0:00:02 > 0:00:03The ED is having a mystery inspection.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- If there's anything I can do to help...- You're already helping.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I don't want to spend any more years apart.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Engage your brain! There is one in there somewhere.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I'm really not sure I'm cut out for this online dating.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15You're not. It's for losers and weirdos.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17You needn't look so smug. You were wrong,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19and so were you, for not letting me know when you thought
0:00:19 > 0:00:21a patient's life was at risk.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Oi, rent-a-gob! You could have told
0:00:22 > 0:00:25me about the complaint before you started mouthing off!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- I'm the Trust's inspector. - You?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Mr Grayling, I, erm...
0:00:28 > 0:00:31You'll have my report by the end of the week.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's easy just to tell people what their faults are.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Especially from a distance. You know, like, erm...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42You - you need to be braver.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You - you need to be kinder.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49You need to grow a little common sense.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53But, if you really want to help people...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's a very good likeness. Well done.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Come on, then.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Fine. Snog Louise, marry Ethan and...
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Less chat, guys.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44We're busy, if you hadn't noticed.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47..avoid Jacob. Did we just get told off?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Last week's report. Wasn't exactly glowing.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Oi! Talk to me like that again, I will kick you out myself!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Louise! - Sorry.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Now just calm down. Just calm... Calm down.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Lads! Lads, lads, lads!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06If you want to play fight club, we can have it round the back in ten.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, make it stop, Charlie. It's not even nine o'clock.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13But in here, you shut up, sit down, and behave.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Yeah, whatever. Come on...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ever heard of backup?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Can I help you with something?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've read the report.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50It's not just a slight on you, it's a slight on all of us,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53so maybe you shouldn't take it so personally.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Good. Cos I'm not.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Try telling the mug that.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Dropping a ton of grief on people's heads
0:03:02 > 0:03:04is not going to make them work better.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05You want a bet?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Yeah, actually, I do.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12So? Has anyone got anything to say?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Yeah - no offence, Jacob, but do you really need me for this?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Lack of communication between reception and nursing staff
0:03:19 > 0:03:21was an area deemed as "needing improvement",
0:03:21 > 0:03:23so, yes, Noel, your presence is greatly required.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25LOUISE GIGGLES
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You were mentioned by name, actually, Lou.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30For demonstrating an almost total lack of compassion
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and bedside manner.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Give me that.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I think what Jacob is trying to say is that although the report
0:03:37 > 0:03:41looks bad, it's an unfair representation.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43We all know that we're capable of better.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46No, I mean you guys let me down. Big time.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Can I just get back to work?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I'm meant to be reading a patient a bedtime story.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Well, thanks to your poor performance, the trust now want us
0:03:53 > 0:03:55to try out a new team-building exercise.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Oh, joy of joys(!)
0:03:57 > 0:03:59So, starting tonight,
0:03:59 > 0:04:03we have to identify our individual weaknesses, work up a plan to
0:04:03 > 0:04:07deal with them, and implement that with the help of our colleagues.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11We're not some suits on an awayday, Charlie. We're nurses.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- I'm not doing it. - I think I'm pretty busy.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Who wants to identify their personal weakness?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Good, because we've done it for you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Louise, be nice.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27NOEL CHUCKLES
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Noel, engage your brain.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32BOTH LAUGH
0:04:32 > 0:04:35David. Grow a pair.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36LAUGHTER
0:04:36 > 0:04:40The Tin Woman, Scarecrow, and the Lion, you could say.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41You could say.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Why are you even listening to doctor-what's-his-name, anyway?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46The man fancies Lily.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Just get on with it, face-ache.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51We'll reconvene in the morning, at the end of shift.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Now, let's get back to work. David?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58You all set?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yes. Can you remind me why I'm doing this?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, see it as a lesson in assertiveness.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Ah, assertiveness. Can't I do that here?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Would an assertive person ask me that?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10You're being picked up in ten.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You been on the rob again?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Nah, not today. It's Alicia's.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16So you have been, then.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Behave, will you? I'm looking after it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Braver man than me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Look at the state of these!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28What do you reckon, Dave?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ah, you'll be fine, mate.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35There'll be a few people scrapping, maybe the odd spiking,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38a few lightweights who can't handle their beer and guaranteed to
0:05:38 > 0:05:42get some moron sticking a camera in your face.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Just keep an eye on your wallet, and whatever you do, don't...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Come on. Club's this way.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Come on, Sheriff.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57My hat!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I told you. Stay away.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Your brother invited me. - Didn't you get the memo?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11He might not have wised up yet, but he will.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14And don't forget, I know you, Dan.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh, change the record, mate.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Change the record? Wipe your nose, pal.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Leave him. He's not worth it. Come on.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33First time we've been kicked out before we've even got in.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's not my fault.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You rubbed the bouncer's head!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38It was just so shiny, man!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I didn't come all this way to sit and play Call Of Duty, you know.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Get me in the club.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I thought we were getting on it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Au contraire, mon frere. On it indeed we are getting.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I like what you're saying.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Stu! Stu! Come here!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Kyle is going to kill you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Spent years planning this, me and your brother.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39He wanted you to get so smashed.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I've got more. Colombia's finest.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Ha-ha! Oh, hello, Refusie-Susie, I didn't know you were coming tonight.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, shut up.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Look, I know why you're doing this.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You want to get at Kyle. I'm not stupid.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Behave. I'm here cos I want to be.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Sure?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, it's your flipping birthday.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You won't say anything?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06What your brother don't know, can't hurt me.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ha-ha!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Still don't see what was wrong with the old system.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15If nothing changes, nothing changes.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17THIS is a great piece of kit.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Sort of reminds me of Star Wars.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21How is this anything like Star Wars?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25These are not the attitudes we are looking for.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Majority of check-ins tonight need to be processed this way.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Trust's orders.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Yeah, but it's Saturday night, Dr Gardner!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Thank you, Noel.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Noel. - Ah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Thank you, sir.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Ahem!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- One second. - Can I have a word with you, please?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Sure.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I've just had my mother on the phone.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50How is she?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, thrilled at the news that she's going to be a grandma.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Aw! You guys! Congratulations.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Relax. Max and Jez stole my tablet, and hacked my account.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03My mam now thinks I'm a pregnant white supremacist.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Look at my profile. Twelve-week scan!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Give it back! - Jez has got it. For safekeeping.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Also for live updates throughout the night.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12I'm going to murder you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Unbelievable!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Her ankle got a lot better as soon as her song came on.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20All right, let's find Iain,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22call control, and tell them we're all clear.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Dave the rave!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Long time, man!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29You know him?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Forgot how bad the clubs are round here, man.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35In Manchester, yeah, there's a...
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Blah, blah, blah, in Manchester...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39In Manchester, you ain't got me, have ya?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41That's true.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yeah? Cheers.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51I've missed you.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57You could, you know, call more.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Your phone's for more than just watching porn, you know.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Listen, I'm a man of mystery, innit?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05They seek him here, they seek him there.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09What you doing? Put the drink down! Move, man!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Move! - Idiot.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Rar! Proper full-on Hulk tonight, innit?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Contamination! It might be contaminated.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Next round's on you, then.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ah. Had any nibbles, Nibbles?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Yeah. Lots.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I'm not sure this is really my thing, to be honest.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Come on, let's have a look. - No, I...
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Don't worry, I'm not going to look at your photos.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41There's nothing here...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, I'm... I'm waiting for the right girl.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Come on. There's loads of talent on here.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Oh, look, there's the fit F1 on Keller.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Yeah? - Yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh, hang on, I've had her.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Unfortunately, there isn't a filter for
0:10:59 > 0:11:00"girls my brother has slept with".
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Hmm. - What are you doing?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I'm just making a few edits to your "about me" bit.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- No...- No, look, trust me on this one, bro, OK?
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Give it an hour, or two, and they'll be...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- "Ethan" out of the palm of your hand.- Ugh.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20OK.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Right, I'll hang on to this.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23No, that's...
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Nee-naw, nee-naw, fun police have arrived.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- What have you given him? - Nothing you haven't had before.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Yeah, well, some of us grew up.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Bet it's lonely up there on that high horse.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Are you jealous? - Of what?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Some crappy 9-5 and a girlfriend who uploads a picture
0:11:41 > 0:11:43of every meal she cooks you for dinner?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Do me a favour. Got plenty to keep me occupied.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Anyone. You can have absolutely anyone.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Can't help who you fall for.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55He could actually go places, Dan.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm not going to let you cock that up for him.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What I don't know, can't hurt you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21ALARM WAILS
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Fire! Actual fire in the smoking area!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27OK, ladies and gents, out the door, please! Come on!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Thank you very much! Nice and calmly.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32This way, please, ladies and gents. Come along.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Right, here we go. Finally, something to do.
0:12:35 > 0:12:383-0-0-6 to control, responding to a running call, over...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Hang on! Hang... - Come on, Dave!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But we were leaving!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Come on, guys. Keep it moving.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Move over, guys. Let me have a look.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Ah!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24YELLS FROM CROWD
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Where's my brother? - He's at the front.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36All right, David, see if you can see outside.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37We'll try and stop the ones at the back.
0:13:37 > 0:13:413-0-0-6 to control, I need back up at The Crypt Nightclub.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Three ambulances.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Boys! Boys! We've got a problem at the back!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Guys! Guys!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33ALARM STOPS
0:14:39 > 0:14:41SCREAMS FADE
0:14:41 > 0:14:44HEARTBEAT THUDS
0:15:04 > 0:15:08SIREN WAILS
0:15:08 > 0:15:123-0-0-6, multiple casualties at the rear of the building.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17All right, folks - attention, please.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20We've got incoming from a crowd crush at a nightclub.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Now, we can expect respiratory problems and related injuries.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27St James' is bearing the brunt of it,
0:15:27 > 0:15:31but heads up, folks, we are not in Kansas any more.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Better practice my "I care" face, then.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You might want to work on that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41Yeah, it'd be the perfect showcase for your...compassion.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44With a bunch of wreck-heads?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Somebody please pass me an oil can.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I think she's rusting up.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Why are you acting weird?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52I know why.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55All right, this is Kyle Jenkyns, 27.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58He was crushed in a crowd surge at a nightclub approximately
0:15:58 > 0:16:0130 minutes ago. His resp rates are high at 30.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Suspected compression asphyxiation,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07GCS 15, pulse 110, BP 135/80,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10sats 96%. There's no suspicion of C-spine injury.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Hi, there. My name's Dylan, all right?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14We're going to try and see if we can work out
0:16:14 > 0:16:16what's going on with your breathing difficulties.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Is he going to be OK?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20And that's Stuart Jenkyns. He was caught in the same crush.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22All his obs are fine, but he was pretty breathless when
0:16:22 > 0:16:24we found him, so we thought it best to bring him in.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26And today's his 18th birthday!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Ah! Happy birthday, mate.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Ah, man! I remember my 18th.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I woke up half-naked in a field outside Cardiff airport.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yeah, all right, Jez, not now, mate.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Shall we get some bloods off then, please? We need...
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Us&Es, FBC, glucose, blood gasses, and a group and save.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46That's it, Kyle - take it easy.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Does it hurt when you breathe in? It does?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51OK. Do you want to lead this chest exam, then, Seb?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53David?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57So? How did you get on out there?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Wrong answer, David.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Remember the reason why you're doing this. Step it up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I jumped off a three-storey building(!)
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah, sure you did, Dave.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11We're taking ten.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's David.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17This is Owen Cooke.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20He's got a displaced wrist fracture from being crushed in the club.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22His resps are 18,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24pulse 70, BP 120/80,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27and he had nitrous oxide en route.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I think he overdid it on the laughing gas.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What you saying, then? Are you seeing someone?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I'm afraid so. Can you try and move your fingers for me?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Louise, IV access for some morphine, please?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- On it. - Ah!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Cos I'm...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I'm sensing a connection.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50We're not allowed to date the punters, unfortunately.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I can take you for an X-ray, though.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53It's a date.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Ow! What are you doing, man?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Sorry, I should have said it might hurt.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Hey! - It's not nice, is it?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Mate, don't pinch the nurses.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09You think it's funny? That's assault.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12If you want my professional diagnosis,
0:18:12 > 0:18:13some signs of injected sclera,
0:18:13 > 0:18:17dilated pupils, and a dryness of the throat can only mean one thing...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You're high.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21It's fine.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Why don't I dim the lights and get you both some sugary tea
0:18:24 > 0:18:25while we wait for your X-ray?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You're really going to run around getting drinks
0:18:31 > 0:18:32for a couple of stoners?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You're not exactly showing your compassion, Louise.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Give me a dying old lady, I'll give you compassion.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I need to get out of here, man.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Mate, look at your arm. Don't be a div all your life.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You got your green on you?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- ED and chill? - Come.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Mrs Peters. Intermittent chest pains.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Didn't even have to speak to me.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Where do I sign up?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Hey, you know, I could get used to this.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yeah, it makes you even more redundant.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ha-ha, very funny(!)
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Some time today, Seb.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Trachea central, decreased expansion on the left side,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26hyper resonant to percussion,
0:19:26 > 0:19:27decreased breath sounds.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Pneumothorax.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Right. That took far too long. OK?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Your decision-making needs to be much sharper. Can we get 10 mls
0:19:34 > 0:19:37of 1% lignocaine, please? And a chest drain, Seb.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Hello. Who are you?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Their mate. You?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42He's not MY mate.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh, yeah, I've got it, pal.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46OK, this isn't a youth club. Would you mind waiting outside, please?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- I know you... - Oh, you do?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Don't take it personally, I never call anyone back.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Can we concentrate on the medicine,
0:19:53 > 0:19:55rather than trying to pick up men?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57You all right?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Yeah, I... Get back to bed. I'll talk to you in a minute.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Now, deep breaths for me, please, Stuart.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Sorry, I can call security. I'm sure they'd love to meet you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- DAN SIGHS - No need to call in the muscle.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Dr Grayling, have you ever done a chest drain before?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14What do you think we did in training?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Well, evidently not enough. This one's yours, OK?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20It looks like you sustained a collapsed lung in the crush,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22so we're going to insert a chest drain to re-inflate it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Right. When you're ready, make the incision.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36OK. You need the artery forceps.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Now, you're going to dissect the skin
0:20:38 > 0:20:40and the layer of fat above the rib...
0:20:45 > 0:20:49OK, insert a finger into the pleural space. That's it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Wow. 18 today?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57That's quite a milestone.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yeah, key in the door, and I kill my brother.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Great start to adult life(!)
0:21:01 > 0:21:02We won't let that happen.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Promise? - No-one dies tonight.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Not on my watch.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16This way, George.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Ah, George. Frequent flyer.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Police picked him up having a fight with a set of traffic lights.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Did he see red?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28That briefcase - I've never seen him without it.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31In fact, Noel and Big Mac used to have a running bet
0:21:31 > 0:21:32on what's inside it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Did they ever find out?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35No.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38He can't remember the combination.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Right. Now it's asking, are you feeling nauseous?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45You want to wash us?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47No. Do you feel sick, George?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49We'll just put "yes".
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Are you bleeding? - I'm bleeding drunk.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55HE VOMITS
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I don't think this is meant for every patient, Noel.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I am but humbly following instructions, Charlie.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03All right, George. Excuse me.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Either of you gents got a minute?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, I'm...
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Um, tell you what, you take him and you get your phone back.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Well, that's not how it works.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Apparently, it is.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Need a tissue?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Fine, thanks.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37If your friends have been taking something...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40How much does the NHS waste sorting out booze-soaked livers?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44But that's OK, that's a socially acceptable problem.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I wasn't judging.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I earn 30 grand a year, drive a nice car,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53rent a tidy little flat in the water quarter.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Think I'm doing just fine...mate.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Ah! - Oh, sorry. Did that hurt?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Like I said, wipe your nose.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- You sure you want to smoke another one?- Yeah, of course!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Feels like college again, man.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23Going into Mr Adam's class, three doughnuts each...
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Proper red eye.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28"Nobody gets hay-fever in December". What an idiot!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30He always said you were nuts.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again
0:23:33 > 0:23:35and expecting a different outcome.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Yeah, yeah, how profound. Come on. Sharing is caring. Gimme that.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40What are you doing?!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Pass it!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- KNOCK ON DOOR - Oi! This ain't Amsterdam. Get out.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I ain't got time to muck around.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Move. KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- You kidding me? - Medicinal, innit.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Bed. Now.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Is he always like this? - He's fine.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16OK, David, let's get FBCs, Us&Es, and an ECG, please.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'm sorry, excuse me?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19It's cool. He's my mate.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Yeah, it's fine. He can stay.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- OK. - These tests -
0:24:24 > 0:24:29they won't show, you know, anything in my system that shouldn't be?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well, we don't specifically test for illegals,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34but to be honest with you, we don't really need to.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You seen your pupils?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Are you going to call my mum?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41No. We won't, will we? It's not going to stop us
0:24:41 > 0:24:43giving you the old drugs lecture when we're done.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46What is this, a public information film? He's FINE.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47I'm looking after him.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Yes. You're doing a grand job so far(!)
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Right, well, I'll be back with your test results.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Just try and sit still.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Look, trouble. I'm done here, going to head back,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09see if there's any stragglers who want to keep going.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- You're actually mental. - You in?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13They've put a tube in Kyle's chest.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15You only get one 18th.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16He'll go nuts.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18And then he'll calm down.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23You all right?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Fine. I just feel a little weird.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Yeah, coke'll do that. Tell you what you need - a downer.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Gravity - what goes up, and all that.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Oh, I haven't even had a chance to say "happy birthday" properly.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What about my brother?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Oh, don't worry. I'll deal with him.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Can I go home yet?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I would just like to look at your feet first.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49At least get me a drink.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well, it's water, weak tea,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54or hand sanitiser, I'm afraid.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Been there before.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59OK, this does look like trench foot.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Left your case out front, George.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09You still can't remember the combination, then?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Get lost.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Charming, as ever(!) I don't know why I bother.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's shut for a reason!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I tried convincing him. Said he should stay.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22You know what it's like...
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Cut the bull. This is your idea.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Said I'd go with him. Keep an eye on him, like.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Wouldn't want him getting into trouble.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34No more mucking about, Dan. Just leave him.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38You could have got me arrested earlier.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Grassing me up to security like that.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I know times have changed, mate, but that's low. Really low.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47I had to get the message across somehow, didn't I?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, it's loud and clear, don't you worry.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I'll look after him.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ah! Ah!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Hey, hey, hey, come on, where are you going?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Why is it everybody's blood pressure seems to rise when you're around?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04It's fine. I was just leaving.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Don't wait up.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Do you believe in God?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Oh, chill out, they'll think you're mental.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Let's just treat your wrist, yeah?
0:27:13 > 0:27:17People devoting their whole lives over a 2,000-year-old story book.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18That's mental.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21It's still one of our first attempts at explaining the world.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22It shouldn't be discounted.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Exactly. Our first attempt.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ergo, our worst attempt.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Ten points to Gryffindor for using ergo in a sentence.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- I can't feel my arm. - Yeah, it's perfectly normal.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36It's not normal, you moron.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I can't feel my arm.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41What's wrong with my arm? Are you trying to poison me?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44It just means the medication's working.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46We're going to reduce your wrist. You shouldn't feel a thing.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Just do as they say, yeah, Owen?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56OK, Louise, get the back slab on,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58and check the X-ray for the position of the fracture.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00They've been planning on taking me since the club, ain't they!
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Is this normal, as well?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08You've just snapped his bones in half,
0:28:08 > 0:28:10I think he's allowed to act a little weird.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11The back slab, Lou.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Look, David, it's a Saturday night.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19I mean, it's easier to find someone who isn't chewing their face off.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Well, I've got reason to believe he's not planning on
0:28:22 > 0:28:24- staying much longer.- Oh! Do you hear that? A bed for you. Result.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28Well, his pupils were dilated and he was hyper alert...
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Sounds like he had a good night. Does he have capacity?
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Well, the younger one is only 18, so barely,
0:28:32 > 0:28:34but I was going to suggest...
0:28:34 > 0:28:36No, no, no, no, no. Suggested, considered, denied.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Look, we deal with the patients who actually want to be here.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41We don't have time to be baby-sitting the whole of Holby.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42You understand?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I need you to get me out of here.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49You said he'd be discharged now.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Yeah, when his results are back. - Ah!
0:28:51 > 0:28:55- Hey! Calm down. - They're stalling. I told you.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57They're trying to keep me here.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58Sit down.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, no. No, no, no.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- What?- They've got to you as well, ain't they?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- In there.- Keep a lid on it. They're going to lock you up in a minute.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08When I was a child,
0:29:08 > 0:29:11I spoke as a child,
0:29:11 > 0:29:14I understood as a child, I thought like a child.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Has he always been religious?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19His mum was a right Bible basher, but not him.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Just knows a lot about it.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24This is normal for him.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Yeah, totally normal.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28I understood like a child... I thought...
0:29:30 > 0:29:31I thought like a child...
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- You sure Ky will be OK? - Change the record.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41I'll send him this - let him know we're OK.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45All right, Kyle? How are you, mate?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48All right, Ky, I'm with Dan, I'm fine.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49So, he was OK about me coming?
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Yeah, of course.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Told you. You need a downer.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59No, no, no, not ketamine. I promised.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01- Oh... - Regret-amine.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Seriously. You need to relax.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Take ten minutes. Little disco nap.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- Promise you'll come back? - Promise.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41I'm not stupid, you know! I see what's going on. Agendas!
0:30:41 > 0:30:44There's a lot of agendas going on right now, but I'm aware of it,
0:30:44 > 0:30:46trying to put this on me. Are you stupid or something?
0:30:46 > 0:30:47Everything OK, face-ache?
0:30:47 > 0:30:50He's got a questionable mental state and he's refusing to cooperate.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51- Owen? - ..I know what's going on.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Who's this, what? What, your leader, yeah?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Cos I'm not falling for it. You ain't taking me nowhere, fam!
0:30:58 > 0:30:59- It's OK. - Eh? Ready for you!
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Calm down, calm down. We're here to help you.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Nobody's planning on taking you anywhere, OK?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Why is it so hot in here?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Turned up the heating... It's too hot. It's too hot...
0:31:08 > 0:31:09Call duty psych.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Let them know we've got a patient that may need a section 2.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14And update Elle, as well.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Why are you doing all this? He's not mental.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19They've been planning this for a long time!
0:31:19 > 0:31:22OK, we'll have to hold him here until duty psych arrive.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- Drugs?- He'll be fine. He just needs to sleep it off a bit.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Defending him - it isn't the same as helping him.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- I need some air. - OWEN CONTINUES RAMBLING
0:31:30 > 0:31:31Lou!
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Where they going?
0:31:40 > 0:31:43I know what's best for my boy, thanks.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Clearly not. He needs help.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Why is that so hard for you to understand?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50He's always done mad stuff. Always.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59What does that make me, if I didn't know he's flipping mental?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Some mate I am.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Get me out of here! OWEN SCREAMS
0:32:07 > 0:32:10This isn't about you, it's about Owen, and right now,
0:32:10 > 0:32:12he is scared and confused and he needs someone he knows in there.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Someone he can trust.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24So why are you still standing here?
0:32:26 > 0:32:27And you think he's in danger?
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Well, it's not going to look very good for us if
0:32:29 > 0:32:31he comes back in here with an overdose, is it?
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Jacob said I was needed here more.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36You think I would have lasted this long if I listened to
0:32:36 > 0:32:38every word my superiors told me?
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Sorry, have you MET Jacob(?)
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Remind me - what happened last week?
0:32:43 > 0:32:46- I didn't act on my concerns. - Exactly.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52We don't need you to be a cowardly lion, David.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54We need you...
0:32:54 > 0:32:55to roar.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59No, really. Say it.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04I'm not a cowardly lion.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Now roar. I mean it.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Do it.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16Me?
0:33:19 > 0:33:25DAVID ROARS
0:33:28 > 0:33:30There you go.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38PHONE BEEPS
0:33:40 > 0:33:43All right, Kyle? How are ya, mate?
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Hi, Ky. I'm with Dan, I'm fine.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Please. Please can you go and check on him? Please?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Oh, no...
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Oh, no, Stu, Stu...
0:34:05 > 0:34:09- No, no, no, no, no... - STUART GAGS
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Stu, Stu, Stu...
0:34:21 > 0:34:24No, he doesn't look good. He's propped up outside.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Just hurry.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Owen. Can you remember where you are?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41You're at Holby City ED.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Duty psych's about an hour away.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Right, guess we'll hold this pose then, shall we?
0:34:48 > 0:34:51What happens when they get here? Are you sectioning him?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54The duty psych will give him a full proper assessment.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58They'll decide if he needs a psychiatric bed.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00But just to warn you - it might not be local.
0:35:00 > 0:35:01What do you mean?
0:35:01 > 0:35:04We just don't have enough beds for psych patients,
0:35:04 > 0:35:06and we can't look after him here, not safely.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Where are you taking him?
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- Well, last week someone was taken to Liverpool.- Are we going home now?
0:35:12 > 0:35:14No. No, we're not going home.
0:35:16 > 0:35:17You lied to me.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24You're not very well, Owen. These guys are going to make you better.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30No... No...
0:35:32 > 0:35:35You can act up all you want, mate. I'm not leaving you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:42When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child...
0:35:42 > 0:35:45I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I...
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Why can't I remember the next bit?
0:35:49 > 0:35:52I reasoned like a child.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.
0:35:55 > 0:35:591 Corinthians, 13:11?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Am I sick?
0:36:06 > 0:36:10Yeah. But we'll get you better. I promise.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21Nice work, Nurse Tyler.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23He's here!
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Right, I've got a pulse. Stuart? Can you hear me?
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Stuart? All right, mate, it's Iain. Right, trolley, please, Jez.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39STUART MUTTERS
0:36:39 > 0:36:41That's it, mate, you keep talking to me.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Dan didn't see me like this, did he?
0:37:03 > 0:37:07Don't worry. He didn't see a thing.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09That's it, breathe. That's it.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Sorry, George, I... I didn't mean to offend you.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22You failed.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23Don't you... You know?
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Don't you want to open it?- No.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32- What's in it, George? - Mind your own business.
0:37:32 > 0:37:36- If it's an AK47, Big Mac owes me £100.- Drop it.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43- You don't know, do you? - Oh, please, just leave me alone.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45What if it's something that can help you? Like money?
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Even if I could remember the code, it stays shut.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50- You hear me?- But, can't you see that, if we can...
0:37:50 > 0:37:52It's just a reminder. Of everything I've lost.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54But, George it could change your life...
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Just take it, then!
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Leave me alone.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Sorry.- I thought I told you not to...- Not now, Jacob.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11All right, what have we got?
0:38:11 > 0:38:13This is Stuart Jenkyns, 18 years old.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Suspected overdose approximately 30 minutes ago.
0:38:15 > 0:38:21GCS 13, tachy at 140, BP 140/90, sats 92%, resps of 10.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24He's burning up at 39.5. Let's get him across, please.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- Yeah. - One, two, three.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29All right, did you take anything else, Stu?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31OK, 4 mg of lorazepam, please.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Let's get a fan on him and let's do a BM.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37I'm going to need some ice packs, and some cooled IV saline.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Let's do some bloods,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40including clotting and a venous blood gas, please.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41What's wrong with him?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43The drugs he's taken are affecting his ability to
0:38:43 > 0:38:45control his body temperature. We need to cool him immediately.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Any idea what he's taken? - This, for starters. Ketamine.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Ah, we should have done that lecture after all.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53All right, he's in VF. Let's shock him.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05You thick or something?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07I wasn't trying to steal anything from it, George.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10I haven't opened it in 15 years. What makes you so special?
0:39:13 > 0:39:17Come on, then. Let's get you back to bed.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38Do you mind?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Yes. I thought we'd established that.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Just one last chance, George. That's all. Please?
0:39:45 > 0:39:49I knew eight years of working with Big Mac would come in handy one day.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53That tapping. It's Morse code, isn't it?
0:39:53 > 0:39:56BRIEFCASE SNAPS OPEN
0:40:00 > 0:40:02100 milligrams IV amiodarone going in.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08And, pulse check.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Still in VF.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14All right. Charging.
0:40:15 > 0:40:16Oxygen away.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Stand clear. Shocking.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Great. He's back in sinus rhythm. Well done, David.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35All right, let's get a 12 lead, and someone call ITU, please.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Worth it, was it?
0:40:54 > 0:40:58- I thought...- What happened in your life to make you so spiteful?
0:40:59 > 0:41:03You think you're so big and clever, don't you?
0:41:03 > 0:41:05But you did this.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07And for what?
0:41:07 > 0:41:09To prove a point?
0:41:09 > 0:41:11To justify your lifestyle?
0:41:11 > 0:41:13To get back at your mate?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15I just wanted to have a good time.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17He's practically dead!
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Grow up, Daniel.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Before it's too late.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42My man.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Well, thank you,
0:41:48 > 0:41:50I've now treated a homeless man's trench-foot-ridden feet.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Hand it over.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Fine. But you can thank me.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Eight matches. Eight messages.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Yeah, I went for pictures with a Malia 2009 Facebook album vibe.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02What does NSA mean?
0:42:02 > 0:42:04No strings attached.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Ahem...
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Didn't think that was your sort of thing?
0:42:08 > 0:42:11No. It... It was Cal's idea.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13I'm certainly not looking for NSA.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Well, there's nothing wrong with a bit of online dating.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Here, do you mind?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Keep it brief, but meaningful.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Who's that physicist that you like again?
0:42:24 > 0:42:25- Feynman. - Feynman.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30"Here I stand, atoms with consciousness,
0:42:30 > 0:42:32"matter with curiosity.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36"A universe of atoms, an atom in the universe."
0:42:37 > 0:42:39That is never going to work.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41What do you know? Right, I need a drink.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Mam wants me to call grandma,
0:42:43 > 0:42:46let her know that I'm not welcoming in the next generation of Munroes.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Oooh, heaven forbid...
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Is he going to be OK?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Teenagers are pretty resilient, if not stupid.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01That doesn't mean he's not critically ill.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02But he's not going to die?
0:43:15 > 0:43:16Get out of here.
0:43:18 > 0:43:19I'm sorry.
0:43:20 > 0:43:25Sorry? You nearly killed my brother, but, oh, good, you're sorry(!)
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Make him hate me.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31I think you've done a good enough job of that yourself.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35What did you get out of this?
0:43:42 > 0:43:46I missed hanging around with you. He was the next best thing.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- What happened to us? - You happened.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04He's off to a homeless veterans' shelter.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Our George is a war hero.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10You don't say? Well, it's been a real honour treating you, George.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- Bye, George. - See you around.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Hey, I sincerely hope not.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23- Now that's something you don't get with a machine.- Mm.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29So, how did not being a hard-faced cow go?
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Not bad for some cringe-y HR exercise.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I can't believe you guys took it so seriously.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Put you in your place, didn't I?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Sorry, Jacob... Jacob, I'm sorry...
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Unnecessary, I...
0:44:41 > 0:44:45I still want to know how Henry Gale from HR would react
0:44:45 > 0:44:47if we told him how to do HIS job.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49- Henry Gale? - Do you know him?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Dorothy's uncle. In The Wizard Of Oz.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55I mean, it's a classic.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58The Scarecrow needed a brain.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Charlie made me roar like a lion.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02He said I needed oiling.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05The Lion, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man.
0:45:05 > 0:45:06This is a stitch-up.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09DUFFY LAUGHS It worked!
0:45:09 > 0:45:11I can't believe it, it worked!
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Of course it worked, yeah, because it was a great deal
0:45:13 > 0:45:16of intelligence, it was funny...
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Dropping a load of grief on people's heads
0:45:26 > 0:45:29is not going to make them work better.
0:45:29 > 0:45:30You want a bet?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Yeah. Actually, I do.
0:45:35 > 0:45:36What?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39I bet you I can get much better results out of people
0:45:39 > 0:45:41by not shouting at them.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44And you have to buy me breakfast if I can prove I'm right.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50You don't do a lot of betting, do you, Charlie?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53So, put your money where your mouth is.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Ah, you see, see, that's not a fair bet.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57I mean, a pep talk from Charlie Fairhead,
0:45:57 > 0:45:59and anyone is going to work their arses off.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00Make it harder, then.
0:46:05 > 0:46:06Wizard Of Oz.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Ha-ha! How's about that?
0:46:09 > 0:46:13I can only use The Wizard Of Oz as my point of reference
0:46:13 > 0:46:17if I want to offer someone advice or encouragement.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18How's about that?
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Yeah, but that's not how betting works, Charlie.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24It's easy just to tell people what their faults are.
0:46:24 > 0:46:29Especially from a distance. You know, like you need to be braver.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31You need to be kinder.
0:46:31 > 0:46:35You need to grow a little common sense.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39But, if you really want to help people, you have to actively
0:46:39 > 0:46:43encourage them to be the best that they can possibly be.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47That's how you get results. That's how you make a difference, Jacob.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53Yeah, you see? See? You see? This is what I'm talking about.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Charlie, you're a wizard. It's not fair, that's not a fair bet.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58I like my bacon extra crispy.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- This guy... - Well?
0:47:04 > 0:47:08All right. You're on.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13- So there was no HR directive. - No, you mug.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- Not cool, guys. - Very not cool.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18But we were only trying to show you what you were capable of,
0:47:18 > 0:47:21that you had all those things in you all along.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Well, I was nice to everyone.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24I jumped off a building.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25I just want to go home.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Well, maybe you could try clicking your heels together three times,
0:47:28 > 0:47:30see if that takes you...
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Come on. Let's go get our own breakfast.
0:47:32 > 0:47:33It's funny! It's really funny, Noel!
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Guys! Come on, it was fun... It was funny...
0:47:35 > 0:47:37And if you learnt something...
0:47:37 > 0:47:39All right. I guess breakfast is on me.
0:47:42 > 0:47:43Actually....
0:47:43 > 0:47:47Less chat, guys. We're busy, if you hadn't noticed.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Did we just get told off?
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Last week's report. Wasn't exactly glowing.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02Just click your heels together three times, and everything will be fine.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Worth a try.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06Oi, lads, lads, LADS!
0:48:06 > 0:48:09Oh, make it stop, Charlie. It's not even nine o'clock.
0:48:09 > 0:48:13- In here, shut up, sit down, and behave!- He'll calm down.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16If you can stop him behaving like a bulldog chewing on a wasp
0:48:16 > 0:48:18for the evening, breakfast is on me.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Really? - Mm.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23- Easiest breakfast I'll ever have. - Confident?
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Hungry.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30We were testing YOU.
0:48:32 > 0:48:33That is not funny.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Oh, come on. I'll get you one and all.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36Maybe a pint if you're lucky.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Do you know what? I think I'll join the others.
0:48:39 > 0:48:40Oh, come on, now!
0:48:40 > 0:48:42- Jacob! - It was funny!
0:48:42 > 0:48:44- No sense of humour. - No sense of humour.