Episode 4

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0:00:03 > 0:00:04You!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07You're the psycho that wrecked my phone!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09You had your stomach pumped.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11I'm giving it up. I promise.

0:00:11 > 0:00:16No more promises! I can't be here. Not until you sort yourself out!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Want to dance?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23What happened with us was a one-off.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25It will happen again.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Because you like it.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Sooner or later you'll come looking for it. It's just who you are.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Justin!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Oh!- Sorry!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- You're back!- Yep.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58And me ma's stashed six packets of black pudding in me bag,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01so if anyone's hungry!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I didn't know what had happened to you.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yeah, I just had a few things on back home, you know.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11So, what are you up to today?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I've got the match.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, yeah, of course!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'll come cheer you on. We all will.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Oh, yeah, if you fancy it.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah, definitely. Great stuff.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'll spread the word.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hi.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hi! How's it going, all right?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Sorry, what's your name? Ow!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You've cracked that three days in a row now!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, what will we actually do today? Will we actually leave the room?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Go to one of those lectures everyone's been talking about?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Wait until this ends.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Technically speaking, I kind of invited myself.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Do you think that was a bad move?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- No.- Do you think it was a good move?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Do you want to go to the match? - Yes.- Then it was a good move.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- I think he was going to ask me. - Then what are you worried about?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Go to the match, and see how it goes.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25And, look, I'm sure if he wasn't into you,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27he would have tried to persuade you not to come.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah, yeah.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31You coming, Eva?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Where?- This match. - Are you taking the piss?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I think it's going to be a great night.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39McCann'll be there too, so it'll be perfect.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Why is that perfect?- I thought you were going out with him.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- What? Look, we just...- Shagged.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46They just shagged.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Something you'll do in about ten years' time

0:02:48 > 0:02:51on your very special wedding night.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55What's up with him these days?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Fancy grabbing breakfast? We've got time before class.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I can't. I said I'd meet the lads.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13What lads?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You know, Conor and McCann.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, sure, I'll come. Where are you meeting them?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Uh, they said they'd text.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's a football thing. You'd be bored and stuff.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, OK.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Sorry.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I mean, definitely next time, yeah? - Yeah.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm not saying this'll definitely happen again,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39or that I don't want it to happen again, or that I do...

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Sounds good to me.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55All right?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Haven't seen you since the success that was the mystery tour.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10I've been doing some work actually. For a change. You?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Same. Well, I was.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Now I get to start an eight-hour shift in the bar.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- What you up to today?- Match.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Ah, the big game. Fancy your chances, do you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Always.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Is everyone on the team this cocky? Just the captain?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Not cocky, just confident.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31How hard can it be? You just pick the bloody thing up.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Play yourself, do you?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Just saying. Not rocket science, is it?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Fancy telling that to the lads? - All right, ladies?

0:04:41 > 0:04:42I'll catch you's later.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- When d'you get back?- This morning.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- And has she mentioned me? - Who?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Jess. She wants me, man, I'm telling you!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yeah, right.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- You're getting laid, aren't you? - What's that got to do with you?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Judging by the face on you, you're not.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04You didn't nail blondie! What is wrong with you lad? It was a cert!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11There! Let that shut you up.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Did not think Barbie had it in her.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Jeez, so it's true what they say about the rich ones being dirty, huh?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23What did you just do, you plonker!?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26For the wank bank, kid!

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Nutter.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34- JESS:- I'll see you later.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Hiya!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Sorry, you were in another world.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48I was listening to a bit of Holmes, makes me zone out.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I haven't seen you much recently. Everything OK?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Fine. Just... stuff to do, you know.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Well, if ever you want some company

0:05:59 > 0:06:02while you do your stuff, then I'm around.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'll keep it in mind.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Um, so what you doing now?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Now?- Yeah. - Er, Film Club.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, you're in a film club?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Well it's not so much a club,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16it's just me watching movies on my laptop.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19So, is there room for new members in this club?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21You want to join?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah. Sign me up.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sweet!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- You're in.- Cool.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30So, what are we watching?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'll give you a clue.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Phone home!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38ET, really?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41What do you mean really? It's a masterpiece!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I mean, it's good and everything.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45But it's not exactly Sense And Sensibility.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Prepare to eat your words.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- What's up, lads?- What's up?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Tell me, Leech,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59what was it like growing up in the projects of Portadown?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- What's happening?- Just wondering what the plans are for tonight?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06We plan on ripping Coleraine a new one, and celebrating like legends.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You should come watch.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sounds good, sounds good. Count me in.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12No acting the bollocks though.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Wouldn't miss it. And then a session after? See ya!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26LAPTOP BEEPS

0:08:37 > 0:08:40MCCANN: You shouldn't have done that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- How are you, Sandie? Going to the match?- Yep.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Make sure you bring Jess, yeah?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Is that the girl from our site? - What?- Nothing.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Bus leaves in an hour, yeah?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53OK. I'll see you then.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yeah, we all seen you, love!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57LAUGHTER

0:08:57 > 0:08:59DANNY: Just admit it!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00No. You did not win, Danny!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Jess, you were crying like a baby! - They tried to kill him!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Elliott wanted to stop them, but they wouldn't listen.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- I want to hear you say it, Green. - No.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Say it.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12All right. ET is a classic.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- And?- Spielberg's a genius.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18But now you have to read Sense And Sensibility.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- OK, that's never going to happen! - What's happening?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Hi, Danny's been lecturing me on classic films.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Has he now? Well, if it's films you're on about,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27you should've come to me.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I have the entire Die Hard boxset.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35So, going to the match?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Um, no, I don't think so. - Ah, come on. You'll love it.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- I don't even know the rules. - Help me out here.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- You should go, if you want to. - You should go too.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Nah, you're all right. - All right, Shams?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Conor, lad, tell this young one to be our good luck mascot.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51You're coming. We can't have Coleraine outnumbering us. Danny?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Nah, it's sweet. I've stuff to do.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- All right.- OK!- Jess.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22KNOCK AT DOOR

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Would it help if I said you look fit in it?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Go away, Leech!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Look what they've said about me.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Why did he do this to me?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You're sure it was Conor?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15I'm just saying. It doesn't seem like something he'd do though, does it?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- He had the photo on his phone. - Fair point.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21'It's Conor, leave a message.'

0:11:25 > 0:11:26I thought it was perfect.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31And we didn't even, we didn't even do anything.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mm-hmm.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35I thought that was his way of saying that I was special.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42You really like him then.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Now he makes me out to be some campus slut.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51Look, fellas do the weirdest things just to try and be one of the lads.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07There. It's gone.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09What?

0:12:14 > 0:12:15How the hell did you do that?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17You know I can't tell you that, now.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Right.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Where are you going? - The match.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29But, but I took it down. I, I sorted it.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31He still has the photo on his phone.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34# You're in love with him

0:12:34 > 0:12:36# He's got money

0:12:36 > 0:12:38# I got none

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# But I'm funny

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# I won't make you cry... #

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Conor!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- What are you doing back here? - Why did you do it?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Do what?- Oh, come on!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54What are you talking about?

0:12:54 > 0:12:58That picture you took, on the Gaelic team's website!

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- It was you!- What? No!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Conor, you coming, mate?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Look, I don't have time for this.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Where are you going? You have to delete that picture off your phone!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sandie, I've got the match to play!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Where've you been? - Absolute hell!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- So, what's that for, then?- Drinking.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Apparently it makes you feel better.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Amateurs. Absolute amateurs.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Right, get up. Let's go.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Why? - Do you want to feel better or not?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Come on, get up.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- What are you doing? - Shut up and go keep an eye out!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55You see, this is why guys are dicks, because girls - psychos!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Ssh!- Hurry up!

0:14:16 > 0:14:18PHONE BEEPS

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Coleraine are a bunch of wankers! - Shut up!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33It's an Irish thing, you wouldn't get it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35They expect a bit of this. Watch this.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Coleraine! Coleraine! You sheep shagging...

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ah, shit, what rhymes with Coleraine?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Don't worry, I've got a better one.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Your cheese is shit! - Shut it!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49All right. OK. OK. Just trying to liven things up a bit.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Sorted?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Are you all right? Leech told me about the photo.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- He's seeing someone else. - Are you really surprised?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02This is Conor we're talking about.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Good block, McCann!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yeah! Get in there!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Do you think we know her?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Sandie, don't do this to yourself, it's not worth it.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25How long do you think he's been seeing her?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Who cares? Forget about him, honestly.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Did you know?- What?! No.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm not even sure I know what yous are talking about.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Sandie, where are you going?

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Over! Yeah, get in there! Go on, McCann.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- TOWEL SNAPS - Wooo!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I heard that!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I just don't trust him. Do you know why? White socks.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24He wears white socks. Have you seen them?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Please stop talking. - I have a theory about white socks.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Say white socks one more time, I swear.- Sorry.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I'm killing the craic here, I might just go home.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Do you mind?- Course I mind!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's not helping. You said it'd make me feel better.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Look at me, I'm drunk and more depressed

0:16:39 > 0:16:41than I was before I started drinking.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- That's because we haven't done it yet.- Done what?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46The thing that's going to make us feel good.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ta-dah!

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Trust me.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Well, if it isn't the man of the match!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Looking sharp.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Not even trying, mate.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Is Sandie here?

0:17:22 > 0:17:27She took off after the match. So, you coming down the Boat House to celebrate?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Ah, I don't know.- What?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yous are in the final!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33It's not exactly the All-Ireland, Leech.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38No, but to look at your beak, you'd think you'd just buried your ma!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Listen, Sandie'll forget it, right.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Go on.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Right. This wolf is ready to eat.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Oh. I'm so sorry.- Sandie?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, sorry, Justin. Hi.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- You all right?- Um, yeah, just seriously need to wise up.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49I'm acting like a complete psycho over a fella.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Know the feeling.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- You on your own? - Yeah, but I'm just leaving.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- The others aren't here? - No. They're over at the Boat House.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05You should come over later if you're free.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Just finished a shift there. - OK. See you later.- See you later.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Is it supposed to feel like this?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51How do you feel?

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Like everything's looking at me. - You mean everyone.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57No. I mean everything.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Relax, Danny.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04You're so wound up the pill hasn't even had a chance to work yet.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I can't help it.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Must get it from my mum.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11She's a worrier.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17A worrier and an alcoholic?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Must be good craic at your house.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Look, I'm just saying.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27One phone call and you're out the door, heading home.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28We don't see you for days.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31You come back looking like shit, by the way.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33That's not true.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37I've heard you in the middle of the night, talking to her on the phone.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41And for the record, she shouldn't be drinking and dialling, you should.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43You're the eighteen year old.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Well, go tell me I'm wrong?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Nope.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57And if it's any consolation, I think your E's kicked in.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03OK, your turn.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05My turn for what?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09To say why you're the way you are.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Wise up, Danny.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, I forgot. Eva doesn't share.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Eva doesn't do sob stories. There's a difference. - You think I'm a sob story?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Look, you just worry. Whereas I choose not to. OK?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, but why don't you care?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Look, can we not play this game now, please?- What game?

0:21:26 > 0:21:32- The whole "I've got a sadder story than you" game. - I wasn't playing that game!

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Jesus, Eva, you can really be lousy sometimes, you know that?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36All I was doing...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38My sister killed herself.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49That's why I don't play this game. Because I usually win.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Where'd you disappear to?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Just went to clear my head.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Well you haven't missed anything. In fact, I'm going to take off.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- No craic celebrating when you didn't actually do anything. You coming? - No, I'm going to stay.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Sure you're OK?

0:22:55 > 0:22:59You know, I think we should celebrate on our own. Do you want to go back to yours?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Not enjoy yourself the last time, no?

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Yeah, all right.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14It wasn't me. It was McCann's idea of a joke. But it's down now.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Come on. Have a drink.- And what? Just forget it ever happened?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Vodka and orange, please.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29- Sandie, I know you think it's a big deal but if you ignore it, everyone else will. Believe me.- Ignore it?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Yeah, I've noticed that's the way you like to deal with things, Conor.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Come on, you guys, why don't you just have a ride and make up?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Take another picture while you're in there.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You told them we slept together.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Let me guess, that photo was proof that Conor's one of the lads?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Can we talk about this later?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56No, come on. Was it good?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Bet you really gave it to me, didn't you?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02It's funny, because the way I remember it,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I really wanted to, and you said no.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Why was that, Conor?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Least I know who I am.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Not sure you can say the same.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27This isn't good.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31You're coming down. It won't last.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Promise?- Promise.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37- Eva.- Yes?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Please don't make me do this again.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46I'm going to die alone!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51- What are you talking about? - I'm going to die alone! - You're 18 years old!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54So, I'm going to sleep alone. Same thing.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Well...

0:26:00 > 0:26:01..stay here?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24You are so sexy.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Can I take a picture of you?- What?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34It's not for the team, like. It's just for me.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Get off me!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43All right?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44All right.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48- What you doing?- Nothing. You?- Nothing.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Sweet.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56She's an eager one. I'll give her that.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58MUSIC: "Shake It Out" by Florence + The Machine

0:26:58 > 0:27:00# And every demon wants his pound of flesh

0:27:00 > 0:27:05# But I like to keep some things to myself

0:27:05 > 0:27:09# I like to keep my issues drawn

0:27:09 > 0:27:13# It's always darkest before the dawn

0:27:13 > 0:27:18# And I've been a fool and I've been blind

0:27:18 > 0:27:22# I can never leave the past behind

0:27:22 > 0:27:26# I can see no way, I can see no way

0:27:26 > 0:27:31# I'm always dragging that horse around

0:27:31 > 0:27:36# Our love is pastured Such a mournful sound

0:27:36 > 0:27:41# Tonight I'm going to bury that horse in the ground

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# Cos I like to keep my issues drawn

0:27:45 > 0:27:48# But it's always darkest before the dawn

0:27:48 > 0:27:53# Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, oh, woah. #

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