.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- I forgot. Early kick-off, isn't it?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Yes - four o'clock. Sorry.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Sorry for an excuse to leave early? - Don't be.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- You're a golden couple...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- ..between her - and the Senior Partner.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- I've always loved writing - but there's no money in it...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- ..unless your name is JK Rowling.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- So you grew up here?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Yes. Grandad built the den - in the garden.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- I should pull it down. - It's a deathtrap.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- It's a bit of an eyesore too.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- Hiya.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Angharad.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Ready for tomorrow night?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Ready for tomorrow night?- - Oh... what's wrong with me? Yes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Show my face. - Keep the boss happy, you know?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- What?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- What?- - The guy from London.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- The editor for Travel Weekly.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- You can't come - to the Christmas concert?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Of course I can.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Just...
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Show my face, - "Hello, Mr Weekly" and vamoose.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Lleucu is Angel Gabriel.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Mummy made her a dress - and she looks gorgeous, I must say.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04- What's Noa going to be?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- An astronaut? Aladdin?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- What was he yesterday?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Oh, yeah - a bin.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- He's such a character.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Yes. A bin.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- So... what is he?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- So... what is he?- - Well, he's going to be...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- DOORBELL
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Excuse me for a second, Angharad.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- DOORBELL
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- DOORBELL- - Alright!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- King from the East.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Please ensure - your child has a costume.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- I was in school with Dai Walters.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- He's worth a fortune.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- I know. - I did his tax returns last year.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- And that's why - he's the Chairman of the Board...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- ..and why I don't mind being stuck - behind his lorries on the A470!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- FART NOISE
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Did you make that noise, Noa?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- No. It was my camel.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- We're in the desert.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- On our way to see the baby - with gold, frankincense and myrrh...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- ..and two robots coz they're better - aren't they, Albi?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Come out here. I want you to meet - someone important.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- This is Mr Neill who works with Dad.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- How are you, Noa?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- My friend Albi is important too.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- He's the President of Space.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Mr Neill? Albi.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50- Albi? Mr Neill.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Sorry about that. Kids, eh?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- The nanny's off. Her appendix burst.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Albi is... um.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Don't worry about it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- I understand completely.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- My son had a little 'friend' too.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- We soon knocked it out of him.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- We didn't want people - thinking our boy was odd.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- We didn't want anything - to affect his education.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- That's all fine. There's - nothing wrong with his schoolwork.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Right then, Mr and Mrs Howells.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- What can I say?
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- He has the ability but he has - terrible trouble concentrating.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Of course, - we've all heard about Albi.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Which is lovely...
0:10:41 > 0:10:46- ..but the time may have come for you - to put some distance between them.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- So that Noa can give all his time - to his schoolwork.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- We've seen this sort of thing - many times before.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- The good news is these 'friends' - all disappear in the end.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- # Gather round!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- # Gather round!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Imaginary Friends Headquarters
0:11:17 > 0:11:18- # It's a brand new day
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- # And a day's work lies ahead
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- # Raise your voices
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- # Do your best
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- # Are we all ready?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- # We sing praises - to our invisible world
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- # And we praise its citizens always
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- # And we celebrate - the power of the brain
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- # For our existence
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- # We'll always - be there for our friends
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- # Forever more because we are
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- # The International Federation
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- # Of The Lovely Youth - Of The Imagination #
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- .
0:12:15 > 0:12:15- Subtitles
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Hey, friends.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Hey, friends.- - Hey, Disa.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Hey, Sebyn. Hey, Capten Pans.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- Hey, friends.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Welcome to another day...
0:12:28 > 0:12:33- ..at the International Federation Of - the Lovely Youth Of The Imagination.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Today, friends, I have - some good news and some bad news.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- The good news - is we have a new friend among us.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Wwbli.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Mincis was chosen to teach Wwbli - how to be an Imaginary Friend.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Good luck, Wwbli. - Mincis is a great teacher.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- But now, the bad news.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- I'm afraid one of us - is in a whole load of... pickles.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- The friend in question - is Albi, Noa's friend.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Capten Pans - has been keeping an eye on things.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Mr and Mrs Howells, Noa's parents, - are getting fed up with Albi.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Mr Howells's boss...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- ..Mr Stuart Neill...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- ..told Mr and Mrs Howells - to get rid of Albi.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Mrs Crossman, Noa's head teacher, - went as far as to say...
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- ..we all disappear in the end!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Who would say such a thing?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- This is a good opportunity to remind - you of the dangers we all face...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- ..once the Mamadads - start interfering.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Mincis, what are the Mamadads?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- The people. The big ones.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- The ones who can't see us.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Thank you very much, Mincis.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- You're welcome, Wwbli.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Sebyn, would you like to speak?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- Sebyn, would you like to speak?- - Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- We all know what happens...
0:14:21 > 0:14:27- ..when we do things with our friends - that make the Mamadads angry...
0:14:28 > 0:14:29- ..don't we?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32- Well, in Albi's case...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Well, in Albi's case...- - Excuse me.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I don't know.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39- I don't know.- - Ah! Wwbli.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- Well, if we make the Mamadads angry, - we have to face...
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- ..The Bench.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- You'll be fine, my friends.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- We'll get you out of there.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03- I give you my word.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- If we get sent to The Bench - five times...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- We win something?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- No, Wwbli.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Unfortunately, we...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- We...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- We go, Wwbli.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Our friends don't want - to be friends with us any more.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- But, if our friends - can still see us...
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- ..we're still there!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- As for Albi, - we'll all look out for him, right?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- Right!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- # If you're tired
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- # Lonely
0:16:06 > 0:16:12- # Call my name - and I'll be straight there for you
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- # If your life is boring
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- # With no purpose
0:16:17 > 0:16:18- # Give me one second
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # Everything will be an adventure - from morning till night
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- # You don't have to be on your own
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- # Just call
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- # You know where I am, don't you?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- # You only have to think - and I'm there
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- # To raise a smile, - to keep you company
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- # To make your world a better place
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- # To carry the load - and sometimes take the blame
0:16:55 > 0:17:03- # Because you are my friend
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- # And we'll be listening
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- # Always watching out for you
0:17:09 > 0:17:14- # And you don't have to worry - we're here for you
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- # And if the clouds are somewhere - threatening to come closer
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- # We'll always bring sunshine - along with us
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- # You don't have to be on your own
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- # Just call
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- # And we'll be there
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- # Always
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- # To raise a smile, - to keep you company
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- # To make your world a better place
0:17:47 > 0:17:52- # To carry the load - and sometimes take the blame
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- # Because you are my
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- # We'll never argue
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- # We'll never fall out
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- # Never
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- # To raise a smile, - to keep you company
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- # To make your world a better place
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- # To carry the load - and sometimes take the blame
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- # Because you are
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- # Because you are- - # Because you are
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- # Because you are
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- # Because you are
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- # My friend
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- # My friend- - # You are my friend
0:18:50 > 0:18:57- # You are my friend #
0:19:00 > 0:19:01- # Saving the universe, - cha-cha-cha! #
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- Eat up, Noa.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Eat up, Noa.- - I can't.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Albi and I are vegetarians now.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Christmas is a terrible time - for turkeys.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14- Have I got everything?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Have I got everything?- - Laptop?
0:19:16 > 0:19:17- Over there.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Over there.- - Good boy.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- You can't go out looking like that. - That crown's embarrassing.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- It's real diamonds. - 4.50 from My Little Princess.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28- What?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- What?- - I was talking to Albi.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Right, I'm off.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33- Right, I'm off.- - Good luck.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- I'll be glad when it's over.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Desk, files, figures and I'm fine - but not standing in front of people.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Come on, Noa.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43- I haven't eaten.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44- I haven't eaten.- - You chose not to eat.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- You're a vegetarian remember? - There's crisps in the car.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- What flavour?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- What flavour?- - Beef.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Alright, Noa?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- Alright, Noa?- - Yes.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- # Albi and Noa
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- # Albi and Noa #
0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Noa!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Mam has to pop to work but - I'll be back later to see you, OK?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- I've brought frankincense - for the baby.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- And a robot.
0:20:50 > 0:20:57- # Sleep in heavenly peace
0:20:58 > 0:21:04- # Sleep in heavenly peace #
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- This could save us thousands - on our tax bill...
0:21:26 > 0:21:31- ..making our financial projections - look something like this.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36- Good evening.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Here's Noa News at 28 minutes to 12 - with me, Noa Robert Howells.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- This morning, - we ran out of Chocky Pops...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- ..and Mam said a really bad word.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- This afternoon, - Dad was really cross...
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- ..because he had to do a speech - in front of people at work.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- He said it was pointless - because they're clueless...
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- ..and they're only there - because Mr Neill wants their money.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Here's Albi with the weather.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Blame me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Blame me.- - No.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- What do you mean, 'no'?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23- What do you mean, 'no'?- - It's part of my job.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Then the Mamadads - won't be cross with you.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30- Go ahead.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- It was Albi's fault.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Albi, Albi, Albi! I don't want to - hear that name again, understood?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- No more Albi.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- No more Albi.- - But he's my friend.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- No, he isn't. Albi doesn't exist!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52- It's nearly Christmas...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- ..and Santa needs to know what - to get you now you're a big boy.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- And big boys don't have friends - that nobody else can see.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Yes, and we need to tell Santa - we won't be home.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11- We're going away.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12- We're going away.- - What?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- We're going away for Christmas.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I don't want to stay here. - I want to hide.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Find a place. I don't care where, - as long as it's far from here.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- And Albi's not coming. Alright?
0:23:33 > 0:23:34- .
0:23:39 > 0:23:39- Subtitles
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:23:44 > 0:23:45- Ah!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- I knew this would happen.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49- What's wrong with you?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51- You made him do that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- There are no words.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57- Ah!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Albi, you should know this.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- We've been over it so many times.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- We're there to keep them company - and make them smile.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- And if we really have to, - we take the blame.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Every time you take the blame, - you have to consider The Bench...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17- ..don't you?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Oh, come on! - Have you seen Rob and Hanna?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- They're so boring.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- They don't like me anyway.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- Things like this don't help - and now you're on your second bench.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Sorry to interrupt, Disa, - but it's his third.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37- What?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Rule two, paragraph seven, - line eight in the Punishment Book...
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- ..says 'If a friend is in trouble - because of us, one bench.'
0:24:46 > 0:24:51- 'If someone else is in trouble due - to the first trouble, two benches.'
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Albi and Rob are in trouble.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- That brings your total - to three benches.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- We were only playing.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- Who else will Noa play with? - They never play with him.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Well, there's playing - and there's trouble.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Sorry, Albi. This hurts us all.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Wwbli!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08- Come on, Wwbli.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- You're not supposed to be in here.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- We must sort this out.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19- We can't lose Albi.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Noa's too little to move on. - We must think of something.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- # Albi and Noa
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- # Albi and Noa
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- # Here we are. One, two, three - Can chon chee. Blah bluh blee
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- # We're saving the universe #
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Where is this place? I haven't seen - a human for 100 miles.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- You wanted somewhere remote.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- You wanted somewhere remote.- - I didn't mean Middle Earth!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Where did you find this place?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48- Where did you find this place?- - In my inbox.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- I'll review it, so it's free.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- I'll review it, so it's free.- - Good. I won't have a job for long.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Did you feed Mr Crikey Moses, Mam?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- He looks like he's starving.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- He looks like he's starving.- - Drat! Sorry - no.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03- Who?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Who?- - Mr Crikey Moses. Albi's fish.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- He's in the bowl.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09- He's in the bowl.- - Oh!
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- We're to blame too. - He doesn't have a brother or sister.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- You can't remember to feed - an invisible fish, let alone a baby.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- That's the en suite, is it?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- Here it is - Afallon.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- All I want is a shower - and trash on the telly.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Right. We're leaving.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09- Right. We're leaving.- - I'm not driving five hours back.
0:28:09 > 0:28:14- We must stay one night because - it's part of my contract with work.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- We haven't seen all of it yet.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- There must be a hotel around here.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22- No signal. No 4G.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24- No Wi-Fi.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Come on. One bar, please!
0:28:28 > 0:28:29- Come on! Come on!
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- Sorry.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38- Sorry.- - Sorry. Hello.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Mac. Hello.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42- I'm...
0:28:44 > 0:28:46- Oh!
0:28:46 > 0:28:47- Do you have Wi-Fi?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50- Where can I get a signal?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- A signal?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56- And what was the other thing?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- And what was the other thing?- - Wi-Fi. Login. No?
0:28:59 > 0:29:00- Oh! Come with me.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05- This way.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11- There you are.
0:29:13 > 0:29:14- What?
0:29:16 > 0:29:17- Logs.
0:29:22 > 0:29:23- No.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Not logs. Login.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27- A code for the Wi-Fi.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Once you make a fire...
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- ..you'll settle in straight away...
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- ..and you'll have - plenty of hot water for the morning.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39- There's no heating?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45- No hot water?
0:29:45 > 0:29:47- No hot water?- - Till the morning and then...!
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- And no Wi-Fi.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55- No. No siree.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59- No, non, nein, nada.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Negative, over and out.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- What you're saying is - there's nothing here.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09- What?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- # You say there's nothing here
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- # But just look around - Just look!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- # You must be blind or just mad
0:30:28 > 0:30:30- # Look! Please
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- # Look up, just for one second
0:30:37 > 0:30:41- # Instead of always looking down
0:30:42 > 0:30:49- # Because all around you - is your world
0:30:55 > 0:31:00- # Everywhere, the hills and trees - that have been there forever
0:31:03 > 0:31:09- # Streams and rivers and hedgerows - and secret little lanes
0:31:10 > 0:31:14- # You only need to turn your eye
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- # You only need to lift your head
0:31:19 > 0:31:25- # Everything is in front of you - just raise the curtain
0:31:27 > 0:31:29- # The earth
0:31:29 > 0:31:30- # The sky
0:31:31 > 0:31:35- # The constant chatter of birds
0:31:35 > 0:31:41- # You only need to look up
0:31:43 > 0:31:47- # And now tell me - there's nothing here for you
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- # Come on, tell me!
0:31:52 > 0:31:56- # There must be something here - to make you feel
0:31:56 > 0:31:58- # Just a little bit better?
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- # Open your eyes today
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- # There's more in front of you
0:32:09 > 0:32:15- # Than you'll ever realize
0:32:16 > 0:32:20- # Look up just for one second
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- # Instead of always looking down
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- # Because all around you
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- # Because all around you
0:32:33 > 0:32:43- # Because all around you - is your world #
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Wwbli, what did I say?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- We're not supposed to be here.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- We're not supposed to be here.- - When can he go back?
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- What you need to understand...
0:33:16 > 0:33:20- ..is the parents, the Mamadads, - are very strange creatures.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- Sometimes they're great and - other times they don't like us...
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- ..because they think - we make their children look odd.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31- Odd?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Parents think - we make them look daft too.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37- That's what happened to Albi.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Is that when we get sent away - by the Mamadads?
0:33:42 > 0:33:43- Mm-hmm.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- The joke is - they're usually so busy...
0:33:46 > 0:33:50- ..they don't notice - if we're there or not.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- So we sort of know - when it's OK to go back.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57- We see how the land lies, - keep our heads down...
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- ..keep them company - and make them smile.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03- Are Mamadads a bit bonkers?
0:34:03 > 0:34:05- Are Mamadads a bit bonkers?- - They can be, Wwbli.
0:34:05 > 0:34:06- Now come on.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- Mam? Mam? Mam!
0:34:19 > 0:34:20- Mam? Mam? Mam!- - What?
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Where's Dad?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- When can we eat? I'm starving.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- Oh, no! Not now.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Mam! Are we going out to eat - or what?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Two minutes. - There are crisps in the kitchen.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36- I've eaten them.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Go and play.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40- Play what, Mam?
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Just... play!
0:35:04 > 0:35:05- He's gone back.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10- This place is brilliant!
0:35:11 > 0:35:12- Albi!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- Albi!- - Noa!
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- # We can go wherever we want
0:35:19 > 0:35:23- # We can go anywhere, no problem
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- # The World Cup - and we'll win every game
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- # And thousands - will be cheering us on
0:35:33 > 0:35:37- # Or we can surf on the huge waves
0:35:37 > 0:35:41- # In California
0:35:42 > 0:35:46- # It's always true, - any time, any place
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- # The two of us can go - anywhere in the world
0:35:52 > 0:35:55- # In Acapulco diving into the sea
0:35:56 > 0:36:00- # Or on the Sydney Opera House stage - on my second encore
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- # Scoring tries - from the far end of the field
0:36:05 > 0:36:09- # And swimming the Channel - twice one Thursday
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- # And how about - we fly in a jet to Tokyo
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- # For a karate competition?
0:36:19 > 0:36:24- # It's always true, - any time, any place
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- # The two of us can go - anywhere in the world
0:36:29 > 0:36:32- # And now we're pirates
0:36:33 > 0:36:37- # Sailing on the high seas
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- # Before we zoom to space - in our golden rocket
0:36:42 > 0:36:47- # And it's all true to us
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- # Oh!
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- # You only need to close your eyes
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- # And anyone - can go anywhere in the world
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- # To slay dragons - or go under the sea
0:37:03 > 0:37:07- # To see what wonders lie there
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- # It's not hard, it takes no time
0:37:13 > 0:37:19- # To go to - all four corners of the earth
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- # It's always true, - any time, any place
0:37:24 > 0:37:28- # The two of us can go - anywhere in the world
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- # We can go on adventures - five million times
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- # To anywhere in the world
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- # To anywhere in the world- - # Anywhere in the world
0:37:41 > 0:37:45- # The two of us can go - anywhere in the world #
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- NOA LAUGHS
0:37:49 > 0:37:50- .
0:37:54 > 0:37:54- Subtitles
0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- Working? On your holiday?
0:37:59 > 0:38:00- Well, yes.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02- That doesn't make sense.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- Not for you maybe but my son - needs Wi-Fi for his games too.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08- Games?
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- Yes. Computer games - which need Wi-Fi to work.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- To be honest...
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- ..I don't know what Wi-Fi is.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- On top of that, - he needs his tablet to go to sleep.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- Is he sick then?
0:38:29 > 0:38:30- No, no, no, no.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- A pad, a tablet.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- A mini computer.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- He watches stuff on it at bedtime.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- He can't sleep without it.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- He can't sleep without it.- - Oh! Yes, I see.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Can't you just tell the lad a story?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- No.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57- We'll have a slide - that comes down to the kitchen.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- When we get to the kitchen, - we'll land on a trampoline...
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- ..bounce, and land at the table.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07- A huge metal arm - comes down from the ceiling...
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- ..and pours Chocky Pops - into the bowl.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- I'm not sure how the bowl gets there - but I'm working on it.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Sounds dangerous to me.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Yeah, but I'll be - wearing my space suit.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Right. Time to go to sleep.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- We're leaving early in the morning.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25- We're leaving early in the morning.- - Oh!
0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Goodnight.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30- Goodnight.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38- You don't want a story, do you?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42- Yes, please.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49- OK.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55- Once upon a time...
0:39:57 > 0:40:00- ..there was a little boy.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04- He lived in a cottage...
0:40:04 > 0:40:06- ..and his name was Noa.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11- And he...
0:40:13 > 0:40:17- ..came down a slide - and landed on a trampoline.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20- He was thrown into his chair.
0:40:21 > 0:40:26- Then, a massive metal arm - came down from the ceiling...
0:40:29 > 0:40:34- ..and poured a load of Chocky Pops - right into his bowl.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42- And Noa was very very happy.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45- For ever.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- The end.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Thank you.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Goodnight.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59- Goodnight.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- That was rubbish.
0:41:05 > 0:41:06- Yep.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12- How many stars - will you give this place?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- Seven at least I'd say.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- You should ask that Mac bloke.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- He thinks this place is brilliant.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23- Noa's enjoying himself.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- I think Albi may have joined us too.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30- Don't, Rob.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- There's nothing else here for him, - fair play.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- We won't be here long enough - to find out.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Once we wake up tomorrow, we're off.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53- Let's get up.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- We'll be home by lunchtime.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- We'll be home by lunchtime.- - No, we won't.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59- Eleven?
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- Mam! Dad!
0:42:09 > 0:42:10- Oh, no!
0:42:15 > 0:42:16- Come on!
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:42:25 > 0:42:26- Mac.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30- Where are you off to then?
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Where are you off to then?- - Home, hopefully.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34- What?
0:42:34 > 0:42:37- Right, first of all, - you're not going anywhere.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39- Secondly, you're on holiday.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- Secondly, you're on holiday.- - We were, but we have to go home.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- You do know a holiday is meant - to last more than a day, don't you?
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- Yes, it's work. It's complicated.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- Yes, it's work. It's complicated.- - Yes. Work can be complicated.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55- I think - that's why they invented holidays.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- He looks like he's enjoying himself.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Is there any way - we can get out of here?
0:43:04 > 0:43:06- He's talking to someone, bless him.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08- He's talking to someone, bless him.- - Yes. It's a phase.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10- So there's no way out?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Well...
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- No. Not at all.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22- You're stuck.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25- You might have to take - a two day holiday!
0:43:26 > 0:43:28- We don't have any food.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- We don't have any food.- - There's food in the village.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Car? Snow? Stuck?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- Oh! Yes.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- No problem. - I've got the very thing for you.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45- Why did you never tell me - you could drive a tractor?
0:43:46 > 0:43:49- My grandfather taught me - when I was about ten.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51- I'd forgotten how awesome I was!
0:43:52 > 0:43:53- Mam, you're the best.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- Hello.
0:44:21 > 0:44:25- Sorry, I was out the back, - sorting out my Christmas puddings.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- Have you got one? Do you want one?
0:44:29 > 0:44:32- I've been busy. - I used brandy this year, not rum.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- We won't be here over Christmas.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36- Hopefully we will be.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38- Hopefully we will be.- - We won't.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- What sort of bread do you have?
0:44:40 > 0:44:41- What sort of bread do you have?- - Both.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44- White and brown.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Oh, I'd like brown, please.
0:44:47 > 0:44:52- Do you have any salami or chorizo?
0:44:56 > 0:44:57- Parma ham?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01- Ham... ham!
0:45:02 > 0:45:04- Yes, I've got plenty of ham.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- The pig's been hanging - for a good month.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- How much ham? - How about some bacon too?
0:45:12 > 0:45:13- Han, look.
0:45:14 > 0:45:19- I had this at Grandad's house every - Friday with chips and Wagon Wheels.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20- Anything else?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- Anything else?- - Do you sell wine?
0:45:23 > 0:45:24- No. Only pop.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28- And sherry at this time of year.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29- Trifles, see?
0:45:30 > 0:45:31- Try the Crown.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33- Try the Crown.- - I'll go. See you in the car.
0:45:34 > 0:45:35- On the tractor.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39- Right then, Macnabs, who are you?
0:45:39 > 0:45:40- Right then, Macnabs, who are you?- - Noa Robert Howells.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43- You're Noa Robert Howells, are you?
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- There's something with - your name on it under the counter.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50- Father Christmas - called in last week.
0:45:51 > 0:45:52- We're old friends.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57- He left this for you. Something - to whet your appetite for Christmas.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- Thank you. Look, Mam!
0:46:01 > 0:46:04- Ask Mam and Dad - to help you build it...
0:46:04 > 0:46:08- ..and you'll have a glider - that'll fly from here to America.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21- Hello.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23- You've got a phone.
0:46:23 > 0:46:24- You've got a phone.- - Yes.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- Do you mind if I use it? - Work, you know?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30- I don't mind...
0:46:30 > 0:46:31- I don't mind...- - Thank you.
0:46:32 > 0:46:33- ..but it doesn't work.
0:46:34 > 0:46:35- Of course not.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- Phones around here - don't work in the snow.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- It's odd but maybe - I haven't paid the bill either.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45- Do you have any wine?
0:46:45 > 0:46:46- Do you have any wine?- - Yes indeed.
0:46:46 > 0:46:47- Malbec? Rioja?
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Malbec? Rioja?- - Parsnip, rhubarb and potato.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53- I made them myself.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- I made them myself.- - Do you sell wine made with grapes?
0:46:59 > 0:47:00- Ah, Mac. Hello again.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05- There's a big night ahead of you.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07- There's a big night ahead of you.- - Well, you've got to have something.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Can we pull the car - to the main road with the tractor?
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- It'll make it easier - for us to leave.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17- Can you help me?
0:47:17 > 0:47:19- Can you help me?- - Why not stay? You might enjoy it.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26- Tomorrow morning? Nine o'clock?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33- Tomorrow? Nine? Great.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45- Remember these? - Butterscotch was the best.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47- You have to see this bacon.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49- The slices are so thick.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52- I got a dozen eggs - and she gave me this, for free.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56- I haven't seen one of these - in donkey's years.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58- That's a lot of food for one night.
0:47:59 > 0:48:04- Mam and Dad, do you want to - go on an adventure with the glider?
0:48:11 > 0:48:14- Look at that! - Look how happy they are.
0:48:15 > 0:48:19- If I hadn't done that thing I did - with Rob's work...
0:48:19 > 0:48:21- ..they wouldn't even be there.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- That cottage makes things harder.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Yes. You're more likely - to get into trouble.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31- What? How?
0:48:31 > 0:48:34- We know where you are - when you're home.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- Magical, special places like this - are dangerous.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- You have to be wary of The Bench.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43- Nobody knows that better than Sebyn.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51- I reached The Fifth Bench once.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57- Well, it was...
0:48:59 > 0:49:01- ..a perfect day.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Christmas Day, actually.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07- Audrey, my friend, - got a chemistry set from Santa.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09- To cut a long story short...
0:49:09 > 0:49:12- ..the rocket - we'd spent all day building...
0:49:12 > 0:49:16- ..went through the water pipe - and flooded the kitchen.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18- On Christmas Day.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20- The next thing I knew...
0:49:21 > 0:49:23- ..I was on The Fifth Bench.
0:49:25 > 0:49:26- Oh, Albi!
0:49:26 > 0:49:28- It's not a nice place to be.
0:49:30 > 0:49:34- I remember - feeling so empty, so dark.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40- I could feel myself - slowly disappearing.
0:49:41 > 0:49:46- Audrey cried all night but, thank - goodness, her dad let me come back.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51- Because she broke her heart - that night.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54- So did I.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- What do you reckon, Rob?
0:50:00 > 0:50:05- 'Peaceful' doesn't describe Afallon, - a cottage in the middle of nowhere.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08- It's remote, even lonely perhaps.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11- Having said that, - this is the place for you...
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- ..if you want complete silence - and no action.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18- LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC
0:50:28 > 0:50:29- .
0:50:33 > 0:50:33- Subtitles
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0:50:38 > 0:50:40- THE CAR WON'T START
0:50:41 > 0:50:42- Oh, come on!
0:50:49 > 0:50:53- I only got it serviced last week - and it cost me a fortune.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55- Hell's bells!
0:51:03 > 0:51:04- Hey!
0:51:04 > 0:51:06- What happened to your head?
0:51:08 > 0:51:10- I hit it on the steering wheel...
0:51:10 > 0:51:14- ..when Albi and I had a disco - in Dad's car last night.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27- Albi! Of course it was Albi!
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- Oh... he's the friend, is he?
0:51:29 > 0:51:34- Yes. Nobody can see him but - he's an expert at causing trouble.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36- It's just a phase, like you said.
0:51:36 > 0:51:37- It's just a phase, like you said.- - No, Mac.
0:51:39 > 0:51:44- I'm taking Noa to a doctor, a - psychologist or psycho-something...
0:51:44 > 0:51:48- ..to get rid of this nonsense, - once and for all.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- That's just kids for you. - Don't worry.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54- What are you doing?
0:51:55 > 0:51:59- Getting the jump leads - to start this car with the tractor.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01- I came here - to leave a huge mess behind me.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05- But this place - makes it look like a spa day.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12- I've locked the keys in the boot.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14- I've locked the keys in the boot.- - Yes. Yes, you have.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19- But if it makes you feel better...
0:52:19 > 0:52:23- ..I came here to tell you - the roads are closed today anyway.
0:52:28 > 0:52:29- Snow?
0:52:29 > 0:52:31- Snow?- - No.
0:52:31 > 0:52:32- Meryl Festival.
0:52:36 > 0:52:37- And who's Meryl?
0:52:39 > 0:52:41- This is Meryl The Seventh.
0:52:41 > 0:52:47- She takes it in turns with - Janet The Sow and Anwen The Sheep.
0:52:47 > 0:52:49- Why?
0:52:49 > 0:52:50- Why?- - To thank them of course.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55- We're a little agricultural village - miles from anywhere.
0:52:55 > 0:52:59- What would become of us - without these beautiful ladies?
0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Look at those eyes!
0:53:01 > 0:53:02- Look at those eyes!- - Yes. Lovely.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07- It's a great excuse - for a pre-Christmas party.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09- What do you want to drink?
0:53:09 > 0:53:11- Milk? A milkshake?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13- A milky coffee?
0:53:13 > 0:53:14- # Albi and Noa #
0:53:14 > 0:53:16- Albi?
0:53:17 > 0:53:19- # Albi and Noa #
0:53:19 > 0:53:21- Albi?
0:53:21 > 0:53:22- Albi?- - No, it's Meryl the cow.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26- Albi!
0:53:27 > 0:53:29- # Hot milk
0:53:30 > 0:53:33- # Hot chocolate
0:53:33 > 0:53:36- # Milky coffee
0:53:37 > 0:53:39- # Cheese
0:53:41 > 0:53:45- # Ring the bells far over the hills
0:53:45 > 0:53:49- # These are our days, - every one of us
0:53:50 > 0:53:54- # Follow every star in the sky
0:53:55 > 0:53:58- # We'll fly on the wings - of hope and faith
0:53:59 > 0:54:03- # We'll bury our troubles - in the shadows
0:54:04 > 0:54:08- # With all our secret doubts
0:54:09 > 0:54:13- # Look further, beyond the fear
0:54:13 > 0:54:17- # We'll reach our own paradise
0:54:18 > 0:54:22- # Sing friends, sing until morning
0:54:23 > 0:54:28- # Sing so the world - can hear our voices
0:54:30 > 0:54:34- # Friends, loved ones, family, peers
0:54:36 > 0:54:37- # Warm milk
0:54:37 > 0:54:38- # Warm milk- - # Hot chocolate
0:54:38 > 0:54:39- # Frothy coffee
0:54:39 > 0:54:40- # Frothy coffee- - # Cheese
0:54:40 > 0:54:41- # Milkshakes
0:54:41 > 0:54:43- # Milkshakes- - # Milk pudding
0:54:44 > 0:54:45- # Egg custard
0:54:45 > 0:54:49- # Milk
0:54:50 > 0:54:54- # Ring the bells far over the hills
0:54:55 > 0:54:58- # These are our days, - every one of us
0:54:59 > 0:55:03- # Follow every star in the sky
0:55:03 > 0:55:08- # We'll fly on the wings - of hope and faith
0:55:09 > 0:55:12- # Ring the bells far over the hills
0:55:13 > 0:55:17- # These are our days, - every one of us
0:55:18 > 0:55:22- # Follow every star in the sky
0:55:22 > 0:55:27- # We'll fly on the wings - of hope and faith
0:55:28 > 0:55:32- # We'll bury our troubles - in the shadows
0:55:33 > 0:55:36- # With all our secret doubts
0:55:38 > 0:55:42- # Look further, beyond the fear
0:55:43 > 0:55:46- # We'll reach our own paradise
0:55:47 > 0:55:51- # Sing friends - till the morning comes
0:55:51 > 0:55:58- # We'll reach our own paradise
0:56:01 > 0:56:07- # Milk pudding, egg custard, - milky coffee, milk #
0:56:17 > 0:56:22- I won't say this too loudly but you - look like you're enjoying yourself.
0:56:24 > 0:56:25- Noa's in his oils.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29- You forgave him then?
0:56:29 > 0:56:33- Mac, after three glasses of - parsnip wine, I'll forgive anyone!
0:56:34 > 0:56:35- This is good stuff.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40- It's nice to see you - back to your old self.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- Mackers, it's nice to see you.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44- I like you.
0:56:45 > 0:56:46- You're my friend.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49- The best friend I've ever had.
0:56:50 > 0:56:51- I don't know about that.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53- No, no, honestly.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55- I don't have any other friends.
0:56:57 > 0:57:00- Stuart Neill was the closest - but he's an idiot.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02- And he doesn't like me, so pfft!
0:57:02 > 0:57:06- Oh, Rob. - I'm sure you have plenty of friends.
0:57:06 > 0:57:10- Maybe you haven't met them yet - but they're out there.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12- Yes, or maybe I can invent one. - Like him.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16- I can't see - anything wrong with that.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21- Just because you can't see him - it doesn't mean it's a bad thing.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24- Come on! It's weird, isn't it?
0:57:24 > 0:57:26- What? Using your imagination?
0:57:27 > 0:57:28- No.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54- Can I stay up with you two tonight?
0:57:55 > 0:57:58- No, it's late, - but I'll tell you a story in bed.
0:57:58 > 0:57:59- Me and Albi?
0:57:59 > 0:58:01- Me and Albi?- - Yes. You and Albi.
0:58:03 > 0:58:04- What story?
0:58:04 > 0:58:08- Have you heard the story about the - little pig who got lost in the snow?
0:58:08 > 0:58:10- No.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12- I have and it's brilliant.
0:58:14 > 0:58:16- It was a dark, dark night...
0:58:16 > 0:58:19- ..and the snow - had been falling for a fortnight.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28- The little pig loved playing...
0:58:29 > 0:58:32- ..and running in the cold, - white fields.
0:59:02 > 0:59:03- Noa?
0:59:05 > 0:59:06- Nows?
0:59:08 > 0:59:10- Good morning.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13- Is it Christmas?
0:59:13 > 0:59:15- Is it Christmas?- - No, not yet.
0:59:16 > 0:59:17- One more sleep.
0:59:22 > 0:59:25- Listen, mate, - I've done something stupid.
0:59:30 > 0:59:31- I stepped on it last night.
0:59:32 > 0:59:34- I'm so sorry.
0:59:36 > 0:59:37- It's alright.
0:59:37 > 0:59:39- It's alright.- - No, it isn't alright.
0:59:39 > 0:59:42- I should have - watched where I was going.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45- But look...
0:59:51 > 0:59:53- Wow! Where did you get that?
0:59:53 > 0:59:55- I made it.
0:59:55 > 0:59:56- I made it.- - No way!
0:59:57 > 0:59:58- Wow, Dad!
0:59:58 > 1:00:02- Come downstairs. - I've got another one in the kitchen.
1:00:07 > 1:00:13- # There's a place beyond our worlds
1:00:14 > 1:00:19- # Somewhere deep in our hearts
1:00:23 > 1:00:29- # With its door wide open
1:00:30 > 1:00:35- # There, hiding in our shadows
1:00:38 > 1:00:41- # Sail away
1:00:42 > 1:00:46- # Sail, sail
1:00:47 > 1:00:51- # And see what's there
1:00:51 > 1:00:53- # Look
1:00:54 > 1:00:57- # Watch
1:00:59 > 1:01:06- # And then in its embrace, you shall
1:01:07 > 1:01:13- # Hold on tight to your memories
1:01:16 > 1:01:24- # And then find the true love
1:01:25 > 1:01:35- # Which was always - deep within your heart #
1:01:37 > 1:01:39- Thank you, Dad. Thank you, Mam.
1:01:41 > 1:01:43- Sorry, Nows.
1:01:43 > 1:01:46- Can we come here every Christmas, - for ever?
1:01:46 > 1:01:48- I know what we've forgotten.
1:01:48 > 1:01:49- I know what we've forgotten.- - What?
1:01:49 > 1:01:51- A tree.
1:01:51 > 1:01:53- I'll go and get one now.
1:01:53 > 1:01:55- Are you coming with me?
1:01:55 > 1:01:59- No, we're to Mars - to rescue the little pig.
1:02:00 > 1:02:01- Yep! Fair enough.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07- PHONE BEEPS
1:02:13 > 1:02:15- Call the office immediately.
1:02:16 > 1:02:18- The board - will give you a second chance.
1:02:19 > 1:02:20- Stuart wants a word.
1:02:22 > 1:02:25- One for you, - one for me and one for Albi.
1:02:26 > 1:02:28- Come on! We've got to go.
1:02:28 > 1:02:29- Rob? What's wrong?
1:02:30 > 1:02:31- Come on! We're leaving.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34- My phone came back to life.
1:02:34 > 1:02:38- Why didn't I think of going - up the hill to get a signal?
1:02:39 > 1:02:40- I don't want to go.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42- I don't want to go.- - Let's go after dinner.
1:02:42 > 1:02:45- No time. - We'll get a takeaway tonight.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48- If we don't go back now, - I'll lose my job.
1:02:48 > 1:02:53- Because you brought us to this dump, - I missed a load of messages.
1:02:53 > 1:02:58- Because we're still in this dump, - I can't reply to them, so come on!
1:02:59 > 1:03:00- I need a signal.
1:03:00 > 1:03:02- I need a signal.- - But we've set the table.
1:03:02 > 1:03:04- You, Mam, me and Albi.
1:03:04 > 1:03:06- You, Mam, me and Albi.- - Noa!
1:03:06 > 1:03:09- For the last time, - Albi doesn't exist.
1:03:09 > 1:03:13- Yes, he does, and you make me sad - when you say that.
1:03:14 > 1:03:15- Albi loves it here.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18- And until five minutes ago, - you loved it too.
1:03:19 > 1:03:22- But now work - has ruined everything again...
1:03:22 > 1:03:24- ..just because you have no signal.
1:03:36 > 1:03:37- .
1:03:41 > 1:03:41- Subtitles
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1:03:56 > 1:03:57- Call Disa.
1:04:01 > 1:04:03- Oh, no!
1:04:18 > 1:04:20- Positions, everyone! Hurry!
1:04:21 > 1:04:23- Fifth Bench! Fifth Bench!
1:04:23 > 1:04:25- A possible Fifth Bench!
1:04:26 > 1:04:27- This is an emergency!
1:04:30 > 1:04:34- Keep your head down, Albi, - and stay here until Rob calms down.
1:04:35 > 1:04:36- What about Noa?
1:04:36 > 1:04:40- If you want to be part - of Noa's life, you must stay here.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42- Don't go down there and interfere.
1:04:42 > 1:04:44- Don't go down there and interfere.- - I don't care. Noa's my best friend.
1:04:46 > 1:04:48- Albi!
1:04:48 > 1:04:50- One message after another.
1:04:50 > 1:04:54- I only have one day - to prepare completely new stuff.
1:04:54 > 1:04:58- You can tow the car to the main road - with the tractor.
1:04:58 > 1:05:02- We'll be home by eight - and I'll work on it all night.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04- You go. We're staying.
1:05:04 > 1:05:06- You go. We're staying.- - Don't talk rubbish. Come on!
1:05:07 > 1:05:08- No.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10- I like it here.
1:05:11 > 1:05:14- And I like who I am here.
1:05:15 > 1:05:17- I like being Noa's mother.
1:05:19 > 1:05:20- And you know what?
1:05:21 > 1:05:24- I like being Albi's mother too.
1:05:26 > 1:05:28- Hanna.
1:05:28 > 1:05:30- Come on...
1:05:39 > 1:05:42- Don't worry, Noa. - We're staying here.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47- Noa?
1:05:49 > 1:05:50- Noa!
1:05:52 > 1:05:53- Noa? Noa?
1:05:56 > 1:05:57- Where are you going?
1:05:59 > 1:06:00- Noa?
1:06:01 > 1:06:03- Noa?
1:06:03 > 1:06:05- Noa!
1:06:06 > 1:06:08- You go that way.
1:06:10 > 1:06:11- Noa?
1:06:12 > 1:06:14- Noa?
1:06:16 > 1:06:17- Rob!
1:06:19 > 1:06:21- Noa!
1:06:24 > 1:06:26- Noa, this isn't a good idea.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32- If I get a signal for Dad, - maybe we can stay.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35- If I can just go - a little bit higher...
1:06:36 > 1:06:37- This is a very dangerous situation.
1:06:37 > 1:06:39- This is a very dangerous situation.- - Yes, but it's not Albi's fault.
1:06:39 > 1:06:40- He's trying to help.
1:06:40 > 1:06:42- He's trying to help.- - It makes no difference.
1:06:42 > 1:06:46- If Rob thinks Albi's up there, - he's finished.
1:06:54 > 1:06:55- Noa!
1:06:56 > 1:06:57- Go and hide.
1:06:57 > 1:06:58- Go and hide.- - No.
1:06:59 > 1:07:00- Go, Albi!
1:07:00 > 1:07:04- Go, Albi!- - Noa! Don't listen to Albi now.
1:07:04 > 1:07:06- Go, Albi!
1:07:07 > 1:07:08- Noa!
1:07:35 > 1:07:36- No!
1:07:38 > 1:07:39- Albi!
1:07:54 > 1:07:57- He's going to be alright, isn't he?
1:08:02 > 1:08:03- Of course he is.
1:08:12 > 1:08:13- I'll get us some tea.
1:08:40 > 1:08:41- Mac.
1:08:43 > 1:08:44- I didn't see you.
1:08:45 > 1:08:46- How is he?
1:08:47 > 1:08:48- Sleeping.
1:08:52 > 1:08:55- We've been here - for nearly ten hours.
1:08:55 > 1:08:58- He doesn't remember anything.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02- Maybe that's a good thing.
1:09:03 > 1:09:07- You don't want to remember - falling off a shed roof, do you?
1:09:07 > 1:09:08- No.
1:09:09 > 1:09:11- You don't understand, Mac.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16- He doesn't remember anything.
1:09:17 > 1:09:21- He doesn't even recognize - Hanna and me.
1:09:25 > 1:09:27- How did you know about the shed?
1:09:29 > 1:09:31- News travels fast...
1:09:32 > 1:09:34- ..even without your Fi-Wi...
1:09:35 > 1:09:37- ..Wi...
1:09:37 > 1:09:38- ..Wi...- - Wi-Fi.
1:09:43 > 1:09:44- It's my fault, Mac.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47- He was looking for a signal for me.
1:09:52 > 1:09:56- Listen, please don't think - I'm poking my nose in...
1:09:59 > 1:10:00- ..but talk to him.
1:10:01 > 1:10:05- Talk to him about the things - that are important to him.
1:10:06 > 1:10:07- Like what?
1:10:10 > 1:10:14- It's at times like these - we need our friends, isn't it?
1:10:47 > 1:10:50- # Albi and Noa
1:10:56 > 1:11:00- # Albi and Noa
1:11:01 > 1:11:03- # Here we are
1:11:05 > 1:11:07- # One, two, three
1:11:24 > 1:11:27- # Albi and Noa
1:11:28 > 1:11:30- # Albi and Noa
1:11:31 > 1:11:34- # Albi and Noa
1:11:34 > 1:11:36- # Here we are - One, two, three
1:11:37 > 1:11:41- # Can, chon, chee - Blah, bluh, blee
1:11:41 > 1:11:47- # Are saving
1:11:51 > 1:11:53- # Albi and Noa... #
1:11:53 > 1:11:55- Albi?
1:11:56 > 1:11:58- What are you doing there? Come on!
1:11:59 > 1:12:00- It's Christmas.
1:12:03 > 1:12:11- # They're saving the universe #
1:12:57 > 1:13:00- One year later...
1:13:14 > 1:13:15- Is that you, Dad?
1:13:15 > 1:13:16- Is that you, Dad?- - Yes.
1:13:17 > 1:13:18- Look how cute he is.
1:13:19 > 1:13:20- Where are you off to?
1:13:20 > 1:13:23- Where are you off to?- - To Jupiter in the flying saucer.
1:13:23 > 1:13:26- He looks like a right twerp.
1:13:37 > 1:13:39- Is that me and Albi's den?
1:13:39 > 1:13:41- Yes. It's cool, isn't it?
1:13:42 > 1:13:43- It was brand new back then.
1:13:44 > 1:13:47- Is that your mother's best saucepan - on your head?
1:13:47 > 1:13:49- Yes, but it wasn't my idea.
1:13:50 > 1:13:51- Whose idea was it then?
1:13:52 > 1:13:54- Nice to see you - back to your old self.
1:13:54 > 1:13:57- You're the best friend - I've ever had.
1:13:59 > 1:14:03- It's at times like this - we need our friends, isn't it?
1:14:06 > 1:14:07- Mac.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19- S4C subtitles by: - Eirlys A Jones & Caryl Parry Jones
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