Valentine's Day Mascara

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Beth, right? I'm Iain. I served with Kenny.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06That's not Kenny in there. Not any more.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Lily, I owe you a drink for looking after Ella all day.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16I mean, you're a young woman. Would you be interested in an older man?

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- It was Mum's funeral!- Exactly.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Where did you disappear?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23It was all a bit deathey, you know? So...

0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Go on.- No.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12You know you're tempted.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm absolutely not tempted, in the slightest.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20OK. Question is,

0:01:20 > 0:01:21can you take the master?

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Oh, best of five.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33BOTH: One, two, three, go!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- 1-0.- Yes.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39BOTH: One, two, three, go!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43BOTH: One, two, three, go!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57If he gets you chocolates, you save me some.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I will, I'm on a diet.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Not for long.- Ey?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04When you marry Sinbad, you can let yourself go, love.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Shut up, no-one's marrying anyone and don't call him that.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10You got sexy underwear on?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Look, will you get inside? He might see you.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14So what?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16We don't want him seeing what I'll turn out like, do we?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Cheeky mare.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19You'd do well to look this good at my age.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Get yourself your own sugar daddy and stop hassling me.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I bloody wish.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ask him if his dad's around.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27You're so romantic.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hey, romance is nothing, girl.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Empty words and alcohol, designed to get into a girl's knickers.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35You've got proof of that right here.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You get him for all he's got. You lie back and you think of England.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40All right. See you later, Mum.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Say bye to Mummy

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Say bye-bye, Mummy.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47You remember to ask him if his dad's available.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm not fussy!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Runs in the family.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hello, beautiful lady.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hi, Bobby.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, you're all sweaty.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Warm day.- In February?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Happy Valentine's Day.- Awww.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I'll give you your present later.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh. I might give you yours, then.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oi!

0:03:18 > 0:03:19One, two, three.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, come on! OK, OK, first to ten.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I can do this all day.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Doctor Knight, Doctor Hardy?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yes, that's correct.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Apologies for the delay, we can start the reading now.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Why the suit? It's not the funeral.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Shut up.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Ah! good morning Lou-lou.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- What do you want? - Why would I want anything?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42You never say it like that.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44You're too suspicious, that's your problem.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Just accept the warmth of a colleague's friendship.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I am not going out with you tonight.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Things are not and they have never been that bad.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I never asked you, did I?! - Well, I'm just saying.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Holby Singletons Valentine's Night Out.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Come and have a dance, because misery likes company.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11I shall see you there.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I can't wait to hear this one. Ah, good morning.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Morning.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26The usual?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27No.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Today is the day of romance. I'm going to get the coffee for you.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, get you, Mr Lover-lover.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Skinny latte?- I certainly am.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Left my wallet.- Oh, OK.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- You OK?- Yeah. You made me jump.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08If you're a skinny latte, what does that make me?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Double espresso?- I like it.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22All other goods to be sold at auction

0:05:22 > 0:05:26and given to the hospital fund...

0:05:26 > 0:05:28..bits and bats...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30They couldn't make it.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Ah, here! My sons.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Caleb Knight and Ethan Hardy.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39"The proceeds of the estate sale to be shared equally.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43"However, Ethan is to hold Caleb's share in a trust fund

0:05:43 > 0:05:47"with power of attorney, until such time as he believes his brother...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50"..won't spend the lot

0:05:50 > 0:05:53"on gambling, drink and women".

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Sorry, is...

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- That's all it says?- Yes.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Caleb!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You drove me here!

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Morning, ladies. All right? Morning, you OK?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41See you later.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Special announcement, ladies, Tony.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Today at 11 o'clock we'll be having an extended break,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56everyone to meet in here.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Someone tell Phil and Max, please.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02There will be a drink for you all and hopefully some good news.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Don't look at me.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Your shift has finished.- One more?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17As long as staffing don't hassle me. There you go.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- What is this?- Read it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Make sure you finish soon, as there's no money for overtime.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yvonne Howarth?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I knew you was a witch, but I never know you was psychic.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57What you on about, dizzy mare?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59He got an engagement ring.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Yes! Get in, girl!- Sack that.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I'm not marrying him, I was enjoying a night out and...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08an easy time at work but...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I don't want to spend the rest of my life with him.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You listen to me, girl,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15there's a broken washer back here £5.50 an hour is not going to pay for!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I told you to slam it.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I did! The stupid thing's older than me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Anyway, that's not the point, the point is,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25you marry Sheikh Loads-a-Money and that's you and these kids sorted.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yeah, and you.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yeah, but that's just a happy coincidence.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Listen, I'm thinking of you, love.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And let's face facts, you're not getting any prettier.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Oh, sod off, Mum!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND

0:08:36 > 0:08:39No more brown bread and pudding for us, little one.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Your mummy, she's just hit the jackpot.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've not worn heels for about five years.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's not like riding a bike, I can tell you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55It looked more like you'd fainted to me.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57No, I didn't. Don't be silly.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00You shouldn't be riding a bike at your age.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I will arrange an X-ray.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Couldn't you just strap it up?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06The show starts soon.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Why are you dressed as ice skaters?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10You really shouldn't be ice skating at your age.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12We're a magic act, we're doing a show this afternoon.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14No show for you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16This could be fractured, at the very least it is a bad sprain

0:09:16 > 0:09:19so you need to keep your weight off it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Sorry for being so clumsy.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- And it should be called a lying show.- Sorry?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Magic is lying.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Oh, sod it.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Cheryl, give her a shout, will you?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55She'll be powdering her nose.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oi, no drinking it yet!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Here you go, come and get a drink.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05And I'll have two hundred king size.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- OK, so I need another favour. - Do you now?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I need you to ring work and tell them

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Tiana's swallowed a marble and I need to get off.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Don't talk soft, you're just getting the jitters.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Mum, I am not marrying Bobby!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24OK? For God's sake, will you just help me out?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Change of plan.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Where are you?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, I'm not spending money we don't have, that's for sure.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32FIRE ROARS

0:10:36 > 0:10:37No cigs.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Amy?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Amy?!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Everybody outside, fire!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- A penny for them?- Ey?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Your thoughts.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You were miles away.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Were you miles away?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I don't get you.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Helmand.- What?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42No, I was just working out my fantasy football team.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ah, right.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Fair enough.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Right, come on, ladies let's have you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52No time for tea, time to go to work. Mac, you're with me,

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Iain, you're on the second wagon. Chop, chop.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- You got her?- No.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Amy?!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Amy, where are you?!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Amy?!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Bobby, don't come in!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17SHE SCREAMS

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Right, the fire service are on their way apparently.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Two people still inside, the owner and one of the workers.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32What I need you to do is rig a trolley...

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Iain? Iain!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Iain!

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Come on, Caleb.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Nothing to talk about.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I understand if you're annoyed.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Understatement.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58But don't take it out on me.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I didn't write her will.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Really?- Don't be ridiculous.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Always banging on to her about me being the irresponsible one.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11You may not have written her will but you were the little birdie in her ear, giving it all that.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14She didn't need anyone telling her that you were irresponsible.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Yeah, that's what I thought.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Come on, you can't actually think that...

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Cal. Morning.- Good morning.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Morning.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29So they want your suggestions?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Yeah, they also used the words 'possibilities' and 'hypotheticals'. - Hmmm.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Whatever I suggest, they'll take to the board and then it'll become...

0:13:36 > 0:13:39What's the opposite of hypothetical?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Thetical? - Yeah, why not?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43It'll become thetical.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46So who's for the chop?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Well it has to be Caleb.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49He's the locum, isn't he?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Can we do with one less registrar?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54No, we can't but it wasn't a polite request.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56No.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59If that fire doesn't kill him, I will.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01No, no hang on, Jeffrey, I can hear the sirens.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Yeah, well we've got no time for that, Mac.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- OK, Mac. All right I got you.- Amy!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I got you let's get him to the ambulance,

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- let's get him to the ambulance.- Amy!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Let's get you sat down here. We're here now.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15That's it that's all right.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hey!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18I'm fine.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Amy...

0:14:41 > 0:14:43SHE COUGHS

0:14:47 > 0:14:50SIRENS IN BACKGROUND

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Help!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Help!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'm going to wait here, see if they find the girl but don't disappear

0:15:19 > 0:15:22when we get back to the ED though, OK? We're having words.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Why?- Not now.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29The girl, she's over here.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Two inbound from a fire, one female, query fractured ankle

0:15:36 > 0:15:38one male burns, ETA two minutes.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- BOTH: I'll take the burns. - I'll take it.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Why?- I'm older.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Not wiser.- Well, I think you should both wrestle for it...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46in your undies.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51BOTH: One, two, three, go!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Show the way please, dear Robyn.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, and I'm strictly commando, by the way.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Oh, You are a bad man.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Hello, who've we got?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Right here.- And me. - The best of the best.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Right, this is Mr Joshi, he's 40-years-old he's got

0:16:05 > 0:16:10partial thickness burns to his hands and back. Sats 98, pulse 88,

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Resps 24, BP 150/90...

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Doctor Hardy!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Right, this is Amy Webster, 23 years old.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20She fell about 15 feet on some pallets, she has been KO'd.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23GCS has been 15 throughout, query fractured left ankle.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27BP is 140 systolic and we've given her a gram of IV paracetamol so far.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Great straight through to left, please.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Hi, Amy, I'm Robyn. - Is Bobby all right?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Well, we'll get you settled and I'll go and find out, all right?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37It must be very exciting working here.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Strange what you get used to, mate.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41You must stay off it for the next few days.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43There's a lot of ligament damage

0:16:43 > 0:16:46and the swelling needs to go down before you put any weight on it.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Are you on any medication?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Not a thing. Fit as a fiddle, me.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Right. Will your husband be taking you home?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56He's not my husband.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00He's the most eligible bachelor in my ballroom dancing class.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02He only joined us a few weeks ago,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05there was nearly a bloody stampede.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Do you have an ice pack at home?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10He makes me as nervous as a school girl.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I never thought I could feel like that again.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Yes, I do have an ice pack.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20How do ladies get the men?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22However they can.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24But mainly dancing.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26If he can still dance,

0:17:26 > 0:17:30then he can probably still dance, if you catch my drift.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Keep your leg elevated whenever possible.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oi! This way.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Sorry, senior moment.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47We are allowed.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Right, Iain. Let's have that word.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- You can't do that.- What?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04You know what, go all gung-ho.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07There were people in there. Simple as.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09But you go charging off like that you risk getting injured.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Then you're no good to anyone. You know this. I shouldn't have to tell you this, we're a team,

0:18:13 > 0:18:18- we have to follow procedure.- But I'm not going to stand there and wait for extraction while they fried.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Look, that man's alive because of me.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Yeah, but it could have been different, couldn't it?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Well, I'd do the same again.- You're not helping yourself here, mate.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- We're not here to help ourselves. - OK, have it your way, you're on cleaning duty.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I want this wagon spotless by the time we finish the shift.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Iain?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Oh, it's fine. - Yeah, but your hand's not.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Nose and mouth clear of soot...

0:18:45 > 0:18:47..sats OK.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Sorry, sorry but the sooner we get this done, the sooner it will stop hurting.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52You're doing well, Mr Joshi, OK?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Call me Bobby. It hurts like hell.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I know what you mean...

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I did that making cheese on toast last week,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I moaned about it for days.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03You're a lion of a man.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05How long were you in the room, Bobby?

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Not long.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I couldn't see a thing... Argh! - Oh, sorry.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11We'll organise a chest X-ray to be on the safe side.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14In the meantime, can we get this man another 5 of morphine?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- And I'll get some blood gasses. - I need to see Amy.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23She's next door in... relatively, safe hands.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Where's my jacket?- Your jacket?- Yeah.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Here, I'll take that. - Inside pocket.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Wow.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Wow, Bobby. I know we've only just met but you've just made me

0:19:43 > 0:19:44the happiest girl in Holby.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Can I see her?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50He just ran straight back in?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53You wouldn't think he was the type, he's quite mousy, really.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55That's the most romantic thing I think I have ever heard.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57You sure he's all right?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I can double check but I'm sure he'll be fine.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I think this is most likely going to need surgery. So we'll arrange an

0:20:03 > 0:20:07X-ray, please, nurse and I'll have orthopaedic surgeons take a look.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Can I help you?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I am cupid.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19And my brave knight would like to have a word or two...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21four, with your lovely patient.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Sorry, no absolutely not, I haven't finished my assessment yet. - Excellent. Charlie!- Yeah.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Look at you, you crazy man.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Guys, quickly! In resus two!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44There's romance taking place.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48You not intrigued?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Romance doesn't really get me excited.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Why's that then?- Well, if you feel you're missing out...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, I'm not missing out at all.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Not exactly how I thought this would go.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Bobby...- How's your ankle?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07It's killing me, maybe we should...

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I know we haven't been seeing each other that long...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16..and I know I'm not like your other boyfriends...

0:21:16 > 0:21:19but I'd take care of you.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21And Tiana and Bailie.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'd take care of you really well.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Bobby, don't...

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh, my...

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Cor, you could choke a dog with that.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Is that a yes?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah, course.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51APPLAUSE

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Very good, can we clear the room now, please?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Spoilsport.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Thank you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Get lost, it's me thanking you.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12We'll get him patched up and get you guys back together in a jiffy, OK?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I can take those thank you.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Always nice to be reminded of what we're missing out on, ey?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I take it we'll see you at the singletons party?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm the high commander of the singletons, it's my sworn duty.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Haven't you got a home to go to? - I just dismissed my last patient.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Will there be dancing tonight at the party?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Erm... Yeah, I imagine.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Can I ask you a question? - Of course.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- It's personal though.- OK.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's just you and me. I'll keep it to myself.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58I want to know what people do

0:22:58 > 0:23:00when they can't stop thinking about something?

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Right.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Can you? Whatever it is?

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, they say talking is the best thing.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Talking. So that's what you do is it?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Well, I work

0:23:12 > 0:23:14and I keep my head down until it stops.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18What about when you're not working? When you're on your own?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I put the radio on.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25I like request shows, "Can you play "You Got the Love" for my girlfriend

0:23:25 > 0:23:29"Tina? she means the world to me and I've forgotten her birthday..."

0:23:30 > 0:23:35I suppose it keeps you thinking about someone else not yourself?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Not people you know either.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40There you go you're done.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- If you want to talk to someone... - Yeah, thanks.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56X-ray are ready for her.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Great. And can you double check X-ray are ready?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I've just been and sorted that.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Yes, please.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09That should be better.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12It is.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15The chest X-ray and gasses are clear so, let's move him to cubicles.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Right, I'll see if there's any room at the inn.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- I have to say, that is one cracking looking fiance?- Thanks.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Sorry to interrupt, but do you have a moment please, Doctor?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Certainly, Ethan.- It can wait if you're busy with your patient.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29No, I said yes.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34I wish I could help you, mate, but I'm on till late.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36We'd better let them know...

0:24:36 > 0:24:37I'm so sorry Douglas...

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Excuse me?

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Where is the show?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Just around the corner the nursing home. Mr Wife's there.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh, I thought...

0:24:50 > 0:24:53No, no, no, I'm married.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yvonne is a friend.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- It's totally disrespectful. - Why you freaking out?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01You're not the one who's just had their little brother put in

0:25:01 > 0:25:05- a position where he can Lord it over you.- I will not Lord it over you, but you'll certainly try

0:25:05 > 0:25:07and make my life a misery until you get your share.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09So save yourself the hassle.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Cal, I take our mother's request seriously.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14I take our mother's request seriously.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16- You're supposed to be a doctor. - You're supposed to be a doctor.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Stop it.- Mummy's boy.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Really? After what we heard this morning?- Will it be cheque or cash?

0:25:22 > 0:25:23You wish.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Calm down, why you getting so stressed?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Excuse me, may I point out that you do actually have an audience.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34May I also suggest in these trying times that our beloved trust will be

0:25:34 > 0:25:37looking for every excuse to thin the herd.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Do you see what I am getting at? - Yes.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41No, what.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44More cuts, little brother. No more locums.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Well, that would be a shame.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Don't think you're safe just because you're resident.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50You think your patient ratings will be high?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'm on a funded scheme, I'm perfectly safe thank you.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- And by the way, patients want treating, not entertaining. - They want treating by human beings.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00That girl in there has just been guilt-tripped into getting married.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03She wants someone to talk to, a friendly voice.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Not a robot.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- I'm not a robot!- Excuse us.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Just where to put your hands and which way to move around.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15I've seen videos of it.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Well, OK.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Douglas is a wonderful dancer, I'm sure he won't mind.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Excellent...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24But...

0:26:24 > 0:26:26But what?

0:26:26 > 0:26:31If I could find a replacement, I wouldn't be letting him down

0:26:31 > 0:26:35and perhaps that would work in my favour, so...

0:26:36 > 0:26:38You need to finish that sentence.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40One good turn deserves another.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46It's a... a very nice ring.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Yeah.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49If, you know...

0:26:49 > 0:26:51that's what you want.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh, my giddy aunt, will you look at you?

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- They might have to pin it. - Pin a diamond?

0:27:02 > 0:27:03My leg.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oh, that'll heal.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08This however, that'll will sparkle for ever.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Unless we get skint and have to cash it in.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm joking you, sweetheart, I'm keeping your spirits up.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Sorry, relatives aren't really allowed in here.- Oh.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Are you going to manhandle me, Doctor?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27No.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- So this goes into here... - So where is it really?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I have it, it never goes in the envelope.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I told you it was all lies.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Of course it's a lie, if magic really existed,

0:27:44 > 0:27:46you'd have been disappeared years ago...

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Douglas...

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Sorry, sorry, yes.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53You just hold up the envelope I'll point with the wand...

0:27:53 > 0:27:57Erm, the home called, it's now or never. The natives are getting restless.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- Thank you, Noel. - I hope your wife enjoys it.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04'Put in a good word.'

0:28:04 > 0:28:06I'm impartial.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07There's a big drink in it for you.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Now you're talking.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13All right. Look, Charlie, I'll level.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16I was banking on getting this house money to pay off a load of creditors.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18I've let these loans...

0:28:18 > 0:28:22stagnate, shall we say? And they've all come on top.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I can't lose this job now.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Ding-ding, round three.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33What?

0:28:34 > 0:28:36There's soot in the sputum.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40OK, leave him here guys.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Charlie, can you give him 5 of nebulised salbutamol

0:28:42 > 0:28:44and I'll repeat blood gasses.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47His X-ray was clear.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49His breathing was fine 10 minutes ago.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Bobby, Bobby? I'm going to need you to wake up, mate.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Everything OK?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Yes.

0:28:58 > 0:28:59It's just this...

0:29:00 > 0:29:05I realise I may have neglected to mention that, erm...

0:29:05 > 0:29:07that my wife was in the nursing home.

0:29:07 > 0:29:12Oh, don't, it's fine, you don't have to tell anyone if you don't want.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13Right...

0:29:13 > 0:29:15It's erm...

0:29:15 > 0:29:17it's complicated in there.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Which hand for the feather?- Left!

0:29:22 > 0:29:28My wife and I... it's been complicated for some time.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- I should stay here...- Really?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34It's cold out, I'll wait for you here, good luck Lily.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39- Left hand.- If you're sure?

0:29:39 > 0:29:40I am.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I'll come back when it finishes.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54I couldn't live like that...

0:29:54 > 0:29:57How long do you think you'll be off work now? Two months?

0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Three? Do you get sick pay with a zero hours contract?- No.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Do you get a pension? You got savings?

0:30:03 > 0:30:05What do you reckon your kids are going to do for a living?

0:30:05 > 0:30:09Hoping Baillie gets signed to Arsenal so he can look after you?

0:30:09 > 0:30:12I was maybe hoping I might meet someone I fancied.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15You'd better bag that doctor then cos he's the only fit man

0:30:15 > 0:30:17earning decent coin that you're going to meet.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19- Love does not pay the rent. - Neither do you.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23OK, we got Smoke inhalation, sats were 98% on arrival and GCS 14...

0:30:25 > 0:30:27- Sats now 95.- Thanks Charlie.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Hello I am Zoe I am one of the consultants

0:30:29 > 0:30:31I just want to listen to your chest.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36I can already hear the upper airway oedema.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40- He was breathing fine. - Can you sit forward for me?

0:30:46 > 0:30:48What's wrong?

0:30:48 > 0:30:51It seems that in the fire you may have breathed in some smoke

0:30:51 > 0:30:52which has burnt your airway...

0:30:53 > 0:30:56OK lie back down for me.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57Let's keep a very close eye on him

0:30:57 > 0:31:00and start him on an adrenaline nebuliser please.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03If he develops any stridor we'll have to intubate.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04Was he in a lot of pain from his other burns?

0:31:04 > 0:31:08He was laughing and joking 30 minutes ago. I should've seen...

0:31:08 > 0:31:11There was nothing to see. You did well to spot it.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Let's just hope we caught it in time.

0:31:35 > 0:31:40Hi. Sorry...I got your number from Kenny I tried texting.

0:31:40 > 0:31:41Did you not get it?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Yes, you were always good at magic.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50The golf club dinners, they always made you do the scarves.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53The other wives, all starry eyed.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57I remember thinking, I get to go home with him.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03- They are ready. - Shall we go home soon?

0:32:06 > 0:32:07After the show...

0:32:10 > 0:32:11come on.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Here you go... Yvonne?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22What?

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Were you asleep?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26No, I'm not tired, thank you for the drink.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34I want him back home, I really do,

0:32:34 > 0:32:38and if the doctors say he's ready then I'm all for it.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40But... we just sit there...

0:32:40 > 0:32:42after the "how are you?"'s And the "nice journey over?".

0:32:42 > 0:32:45He just looks a bit embarrassed and goes quiet.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47We did a session together with a psychiatrist

0:32:47 > 0:32:50and Kenny didn't shut up, he told me everything that happened...

0:32:50 > 0:32:52So why do you need me to tell you then?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Cos he wasn't actually telling me,

0:32:54 > 0:32:57he was doing what he has got to do to get out of there.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04There was no twinkle in his eye, no change in his voice,

0:33:04 > 0:33:06it was just like talking to a robot.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09Honestly I don't think there's anything to worry about.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Listen, I've got to get on ..Sorry.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Nothing to worry about?

0:33:14 > 0:33:18I know we don't know each other very well, Iain but...Look at you.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19What?

0:33:19 > 0:33:22You haven't had to spend six months in a rehabilitation centre but

0:33:22 > 0:33:26the tiniest mention of Afghanistan and you're sweating like a pig.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27There's nothing to say.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29That's what he says! But there clearly is.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33He changed...

0:33:36 > 0:33:38and I get that what happened would do that,

0:33:40 > 0:33:42but I don't understand Iain...

0:33:43 > 0:33:46I don't know what he needs now, I don't know what

0:33:46 > 0:33:50I can do to help him move forward and you went through it too...

0:33:50 > 0:33:55I just hoped you could help?

0:33:55 > 0:34:01Beth right listen to me I am really sorry but there's nothing to say.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Thank you, thank you, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15Now, when I was at school I played a bit of a trick on my teacher.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I said to him I've got these three lengths of ropes.

0:34:18 > 0:34:25One short one, one medium size one, and one long one.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30And I said to him I bet you I can get all these ropes to be the same length.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33He said I bet you can't.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Right here you go then I put this one there,

0:34:35 > 0:34:38this one just there and this one just there now all

0:34:38 > 0:34:43I have to do is just blow and these ropes will all be the same length.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Sorry, sorry as I was saying!

0:34:55 > 0:34:57All I have to do is just blow

0:34:57 > 0:35:02and these three ropes will all be the same length watch.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Thank you thank you very much.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Yeah, well break times are 15 minute aren't they,

0:35:18 > 0:35:20unfortunately not 15 hours.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22True.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26Iain? IAIN!

0:35:33 > 0:35:35You took me a bit literally sun bean,

0:35:35 > 0:35:37this is cleaner than hiss dinner plate.

0:35:37 > 0:35:38Ha ha.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42Right shifts over so I thought we might go to this?

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Don't suppose us sad sacks have got anything to do have we?

0:35:44 > 0:35:50Yes sounds good. Listen sorry about earlier.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52It's all right don't worry about it.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Is that um is that perfume?

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Have you've had a woman in here.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09That was for Danielle and all the girls at St

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Mary's high, she hopes you all got loads of Valentine's cards...

0:36:14 > 0:36:15What's happened to him?

0:36:15 > 0:36:19He's...he's most likely inhaled some hot smoke, which has

0:36:19 > 0:36:20damaged his wind pipe.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23But he was in here talking to me just a bit ago?

0:36:23 > 0:36:27These burns they can take time to present, effectively,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29they're still ongoing...

0:36:29 > 0:36:34- Now in English.- At the moment, we have no idea how bad it could get.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Is he in danger?

0:36:36 > 0:36:37I couldn't say for sure.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41It's a good job you got that before then.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- What?- I'm just saying.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48I don't want to hear what you're saying, Mum.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Bobby's a better man than any of them you've brought back.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53He could probably eat one of them.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54Get out. Get out!

0:37:00 > 0:37:01How's his general health?

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Pretty dodgy PMH, overweight, hypertensive,

0:37:10 > 0:37:13investigated for query angina last year, borderline type 2 diabetes.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19My brother... he is the doctor next door...

0:37:22 > 0:37:26he thinks you were, well he used the word guilt-tripped.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Your brother's good...

0:37:37 > 0:37:38could he die?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41I wish I could tell you more we'll have to wait and see I am sorry.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43He's not very healthy.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46He eats what he wants, it's like comfort eating, you know?

0:37:46 > 0:37:50He can demolish a whole packet of biscuits without even realising...

0:37:50 > 0:37:52he gets out of breath running a bath.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I like him a lot

0:37:55 > 0:37:56but this ain't right.

0:38:02 > 0:38:03What should I do?

0:38:04 > 0:38:08I'm not the right person to ask about these like this.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10But there's no-one else here...

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Everything OK, Elaine?

0:38:24 > 0:38:26I'll see you next week?

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Elaine?

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Thank you Lily, you were wonderful.

0:38:45 > 0:38:46They liked it.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49They were very appreciative, yes.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51So sometimes lying is good.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Why didn't you tell Yvonne you had a wife?

0:38:58 > 0:38:59Because...

0:39:01 > 0:39:02I'm not sure I have..

0:39:16 > 0:39:18- Dr Hanna?- Yes?

0:39:18 > 0:39:21The gentleman's fiance would like to speak to him.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24He's not up to talking, Ethan.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26That's OK, she just wants to talk to him.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32OK.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47There's nothing to freak out about but Yvonne she is back in cubicles.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53Hey, double espresso... its skinny latte.

0:39:59 > 0:40:03Bobby I started the fire it was an accident though!...

0:40:07 > 0:40:14I knew you were going to propose and I tried to set the sprinklers off.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- It really was an accident.- OK.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26So I get you all burnt up and you give me a massive diamond?

0:40:29 > 0:40:30It's not fair.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39It's so not fair, I couldn't live with myself Bobby because...

0:40:41 > 0:40:47for all me thinking, arrogantly thinking, that I could do better...

0:40:50 > 0:40:52turns out you're too good for me.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00You are the best man I've ever known Bobby...

0:41:02 > 0:41:05you walked into a burning building for me,

0:41:05 > 0:41:09how is any other bloke meant to compete with that eh?

0:41:16 > 0:41:22What a cow. I am so sorry.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Please get better.

0:41:33 > 0:41:34Bobby, I don't deserve it.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57OK we need to help him now.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21What's the prognosis?

0:42:21 > 0:42:24He went off and his gasses were grim, ICU wanted him intubated.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32- I take it back, you're not a robot. - I know.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37What did you say to her?

0:42:37 > 0:42:38I told her about mum's will.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41About being given a responsibility you don't want...

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Get lost. You love having power over me.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48No, Cal, what I don't love is, even in her will,

0:42:48 > 0:42:51she put you first and I'm left to look after you.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Did you not stop and think for one second how upsetting it is to

0:42:53 > 0:42:55hear mum rattle on about your potential and how you can

0:42:55 > 0:42:58be the man you are supposed to be and not one word about me!

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Oh Ethan, can you wipe Cal's backside for him.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Who looks out for me Caleb?

0:43:11 > 0:43:13You told me you weren't on medication!

0:43:13 > 0:43:14I'm not, it was a one-off.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Yvonne took a beta blocker...

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- From Mrs Svensson, she has got loads.- Why?

0:43:21 > 0:43:24She rightly thought that beta blockers helped with anxiety

0:43:24 > 0:43:26but Mrs Svensson takes them for her heart.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28High dosage.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Very, 50 milligrams of Atenolol, she's still bradycardic

0:43:31 > 0:43:34- and hypotensive.- So you didn't fall?

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- It made me woozy. - Why on earth did you take them?

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Even I know the answer to that.

0:43:42 > 0:43:43We'll leave you to it for a while.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50Can you talk or are you still drugged up?

0:43:50 > 0:43:54I can always find the energy to talk to a charming young man.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56I'll see if I can find one for you...

0:43:57 > 0:44:02in the meantime though, we owe each other a proper explanation...

0:44:13 > 0:44:16OK, yes. Yes, thanks again. bye-bye.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Put me down.- Sorry?

0:44:21 > 0:44:24That form you got to fill in, put me down.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28If you see Charlie, tell him he's in trouble.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32Look, my brother's a better doctor than I'll ever be.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36I'm not arguing with you, am I?

0:44:37 > 0:44:41- So, you want me to suggest you for our staff budget cuts?- Yeah.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46OK. Pass me the form it's just in the bin then.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55I tell you what, I don't want to mess with your filing system,

0:44:55 > 0:44:59you seem to have put a lot of time and effort into it...

0:44:59 > 0:45:00That's very considerate of you.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05- I'll just, er...- Funny thing.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08- What is?- I had your brother in here five minutes ago,

0:45:08 > 0:45:11saying the exact opposite - how you were going to be a better

0:45:11 > 0:45:14doctor than anyone else, how we should support you.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38- Have fun, Lily.- I'm nervous.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Couple of pints of Dutch courage should help.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42What do you mean?

0:45:42 > 0:45:44A couple of cheeky drinks, love.

0:46:17 > 0:46:22What? No

0:46:29 > 0:46:31- One, two, three, go! - One, two, three, go!

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Doctor Ashford. Would you like to dance?

0:46:52 > 0:46:53Come on then.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59Yeah! go on, Ash! Well done, son.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02Right, I'm getting the drinks in. Who's having what?

0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Same again, please. - Yeah, I'll have half.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06Half, well I will have his other half.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08- Hey I am being sensible. - No, you are being a little girl.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Iai?

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Iai?

0:47:13 > 0:47:15- Not here.- What?

0:47:15 > 0:47:18- I'm off to see a lass. - What about sad sacks night?

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Yeah, solidarity of single blokes and all that.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24- Sorry, boys I will be thinking about you all night.- Oi!

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Where is he going?

0:47:28 > 0:47:29Say it louder.

0:47:29 > 0:47:30I am not used to drinking.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Then you are going to regret it in the morning.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40What are you doing?

0:47:40 > 0:47:43That's not really appropriate, Lily.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52- There must be something good on the telly tonight?- Yeah.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59- Something you said? - No... just too much to drink.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02Well isn't she the lucky one because I'm still sober.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04- Now that's what I call a hint. - OK, I'll get them.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Happy Valentine's day.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11Yeah, thanks for the card, yeah, thanks for yours.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Thank you.