Conduct Unbecoming

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0:01:17 > 0:01:19I got a winner! See how easy it is?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21If you want to win, you got to get in.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23If you want to play, you got to pay.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28Just find the black queen.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Want to play? You got to pay.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Want to win? You got to get in.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38If you got a hunch, you better bunch,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42because you cannot accumulate if you do not speculate.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46There she is, right there. Excuse me. I'd like to bet.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Make room for the lady. Investing pin money, sweetheart?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Pin this, mac. Fold it up!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Hey!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Chris, take him! In the truck!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hey! Watch the arm!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Watch the arm!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Shut it down! I'm a cop. Shut it down, please!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hey, c'mon! Take it easy! Yeuch!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20We got a couple of Al Capones here.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, an illegal handgun...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I never saw it before!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I never saw it either! You OK?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm fine. She took a knock, sir.

0:02:32 > 0:02:40You got to have an X-ray. I want to get... You're hurt! I just want to get this guy into booking! I'm fine.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Whoa! You here again? Huh?

0:02:55 > 0:03:00You can't stay out of trouble! I'll give you trouble tomorrow, pal!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Who's ahead in the racketball tournament? Guess.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Why not just forfeit right now?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Forfeit this.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Hey. I hope I didn't get too rough out there. No, not at all, Charles.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19One Saturday night special? I thought he had truckloads.

0:03:19 > 0:03:26At least we got something. What I got is a detective gimping around. The DA'll laugh in my face. Come on.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36Be honest - he any good? He's good. Two weeks and he's got nothing.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Stephens is great. We wouldn't have got him from Anti-Crime otherwise.

0:03:41 > 0:03:47Anti-Crime guys make me nervous. All the time on the street, looking for action...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51They're all a little, uh...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53crazy.

0:03:58 > 0:04:04You sprung already? How's that shoulder? I'll take an aspirin. It'll be fine.

0:04:04 > 0:04:11What's the next step, team? Our boy dives back to the streets and we'll see what he comes up with.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hasta luego.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I have the new lottery tickets!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Did you buy them at the candy store?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25No, the liquor store.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30I told you! Dave won $200 there! We're not going to win anyway.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33We'll win! Those are negative vibes!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Next week we'll go there. I'll take these.

0:04:36 > 0:04:43No! Three's my lucky number! I wanted every third one! Can I have your third one? I'm on the phone!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Can I look at the numbers? I just want to...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50..The candy store...

0:04:50 > 0:04:54..And THIS one... Will you come on?! Give me five.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Just cut out the third one on every card...

0:04:58 > 0:05:03You have five...Mary Beth, you have five...and I have five.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07He didn't go to the candy store... I wanted to look at the numbers.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41(Come on.)

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I told him to buy at the candy store!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Where you going?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16To buy some gum. Look at your tickets.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Patience, my friend. I'll look, when I feel the time is...right.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26What is this? He picks them first and he's last to look at them.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05YEAH!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07YES! YES! YES!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Woo-hoo-hoo! What? Are you all right?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14What happened?! We won a thousand bucks!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17What's six into a thousand?!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19About $160 apiece! $160!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I said not to rush me!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You were right. Thank you!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Where is it? Where is it?! There.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30See, I told you not to rush me, didn't I?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34It'll come to no good.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37BABBLE FROM TV

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Hi, Mommy.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Hi. Did you do your homework yet?

0:07:45 > 0:07:50I don't have any. What's in the bag? Dinner. Where's your brother?

0:07:50 > 0:07:55He has intermural. Oh. What's intermural? Hey.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Hi, babe. What's that? Chilli. Good - it's better the second day.

0:07:59 > 0:08:05I got artichokes, real butter, filet mignon one and a half inches thick,

0:08:05 > 0:08:09a bottle of Petit San Mareta imported directly for you...

0:08:09 > 0:08:13You hit the numbers? Uh-uh. I hate artichokes!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16How do you know? You never tried them, see?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18The lottery pool. YES!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20$166.67!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23AND...a chance at the grand prize.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27What's that? BOTH: One...million...dollars.

0:08:27 > 0:08:33That's one and six zeros. Go and write it down. One and six...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'm going to get a hernia here!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I should get lucky more often, huh?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50LANGUOROUS SAXOPHONE MUSIC

0:08:59 > 0:09:01QUIET GROANS

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Mmmmm...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17(Oh, yeah.)

0:09:32 > 0:09:37How much more do you want me to work on this shoulder, dearie?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40$166-worth.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49This better be good - there's turkey special at Cleary's today. It's good.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Stephens has a lead. We want to follow up with it.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Well?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Tell him. A waitress at the Coco Club.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04The club has a history of guns, sir. Drugs, hot goods...

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You're buying me lunch.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10She heard talk about Saturday night specials.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14They might be a load ripped off two weeks ago in Kentucky.

0:10:14 > 0:10:20Working her long? Six months. I met her after a dope collar last August. She's solid.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's going to pay off.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30You read every day now about weapons in town. Is that a fact, Lacey?

0:10:32 > 0:10:37It's good work. Go for it. Go for it, Stephens. Yes, sir. We'll get them.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39He's a good kid. Yeah.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Sincere...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45You think I'm a jerk or what?!

0:10:45 > 0:10:53I've been riding you cos I want those guns off the street as bad as you do. Now, will you let me get out of here?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59May I see you two for a second?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Sure.

0:11:03 > 0:11:11What are you doing?! You're the only two who use this place. Who could we walk in on? All right. What? What?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I don't want to look at that! Turn to page 26.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Are you broadening your horizons(?)

0:11:20 > 0:11:26"Meet Dirk, the hunk next door..."? Look at the picture. No!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, my god! What?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's Stephens.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32What?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34That man has a moustache.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's him. It's him...

0:11:37 > 0:11:40in a gay magazine. Who saw that?

0:11:40 > 0:11:47It was lying open in the men's room. I heard there's another in uniforms. I just thought you'd want to know...

0:11:47 > 0:11:51all hell's about to break loose. Yeah.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Woo!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59What do you mean by that? Nothing.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Su cambio, recibo... De la pronto.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Es todo?

0:12:21 > 0:12:26All your money...in the bag. WOMAN SCREAMS

0:12:26 > 0:12:28GUNSHOT

0:12:28 > 0:12:30ANOTHER SHOT

0:12:43 > 0:12:46HE SCREAMS

0:12:46 > 0:12:51It was the OK Corral. Unbelievable. It's a crime... To protect myself.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54A crime to not let myself be robbed!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Just let me ask the questions. It'll go faster.

0:12:57 > 0:13:02I've had this pistol for years! I have a licence to prove it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:07This is a licence to keep it in your home, not to carry it on the street.

0:13:07 > 0:13:14You believe this? Smith and Wesson, Colt and two pieces of garbage. What you two think - you were in Vietnam?

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Funny. I live there, white meat. You don't.

0:13:18 > 0:13:23The guy whose gun blew up - he might lose an eye. Good. Let him lose both.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I can't believe that. All heart!

0:13:26 > 0:13:32These guns connected with your case? Stephens is checking the serial numbers.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Stephens...

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Thanks.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49Listen, man. I can't pick you up tonight. Can we meet at the gym?

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Look, I don't think I can make it. Something came up.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Got a winner, right here. I'll be right back. Stay here.

0:14:04 > 0:14:11I checked these serial numbers. Gun number 43229, taken from the sweaty palms of one Frederico Uribe.

0:14:12 > 0:14:19Nice one. Terrific. All right. You fade. We'll talk to him. Go on, go. Thank you.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Where'd you get the gun, Freddie? Nowhere.

0:14:22 > 0:14:29It was in your possession. You got it somewhere. How come I'm so popular all of a sudden?

0:14:29 > 0:14:37Hey... The scumbag didn't croak, did he? Suddenly you care(?) Answer me! I got it from under the counter, OK?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Where'd you BUY it? Nowhere - it ain't my gun!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yes...?

0:14:46 > 0:14:51It's my boss's. He keeps it under the counter to stop scumballs, OK?

0:14:51 > 0:14:56(We better run this by the feds. We don't want to step on any toes.)

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Should we run it by Samuels first? I hope he had a good lunch.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Petrie? Will you take this guy?

0:15:04 > 0:15:09Take this guy?! What you talking about? Where?! You're kidding me!

0:15:09 > 0:15:13I'm serious! I'll get the ACLU! Damn it, I'm...!

0:15:13 > 0:15:20Sir, we got back the rundown on the serial numbers. The gun used by that clerk is from the Kentucky shipment.

0:15:20 > 0:15:25Where'd he get it? From the store's owner. We'll check where HE got it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:32Fine. Well, great. Let's get Stephens and get on it. No, no, hold it. Hold it a second. Close the door.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Uh...

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Have you, uh, heard about Stephens?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42We heard. Yeah, word's gone out.

0:15:42 > 0:15:49Everybody knows. It's just a matter of time till they pull his pass so whatever you're doing, hurry it up.

0:15:49 > 0:15:56Isn't it getting out of proportion? So he did modelling... So what? Not just modelling.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58It's a gay magazine. It's porn.

0:15:58 > 0:16:06He wasn't on the cover. Someone went to the newsstand, flipped through it, bought it... Somebody male.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Did you ever wonder who? Has he been charged yet?

0:16:10 > 0:16:15This is serious misconduct. He won't get the benefit of the doubt.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19I'm saying if you can use him... do not waste any time!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23OK? OK. Yes, sir.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26So get on with it.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Yes. Give me your number and I'll call you back.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38..Uh-huh. ..Yeah. Thank you very much.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Listen up, please!

0:16:44 > 0:16:52I just got a call. Some guy heard we made the Grand Prize draw and he offered to buy our ticket. How much?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54$10,000.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57He knows something. Maybe the odds are good.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02He could work for a syndicate buying dozens of tickets.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06This guy offered how much? $10,000. Let's sell.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10I have to think it over. We should wait. Discuss it.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Get a better offer! Never! How many tickets in the pool?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18I don't know. Somebody should check that out.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23Yeah, check out the odds. La Guardia. I'll do it. Then we'll discuss it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Friday morning, ten o'clock - we'll put it to a vote.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42What do you think? We're not talking about it. Why not?

0:17:42 > 0:17:47You'll try to convince me and I'm not sure what I want to do. What?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50The ticket - I won't talk about it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Fine. I was talking about Stephens.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Oh. Well, what do you think? You think he knows?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00How could he NOT?

0:18:01 > 0:18:07Do you think he's gay? It makes no difference. I just asked you what you thought.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10None of MY business.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17Sir, Frederico Uribe says the gun belongs to you. Watch the glass!

0:18:17 > 0:18:20I don't want no scratch marks.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You charging me with something?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25We'd appreciate your co-operation.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Where did that gun came from?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Dropping the charges against Freddie?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34We can't ignore the charges. He fired the gun.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Should he sit there and get shot?! He has a future.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Freddie could have had his face blown off.

0:18:42 > 0:18:48What kind of world is this, where heroes are made to feel ashamed?

0:18:48 > 0:18:54We will arrest you if you don't tell us where you got that weapon. So arrest me. I'll die a martyr.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Look...

0:18:57 > 0:19:00maybe we can work something out.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04We might get SOME immunity, I don't know.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Freddie too.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08We'll see.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13We'll see!

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I don't know his name... but I'll show you him.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30That's the guy. The cab driver? Yeah.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37The one pulling out? That's him.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40He didn't see us, did he? No...

0:19:42 > 0:19:45..and I have the licence plate.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Thank you.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Here is our boy - Vincent Scafali.

0:19:52 > 0:19:58Won't be hard to make contact. Right time, right place...no sweat.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I'd say the sooner the better.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Any, uh, particular reason?

0:20:06 > 0:20:14Well, we're trying to work together, here, Charlie, and, um...we should say what's on our mind, right?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I'm listening.

0:20:16 > 0:20:22There's a magazine going around. A lot of people have looked at it.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Yeah, it's me. So what? Lighten up. We're on your side.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31What side is that? What's the next question - am I a fag? Hey, come on.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36We won't talk now. I've been not talking all day - looks, whispers...

0:20:36 > 0:20:44Why are you so surprised? This sort of thing reflects on the department. That's how the brass looks at it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50Check out your options, Charlie. The thing is not going away.

0:20:50 > 0:20:57Thanks. I appreciate the advice. Until I hear any different, I got a job to do. Are you with me?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Are you with me?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Come on, let's figure it out.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Pull over here!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Hey, baby, yo! Over here.

0:21:33 > 0:21:39Gee, you kept me waiting half an hour. Easy, baby, easy. Busy day, huh? Yeah.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Driver, just drive around the block.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50You're 20 short. Well, I couldn't get to the bank.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53You know I don't cut up a gram.

0:21:53 > 0:22:00And you know I'm good for it, so come on, today has not been my day at the beach. All right.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Being as it's you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hey, what are friends for?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Driver, would you stop here?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Listen, there's something else.

0:22:18 > 0:22:26Eli - you know my Eli - well, he's in trouble and he wants something for protection. Buy him a dog.

0:22:27 > 0:22:33Well, he needs a right-away gun and I told him I'd ask you.

0:22:33 > 0:22:39How much is he willing to pay? I don't know - $50, $60? $50, $60...

0:22:39 > 0:22:46OK, OK, I'll see what I can do, all right? You keep in touch. Yeah. Well, you know I'll do that.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Let's go. Sure. Hey, could I have one of those?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Thanks.

0:23:13 > 0:23:21Ah! Well, he's nothing if he's not honest. Can't bust him. Give him $50, he gives you the directions.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Yeah, we got to find him with the gun. And up the ante. We'll get him.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Wait till I get the pipe back on, you can wash it off. Hey. Huh?

0:23:39 > 0:23:44Oh...for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer...

0:23:44 > 0:23:50How about richer? We got an offer on the ticket. No kidding. How much?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52$10,000.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55That's $1,666.67.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59That's not bad. What are you guys going to do?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well, we have to vote.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07We could use that $1,600, you and I, huh?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Yeah.

0:24:08 > 0:24:14Hey, if you win the big banana, how much is that worth? A million, yeah?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17$160,000 each, yeah.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Long odds, but a hell of a pay-off.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25Well, we got bills. Harve Junior's orthodontist is coming round again.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28We're paying for that guy's second Cadillac.

0:24:28 > 0:24:321,600 is 1,600.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36160,000 is a new way of life.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Huh?

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Hey, Dirk, there's someone here you might want to meet.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Hey.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hey, Nick. Nick!

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Isbecki, what the hell was that? What?

0:25:37 > 0:25:42That dance in and out of the john. Think I'll hold your hand? Hey.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45What? What are you, paranoid?

0:25:45 > 0:25:50You're scared to be seen with me! You've got the problem!

0:25:50 > 0:25:51I don't flash boys.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01This is crazy! Break it up, now.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Come on, now.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06See a shrink!

0:26:06 > 0:26:11Those pictures were taken five years ago before I ever became a cop!

0:26:11 > 0:26:18I did it because I needed the money. I had no idea that they would end up in any kind of a magazine at all.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22And for the record...I am not gay.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26I was not then and I am not now.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29What's all the commotion here?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Just horsing around.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34When the rat's away... the cats'll play.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37What are you, Richard Pryor?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40When will you collar that gun dealer?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Stephens... I don't want to hear about Stephens.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Make that collar yourselves. What does that mean?

0:26:47 > 0:26:52Stephens is about to become a memory. IAD are calling him in.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56That doesn't necessarily mean he'll get canned.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Wake up, will you?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Don't push too hard and scare him off.

0:27:16 > 0:27:22I got to finish this. I won't get a second chance. If he runs, so be it.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26I don't know. We have to bring this guy down NOW.

0:27:26 > 0:27:31Be careful. If you need us, we're here. You'll be the first to know.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55Well...you're not hard to find.

0:27:55 > 0:28:01You got a beef? No, no complaints. The fact is, I could use some more of the same.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04How many we talking? 50. 50?!

0:28:04 > 0:28:08'What'll you do with that many? They're a hot item.'

0:28:08 > 0:28:12I don't think I need the competition.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Think of it as going into a new market.

0:28:15 > 0:28:20What'll you do with them? Where'll they end up?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Does Macys tell Gimbels?

0:28:25 > 0:28:28I need $1,000, upfront.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33I'll take delivery first. I don't deliver. That's my edge on the game.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36OK. I'll pass.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39'Wait a second. Sit down. Sit down.'

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Tell you what. You be here tomorrow at three o'clock.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Bring the money. I'll take you to the warehouse.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54OK.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56He did good. Yeah.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Look, you've been suspended. We're sorry.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13OK.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Lieutenant Samuels really tried...

0:29:16 > 0:29:19I put Scafali off. The shipment came in.

0:29:19 > 0:29:24Over 100 pieces. Did you order the buy-money?

0:29:24 > 0:29:28Yeah, so what? Then we got him. We don't have anybody.

0:29:28 > 0:29:33I thought you were with me. Do you know the rules we'd be breaking?

0:29:33 > 0:29:36So we let the guns onto the street?

0:29:36 > 0:29:41I see - you don't want to work with a fag. I might get all hysterical...

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Don't pull that with us!

0:29:43 > 0:29:48How many gays are in the police? Plenty, I'm sure.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52I'm not gay, you know?

0:29:52 > 0:29:56We heard. From who? From YOU...in the squad room.

0:29:56 > 0:30:02If we make this collar, nobody'll care how many rules we broke.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03IF.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07You're asking a lot, Charlie.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12You're suspended. Up to you.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Either way...I'm getting this guy.

0:30:18 > 0:30:23If this goes sour we could get suspended too. Mary Beth, come on!

0:30:23 > 0:30:26What if we get hurt? We could always get hurt!

0:30:26 > 0:30:30We're not on duty so no medical payments!

0:30:30 > 0:30:37Nobody is going to get hurt. What if HE hurts someone? He is suspended now! He's not even a cop any more!

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Mary Beth, would you just trust me?

0:30:40 > 0:30:47I'd just like to know why Charlie's so hot to go through with this thing. He wants to stop the guns.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52And...? And maybe pull himself out of the line of departmental fire.

0:30:52 > 0:30:57You don't suppose he's trying to prove something, do you?

0:31:00 > 0:31:04I'm Detective Lacey. We requisitioned $1,000 yesterday.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Case number 40725. Just a sec.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14No money.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18We're in a real rush, here. How fast can we get it?

0:31:18 > 0:31:22Case number 40725, right? Right, yeah.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26Filing officers Cagney, Lacey, Stephens, right?

0:31:26 > 0:31:31Officer Stephens has been suspended. The last name should be Isbecki.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34You're going to need new paperwork for that.

0:31:34 > 0:31:39The Stephens appropriation is void. You got to be kidding, here.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Sorry, out of my hands. Forget it.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47You here again?

0:31:47 > 0:31:51I got a plan. What? We front the money ourselves.

0:31:51 > 0:31:56$500 apiece? You got 500. Yeah, and maybe I want to keep it.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01We arrest Scafali and get it back. I'm not sure we CAN. Why not?

0:32:01 > 0:32:05Stephens isn't in top form. Are YOU starting now?!

0:32:05 > 0:32:10He's got something to prove, right? You came up with that one.

0:32:10 > 0:32:17Maybe his judgement is off. Mine isn't off and neither is yours. This is the easiest collar we ever made!

0:32:17 > 0:32:24I don't run into things. We're not running in. We are crawling. I can't take money before talking to Harvey!

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Can you call him? End of discussion.

0:32:27 > 0:32:33What...? Don't ask me about it again. Stop being hysterical. Leave me alone. I'm thinking it over!

0:32:33 > 0:32:37I'm not arguing about money. If you need it, take it.

0:32:37 > 0:32:44Something could go wrong. Anything goes wrong, it's not the money I care about.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46What about you?

0:32:46 > 0:32:49It's not any more dangerous than it was before.

0:32:49 > 0:32:54$500 isn't much to gamble to get 100 guns off the street.

0:32:54 > 0:32:58Come on! Is he taking his shirt off again?

0:32:59 > 0:33:04Harve... What? They voted to keep the ticket today.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Oh, yeah? You too?

0:33:09 > 0:33:14We could have really used the 1,600, huh? We could use 160,000 even more.

0:33:17 > 0:33:21Yeah, I voted to keep the ticket too. You did?

0:33:21 > 0:33:25If we win, maybe we can go to Hawaii, huh?

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Yeah. Yeah.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33Maybe I could meet HIM. That'd be nice.

0:33:34 > 0:33:39Nice?! Ooh! Harve, don't do that! I hate to be tickled! I hate it!

0:33:39 > 0:33:44Honey, I hate this! You know it! You know I do!

0:33:53 > 0:33:58Just wanted to say goodnight. Goodnight.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01How come you're all the time staying late?

0:34:01 > 0:34:05Working...catching up, you know how it is.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Mind if I join you? Mm?

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Sure. Why not?

0:34:14 > 0:34:17You're off duty. I'm off duty.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Go ahead. Thank you.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28So...

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Lieutenant, how's it going?

0:34:35 > 0:34:38How's it going?

0:34:39 > 0:34:44I, uh...I'm not too crazy about the place I'm living in now.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47You know Thelma and I have...

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Yeah, I heard.

0:34:52 > 0:34:57Well, maybe we win the lottery and I can move!

0:34:57 > 0:35:02Maybe if I win the lottery she'll want me to come back home. Maybe.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07Not that she's a gold-digger or nothing.

0:35:09 > 0:35:14Mind you, she probably would have been if she'd had the imagination.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33That's all right. You always live alone?

0:35:33 > 0:35:38Yeah, yeah. I like it... most of the time, I do.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43What are you going to do with YOUR money? What money? The lottery.

0:35:43 > 0:35:49Oh, yeah. I don't know. I never even really think about it much.

0:35:49 > 0:35:54Relax, probably. Take a cab a couple more times than I would normally.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58Look only on the left side of the menu at dinner.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Big dreams.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Mmm.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08I just want to win. Yeah.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I like to win.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16I know you do.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Here's some money. Please, don't lose it.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33What, are you kidding?

0:36:33 > 0:36:37You've been suspended. They took your gun.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40I don't want you going in with nothing.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43No...no.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54How you reading me?

0:36:54 > 0:36:55Reading you.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32We've been here two times already! The meter ain't running.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38What are you looking at?

0:37:38 > 0:37:44'Just watching what's behind us. Relax.' You better drop over. Yeah.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58Get the damn bus out of there! What is this?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Where is he? You see him?

0:38:10 > 0:38:14I got him! He's on the right, by the corner. Oh, yeah.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19What the hell? Hey! Get away from here!

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Give us a break!

0:38:21 > 0:38:27We're going to lose him! Come on! Hey, fella, have a heart, huh?

0:38:27 > 0:38:32Nice work! Really great work! You got any change? Uh...

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Here... Wait a minute! I'm good for it!

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Thank you!

0:38:47 > 0:38:51Oh, Lord. It's over, that's all. It's over.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55'Where we going? To the theatre. The theatre? Come on.'

0:39:01 > 0:39:04WOMAN LAUGHS: Por cien dollars...

0:39:04 > 0:39:10What's she saying? Who knows? It's the same in every language. Is this a porno house?

0:39:10 > 0:39:13'What the hell did you think it was?'

0:39:14 > 0:39:20Wonderful. A porno house in New York City... "Trust me," she says(!)

0:39:20 > 0:39:24That you, Vinnie? Yeah. OK, just checking.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Hey...

0:39:27 > 0:39:31'What's the flick? Los Amores de Millicent.'

0:39:31 > 0:39:36LOS AMORES DE MILLICENT. What does that mean? How should I know?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Find a newsstand...anywhere.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50Why do you want to know that for? What? The name of the movie.

0:39:50 > 0:39:54I might want to come back and see the movie later.

0:39:56 > 0:40:01Where is it? I hope it's an exclusive engagement.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Los Amores...Los Am... Here it is!

0:40:04 > 0:40:08Oh, no! It's in three different theatres! Where?

0:40:08 > 0:40:15Two are uptown and one's near here. It's the Jewel Box Theatre on the duce. Let's go!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23There's five in each can.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28You get the ten cans when I get the cash.

0:40:40 > 0:40:45Grab this. You take five cans, I'll grab five.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53Want to check them all? No...I trust you.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02All right. Come on, let's go.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Police!

0:41:40 > 0:41:43SPANISH BABBLE FROM THE FILM

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Watch it, buddy! Sshhh!

0:42:02 > 0:42:05What are you doing down there? There he is!

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Scafali!

0:42:15 > 0:42:19Stop it! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie, we're here, babe. We're here.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23You! Don't you move, man. Don't breathe.

0:42:23 > 0:42:27Don't you breathe. Turn over. On your belly!

0:42:27 > 0:42:33OK. It's OK. Put your hand here. Put your head down. Put your head down!

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Give me this.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Sign these.

0:42:40 > 0:42:46It's an official reprimand for allowing a suspended officer to participate in an arrest.

0:42:46 > 0:42:52It stands for a year. If there's no other misconduct, it'll be absolved.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55The department's all heart.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59In addition, you will each have four hours' pay withheld.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Sir, what about our $500?

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Oh...you see Accounting about that.

0:43:10 > 0:43:16Hell of a collar! Stephens' collar, sir. He found it, he turned it out.

0:43:16 > 0:43:21The department knows that. That's why he's only getting a hand slap.

0:43:21 > 0:43:26Six months' suspension without pay?! That's a hell of a hand slap...

0:43:26 > 0:43:28Lieutenant.

0:43:37 > 0:43:38Thanks.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Hello.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Hey, terrific collar.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50Thanks.

0:43:50 > 0:43:57I just came by to pick up some of my stuff. I'm going to be out of here for a while. I heard.

0:43:57 > 0:44:01Yeah. I'll see you around. Listen.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Are you gay or what?

0:44:05 > 0:44:12I've been remembering stuff, like when we were at the gym and you told me I had a great body.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15You told me I had a great body, too.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21I don't remember that.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24I'll see you around.

0:44:26 > 0:44:30'And now the moment we've all been waiting for...'

0:44:30 > 0:44:34OK, she's about to draw. Keep it down, Kaufman!

0:44:34 > 0:44:37Hey, I want to watch too! Shut up!

0:44:37 > 0:44:40I can't look at this. You're pale.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Any minute, we'll be on Easy Street.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45We won't win. I never win anything.

0:44:45 > 0:44:50I think I'm going to throw up. I'm not kidding.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54'He takes out a ticket... and the winner is...'

0:44:54 > 0:44:58What is the matter with you? The love of money is the root of all evil.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01Now, pull yourself together.

0:45:04 > 0:45:05Aw, Christine.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08You kidding?

0:45:18 > 0:45:20TOILET FLUSHES