0:00:01 > 0:00:03This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05You were using me to make that girl jealous.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Look, how about me and you head out sometime?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Yeah, sure, sounds good.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12This was a mistake. Sorry about this morning.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I had this idea about zombies.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Eva will do it, won't you?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Me and Justin, you were going to find out sooner or later,
0:00:21 > 0:00:22I should have handled it better.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Yeah, maybe you need to man up.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26All right, come on, let's do this! Conor!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29It's going to be OK.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44MUSIC: "Yeah Yeah" by Willy Moon
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Amateur.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59KNOCK AT DOOR
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hello. Yeah? I'm editing.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I know, I know, your big premiere tomorrow.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06So, give us a sneak peek. No spoilers.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Eva, did you kidnap our neighbour's dog? No!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Take the dog home, Eva.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15But it'll... I'm being serious! Take it home.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Sheila!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48MUSIC ON RADIO: "Candy" by Robbie Williams
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Morning!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Is that for me? Mm-hm.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, here, thank you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00He'll want to have some fun now he's back.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03And "fun" is Sandie speak for?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Just to show Conor
0:02:04 > 0:02:07that nothing's changed and we're all still there for him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Seriously though, Sandie,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11a "Congratulations You're Gay But Not Paralysed" party?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13It's the thought that counts.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oi! That's for Danny.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Eva! What is that mutt doing here? Eh, he has a name.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Uh, You can't call a dog Bong. What's it to you?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24It can't stay!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's not my fault dusty vag across the street isn't home.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29What was I supposed to do? Jess, tell her!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You know I think I've got allergies! Yeah, go, tell me, Jess.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Made good time, so.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Huh? You know...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Just keep your head down and get on with your studies - same as ever.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Maybe a few less nights out on the lash
0:02:54 > 0:02:57with your cousin as well, eh? Dad.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58I'm only saying.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02When I was your age, I had you and your mother to look after.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I know.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05There we are.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Remember to phone your mother.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Will do.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Have none of you seen my phone?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's your own fault for falling asleep on the step last night.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27I'd have to lose it now! I'm supposed
0:03:27 > 0:03:30to be getting my hole off Sam tonight! On your first date?!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Of course. Aye right, when?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Dunno, she said she'd text.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Weren't you wearing that dress last night, Sandie?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sandra Dee, you dirty stop out!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39We just went dancing!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42And Luke's knows the DJ so obviously there was an after party.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ooh-ooh! It's not like that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48I mean, we've only been on a few dates, it's no big deal.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52So, we have a dog now? Conor! Welcome home!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Welcome back, Ballbag. "Ballbag?"
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hi! Hey!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Leech! Yeah, coming! Conor's home!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Why didn't you call? I had this whole big surprise thing planned!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Didn't think you were going to be back until tonight!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You look great, man, really. Thanks.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I know, not at all brain damaged. I'm grand, honestly.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Meeting some of the lads down the Boathouse if any of you fancy it?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Yeah, all right, if you like.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21All right, lad. All right, bud.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22How you doing?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Not so bad. Good to see you. You too.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28How's life? All good.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Coming to the pub? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32I just got some lectures and stuff so...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Maybe later on or something but you'll me a shout anyway, yeah?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah, cool. Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48What the hell do you think you're playing at? Eh?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Hello to you too.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You could get chucked out for this, mate, you know that?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Shane, take it easy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You're not right in the head! What are yous on about?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58You've been sexting me photos of your bits!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Oh, I didn't send that! It came from your number. What?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, no!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Lost my phone last night and some...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Some mentalist must have it!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And your phone's full of nude photos of yourself?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Yeah, for my work-out journal!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Also, some light manscaping in the pubic region.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Everyone in my address book's going to have these.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Call them up, cancel your contract.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26And what? They'll still have all my photos, and e-mails and...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Sure your phone's got that tracker account.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30My phone doesn't have that!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, it does! Well, how do you know?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Cos I bought it for you. Remember? Your birthday.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Relax, they'll love it,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55But it's nothing like the others! Yeah, that's a good thing.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57AUDIENCE: Ssh.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59ACTRESS IN FILM: At the shore of the heart where I have roots.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I think mine's the only one with special effects.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04What special effects?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Eva...improv'd a bit.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11But until that day...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm only saying, are we sure the whole gay thing
0:06:21 > 0:06:23happened, like, before the head injury?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24THEY ALL CHUCKLE
0:06:24 > 0:06:27If you really want to know, I could take you round back...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Hold on! ..and kick your head in.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Hi, guys. All right, Sands!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Mmm, nuts and crisps - fancy party. Just glad to have him back.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Save me from listening to this lot whinging. Oi.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Right, do you fancy a real drink?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We could use a real drink, eh? Too right.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Steady on boys, we've got training. Good man.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What, already? I thought you would've needed more time off?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Let me get you that drink, so. Conor...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09WOMAN SCREAMS
0:07:09 > 0:07:10MAN LAUGHS EVILY
0:07:12 > 0:07:14WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: This is a pile of shite.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18SHE LAUGHS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Danny!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Danny! I'm fine.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I just need some air, OK?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Look, who cares what they think?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And you can always talk to your tutor.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Go back inside.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Danny, it's all my fault.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43How is it your fault?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I should've been there like I said I would,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47If I'd have been there, then Eva would never have...
0:07:47 > 0:07:48I mixed the fake blood!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51I let YOU pick the poem,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I let Eva do whatever she wanted.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57But only because I couldn't think of anything else!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm away for a walk, OK?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Danny...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09OK, so it seems to be on the move.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It's heading down the town.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hey, this is some crazy spy shit, isn't it?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I kind of feel like I'm Jason Bourne or something.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, if he had just stayed on that fishing trawler
0:08:19 > 0:08:21and taken photos of his ball bag.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hey I know where that is. Oi, that's my phone!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I've got better things to do with it
0:08:28 > 0:08:29than chase some spides around town.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33No offence, but it's not my bits out there on Twitter, OK?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35What?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You didn't save those photos of me, did you?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41When we were together?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hi! I thought it was you!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Hey, didn't expect to see you here.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Don't you usually volunteer tonight?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Yeah, normally.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Planning a late one?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sandie...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14No, makes sense to take the night off.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15You going somewhere nice?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I thought we said that we were just having a bit of fun,
0:09:18 > 0:09:19I thought we weren't being exclusive?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Oh, no, no! Casual, totally casual.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23It suits me.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26If this is a problem for you we don't have to... No, no, no, I mean,
0:09:26 > 0:09:30it's not like I'm asking you to please be my boyfriend.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32You're the one who came up to me, OK? Mr Clingy Face.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Need a hand, Sandie? Um, yeah, cheers.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Anyway... Isn't that your mate? The one who was admitted to hospital?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Conor? Yeah. Why?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Nothing, just didn't expect to see him up and about so soon.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Hmm, so he shouldn't be training then.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52That isn't a head injury you just get up from,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54never mind throwing yourself about a football pitch.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59All right, well, I'll pass on your advice, Dr Johnson.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Um, but I'll see you soon?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11That took for ever. Did you see that documentary about the tramp?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Balls on a stick. Yeah, well, they didn't exactly
0:10:13 > 0:10:15give Danny's a standing ovation, did they?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17What? His was clearly the best.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Where is the wee monkey face anyway?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22He's devastated, Eva.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You ruined his film! His coursework! Excuse me?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Oh, come on, what, the one time
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I can't help him out with his film project,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31you come in and dick everything up?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I was trying to help! You practically bribed me to do it!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yeah, cos I'm sure you would have done the same for Conor
0:10:36 > 0:10:37or Sandie, or me?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What's that supposed to mean?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43It means relationships are hard enough with just two people,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45without you banging on the door every other night.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I don't do that. Yeah, you do.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Ever since we moved in to that house,
0:10:49 > 0:10:50you have been hanging off him like...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You know what, don't have a go at me, all right? I'm serious, Eva.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56You're serious? You're a joke! What are you talking about?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I saw yous.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02You and McCann.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04When?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06When!?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08How many times has it happened?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12How long have you been talking out of your hole to me?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16No, no, it's not like that. Oh, really?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Well, go tell Danny that.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27We're going to shoot on, OK?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Conor, you're barely out of the hospital.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Just because you're going out with a med student,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34doesn't make you a doctor. We're not, that's not what I'm...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Look, it's just a kick-around.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38What did the doctors even say?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm grand, same as ever - promise.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You're still a crap liar, I can tell you that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48I'm getting on with things.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53At the risk of getting hurt again? Or worse? And what for?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Sandie, my mother isn't this bad.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, your mother didn't have to watch you
0:11:57 > 0:11:59go in to the back of an ambulance, did she? No, that was me.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01And I'm not going to do it again, do you hear me?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I'll be grand, Sandie.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Conor?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Have you seen Danny? Or Eva?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11No. Why, what's wrong?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Um, nothing...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16If you see him, get him to give me a call, yeah? Thanks.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Is everything OK? Yeah, fine!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Jess? Please, not now.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24All right, so maybe later?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Eva knows...about us, all right?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31So?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35So? I have to find Danny.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36I've got to explain. How's that one go?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I dunno, that it was a mistake. All right, settle down.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I'm only saying, so Eva knows,
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Danny knows, so what? It doesn't have to stop us from having a bit of craic now, does it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Bit of craic?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Jess! Just leave me alone, right!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Hello? Anyone home?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Danny? You in?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Right, that is it!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28You're going home now, ya furry wee scrote.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Even if I have to shove you through the...shitting letter box.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Sheila.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It says here... So what now, Sherlock?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03I'm just going to call them.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Nobody seems to be picking up. Ssh! Ssh!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Don't shush me, I wasn't even saying anything. That's my ringtone!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13IRISH RAP MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH PHONE
0:14:18 > 0:14:20RINGTONE STOPS You!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23All right, Leech? This is a nice surprise, isn't it, lads?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29It's, um...number 31.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31She's breathing, she's...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I don't know I don't know how old she is!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Eva? I'm not sure... What's going on?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40All right, I'll... I'll go check! Here, can you wait for them?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42What, who is it? It's the ambulance!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Hello?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You here for the Bikram yoga, too? Yoga!?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51PJ here is mad for it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53All them wee girls bending backwards,
0:14:53 > 0:14:57sweating out of their box - it's good for your core too.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Look, that's my phone.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01No, is it?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03You know it is, so give him it back, now.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05All right, unspin your balls, love.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I'm just trying to return some property,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10contact the owner, you know? What by sexting everyone in my address book?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You know you found it outside my house last night.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Ah, what's the matter, wee Leech?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Were these pictures for your bum chum, Captain Conor?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, aye, so you're stealing photos of other fellas
0:15:19 > 0:15:21yet he's the gay one?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Better get your wee woman to shut it, Leech.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26What did you just say?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28You heard me, Jaffa Cake, shut your...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Don't you talk to her like that! You want those photos?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Fine! That's my phone, ya wee bollix!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I thought you were into that type of thing?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You're a twisted wee rat, Leech.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45LEECH CHUCKLES What are you smiling at?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Nothing, thanks, lads! Go on, you wee arse rat!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What was it this time, Sheila?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59What do you mean this time?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Has this happened before?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05The floor was wet, I slipped, must have banged my head is all.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09When was this? This morning?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Where's Terry?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15He's all right, he's over there.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20I'll make some tea.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Wipe your feet!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That's absolutely shocking.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Keep it spaced out - behind the passes.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47That's a bit more like it now, lovely.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Get bunched up again, lads, keep it spread out.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01So that's it? You're not even going to take her to hospital?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Eva, she's going to be fine. Yeah, well, I'm going to stay.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Keep an eye on her just in case. OK.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10I should probably call someone. What? Like who?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Eva, Eva, I'm sorry, OK?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm sorry about lying to you and...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20..Danny and I know that I've messed up... EVA SCOFFS
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Well, it's not like you haven't.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24What? Nothing.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27No, no, go ahead.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Well, that night I found you...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32sitting on the edge of that bridge.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37I didn't say anything about it, Eva, not to any one...
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Not even Danny.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Because we're friends, aren't we?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Who the fuck are you?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52So you admit it, then?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Yeah, all right, that was very Matt Damon of you.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Matt Damon in Team America.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Or you mean more like Liam Neeson, huh?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Yeah, "Taken 3: Yous Can Keep Him!"
0:18:08 > 0:18:09PHONE RINGS
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Do you fancy another? Hmm?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Aye.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24No, no, no, I'll get these, I'll get these. No, it's fine.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26No, don't be silly, I've got this.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34OK, what about the blondie over there with the ugly boots?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Why do you care, eh?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Or maybe you're going through that experimental phase?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I'm your wingman. Or your wingwoman!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do I look like I need any help?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51No!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55It's just when you went to the bog...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I went to delete those photos of me in your phone...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Wasn't really what I was expecting.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07You what?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12That's my phone, that's private.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You're worse than Meadows!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I just don't want you getting the wrong idea.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I get you. Come on, we're having a laugh, you don't have to go.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Anyway, you'd best be getting back to the Mrs, right?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Yeah, yeah, maybe I should.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37MUSIC: "Simple Twist of Fate" by Bob Dylan
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Twice now you've broken in here.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Makes me nostalgic for the days
0:19:56 > 0:19:58when that would at least have cost you a kneecap.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Nice collection, it's very retro.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Still work, don't they?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Should you be drinking? I'm grand.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24So when I was banging on your door this morning,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27shouting about the dog...
0:20:27 > 0:20:31were you already...? You're too soft, girl, that's your problem.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34You what? It's just like your wee friend was telling you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, so you were listening?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It's my house and she was right.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40You should stay out of other people's business.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Why would I listen to you?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44You can barely look after yourself.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46And weren't you happier not knowing it?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Drink your drink.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04PHONE RINGS
0:21:09 > 0:21:12SHE TURNS THE RADIO ON
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Hello? Hey, Sandie, it's Luke.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Oh, hi!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Sorry, Luke, I can hardly hear you!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Oh right...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23are you at a party or something?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Yeah, or something, what are you at?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29On your way somewhere?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Yeah, I just called to apologise if it was weird earlier at the bar.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Oh, no, no! That was fine. Totes fine!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Good!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I know it's what we agreed but...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I wouldn't want you to do anything crazy.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47What? What like?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I don't know.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Start stalking me?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Aye right, you wish!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Don't you think I've time for that sort of thing?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57You think I'm completely mad or something?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Sorry, uh, what was that last part?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Hi.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15So, turns out, that you were right about me, uh...
0:22:17 > 0:22:20..not being OK with... Me dating other girls?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah, maybe.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29That's what I like about you.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32I'm sorry, OK.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35For what?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37For messing you about.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Look...
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I've got to go, but can I call you?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Jesus, it's Baltic in here! Can someone put the heating on?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Can't, we're out of oil. Perfect.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05What are you doing?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Getting drunk.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Here, take some of this. Thanks.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I, um...
0:23:19 > 0:23:21wanted to say thanks for that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Coming to the screening.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Give over. No! Really.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30You went out of your way to help me film it,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31and you didn't even want to.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37And then I just ran off without even saying thanks.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Sorry.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Things have just been...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45..a bit weird, recently.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Weird with Jess? No.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Maybe...
0:23:53 > 0:23:54I don't know.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Not used to this whole thing, you know the whole girlfriend thing.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Never done it before.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Sorry...
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I know you're not into all the sappy stuff.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08It's OK, sometimes.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12DOOR OPENS
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Hi. Oh, hey.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19The heating's gone.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Yeah, I was going to go to bed.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I'll come too.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Eva...
0:24:31 > 0:24:32you don't mind? No bother, bye.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40(Thank you.)
0:26:08 > 0:26:09LAUGHTER
0:26:11 > 0:26:13This pigsty in here?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, come on, big lad, I'm waiting on you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I think it's going to do us the world of good
0:26:37 > 0:26:40to get away for a while. You think so?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I thought I told you to leave me alone! I'm just the driver.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45This is going to be some trip!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50He's uploaded the clip and I can't get it down!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53You're not worried about Sam seeing it, you're worried about her mates?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I think we need to take a break.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57So what, we just camp here?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00There's a barn yous can crash in over there.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02So this is it? You've been shagging McCann?
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