0:00:02 > 0:00:04No, Dad, I haven't seen the university yet.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Straight on, or left?
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Left, then right?
0:00:07 > 0:00:11No, no, don't put her on now, I'll talk to... Hi, Mum.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Jess, a minute ago you said right.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16No, lectures don't start till tomorrow.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- CARS HONK - Right, I can hear you!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21No. It looks very safe here. Of course.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24SATNAV: 'Keep left, keep left, keep left.'
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Can't we just ask someone for directions?!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Give me a minute, it's rebooting.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Oi!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Jack, thank you for doing this.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's fine, love.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Cos we're going to make this work, right?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yeah. Course we are.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07C'mon! I said I'd help you move in, not do it for you!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I know. We can do it later. We should eat something first.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Jess, we've got to unpack your stuff. You've got classes tomorrow. - Lectures!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Whatever! You need to get settled.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What if they all think I'm an English dickhead?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Stop worrying! I'll grab one of your 17 boxes of books.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Come on.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Leech! That's my dressing gown!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44There's no towels in there!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'll never be able to wear it again.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Wind your neck in, you won't catch anything! I dusted my furry bits with talc.- My talc?!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hi.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hi.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Hi. Chris Leech.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Um, I'm Jess. This is Jack.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, yeah. Our new roommate.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hi! I'm Sandie.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Hi.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Leech, this isn't over!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Aw, Leech!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'll get the rest of the stuff.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Eva, this is Jess, our new neighbour.
0:02:13 > 0:02:19- All right?- Hi. Um, I thought I was in there. Room J06.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I don't think so.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24OK...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Hey! Get off!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- My God! Jack! - Whoa!, it's all right! Calm down.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- What are you doing here?- No-one's in this room.- Er, yeah, someone is!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53The last person hasn't turned up yet, so...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- It's you, isn't it?- Yeah. - I'm leaving, OK?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59OK. Cool. Fantastic.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Could you turn around first?- What?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- My clothes are under the bed.- God.
0:03:10 > 0:03:16I'm eh... Danny, by the way, from next door.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- What? You live here!?- Whoa! Whoa!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Why are you here if you live next door?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I had a bit of an accident with my mattress.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You might have seen it outside there?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, yeah? I'm guessing you were totally sober?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30100%.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33All right?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Anyways. Sorry.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39See yas.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42What was that all about?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Enjoy this. It's beans and toast from now on!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I can cook, you know.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Well, I can learn!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Maybe you should get that Sandie to teach you. She seems friendly(!)
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oh, yeah?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06You can't force someone to be part of a cleaning rota!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- That's communism. - I'm not cleaning up your filth!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ah, you sound like my ma!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Are you using my toothbrush?- No. - The blue one, that one's yours?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Uh-huh.- Oh, never mind then.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Hey, you two, the taxi's on its way.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Where you off to? - Club in town. Yous coming?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Um, we'll chill here.- Last year a girl got off her box on Sambuca,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29climbed on top of the bar and got her baps out.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Ah, your hole.- Seriously, saw it online. Flopping about the place.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Jess, you have to come. It's the last freshers' night out and you've missed the others.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I know, but it's our last night together, so think we'll stay here.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- You sure?- Yeah, thanks though. Maybe next time.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56CLUB MUSIC
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You sure you're OK with this?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Yeah. You've got to get on with these people. Go on.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I'll bring 'em over.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Nice to see you with your clothes on.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, yeah, sorry about that. I'm not much of a drinker.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Really?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Keep the change, man.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You get the train and mummy and daddy can take us there, no problem.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You'll love it. And then...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Nightmare up there.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37ALL: Cheers!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45What?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01All right? I said, all right?!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Have I done you before?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Cos you look kind of familiar from the back.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yeah, no, that's cool.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- All right? I'm Conor. What's the... - Sorry, not interested.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Wait a second. I was just...
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Yeah, look, it's very flattering, but actually, I'm with someone so...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Well, you're not really my type either.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55But there's a whole football team over there, right?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57And if you don't get off with me,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01then they'll be lining up pestering you all night long.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Are you kidding me?- No.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07So you might as well save yourself a lot of bother and just kiss me now.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Oh, my God.- Never mind him, Jess. He's full of it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Who's your friend, Sandie? - Our new flatmate.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Looks like I'll be going home with you after all, eh?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Yep. Oh, my God!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- I know!- What, we live with him?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I don't get it. What do we need a cleaning rota for anyway?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Cleaning, boy! That's what humans do.- I am sweating like a bastard!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Classy.- Don't worry about cleaning.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- What we need to do is sort out a party.- What party?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- A house warming for tomorrow night! Now everyone's here.- Sounds good!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- If we have a party, we need a cleaning rota.- You coming, big man?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Won't be here. - Why? Where do you study?
0:07:49 > 0:07:50I don't.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Jack's a joiner.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Wanna start my own business. - Check you out!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Don't slag. He'll be the only one of us who has a job in three years!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Danny, dance floor. Girls, let's go. Come on!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- What can I get you?- Lemonade.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Again?- 'Scuse me?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- That's like the third time you've ordered that.- And?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's just a little weird. I keep giving you soft drinks,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- and you come back more hammered. - What you trying to say?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Nothing. Maybe someone's spiking your drink?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'd like to see them try.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I used to go out with a girl like you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I wanted a drink, not your life story.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Where's the accent from? - Derry. What about you?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Tyrone.- That makes sense.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Aye?- I used to go out with a twat from there.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49I'm Ed.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Good for you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yes, what can I get ya?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58It's shite out there, man!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Better clunge back in my old school, and it was all fellas.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Maybe you're not getting anywhere with the girls
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- cos everything you tell them is a massive lie.- Works for me.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I think Sandie's up for it, though. And that English bird.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12English has got a boyfriend.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Aye, for now.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What's he going to do anyway? Fly to Belfast every weekend for a ride?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Or try and scare off every lad she talks to?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22What's it to you, anyway? I already called her. And Sandie.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You two can double team Eva.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's only because she told you she'd snap your cock off
0:09:27 > 0:09:29if you came anywhere near her.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Do you need a piss?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37No.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Then why you here? - Cos we were talking.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Weirdo.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44What?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49What?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Jack! Here, we were only slagging.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah! Come on!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh. Wait, wait, wait. There you are! C'mon!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I think we should go.- What?- You've got to get your stuff unpacked.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I thought you wanted to come here?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I just want to get back. Spend some time together.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, I know. Me too. But we're having good craic.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, Jack. What's wrong?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Nothing. I just want to get back.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's been a long day, I'm shattered.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I know, but nothing a Jaegerbomb won't sort out.- Jess, I'm tired.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- C'mon, yous two! - See you back there.- Jack?!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Come on!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Sorry.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Hi, babe, it's me. Look, can you call me, please?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20So, where to now?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm not going home till I get my spuds drained!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25No sign of him, pet?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Oi! Where yous two going? - You're not invited.- House party!?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Whose party is it?!- It's mine.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ah. They're not invited.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37They're grand.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Yeah, well, you're paying for the taxi.- We'll split it.- Aw, whatever!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Jess!
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Give us two seconds, lads.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Jess, are you coming?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Argh. It's not like him to do this...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57He might have overheard Leech say some stuff.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00What kind of stuff?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I don't know, it was, it was just...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05What kind of stuff?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08About how it was weird that you'd brought your boyfriend with you
0:12:08 > 0:12:10and how it was going to work.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13You kidding me? How is that any of his business?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- It's not! We were just talking shite.- You as well?!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19God, no wonder he left!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Danny! You coming or what?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Hi, Vinny.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Here, don't mind him, he started a bit early on the Bucky.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Right, make yourself at home. OK? Follow me.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00King's lad, is it?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Do not leave me on my own.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Taxi! Taxi!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10You can't just flag them down.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Yeah, well in the real world, that's how taxis work.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Brilliant. A year of this to look forward to.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Why is everyone here so sarcastic all the time?- I'm trying to help.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- You've done enough.- What is your problem?! I'm sure Jack's fine.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- We broke up, all right?- What?
0:13:25 > 0:13:29The first time I applied here, Jack finished with me.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32But we got back in the summer because I convinced him we could make it work.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35And here I am. Great start.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I never should have come here.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Danny?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Danny?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Nice room.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Do you like Snow Patrol?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Seriously?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yeah, me neither.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- How does he do it, eh? - Never mind him.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46It's the whole sports angle. I'm going to join a gym tomorrow.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48If you want a girl, I can sort you out.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, serious?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54No, not like that! I mean, like, tips.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57What, you mean, like, you know, lots about pulling girls, do you?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01I know that if you want to get anywhere, all you have to do is ask questions.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Girls like that. - That's your advice? Ask questions?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Trust me. As long as you actually listen and convince them
0:15:07 > 0:15:10you're interested in what they're saying, you're home free.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Leech!- I'm listening. I'm listening.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Danny? What are you doing?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Will you shush? I'll take you back after this.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Danny?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Where are you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It isn't funny.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Hiya.- All right?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Having a good night?- Aye.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So tell me, what do you study?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19How'd you even know about this place?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I used to work here. Helping out with the stalls after school.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You know the best thing about it?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28The complete lack of security?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Makes all your problems go away. - Yeah, right.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I'm telling you.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35When you're on a ride, it's impossible to worry about a thing.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37So if you're from Belfast, how come you live in halls?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Long story.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42What you doing?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Trust me.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Danny?! Danny, I can't...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- What are you... Danny?! - Don't worry, you can trust me!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Danny, please!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Danny, stop it!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58What did you say your name is again?
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Ah, shit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03SCREAMING
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Make it stop!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What? I can't hear you.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Stop!
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Faster? It doesn't go any faster.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Ah, come on, Jess, don't tell me you're not enjoying it.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Hold on tight, Jess!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23SHE SCREAMS
0:17:34 > 0:17:36So, how long did you work here for?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Just during sixth year. The extra money came in handy.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- For the drinking fund?- Nah, just for helping out at home.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Proper mummy's boy, then? - Not as much as she would like.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I know the feeling.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I loved working in this place.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Except for the time I boked everywhere.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Like threw my ring.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I vomited.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh! Lovely(!)
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I think it was in that seat actually.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Aw, gross!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- What do you think? - Is that what I think it is?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What? You never tried it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Ah. Are you for real?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Seriously. Try it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27I've never had any complaints.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Right. I'll see ya.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38What are you doin'?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Come on... Please.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Open the door.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You can trust me.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I said, open it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Or what? What'll you do?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I said no.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Where you off to?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Halls. There's not much going on here really.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Not now Leech's got off with your woman?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- My woman?!- Looked like that from where I was standing.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- You keeping an eye on me, Sandie? - Get over yourself.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Look, if you've got a problem with me getting off...- No, I don't.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Really?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, why are you following me around then?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Look a bit like a stalker.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Hey, Eva. Bit of privacy, please.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Who the hell do you think you are? You really think you're God's gift, don't you?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You know what? I couldn't be bothered with this.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Oh, yeah. That's right, run away. You're pathetic.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You don't know anything about me.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I know that girl with Leech got off lucky.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Really?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Cos I suppose...
0:20:01 > 0:20:06a girl like you would never be seen dead with a guy like me?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Never.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14I didn't think so.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yous coming?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Yeah, yeah. We're heading back to halls.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What happened to your head?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Ah, nothing. I'm grand.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Seriously?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, that's how I spent my gap year.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Not travelling or anything fun.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Just working in a petrol station, studying to re-sit my A-levels.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Sounds like mad craic.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44What? A year living off reheated sausage rolls?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47What made you want to study here in the first place?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Don't know. That big stretch of water between me and my parents?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Also my sisters all went to uni back home. So there are fewer comparisons this way.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Like the further you are away from home,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00then the easier it is to pretend you're someone else?
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- Sounds stupid.- I'm the one who thought moving up the road to halls would change my life.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Well, maybe it will.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11That girl, in the club, the one I was...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13What? Hiding from?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah. Her.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17"Burnt Mattress" lady.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I got a bit out of my depth. So I can relate.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22That's the thing about Belfast.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27You're never that far away from someone who knows the person you're trying not to be.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Danny, thanks for this.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's OK.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I should...
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- What are you doing?- Sorry, I...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I've got a boyfriend!
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I know! I'm sorry.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Jess! Jess, I'm sorry!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Shit.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I thought you were comin' to mine?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10No, you're too drunk.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I'm fine. Come on.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Maybe some other time.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30She's paying.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Morning.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'll make toast, if you want some.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44No, you're all right. Maybe later.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Thanks though.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- You have fun last night? - Ah, you know. It was all right.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- Thanks for unpacking my stuff. - Don't worry about it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Jack, I'm sorry about... - Like I said. Don't worry about it.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Call me when you get back, yeah? - Yeah.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42And I'll, um, I'll book my flights when my loan comes through.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Or you can come here first, if you want.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Jess.- About what the boys said last night.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51This isn't about last night.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- This is the start of something for you.- Jack, don't...
0:24:57 > 0:25:00We've both moved on. You know that.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's for the best.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Hey.- Mornin'.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Don't have those online yet?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I wish. This one cost £50.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Does it at least have the answers at the back?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- What, for Law? - Are you doing Law? So's Eva.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Eva!?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Yeah, I know.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37About last night...
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Danny...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41It was just that, with all the lights, and the music...
0:25:41 > 0:25:44It was confusing and after a few beers, I got swept up in it all.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46It was a stupid mistake.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51- We can still be friends. - Yeah. Friends.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Cool. I was going to go for a coffee, if you want to...
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Um, thanks, but I don't want to be late on the first day.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Did you find Jack OK?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Yeah. He left this morning.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It's over.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I'm sorry.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18There's no way you brought your woman back last night. She was out of it!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19I did. I got back home this morning!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Leech, I really hope you didn't. She was way too drunk.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Course I did. You just don't tell a wolf not to feed.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- You're sick in the head.- House party was good craic, then?- Nah.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- You didn't miss much. - Ours will be better tonight, eh?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Another party? Seriously? - Oh, it was your idea!
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Oh, aye, a wee do for Jess. - Ah, he's nice really.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Maybe your woman'll come. - Gagging for some Leech.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Yeah, doesn't seem right, does it?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- So everyone's slagging me now?- No!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Ach, man up, would ye? - Aw. Don't yous two start.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- She won't shut her beak! - That's cos you're lying! PHONE RINGS
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- I'm telling you, I smashed her back doors in!- Disgusting.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- I'm sure you did, Leechy boy. - I did, boy. I'm telling ya.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02I gave it to her.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Mum? What are you doin' here? - I came to see where you live.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34You brought strangers back and one stole my laptop!
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Mum? Are you there? If you're there please just pick up the phone.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40You know anything about stolen laptops?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Sorry, can't help you, big man.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- He's got our gear. - And we'll get it back.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45How are you going to do that?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47What is that?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Come on, guys. Move. Move.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51I'm tired of excuses.
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