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0:00:29 > 0:00:31- I've never had a Nain.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- My Nana Shaughnessy died - when I was two...
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- ..and my Granny Ranieri, well, - I don't know if she even exists.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- So how lucky am I...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- ..that I've landed with Vivs - as the first Nain I've ever had?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- I dunno what any of us - would do without her sometimes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Oh, flip! Sorry. - I'll stick this in the freezer.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- It's fine. - I'll have these for lunch.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Are you sure? 'Cos I don't wanna...
0:00:58 > 0:00:59- Are you sure? 'Cos I don't wanna...- - Thanks, love.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Oh, OK. Well, laters.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Ta-ra.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Ta-ra, love.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Oh, Dyl.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Fill this with your washing - will you, sweetheart?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Oh, no need, Nain. Jools and I - did a machine full last night.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- About time I learned how the Swish - Swish Box worked, don't you think?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Absolutely!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- I'm making lobscouse for dinner.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27- I'm making lobscouse for dinner.- - Lobscouse!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I don't know what that is - but it sounds tres exotique!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- But sorry, I'm doing an extra shift - for Stan tonight.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- Soz.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- Dyl?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Sorry, I'm off to the cinema - with the lads tonight.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Popcorn and lobscouse - is asking for trouble. Ta-ra!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Ta-ra.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Lobscouse tonight, Bedwyr.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Bedwyr! Lobscouse tonight?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Yeah?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- Oh, heck!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- I've promised to take whats-her-name - to the whatsit.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Where?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Anyway. Bye now!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Winnie.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Here you are, petal.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Gwyneth.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Ooh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Good news? Won the lottery? - This place could do with an 'ot tub.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- D'you remember Guto? - My sister's daughter's son?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Hang on with your sons and daughters - and sisters.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- My great nephew.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Oh, the one who won first prize - in Eisteddfod Mon for the dialogue.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- That's the one.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- He's got a part - with the Mon theatre company.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- They're doing Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid - in the Little Theatre in Llangefni.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I loves Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Jools was one of the peasants - when she did it up the Gyfun.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Brilliant! What was that song now?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- # We're on our way to freedom
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- # We want justice for the country #
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- It's brilliant! When's it on?
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- End of the month.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- End of the month.- - Right. We all gorra go.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Right, hands up - who wants to go and see The Pum?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- I'm going to phone Medwyn Tyres, - right...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- ..and he can give the minibus - a good going over soon as.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- It's brilliant!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- # We're on our way to freedom #
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I've been trying to phone my dad - to see if I've got another Nain.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- But he's constantly engaged.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Not like him. Lol.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I really need to know - what's in my genes.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Oh, come on, Dad!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- This lady will pay for everything.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- OK. So you say, "This lady - - she will pay for everything."
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Si.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Me now.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Would you like to dance with me?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Of course I would love - to dance with you, Stan.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- But you being in Moelfre - and everything - difficult.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13- Funny!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- Clive?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Um? Right.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Si.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- I've forgotten.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- OK.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- So, you forget.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- Si.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- Si.- - You forget what?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Dunno.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- That's all I've got. - Mi sono dimenticato.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- What the heck you doin'?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Mike?!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Julietta.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Italian Club. Every Wednesday. - Starting today.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Mike's teaching us - how to "parla Italiano".
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- So it's you who've been hoggin' - FaceTime for, like, an hour.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Hi, Medwyn? Hiya. - Anita from Bodlondeb.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- What it is, right, - I just tried the minibus...
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- ..'cos I'm taking the residents - to see Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid in...
0:05:12 > 0:05:13- Yes!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- # We're on our way to freedom #
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- Tune, right?!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I know!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Anyway, when I turn the engine on...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- ..it does a massive choke - and it don't move an inch.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Oh, OK.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- So how much does one of them cost?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34- How much?!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Three hundred quid for a...!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Oh, that's put a spoke in the wheel. - We haven't got three hundred quid.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You can send someone today. - To gerrit goin'?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Brilliant. Worra warrior!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Is it still - gonna cost three hundred quid?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Yeah. Alright, babes. Thanks.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Bang goes me 'ot tub.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Cled!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Coffee please, Jools.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Hey, Cled, - you'll never believe this.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Jools's nain used to sing - in La Scala, Milan.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Her Cosi Fan Tutti - was something to behold!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Stan! Were you listening - to my convo on FaceTime?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- And her taid, Giuseppe Ranieri...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- ..was the town mayor in charge - of everything. A hell of a boy.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- Stan!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- I couldn't not hear, could I?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Ah, Viviano!
0:06:29 > 0:06:35- Ciao amore! - Ti andrebbe un sandwich?
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Why not?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Thanks, Dei. Grazie!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- I'll have a cuppa too - if you're offering.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- This lady will pay for everything.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Hi, Vivs. It's so nice to see - someone with an actual brain here.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Well, I didn't have anything - to do. Everyone's done it!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- And I couldn't be bothered - to cook for myself today...
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- ..so I thought some fresh air and - Stan's curly fries would do me good.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- How about a lasagne sandwich?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- It's Italian Wednesday.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Oh, yeah! Why not?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Oh, it's so nice to see you all.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Winne, have you got two minutes?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- There's been a bit of a setback - with the Pum.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Look what Guto sent me - on the Snapchat.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Here he is - in his James Morris costume.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Isn't he handsome?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Oh! It'll be a trip and a half. - I can't wait.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- You're here already! Medwyn Tyres - don't 'ang about, do he?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Wanna cuppa before you start?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- She's in a right state.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Every time we turn her over, she - does this massive choking noise...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- ..then she just shudders - and then, pff, nothing.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- I put a brush up her pipe 'cos I - thought it was a back end problem...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- ..but I'm convinced - it's her undercarriage now.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- I'm no expert but I think - if you get your hands dirty...
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- ..and have a good rummage, I reckon - you can get her goin' again.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- She looks OK to me.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- She looks OK to me.- - Oh, you've 'ad a look already.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Fair play. - She's on her last legs, isn't she?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25- But she's doing a crossword.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- But she's doing a crossword.- - Who?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- Auntie Luned. Luned Thomas.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Oh, so you're not - from Medwyn Tyres' Garage.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34- No.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- And there was me talkin' about the - undercarriage and the rummagin'...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Sorry. The minibus has broken.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I've promised to take this lot - to see Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid...
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- ..in Llangefni and if I don't get - my hands on 300 pretty sharpish...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- ..I'm gonna have to take 'em all - in a wheelbarrow.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55- Or worse still, not at all.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Or worse still, not at all.- - Sorry to hear that.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- If you want me to help raise money - or something...
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Aww, that's nice of you. Like wha', - like? Any good at fairy cakes?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Anyway, turns out - that Eluned's nephew...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- ..played a bit of football - in his day...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- ..and he goes, - "I'll get a team together."
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- And I goes, "And me an' all."
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- So we're going to have - a five-a-side thing.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Who is he then?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- What was his name now?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Um. Iwan? Owen? Owain?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- One of them.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- What, and then charge - for people to come and see us?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Yeah. We was thinkin' a fiver.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Five Days of Freedom, five-a-side, - five quid.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Yeah! All the fives.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- Yeah! All the fives.- - I'll be captain.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Once upon a time, a long time ago...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- ..I was on - Wolverhampton Wanderers' books.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44- No way!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- No way!- - What happened?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- It were me temper. But Clive Jackson - is ready for a comeback.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- So, The OwainIwanOwen Five - against the Jackson Five!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Hey, guys!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Gosh! Kev, as I live and breathe!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Who?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Dei's brother from Canada.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Ooh, he's changed.
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0:10:26 > 0:10:26- Subtitles
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0:10:30 > 0:10:34- There he was, on his haunches in the - paddling pool, and I said to him...
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- "Get oot! This is not - what I was talking aboot."
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Cor, Vivs, this is lovely.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Lucky you landed, Kev. We were - supposed to have lobscouse tonight.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- That's also lovely, of course.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- I can't remember - the last time I had lobscouse.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- You should put lobscouse on your - menu in your restaurant in Canada.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Dunno. Not a lot of call for it - in patisseries.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Unless there are - lobscouse profiteroles out there.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Oh, my life! - Can you make profiteroles?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- I make about 300 of the blighters - every day.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- So is cakes your speciality?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- So is cakes your speciality?- - Say what you are. Go on, say.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Masterbaker.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Every time.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- So, turns out, - Kev packed his patisserie in...
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- ..and moved back to Moels - after dumping his girlfriend...
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- ..'cos he found her boss - in his house, in a paddling pool.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- On his haunches.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Then Kev - kicked him in his haunches.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- Kev is lols!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- Mmm. This is delicious.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54- It looks like I deffo got my Taid - Giuseppe's genes for organization.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Think they call it - Events Management.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- And this is my first event. "Molto - eccitato" as Giusepps would say.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08- OK. I've made a list of what we need - for this football tournament thing.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- First, WAGs.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- So, we've got Mam, Dandan...
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Clive, d'you want me to be yours - now you haven't got Ei...
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- Yep!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Can I have Vivs?
0:12:22 > 0:12:27- She'll be too busy with me - on the cake stall, won't you?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- How about Winnie, Dei?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Yeah, OK.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- You can only borrow her - 'cos she's goin' out with Arthur.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- OK. Next, hair.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- It's important - to get your image right.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- I've printed out - a few ideas for you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I don't think I can grow - a Joe Ledley beard in two weeks.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I've only got three hairs - and they're on my ear.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Who's gonna ref?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Me! There's not a whistle - on this island I haven't blown.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Kev, - sure we can't persuade you to play?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- I've heard you put the bend - in bendigedig.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06- No.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I got nerve damage - playing ice hockey.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- I got a puck in my knee. - It puck-in hurt as well!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- I can help with the coaching - if you want.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Injuries!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Mam, you're the team physio, OK?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Mam, you're the team physio, OK?- - Physio?!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Babes, hamstrings - and cruciate ligaments...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- ..don't really feature in Bodlondeb.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Never mind, just wear your uniform. - No-one'll notice.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- So that's all the important stuff. - Any other business?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- Training?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- OK, guys. Give me ten.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Come on! Two!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Come on, lads!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50- Go!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Come on, Dei.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Run! Run! Run!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59- Well done, Dei.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Well done. Well done.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Dyl, what are you doing?!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07- Run! Run! Run!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Fancy coming - to a football tournament...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Keep going!
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Ah!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51- Oh, jeepers!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Crikey, Beds, grow a pair!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- I'm as stiff as a poker.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- You wouldn't give my thigh - a little rub, would you?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- No, ta. You can provide yer own rub - on your lap, wherever that is.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- BEDWYR SIGHS
0:15:06 > 0:15:07- VIVIAN SINGS DOWNSTAIRS
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Hey, listen to Vivs.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- Aah.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- That cake stall's - put a real spring in her step.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Yes. She loves it.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24- I know she's chuffed - we decided to stay in this house...
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- ..and live with her, - but, like, sometimes, I think...
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Well, she really likes - lookin' after us...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- ..and sometimes I think we don't - let her do that enough.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- D'you know?
0:15:38 > 0:15:43- I mean, we all want to feel wanted, - know what I mean?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- It's nice, innit, feeling wanted.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Especially a hottie like Vivs.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Who's still a hottie.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- With wants.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Beds?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- The wants.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Hey, guys!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06- Hey, guys!- - Jools!
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- The captain of the opposition - will be here in a bit...
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- ..so you can sort out who scores - the goals and stuff, I guess...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- I dunno. - I'm just the events manager.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- I'm off to the press conference now - so good luck and break a leg.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26- OK, guys. Ready?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Sure thing, bro.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Sure thing, bro.- - What?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- That's how they talk in Canada.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- We've got the skills, - we've got the pace...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- ..and above all, - we've got spirit, soul, and...
0:16:41 > 0:16:42- Attitude!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Right on!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- And I know, whatever happens - on that field today...
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- ..after all your hard work, - nobody will embarrass themselves.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- We're not here - for anyone to laugh at us.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57- What the hell?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Yer kit's over there, Cled.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Yer kit's over there, Cled.- - No, I'm not wearing the kit.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- This has brought me a lot of luck - so I'll stick to what I'm wearing.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Absolutely. Absolutely.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12- Come on!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- We have a coach all the way - from Canada called Kev.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18- 'Cake stall'
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Ooh! The press conference - is going well.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Kev said she'd asked for a quote - from him for the Moelfre Freemag.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Nice one, Kev. Fair play.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- You wouldn't find Chris Coleman - managing a football team...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- ..and making 24 Cherry Bakewells - while he's at it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- You're right. - He's such a laugh, you know, Kev.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- His piping is divine.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- He's got such a way - with buttercream.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Yeah. Vivs?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- Um...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- You be careful now.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- You be careful now.- - What?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- I mean, I know Kev's lush - - he's great.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- But if Beds thought for a minute - that...
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- OK, Anita?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- OK, Anita?- - Hiya, love.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Wanna Viennese Finger?
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Hey, not a bad turnout considering - it's a bunch of old codgers playing.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Come and meet the Jackson Five.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16- Decent?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17- Yes!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yes!- - Oh, Look at you!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- You bunch of cock of the walks!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Hey, keep that on tonight, Beds!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Anyway, this is Owain, - captain for the opposition.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Alright, lads?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49- Owain.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51- Tudur.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Owain Tudur Jones.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Right. Heads or tails?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58- Tails.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59- Tails.- - Shush.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Heads.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Tails. - But you can choose anyway, OK?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Come on! Dei, concentrate!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39- Come on, Bedwyr!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Half-time.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- You're doing well.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- You're giving them too much space. - Close them down quicker.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- The OwenIwanOwain team - 2-1 The Jackson Five.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Come on 'en, Tinkerbell!
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- Come on 'en, Tinkerbell!- - What did you say?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Who's this? The Fairy Godmother?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Right! Off!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37- You - off.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- And you. Come on.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Beds!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- Help!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- D'you want a rub?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01- D'you want a rub?- - A rub's no good.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- I've pulled a muscle in my leg.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Never! So who's the sub then?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- I don't know.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Go on, Kev!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Kev!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13- OK!
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- So, with your help - and especially Owain Tudur Jones...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- ..star of Sgorio - and football and stuff...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- ..we have raised...
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- ..four hundred and thirty-six pounds - and fifty-seven pence!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Which means the minibus...
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- ..can take the Bodlondeb gang - to see Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid...
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- ..and the rest - will go towards the hot-tub fund.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- So, in football terms, I guess you - could say that I've had a result.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- In the first half, I had nil idea - what I was gonna be...
0:22:56 > 0:23:02- ..but with my new Taid Ranieri - genes, I'm going into management.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03- Thanks, love.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Hat-trick for Mam.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- One, the minibus is fixed.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Two, Pum Diwrnod o Ryddid - is booked...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- ..plus, three, - she's now a trained physio!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Nasty, innit?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Some were in a corner.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Some defended, and attacked.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Some just dribbled.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32- But maybe the shock result of the - day was the one-all draw over there.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- See? By the bar?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Toy Boy Hotspur 1-1 Cougar United.
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