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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- Shw'mae. My name's Dyfrig and I'm - a recovering compulsive gambler.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- I started when I lost my dad.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- That's seven years ago now.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18- And when my mum died - two years later...

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- ..it just got worse.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- I'm powerless over gambling.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Always will be.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- And there's no second chance - for me now.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- I've had my lot.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38- Thanks.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Elis Hughes, twenty-six, - from Morriston.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Swansea boy, like.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Yeah, - I'm a restaurant manager, I am.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Well, when I say restaurant, it's - more of a buffet - a buffet car.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- On a train, like.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- In work, they call me Reality 'cos - I'm always tryin' for reality shows.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- I got on Cash In The Attic once - - filmed it and everything.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11- They cancelled 'cos the other woman - on there was on bail for fraud.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Bit of a bummer like - but I didn't let it stop me.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- That's why I think you should have - me on the last ever Big Brother.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- It's time to give - the public what they want.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Give 'em a Reality check, innit?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26- Elis?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Elis?- - Alright, mun. I'm coming now.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- OK, I have been a train manager - for four years...

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- ..youngest on the South Wales lines, - I thank you.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- I love it, I love my job, I do.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Loads of my family - have worked on the trains.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- My great-great grandad did the coal - or something, the steam an' that.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- So trains is in my blood, a bit.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Anyway, I don't want to manage them - any more, I want to drive them.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- I want to be a train driver. - I always have done.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- And that's why I'm here.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- So let me sit the exam.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Please.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- 888

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- 888

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- 888

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- 888

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Good evening, - ladies and gentlemen...

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- ..your buffet car - is open selling teas, coffees...

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- ..hot chocolate, snacks - and a licensed bar.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- No queue at the buffet car - at this present moment in time.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- You actually sound drunk - when you say that.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- It's my style, isn't it. - Punters love it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03- Idiot.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- All tickets and passes, please.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Ooh, here we go.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Christmas has come early then.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20- In your dreams, good boy.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22- I love a woman in uniform, me.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- I love a woman in uniform, me.- - Don't touch what you can't satisfy.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Now where's your ticket?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- This is a Blockbuster card.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Isn't this supposed - to be First Class?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Are you telling me - this is a First Class baguette?

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Seriously, are you?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Seriously, are you?- - Yeah, it is.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- I'm sorry, you have to stop - the train. There's been a robbery.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I mean, this bacon. - Does it come from a pig or a sofa?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53- The emergency cord? Anyone?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- The emergency cord? Anyone?- - What robbery? Where?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I went to the toilet. - When I came back, my bags were gone.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- I'm asking you to stop the train - and search everyone.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Right. Stay here - and I'll fetch the manager. OK?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I'd like a refund, please.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- And some crisps.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- I'll 'ave it if it's going begging.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Are we stopping in Briton Ferry?

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- Would the train manager - come to the buffet car immediately?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Soph, there's this woman - and she's had all her bags nicked.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35- They're not there.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- They're not there.- - This is a mobile-free carriage.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Hold on, John. So, have you found - him then? The dirty little thief.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I'm sure your bags are safe.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Everything that we find - will be left in Lost Property.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- You do realize my husband is an AM.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Great.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- We'll shortly be arriving - into Port Talbot...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- ..where the local time is 1952.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- What's an AM?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Rudolph's over there.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Merry Christmas, boys.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Hey, Soph, I got a Class 67 today - but Justin missed it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- He was havin' a wee.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- You were havin' a wee, weren't you?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- There's a shame. - Do you want a Crunchie?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- No, he won't. You're not speakin' - to anyone, are you?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Day 52 in the Big Brother house.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Elis Reality Hughes is bringing - the driver a nice cup of tea.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50- Thanks, mate.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- One day, you'll say - I worked with Elis Reality Hughes.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Don't be getting your hopes up. - You're only in Round One.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I bet you 50 I get through.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Why don't you ever believe me, John?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You didn't believe me - about the bank statements.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- You didn't believe - me about the squirrel.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Do you want to go to hospital? - Do you want to go to hospital?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- WHISTLE

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Good evening, ladies and gentleman.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Welcome aboard this 1955 departure - from Port Talbot Parkway.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- This train will call - at Swansea only.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- That silly Mrs AM - - back of the bog door.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Hey, Reality.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Gwenci, boy.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Gwenci, boy.- - Alright, mush?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- What have you got?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57- Pandora.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- So, what are the photos like?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You're gonna love them. - Honest. Pure gold.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Are you going to a meeting later?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Are you going to a meeting later?- - I'll go to one tomorrow in London.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- It's the switch on - of the lights tonight.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- With the kids?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Can I come with you some time? - To a meeting?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I'm Sophie - and I'm a compulsive gambler.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You're a compulsive dullo.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Is that for me? You shouldn't have.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- You'll get a call about that. - She's a complete mentalist.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- They're 400 each, these.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- How the other half lives.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31- How the other half lives.- - Coming for a drink?

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- No. Mam and Dad are at a carol - concert. I can have a bit of peace.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- I'm going to see Sion. - Are you coming?

0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Yes. Call you later.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Yes. Call you later.- - See ya.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- You keep me posted.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48- And watch you don't... Watch you - don't catch it on anything.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50- Yeah, alright. Ta-ra.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Hey, you'd better - get the champagne out, girl.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Did I pass the exam? Have I passed?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Congratulations.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Brilliant. Well done, you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- You can now try for trainee - train drivers' jobs across the UK.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- I'm gonna be a driver, - I'm gonna be a driver!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- I've downloaded a traineeship - application form from the website.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21- This is in Newcastle.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- This is in Newcastle.- - You have to go where the jobs are.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Starting salary, 35 grand. - Why aye, man.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Think about it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Go on, go for it.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Sion, about the overtime. - Is there any news?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- I'm struggling, to be honest.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- There might be something for you. - I've been talking to Alun Lloyd.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- It's flared up again, you know?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- He's going to the doctor - and he'll get back to me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Oh, right.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55- Do you want a lift?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Do you want a lift?- - Yup.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- I've set up your website. Something - for the fans to follow you on.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- My hair looks ridiculous - in this one.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- It's not the best one.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- That's the best one.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Class, that is.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17- If you get through...

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- If you get through...- - When you get through.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- You'll have massive web support. - Cheers, Mam.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- I'm not your mother.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- So are you ready for this?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Are you ready to get a famous son?

0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Are you ready to get a famous son?- - Yes.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Everything will change, y'know. - We'll all be public property.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- You, me... him.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44- They'll want to know everything - about us. Can't have any skeletons.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- They've got to be whiter than white.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- So are you ready?

0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Ready.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Mami, Rhys said - that he's switching on the lights.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- No, love. Dadi's doing it.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Dadi, Dadi.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Bit over the top, isn't it? - The electric bill will be huge.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Don't be such a Scrooge.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- CAR STALLS

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- And that woman wants to drive trains.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Sorry.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- DOORBELL

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- What time are they back?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Eleven.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I saw a gorgeous new flat today, - down at the marina.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56- Oh, yeah?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- You'll have to come and have a look.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02- The marina's a bit posh.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- The marina's a bit posh.- - It's doable.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- 'Course, if I had a lodger.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08- I get it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Who lives with their parents - at the age of 31?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Cheers.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- One month today.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21- What?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What?- - One month today.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24- Since we did this.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30- You've got a good memory.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- You've got a good memory.- - You've got a good kiss.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Hi. How did it go?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Hello.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Hello.- - Terrible. Complete waste of time.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- The conductor was drunk.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- He wasn't drunk, just expressive.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Oh, hello.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- This is Alex from the station.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Nice to meet you.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Sorry, hiya.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- Ready for Christmas?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Ready for Christmas?- - Have you been eating mince pies?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- No, it was her.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Don't be childish.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Who's for a Horlicks? Gwyn? Alex?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yeah. Go on then.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Let's live a little.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Move in with me. Move in with me.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Come on, you know it makes sense.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Right. Well, I hope they're working.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- And we're ready. After three then.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- One, two, three.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Merry Christmas.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Merry Christmas.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53- Dad.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58- .

0:13:00 > 0:13:00- 888

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- 888- - 888

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Right then. OK. Where's it hiding?

0:13:10 > 0:13:11- No.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12- No.- - Oh.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14- Rhys?

0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Rhys?- - That one.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18- There it is.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Don't worry, I've got plenty more.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- We'll keep those until tomorrow.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27- It's not fair.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- It's not fair.- - Anyway, it's bedtime now.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Sorry.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- It's OK. Off you go.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- I want Tad-cu to read a story.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38- I want Tad-cu to read a story.- - Upstairs. Now.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45- They're lovely.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- They're lovely.- - Yes.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- So, I take it - you're staying tonight.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Well, if that's OK with you.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Mami?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I'll go.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Wakey-wakey.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Wakey-wakey.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Lemon shakey.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- I can't hear you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Lemon shakey.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- What's up, Doc?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- I'm worried about these skeletons. - I haven't slept a wink.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- The skeletons in the cupboard.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43- You said The Sun and The Western - Mail would churn everything up.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Churn what up? - You don't have any skeletons.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Cutting. What about the cutting?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Not the Botanic Garden thing again.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- You were on a trip with Merched - y Wawr. You took a couple of leaves.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- I stole it, Elis, - and now it's six foot eight.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- It's still growing. - It'll be taller than the house soon.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- When I said skeletons, - I meant drugs, rape, murder.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- That type of thing.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Really?

0:15:12 > 0:15:13- Really?- - Really.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Oh, well.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Well, that's alright then.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Dear...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- ..Santa...

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- ..Claus...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- I thought we'd paid this.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34- Phone.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- They gave us another month.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38- That one.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Why not? Put it down. - It's worth a try.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- What are you doing, Dad?

0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Just messing about.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Tad-cu, - are you staying for Christmas?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Well, um... - if Mami and Dadi don't mind.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- You'll have to sleep on the sofa.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- I've got to go.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Look, if money's a problem, - I'd like to help.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23- We don't want your money.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- I could mind the children one night.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- I could mind the children one night.- - Seven years, Dad.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- A lot has happened in seven years.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- I nearly lost Catrin, - the kids, the house, everything.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- I know.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I know.- - But you did nothing.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Great.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- I'd have only made matters worse.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Are you still with her?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- That's why you came back.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- No, no, I've come back because...

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Well, it was the right time. - That's all.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Look, how about a cuppa and a chat?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12- Eh?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28- Special delivery.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31- What's this then?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- What's this then?- - Special delivery.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48- Oh, good God.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Yes?

0:18:03 > 0:18:04- Sorry?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05- Yes?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- What do you want?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Two coffees, please.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12- What?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- What?- - I bring.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- She'll bring them over.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18- Thanks, Ingrid.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Strange woman. Russian?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- No, Polish.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I'm very proud of you, you know.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- My boy, the train driver.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Do you remember that train set - I got you? For your 7th birthday.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Couldn't get you off - the damn thing, mun.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Have you still got it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47- No.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49- No.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Of course.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- I'm starving. Have you got any pies?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- I have one pie.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Stick it on a plate - - it's got my name on it.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01- I make it for you hot.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02- I make it for you hot.- - Guess who?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Is it Britney Spears?

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- I really thought - it was going to be Britney Spears.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Did they say anything?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Did they say anything?- - They thought you were very nice.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Did you tell them?

0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Did you tell them?- - No. Nice friend, I meant.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Oh, right.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Guess where I'm taking you tonight, - for dinner?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Only that place down Mumbles.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- 8.30. Table by the window.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- You are my favourite person - in the world.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40- They should be ashamed of themselves - raising his hopes, building him up.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Knocking him down.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- How much more rejection can he take?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Doors slamming in his face - like a custard pie.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- What are we gonna do, Mam?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- I'm not your mother.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54- But I am his mother.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- We're going to mop up that custard, - rinse out the cloth...

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- ..and get that boy - on the television.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- This, she is rayful.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12- What?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- What?- - Christmas rayful.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Oh, raffle.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- For the cancers.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20- Of Wales.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22- No, sorry. I can't.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- No, sorry. I can't.- - I've got some money.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- No. It's gambling.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Don't be so soft, mun. - It's only a raffle.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- It's still gambling.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33- I can't gamble, Dad.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Dyf, good news - about those extra shifts.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Well, not good news for Alun - - he's in agony.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- He is much pain in Odbytnica.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- He's... Okolica posladkowa.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Anyway, it'll mean a couple of extra - shifts on Tuesday and Thursday.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Do you fancy it? Another 300.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Do you fancy it? Another 300.- - You know I do.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- It's not definite - but it seems likely.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Great, thanks.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Great, thanks.- - Now his children, they eat.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Shut up, Dad.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Shut up, Dad.- - I was only joking.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- "Would Mrs Sarah Bell - return to the ticket office...

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- "..where her husband is waiting."

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- I'll tell you what, give me a dozen - strips and put them in his name.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Jeremy Kyle.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30- No.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Come Dine With Me.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- He can't cook.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Last Choir Standing.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46- He's not a choir, Mam.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- He's not a choir, Mam.- - I'm not your mother.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- "Do you have a special talent?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- "Are you the next Paul Potts - or Shaheen Jafargholi?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- "Phone us for details - of a new series on S4C."

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- "Sgen Ti Dalent - because you are the future."

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- That's it, this is his big chance.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18- But he doesn't have a talent.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- But he doesn't have a talent.- - Are you bonkers? I'm his mother.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Talent runs through his veins.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- So have you decided? - Are you going for it?

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Maybe. But Newcastle - it's like - another country.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- New signals update outside the - Severn Junction. It's on the sheet.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Do you want to do a brake test?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41- Do you want to do a brake test?- - OK.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Who was that bloke with you earlier?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- My father.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47- I thought he lived...

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- I thought he lived...- - Are we doing this brake test or what?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Watch it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56- Bloody hell! What are you wearing?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Bloody hell! What are you wearing?- - Customer host overcoat.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Nice to see someone wearing it.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Nice to see someone wearing it.- - Thanks.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- You can always - do your probation up there.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- And when you qualify, - you can come back.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Oh, my God. - You're gonna be a driver!

0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Not one female train driver in the - whole of Wales. Did you know that?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19- It's not really a woman's job, - though, is it?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Look at Thomas the Tank Engine. - He was a man.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Thomas the Tank was a train.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- A pretend train.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Yeah, I know, - but he was still a boy, like.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Trains and train drivers - are all men.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- It's a bit different - for you being a lesbian...

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- ..but you wouldn't get a man - painting your nails...

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- ..or being a dinner lady - or somethin', would you?

0:23:50 > 0:23:55- Havin' said that, I'm into all - that feminist stuff so go for it.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Why not?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- As our train manager explained...

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- ..your safety instruction card - is next to your seat...

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- ..and contains - all your basic safety instructions.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20- Alright?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Please take a moment of your time...

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- ..to make a note, in your head, - or wherever...

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- ..of the various exits, - which can be found down by there...

0:24:30 > 0:24:31- ..and over by 'ere.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- There are emergency 'ammers - available in every carriage...

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- ..should a crash be... - Well, if we have a crash, like.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- This is a train, not a plane.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- By the way, your label's showing.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- ..selling tea, coffee, freshly - made sandwiches and hot snacks.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- We also have a fully licensed bar.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Hiya. Alex Peterson it is.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- You showed me around a flat - yesterday, down the marina.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- I'd like to take it, please.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Yeah, it's for me.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- And my partner.

0:25:33 > 0:25:38- "Would Mrs Sarah Bell from Swansea - return to the ticket office...

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- "..where her husband Edward - is still waiting for her."

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- I've done it.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'm gonna post it now. - I've got nothing to lose.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Yes, exciting. Are you OK?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Sorry about earlier. - Having Dad back is weird.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Are you off to a meeting?

0:25:58 > 0:25:59- Are you off to a meeting?- - Yes.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08- MOBILE PHONE

0:26:10 > 0:26:11- Hiya.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Just checking - you're still on for tonight.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15- Of course.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Of course.- - Don't be late. I've got a surprise.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Have you?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Right, um... Listen, babes...

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Hang on a minute.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Yes, please.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Yes, please.- - Mrs Parry Adams Hughes-Lloyd.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Neath, SA24 5JD.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I've got to go. - It's the nutter from Neath.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- He goes off with this woman - 20 years younger than him.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46- Breaks my mother's heart.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- When she dies two years later...

0:26:49 > 0:26:53- ..he can't be bothered - to turn up at the funeral.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- I hate him for it.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00- He's turned up now after seven years - wanting to put it all behind us.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- I know I'm out of order - 'cos he's a nice bloke.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- If you met him, - you'd really like him.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- He's a good laugh. - He's great with my kids.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- But everything he does - just winds me up.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- I'm just waiting for him - to let me down again.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Alright, Trev?

0:27:26 > 0:27:27- Alright, Trev?- - You were going on a bit.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32- Not good for you, you know. - Getting all resentful like that.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- In these meetings, - you say what's on your mind.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Get off the pity pot.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Feeling sorry for yourself - like that.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- You've got a lot more going for you - than half the blokes in here.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Look at Chris.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50- What a mess.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55- You - you've got a wife - you're in love with...

0:27:55 > 0:27:58- ..two beautiful, - three beautiful kids.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Well-paid job, travel included.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- And you're moaning 'cos your old - man's come back into your life.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Give the guy a break. - He's trying his best.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38- .

0:28:39 > 0:28:39- 888

0:28:39 > 0:28:41- 888- - 888

0:28:45 > 0:28:46- DOOR SLAMS

0:28:47 > 0:28:48- Mam?

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Oh, Elis.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56- OK, there's good news - and there's bad news.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58- Have they said no?

0:28:58 > 0:29:00- Yes.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01- What, they said yes?

0:29:02 > 0:29:05- No. No, you...

0:29:05 > 0:29:07- You didn't get through - to Big Brother.

0:29:10 > 0:29:11- Why? Why?!

0:29:12 > 0:29:14- But the good news...

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- You know the programme X Factor...

0:29:19 > 0:29:21- You know the programme X Factor...- - Am I going on X Factor?

0:29:21 > 0:29:24- No. But it's like X Factor.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29- Not Sgen Ti Dalent?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- I'm not going on Sgen Ti Dalent.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43- I thought you'd packed them in.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45- The odd one, now and then.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Was work OK?

0:29:50 > 0:29:51- Yeah. Yes.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- I've got some overtime - so it's shaping up.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00- Listen, you know you said - you'd have the kids one night...

0:30:00 > 0:30:03- ..do you fancy doing it tonight?

0:30:03 > 0:30:04- I could take Cat out.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06- I could take Cat out.- - Of course. I'd love to.

0:30:06 > 0:30:07- Let me pay...

0:30:07 > 0:30:11- No, thanks. I can just about stretch - to a pizza for my wife.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13- Sorry.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15- Right.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- I'll go and get changed.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- OK, the salt is you - and the pepper is me. Thanks, Mam.

0:30:29 > 0:30:30- I'm not your mother.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32- What are you wearing?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35- I'm the choreographer.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Sauce, mustard, mayonnaise - are the judges.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45- Who are the judges?

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Different celebrities every week, - Mam.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50- Who's this?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52- Who's this?- - Me sitting in the waiting room.

0:30:52 > 0:30:57- And who's that? - The presenter, is it? Sarra Elgan?

0:30:57 > 0:31:00- No. That's a bottle of vinegar.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01- PHONE

0:31:02 > 0:31:07- We've gone to the side and I don't - know if I stay on this side...

0:31:08 > 0:31:09- Where?

0:31:12 > 0:31:13- When?

0:31:15 > 0:31:16- Thank you.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21- What's wrong?

0:31:24 > 0:31:26- Billy Bricks has died.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28- No way.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33- Who's Billy Bricks?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- Billy Bricks was my father.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41- Right then. The baby's asleep.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44- She won't wake up for a few hours.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- She won't wake up for a few hours.- - Mami looks like a princess.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- She does, doesn't she?

0:31:50 > 0:31:52- One story and then bed.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- OK.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- Enjoy yourselves.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58- Ta-ra.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03- Right, it's Tad-cu's birthday today.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Whoo!

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Who wants to make a cake?

0:32:07 > 0:32:08- Who wants to make a cake?- - Me!

0:32:13 > 0:32:18- It probably won't come to anything. - All I've done is send the form off.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19- It's in Newcastle.

0:32:20 > 0:32:21- Emlyn?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22- Emlyn?- - No, Upon Tyne.

0:32:23 > 0:32:24- I was joking.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25- I was joking.- - Oh.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30- The thing is, - I probably won't even get it.

0:32:30 > 0:32:35- Even if I do, - I'll still come back on weekends.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37- What's this?

0:32:37 > 0:32:39- Nothing.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- I'm not hungry any more.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07- What's going on?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09- We've made a cake for Tad-cu.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11- It's past ten o'clock, Dad.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Don't worry, mun. It's Christmas.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Don't worry, mun. It's Christmas.- - Right. You, bed.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20- Happy birthday, Tad-cu.

0:33:20 > 0:33:21- Happy birthday, Tad-cu.- - Thank you.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Birthday?

0:33:23 > 0:33:25- Oh, God. It is too.

0:33:25 > 0:33:26- I'm so sorry...

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- Don't worry. When you reach my age, - you don't worry about all that.

0:33:31 > 0:33:35- Carwyn, get your coat. Dyf, - take your father out for a drink.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39- If you go now, you'll catch - last orders. Off you go.

0:33:42 > 0:33:43- Right.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49- Alex. What the hell is this?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- I thought if I got us a flat, - you'd want to move in.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54- Without asking me first?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Without asking me first?- - You didn't ask me.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59- Going off to Newcastle. - You're my girlfriend.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03- We've only been seeing - each other a month.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06- I have to ask your permission, do I?

0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Oh, for God's sake.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17- He was tamping.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- And they were shouting at him. - "Put a cork in it."

0:34:29 > 0:34:31- I've missed you, Dad.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37- Last orders.

0:34:41 > 0:34:42- One for the road?

0:34:45 > 0:34:47- Alright. Two more, please.

0:34:47 > 0:34:52- Don't know if you're interested - but there's a game upstairs tonight.

0:34:52 > 0:34:53- A bit of poker.

0:34:53 > 0:34:54- A bit of poker.- - No, it's alright.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56- Select group. Friends only.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58- No, thanks.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- D'you know what? I fancy a game.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03- D'you know what? I fancy a game.- - You're joking, right?

0:35:04 > 0:35:05- Why not? I haven't played for years.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07- Why not? I haven't played for years.- - I'm going home.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- You don't have to play but you - can watch me winning a few quid.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14- Come on.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- Hey. Come to bed.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Dyf?

0:36:15 > 0:36:16- Dyf?

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Dyf?- - I went to a poker game.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23- I didn't play - but I went and it's freaked me out.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25- What poker game?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- I didn't gamble, I swear. - I didn't gamble.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31- I thought you were just going - for a couple of drinks.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34- I left Dad there.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36- It was his idea.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- God, what's he on? - Is he stupid or what?

0:36:54 > 0:36:56- I'm very proud of you.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Why?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01- For coming home.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18- I'm really sorry.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- For making me jump or being a knob?

0:37:22 > 0:37:23- Both.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27- The thing is, - I really want you to get this job.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29- Seriously?

0:37:30 > 0:37:32- I know how much it means to you.

0:37:32 > 0:37:33- I know how much it means to you.- - Thanks, babes.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- If you get it and you have to go - to Newcastle, that's great.

0:37:38 > 0:37:39- Really?

0:37:39 > 0:37:40- Really?- - Yeah.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43- 'Cos I've decided. - I'm gonna come with you.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50- Come on, you're going to - Mam-gu's house with Rhys and Siani.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- You'll have to make your own lunch.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55- You'll have to make your own lunch.- - Don't worry about that.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56- I'm not.

0:37:57 > 0:37:58- I want to stay with Tad-cu.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59- Well, you can't.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01- Well, you can't.- - I want to.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- She can stay, I don't mind.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07- No. We're OK, thanks.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11- Catrin...

0:38:12 > 0:38:14- ..I know you're angry.

0:38:17 > 0:38:18- And I'm sorry about last night.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20- And I'm sorry about last night.- - It was no joke.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23- The gambling.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29- You have no idea. It was terrible.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Listen, let me look after madam.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Take the other two to your mother's.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39- Then...

0:38:39 > 0:38:41- ..go shopping.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45- A little retail therapy.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Please, Mami?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- I don't think she believed me.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55- I don't think she believed me.- - Why? Are you lied?

0:38:55 > 0:39:00- No - I don't think she thinks - I'd up sticks and go with her.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01- Who are these sticks?

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Who are these sticks?- - You know - move, be with her.

0:39:04 > 0:39:08- In Poland, we say...

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- .."udowodnic swoje pozdrowienia - z wiecej niz slowa."

0:39:12 > 0:39:13- Sorry?

0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Prove your love - with more than words.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19- Right.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Nice one, Ingo.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Now, you buy rayful?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- Yeah.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36- I said, you buy rayful!

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- I know it sounds tight - but I don't really feel upset.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43- I didn't really know him.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45- He left when I was one.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47- Elis...

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- I know, Mam. - You can cry if you want.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51- You don't understand.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53- You don't understand.- - Yes, I do.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56- No, you really don't.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- Billy Bricks wasn't your father.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02- Sorry?

0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Tad-cu, can we play a game?

0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Hm?

0:40:15 > 0:40:16- I want to play.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Watch telly, there's a good girl.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Tad-cu's having forty winks.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41- All I'll say is that he's one - of the top knobs in the Welsh media.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- On the television.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46- And radio.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48- And a bit in the papers.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51- I won't tell you any more than that.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57- I promised...

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- ..that I'd never tell anyone.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26- Oh, Dyf. Bad news I'm afraid.

0:41:28 > 0:41:29- Oh, God. Not Alun?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31- Yes.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33- Is it terminal?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36- No, it's bad news for you.

0:41:36 > 0:41:41- He's on the mend. Miracle cream or - something, has anaesthetic in it.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43- He's coming back on Tuesday.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44- He's coming back on Tuesday.- - Right.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47- So there's no overtime. Sorry.

0:41:47 > 0:41:48- No.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51- Still - good for Alun, eh?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53- Yes.

0:42:02 > 0:42:03- Hello?

0:42:04 > 0:42:05- Hello.

0:42:11 > 0:42:12- Where's Megan?

0:42:12 > 0:42:16- Where's Megan?- - Sorry, she was here a minute ago.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21- Megan?

0:42:23 > 0:42:24- Megan, where are you?

0:42:27 > 0:42:29- Oh, my God.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31- Megan?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34- I'm making the cake pretty.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38- Have you eaten any of those? - Did you eat any of those sweets?

0:42:39 > 0:42:41- I've kept them for the cake.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- Good girl.

0:42:53 > 0:42:54- .

0:42:56 > 0:42:56- 888

0:42:56 > 0:42:58- 888- - 888

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- I'm so sorry.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Oh, please, don't worry.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08- The last thing I want - is people feeling sorry for me...

0:43:09 > 0:43:11- ..wrapping me up in cotton wool.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17- Catrin, I know it's a lot to ask...

0:43:17 > 0:43:19- ..but I don't want Dyf to know.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22- I can't do that.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24- I came back to say sorry.

0:43:24 > 0:43:28- If he knows I'm ill, - it'll change everything.

0:43:28 > 0:43:34- I'd like him to forgive me - because he wants to forgive me.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Not because - I'm at death's bloody door.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39- DOOR CLOSES

0:43:40 > 0:43:41- Please.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50- What's all this stuff?

0:43:50 > 0:43:51- What?

0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Bloody hell! Why are you - spending money when we're broke?

0:43:55 > 0:43:57- There's only 80 in the bank...

0:43:58 > 0:44:00- ..and that's an overdraft.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02- I thought, with the extra shifts...

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- What's the point?

0:44:16 > 0:44:18- How famous?

0:44:18 > 0:44:20- How famous?- - I don't know, do I?

0:44:20 > 0:44:23- Is he an actor? Presenter?

0:44:23 > 0:44:26- Oh, my God.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28- What if he's a pop star?

0:44:28 > 0:44:30- She won't tell me, will she?

0:44:32 > 0:44:36- So, how's the big performance - coming on then? Sgen Ti Dalent?

0:44:37 > 0:44:38- Yeah. Good.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40- Do a bit for me.

0:44:40 > 0:44:41- Do a bit for me.- - No way.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- I don't wanna jinx it.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48- Can I come with you - to the auditions?

0:44:49 > 0:44:50- Maybe.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52- Stay here for five minutes.

0:44:53 > 0:44:54- I want to surprise Sophie.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57- What's going on?

0:44:57 > 0:44:59- It's not there, Jan.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02- What do you mean it's not there?

0:45:02 > 0:45:03- Pass it here.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07- You're looking at the wrong board, - Gwyn. That's arrivals.

0:45:08 > 0:45:09- She's planning to come with me.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11- Who?

0:45:11 > 0:45:14- Who?- - Alex. I've only known her a month.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16- Don't you think it's a bit weird?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Don't you think it's a bit weird?- - Not really.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21- I like her but she's - just a bit full on at times.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23- There she is. Sophie.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27- Oh, God, my parents. - On their way to London.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29- To see Phantom.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32- Can you get this for me, please?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34- Can you get this for me, please?- - OK.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35- Sophie.

0:45:35 > 0:45:36- Sophie.- - Don't shout, Gwyn.

0:45:37 > 0:45:38- Hiya, Mam-gu.

0:45:39 > 0:45:42- I love the Phantom.

0:45:43 > 0:45:44- Really?

0:45:45 > 0:45:49- What are you doing here? - The train's not for another hour.

0:45:49 > 0:45:54- I've got to clock on and stuff. - So I'll see you on the train.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56- Alright? Carriage H.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58- Yes.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04- Do you want me to show you?

0:46:04 > 0:46:06- Yes.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- It is three pounds - and fifty of pence.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19- I'm 30p short, to be honest.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- You are not short. You are big man.

0:46:25 > 0:46:26- Strong.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30- Ingo, she's here. Quick.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52- What's going on?

0:46:52 > 0:46:54- What's going on?- - There's a special delivery for you.

0:46:55 > 0:46:56- From a special friend.

0:46:57 > 0:46:58- Ing.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02- It's not your birthday, is it?

0:47:02 > 0:47:03- It's not your birthday, is it?- - No.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06- This... she is for you.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08- I don't understand.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10- Open it.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31- Said I was going to surprise you, - didn't I?

0:47:33 > 0:47:34- Did you?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- I want us to make it official, Soph.

0:47:37 > 0:47:41- I want to spend - the rest of my life with you.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46- So, will you?

0:47:46 > 0:47:48- Go on, Soph, say yes.

0:47:52 > 0:47:53- OK then.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59- # Congratulations

0:47:59 > 0:48:01- # Celebrations

0:48:01 > 0:48:04- # Celebrations... #

0:48:17 > 0:48:20- The thing is, - I haven't got a problem with it.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24- At the end of the day, - it doesn't matter who you marry.

0:48:24 > 0:48:29- Man, woman, horse. I saw a programme - once where a man married a horse.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31- Are you actually on drugs?

0:48:40 > 0:48:43- He's put on some weight.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45- And he's got three children.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47- So?

0:48:47 > 0:48:49- Well, you wonder how he managed it.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- Look at this one here, Gwyn.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57- Excuse me, Standard Class - is down there beyond the buffet.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01- I wanted First Class. - Thank you very much.

0:49:04 > 0:49:06- Hiya, Bryn.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08- Blinkin' students, honestly.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14- It's not going to be - as scary as you think.

0:49:15 > 0:49:18- They don't even know I'm gay, - let alone that I'm engaged.

0:49:18 > 0:49:22- Mam-gu thinks I'll come home - with a six-foot fullback from Neath.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25- We're still OK, aren't we?

0:49:25 > 0:49:27- Yeah. Yeah, of course we are.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57- Don't slouch, Gwyn. - We're in First Class.

0:50:00 > 0:50:04- Seven letters, beginning with A, - finishing with C.

0:50:04 > 0:50:07- Form of poison.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10- You're Sophie's Mam and Dad, - aren't you? I'm Pandora.

0:50:11 > 0:50:12- Hello.

0:50:12 > 0:50:13- Hello.- - Congratulations.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16- You must be over the moon.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19- Yes, I think so.

0:50:19 > 0:50:23- I'll be back in a minute with some - drinks. You ought to have champagne.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27- Did you hear that? Champagne.

0:50:27 > 0:50:31- It's a totally different experience - in First Class.

0:50:33 > 0:50:34- Arsenic.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49- Oh, Dora. - You can do the next announcement.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51- Serious?

0:50:51 > 0:50:53- Serious?- - Yeah, serious.

0:50:56 > 0:51:01- # The Phantom of the Opera is here #

0:51:01 > 0:51:03- You're too loud. - Everyone can hear you.

0:51:03 > 0:51:06- You've seen who's down there, - have you?

0:51:06 > 0:51:08- In the baseball cap. Bryn Terfel.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Good morning to you all, - ladies and gentlemen.

0:51:19 > 0:51:24- I'd like to welcome you aboard - the InterCity 125 service to London.

0:51:24 > 0:51:29- The next stop on this service - will be Cardiff in 20 minutes' time.

0:51:29 > 0:51:33- Arriving in Cardiff at 1215.

0:51:33 > 0:51:38- My name is Pandora Powell and I do - hope you're enjoying your journey.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43- Can I just say, - I have a special announcement.

0:51:44 > 0:51:48- Our train manager, Sophie Thomas, - who we all love to bits...

0:51:48 > 0:51:49- That's you.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52- ..has some special news today.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54- Sophie has got engaged.

0:51:55 > 0:51:58- Congratulations - from everyone on the train.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02- Congratulations, Sophie Thomas.

0:52:02 > 0:52:06- What are you doing? Her parents - don't even know she's gay!

0:52:06 > 0:52:07- Engaged?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13- Idiot.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15- Idiot.- - I didn't know.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17- Tell me, what was she on about?

0:52:23 > 0:52:25- I'm sorry you had to find out - like this.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27- Bacon baguette?

0:52:29 > 0:52:32- This is Elis. My fiance.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35- Oh.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38- I always thought you were a lesbian.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54- Are you alright in there?

0:52:54 > 0:52:56- Yes, thanks.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01- I saw it down on the left somewhere.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18- I've found it.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31- Dyfrig?

0:53:31 > 0:53:33- Have they got over the shock yet?

0:53:34 > 0:53:37- My mother wants to go to Harrods - to buy a hat.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40- I put them on the Circle Line.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43- How embarrassed am I? Oh, God!

0:53:43 > 0:53:47- Come with me and help me - actually kill Pandora.

0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Reality Hughes.

0:53:59 > 0:54:00- Two of you, are there?

0:54:00 > 0:54:02- Two of you, are there?- - No, he's my backing vocalist.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05- Well, if you'd like to follow me.

0:54:07 > 0:54:09- Come here.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11- You can do this.

0:54:16 > 0:54:20- OK. How are you feeling, boys?

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- Wow. Give him some space, - please, Sarra Elgan.

0:54:23 > 0:54:24- Yeah?

0:54:26 > 0:54:28- Elis told me about his father.

0:54:33 > 0:54:34- Who is he then?

0:54:51 > 0:54:53- Right then. Reality Hughes?

0:54:54 > 0:54:56- You're Reality and are you Hughes?

0:54:57 > 0:54:59- No, it's just me. - He's my backing singer.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03- Right. - So, Reality, do you have talent?

0:55:03 > 0:55:06- Absolutely. I was born with it.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08- When you're ready.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14- Big up to the Swansea massive - in the house.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20- BEATBOX

0:55:26 > 0:55:28- # If you want to understand me, - get down on the tracks

0:55:28 > 0:55:30- # Tea, coffee, what you fancy, - hot and cold snacks

0:55:30 > 0:55:33- # By the time I finish, - you'll be chill, chillax

0:55:33 > 0:55:34- # You'll be lying down - in the luggage tracks

0:55:35 > 0:55:39- # We've got the bling, we're buff, - the booty, the real thing

0:55:39 > 0:55:40- # Whoo-hoo!

0:55:40 > 0:55:41- # I'm the best rapper, - you gorra face the facts

0:55:42 > 0:55:44- # Got the smile, the face too, - pumpin' to the max

0:55:44 > 0:55:46- # Whoever sets the challenge, - I'll smash their act

0:55:46 > 0:55:48- # I'm the word king - on and off the tracks

0:55:49 > 0:55:51- # For sure, I serve the homies - and all the Swansea Jacks

0:55:51 > 0:55:52- # It's a mental party - when you're on the tracks

0:55:53 > 0:55:54- # Whoever sets the challenge, - I'll smash their act

0:55:55 > 0:55:57- # I'm the word king - on and off the tracks #

0:55:57 > 0:55:58- Morris.

0:55:58 > 0:55:59- Morris.- - Morriston.

0:56:03 > 0:56:04- Well done, boy.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12- That performance was completely...

0:56:12 > 0:56:14- ..disgraceful.

0:56:14 > 0:56:15- Amanda?

0:56:16 > 0:56:17- What?

0:56:18 > 0:56:19- Johnny?

0:56:19 > 0:56:20- Johnny?- - Johnny?

0:56:20 > 0:56:22- Terrible. Sorry.

0:56:26 > 0:56:27- Right.

0:56:27 > 0:56:28- But...

0:56:29 > 0:56:32- ..there was one thing worth keeping.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35- You.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38- You can go back - to working on the trains.

0:56:38 > 0:56:42- You can come back on Thursday - for the second round.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44- Yeah, OK.

0:56:52 > 0:56:56- They didn't want me. They don't - want me but they want him.

0:56:57 > 0:56:59- Right.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02- Out of my way.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06- How can you expect me - to stand back...

0:57:07 > 0:57:11- ..and watch my son being - knocked back time and time again?

0:57:11 > 0:57:15- Do you have any idea - what you're doing to him? Huh?

0:57:15 > 0:57:17- Eluned?

0:57:19 > 0:57:21- Hywel.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51- The fuse has gone - on one of the lights.

0:57:51 > 0:57:52- What?

0:57:52 > 0:57:54- What?- - "Nadolig" has gone.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56- The word Nadolig has broken.

0:57:57 > 0:58:02- Hell's bells, Cat! The interest - on the stuff you bought is 28%.

0:58:04 > 0:58:06- Where did you find that?

0:58:07 > 0:58:09- In the garage.

0:58:10 > 0:58:12- Put it back, there's no room for it.

0:58:12 > 0:58:15- Christ, we're up to here in debt.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18- We haven't got any money - to pay the bills.

0:58:18 > 0:58:22- The only thing you're worried - about is playing with a train set.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24- What's wrong with you?

0:58:24 > 0:58:27- Your father thought - it would be a nice surprise.

0:58:28 > 0:58:29- Don't worry.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32- He likes surprising us, doesn't he?

0:58:34 > 0:58:35- Where are you going?

0:58:35 > 0:58:37- Where are you going?- - To a meeting.

0:58:46 > 0:58:47- OK, Dyf.

0:58:47 > 0:58:49- Alright?

0:58:49 > 0:58:51- Are you coming in?

0:58:51 > 0:58:52- Are you coming in?- - Five minutes.

0:58:54 > 0:58:55- OK.

0:59:08 > 0:59:10- Sound asleep?

0:59:10 > 0:59:14- Yes. Do you want anything? - You look tired.

0:59:14 > 0:59:16- No. I'm fine.

0:59:19 > 0:59:23- Dyf worries a lot, d'you know? - About everything.

0:59:23 > 0:59:24- Yes.

0:59:29 > 0:59:31- He's a lucky man...

0:59:31 > 0:59:34- ..having you for a wife.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48- Available Balance 80

0:59:49 > 0:59:51- CANCEL - WITHDRAW CASH

1:00:13 > 1:00:14- Are you in, Dyf?

1:00:14 > 1:00:17- Are you in, Dyf?- - Yes. I'm in.

1:00:23 > 1:00:26- Are you sure - you don't want anything else?

1:00:26 > 1:00:28- You've barely touched that.

1:00:30 > 1:00:31- Carwyn?

1:00:36 > 1:00:38- Carwyn?

1:00:39 > 1:00:40- Carwyn.

1:00:41 > 1:00:43- Oh, my God.

1:00:47 > 1:00:48- .

1:00:50 > 1:00:50- 888

1:00:50 > 1:00:52- 888- - 888

1:01:05 > 1:01:07- MOBILE PHONE

1:01:10 > 1:01:13- Are you going to answer that?

1:01:18 > 1:01:21- I won't be long. The meeting...

1:01:21 > 1:01:25- What? Is he OK?

1:01:32 > 1:01:34- Because he didn't want you to know.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38- I was trying to respect his wishes, - that's all.

1:01:40 > 1:01:41- You should have told me.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52- Where were you when I phoned?

1:01:55 > 1:01:56- At the meeting.

1:02:00 > 1:02:02- Where were you, Dyf?

1:02:05 > 1:02:06- Oh, God - no.

1:02:06 > 1:02:09- I don't know why I did it, - it was stupid. It was only one game.

1:02:10 > 1:02:13- One game. - And I swear I won't do it again.

1:02:13 > 1:02:14- Sorry, Dyf.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23- "A message for Mrs Sarah Bell...

1:02:23 > 1:02:26- "..your husband, Edward, - has gone home."

1:02:27 > 1:02:31- This night, it is for laughter - and merry and pies of mince.

1:02:32 > 1:02:35- She means the Christmas drinks, - tonight.

1:02:35 > 1:02:39- Right, - can you handle another surprise?

1:02:39 > 1:02:42- Calm down, - it's like you're on speed.

1:02:43 > 1:02:46- Seeing as we're not getting a flat, - I decided to get us a holiday.

1:02:47 > 1:02:51- A week's break, all inclusive, - in Cyprus - leaving in two days.

1:02:52 > 1:02:53- Look.

1:02:56 > 1:02:58- Isn't this a wedding resort?

1:02:58 > 1:03:00- Isn't this a wedding resort?- - Yeah. Is that alright?

1:03:01 > 1:03:04- I know it's a bit quick - but I thought, you know...

1:03:05 > 1:03:09- ..with your parents and all that, - I thought it'd be better.

1:03:09 > 1:03:12- So, you want to get married - next week?

1:03:12 > 1:03:14- Yeah.

1:03:36 > 1:03:39- "I've gone to my mother's. - I want time to think."

1:03:56 > 1:03:58- I've phoned the station.

1:03:58 > 1:04:00- I said you had a bad tummy.

1:04:01 > 1:04:03- I hate Gwenci.

1:04:03 > 1:04:07- I know, bach. Can I do anything - to make you feel better?

1:04:08 > 1:04:09- Yes.

1:04:11 > 1:04:13- Is Hywel Gwynfryn my father?

1:04:14 > 1:04:16- There was a connection between you.

1:04:17 > 1:04:20- Maybe. I don't know, to be honest.

1:04:20 > 1:04:22- They were hazy days, the 1970s.

1:04:23 > 1:04:24- But I was born in 1982.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26- And the 1980s too.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34- He's got a bad tummy.

1:04:35 > 1:04:36- I need to talk to him.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38- I need to talk to him.- - He's got a bad tummy.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40- Please call him down.

1:04:42 > 1:04:43- Elis?

1:04:47 > 1:04:50- Are you still going - to the second round?

1:04:50 > 1:04:53- Yes. This afternoon.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57- They think I could be - a Welsh Michael Flatley.

1:05:00 > 1:05:02- Michael Flatley, Riverdance?

1:05:02 > 1:05:03- Michael Flatley, Riverdance?- - I know who he is.

1:05:09 > 1:05:11- Come with me, I'm nervous.

1:05:12 > 1:05:15- You are nothing to me. Traitor.

1:05:18 > 1:05:20- Please talk to him.

1:05:20 > 1:05:21- Mam?

1:05:21 > 1:05:24- Mam?- - She's not your Mam.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40- Hey, Soph, - you're not going to believe this.

1:05:41 > 1:05:42- I've had this from Tyneside.

1:05:43 > 1:05:46- You've got an interview - for the job in Newcastle.

1:05:46 > 1:05:50- December 29th. - I know there's not a lot of time.

1:05:50 > 1:05:51- 29th?

1:05:53 > 1:05:55- I can't. I'm away.

1:05:55 > 1:05:56- In Cyprus.

1:05:57 > 1:05:58- Are you?

1:05:58 > 1:06:00- Yes.

1:06:05 > 1:06:06- I was such a coward.

1:06:08 > 1:06:10- I couldn't face it.

1:06:10 > 1:06:14- I couldn't face seeing you.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16- And the longer I left it...

1:06:16 > 1:06:19- ..the harder it was to come home.

1:06:21 > 1:06:23- Hush, Dad.

1:06:23 > 1:06:26- I'm sorry, Dyf, - for leaving you like that.

1:06:26 > 1:06:28- Your mother and you.

1:06:28 > 1:06:30- My little boy.

1:06:32 > 1:06:33- I was 28, Dad.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36- Yes, - but you were still my little boy...

1:06:37 > 1:06:39- ..no matter how old you were.

1:06:39 > 1:06:42- They're letting you come home - for Christmas, aren't they?

1:06:43 > 1:06:46- Aye, great. I can peel the sprouts.

1:06:49 > 1:06:52- Hey, come on. Come on, come on.

1:07:31 > 1:07:34- Listen, Elis. About Gwenci.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38- You have a special friendship.

1:07:38 > 1:07:41- It would be a shame to lose it.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44- I had a special friend once.

1:07:44 > 1:07:46- A best friend - Caryl.

1:07:48 > 1:07:53- We had a golden future together, - on the stage, on TV.

1:07:55 > 1:07:57- But we quarrelled.

1:07:58 > 1:08:00- I got a recording contract. - She didn't.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05- It all fell apart after that.

1:08:05 > 1:08:07- We never spoke again.

1:08:08 > 1:08:10- I've regretted it ever since.

1:08:11 > 1:08:12- Recording contract?

1:08:12 > 1:08:16- Recording contract?- - Go after him, Elis. Your friend.

1:08:17 > 1:08:18- Before it's too late.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47- Do you have talent? Yes indeed.

1:08:47 > 1:08:48- Do you have talent? Yes indeed.- - Thank you.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52- Johnny. Amanda Protheroe-Thomas. - What do you think?

1:08:52 > 1:08:55- Is he through to the final - in the studio?

1:08:58 > 1:08:59- There's your answer.

1:09:00 > 1:09:05- You're through to the final on S4C - in front of thousands of people.

1:09:10 > 1:09:11- What?

1:09:11 > 1:09:14- Not without my friend.

1:09:15 > 1:09:17- Sorry?

1:09:17 > 1:09:19- Not without my friend.

1:09:19 > 1:09:21- Not without my friend.- - What? That yonk from the other day?

1:09:22 > 1:09:23- He's my best friend.

1:09:24 > 1:09:25- What's a yonk?

1:09:25 > 1:09:26- What's a yonk?- - No idea.

1:09:26 > 1:09:28- We come as a pair. Do you want me?

1:09:29 > 1:09:30- Yes.

1:09:30 > 1:09:31- Yes.- - Good.

1:09:31 > 1:09:33- Do you want my friend?

1:09:34 > 1:09:35- No.

1:09:39 > 1:09:41- Um...

1:09:41 > 1:09:42- Right.

1:09:44 > 1:09:46- Well, uh...

1:09:55 > 1:09:57- Cheers, boy.

1:10:04 > 1:10:07- Oi, Gwynfryn.

1:10:19 > 1:10:21- You've got to take - the rough with the smooth.

1:10:22 > 1:10:26- Maybe I've been rejected - but no-one's going to stop me.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28- Well done, boy.

1:10:28 > 1:10:29- Hiya.

1:10:30 > 1:10:31- Top of the morning to ya.

1:10:33 > 1:10:35- I've got a present for you.

1:10:35 > 1:10:38- A Christmas present? I haven't...

1:10:38 > 1:10:40- A Christmas present? I haven't...- - Consolation kind of thing.

1:10:40 > 1:10:41- Thanks.

1:10:47 > 1:10:49- What is it?

1:10:49 > 1:10:51- What is it?- - A cushion. My uncle makes them.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55- Turn it over.

1:10:56 > 1:10:58- "You're a star."

1:10:58 > 1:11:01- Oh, yeah. Class, that is. Mint.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04- Is that the theme tune - to Tetris Game Boy?

1:11:08 > 1:11:10- Oh, yeah.

1:11:12 > 1:11:13- Ingrid.

1:11:14 > 1:11:17- I wanted to get you something - to remind you of Poland.

1:11:18 > 1:11:19- At Christmas.

1:11:19 > 1:11:22- I know you don't eat turkey.

1:11:22 > 1:11:24- You buy me carp?

1:11:24 > 1:11:25- No, not quite.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30- It's a pike.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34- Thank you.

1:11:38 > 1:11:39- And now...

1:11:41 > 1:11:43- And now I stop crying.

1:11:45 > 1:11:46- It is time...

1:11:48 > 1:11:50- ..for rayful.

1:11:56 > 1:11:58- Where have you been?

1:11:58 > 1:12:00- Had a phone call to make.

1:12:00 > 1:12:04- I've got an interview - for the Newcastle job.

1:12:04 > 1:12:06- That's fantastic.

1:12:07 > 1:12:08- It's on the 29th.

1:12:09 > 1:12:10- But we'll...

1:12:10 > 1:12:12- But we'll...- - I'm not coming on holiday with you.

1:12:13 > 1:12:16- I'm not marrying you. - The whole thing, it's mental.

1:12:16 > 1:12:20- Ladies and gentlemen, - can I have your attention, please?

1:12:20 > 1:12:24- You do everything so quickly. - I can't keep up with you.

1:12:24 > 1:12:29- Look, forget the holiday. - We don't have to get married yet.

1:12:30 > 1:12:34- We can wait. - Just don't finish it. Please.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37- Just don't. - Just please don't say it's over.

1:12:37 > 1:12:39- It is.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42- It is over.

1:12:42 > 1:12:43- Sorry.

1:12:43 > 1:12:47- Sophie? Will you be able - to take this to Dyfrig?

1:12:47 > 1:12:49- Can you take the prize to Dyfrig?

1:12:49 > 1:12:51- Can you take the prize to Dyfrig?- - Yeah. Yeah, of course.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01- Can I just say something?

1:13:02 > 1:13:06- As you all know, me and Sophie - Thomas got engaged the other day.

1:13:06 > 1:13:10- I asked her to marry me - and she said yes.

1:13:11 > 1:13:13- Well, now...

1:13:14 > 1:13:16- Now she's changed her mind.

1:13:16 > 1:13:19- In fact, she's dumped me.

1:13:20 > 1:13:21- Just so you all know.

1:13:21 > 1:13:24- Just so we all know where we stand.

1:13:24 > 1:13:29- I know some of you got us cards - an' that which was really...

1:13:29 > 1:13:31- Enough now.

1:13:32 > 1:13:33- You are clown.

1:13:54 > 1:13:56- I'm sorry. She's a nice girl, Alex.

1:13:58 > 1:14:02- Well, anyway, never mind about me. - What about Cat?

1:14:03 > 1:14:04- Have you spoken to her?

1:14:04 > 1:14:05- Have you spoken to her?- - No.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08- She's not gone for good. - Don't be ridiculous.

1:14:09 > 1:14:12- I'm not so sure. She said - she'd leave if I ever did it again.

1:14:13 > 1:14:15- Look, I live with my parents. - It's no joke.

1:14:15 > 1:14:18- She won't be with them for long.

1:14:18 > 1:14:21- OK, so you made a mistake. - You have to start again.

1:14:22 > 1:14:26- Do you want a bottle of Pantyfedwen - apple cider made with real apples?

1:14:33 > 1:14:35- Merry bloody Christmas.

1:15:07 > 1:15:09- Merry Christmas, Mam.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11- Merry Christmas, Gwendraeth bach.

1:15:46 > 1:15:49- Have you heard anything?

1:15:49 > 1:15:50- No.

1:15:50 > 1:15:52- Oh, babes.

1:16:01 > 1:16:03- Hiya, boys. What's occurrin'?

1:16:03 > 1:16:06- Hiya, boys. What's occurrin'?- - It's our Christmas party.

1:16:06 > 1:16:08- We got a present for you.

1:16:08 > 1:16:10- Just a little something.

1:16:12 > 1:16:15- Oh, my God. That is beautiful.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19- Vintage train driver's hat. - Circa 1957.

1:16:19 > 1:16:20- No, 1956.

1:16:21 > 1:16:22- I have to go but thanks.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25- That's so nice of you. I love it.

1:16:27 > 1:16:31- I'll tell you again, it's 1957 - - you can tell by the braid.

1:16:31 > 1:16:36- Call yourself a trainspotter? - You know absolutely nothing.

1:16:45 > 1:16:48- He's a one, isn't he? - Merry Christmas.

1:16:48 > 1:16:50- Merry Christmas.

1:16:50 > 1:16:53- Well, made her day, that did.

1:16:53 > 1:16:57- Are you alright here for a minute? - I'm off to First Class.

1:16:57 > 1:17:00- By the way, - I've applied to go on Wife Swap.

1:17:00 > 1:17:03- On Channel 4. - But I don't have a wife.

1:17:03 > 1:17:06- So, I was thinking, would you...? - I'd pay you, like.

1:17:07 > 1:17:10- Reality Hughes. - Are you proposing to me?

1:17:10 > 1:17:14- No, I want someone to pretend - to be my wife for the programme.

1:17:15 > 1:17:17- So where's my Christmas kiss?

1:17:19 > 1:17:21- Merry Christmas.

1:17:23 > 1:17:24- Does that make me a lesbian?

1:17:24 > 1:17:25- Does that make me a lesbian?- - Yes.

1:17:26 > 1:17:28- This is your train manager speaking.

1:17:28 > 1:17:31- This train will shortly arrive - in Swansea.

1:17:32 > 1:17:37- On behalf of the crew, - may I wish you a Merry Christmas...

1:17:37 > 1:17:39- ..and a Happy New Year.

1:17:49 > 1:17:52- Have you seen - what the trainspotters gave me?

1:17:52 > 1:17:54- Nice. - You'll be wearing one for real soon.

1:17:55 > 1:17:57- I hope so. Are you OK?

1:17:58 > 1:17:59- Yes.

1:18:00 > 1:18:01- Merry Christmas.

1:18:01 > 1:18:02- Merry Christmas.- - Merry Christmas.

1:18:10 > 1:18:12- What's this one doing now?

1:18:13 > 1:18:14- You look amazing.

1:18:15 > 1:18:17- I made it. - I was up all night making it.

1:18:18 > 1:18:20- I look like a knob but I don't care.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22- I look like a knob but I don't care.- - Merry Christmas.

1:18:22 > 1:18:23- Merry Christmas.

1:18:30 > 1:18:32- Excuse me. - When's the last train to Cardiff?

1:18:45 > 1:18:47- Dadi!

1:19:03 > 1:19:04- Eluned.

1:19:05 > 1:19:07- Max?

1:19:07 > 1:19:08- Dad?

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