0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh, this is awful, Christine. It wasn't just the one charity.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I had a whole lot of other receipts in here.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07I told you not to do your own taxes. No wonder you're being audited.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Thank you, Christine. - I never, ever do my own taxes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I usually have a man do them, but...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Yes, Victor? - Getting audited, huh? No kidding.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- No kidding?- By the IRS?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22No, they're being audited by the Department of Agriculture.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Hey, Cagney, I've got a question for you.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28If you could have any dog that you wanted, what kind of dog would you pick?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- This is a trick question. - No, really.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34The annual dog show at the Garden opens this week. It's just on my mind.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Victor, you've never been interested in dog shows.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Sometimes, I like to go... - Is this one of those personality tests out of your magazines?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You ask me what kind of dog I like and I say, "Oh, a Doberman Pinscher"
0:02:43 > 0:02:47and you'll say, "Hey, guys! Cagney just said Doberman Pinscher!"
0:02:47 > 0:02:48No, no, it's really just for me.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Hey, Coleman. Cagney said Doberman Pinscher!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53LAUGHTER
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Anyway, what happened with your taxman?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, he got off probation and moved to South Carolina.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Off proba...? You've got an ex-con doing your taxes?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13He was a very good worker, Christine, and we never got audited before. Harvey's very worried.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Cagney, Lacey.- Good morning, sir. - Huh?- Good morning.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh, yeah, good morning. Listen, you two are up.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Just took a call about a crime at the lottery office.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Let's see. Mrs Burnside. - What kind of crime?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28She said she would explain to the detectives when they get there.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- So, get there.- Yes, sir.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Lotteries are held all over the country, all over the world.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Why does this have to happen to me?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I bet the state lottery's never had this problem.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Now, what exactly is it that happened, Mrs Burnside?
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Right, well, this particular lottery was drawn almost one full year ago
0:03:46 > 0:03:49and two winners were paid already - 2 million apiece.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53We put out a news release that the time limit is almost up
0:03:53 > 0:03:57and now these two men are each presenting winning tickets.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01So, good for them, right? They both get 2 million.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04But the problem is there were only three winning tickets printed.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09One of those two men out there is attempting to perpetrate a fraud.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Have a seat.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25So, then after Charlene died,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I had to sell everything, you know, to pay the doctors.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Then I moved into the projects.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- It's not a nice neighbourhood. - I see, sir.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36And you, um, you purchased a ticket at your local newsstand?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah, I must have. I mean, doesn't it say on the ticket?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Isn't there a special code or something?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Well, I don't know, but if there is, we'll check on that too.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Now, you say you got this ticket as a gift?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Oh, yeah. It's a funny story.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53See, this bar I work in - The Glide-In -
0:04:53 > 0:04:55gets sort of a mixed bunch.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So, this guy, his name is Tommy.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01He comes in a few months back, he has a couple of drinks
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and then he reaches in his pocket to give me a tip.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Well, he's flat busted, see? - I see.- Yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11So, all he had is this old lottery ticket, all gummy and wrinkled up.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Forgot he even had it.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Then he gives it to me as a tip. Was I sore!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19So, I got it framed and hung it over the bar.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22"The worst tip I ever got." Can you beat that?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Well, it fits.- Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30There's nothing wrong, is there, Officer?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I do get the money, don't I? - Oh, yes, sir. Winners do get paid.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36But we have to clear up a few things first, all right?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38OK.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You had this ticket all along and you didn't know it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's lucky I never throw anything away.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46This Tommy, do you remember his last name?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Listen, at The Glide-In, you ask a guy his last name,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51he don't come back!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56OK. No last name.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- And you missed the drawing on TV? - I don't have a TV.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04There's one at the senior centre, but I don't like it down there after dark.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Mm-hm. What about the newspaper?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, I had to let my subscription run out. It was too much money.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And I don't have any friends or family even to tell me.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15That is the winning number, isn't it?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Oh, yes, sir. It's the right number. - Oh, boy!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You know, I always manage to get by.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You know, 40 years with the US Postal Service,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I always thought that would be enough with my pension and all.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Funny, it sure isn't.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Sir, forgive me for asking this, but I was wondering
0:06:36 > 0:06:40if you have so little money, how is it that you can afford to buy all these lottery tickets?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, it's probably foolish, I know,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46but an old man's got to have a dream.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yes, sir.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh! Why does this have to happen to me?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'm not a bad person. What did I do to deserve this?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01It'll work out, Mrs Burnside. Now, let me ask you something.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Don't the tickets have a magnetic strip on them
0:07:03 > 0:07:05like a credit card to prevent forgery?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09No, that was the old lottery. The new ones just have the computer code number.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11That's why this is such a mess.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Wait, wait, why can't the two tickets be verified on the computer?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Because the computer dumped the coding data.- I beg your pardon?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Dumped! Erased! Happened about 10 months ago.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, I don't know. It was a freak accident. It hasn't happened again.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I mean, it was an accident, but do you think that they will remember that?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Oh, no! It was MY lottery so it will be MY mistake.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35There'll go my chances for a seat on the Racing and Wagering Board.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- The lab will pick up on the forgery. - What will I tell the newspapers?
0:07:38 > 0:07:42What will I tell the board? It's not my fault.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Of course not.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47All I said was your guy looked like a weasel.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51My guy is a sweet old postman. My money's on your guy.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- My guy?! How much? - It's a figure of speech, Christine.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58You said your money was on my guy. How much? 20 bucks?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- 20? No!- 10?
0:08:02 > 0:08:075? Five bucks says your guy did it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09My guy is a senior citizen living on a government pension.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Your guy works in a bar.- Oh, right.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14He works in a bar so let's lock him up.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Five bucks, Mary Beth.- All right, Christine. 5 says it was your guy.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Got it. I still say it's your guy. - It was NOT my guy!- Five bucks.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh, what am I talking about 'my guy'?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29He's not my guy. He's not my guy!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Where is it? Do you know where it is?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40They are going to kill us, Mary Beth. They're going to kill us.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Harvey, would you calm down? It's not like we're some big-time tax evaders.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You don't understand, Mary Beth. These guys, they're killers.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48They are trained to spot the tiniest little mistake
0:08:48 > 0:08:50and once they do, that is it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- What is this?- What is what?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57"MOS trailer rental." It's movable office space.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- The job at the... Ah!- What?- No!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- We used that trailer for poker on Friday night.- So?- Don't you see?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I mean, the rest of the time, it was strictly for business.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I mean, if they disallow a deduction this size...
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Somebody must have ratted. - Why would they do that, Harvey?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Why? The reward, Mary Beth. The reward. That's how they operate.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I am telling you, these guys go for the throat.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sweetheart, do you think maybe you're getting a little crazy here?
0:09:29 > 0:09:34I'm telling you, this could be a penalty for 500 or 600 right there.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, one more thing.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- When we get there tomorrow, do not put your hands on the chair arms. - Why not?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Because they have little sensors in them to measure your skin response
0:09:44 > 0:09:46to see whether you are lying or not.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, no, but they do, Mary Beth. I heard.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Can't people hold on to their perps around here? What the hell are you doing?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I'll have to call you back. - Hey, I'm talking to you!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- No, you're shouting.- Yeah, I do that when people rifle through my desk.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Now, stand up. Who's your arresting officer?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13How about you? You're pretty arresting.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Oh, a comic too, huh? Remove the hat and stand up. - Say 'pretty please'.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24If there's one item missing from my desk, you are dead meat.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28You can search me and find out. How about a strip search?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Isbecki!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Want to put a leash on this one? - Who is he?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I thought he was your perp.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Maybe I should introduce myself.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Jonah Newman. I'm a detective, third grade.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Detective third grade? You look like you're in the third grade.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47And who are you?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Sergeant Cagney. And what were you doing going through my desk?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53What, do you always make yourself at home in other people's squadrons?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56This is home, Sergeant. I was just assigned to the 14th.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I am the new kid on the block. - Lucky us.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02The detective who can't even find his desk.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Check it out with Coleman.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Is she always like that? - Nah. Some days, she can really give you a hard time.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hey, kid.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- All right, Christine, what do you think?- What?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I have to meet Harvey at the Federal Building at 10:55 and I'm not sure about this outfit.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What's wrong with it? You look very nice.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Well, maybe I should have worn something older
0:11:29 > 0:11:32so they shouldn't think I'm some kind of a clotheshorse.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Gloves?- Oh, well, Harvey heard from this fella...
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Don't ask.- Harvey's really got you spooked about this audit.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Hey, what are you doing?- Got the lab report on the lottery tickets.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46"Findings negative.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51"Both exhibits fall within normal parameters for fibre and ink content.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52"No detectable forgery indicated."
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So much for this being a quick case.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Well, what about the case files on Phelps and Carstairs? - I'm just starting on them.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Well, there's nothing on Mr Carstairs. A couple of parking tickets.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12What are you doing?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Remind me never to bet again.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, what do you know?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Your guy turns out to be a convicted confidence man.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40How come you forgot to mention the three to five you did at Dannemora?
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- Yeah, OK. I served a little time. So did John Mitchell.- A little time?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51"Summary probation in 1969. Two counts of fraud in 1970.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55"Six bunko arrests for various confidence games in 1971.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57"Eight months in men's hall."
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Then, of course, there was the long stretch for trying to play the big con.
0:13:00 > 0:13:06I never was cut out for the big con. My best trick was the magic wallet.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- I've been clean for 15 years now. - Hey, Big Al. Scotch here.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14At this hour? Have you had breakfast?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Do you know what that does to your stomach?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- You're right. Scotch milk. - Someone else is going to have to make his drink.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm afraid we'll have to take you in. Sorry.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Come on! I'm telling you the truth!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- This guy Tommy gave me the ticket as a tip.- Oh, yeah.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33The famous Tommy, who does not happen to be around to back up your story.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Listen, please don't do this to me.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I've got 20 percent of this place.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42It took me a lot of years of living straight to do it, but I did.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Now, finally, I get my lucky break on the square.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50You've got to believe me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Go ahead and make your drink. - Thanks.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- What are you doing? - I think he's telling the truth.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- I know when somebody's lying. - And I don't?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Mary Beth, besides, we don't even have enough to take him in on in the first place.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- You're a soft touch, Christine. - Yeah, well, don't let it get around.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Besides, I've got five bucks on it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Just the two dependents? - Until next year.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- We're having another dependent. - Baby.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Aw, that's very nice. I envy you.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40It doesn't look like I'm ever going to get married, have kids.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Nobody wants to date an Internal Revenue inspector.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46No, I mean it. This is a horrible job.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- People hate coming here. - Not us. We got nothing to hide.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, now, be honest. Weren't you just dreading coming in here?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55No, no. I mean, it's our civic duty, right?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58My mother wanted me to be a dentist, but I couldn't.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Couldn't stand the thought of hurting people.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04So, I got a degree in accounting and I applied to the government for a nice, secure desk job.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05They put me here.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10The people who were in here just before you sitting right there,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- you know what they told me? - What's that, sir?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15They said, "This is like pulling teeth."
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Isn't that something? Irony.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Well, it's been pretty painless for us.- So far.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Now, let's see.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Oh, Mrs Lacey's a police detective. That's a very interesting job.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- People like policemen. - Criminals don't like us.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37No, I guess not!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40They dread meeting you as much as people dread meeting me, huh?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- I'm in the construction business. - Oh, that's a very interesting job.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Lots of places to take deductions with that job.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51You can hide all kinds of expenses and there's almost no way to verify the cost.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- No, no, no. No, Mr Bittenburger. - Bender.- Bender.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Thank you. - I thought I had all those receipts.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I mean, I really want to pay every penny I owe to the government.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- But you don't want to pay any more than you owe, do you? - I don't mind.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- No, no, I mean... - BUZZER
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Bittenbender.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- He seemed very nice, Harvey. - That was an act, Mary Beth.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18This is just the first interview. Wait till the next time. That's when we see the teeth.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21He didn't say anything about another interview.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Does the matador tell the bull about the sword?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- What's the matter?- Come here.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- What?- Come on. We've got to go to the post office.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I was thinking of getting Betty a dog. She likes the shaggy bathmat kind.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Oh, those are OK. - "Annual Canine Classic."
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- Hey, Victor, maybe I'll go with you. - Oh, you'll probably be bored. - No, I love dogs. Really.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Let me explain it to you another way, Coleman.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57If you want to go, go, but I am going alone.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00That way, I can leave whenever and with whoever I want.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Got it?- Oh, I get it. You're afraid maybe I'm going to cramp your style.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Is that it?- Not cramp, Coleman. Kill.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Why is your partner so interested in dog shows all of a sudden?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16He says dog shows are THE place to meet a better breed of chicks.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18That was a direct quote.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Mary Beth.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23He was an engraver.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- The tax guy was an engraver? - What? No, my guy!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Wait a minute. What guy?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31We were at the Federal Building
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- and I saw this sign for the Personnel Department.- Yeah?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Old Mr Carstairs, he's retired from the Postal Service all right,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40but what he actually did was he's a master engraver.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- You're kidding.- No.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45He's even kind of famous there. He was really good.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48He did this one stamp that's a bird and it's so real
0:17:48 > 0:17:51that it seems to turn its head and looks at you wherever you go.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54They've got it there in a case. It's really kind of creepy.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Does that mean I won?- Yeah, well, we've been looking for someone
0:17:57 > 0:18:02who could forge a lottery ticket so well, the lottery guys themselves couldn't spot the forgery, right?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- PHONE RINGS - Nice.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Real nice.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Sergeant Cagney, 14.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16W...wait a minute. Will you slow down a minute?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Who? The ticket's locked up.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Who's got a gun?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Wait, hold...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Hello? Hello?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- He hung up.- Who?- My guy. Let's go.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43OK, got a hostage coming out.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45He's clear. Get him. Go! Go! Come on.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- That's the last customer, sir. - Roger. Last customer's out.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57He let the customers go, but he says the bartender owes him.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00He's got a gun and he's going to kill Phelps if he doesn't pay up.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03His name's Tommy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06He gave Phelps a 2 million lottery ticket as a tip.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'll tell them you're coming in.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'm going to start two female detectives in there. Watch the windows.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18OK, Tommy. That's your name, isn't it? Tommy?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20The ladies are here.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23They're coming in now.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Just stay calm in there and this will come out OK.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31No trouble.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Just stay calm in there.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40All right, we just want to work this out. No trouble.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44So, stay calm in there, Tommy, all right?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Just be cool.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Do you have the ticket?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Ticket's not much good to you this way, is it, Tommy?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- He said they'd have the ticket. - They do!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Now, let's just keep calm, pal.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- I'm Mary Beth Lacey, Mr...? - Van Dusen. Everybody calls me Tommy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08It's MY ticket.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I bought it and I gave it to him in lieu of a tip.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15It's only fair I should get half. He owes me.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Tommy...what happens now?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Well...I get the ticket, see. - Yes.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Then, I'll tear it in half and then we'll have to cooperate.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Cooperate with that!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45That was pretty convincing corroboration for my guy's story.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- I already gave you the five bucks, Christine.- Thank you.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50And how do we know it wasn't a put-up job?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Tommy just had his head split open. - 2 million buys a lot of stitches.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Don't be a sore loser, Mary Beth. We both know it was your guy.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03That's not fair. Who's going to look after him?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Maybe you should have thought of that before, Mr Carstairs.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I don't understand what all the fuss is about.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Well, you did tried to defraud the lottery out of 2 million.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I just made the ticket. I didn't get any money.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17I'm afraid you're missing the point, sir.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Where's the harm? - DOG WHIMPERS
0:21:19 > 0:21:23No, no, no. No, no, Maxey. Be still. It's all right. It's all right.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26The money was just sitting there and I didn't even get any.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Well, I think we're going to have to go downtown, Mr Carstairs.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34But who's going to take care of Maxey?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Good afternoon, Mrs Burnside. - Well, that was certainly quick.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Quick, ma'am?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I just this minute put down the phone from calling your office. Didn't they reach you?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49No, they didn't. Is there a problem?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56You see that man?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Just when I think there's nothing else that can go wrong,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03he walks in with this - another winning ticket.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30His name is Hank Stevens and, Harv, you won't believe it.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Even the hospital staff call him Hard Luck Hank.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Wait a minute, what is so tough about winning the lottery?
0:22:35 > 0:22:40No, honey, here's a guy that leaves his lawyer's office after filing for divorce
0:22:40 > 0:22:42and buys himself a lottery ticket to cheer himself up
0:22:42 > 0:22:44and as he's walking away from the newsstand,
0:22:44 > 0:22:49gets hit by a cross-town bus and winds up for three months in a coma.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51HE LAUGHS That's not funny, Harvey.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- OK. Did you check all this out? - Yeah.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Happened just the way he said.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The vendor remembered him because of the ambulances!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59No, honey, he's a witness
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- and the inventory of his property at the hospital shows the lottery ticket.- Yeah?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06OK, so, at least he is in the clear, am I right?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Well, yeah, but somebody else still forged the ticket.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- You eliminated the bartender? - Well, no-one is eliminated, Harvey.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- It's a matter of finding a forger. - Yes, you already found your forger.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18One. One forger.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21So, the thing with Tommy could have been a put-up job, but I don't know.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23OK, so, what now?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26So, tomorrow, we go and check out the first two winners.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Maybe one of them is fishy. - But they've already been paid.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Isn't it a little late?- Yes.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I think it's the guy in the hospital.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39His alibi is too perfect.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Honey, that's what a perfect alibi means -
0:23:41 > 0:23:43that you didn't do it.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Yes, but nevertheless... - Five dollars.- You're on.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Let me ask you a question.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50What would you do if you won 2 million?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52First, I'd take care of taxes.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Then 250,000 each into trust funds for the boys
0:23:56 > 0:23:59and a separate fund for the baby at 300,000 because of inflation.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And 100,000 into blue chip securities,
0:24:02 > 0:24:05100,000 into bonds - state, not city -
0:24:05 > 0:24:08and another 100,000 into a real, solid mutual.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Then we'd buy a house outright. No mortgage.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14And then the rest into a pension fund for the two of us
0:24:14 > 0:24:16except maybe 2,000-3,000 mad money.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You're sure?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- OK, I thought about it. So? - Come here.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- What?- Please, sit down. Please.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Let me put it a different way.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33What would you do with 600?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37600? Oh, I don't know, Harvey. That's an entirely different thing.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40What? What are you smiling at?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I've been waiting all day to tell you. Results of the audit.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47I found out this afternoon we are getting back a 600 tax refund.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Refund?- Yes.- That's amazing.- Yes.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- You're sure it isn't some kind of a trick?- No. No trick.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56This is the first time this year they are giving money back.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- The guy, Bittenburger... - Bender.- Bender.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- He said it will cost him his job. - Oh, the poor man! - No, he's happy for us.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04He wants to get into a different line of work anyway.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07One for each dollar.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Three, four...
0:25:14 > 0:25:18And, of course, Harvey wants to spend all the money right away.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Well, why not? It's found money.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22It's easy for you to think like that, Christine.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24You've got that trust fund and all. I can't be like that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Be like what, Mary Beth? It's only 600.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28You can spend more than that on a TV set.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29No, I can't.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33We need every penny, Christine. I've got another kid on the way.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36That's a major expense that keeps on being expensive.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What does Harvey want to buy?
0:25:37 > 0:25:42He wants to hire a babysitter and go to the Poconos for the weekend.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You know, rent a cabin, see the shows,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46like we did nine months before Harv Jr was born.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Well, that's nice. - Actually, he's got a point.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54I mean, when the new baby comes, you can't go out for a while. Like, a couple of years.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59- So, go.- No, I can't. I...I can't.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01See, when I was growing up, we didn't have any money and...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I don't know, the thing about money is maybe too deep in me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I don't know.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Harvey was so excited about maybe going somewhere
0:26:11 > 0:26:13and I love to see him like that cos he's so cute.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And then I got to thinking that I haven't seen him like that for a long time.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Oh, there it is.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Nice house.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40- She was the first one to claim the prize, right?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47- Yes?- Mrs Alverta Edwards? - You're the detectives who phoned?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Yes, I'm Sergeant Cagney. This is Detective Lacey.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50May we come in, please?
0:26:59 > 0:27:04We've been waiting 45 minutes. This is Mr Irwin Elias, my attorney.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07I asked him to be here.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Since the Lottery Commission attached Mrs Edwards' property,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15we feel it may turn into a matter that will require some litigation.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh, believe me, ma'am, this is the first we heard about attaching property.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Well, it hardly matters, does it?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23The fact remains that everything my client owns
0:27:23 > 0:27:27has been frozen by the courts until such time as the matter is resolved.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29In plain English,
0:27:29 > 0:27:33every hour, every day that this mess remains unsolved,
0:27:33 > 0:27:34you're hurting my family.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Well, Mrs Edwards, we're trying to clear that up now.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Don't you understand? We have no money.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41And even if I could get my old job back,
0:27:41 > 0:27:45it will take my yearly salary to meet my new monthly expenses.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48So, I am suing your department, ladies.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50And the lottery.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Nice talking with you.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10This business of attaching everything belonging to the suspects
0:28:10 > 0:28:13isn't exactly making our investigation any easier.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Not my fault. The board decided on that.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Nobody even asked me! I'm a woman so I don't get asked my opinion.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Well, we have two tickets already paid
0:28:20 > 0:28:22and then we have poor Mr Stevens, the bus victim,
0:28:22 > 0:28:24and the ex-con bartender.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27- One of them is dirty. - Unless there has been an error.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Could you have printed up four winning tickets instead of three by mistake?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32No, the printing on the tickets is done by the computer
0:28:32 > 0:28:34and it's very closely guarded,
0:28:34 > 0:28:36almost as tightly as the drawing itself.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Well, then, what about the drawing? Could someone have rigged the numbers in advance?
0:28:40 > 0:28:41Don't even think that!
0:28:44 > 0:28:45There are four sets of balls.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48They are weighed and sealed under our eyes in an independent auditing firm
0:28:48 > 0:28:52before and after and then the drawing is held on live television.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56Actually, there was one case of a man trying to pawn the balls.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00He was an amateur magician. But that was before I came here. That had nothing to do with me.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Well, no-one is blaming you, Mrs Burnside.
0:29:02 > 0:29:07Ha! That's what you think. The Racing and Wagering Commission is going to have my head for this.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11I hate this. I should have taken that job with luxury cruises.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12I'd have gotten free travel.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Well, ma'am, I'm afraid we're back to one of the four.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Mrs Edwards, Mr Stevens, Mr Phelps and Mr, um...
0:29:19 > 0:29:20What is the other guy's name?
0:29:20 > 0:29:26- Mr Sycamore?- Hey, call me Claude. - All right, Claude.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Listen, can I get you ladies something, maybe?
0:29:29 > 0:29:30No, not for me, thanks.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34You know, there's been a little mix-up with the lottery.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Doesn't affect me much, though, does it?
0:29:38 > 0:29:42- You haven't got the court order yet? - No. What for?
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Well, sir, it's very likely that you will be getting such an order.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50I'm afraid that the lottery is attaching all of the money
0:29:50 > 0:29:53and the property of the winning ticket holders.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04It's true!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Who cares?
0:30:06 > 0:30:08No, this is very serious, Mr Sycamore.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- I haven't got it anymore! - DOG BARKS
0:30:12 > 0:30:13I haven't got it!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Hey. Hey, Sally.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20Aw. Here you go. You haven't met my Sally.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Look at those big, brown eyes. Is this a face? Is this a face?
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Very cute. If we could get back to the money, Mr Sycamore.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32You know, this dog is a champion, but don't tell her.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- I mean, you know how stars get. - Mm-hm.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36About the money, you're kidding, aren't you?
0:30:36 > 0:30:40No. I spent it.
0:30:40 > 0:30:44- You spent 2 million in 11 months? - It didn't take that long.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48You see, after taxes, which I had because I took this all in one lump,
0:30:48 > 0:30:53well, there were bills and business loans and debts.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Most of it went on wine, women and song, I guess you'd say.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58And the rest was...
0:31:02 > 0:31:04The rest was wasted!
0:31:04 > 0:31:10Oh, but we had some fun. We had some fun, didn't we, girl?
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Sweet.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16I'm agonising over 600.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19He sits there smiling over how he blew 2 million.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Well, it's not as bad as you see it at first.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23I mean, he built up that little food company.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26What was that cutesy name? Wannabite Industries.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30Could have been a strong thing. He just had bad luck.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Yeah, but he doesn't even care. That's what kills me.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36- He's a flake.- I don't know. Maybe it's not such a bad attitude to have.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38What are you going to do, cry about it?
0:31:38 > 0:31:41What's the matter with you, Christine? It's 2 million!
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Mary Beth, remember that TV series The Millionaire?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48It is an example of how that kind of money can sometimes ruin people's lives.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Listen, at least this guy enjoyed it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- You like this man?- Oh! - You always like the flakes.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- Have you noticed that? - That is not true, Mary Beth.- Mm-hm.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Just seems that way.
0:32:10 > 0:32:16- Oh, Mr Stevens, how are you, sir? - How's the investigation coming?
0:32:16 > 0:32:18It's progressing, sir. Are you all right?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20It's like a nightmare that won't end.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22I don't know how much more I can stand.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- Well, why don't you sit down, Mr Stevens?- Oh, thank you.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I wish I could be arrested right now and locked away forever.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Mr Stevens, are you trying to confess, sir?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Would you like us to call your attorney?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39A lawyer. That's all I need is another lawyer.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45Um...court order. You knew about the court order?
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Yes, sir. We do.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Well...
0:32:54 > 0:32:56..on top of that,
0:32:56 > 0:32:58my ex-wife is trying to get her hands on the prize money.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Her lawyers said that I owned the ticket
0:33:01 > 0:33:03before the divorce became final.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Oh.- And I, um...
0:33:10 > 0:33:13I can't cash a cheque. I've got zero credit.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17I can't buy my medicine now.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22I'm hungry. I've been locked out of my apartment.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27So, if I was arrested, at least I could eat
0:33:27 > 0:33:31and have a place to sleep until the investigation is over.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32So, I was...
0:33:37 > 0:33:38I was wondering...
0:33:40 > 0:33:43..is there some kind of minor crime I could commit?
0:33:45 > 0:33:46Just a small one?
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- OK, I just got off the phone with the woman from the lottery. - Mrs Burnside.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Yeah, she got word back from that computer company upstairs.
0:33:57 > 0:34:02- And...?- And she said that this time, it is as conclusive as you can get.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03The first ticket -
0:34:03 > 0:34:07the woman called Mrs Alverta Edwards -
0:34:07 > 0:34:10presented her ticket before there was that computer screw-up.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Dump.- What?
0:34:13 > 0:34:14Dump.
0:34:14 > 0:34:15It's computerese, Lieutenant,
0:34:15 > 0:34:17meaning a massive discharge of memory.
0:34:17 > 0:34:22Mrs Burnside explained that to us. Dump.
0:34:22 > 0:34:27- Sorry. - Anyway, the point is that her ticket was the only one of the five tickets
0:34:27 > 0:34:29that was able to be computer verified.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- And it was. So, she is in the clear. - Oh, that's good. I'm glad, sir.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35I'm glad that you're glad, Lacey. We've got no case here!
0:34:35 > 0:34:38What I meant was, sir, that I'm glad Mrs Edwards has been eliminated
0:34:38 > 0:34:41because that narrows the list of our possible suspects, sir.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Right. So, run it down.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Well, with Mrs Edwards eliminated, we're looking at the bartender,
0:34:46 > 0:34:49the flake in Jersey who already spent the money and Hard-Luck Hank.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- Who?- Mr Stevens.- I hope it's not him. I loaned him 50 bucks.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54- You leant the suspect 50? - That was my fault, sir.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Well, no, it was a judgement call, Lieutenant.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58- We both agree that he's innocent. - Let's hope so.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- I've got a gut feeling it's the flake, sir.- No.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Now I think it was the bartender. - The bartender? He was your guy.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05Unless it was Claude.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07- Wait, is Claude the flake?- Yes, sir.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11- No, he's not a flake, lieutenant. He's...different. - Yeah, different flake.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Anyway, the bartender has Tommy to back him up.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- See, I think that was a set-up job. - That's what I said!
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Anyway, Tommy's in jail. - Yeah, but it's his first offence.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21All the judge is going to do is slap his wrist, charge him a few bucks.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24He gets out, he splits the 2 million with Big Al the conman.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26- Wait, wait. Now, who is big Al? - Mr Phelps.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- Now you say it could be Big Al? - Not if it's the flake, it couldn't.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Hey, I've got such a headache!
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Look, I don't care if it is the flake or if it's the bartender
0:35:35 > 0:35:37or if it's your guy or if it's her guy.
0:35:38 > 0:35:39It's late.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42Go home and come back with a fresh attitude tomorrow morning.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43Yes, sir.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47At which time, I would like to hear some straight answers.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48- Yes, sir.- Fine, lieutenant.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59- Hey, he's a kicker.- Yeah. Yeah, more than the other two.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01This one likes to work out.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05- Harvey?- Mm-hm.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10- Do you really want another boy? - I don't know.
0:36:10 > 0:36:15- I haven't thought much about it. - Well, you keep saying 'him'.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19Well, it's habit. I love whatever we have.
0:36:19 > 0:36:20Yeah, I know.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27I just wonder sometimes what it would be like to have a little girl.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28Different.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34I saw a little girl in the park the other day.
0:36:35 > 0:36:40Little doll. And she had a dress about that big.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Her father was putting her on the carousel.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- Made me think about you.- It did? - Yeah. The way he looked at her.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Like she was the most precious thing in all the world.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57I thought about you looking at our daughter like that.
0:36:59 > 0:37:04- Daughter, huh? Might be nice. Whole new ball game.- Yeah.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11- Night, baby.- Goodnight, sweetheart. Goodnight, baby.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- You're sexy when you're pregnant. - Yeah, sure.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34I mean it. More cleavage, more stuff.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Yeah, more everything. - The more the merrier.
0:37:42 > 0:37:43Harvey, stop that!
0:37:45 > 0:37:46In a while.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59You know what's wrong here? We've been looking for two master forgers.
0:37:59 > 0:38:00- What do you mean?- Well, look at it.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04Carstairs was the first time that a lottery ticket had been forged so well,
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- it couldn't be detect it, right? - Right.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08OK, so, what are the odds that on the same lottery,
0:38:08 > 0:38:11a second ticket would be forged with the same perfection?
0:38:11 > 0:38:15Two master forger's at the same time? That bothers me.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Yeah, but what are our choices?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19I don't know, but it doesn't seem logical.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Guess who finessed the afternoon off.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Oh, please don't bore us with your hot dates, OK, Isbecki?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27No, I am going to the dog show.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Are you going to be in it? - Yeah, a Doberman Fanny Pinscher!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Go ahead. You two laugh. But who's got the afternoon off?
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Cocker spaniels!
0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Christine!- That's it!
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Mary Beth, that's the connection we've been looking for.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53The old guy and Claude, they both have cocker spaniels.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Oh, that's good, Christine. We can go right to grand jury with that.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59I am telling you, Mary Beth. They both have show dogs.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01- You spelled it wrong. - Can't you find your desk yet?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04No, no, it is not Wannabite - B-I-T-E - Industries.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06It's Wannabyte - B-Y-T-E - Industries.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08You know, like computers.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11A friend of mine bought stock. Told them it was stupid, but wouldn't listen to me.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Computers! That's it!
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Claude, he's in...- The flake? - Claude is into computers.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20What if he tapped into the lottery's computer and dumped the memory?
0:39:20 > 0:39:24- Huh?- Exactly. Didn't you see War Games?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26- Who are you?- Come on. Let's go.
0:39:26 > 0:39:31- Mary Beth, come on. Let's go. Hurry up.- Fine. OK. I'm coming.
0:39:31 > 0:39:32Where?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43This is the first call for Old English Sheepdogs.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47Old English Sheepdogs, your breed is to be judged in ring three.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- I had no idea dog shows were this big a deal.- Oh, yeah.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56This is the big deal annual showing, which means it was held at the exact same time last year.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Same time as the lottery drawing. - Christine.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Oh.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Mr Sycamore! Hello there, Mr Sycamore.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Do you remember us?- Oh, hi.- Hi.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19- Hi. What are you two doing here? - Oh, Sally. Hiya, girl!
0:40:19 > 0:40:23Hey. How you doing? Aw.
0:40:23 > 0:40:27- Look, Mary Beth, Sally has a new friend. - DOG BARKS
0:40:28 > 0:40:35- Hiya, Maxey.- Oh, you know Maxey? - Oh, yes. We've met.
0:40:35 > 0:40:36Going down?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43You know what was throwing us?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45We kept looking for two master forgers,
0:40:45 > 0:40:47each with one perfect forgery.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Silly. There never were two master forgers.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52There was one master forger and he made two tickets. Am I right, sir?
0:40:52 > 0:40:54You and Carstairs met here last year.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56We checked - we know you were both here -
0:40:56 > 0:40:58and the two of you came up with the idea.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00He makes the perfect ticket with the winning number,
0:41:00 > 0:41:03you use your computer to dump the lottery computer's memory,
0:41:03 > 0:41:07then you present the winning ticket and the computer can't verify it.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Fascinating theory.- Isn't it?
0:41:10 > 0:41:13We just talked with Mr Carstairs at Rikers.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18- Oh, you did?- Yes, sir. We did. - Um, Sycamore.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20And he was very informative.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23He told us that he didn't get much out of the split.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Seems that you used most of the funds by yourself -
0:41:25 > 0:41:28alimony, gambling debts, that computer company of yours.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Wasn't much left for him
0:41:30 > 0:41:32and he couldn't exactly come to the police about it, could he?
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- How am I doing?- Pretty good.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39- Yeah, he was a little cranky about it.- I'll bet.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41But I never thought he'd forge another ticket.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42DOG BARKS
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Maxey, Maxey.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Fingered by a paw. You know what?
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Here.- Oh, oh, oh! Don't run here!
0:41:54 > 0:41:57All right, Claude! Have security seal the exits!
0:41:57 > 0:41:59I'm the cops. How can I get in touch with security?
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Watch it. Coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Police! Coming through. Very sorry. Sorry, sir.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09I've got a badge here somewhere.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Hey! Ho!
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Excuse me. Thank you. Sorry, dog.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- He does have great lines. - It's a she.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Oh. I'll believe you know the difference.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31Hang on. Hang on.
0:42:32 > 0:42:37- Nice doggie. Excuse me. Police! - I'll be right back.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Police coming through!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52OK! Excuse me.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- He hasn't made it to an exit. None of my men have spotted him. - Well, keep looking, sir.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Hello, Victor.- We lost him.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Lady, you better do something about these dogs.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13- Well, what do you want me...? Oh, terrific.- Oh, come on.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17DOGS BARK
0:43:17 > 0:43:18Go! Go!
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Terrific.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Michael wanted me to read him a bedtime story.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41He hasn't done that in forever.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44What are you looking for?
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Those brochures on the Darcey cabin resorts.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- I took them.- You did? What for?
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Three days bought and paid for.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07You're kidding. Oh, wow! Oh, boy!
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Ha!
0:44:10 > 0:44:12I opened an account at the bank this morning.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14It was going to be a surprise.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20"Baby Lacey."
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Harvey, you're the best.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It's one of those special deals -
0:44:23 > 0:44:27you can't get your money back without substantial forfeiture and all that stuff.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32- But, Harvey, the trip is not refundable either. - Yeah, the cheque's going to bounce.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38You know what this is like? This is just like that story where...
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Where she sells her hair and he sells his watch.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Oh, no, baby. Hey, we'll borrow till payday. It'll be OK.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46No, it's just that you bought me what I wanted
0:44:46 > 0:44:49and I bought you what you wanted and it's so romantic, Harvey.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- I always want what you want. - Yeah?- Mm-hm.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55You really wanted to take me to the mountains for a romantic weekend,
0:44:55 > 0:44:57even when I'm pregnant and I feel like a whale?
0:44:57 > 0:45:01- Yes.- Oh, Harvey! - Oh, God, I love you, Mary Beth.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05Yeah?
0:45:08 > 0:45:09Yeah.