0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Come on, ya good thing!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Can we not play this game now, please? What game?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16The whole "I've got a sadder story than you" game.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Cos I usually win. My sister killed herself.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Eva, it's not your fault.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Man, you have no standards. I've standards!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Fellas do the weirdest things just to try and be one of the lads.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I don't need a stalkin' bunny boiler on my case all night!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Ooh, Leech has grown a pair!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39THEY LAUGH
0:00:39 > 0:00:40That's piss?!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It's over, Chris. It doesn't have to be.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46There's nothing going on with me and McCann.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48She's an eager one, I'll give her that.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I just think you can do better. What, like you?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Sorry I waited so long.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00What happened with us was a one-off.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02It will happen again. It's just who you are.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06LEECH: Man, I'm serious.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08(We need to get a week of gang-bangs and everything.)
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I wish I could just be with you...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17You're not on your own.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20You're stuck with me now.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41OK, OK, got it! And action!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Welcome to our new house!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Eva, jump in! Danny, get Eva. Eva! Say something.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Shove that in my face and I'll shove it up your hole.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54MUSIC: "I Will Wait" by Mumford & Sons
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Conor, come back! Yes, lad!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Conor, come back! I've got a load of drink!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yes, lad! Yes, lad!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ah, it's good to be back.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Boy, two months of taking orders off my old man,
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I couldn't wait to get out.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Wait until you see the new gaff, it's going to be a complete skank den.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33All kinds of crazy - know why? Cos we're second years now,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35and that means the prey just became the predator.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39What the hell are you on about? First years, lad! Fresh meat!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE SNIFFS I can smell it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43They're all going to be at the party
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and I'm going to ride the hole off meself.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Here, did you bring the poteen?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50There you are now.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Same again for table four. Now.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Eh, I think you'll find I'm your boss. So you do what I say.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Not for much longer.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Jess, how many times - not in the workplace.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01That's it. Get it all out of your system,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03because in 20 minutes, I'll be out of here
0:03:03 > 0:03:05and you'll still be pulling pints for pricks in suits.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Sticking round for a drink, though, yeah? Why?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Leaving do. In your honour. Not that you deserve it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Sorry, no can do.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You know, I remember when you used to be a bit of craic.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17That's funny, cos I don't remember you ever not being a knob.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Right.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Sandie Morrow on wheels, eh? Belfast beware!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23THEY LAUGH How are you? Ah!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I take it you won't want lifts to training, then?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Now, I didn't say that.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Ha! Well, this is the highlight of my summer.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34What? No handsome lads in Coleraine for you to be throwing yourself at?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35I don't do that.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39You mean, after this, you just couldn't love again - is that it?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42No. I mean I've never been that drunk again.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Well, you never know what's going to happen this year, Sands.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53KNOCK ON DOOR Yo!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Can I come in or are you having a wank?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Here, have a look at this stuff we shot.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02It's for my short-film project.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04So, what, are yous, like, married now?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Can you put that back, please?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12So, how was summer in the shaft? Did I miss any good riots?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13No, it was kind of quiet.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Actually, it was nice having the place to ourselves.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Erm, what's this?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh, we did Electric Picnic. You went without me?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25We got tickets last-minute.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Look, if it's any consolation, it was amazing.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Aw(!) Bite me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32So what do you say we celebrate the fact that I'm back
0:04:32 > 0:04:33and we go get shitfaced?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'm busy. Come on, there's loads of us going to Velvet.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39You should come. Me and Jess have this stuff to shoot tomorrow,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42and she's going to be home soon, so... So what?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Hey, you're home.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Mmm-hmm. Last shift done!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Hey, can I borrow this? Sweet!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Yeah...you're welcome. Thanks.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, my God, I've missed her(!)
0:04:53 > 0:04:55DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Why do we have a painting by a two-year-old on the wall?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Eh...I bought that. Well, it has to go.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What's going on? Sandie's called a house meeting.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Already?! Sweet. What are you at?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Spreading the word about this party tonight.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Who you texting? No-one.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Just stuck it on Twitter.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Right, folks!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Thought we could toast the new house.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's supposed to be good luck or something. Aw...thank you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Why does it feel like day one in the Big Brother house?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Bagsy I'm first to walk.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24More like first one to stick a wine bottle up your...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I think it's a great idea. Go on, Sandie.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Right, well, here's to the new house, and to a new term...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33and new beginnings!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Aw. Wahey.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh, and I forgot to say, if we can just, em,
0:05:37 > 0:05:40try and keep the place clean and tidy, then that would be...
0:05:42 > 0:05:44To second year! Go hard or go home!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45To first-year fannies!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Fannies? I'll get that. He's turning me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Ah, Leech, ye hallion!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57You've just moved in, so I'll just say my piece and go, OK?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK? Who are you? I'm Shelia.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I know there'll be parties and noise.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I know at least two of your mates will think
0:06:03 > 0:06:07it's hilarious to wear traffic cones on their heads and stagger down
0:06:07 > 0:06:10the street singing The Fields Of bloody Athenry
0:06:10 > 0:06:13at the top of their voice. I can deal with that. I have done for years.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Just do me the courtesy of ending it by 1:30,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18otherwise I'll end it myself.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm a reasonable woman - just don't rip the arse out of it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24MUSIC BLARES
0:06:24 > 0:06:26ALL: Woo!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Let's this party started, argh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Leech! I knew you were up to something. This ends now.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ah, it's only getting started!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38No parties, Leech! That was the rules.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I don't want to lose my deposit because of you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You won't, I swear. It's only a couple of hours,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44then we're all going out somewhere afterwards.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45GLASS SMASHES
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oi, Leech, man! Nice party, mate.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Right, let's go!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55EXCITED SCREAMS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Here, are yous first years? Yeah.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You got any gear on the go at this thing or what?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, aye, oh, aye, what do you want? What are you after?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Blow, Es, whatever, like. Surprise me.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'll see what I can do.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Well, here, if you get us it for free, Sam here might even ride you!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16SHE LAUGHS
0:07:20 > 0:07:22You going to come down any time soon?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26In a bit. Just want to be sure everything's set for tomorrow.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, well, I can keep you company if you like?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I don't know. It could be a bit distracting.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Yeah, you're probably right. All right, I'll leave you to it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Hmm, hold on, I was just about to take a break.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51COMPUTER BEEPS
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Erm, Danny, is that supposed to happen?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It'll be fine. No, no, no, I think you should have a look.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02No, no, no! Ooh.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04No, no. Don't be doing that!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Aw, please, please, please. What's happened?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09The hard drive's just packed in! It's died on me.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I've lost everything.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14MUSIC CONTINUES
0:08:14 > 0:08:16DOOR BUZZES
0:08:19 > 0:08:20How's it going?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24What's keeping you?! I've been waiting in the taxi.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Well, it takes time to look this good!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Where are you off to? Out.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32(I've been trying to call you.)
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hurry up.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hey! What about this party?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43What about it? Look, it's Justin's last night, I have to go out.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Even if I am rippin' he's getting out of this place for good.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Justin! Justin!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What's going on?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Go back inside. You leaving?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah. I am.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Where?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07States, all right?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13That's all I get? You weren't even going to tell me?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I thought we were doing good, weren't we?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Aye. We were.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Then what's this about? Conor. It's over.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Coming to get your gay on at Velvet, Conor?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33ENGINE STARTS
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I told you we should have got drunk earlier on!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Hey, where you heading? For skunk and more drink!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50We're sobering up! I can get you skunk!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Aye, whatever(!) You said that an hour ago.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Carly?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57H-How's it going?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Good. Just finished work.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Free burritos, perks of the job. Aw, class...
0:10:08 > 0:10:09BOTTLE CLINKS
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Sounds like she's in full swing, mate.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Aye. Christening the new gaff.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16What are yous at?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Going home to kick someone's ass at Call of Duty.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Ah, you play, do you? Shane's a programmer.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Sorry, Shane, this is Chris - I mean, Leech.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31All right? Aye, I think I seen yous in the Boathouse before.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK, well, have a good one, mate.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Nice one. Take her handy.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Did you see the state of them? I mean, how sad can you get?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55And you know what? If she thinks I still feel guilty, I don't!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I mean, I tried to apologise. She wouldn't listen.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02So if you think about it, she's the one that should feel like shit.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And what's she doing with that prick and his big...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07big...man hands?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You're welcome to her, mate.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12You want to take that on, you're more than welcome.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Can I ask you something, mate?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Go ahead.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Have you ever fucked up the best thing that happened to you?
0:11:32 > 0:11:37I mean...I could be myself with her, you know?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Do you know what I mean?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Jesus, lad, grow a pair, would you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Yeah. I sound like a wee girl, eh? What's in that stuff anyway?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You need to man up. (Yeah.)
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Here, I might check the party across the road - fancy it?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Game tomorrow, but I'll catch you later.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21We're at maximum capacity. Try across the street!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Leech! End this now!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Conor, we've got to stop this!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32It's not my problem. They're pulling the house apart!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Conor! What's wrong?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39What'd I say to you? Get out of here!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Just take your booze and buzz off!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43You should have stayed at the party.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I just have to pick up my spare hard drive.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I wanted to come. Anyway, I brought the party with us.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52HE LAUGHS
0:12:52 > 0:12:55OK, well, once I grab this, we can head back and celebrate, all right?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Mmm-hmm. Sounds like a plan.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I thought you'd be celebrating your freedom with the ones from the bar?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04You trying to get rid of me? No chance!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Here, guess what happened this day last year?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12What?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15You crash-landed in Belfast and met me.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Oh, God, you're right.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Happy anniversary!
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Kind of.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Happy kind of anniversary!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36MUSIC: "Don't You Worry Child" by Swedish House Mafia
0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK, so spit the bricks.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You've had a face on you for weeks, who is he?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Don't know what you're on about.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Really? So it's nothing to do with
0:13:47 > 0:13:49the guy whose calls you've been ignoring?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51He's killing my buzz and I don't even know him.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52It's no-one.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03OK, someone was messing me about, it's fine now.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I've ended it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Good. I thought you were having second thoughts about leaving.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You joking? Can't wait to get away from you.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Piss off now if you like?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I'm messing. Just realised it's time for a change.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18That's all.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Know what you need? Some shots!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I'm sorry, OK? Conor...
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I know why you're doing this.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Because I disappeared home for the summer without you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42You think I'm leaving to get revenge?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I couldn't come back, OK? It's not that easy.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I said I was sorry, you don't have to go.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51It's too late! Why can't you get that?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You haven't been able to tell anyone about us.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Your friends, your housemates.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You made me lie to one of my best friends!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Give me another chance, please?
0:15:08 > 0:15:13All right. You want another chance? Go tell Eva about us.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15She's over there.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26You don't know what you want.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Leech, speak up, I can't hear you. Where the hell are you?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Eh...I had to nip out for a bit. Where are you?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm trying to find Conor.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Right, big lad. What's the craic?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Bang-on house party, isn't it?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46What do you mean, nip out? Where are you?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Party across the road. Well, if you're not in the house,
0:15:49 > 0:15:50then who's minding it?
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Leech? Leech?! SHOUTING
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Where are all the taxis?!
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Wah! What are you doing?!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I thought you were trying to attack me!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10I was seeing if you were OK. Look, sorry I bothered you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I can't find my friend.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17My house is being trashed because of my stupid housemate.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Right.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Come on. What? You look as though you need a drink.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I don't even know you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Suit yourself. But for what it's worth, if you can't find
0:16:30 > 0:16:32your friend, he probably doesn't want to be found.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36And if your housemate doesn't give a toss, why should you?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Good luck, yeah?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Wait!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52OK, I'm not sure what's happening here.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'm getting you that drink.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57OK, thank you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:08(Sam? Samantha?)
0:17:08 > 0:17:11(Sam? Saman...?)
0:17:30 > 0:17:32All right, Leech? Long time, no see.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38OK, are we done torturing me yet?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I'm just pointing out your good qualities, that's all.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43That I cried over a dog?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47No, that you're very loyal. And his heart's easily broken.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Erm, let me get these.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Leave it, Jess. I'll do it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Right, it's working.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'll grab the spare duvet down for you.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58It's OK, we're up early. We have to head back.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Sure, I'll bring it down anyway.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04What do you reckon?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07No, Danny. You said we could go to the party!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11It's probably died a death. We can get a taxi back in the morning.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14What about my leaving do? That'll still be going. You promised.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Look, you go.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I want to get some proper sleep so I'm ready for the morning.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23No, cos now I feel bad...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Well, don't. Honestly.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's your party, go enjoy it.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Won't your mum mind? Leave her to me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Go. OK. Have a drink.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Touch it. No, I'm all right!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Go on. I'm fine, seriously.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Probably best. She doesn't really like strangers.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Do you, Brian? B-B-B-Brian? Especially snooping little bastards
0:18:46 > 0:18:48that should have learned their lesson last year.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Because we know what happens then, don't we, Brian?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56SHE VOMITS No!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Dirty bitch! Sorry...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You're not the reason I'm going.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29If anything, you were probably the only reason I stayed this long.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I can't wait around for ever.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Stay.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I love you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Me staying won't help you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Look after yourself, OK?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00THEY CHAT
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I c-could not believe it, man...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04It was just something that would happen...
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Any margaritas left?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08ALL: Hey!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12I was wondering when you were going to turn up. Get the lady a drink.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13See. Told you you couldn't stay away.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Hey, here.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32What?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I can't work you out.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37What do you mean?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40You're like the saviour of hopeless cases.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43First you help me and then you pour tea all night
0:21:43 > 0:21:45for the drunks of Belfast.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Why do you care?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Well, why do you care?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I don't pour tea for drunk people.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57No. But you spend all night looking for a mate
0:21:57 > 0:21:58just cos you think he might need you.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's pretty common.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02I don't know...
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Music, right? What?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10You're a music student? Am I right?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Accountancy.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh, aye, cos you do something really exciting?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Final-year medicine. You're a doctor?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I'm doing re-sits at the minute, but...
0:22:23 > 0:22:24..I could save your life.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27That's...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29That's pretty average. Oh! Is that right?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Yeah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53How was that? Was that, eh...average?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Erm... I hope your mate's OK.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Thanks.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Right, get in, get out, before Conor gets up here.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Be really quick, cos he could come up here and scoop us.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23What are yous doing?! We know you've got rocket fuel up here.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's not yours! Relax your kacks, will you?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28You're the one stashing drink. That's bad craic, man.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32It's not your drink, you ballbag - is there something wrong with you?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Anything, man? Nothing, mate!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Full of books...
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Sweet.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53What's that?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Look at that.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Aw, man. This..
0:24:09 > 0:24:10..is too good.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I fucked it up, lad.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03CHEERING
0:25:07 > 0:25:08She's cut the power!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Hey!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17What are you playing at? Look.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20You could have had a drug-fuelled orgy for all I care.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I just asked for it to be over by now.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24And what, we have to do what you say?!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I'm here 30 years, you've been here two minutes.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29If you don't like it, move.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Why? So a mad old bitch like you can get her way?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Oh, dear. Are you the sad, lonely one of the group?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, really, and where's all your family?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Or did everyone go and die just to get away from you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Listen to me, you wee culchie...
0:25:46 > 0:25:47I'm not afraid of you!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Who are you calling a culchie? I'm from Derry!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Just saying what I see.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05ALL: Wahey!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22You know...
0:26:22 > 0:26:25I know why you're really leaving this place.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Uh, is it because you've been coming on to me all summer? No.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34It's because you're scared of what will happen to us if you stay.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36You think you're so irresistible, don't you?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Look, Danny's a nice guy, brilliant, good for him, but...
0:26:45 > 0:26:46I know he doesn't.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Wait, so now you know how I feel?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Wow, it must be amazing, being you(!)
0:26:52 > 0:26:54OK. Tell me it's not true, then.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Tell me you're happy and I'll leave it.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00I'll back off.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04It's not true.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Really?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Mmm-hmm.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16That's what I thought.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22MUSIC: "Only God" by Little Rivers
0:27:41 > 0:27:43KNOCK ON DOOR
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Conor?
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Conor?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Please. Let me in.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Is it true?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Conor Martin, putting the gay in GAA!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29THEY LAUGH
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I didn't even get his name, never mind his number.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Bet you I never see him again.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Bet you any money.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Did Jess not come home last night?
0:28:36 > 0:28:38We have to get this place sorted or we're out on our ears!
0:28:38 > 0:28:40That mad out bitch called the peelers on me last night!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43She pays up, we'll say no more about it.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Jess, I've lost everything. Of course I need you.
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