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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Our tramadol stock levels do not add up.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Who do you think's had their fingers in the sweet jar?

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I am saying it's not going to work out between you and me.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Where is this from? From Grace?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12She needs to be my priority.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17You must have a way with words. Well done.

0:00:17 > 0:00:18You spoke to Zoe.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20She's asked me to keep an eye on you, make sure you're

0:00:20 > 0:00:23not taking the separation badly, but I see you're having a blast.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24It's my first one.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26I thought it was just an American thing.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Ah, no, no.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10ALARM CLOCK RINGS

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Oh.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26ALARM CLOCK STOPS

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Argh! Ah!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Argh.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Come on.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47(OK, OK, you're fine.)

0:01:47 > 0:01:49(You're fine. You're fine.)

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Well, thanks for nothing!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Scary lady. I mean, only when you're angry.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57My short-term let's fallen through.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I was supposed to be moving in tonight.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03I'd say stay at mine, but it smells. Stinky teenage hormones.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yeah, I traded my couch in for a cross-trainer. I'm sorry.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Let me get that for you.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Thank you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Buy me a drink later, if you're feeling grateful.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Oi, you lot must have a spare room between you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Rita needs somewhere to kip.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22We'd love to, it's just that we've got a...

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Infestation, of um...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Mice.- You don't even live with this lot.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Might be rats, come to think of it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Sometimes you just feel them

0:02:29 > 0:02:31run across your face in the middle of the night.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Tickles a bit, but you're more than welcome.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35You're moving out?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I haven't been able to settle since, um...

0:02:40 > 0:02:41The bonkers ex.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44All right, look, you can stay with me for a few nights.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Spare's a bit of a tip, but you're more than welcome to it.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48You sure?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yeah, why not? What is it they say?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Mi casa es su casa.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54You are an angel!

0:02:54 > 0:02:55I know.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Surely this is the last of them?!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04There's one more of shoes.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06If I'd known I'd invited Imelda Marcos to move in...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Hey, listen, you play your cards right,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'll get my sling-backs on for you later.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Frock too, Imelda?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Listen, who needs one, when you've got a lovely pair of stilettos?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Ah, it's just the rugby kit.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19It's rank!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Did you even wash that before you packed it?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Dad told me rugby players are all thick.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Your precious dad can't comment on anyone.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I've cleared out half the wardrobe, so there should be plenty of room,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39but there is no way that is coming into my bedroom.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Our bedroom, now.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ah, man! For crying out loud.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Who's rattled your cage? You're a right narky git this morning.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59My back's bad. I think I did too many sit-ups this morning.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01How many? Two?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Cheek. My body is a temple.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yeah, old ruin, more like.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ah, yeah, but still, it is three weeks since I've been off the pills,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11so, fancy a pint tonight to celebrate?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You allowed? NA and that.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yeah, a pint of Coke, obviously.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yeah, good idea. My sandwich went missing last week.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ended up having to buy this fish stroganoff.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Ugh, how awful.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Um, doc, will you pass the milk? My back is a bit dodgy.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Yeah, sure. - Mate, I've got co-codamol.- No, ta.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Don't be a martyr, Mac. There's nothing worse than back pain.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37You just don't want him off sick.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39That, also, is true.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Here you go, mate. - Ah, no, no, thank you,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44you know, when it comes to pain, I'm a bit of a Spartan.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Mate, if you were a Spartan, you'd have been abandoned at birth.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, ha-ha(!) Jealousy is a terrible thing, Jacob.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Late thirties, they said.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Is that him?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04I think we found him.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Pull over.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11That's got to be him.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Hello, mate, my name's Jez. I'm a paramedic.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Can you tell me your name, please?- Jez.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No, sir, your name. Can you tell me your name?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Do you know what happened to your head?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I need to... I need to...

0:05:30 > 0:05:31All right, mate, whoa!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33I'm not sure what's happened to him.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll check him over,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37but he's definitely going to need a collar and a board.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41All right. You're going to be OK, mate.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Just to let you know that the newsletter will be

0:05:43 > 0:05:44out at the end of the week.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Finally, this evening's Mortality Cafe film

0:05:48 > 0:05:50will be in memory of our friend, Carol.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55She will be missed.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I thought you had the day off today.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Uh, well, no, I'm on the night shift.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Going to my daughter's sports day.- Oof.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Alpha-mums, cupcake queens. Did my head in, all that.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Well, it's the first one I have managed to get to, so...

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Oh. Well, mercifully, mine are past all that now.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Enjoy.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Thank you.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Sports day?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Mm. Can't say I'm enthused.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Apparently, they have a parents' egg-and-spoon race.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34They won't know what's hit them.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Here. For your egg.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41To be on the safe side.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46How can people not talk?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- It's like breathing.- It is to you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah, it's a gift. Sometimes I don't even know I'm doing it.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55But Dave, man, getting chat out of him is like pulling teeth.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's David.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04He wanted to work with you today, because, apparently,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06you're "kind and tolerant".

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Well, he can work with me if he likes.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11What?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Not like that.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22What, then?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24More...eggier.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26He means scrambled.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Start again then, shall I?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'll do it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33No. The sooner I learn, the better. Scrambled eggs, coming up.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40MOBILE BEEPS AND VIBRATES

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I'm not hungry any more.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Of course you're not.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yes. I'll be there straight away.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54It's Alf's dad.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55He's been in an accident.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Mum?- I have to go to the hospital.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yeah, course.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00- I'm coming.- No, stay here with Rob.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03No! I want to see Dad!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06It won't be the same without Carol.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07We're going to miss her.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11But, you know, she was ready.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yeah.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14I wish I was.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Tonight will be lovely.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Long as the projector doesn't pack in.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It was making a funny whirring noise earlier.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29She'd be so chuffed with everything you're doing.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Will you do all this for me?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38You hate black and white films.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Stop dodging the question.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44You know I will.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Got my music all planned.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54None of that dirge stuff, ta very much.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Another One Bites The Dust.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I always loved a bit of Freddie.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03And...no-one ever rocked white Lycra...

0:09:03 > 0:09:04SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:09:04 > 0:09:05..quite like him.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Ali, Ali, you don't sound well. Leave this.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10I'm fine.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12As long as I've got you.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- ECHOING & MUFFLED: - You should see a doctor.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Someone call an ambulance, quickly!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- ECHOING & MUFFLED:- Come on, sweetheart, wake up please. Ali!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26No! No, I said not the shoes!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Please, please, stay calm for me.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Charlie, where's his collar and blocks?- He took them off himself.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Can you tell me what happened to you?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Dr Gardner, next of kin.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Paul? What happened?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46I don't know who you are.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Who are you?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49You walked out on us.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Up and left, not a word, not even a phone call!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Don't you dare pretend you don't know!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54I don't... No, no, I don't...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Just give us a minute, please.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Sorry, sorry.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Sorry. We got your number from a mobile phone we found on...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Paul. Paul Prentice.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10It was listed under, "home", presumably, in case of emergencies.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12He didn't even tell you his name?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15He couldn't. He's very confused.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17So, how do you know him?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20He's my husband.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21What?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24What are you doing here?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27He was upset and he wanted to come and I just thought...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You're married?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Dad? Dad!- Argh!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33What, what?! Get him out!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- It's me, Dad!- I don't know who that is! I don't know who that is!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Mac, please. - What's going on? What's going on?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40If you want to step outside for a minute, please.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43It's going to be all right. It's all right.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm going to make him chat today, if it kills me.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Thought you said he didn't do chatting. It was more grunting.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Talking of grunting, here comes Captain Charisma.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58How's it going today?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Listen, Dad.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Mm-hm.- I don't need mollycoddling.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I wouldn't say I was molly...

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Just leave it, please!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15It's going to be so cosy, your place.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16You and Rita, just the two of you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19She'll make you dinner, she'll wash your undies.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You can even watch the football together!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Are you still talking? - You'll never be alone again!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Playing house, just like Mummy Bear and Daddy Bear

0:11:26 > 0:11:28and, who knows?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Maybe you might even have

0:11:29 > 0:11:31a little Baby Bear on the way before you know it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34You have got a vivid imagination, Jez, I'll give you that.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I can see it now, mate, that spare room of yours,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- painted lemon, little elephant borders.- You're such a wind-up.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Don't be grumpy, Daddy Bear.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Look, it's just until she gets herself sorted.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45That's what they always say! Then, they sucker you in.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46I'm...I'm telling you,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48you're going end up like my mate, John.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Why? What happened to your mate, John?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Well, his girl moved in for a couple of nights,

0:11:53 > 0:11:54you know, until she got sorted.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Three years, two kids later, he's the one moving out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02You lied to me.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03No!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I trusted you.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06You and me.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08He stopped being my husband the day he walked.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. And Alf.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18You OK, darling?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Uh, well, he's had a drink and some crisps, but he's still a bit upset.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Is he having us on or what? All this, "I can't remember"?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26The doctors will be able to tell you more.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'm waiting for a knee op. Can't stand the pain otherwise.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Mac, Elle wants her back in. Hopes it might jog something.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- I want to see him.- Can I come?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49No, darling.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I tell you what, why don't you go and sit

0:12:52 > 0:12:54with Noel on reception for a bit, yeah?

0:12:58 > 0:13:04I understand if you want to go, but I meant what I said.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06You're all that I want.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Then, I'm coming with you.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17You've got a lovely, gentle touch.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20David, what other lights are you hiding under that bushel?

0:13:22 > 0:13:26He doesn't say much, but he's a man of hidden talents.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Well-hidden.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28COUGHING

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Hi.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Ms Appleton, I'm Dr Hardy.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35You have chest pains.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37They just came on suddenly.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK, um...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Oh, thanks.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Get you to sit forward, while I have a listen, please?

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I thought I'd better bring her in, just to be on the safe side.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55OK, um, there are some crackles, so we'll get you a chest X-ray,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57just to see if there's anything of concern.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00There's no need, Doctor, I know what's wrong with me.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I've got lung cancer.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Terminal.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Yeah, thanks.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12All right, nice and easy.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16CT's still backed up. Charlie, work your magic, will you?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I'll call again. Mac, do you mind?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Yeah.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Who is that woman?

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Why is she-she...she staring?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24It's OK, it's OK. It's all right.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27As well as the long-term blanks, Paul's having trouble

0:14:27 > 0:14:29making short-term memories. If the CT doesn't show anything,

0:14:29 > 0:14:32we'll try and book an MRI, to see what's causing the confusion.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Why didn't you even call, tell us where you were?!

0:14:36 > 0:14:40It looks like Paul's been sleeping rough for quite some time.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I can't... I can't think.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44OK, nice and easy, nice and calm.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47All right, thank you very much. Scan is going to be 20 minutes.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48You're kidding.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Maybe we should leave this.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51It might bring something back.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53How can you not remember?!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Just shut up, please!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56This isn't doing any good, babe.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59I thought you were with someone else or...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Alfie cried himself to sleep for weeks.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Still does, sometimes.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Aargh!- Hey, hey, hey!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Get him into cubicles, please.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13OK, lie him flat.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14What's wrong with him?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15He's fitting.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Well done, darling.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- No medal, though.- That's OK. We'll go for a consolation dinner.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40What do you fancy? Mexican? Sushi?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43I might be doing something with my friends.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Lovely.- Hi, Grace.- Hi, Mrs Sims.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Did you see Jane?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Stuck her elbows right out, just as I was passing her.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Rotten cheat! We'll get her next time.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- I wouldn't like to be in Jane's shoes.- No, nor me.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm Grace's mum, Connie Beauchamp.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh, Steph Sims.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09How strange, I've never seen you at school events before.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Well, I work shifts, so it's difficult.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Well, we're all busy.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Entering the parents' races?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I wasn't planning to, no.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I see. Just a spectator.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well, I'd better limber up.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35It's an egg and spoon race.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I know, but still, it's nice to make the effort, isn't it?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Mmm.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45It is, you're right. It's nice to make the effort.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Charlie, give the lorazepam, it's been a few minutes.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53His BM is normal.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Is he going to be all right?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56This should kick in pretty quick.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Suzie, has this happened before?

0:16:58 > 0:17:03Any history of epilepsy, head injury, drug or alcohol misuse?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04No.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07HE GASPS LOUDLY

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Welcome back. Paul?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Let's get that CT scan now.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22CHEERING

0:17:27 > 0:17:29APPLAUSE

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Thank you.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Yay, look!

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Let's go.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Mum's going to be so mad that she got beaten.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Sorry.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Well, we're taking a medal home, at least.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You've ruined everything!

0:17:46 > 0:17:47What do you mean?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I've been trying to make friends with Carmel for months.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52She's the most popular girl in the school.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Oh, sweetheart, popularity's over-rated.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56She's never going to be friends with me now.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57No, Grace...Grace!

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Grace!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I can't believe he did that. I'm so sorry.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07He's out of control, Suze.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You can't have Alfie around a guy like that.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11What if he's been sick all along?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13It was me this time.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16What if it's you next?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Or Alfie?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24I hope Carmel wins something.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Well, I think we should talk tactics, then.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Do we have to?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Um, I think the hand-over is

0:18:32 > 0:18:35going to be a little bit tricky for us, don't you?

0:18:37 > 0:18:38All right, go on.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48HORN

0:18:48 > 0:18:49CHEERING

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Come on!- Come on, Grace!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Come on! Quick!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06You look like a penguin!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23APPLAUSE

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Someone's eaten my quinoa.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Don't look at me.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I don't even know what quinoa is.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35It's just hippy nosh. Bleuch.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Well, I'm going to the canteen later, if you want anything.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40The deli on the high street does an acceptable noodle pot.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I'm not going to the high street.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'll have the spiced prawn, with extra chillies,

0:19:44 > 0:19:45and a side of miso soup.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Yeah, OK, that's...fine.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Tell her to get her own flippin' lunch.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I did offer.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Well, you're the fool.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Anyway, I thought you were going to grow a pair. Remember?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Be more Cal.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Yeah.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- That's weird.- What?- Alison Appleton.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Yeah, it's not fair, is it? - She's too young,

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- None of us get an age. - I think I preferred you better

0:20:14 > 0:20:15when you were mute.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- There's no sign of cancer treatment.- Oh.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Who knew we had a grandmaster among us?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I know it's you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29It's certainly someone with an extraordinary chess brain.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Hm. I'm not playing.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33You sound about five years old, do you know that?

0:20:35 > 0:20:36So, um,

0:20:36 > 0:20:40steak and chips for tea?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Followed by treacle pudding.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I think I remember you saying that was your favourite.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Don't go out of your way on my behalf.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- It's just to say thanks. - Honestly, there's no need.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, I've got a few bits with me.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56We can go get the rest of my stuff tomorrow, if you like.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Moving in?- Just until she gets herself sorted, yeah.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah, that's what they all say.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Steak and chips, yeah? - Treacle pudding.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- I think she's fattening you up, son.- So, he can't run!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12LAUGHTER

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Good luck.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17She knows the options, it has to be her decision.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I feel bad enough without treatment.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Robyn, sorry.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Um, how long have you had this rash?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I dunno. It's the least of my problems.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Coughing up blood, night sweats. So tired.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Alison, I know you must be scared...

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I saw what chemo did to my mum.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Right.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45No-one should have to go through that...

0:21:47 > 0:21:49..or watch it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52And then, she died, anyway.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You might not, though.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57I just want to enjoy every minute I've got left.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I'll go get us a cuppa.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Done by tomorrow, yeah? Nice one, man. Thanks.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I hope you're working up an appetite.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Er, yeah, listen about tonight.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Sh. Save it for later.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21I kept telling you. You should have told her straight.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Oh, yeah, cos that's easy.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25It is if you know how! I've finished with loads of girls.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Nursery don't count.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Trick is, you got to make 'em feel good,

0:22:29 > 0:22:32but you've got to keep it crystal. That way, it don't get messy.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33You don't half talk some mince.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Your eyes are so beautiful.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- What?- Come on, you know this.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41And the walk - I could watch you all day from the back with that booty.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Thanks. Squats, 20 a day. Keeps it perky.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm telling you, it's banging. It's, like, proper fit.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Yeah, well, I do my best.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50You'll make any man happy. So it's nothing personal.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51But me and you?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52HE SIGHS

0:22:53 > 0:22:56I just can't be in a relationship right now.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01It's that simple!

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Shut up!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Where've you been? I need you to crack on with obs.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Yeah, sorry, I was...- Oh, come on, Mac. Get a move on, mate.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Hey, hey, come here a minute?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30- Yes, sir?- Have you seen Suzie?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32No.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35She's with him, isn't she?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Go get her for me.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39You have to find her. Please.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I need to talk to her.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44HE CRIES OUT

0:23:44 > 0:23:46HE MOANS

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Back on the bed, OK? Help here, please!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Here, lie him flat.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Put the pressure on.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55No, no, no, real pressure. Keep the pressure on.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Mac, what did you do? - I didn't do anything!

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Let's get him to Resus.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01More pressure.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03OK.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, you bought cupcakes.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, no, I don't do shop-bought.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Knocked out a couple of dozen, pre-school run.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Wow.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24You must give me the recipe.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31You're so different to the way Grace described you.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Really?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Hardly a witch, at all.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36THEY LAUGH

0:24:36 > 0:24:38It was so lovely to meet you.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- And you.- Coffee, soon?- Mm.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Come on, Carmel.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Come on, you.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Mrs Sims told Carmel she likes you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Really?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Actually, I quite like her.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'm glad you came, Mum.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Yeah, so am I.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Quite fancy a burrito now.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Even if you have to eat with a witch?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Oh, yeah, you are SO busted. SO busted.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12- I didn't mean it. Not really. - So busted!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14SHE LAUGHS

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Mum, you're cackling.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Come on!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20How did this happen?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22He just stood up, I couldn't stop him.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24I'm pretty sure he's not meant to do that. It is on the notes!

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Can we have a large Surgipad, then, please, Mac?- What's going on?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Go and wait outside, darling.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Alf, on you go!

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Keep the pressure on. Get another big line in and call for four units of blood and give him two,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38stat, and tell the lab to add an extra six units to the cross-match.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Rob, we're putting Celox into the wound. It's going to hurt.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43His systolic's down to 87.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- HE MOANS - We need four units of FFP.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Mm, this is a nice mess.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50I should never have left you.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Don't, then. I'm crazy about you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54I know.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Can we have a little room, please?

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Put the blood on both lines when the group specific arrives

0:25:59 > 0:26:01and give him 1g of tranexamic acid.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03OK, OK. Bleeding's stopped.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Hoo-rah.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Charlie, call the surgeons down.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Alfie?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13No, you stay here. I'll go... I'll go find him.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44We met at the Mortality Cafe. Nathan volunteers there.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Well, if they're all as fit as him, then I might just go.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53It's for anyone who wants to talk about death.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57You don't have to be dying. You could be grieving or just curious.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Sounds right up your street, Mr Happy.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04It made me realise death isn't all that.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06I can get over it.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10It's losing Nathan I can't get over.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Sounds serious.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I am.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17But he's never said that he loved me.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I reckon he's only with me cos he feels guilty.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24You can't hang around waiting for him to tell you how he feels.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Men are useless at that.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28You've got to get in there and tell him first.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31I'm hardly a long-term prospect, though, am I?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35At least by the time I pop off he'll still be young enough

0:27:35 > 0:27:37to find someone else.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Have you talked about it?

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Nathan can talk about death till the cows come home.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Just not with me.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Brought you a glazed ring.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51He's a keeper.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Perks of being terminal. Stuff diets.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Would you love me forever, if I gave you my glazed ring?

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Oh, come on, I'm trying!

0:28:03 > 0:28:05What does it take to get a reaction?

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Better jokes.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Guys.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Ms Appleton.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Your GP...

0:28:14 > 0:28:17..did he actually say that you have cancer?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19He didn't have to.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23He showed me the shadows on the X-ray, the nodules. Same as my mum.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27OK. I know you were in before with acute red-eye.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30The rash on your legs, and that,

0:28:30 > 0:28:32it's called erythema nodosum,

0:28:32 > 0:28:36and they're both indicators of something called sarcoidosis.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38- That's all I need.- No, sorry.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40I've looked over your scans

0:28:40 > 0:28:43and it's very possible that you don't have cancer.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47Are you sure?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49As I can be, yes.

0:28:49 > 0:28:50Your GP will confirm it.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52That is brilliant news!

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Yeah.- I won't have to leave you.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56Not yet, anyway.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00What's wrong?

0:29:02 > 0:29:03Say something?

0:29:04 > 0:29:05I can't.

0:29:07 > 0:29:08I'm sorry.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14Er...

0:29:15 > 0:29:17He probably just needs a bit of time.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19It's a lot to take in.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24Yes, I know I have to tell her.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25I just... I don't know how.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Where did you disappear to?

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Toilet.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47OK. Er...got you a sandwich.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51Cheese and onion or, ooh, I don't know, onion and cheese?

0:29:51 > 0:29:52What were you doing?

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Nothing. Why?

0:29:55 > 0:29:56You're lying.

0:29:58 > 0:29:59What did you see?

0:30:03 > 0:30:05I said, what did you see?!

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Alfie, no, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

0:30:12 > 0:30:17The CT was normal, so we managed to arrange an urgent MRI scan.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21It highlighted inflammation in the limbic area of your brain,

0:30:21 > 0:30:24which may be associated with memory.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28The seizures you've been having, the memory problems,

0:30:28 > 0:30:31may indicate auto-immune encephalitis.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- What does that mean?- Paul's immune system started targeting his brain,

0:30:36 > 0:30:38which caused swelling.

0:30:39 > 0:30:40Will I get better?

0:30:40 > 0:30:43With treatment, you may get back a lot of your memories.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45You'll be going off to Neurology now.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49So, he's been sick all along?

0:30:52 > 0:30:53Yes.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57And on his own, while I was with...

0:30:57 > 0:30:59You couldn't possibly have known.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05- Dr Gardner, you're needed in cubicle.- Thank you.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07- What about Rob? - He's still in surgery,

0:31:07 > 0:31:10so as soon as I hear anything, I'll let you know. I'm...I'm so sorry.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14SHE GASPS

0:31:14 > 0:31:17And that's it?! What's going to happen to Paul?!

0:31:17 > 0:31:21- Don't worry. Take it easy. - Who's going to look after him?

0:31:21 > 0:31:24- Let's get him better first, shall we?- I can barely cope as it is.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26I've got Alfie and my op, I can't...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Everything all right?

0:31:29 > 0:31:32My painkillers...they were in here.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- They've gone. - What were they?- Tramadol.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Well, let me check and see if they've been handed in.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40You may have dropped them.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Mac? What is it?

0:31:47 > 0:31:50It's...it's the boy. He... He's gone.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58SHE SOBS

0:32:04 > 0:32:07You must think I'm really ungrateful.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09I get my life back and I'm acting like this.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13If I can't have him...

0:32:15 > 0:32:17You saw the way he was.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19He couldn't get out of here quick enough.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23He's probably working out how he's going to dump me.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Then, take the initiative.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Dump him?

0:32:28 > 0:32:32Now that you're no.. You know, you can get yourself out there.

0:32:32 > 0:32:33There's plenty more fish.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35I...I only want Nathan.

0:32:37 > 0:32:38What is it?

0:32:40 > 0:32:41I heard him on the phone.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45I think you might be right.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Don't wait for him to do it.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56We need to talk.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Robyn.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08You don't know he was going to ditch her.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Yeah, I heard him, on the phone!

0:33:11 > 0:33:12Are you absolutely sure?

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Of course I'm sure. I wouldn't have said, otherwise.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22- Oh, what have I done? I should go and...- No, I'll talk to him.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Is that wise?- Coming from you?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31There he is.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33What you doing out here?

0:33:33 > 0:33:36I am waiting for a bus. Duh.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40- Look, just come back in, yeah? Come back in.- Stay away from me!

0:33:42 > 0:33:44What happened, Alfie?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45He...he just ran off, that's all.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Cos he shouted at me.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Give us a minute, Mac.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Oh, Charlie, come on.- Mac.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Where is it you live?

0:34:03 > 0:34:04Gamston.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Oh, right.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Well, you'll have a bit of a wait for that bus.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14It'll be about 40 minutes, I reckon.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Why don't you come back inside?

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Your mum will be worried about you.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21She doesn't worry about me any more.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26CHARLIE SIGHS

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Adults are rubbish sometimes.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30All the time.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Your mum does love you.

0:34:34 > 0:34:35So does your dad.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38He doesn't even know who I am.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41That's because he's poorly,

0:34:41 > 0:34:43because he's not been well.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Your dad needs for you to be on his side.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49And your mum...

0:34:50 > 0:34:53she needs you to be the man of the house,

0:34:53 > 0:34:55to be strong for her.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Do you think you could do that?

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Alfie! Alfie!

0:35:00 > 0:35:03I thought I'd lost you! SHE SOBS

0:35:06 > 0:35:07SHE SIGHS

0:35:09 > 0:35:11SHE SIGHS

0:35:25 > 0:35:26Marigolds.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Flower of the dead in pre-Hispanic Mexico.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35I thought we were getting on so well.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37I don't get it.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40They need the sun to shine on them to make them really open up.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Not so different from people, really.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54I was going to ask her to marry me.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57But...I heard you,

0:35:57 > 0:35:59you said you were going to tell her that...

0:35:59 > 0:36:01That I love her.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04I've never been able to.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07My mum said I should just give her this.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09It was my gran's.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12But now Alison's dumped me...

0:36:13 > 0:36:16Yes. Yes, that's her fault.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19I'm sorry. Alison thought you were with her out of guilt.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23That's ridiculous. She must know that I'm crazy about her.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Not if you've never told her.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31I...I'm no good with that...stuff.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35I thought she knew.

0:36:37 > 0:36:38(What am I going to do?)

0:36:41 > 0:36:43You're going to get back in there,

0:36:43 > 0:36:46and you're going to tell her how you feel. Just say it.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47He said he's not good at that.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50So don't tell her...

0:36:52 > 0:36:54..show her.

0:36:57 > 0:37:02I know you're upset, but your dad will get better soon.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Don't be sad.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08He'll remember. He'll come back to you again.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Will you come back, too?

0:37:12 > 0:37:14SHE LAUGHS

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Rob's surgery went very well.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Tell him I'm glad he's OK.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27You can tell him yourself, if you like.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Erm, Paul's gone up to Neurology.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37I...can't think about that right now.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40After Paul left, I don't know...

0:37:40 > 0:37:42I got a bit lost myself.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44I understand.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Man of the house, Alfie, remember?

0:37:54 > 0:37:56I'll see you later.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Is Mrs Prentice OK?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06She's lost her painkillers. I don't suppose somebody's handed them in, have they?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Lost...or taken?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11I mean, this place does have form.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15I'm sure we will find them somewhere,

0:38:15 > 0:38:18but I'm not going to put any money on it.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25(Mum!)

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Is he OK?- I think it's best if you stay away.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Mrs Prentice, I am so sorry.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35What about Dad?

0:38:35 > 0:38:38We'll come and see him soon, if you want.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Can we go home now?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Yeah.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Just you and me.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Alison, letter for your GP.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59They'll give you some anti-inflammatories and probably some steroids.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- Come in dying, go home with a letter.- Result.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06It's my friend from the cafe's remembrance film tonight,

0:39:06 > 0:39:08but I don't know if I can face it.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11We can come with you, if you like?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14The last thing I need is you guys feeling sorry for me too.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Hey. Do me and laughing boy look like we've got rammed social lives?

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Mac?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30What's going on?

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Mac?

0:39:40 > 0:39:42What happened with that kid?

0:39:42 > 0:39:44He just ran off.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Yeah, after you lost it with him.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49He's just a little kid.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55What about that patient this morning?

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Did you look at his notes?

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Mac...what were you thinking?!

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Are you on something?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Mac, look at me.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Turn out your pockets.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29All right, you give me no choice.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31I'm going to have to report this to Rita.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Hey, so how did it go?

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Didn't need it.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47- Attagirl!- Yeah!

0:40:47 > 0:40:49But thank you.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52I knew you'd go the distance, sweet cheeks.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Charlie!

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Charlie, please, don't!

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Look!

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Please! Please don't!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04I'd lose everything.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Last chance.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I want the truth.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21How am I going to tell everyone I'm not dying any more?

0:41:21 > 0:41:24They're going to think I'm such a fraud.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26You're going to be fine.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37I'm not very good at saying what I feel.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43But I love you, Alison,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46and we've got the rest of our lives,

0:41:46 > 0:41:48if you want?

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Mm-hm.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52APPLAUSE ALL: Aw!

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Well?

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Er...

0:42:19 > 0:42:21..it started when Noel got mugged.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25And I hurt my back, and...

0:42:25 > 0:42:28They helped for a bit,

0:42:28 > 0:42:31but...I couldn't get off 'em.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Did you steal the pills today?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Yeah.

0:42:37 > 0:42:41- And the other times.- I can't believe that I'm hearing this.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Well, I thought I'd kicked it, you know.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Well, I had until today and then I just...

0:42:48 > 0:42:53I just needed something to get me through, cos it was a rubbish day.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57I've heard every excuse, Mac.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00I've heard every pathetic excuse a thousand times.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03I'm sorry, Charlie! Please, I...

0:43:06 > 0:43:08I didn't mean to scare the boy.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14I don't know what I'm doing!

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Please, can you help me?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21MAC SOBS

0:43:23 > 0:43:24Sorry.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42This stops now! This has to stop now!

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Oh, er, if that's for your iron knickers, don't bother,

0:43:58 > 0:44:00there's nobody coming knocking.

0:44:00 > 0:44:04It's for my lunchbox. The thief will think twice in the future.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Yeah. Still, you enjoy your noodle pot?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Overcooked.- Really?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Yeah, and the miso soup was a bit cold.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15Was it? Well, you owe me £5.60.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21I'm going to keep the change.

0:44:32 > 0:44:37I will put these pills somewhere safe for tonight,

0:44:37 > 0:44:40and tomorrow I will put them somewhere

0:44:40 > 0:44:43where they will definitely be found.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44All right?

0:45:16 > 0:45:20Cheers! Thank you so much for everything.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22It's our pleasure.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27- I'm sorry about this morning.- Oh, no, it doesn't matter.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29No, you were great with Nathan.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33And Foghorn Leghorn here just barged right in, but you listened.

0:45:33 > 0:45:37- Ying and yang, you and me.- Oh, chalk and cheese.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39This place is great, though,

0:45:39 > 0:45:41- we should get one of these in the hospital.- Mmm.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43We could ask Mrs Beauchamp for a room?

0:45:43 > 0:45:47- Obviously not with the booze, but tea and cake and...- Soggy bottoms.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Pardon?

0:45:50 > 0:45:53These tarts, they're a bit damp underneath.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55MUSIC: Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

0:45:55 > 0:45:58Ours will be different.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00You could chat to the patients about the flowers.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- Was that true about the marigolds? - Oh, yes, yes.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05And...

0:46:05 > 0:46:09And they're also very good for warts.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10I noticed one starting on your chin.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12- No! - HE LAUGHS

0:46:16 > 0:46:17BOTH LAUGH

0:46:20 > 0:46:21BIRDSONG

0:46:26 > 0:46:28This is where I bottled it the last time.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31You're not going to do that this time, are you?

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Iain...all set?

0:46:48 > 0:46:51- Yeah, I was just going to put this on your desk.- Oh, thanks.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Make yourself at home, yeah?

0:46:56 > 0:46:59- Oh, aren't you coming?- In a bit.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- I can wait.- I'm just going to nip to the pub for a pint.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05But...I was going to cook you dinner.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08I know. I did try telling you earlier.

0:47:10 > 0:47:11There's no need.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Looks like they're about to start.

0:48:02 > 0:48:06MAN: Is there anyone new who would like to introduce themselves?

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Er...

0:48:23 > 0:48:24My name is Mackenzie.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27And I, er...

0:48:29 > 0:48:32I'm addicted to prescription painkillers.