0:00:03 > 0:00:05She's got a name now. Matilda. After Mum.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07LILY: 'My father passed away recently.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:09I've been doing this job far too long
0:00:09 > 0:00:12to be humiliated by an F2.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13He's not breathing.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15..Dr Chao?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Police negotiator was implying
0:00:17 > 0:00:19that we didn't handle the situation with due care and attention.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23And questioning why you were waving the gun around in the first place.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh, so, I brought this on myself?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Contrary to popular belief,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28it takes a wise and strong man to ask for help.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Say it again. Please. Just...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It sounds so... "Creche".
0:01:11 > 0:01:13..good! Say it one more time, please.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15"Cre-e-eche".
0:01:15 > 0:01:17There we go. That's the one.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Right. I am late.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21No... No, no, no, WE'RE late.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Well, OK, you drop her off and I can cover.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Why don't you take her? She's your daughter.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32All right, come on.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33You know it.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34BOTH: A-one, two, three, go!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's fine, I wanted to take her anyway.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40After all, I am her daddy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Yeah.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57So, anything anyone ever needs to know about dracaena...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59My mum's slight obsession...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I've been on aphid-duty since the age of six...
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Had my own little magnifying glass hunting Dysaphis plantaginea,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07the rose aphid. Rose aphid, yeah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11So, if you need anyone on aphid patrol, I am your man!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Well, I'll certainly give it some thought, thank you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Thank you.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I was just thinking, have you applied for your MCEM exams yet?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, no. Not yet. I was waiting for Lily.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, I think you should apply for the next sitting.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Really?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Only if you can handle the revision.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I can handle it, yeah. Bring it on.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Sooner the better.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38OK, let's see what we can do.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Lab's on some sort of go-slow.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Still waiting on Haematology. Can you give a shout?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46What, that's it? Wham-bam.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48No sweet nothings? No foreplay?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50What, just straight to business?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That's youngsters for you.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54What, no seduction. No wooing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55No decorum.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I... I'm really sorry. I was going to say...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Morning! You see!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Now, that's how you should greet your boss. A smile.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04A cheery hello. Hm?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE SCOFFS "Morning"?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11There you go! Now you got me feeling like Snow White.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I do believe I can hear the bluebirds...!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Sorry, I was... You're late.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Eight minutes. I was just carrying Mrs Beauchamp's...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You're late.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Punctuality is an expectation for your professional responsibility.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30She did ask me to. Is Mrs Beauchamp your clinical mentor...?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32No... Hm.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33LIFT PINGS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37LIFT: 'Lift going down...'
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hey. All good? Well, ah...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43If by "good" you mean, "Has my daughter's chances
0:03:43 > 0:03:46"of catching any one of a dozen communicable diseases,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48"just risen by 200%?"
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Then, "Yes, I'm good".
0:03:51 > 0:03:53MOBILE RINGS
0:03:55 > 0:03:56KEYPAD TONE
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Chief Superintendent.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02I'm listening.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07SHE SIGHS
0:04:07 > 0:04:10No, I fully understand,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13but that said, I don't condone your decision.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14OK.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17No, I do appreciate you calling, Jim,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20and I understand you need to protect your team,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22but where does that leave me? With...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yes, which makes my situation even worse.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32TYRES SCREECH
0:04:49 > 0:04:51THUDDING
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I do apologise, but Mrs Beauchamp wanted to talk to me.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16What could happen in eight minutes? Sorry?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Every second counts in the ED.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20People die. Patients bleed-out,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23seizures develop, hearts arrest, lungs collapse... Of course.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I want you to write a reflective piece for your portfolio.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28A list of all the things that could have occurred
0:05:28 > 0:05:30in the eight minutes you weren't here.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35SHE SIGHS
0:05:35 > 0:05:36You could boil a kettle.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Make a brew...
0:05:42 > 0:05:44..in eight minutes.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You could do THAT in eight minutes.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Thank you for mentoring. How's it going?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Fine.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Not everyone immediately gets what mentoring involves.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19In a medical environment, it's easy...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21"A mentor helps a mentee manage their own learning
0:06:21 > 0:06:24"in order to maximise their potential, develop skills
0:06:24 > 0:06:27"and improve performance."
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Ah.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I meant more that...
0:06:33 > 0:06:37"Mentoring is also a personal development and empowerment tool."
0:06:41 > 0:06:43She looks up to you, Lily.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Remember that. Might not always seem like it, but she does.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54You've done a very good job so far.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's all about potential. Hm?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Maximising potential.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Seizing an opportunity and taking possession of it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10OK.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11You feel me?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Um, yeah. Yeah...
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Good.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22'I just got some news.'
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Doesn't sound good...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Superintendent Gibson called, and, um...
0:07:29 > 0:07:32..the Armed Response officer who shot you,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34they're not recommending disciplinary action.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46'You gotta seize it, Eddie! Hm? Yeah.'
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Carpe-diem it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Sure.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51HE LAUGHS I said,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53do you KNOW what I'm saying?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yeah, mate, yeah.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57What...?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Sorry? Huh...?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Yes!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I can't hear you. Louder!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yes, yes! I know what you're saying, yes!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Good. Good.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Nice one, yeah?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13THUNK!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18And you might think sometimes I am being unnecessarily harsh,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22but it is a mentor's job to help a mentee reach her full potential.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yes, of course. And I wouldn't be doing my job
0:08:25 > 0:08:28or serving you best if I was just kind.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Right...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Kind. Yeah. OK.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Bang!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38So, that's it?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Official door's closed? End of? No. No.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm going to keep pushing, I'm going to keep rattling cages,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48but, to be honest, this is coming from the top, so...
0:08:48 > 0:08:51HE LAUGHS The whitewash begins, yeah?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You know what, I got shot. I know...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Do you know, if they want, I can show them the bullet hole.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Look. No-one is saying...
0:09:00 > 0:09:04A hole where... A hole where a policeman's BULLET...
0:09:04 > 0:09:05pierced my flesh.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17So, what do I do?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Do I let the wound just heal over..?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Do I let the scar tissue grow? Covering up what they done?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42HE GROANS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58HE GASPS AND PANTS
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's lovely.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07It's nice.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Nice job.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Trust me, Eddie boy, this is definitely going to work.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19'And there'll be an apology.'
0:10:22 > 0:10:24From the shooter?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28There'll be compensation, I... I'm sure...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31They give you his name? Wha...? No, of course not.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I want to know his name.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Well... They won't.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I mean, they're never going to give you his name.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38I think it's only right.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I get to know the name of the guy that tried to gun me down.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43No, Jacob. It was just a...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45It was a man doing his job. It's just... Badly.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Very, very badly as it turns out.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49OK, "badly", but they are never going to give you a name.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51So, please just...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53What, you don't think I can't get that name myself? Huh? What?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56What, you don't think I know people who can get me that name?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58HE GRUNTS
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Now, remember, the second you hit the deck,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11you pull these off, right? Cos we need to see a bit of blood.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Trust me, man, I know this game.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19And you know that I know this game.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20'Right, before you go,'
0:11:20 > 0:11:22just remember our junior doctors,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Dr Munroe mentioned about completing her portfolio.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28So, if there are any ongoing treatments that would benefit an F2,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31please help Alicia complete her workplace-based assessments.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Right. Thank you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Sex with Ethan. What?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Well, Charlie mentioned you wanted
0:11:38 > 0:11:40a list of things that can happen in eight minutes?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42HE LAUGHS
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Get ready, Eddie boy.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You're about to earn us some serious cash.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Three...two...one...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Bounce!
0:12:01 > 0:12:02GLASS SMASHES, TYRES SCREECH
0:12:04 > 0:12:06HE GROANS
0:12:12 > 0:12:14(Hey! I said OVER the bonnet!)
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Is he OK? What do you mean, "Is he OK"?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You rammed into him, didn't you, with a speeding van?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Course he's not OK! He just ran out in front of me.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25No, mate, I saw you, you were speeding!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30(Hey!)
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Yeah. Yes, you can...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yeah, can I get an ambulance, please?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Hey, mate. Yeah, I saw everything, man.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32It was brutal. Trust me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36This guy over here, stepped into the road, all innocent and everything.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Next thing you know, this geezer over here
0:13:38 > 0:13:41comes screaming down the road like a madman in his van!
0:13:41 > 0:13:42And you definitely weren't knocked out?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46No, no, I remember everything. All right, mate, just lay still.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50We'll get you sorted. And where does it hurt now?
0:13:50 > 0:13:51It's in me shoulder, me leg...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54All right, I'll get a line in and give him five of morphine, yeah?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Listen, he didn't stand a chance. Trust me.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01He's lucky to be alive if you ask me!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Germs are good for babies.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It's a proven fact.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Ah, Charlie, can you tell him?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Babies need exposure to germs, that's a fact.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You didn't see the pestilence in the creche!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14ETHAN SIGHS
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I can't believe I'm hearing this! What?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Cal Knight under the thumb of a three-month-old snotbox
0:14:19 > 0:14:21by the name of Matilda...
0:14:21 > 0:14:25All right, what have you got? Right, this is Eddie Hunte, 26,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28hit by a van at approximately 30 miles an hour on Flood Street.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Yeah, it was more like 50mph.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32The other guy was seriously speeding. Excuse me, sir,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34do you want to wait with me a moment and we'll let them do their jobs?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Pulse, 88.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38BP, 130 over 74. Sats, 99...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Yeah, you know what, the kid ain't got no-one else.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I've gotta go with him, yeah? He's got a head wound.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Query dislocated left shoulder.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47We've got IV access, immobilised him,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50given him ten of morphine and Entonox en route to good effect. OK.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Middle bed, please. Right.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59OK, let's get him over.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02On three, please, if everybody's got a bit?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05On one, two, three.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08REEL WHIZZES, HE GASPS
0:15:08 > 0:15:09(He's got a run!)
0:15:15 > 0:15:18REEL WHIZZES, HE GRUNTS
0:15:21 > 0:15:24OK, can you move your neck for me, please?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK, great, yup.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I'm happy with his neck, let's get rid of the collar. All right, buddy.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You'll be a lot more comfortable without this lot.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Let me know if this is painful at any point.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Right, the lad outside says
0:15:39 > 0:15:42he definitely didn't lose consciousness before we got there.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45EDDIE WINCES
0:15:58 > 0:16:02OK, let's get routine bloods, a chest X-ray
0:16:02 > 0:16:06and some shoulder views, as well, please. So, is he a mate of yours?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Who...? The guy who brought you in.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Russell? Oh. Yeah, man!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah. Totally. We're solid. Yeah...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14MONITORS BEEP
0:16:18 > 0:16:21ANGLER LAUGHS
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Hey!
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Vanessa!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35HE PANTS
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oi!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Vanessa! No!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44THEY GRUNT AND SCUFFLE
0:16:44 > 0:16:46All right, Eddie,
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Lofty's going to be your designated driver to X-ray, OK?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Look... I won't...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I've not done any, like, permanent damage or anything, have I?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Let's just wait and see the films, yeah?
0:16:57 > 0:17:02I just don't want anything too serious. Course. Why would you?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Not draw attention.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05What "attention"?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I feel a bit Tom Dick. It's probably just the morphine.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13It really hurts, though...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16What do you mean by not drawing too much attention?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20A brother in a nurse's uniform, yeah?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22A sight you don't see too often.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23I'm the new James Bond.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25What, you ain't read about me yet?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27This?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Just trying some incognito.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31No, I'm serious, man.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32It's impressive, you know?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Working in this big old hospital. All in charge.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Hey, I bet you got the keys to all kinds of cupboards
0:17:38 > 0:17:41and cabinets and that, yeah? I don't know what you mean, man.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Hey, you probably write out all those, sick notes,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46"injuries sustained" stuff, don't you?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48No, my job is to help run the nursing staff.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I see. You know...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm thinking we can do a little bit of business together.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Know what I'm sayin'?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57HE CHUCKLES OK, I get it, you come up in here,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00you see a brother, and you think you know me?!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Hey! Mind yourself, you know, bro.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I ain't your "bro". You don't know me.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You understand? You know nothing about me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11I hear ya.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's cool.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14It's all cool.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22'It's my fish!'
0:18:22 > 0:18:23He was going to kill it!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Did he catch it? No. Did I catch it? Yes!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yes, but we have a "catch-and-release only" policy!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32So, it's MY fish!
0:18:32 > 0:18:33She's called Vanessa!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36And I've known her since she was six pounds! Argh!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38"Vanessa"! She's a carp.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Carp is dinner. Carp is a stew.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Carp is fillets with bread crumbs and egg!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Over my dead body!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Over HER dead body!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50My Christmas meal on Christmas Eve, with my family.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53We have special carp, karp zatorski.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55With dried mushrooms and hot sauerkraut.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Mmmm! Delicious!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Sir? Sir, can you put a sock in it, please?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Just while I have a look?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Right, he's got a large fishing hook thing embedded in his scalp...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Looks like a puncture wound... Yeah, it's called a gaff.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17And it's been ILLEGAL in every British club water
0:19:17 > 0:19:20for the last 30 years! Gaff, Iain. Apparently(!)
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Obviously(!)
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Right, he's got a knife embedded in his right shoulder...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27What's that?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Vanessa. SHE YELLS
0:19:29 > 0:19:30SHE SHUDDERS
0:19:30 > 0:19:32IAIN LAUGHS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34He's got a large gaff stuck out of his head,
0:19:34 > 0:19:36and you don't bat an eyelid. But one flap of a...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38No, blood and guts I'm used to.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40But fish...live fish... No. No way...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43What are you going to do with that? Kill it.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Let it go! It's my fish.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49X-rays should be on the system any minute. How's he been?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah. Fine. Good. Seems a bit concerned about his injuries...
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Not surprising. But not for himself. He's more worried about his mate.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01OK, Eddie, here we go.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03The good news is, pelvic X-ray is clear.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I can confirm two cracked ribs
0:20:06 > 0:20:08and one dislocated shoulder.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11On top of this head wound, which is, um...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13looking pretty good.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Jacob, I was thinking Alicia might want to do the shoulder reduction
0:20:18 > 0:20:21for her portfolio... OK, yeah. Yeah? I'll be back in a minute.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23All right.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25All right, Eddie, let's have a look at this wound, shall we?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Hmm...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32So, you want to tell me how you got yourself run over?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Ahh... This guy... He was driving like some crazy dude...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41OK.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Did you see him coming?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yeah... No...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Look... I...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I can't really remember, to be honest...
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Yeah, well, it's a good job Russell was there, eh? Yeah.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56You guys hang out much? Yeah, all the time...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I am not having that fish in my ambo. Dead or alive.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04There's no wriggle room on that. All right. Fair enough!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08We can't put these two in the same vehicle. It'll be World War III.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11..Sir! I was just saying you are not taking that fish
0:21:11 > 0:21:15onto any ambulance service vehicle. It's not happening.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18That is perfectly fine with me. No problem.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Good. So, you're going to pop it back in the water?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Fish don't come, I stay here.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27OK. Well, we've got to remove that from your head.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Let me just get it. No! NO. No, no, no, no!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Please, please, please, don't do that! Ahh, aah...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35If my fish don't come,
0:21:35 > 0:21:36I don't come.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51For sedation, I suggest propofol, slowly titrated to response,
0:21:51 > 0:21:55and reduce the dislocation using the Matson's traction technique.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02How's it going, Dix?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Swimmingly(!)
0:22:12 > 0:22:13HE CHUCKLES
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Right, Alicia. With the Matson's traction technique,
0:22:19 > 0:22:21you need to apply the most force upwards.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh. Can we try something else?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I think it would be more appropriate to use the technique I've suggested.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I know, but it's hard.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Takes a lot of brute strength.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33She's not wrong there. Let's put this down.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I know you have your own way,
0:22:35 > 0:22:38but on my last rotation, in Orthopaedics,
0:22:38 > 0:22:39we used the Spaso technique.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It's a much more gentle.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45We use the Matson's traction technique. But I can't do it.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Look, I could show you the Spaso technique.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I've seen it done lots of times before.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53You are here to be mentored by me. Not the other way round.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54I'd like to see her try it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I mean, if it works and causes less pain, I don't see why not?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well, it can't hurt just to see it, can it?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Great, OK.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Right, so, we start with the patient in the supine position.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You grasp by the wrist and lift vertically...
0:23:15 > 0:23:17..applying gentle traction...
0:23:17 > 0:23:20and the shoulder is externally rotated,
0:23:20 > 0:23:24and reduction usually occurs spontaneously.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Erm, sometimes pushing the humeral head back into position should...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39HE GROANS
0:23:39 > 0:23:40And voila!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Back in place! Yes, nice moves.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I think all our doctors should be reminded of this technique.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Yes. Interesting.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Well done.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Lofty? Did you ask Eddie who he wanted you to call?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yeah, I made the call earlier. So, who was it?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Parents? Family? Girlfriend?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Well, that's the weird thing, none of them. So, who?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Had the number all ready on a business card and everything.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14One of those.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Accident claims solicitor.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21OK, this is Jurek...Wojciecow... Wodgco...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Wojciechowski! Wojciechowski. That's it.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26He's been involved in a fight at a fishing lake.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28He's not been KO'd, various cuts and bruises,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30and he's got this gaff embedded in the side of his head.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I'm sorry, Dix, what's in the box?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34That comes with me. Yeah, all right, OK.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35I'm not letting her out of my sight!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38His resps are 16, the skin is tenting.... Iain?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Meet Vanessa. 12 pound ghost carp,
0:24:42 > 0:24:44involved in fisticuffs at local fishing lake.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Obs are all fine. Seems to be doing very well.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49(Right.)
0:24:49 > 0:24:51So, this was a fight about fish?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Yeah. He was about to kill
0:24:53 > 0:24:56one of our club's best-loved fish - Vanessa. "Loved"?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59You need a CT scan to ascertain if this has pierced your skull.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Course this fight wasn't about fish.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04It was about ostracisation!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Discrimination! Prejudice!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Prejudice?! Just because I am Polish,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11you think I am not fit to eat your British fish.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Yank it out, dear. It's nothing. I've much worse, many times.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Look! No-one eats our fish.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22These are not "eating" fish...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24"Not eating fish"?! You hear that?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26NOT EATING FISH?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32You're...what...Chinese, yes?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yes, from Hong Kong.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You eat carp in your country?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I think some people do.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41English are ridiculous about fish.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44And dogs... What, you eat dogs?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46No. We don't eat dogs.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48But we don't treat them like children,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51with special food and gel in their hair, and...
0:25:53 > 0:25:55I don't think it's too serious,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I think it's just gone into the muscle.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I'm pretty confident it's not gone anywhere near nerves or vessels.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03"Pretty confident"? And that's enough?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04This isn't just any fish!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07No, it's "Vanessa"!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Fish with names?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11What is this, Disneyland?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Squeeze my hands.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15We'll need an X-ray before we do anything else.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18You can never second-guess the length of a stab wound, any movement
0:26:18 > 0:26:21and it may involve the brachial plexus. ..Pull.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I have revised the upper limb for my MCEM prep.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28At our club, yeah, we catch the fish,
0:26:28 > 0:26:32we photograph the fish, we release the fish. UNHARMED!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Yeah, yeah, yeah...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Now, I don't need to tell you how stupid that was, right?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45You know...all the... Know what?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Well, you coming to my place of work, man,
0:26:48 > 0:26:51being all one-brother-to-another... What are you trying to say, man?
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Look...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Come on.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Look, I'm saying, yeah,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03that these walls have ears.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06What, so, you're saying that all that
0:27:06 > 0:27:09"Don't come up in my face in my place of work" talk
0:27:09 > 0:27:13that you've just given me in there, was just an act? I'm saying...
0:27:14 > 0:27:16If you want to talk business,
0:27:16 > 0:27:17then you gotta be more careful.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Discreet, yeah?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28OK.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Guess you're not as straight as you making out then, are you?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34JACOB CHUCKLES
0:27:34 > 0:27:37All right. So, tell me...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40What's going on with you and this young dude?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Insurance fraud?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47What, so he gets knocked over, by accident, but on purpose.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49And you and some bent lawyer
0:27:49 > 0:27:51show him how to max out the insurance claims.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Let's just say I keep an eye out for the boy, yeah?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57What, you and him tight?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Eddie? Hell, no!
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Eddie's just some stupid little care-in-the-community kid
0:28:02 > 0:28:05that does whatever I tell him to do, yeah? You know why?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Cos he's dumb and he thinks I'm cool.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12But ain't you worried about him getting hurt...badly?
0:28:12 > 0:28:14More hurt means more money.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15To a point.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Not if he's dead.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20I mean, you can't split no insurance money if he's dead.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Eddie's not dying. Well, not now.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27I mean, I'm assuming you guys are... Let me just get this straight, yeah?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Whose side are you on? What I gotta choose sides?
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Yes, you do have to choose sides. You know why? You see this?
0:28:32 > 0:28:35This is what is known as a victimless crime.
0:28:35 > 0:28:40The only people losing out are the banks and the insurance companies.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43You know as well as I do that they're the biggest robbers of all.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46OK.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Right, so you're...
0:28:49 > 0:28:52So, you're doing like a community service?
0:28:52 > 0:28:54You see? You got it. You got it, brother.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57So, you're either with me or you're against me.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06So, you don't kill the carp, then? No. Just photograph them.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08What, isn't that cruel?
0:29:08 > 0:29:09Killing them is cruel.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Yeah, but killing them to eat them, at least there's a point to it.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Exactly. The voice of sanity.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17So, who chooses the names?
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Well, the first person to catch them when they're big enough
0:29:21 > 0:29:23so that they've got a defined scale pattern.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27This is Vanessa...
0:29:27 > 0:29:29when she's 5 lb 7 ounces.
0:29:29 > 0:29:34Well, you really love your fishing, huh? And who's that?
0:29:34 > 0:29:35OK.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Two things.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41One, this box of fish can't stay here in my cubicle. And, two,
0:29:41 > 0:29:43just, just, just get this box of fish out of here!
0:29:43 > 0:29:47I'll take it to the staffroom. I won't let anyone else touch it.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50I'll leave this place with gaff in my head,
0:29:50 > 0:29:53blood pouring out of my veins.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Ooooh, my prayers in heaven.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Who is this?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I'm...Robyn? Staff Nurse Miller?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02You...
0:30:02 > 0:30:04are the most beautiful woman
0:30:04 > 0:30:07I have ever seen in my whole life, ever.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Without question,
0:30:09 > 0:30:11hesitation, deviation...EVER.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Have you been...? Has he been drinking? Yes.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17But alcohol could not cloud my vision.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20You gleam like an angel.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23You want specs, mate. Enough!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26This carp. Not in here. Carp?
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Staffroom. It'll be safe. I promise.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32If Robyn asks, I agree.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33Robyn?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38HE GROANS
0:30:38 > 0:30:41EDDIE PANTS
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Did you tell that nurse that I was your friend?!
0:30:48 > 0:30:50I forgot, I'm sorry, I di...
0:30:50 > 0:30:52So stupid! I mean, look at you.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55You already got more messed up than we need.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Sorry, Russ. I didn't... And it's "Russell" to you, all right?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Stick to the plan again and keep that shut.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05I for... I forgot, all right? I got really confused.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07I... My head is killing me, Russell...
0:31:07 > 0:31:09But you mess up this claim for me, and I swear...
0:31:11 > 0:31:14For you? Remember, I'm the brains behind all of this, all right?
0:31:14 > 0:31:16You're just the meat. And don't you forget it.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19You shouldn't be in here.. Sorry, mate, I was...
0:31:19 > 0:31:22I was just letting the kid know that the solicitor's arrived.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26HE PANTS
0:31:27 > 0:31:30This wasn't supposed to happen, not like this.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33What do you mean, "supposed"? You all right?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35He seems a bit confused, and he's been nauseous.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39OK, well, he's had some morphine, but no anti-emetics...
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Eddie? Are you all right? Can you hear me?
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Me head is... It hurts! What's going on? Your head?
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Behind me eyes, all in me head. All right, OK...
0:31:48 > 0:31:49let's lie him back..
0:31:49 > 0:31:52He's complaining of severe headache and worse nausea.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56I thought it might be to do with the shoulder sedation, but...
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Eddie, you hear me? I didn't know that it was going to hurt so much.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01I didn't want this! HE WHIMPERS
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Nobody wants to get run over, Eddie. It was an accident, all right?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Not supposed to go over.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Just under...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Eddie, how did you get the head injury?
0:32:12 > 0:32:13HE GROANS
0:32:13 > 0:32:15I've really messed this up, ain't I?
0:32:15 > 0:32:19He's got some bruising behind his ear. This could be Battle's sign.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Eddie, Eddie...
0:32:21 > 0:32:24What did you do?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Has Russell got anything to do with this?
0:32:26 > 0:32:29OK, we need a head CT to exclude a basal skull fracture.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32EDDIE GROANS All right, this is urgent! Now!
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Can't do it any good,
0:32:38 > 0:32:40being in a box like this.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Very hardy fish, apparently.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Don't need a lot of water.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Fish that doesn't need water?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Jurek said, in Warsaw at Christmas,
0:32:51 > 0:32:53they sell fish out of a barrel in the street.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Stay alive for days.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Yeah, but it's not right, though, is it? Carp in a box.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03MACHINE WHIRS
0:33:07 > 0:33:10All right, Eddie, we're nearly done.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Right, here we go.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Ohh... He's got a temporal fracture and an extradural.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24And he didn't lose consciousness at the RTC?
0:33:24 > 0:33:27So we were told. So, how did he get this?
0:33:29 > 0:33:30RATTLING
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Eddie?!
0:33:34 > 0:33:37All right, Eddie, just try and relax for me. Try and stay calm.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Looks a bit peaky to me.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Is it...supposed to swim on its side like that?
0:33:46 > 0:33:47Ah, no.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48No?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50That is not a well fish.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56CT was clear.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00Can you hold his head in position, please, whilst I release the hook?
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Photographs of fish...
0:34:06 > 0:34:07What is that?
0:34:07 > 0:34:10I've got photographs of Vanessa since like...
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Photographs are for family!
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Weddings. Christenings. Parties...
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Not for fish! Vanessa is family.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24JUREK LAUGHS You call fish a family?
0:34:24 > 0:34:28I named the fish.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30We...named her together.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32You know, after Vanessa.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Oh, so, you mean, the little girl in the photos?
0:34:36 > 0:34:38English carp fishermen(!)
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Very sad men.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Aww. You must be so pleased that your daughter
0:34:42 > 0:34:45likes to come fishing with you?
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Not... Not...
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Ah, well, no, not now,
0:34:48 > 0:34:50like boys and shopping and...
0:34:52 > 0:34:53TEARFULLY: Leukaemia.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Ahhh, the fish... Bad news, I'm afraid.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01It appears to have died.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Divine justice is served.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08"Died"? Belly up.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09Now,
0:35:09 > 0:35:12I can deepfreeze Vanessa.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Unfreeze her for Christmas lunch...
0:35:17 > 0:35:19..eat her with my family...
0:35:19 > 0:35:22And I send you a photograph, yes? HE WEEPS SOFTLY
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! Hey-hey!
0:35:25 > 0:35:26Crazy man!
0:35:26 > 0:35:29HE SOBS
0:35:32 > 0:35:37My...my.... My chest...! My chest... I did nothing...
0:35:37 > 0:35:40He feels clammy. Has this happened before?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Pills...pocket...
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Pills for what? For your heart? Beta blocker?
0:35:45 > 0:35:46HE PANTS
0:35:46 > 0:35:50Fill is slow. Heart rate's going through the roof.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52No, there's nothing in here. No, nothing.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55OK, Mac, let's get an ECG, and take him in to Resus, please.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56OK, all right, all right, mate.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00I don't understand. Why is he so upset? It's just a stupid fish.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02It's not about the fish.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04His daughter was called Vanessa, as well.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Hi, Eddie, you're back with us? What...?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10It's me, Jacob.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Scary nurse?
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Remember me?
0:36:13 > 0:36:16I don't... What?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Eddie, tell me, what happened to you?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Someone hit...me...on my head... I...
0:36:25 > 0:36:26You hit me?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29No...
0:36:29 > 0:36:32I was supposed to go over...
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Not under... I'll keep him on strict ten-minute neuro obs.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37And I'll speak to the neuro surgeons.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39..I had mine shaved number one all over.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Looked like a proper squaddie. How about you?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44I dyed mine flame red, when I was 19.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46You could see me coming for miles!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Sorry, guys. ..Um, Iain, where on Flood Street
0:36:49 > 0:36:51did you find Eddie this morning?
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Um, outside the shops. On the zebra. Outside Tariq's? Yeah.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Can I borrow Lofty for 20 minutes? Yeah...?
0:36:58 > 0:36:59Thanks.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02He's in SVT and he's compromised.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05You've had this before?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Go straight for cardioversion.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17Do you want some sedation? Start with 50 milligrams of propofol.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19MONITORS BEEP RAPIDLY
0:37:27 > 0:37:28Bring me an oxygen bottle.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Look, I think, when they're upside down like that, it's curtains.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33One oxygen bottle, please.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38They are like catfish in a dried-out river bed,
0:37:38 > 0:37:40they have strong survival instincts.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43They slow down metabolism, they can live on nothing for days.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48You're going to administer oxygen...to a carp?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51They play dead, they look dead. But they are not dead.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Like hedgehogs.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Bubbles...
0:37:55 > 0:37:56If you turn the thing on the top.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58More bubbles.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02BUBBLING
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Yep. Pupils equal and reactive.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Any changes? No.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18He said I was his bro, he...
0:38:19 > 0:38:21He said I was his bro.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Just... Just look sore.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29RETCHING
0:38:29 > 0:38:32HE RETCHES
0:38:32 > 0:38:34HE SPLUTTERS His GCS is dropping.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38Right. Let's, uh... do his blood sugar,
0:38:38 > 0:38:39check his VBG,
0:38:39 > 0:38:42and get some lorazepam in case he fits again.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Eddie?
0:38:47 > 0:38:48Tell me what really happened.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51He said he was my friend.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Listen, no friend is going to tell you to jump in front of a car.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57HE GROANS He's going again! Oh, he's gone...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59SUCTION GURGLES
0:38:59 > 0:39:00OK. He's bitten his tongue.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03GURGLING
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Eddie...
0:39:05 > 0:39:06What have you done, hmm?
0:39:10 > 0:39:12HE MURMURS IN POLISH
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Yup. Tube's in. Good bilateral air entry.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28OK, cricoid off. Secure the tube, please.
0:39:29 > 0:39:30OK.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Oh, he's blown his left pupil... SHE SIGHS
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Must be pressure on the brain stem. Yeah... Heart rate dropped to 40.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43BP increasing 200 over 125. OK. Let's nurse him head-up, please.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45It's not good. All right, take over. Yeah.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47All right, let's get an A line in
0:39:47 > 0:39:49and keep an eye on his blood pressure.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Give him some mannitol. I'm going to call theatre.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52All right.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56THUDDING
0:39:56 > 0:39:57RAPID RHYTHM ON MONITOR
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Still in SVT... Let's try again. Charge to 150?
0:40:03 > 0:40:05DEFIBRILLATOR WHINES
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Charging. Clear.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08WHINING Shocking.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10THUDDING
0:40:10 > 0:40:13My mate Tariq's got a load of CCTV camera's outside his shop.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17You know what's going to happen when I show this to the police?
0:40:17 > 0:40:18Come on now, brother.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22You're not showing nothing to no police. I know that.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Now, you ain't listening.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28When I show this to the police, and the insurance company,
0:40:28 > 0:40:30then your little scam is done. It's over.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34You just don't get it, do you...
0:40:35 > 0:40:37..Nursey-Nurse?
0:40:37 > 0:40:38Look-it here.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Hmm? Go on.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44You show that to the police, and what do you think they'll see?
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Nah, actually, I'll tell you what they'll see.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48They'll see Eddie boy
0:40:48 > 0:40:52chucking himself like some stupid little idiot in front of a van.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58And I agree with you, man, I mean, doesn't look very good, does it?
0:40:58 > 0:41:00But me...? You?
0:41:01 > 0:41:06I'm just walking down the street, just talking on my phone.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08I mean, that's... That's not a crime, is it?
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Nah, I didn't think so.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14You're telling him when to jump...
0:41:15 > 0:41:16That's not what I see.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19And that's definitely not what's on the CCTV.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23You show that to the police,
0:41:23 > 0:41:26and the only person who's getting in trouble...is Eddie.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31It was nice.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33It was a nice try, Sherlock.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Respect(!)
0:41:40 > 0:41:42HE LAUGHS
0:41:52 > 0:41:54We're not going to show it to the police? No.
0:41:54 > 0:41:55But they can see how it happened.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Yeah, but they won't see the truth, though, will they?
0:41:58 > 0:42:01They will, if we can just... You know, Lofty, just grow up, yeah?
0:42:01 > 0:42:03For your own sake!
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Just, for one minute, stop acting so flipping naive!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12And the oxygen makes the water rich...
0:42:12 > 0:42:15And I move her back and forward...
0:42:17 > 0:42:19The oxygen bubbles
0:42:19 > 0:42:21pass her gills...
0:42:21 > 0:42:23and... SPLASHING
0:42:25 > 0:42:26It's alive!
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Just like Houdini...
0:42:31 > 0:42:34A dead fish is no longer a dead fish.
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Stupid carp.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39'Heart rate back down.'
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Blood pressure back up.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Hey, you had us worried for a minute there.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45And good news...
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Carp is not dead.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Vanessa is fine. HE SIGHS
0:42:56 > 0:42:59MONITORS BEEP
0:43:18 > 0:43:20CRASHING
0:43:20 > 0:43:22SCUFFLING
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Jacob!
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Back off!
0:43:25 > 0:43:28SCUFFLING, PANTING
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Look at him!
0:43:33 > 0:43:34Hm? Look at him!
0:43:36 > 0:43:38LOOK AT HIM!
0:43:38 > 0:43:41You see what you've done? Hm?
0:43:43 > 0:43:46We're going to have to take him up to theatre,
0:43:46 > 0:43:49drill a hole into his skull... SCUFFLING
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Come here! RUSSELL WINCES
0:43:56 > 0:43:58..have a blood clot drained from his brain.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04You know what, you need to get off of me. This is on you, you know?
0:44:04 > 0:44:06People, you need to get your nursey friend off of me now!
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Look at what you've done to him!
0:44:08 > 0:44:09LOOK AT HIM, MAN!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Doesn't it make you think of something?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20PANTING
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Yeah...
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Yeah, it does.
0:44:24 > 0:44:25HE PANTS
0:44:25 > 0:44:27It does.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Makes me think it's about time I found myself another Eddie...
0:44:33 > 0:44:36SCUFFLING Jacob!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38No. No. Don't do it.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41JACOB BREATHES RAGGEDLY Jacob. Jacob. Don't.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42Jacob, look at me. HE PANTS
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Look at me. Look at me.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Look at me. Don't do it. Don't...
0:44:46 > 0:44:48OK, don't do it.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50HE SIGHS, SCUFFLES
0:44:50 > 0:44:52ALL PANT
0:44:56 > 0:44:57Get out.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03GET OUT!
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Right, gentlemen.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31So, your presence here is entirely your own decision
0:45:31 > 0:45:34and contrary to the recommendations of the ED doctors.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Just let them have a moment! That's what they said I had to say!
0:45:36 > 0:45:39HE GROANS I wouldn't miss this for anything.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40Good.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12SPLASHING
0:46:14 > 0:46:15SNIFFING
0:46:16 > 0:46:18You happy now?
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Thank you.
0:46:21 > 0:46:26So, my family has to eat turkey at Christmas...
0:46:27 > 0:46:28..unless I catch a swan.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30A joke.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Maybe you join us?
0:46:36 > 0:46:41Well, our club's got a fishing match on Saturday...
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Why don't you enter?
0:46:43 > 0:46:44Maybe.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48If you promise me one thing.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50If I win,
0:46:50 > 0:46:53you don't start crying like a little baby.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57HE CHUCKLES
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Mrs Beauchamp, about Dr Munroe...
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Yes. I heard she did well again today.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05She is very versatile and confident.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Yes, and she gets on with everyone,
0:47:07 > 0:47:09so I was thinking we should encourage her
0:47:09 > 0:47:11to sit her exams as soon as possible.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Oh, yes...
0:47:13 > 0:47:15You don't sound convinced.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18"Overconfident, I would probably say. Oh?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20She's very capable, but I've seen more than one example
0:47:20 > 0:47:23of her acting beyond her area of competence.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Anything I need to be concerned about? Yes.
0:47:26 > 0:47:30Well, I respect your opinion, so it's food for thought.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34Thank you for your candour. I didn't mean to, um... Yes?
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Ah! Mrs Beauchamp. How's the dracaena?
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Fine. Thank you.
0:47:38 > 0:47:43And have you had a chance to look at dates? For? My MCEM.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46I'm definitely keen to just get cracking as soon as possible.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Let's not get ahead of ourselves, OK? Oh! But I thought...
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Yeah, one day you might want shoes like that.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11So, you can stomp over men's hearts
0:48:11 > 0:48:13and make them feel weak and stupid.
0:48:15 > 0:48:20Or you might just want to ride ponies and live in a treehouse
0:48:20 > 0:48:24and be Daddy's little girl for ever and ever and ever and ever...
0:48:28 > 0:48:29You know I got shot, right?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Well, I want a name.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Armed Response.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36Man who pulled the trigger.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Let's have a house party! We are not having a house party.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20I don't want people having sex in my bedroom.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23A policy you've stuck to for the last year.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Life for Josh never runs smoothly...
0:49:26 > 0:49:29Do you know, you were the only boy we ever let come on sleepovers.