0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hiya, doll.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58You look gorgeous.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I do my best. You're late.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06- I'm sorry. I got hung up.- My veal Oscar's probably all dried out.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10You shouldn't have bothered, babe. I told you I'd be late.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You gotta eat.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Chris...what would you say if I told you I'm not hungry?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'd say you'd better be kidding.
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Babe, I've been staked out for ten straight hours - Junk Food Central.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- You're mad.- No.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- OK, I'll eat.- You're not hungry.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49No, it's all right. It looks great.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Forget it, Dory. - Can you freeze it or something?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Sure.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm sorry.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- You know what?- What...?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Why don't I take you to a movie tonight?
0:03:11 > 0:03:16It's too late to go to a movie. We missed the 8 o'clock show.
0:03:16 > 0:03:24- OK. So what should we do? What do you want to do?- I don't care. What do you want to do?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I got an idea... Why don't we get married?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Hm?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's like Bargain Bazaar up there.
0:03:38 > 0:03:44To let a major lowlife like Louis Boffa cop to a misdemeanour, probation and 500.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- I'm surprised they didn't give him a good citizenship award.- Thanks.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Mary Beth, when you buy fillet of chicken breast,
0:03:51 > 0:03:59do you pay to have it de-boned at the market or do you take it home and do it? What's wrong?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03That's a very big jump, from Louis Boffa to chicken cutlets!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Louis Boffa I can't do anything about, and this was on my mind.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Chicken cutlets?- Yeah, I'm making chicken Dijon tonight. I need the breasts de-boned,
0:04:12 > 0:04:20- but I think 2.99 a pound is a lot to pay.- It's not hard if you have a good knife.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26- The change in you since you settled in with Dory I would not have believed.- What does that mean?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's nice.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Nice? - Yeah, you seem content, Christine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Dory asked me to marry him.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- He did? Oh, that's... - HORNS BLARE
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Mary Beth, watch out! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- I didn't say yes anyway. - You turned him down?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Oh...- Did you turn him down? - No, not really. I...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I don't know. I...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I haven't thought seriously about anything like this since...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03the 11th grade! Bruce Molloy!
0:05:03 > 0:05:08I used to write his name all over my notebooks. Mrs Bruce Molloy!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Christine and Bruce Molloy.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Christine and Dory McKen... Oh, my God!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Did you and Mr McKenna set a date?
0:05:19 > 0:05:25- I didn't say yes!- Yeah, but it was as good as a yes, right? - Don't tell anybody, OK?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Why? What's the big secret? - SHE SOUNDS HORN
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- I think I'd like to get used to the idea myself.- Don't take too long.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- You're 38. You haven't got a lot of time.- Well, thank you, Mary Beth(!)
0:05:38 > 0:05:43You think I should buy my cemetery plot now before it's too late?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Who is it said she wanted babies? - '..Park Avenue...shots fired...'
0:05:48 > 0:05:54- Hear that?- 'Officers in the vicinity respond. Repeat. 1068 Park Avenue. Shots fired.'
0:05:54 > 0:06:01- Turn around.- Why? - We're in the neighbourhood! - We're 22 blocks away!- Close enough!
0:06:01 > 0:06:07- Car 457 responding. Ten-four. - I will turn this car round if you tell me everything that happened.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11What were you wearing and what did he say? What did he say?
0:06:11 > 0:06:17- Just we didn't have anything else to do so why didn't we get married? - Just like that, get married?
0:06:17 > 0:06:23- I asked him if he was pregnant. - Oh, that's the cutest thing I ever heard! ..Let's go!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I didn't hear nothing, I didn't see nothing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:33- I was down in the basement fixing the boiler. So could I go now? - Detective Lacey.
0:06:33 > 0:06:40The victim's name is Wentworth. One bullet shattered the bedroom window. This is the building superintendent.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45I didn't hear nothing. I swear I don't know nothing. Could I go now?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49If it's the same to you, I would rather not press charges.
0:06:49 > 0:06:56- That's like giving Preston carte blanche to do it again. - Who is Preston?- My ex-husband.
0:06:56 > 0:07:03- He's been a jealous lunatic ever since I showed him the ring Robert gave me.- Oh, that's...very nice.
0:07:03 > 0:07:09- Did this Preston threaten you?- Not exactly. Preston is the kind of man who returns a book to the library
0:07:09 > 0:07:15- and expects that no-one will ever take it out again. - I see. We'll check on him.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21- It appears the shot came from the building across the street. You know anyone there?- No.- No.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Where were the two of you when the shot was fired?- In here.
0:07:26 > 0:07:32- What part of the room, sir?- Robert is so gallant. We were in bed.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- You were still asleep at 12.30? - Hardly!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Robert comes over every afternoon during his lunch hour.
0:07:42 > 0:07:50- That's what saved us! If we'd been standing up, we'd be dead!- I see. And that's, er, every afternoon?
0:07:50 > 0:07:57- The ex-husband has been in Los Angeles on business since Saturday. - Maybe he flew back and forth.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02- Or he could have hired somebody to do his dirty work.- He could have.
0:08:02 > 0:08:08But we never even asked Robert if HE had any enemies! Say he's got a jealous ex-wife or girlfriend!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- I'm calling him at his office. - Cagney, can you read this initial?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- It's Coleman's signature. - Yeah, but what's the first initial?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's an N. No, it's an M.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27It's a K. I don't know. Could be anything.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33Exactly. Do you know not one person here knows Coleman's first name? Not even his initial.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Fascinating.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Yes, thank you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:48Did Robert Wolitzer tell us that he was a vice-president at Rosenzweig & Sons on Wall Street?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Yeah. It's right here.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I just talked to them. They never heard of him.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- How about silver? You got silver? - Yes. I never use it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- How about wine glasses? - I have wine glasses!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09You can go for cheap. This is not the place for wine.
0:09:09 > 0:09:15- We should go because registering is really easy. Completely painless. - Mary Beth, we're working!
0:09:15 > 0:09:20The MVD gave us your address and the Super in your building
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- told us you worked in the credit department.- Why did you lie to us?
0:09:24 > 0:09:30How could I tell you the truth with Cece standing right next to me? You won't tell her? Please?
0:09:30 > 0:09:37This is a criminal investigation, so I suggest you sit down and you explain what's going on.
0:09:37 > 0:09:43Well, I, er...I first met Cece about 11 months...15 days ago.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I was walking through the store on my way to lunch.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Cece was shopping in cosmetics. She stops me
0:09:51 > 0:09:58and she holds up her right wrist and then her left wrist and asks me which scent do I like better?
0:09:58 > 0:10:04I said they both smelt delicious. And then I added that she was delicious.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I can't believe that I actually said that.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13What does this have to do with Rosenzweig & Sons?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Cece Wentworth is the ex-wife of one of the richest men in the city.
0:10:17 > 0:10:25- No way would she ever be interested in some drone who works in the credit department.- So you lied?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yeah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31And you lied to us. That's a crime, falsifying police reports.
0:10:31 > 0:10:38- I knew it was going to come... - Mr Wolitzer, you made a very bad start here, right?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Detective Cagney, could we let this go?
0:10:46 > 0:10:52- Maybe this once.- Maybe. But you're gonna have to start telling us the truth.- Everything.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55But, please, don't say anything to Cece.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- You'll have to tell her yourself eventually.- Oh, please. No.
0:10:59 > 0:11:07- Please stop saying please. Do you have any enemies who would have fired that shot?- No.- Ex-wife?
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- No.- Girlfriend?- No. No. Cece's the first woman I've ever...
0:11:12 > 0:11:17loved. And she's the only woman I'll ever love.
0:11:19 > 0:11:25- You believe that guy?- Well, I don't approve of his lying, but I thought he was very sensitive, very sweet.
0:11:25 > 0:11:32- I think he laid it on a bit thick. - For what purpose?- I think he set it all up. He hired the hit man.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36First attempt, he's there, takes suspicion right off him.
0:11:36 > 0:11:43- Second time, he'll nail her and inherit all her money.- You're very cynical.- We'll go talk to Cece.
0:11:43 > 0:11:50- Would Dory like that?- Too sweet. I got this for Harv last Christmas. He gave it to the mailman.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- What?- I forgot Dory's shirts!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58You've got to get me to an all-night laundry.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Chris! Look at that!- What?
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Isn't that something? Oh, you have to try that on.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Oh! Isn't that perfect? - It's lovely.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14No price tag.
0:12:14 > 0:12:20- Christine, this one you have to try on.- I would look ridiculous! - You would look gorgeous!
0:12:20 > 0:12:27- Mary Beth, 18-year-old virgins wear white dresses with...daisies. - Come here and talk to me.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32This is the biggest and most important event in your life.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Now, I say to you, go all out. - May I help you?- No.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- Yes. My friend here...she's getting married.- Congratulations!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What can I show you?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Do you have anything in red?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- OK, what's up?- Huh?
0:12:54 > 0:13:01- You got that look on your face.- What look?- The look where you're dying for me to ask you what's up.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- That's scary when you do that, Harv.- OK, what is it?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- I promised Christine I wouldn't tell anybody.- Tell what?
0:13:09 > 0:13:15- I'm sure she didn't mean you. She's getting married. - Dory McKenna.- Isn't that terrific?
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- He's OK, I guess. But not to marry. - He cleaned up his act.
0:13:19 > 0:13:25- You gotta go by the track record, Mary Beth.- He's not a horse. He deserves a second chance.
0:13:25 > 0:13:33- He's gonna hurt her.- Bite your tongue!- This one's gonna dump her and we'll be picking up the pieces.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37You don't know that! Everybody said you and I would never last.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43- Who said that? Your mother's aunt. - Doesn't matter.- She never liked me. - Harvey...
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- She didn't.- It doesn't matter.- She liked that college jerk Stewart.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Stewart Barco... I have not thought about him in a million years.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- He was so tall.- Tall?!
0:13:55 > 0:14:02He was a freak! It was probably his glands, or there might have been in-breeding in that family.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- It's lucky for you that I came along.- You think so, huh?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- I think so.- Want to know what I think?- This'd better be good.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I think I'm lucky that you came along.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31We had those little sandwiches with the crusts cut off
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- and pigs in blankets... - Mary Beth, no, I...
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Thank you. I don't think so. In the first place, who am I gonna invite?
0:14:39 > 0:14:47- I'm no good at that kind of thing - sitting round talking about recipes and floor wax!- It's not like that!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51We could invite the men too. If you want. It'll be fun.
0:14:51 > 0:14:57It'll be embarrassing. It's just an excuse for someone to have to give you a present!
0:14:57 > 0:15:04- Anyway, I'm too old for a shower. - It's your life. But you're only gonna do this once, so do it right.
0:15:04 > 0:15:11That's not necessarily true. Now that I'm getting the hang of it, I may get married four, five times!
0:15:11 > 0:15:18Aunt Eunice got married six times. The last guy she married was new, right out of college. I saw him.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21All right. Have it your way.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27At least I can do the wedding right. Harv has these friends in the catering business.
0:15:27 > 0:15:34We went to a wedding they did. They had these little doves in a net. At the end, they let them go.
0:15:34 > 0:15:40- The couple stood in this little archway. It was the dearest thing you ever saw.- Doves?- Yeah.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- That's disgusting. - OK. You could skip the doves.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Until this thing is wrapped up, I thought I should have a bodyguard.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Nice to meet you.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03- Are you sure it wasn't my ex-husband? - The thing is, Mrs Wentworth,
0:16:03 > 0:16:08we're taking a different direction in our investigation. Who would benefit from your death?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh, you mean my money?
0:16:11 > 0:16:16Um, well, I've left it to various charities and medical research.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- What about your fiance?- Robert?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21He doesn't need my money! Oh, wait!
0:16:21 > 0:16:27Let me just show you what this precious man sent me yesterday.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Neufelds.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Earrings to match the ring.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Very, very nice.- Very generous. - Yeah.
0:16:39 > 0:16:45- Lieutenant, we need to talk.- I don't know Coleman's first name!- No, it's about the shooting incident.
0:16:45 > 0:16:52Cagney, if a gentleman says he's gonna pick you up 7 o'clock, what time do you expect him?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Generally, 7 o'clock.- On the nose? - Five minutes after is usually good,
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- in case I'M running late. - All right, you got five minutes.
0:17:00 > 0:17:07We have no suspect and no lead, but there could be an embezzlement from a department store.
0:17:07 > 0:17:13- Robert Wolitzer works in the credit department of Neufelds...- Is this a long story?- It's complicated.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- But do we stay on it?- Yeah. But let me warn you one thing.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21These employee theft cases are a pain in the butt.
0:17:21 > 0:17:27They take a lot of investigation, are hard to prove and, 99 times out of 100, the store drops it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:33- They're willing to settle for restitution? - Yeah. Then they fire the employee.
0:17:33 > 0:17:41They want the whole thing hushed up. All right, two minutes. Explain to me about the attempted murder.
0:17:41 > 0:17:47- This couple are in love, only he's poor and she's rich... - Cagney, you do it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50No suspects. The ballistics report shows nothing,
0:17:50 > 0:17:55but the angle indicates that the shot came from the building across the street.
0:17:55 > 0:18:01The apartment across the street is vacant, covered in dust. No-one's been there for over a year.
0:18:01 > 0:18:08- Stay with it. Gotta go now.- Have a wonderful evening, sir.- Thank you.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Dory! What happened to your stakeout?- Fell apart.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I hate you seeing me like this.
0:18:21 > 0:18:27- I gotta get used to it.- I don't even have any dinner for you! - Cheese and crackers are fine.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Will I send out for pizza? - I couldn't face another pizza.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- You know what I was thinking today? - What?
0:18:38 > 0:18:44- We ought to start looking for a place.- A place?- Yeah, to live.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I thought you liked it here.
0:18:47 > 0:18:53- I do. It's just that we're going to want something bigger. - Well, in the city, lots of luck.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Well, we could move out. - The suburbs?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Out towards Long Island, New Jersey.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05I know how it sounds, but you get a lot more space for your money.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Why be snobbish?- It's not snobbish.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- It's just so...far. - You get used to the commute.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16It's just...married.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's just something to think about.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29- It wouldn't kill us to stay here. - You're right. This place is too small for two people.
0:19:29 > 0:19:35I know how much you like it here. We're not going to rush into anything.
0:19:35 > 0:19:42- But if you're not comfortable here...- We won't think about it till after the honeymoon, OK?- OK.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50We do have to, er, put in for vacation, though.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And June is hard to get.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- June?- Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58June...bride.
0:19:59 > 0:20:06- I thought of the Grand Canyon. You ever slept under the stars? - Camping? Like the girl scouts?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You don't want to.
0:20:08 > 0:20:16- It's not that I don't want to, I put in for February. Remember I got reservations in Chamonix?- Huh?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20A ski resort in the Alps. It's very romantic. Very...
0:20:22 > 0:20:25You don't want to.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28No. Sure. I haven't been ski-ing in ten years.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I broke my collarbone, I was in a body cast for four months.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Probably IS time to try it again.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Or we could go camping.- We don't have to decide this minute.- Right.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I missed you.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Thinking about you all day.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00Dory...I'm so tired. I was gonna catch a nap before you came home.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Yeah, sure. I mean, if you're too tired...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, I'm not too tired.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Now, come on, come on. You don't have to for me...
0:21:11 > 0:21:14No, it's... I know I don't HAVE to.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Give me a kiss.
0:21:16 > 0:21:22Look, I know that you are too tired, so forget it, OK?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Can we just snuggle?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Sure.- Thanks.
0:21:34 > 0:21:41- Do you have any reason to suspect embezzlement or large-scale employee theft?- Should I?
0:21:41 > 0:21:47- We don't know. That's why we're asking you.- Anything missing from your jewellery department?- Nothing.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Since I took over as the head of store security some nine months ago,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I've reduced the incidents of employee theft to virtually zero.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01This is a large department store, how can you be quite that certain?
0:22:01 > 0:22:06As part of my regime, I instituted a computer system
0:22:06 > 0:22:11that inventories all merchandising and cash down to the last penny.
0:22:11 > 0:22:18I'm a computer illiterate. For my kids, it's like... Anyway, you'll have to interpret this data for me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- I can't. It's not my field. - How do you know what it says?
0:22:22 > 0:22:27I've a computer genius in the credit department. He set the system up.
0:22:29 > 0:22:35- These detectives want to talk about the computer...- I knew I'd never get away with it.- Get away with what?
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I'm sorry to have betrayed your trust, but it was worth it.
0:22:39 > 0:22:45- Don't say any more. We have to advise you of your rights.- I don't want any. Just take me to jail!
0:22:45 > 0:22:52- Mr Wolitzer, please! You have the right to remain silent... - I didn't think it'd do any harm!
0:22:52 > 0:22:58- All I ask is that Cece doesn't find out!- ..and cannot afford one, an attorney will...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You wanna zip it up?!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Long enough for her to finish.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08..without charge. You understand these rights I just said to you?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I wasn't listening.- You do him.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and...
0:23:18 > 0:23:23- Wolitzer...R.W.W.- Really kind of sad, sir. He did it for love.
0:23:23 > 0:23:29- Right.- He was afraid his girlfriend wouldn't love him unless he could buy her expensive things.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Spare me the bleeding heart, Lacey.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- So you say the guy ripped the store off for 18,000.- Not exactly.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44- Technically, he didn't steal anything from the store.- What?
0:23:44 > 0:23:51He programmed the machine so that every time someone returned something, he made a little money.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- How did he do that?- Let's say I buy a sweater with my charge card.
0:23:56 > 0:24:03With tax, it comes to 54.43. I take it home and decide I don't like it, so I want to return it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:10Our perp programmes the computer so, when I take it back, my account is credited with the 54.
0:24:10 > 0:24:17- But the cute part is, the 43 cents goes into this dummy account he set up for himself.- 18,000 worth?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Every single time a charged item was returned,
0:24:20 > 0:24:26an amount between 1 cent and 99 cents was credited to Wolitzer's account.
0:24:26 > 0:24:32So what are we...? We're talking... 35,000 victims here?!
0:24:32 > 0:24:39Isn't that terrific? Who else in the precinct gets to crack 35,000 cases in one day?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43All petty theft! My arm'll be paralysed from stamping paperwork!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46That's why we came to you.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- What should we do with it? - You're asking me?
0:24:50 > 0:24:57- You're our superior officer. - You're always complaining I don't give you enough free rein.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00So I'm not gonna tell you what to do.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04It's good we talked, Lieutenant. Thank you.
0:25:08 > 0:25:14I love you wanting to have lunch with me. I have to be at the store at 1.30.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You really get all the oddball cases.- How's your day?
0:25:17 > 0:25:24I spoke to my insurance broker, told him I was gonna get married and I wanna make you a beneficiary.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Dory!
0:25:26 > 0:25:31It's complicated, because of the kids. But I want to make sure you get something.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36That's very sweet. I have my own money. Take care of your kids.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41Trust me, the kids come first. Not to mention, I don't want to leave you enough
0:25:41 > 0:25:48- to tempt some young fortune hunter. - Thank you.- But you'll get enough to get one terrific dinner out of it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- And a decent bottle of wine? - No, I wouldn't go overboard.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Anyway, Joe thinks we should do some financial planning.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59What for?
0:25:59 > 0:26:07I'm not bringing as much money into this as you. You've got your trust fund. We should manage it smart.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Don't look at me like that.
0:26:09 > 0:26:16I'm not being a gigolo. Joe thinks we should look at where you got your money and how we can use it better.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21- I've been doing fine...- Yeah, but we got to look to the future.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- I'm eligible for retirement in two-and-a-half years.- Retirement?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- It's not that long till your 20's up.- I don't wanna retire!
0:26:30 > 0:26:35We don't have to! But it'd be nice to know we could if we wanted.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Mary Beth, let me ask you something.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48- What do you and Harvey do about money?- Spend it too fast.
0:26:48 > 0:26:54Thanks. No, I mean, seriously, what do you...? What do you do with your pay cheque?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Deposit it in the account. - A joint account?- Yeah.
0:26:58 > 0:27:04- And Harvey can just write a cheque for anything he wants?- Sure.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Well...what if he wants to buy something you think's stupid?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13We have a fight.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- That's it?- Yeah, what else? I mean, what's mine is his.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22What if Harvey wasn't working and he just kept writing cheques?
0:27:22 > 0:27:26It's called marriage. It's two of you together.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32What about modern marriages? Everybody keeps their own money.
0:27:32 > 0:27:38Doesn't work. Like keeping one foot out the door. You can grab your money, get out fast.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Marriage is commitment. You jump in with both feet.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- You asked me, Christine.- I know.
0:27:47 > 0:27:53- Frankly, we don't feel that this case should go to trial. - Is that right?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Because it's difficult, because it's inconvenient, because you're lazy.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01You think a man who stole 18,000 should get off scot-free?
0:28:01 > 0:28:09- Just a minute...!- He has been fired and I'm sure he will try and make restitution. He has been punished.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13No wonder America's going to hell in a hand basket.
0:28:13 > 0:28:19I'm sure my friend at the Times will find this very interesting. Because the case was difficult to pursue,
0:28:19 > 0:28:24the store was advised to ignore the theft of nearly 18,000.
0:28:24 > 0:28:31Just charge the customers higher prices, that's what the NYPD says. Am I correct?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- You're making this very difficult. - I want this man in jail!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38You get to meet such nice people in this business(!)
0:28:38 > 0:28:43- Chris, there's something I want to ask you and I don't know how.- What?
0:28:43 > 0:28:48Is your brother and sister-in-law coming in from California?
0:28:48 > 0:28:54- Because I was wondering if you had thought about your... matron of honour?- Well, no...
0:28:54 > 0:29:01- If you have someone else in mind... - No, it isn't that.- If you'd rather have someone else...- Will you stop?
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- You're right. I should never have brought it up.- No! I...
0:29:05 > 0:29:12Of course I would want you to be my...matron of honour. I just haven't even decided what kind...
0:29:12 > 0:29:18- We haven't even set a day! - Whatever. We forgot to go to china! - China?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Well, you really should register your patterns.
0:29:21 > 0:29:28OK, Coleman, the Police Benevolent Association says the first initial is R. Isn't that right, Reginald?
0:29:28 > 0:29:33- You're not getting zip out of me. - You really should tell us, Rupert.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37- Nothing.- Oh, come on. It can't be that bad, Roland.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41I assure you, it's not even half as bad as Victor or Marcus.
0:29:41 > 0:29:48- What's wrong with Victor?- You know, you should spend as much time on burglary as you do on this.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- Thank you, Ricardo.- Rufus.- Wrong! - Ralph!
0:29:52 > 0:29:56You finished interviewing your 15,000 witnesses?
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Very funny, Christine. My bunions have little bunions of their own.
0:30:00 > 0:30:06- Did you get any good witnesses? - Sure! Marguerite deQuesney, MD. Theft of 21 cents. Quote,
0:30:06 > 0:30:12"Are you serious? My time is worth 200 an hour. I'm going to spend a week in court for 21 cents?"
0:30:12 > 0:30:19Cynthia Manley, theft of 47 cents. "Why don't you people go after the murderers and rapists?"
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Mitchell Salacin, theft of 92 cents. I can't repeat what he said.
0:30:23 > 0:30:28- I've got a biggie. 82!- 82?- Mm-hm. One person.
0:30:28 > 0:30:34Michelle Lyons. Uh! She spends half her life buying everything and the other half returning it.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39She is thrilled about coming to court. She has nothing else to do.
0:30:39 > 0:30:45- Great. This case is the silliest bit of nonsense I have ever had to do.- Sufficient unto the day!
0:30:45 > 0:30:47What is that supposed to mean?
0:30:47 > 0:30:51- Are the evils thereof.- Huh? - The Bible.
0:30:51 > 0:30:57- Or Shakespeare, or something. It means it's 5 o'clock and I'm going home.- Sign me out, too.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02- Harv and I have to pick out new linoleum.- It IS a joke, right?- No!
0:31:02 > 0:31:09- So what are you and your new fiance doing tonight? What are you and Dory doing tonight?- Dory's working.
0:31:09 > 0:31:16- I'm having dinner with my father. - He must be so excited!- I'm telling him tonight. He'll faint.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- You told me before you told him? - Yeah.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24- You told me before you told anybody whatsoever?- Mm-hm.- Nice.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28- Don't you tell anyone! - No, no. Lips are sealed!
0:31:28 > 0:31:32It's no secret that Dory and I are living together.
0:31:32 > 0:31:38He's still got his own apartment, sort of an escape hatch. But...
0:31:38 > 0:31:43Anyway! What the hey, we thought we'd go legal.
0:31:43 > 0:31:49- That's terrific.- You're not real excited about it.- No, it's terrific. It's also your turn.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53It's Dory. You still don't like him, do you?
0:31:53 > 0:31:58No, no, no. Chrissie, no guy's ever gonna be good enough for you.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- Dory - he's an OK guy.- Even if he roots for the Boston Celtics?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08OK, what is it? What's wrong?
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Nothing. Nothing is wrong. If you're happy, I'm happy, OK?
0:32:12 > 0:32:19- Remember when I was a little girl and I used to ask you if anybody would ever want to marry me?- Yeah.
0:32:19 > 0:32:24- You said I'd be beating them off. Look how long it's taken me. - You could have had any guy!
0:32:24 > 0:32:31You know what I'm unhappiest about? I feel like I've always deprived you of grandchildren.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- I already got grandchildren.- In California.- I should go see them.
0:32:38 > 0:32:43Brian says he's got a great house, on a hill, and he has a view.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46And he's got a pool and a hot tub.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51Your mum sure would have been proud of Brian. But you and me, I, er...
0:32:51 > 0:32:55I just thought we were two that took after each other.
0:32:55 > 0:33:01- What d'you mean?- Independent types. Don't carry too much excess baggage.
0:33:01 > 0:33:08- Yeah, I've had a good time. You gonna make this shot or not? - Five ball in the side pocket.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21- Rafe?- You gotta be kidding. - Rasputin? Rumplestiltskin!
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- Will you two get outta here? I've got work to do.- Rigatoni.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- That's a pasta dish. - It's in the Italian baby book.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Good morning, Chris!- Good morning.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39- You have fun with your father?- Oh. Boy, we tied one on.
0:33:39 > 0:33:45Well, it was a night to celebrate. We got to go. Here, take these.
0:33:45 > 0:33:51We can get a coffee on the way. We have an appointment with the assistant DA. Come on.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- 8.30 across town.- I can't...
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Just one cup.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00I love it. I just love it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:05Last time, you bring me one victim and two confessions.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09This time, one confession and 35,000 victims!
0:34:09 > 0:34:12What did I do to deserve this?
0:34:12 > 0:34:17Want to save this for the jury? I got a killer headache.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Are you gonna file the case or not?
0:34:20 > 0:34:23This, this...scourge of society.
0:34:23 > 0:34:30I've never seen two such gung-ho cops. Is the police recommendation for hanging(?) Or public flogging(?)
0:34:30 > 0:34:36- Will you answer my question? - Let me see, 35,000 witnesses at an average of 10 witnesses a day,
0:34:36 > 0:34:41that's ten years in trial, 20 million of taxpayers' money
0:34:41 > 0:34:45and the judge is gonna fine him 50 and give him probation!
0:34:45 > 0:34:53If you'd can the oratory, I will tell you that neither of us want to go to trial any more than you do.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57- Then, what are you doing here?! - I don't know what else to do!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Could we just stop yelling?
0:35:03 > 0:35:08- The store insists upon going forward.- Talk the store out of it.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Tell them we'll get a guilty plea to a misdemeanour theft.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16He'll get probation on the condition he makes restitution.
0:35:16 > 0:35:22- Convince them they'd be lucky to do that good at trial! - What if they refuse?
0:35:22 > 0:35:27Don't let them! I want "refuse" stricken from your vocabulary!
0:35:27 > 0:35:30He's yelling again. Could we get out of here?
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Wait, I'll get it. Don't worry about it.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Have a nice day.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51You're on very shaky ground here.
0:35:51 > 0:35:58My partner and I have been talking with a very cranky assistant DA and with your ex-boss.
0:35:58 > 0:36:05We pointed out that he'd have to spend half the rest of his natural life in court if we went to trial,
0:36:05 > 0:36:13- and he finally agreed. So do not tell me that you don't agree to the deal!- I'd like to. But I can't.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15All right? I just can't.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18I have a very bad hangover.
0:36:18 > 0:36:23You said I'd have to make restitution. That means I'd have to tell Cece.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26You mean she doesn't know yet?!
0:36:26 > 0:36:32No. I haven't talked to her since I've been arrested. What am I supposed to say?
0:36:32 > 0:36:38"Hi, this is Robert. I'm a thief and a felon and a liar. Still want to get married?"
0:36:38 > 0:36:44Mr Wolitzer, if she really loves you, I am sure that she will understand you and forgive you.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Sure. Would you?
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Yes.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52She wouldn't.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59- Well, maybe you could make... payments to the store?- Thanks.
0:36:59 > 0:37:04She didn't mean it like that! Now, call her! What've you got to lose?
0:37:09 > 0:37:11- D'you think?- Absolutely!
0:37:26 > 0:37:28I can't.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32I said I can't.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43- I know what a shock this must be for you.- Not really.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- You knew he was stealing?- No, no.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49I guess I should have.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51I don't understand.
0:37:51 > 0:37:58I knew Robert wasn't rich. You see, I tried to call him at Rosenzweig's one day.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- So did we. - And you never said anything?
0:38:02 > 0:38:06It's not easy when you have a lot of money.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11Everyone says you should marry a man with more money than you. But why?
0:38:11 > 0:38:14I've already got enough. A man with no money, though...
0:38:14 > 0:38:20The good ones are afraid you'll think they're after your money, and the bad ones really are.
0:38:20 > 0:38:27So I understand why Robert lied to me. I didn't want to bruise his ego, so I went along with it.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32- Will you make restitution? - Of course. I love him. I'd do anything for him.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Now all we have to do is figure out who took a shot at them.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Christine?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50What is it?
0:39:01 > 0:39:05- Hey! You! Hey! - Police! Hold it right there!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11OK, you wanna tell me about it?
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- I don't know nothing. I swear! - Put your hands down. What?
0:39:15 > 0:39:21- What are you guys doing this to me for? I'm just a working man.- Talk. - You can't make me.
0:39:21 > 0:39:26OK, I'll talk. It was an accident. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
0:39:26 > 0:39:32I was cleaning my gun when...boom! The bullet must have ricocheted off that building and then across.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36I would have said something, but I got scared!
0:39:36 > 0:39:39I thought it would have blown over by now!
0:39:39 > 0:39:46I didn't even want to call the glass company, but it's freezing in my apartment. You gonna book me?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Rory Coleman. Rip Coleman.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54- You got something for me? - Rock Coleman? Ramon Coleman?
0:39:54 > 0:39:59- How about Ronald?- Ronald Coleman? - You never saw Random Harvest on TV?
0:39:59 > 0:40:04Or Tale Of Two Cities? I cried half a day over Tale Of Two Cities!
0:40:04 > 0:40:08Ronald Coleman! The guy with the little wimpy moustache!
0:40:08 > 0:40:12- It's a far, far better thing I do! - I'm gonna kill her.
0:40:12 > 0:40:18BOTH: It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known...
0:40:19 > 0:40:24This has been a terrific day! How often do we get a day like this?
0:40:24 > 0:40:31The department store gets the money back, we get to solve an attempted murder and 35,000 petty thefts!
0:40:31 > 0:40:37We even got the lovers reunited. Everybody's happy for once. We didn't have to arrest anybody.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Fairytale ending, right?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44- I'm not gonna marry Dory.- What?
0:40:44 > 0:40:49- I'm gonna tell him tonight.- Why? What did he do to you?- Nothing.
0:40:49 > 0:40:55- Come on, Christine, talk to me. - I'll make up a reason if it makes you feel better.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58I'm trying to make YOU feel better.
0:40:58 > 0:41:04- I'm trying to be a friend and understand this.- I'm not sure - I- understand this myself.
0:41:04 > 0:41:10- I just don't like what I've become. It's not me, it's not what I want. - What have you become?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Well...
0:41:12 > 0:41:15- I've got a tough job, right?- Right.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18And...there's some nights...
0:41:18 > 0:41:23I just want to go home and take off my make-up and wash my hair...
0:41:23 > 0:41:26eat yogurt...read a trashy book...
0:41:28 > 0:41:35But I don't know, lately... That's not true, it's every night. Every night when I leave this place,
0:41:35 > 0:41:39I go home, I clean up the apartment, I doll myself up
0:41:39 > 0:41:45- and then I go fussing in the damn kitchen like I was Betty Crocker! - Well, Christine...
0:41:45 > 0:41:52- Dory's a very demanding man. You have to talk to him...- No. Dory doesn't even care! It's me!
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- I'm doing the stuff I think I'm supposed to do.- I'm not following.
0:41:56 > 0:42:03- If you don't want to do it and Dory doesn't care, then why do it?- This person doesn't even feel like me.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06I feel like I'm suffocating. I do.
0:42:06 > 0:42:10I have these tapes playing in my head like Ozzy And Harriet reruns!
0:42:10 > 0:42:12I understand.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19You understand? You're not going to give me the old Peter Pan speech
0:42:19 > 0:42:25- about growing up and making commitments?- Christine, you and Dory want different things.
0:42:25 > 0:42:32- He's not the right man. - What is the "right" man?- He's out there. You HAVE to believe that.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Mary Beth, you're not getting it.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38I'm 38 years old. It is no accident that I never married.
0:42:38 > 0:42:44I like my life. My life works just fine exactly the way it is.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- I'm not getting married because I'm supposed to!- I agree with you 100%.
0:42:49 > 0:42:56- From your mouth, you're saying it's all right to be single? - Well, what I'm saying is that...
0:42:56 > 0:43:02- you should never settle. - You are not listening to me! I'm not talking about settling!
0:43:02 > 0:43:09I'm talking about liking my life the way it is! There's nothing wrong with my life cos I'm single.
0:43:09 > 0:43:14Dory's the wrong man. If he was the right man, you'd get married.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19Mary Beth, you don't need a ring to love somebody.
0:43:19 > 0:43:26This is what you believe now, but when the right man comes along, you will make the leap.
0:43:26 > 0:43:31I don't want to go through the rest of my life with my eyes closed!
0:43:31 > 0:43:35- If I want to get married, I'll marry Dory.- Then you'd be settling.
0:43:35 > 0:43:42- I would NOT! What's wrong with Dory anyway? He's terrific!- He's got an ex-wife and two kids.- Who doesn't?
0:43:42 > 0:43:47He's human. I'm human. He's a terrific guy and I love him.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51- Then, what is the problem? - There isn't any problem!
0:43:53 > 0:43:58I have looked at this, I have looked at me,
0:43:58 > 0:44:02and I understand your feelings about husbands,
0:44:02 > 0:44:06but I, Christine Cagney, do not want...do not NEED to get married.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Maybe it's the wrong time.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13- Mary Beth...- It's possible.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- Admit that it's possible. - It's possible!
0:44:19 > 0:44:24What are you gonna do now? Are you gonna see him ever again?
0:44:24 > 0:44:26I don't think he'll understand.
0:44:26 > 0:44:33- If he doesn't understand, what happens then?- I don't know. I don't predict the future.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36I hate to see you lonely.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39I won't be lonely.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43What if you never see him again?
0:44:43 > 0:44:48Then I don't see him. But it wouldn't stop me from loving him.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52And it doesn't stop me from loving somebody else.
0:44:52 > 0:44:58It doesn't have to be tied up into a neat package called marriage. I swear to you, it does not!
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- Your opinion.- Right.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04It's my opinion.