The Stag, the Dog and the Sheep

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0:00:07 > 0:00:10Connie, I made a judgment call, as we do.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13I have no option but to report you to the Trust.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14I know you want to find someone to blame.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17But ruining Elle's career is not going to help Grace.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20She is incompetent and she almost killed my daughter.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hey! Where did you get that?

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I've been looking for that everywhere.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- MEN TOGETHER:- Boring, boring driver!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Boring, boring driver!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42He's a boring, boring driver!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Come on, Dylan!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Barry will have fallen into the sea by the time we get there.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- That's a good joke. - Thank you.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50But then, I suppose I've got to laugh, haven't I,

0:00:50 > 0:00:51in case you punch me in the face again?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Ah...! I know, I didn't know, did I?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ow!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- What was that for? - Well, you're a bully, aren't you?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sorry, I need to go to the little boys' room.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Blues and twos, Dylan. Put your foot down. We've got an emergency.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08The speed limits aren't a suggestion. It's the law.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12If you don't hurry up, I'll do it all over this minibus.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Stop the bus, he needs a wee-wee

0:01:15 > 0:01:18# Stop the bus, he needs a wee-wee... #

0:01:18 > 0:01:20SHEEP BLEAT

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- I thought you needed to go?- I can't go with everyone watching, can I?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26You really think we're watching?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- DYLAN:- A minute ago we were in a hurry.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32What's taking him so long? Come on.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Lads, please!- Come on, Noel!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39SHEEP BLEATS

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, go on! Shoo...!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- SHEEP BLEATS - I don't like a crowd.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- CRUNCHING - Argh! Oh! You bit me!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- That's one for the medics. - It bit me!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51It got my hand!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53That is one aggressive sheep.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Let's get it!- What?- Come on, stags!

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Let's get it!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Sheep!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I've got him.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04You wait there, sheep.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07This is how far mankind has evolved.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Fully-grown men, who have worked their entire lives

0:02:09 > 0:02:12to become invaluable members of a progressive society,

0:02:12 > 0:02:16in the blink of an eye, reduced to chasing a woolly ruminant.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Sheep!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh! Urgh!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Cheers.- What? It was an accident.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Well, I hope you're not going to be like this the whole trip.- Like what?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30We're here for Charlie, so...

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Yeah.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Of course.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- For Charlie.- Great.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Sheep! Sheep!- More sheep!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Derv-laaaa!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59We're here for one night.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I wear a lot of product.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Mr Fairhead.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- ALL:- Yay!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Josh! - You thought I'd miss out on this?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10We are cranking this one up to 11, my old mate.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oooh, 11!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17The veteran of the blues!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55It's her.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- It's actually her! - I told you I'd track it down.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02How long has it been, Lionel? What, 15 years?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04More like 20.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- HE COUGHS - Time flies, eh?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08But not as fast...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12..as you used to.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Tel...- Yes, mate?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I thought these days were long gone.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Let's call it a...pregnant pause, eh?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51This is tighter than I remember.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Actually, Lionel, hang on a second, mate.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I think we're going to need a bigger can...

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- BANG! - Argh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Aarrgghh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Terry?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- THUD! - Terry!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10TERRY WHEEZES

0:05:10 > 0:05:11HE COUGHS

0:05:16 > 0:05:19HE SNORES GENTLY

0:05:19 > 0:05:21CRASHING

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Charlie?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34SHEEP BLEATS

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Oh...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38sheeeeep!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40SHEEP BLEATS

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh...

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, oh...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52SNORING INTENSIFIES

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Urgh!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh...!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, is it yesterday or tomorrow?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11SHEEP BLEATS

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, come on!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You promised me you were going to take that thing back to the field.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I've just spent over an hour cleaning wool out of the minibus.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24- ALL:- Argh!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Dylan!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Guys...

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Where did you get that?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Erm...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Anyone?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Hang on. Where's Charlie?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Who's Charlie?- The groom. The reason we're all here.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56SHEEP BLEATS

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Dr Gardner.- Thank you.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Got an incoming in Resus, if you fancy it?- Er...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'm in the middle of something.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Looks like you've got me instead.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14WHISPERS: My lucky day.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24This is Terry Boydell, 51 years old.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27At half-past eight, he fired himself unsuccessfully from a cannon,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29landing on outstretched hands.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31He's complaining of tenderness over his distal radius.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35He wasn't KO'd. GCS 15 throughout. Pulse 105.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Given him ten of morphine. - Sorry, did you say a cannon?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Charlie, I'm getting butterflies. Do you see what you do to me?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Anyway, I've written some vows, but I wanted your opinion.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46So give me a call, mister, OK?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Ah! Working your wedding day? - Half shift.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51They needed cover.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Hello. This is Lionel Withers, 52 years old.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57At approximately 8.30 he was hit by flying debris

0:07:57 > 0:07:59from an exploding cannon.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Not KO'd, but laceration to right forehead.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04GCS 15. BP 125/75.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Pulse 84. Resps 16. Sats 97%.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- And he was given Entonox en route. - OK, bay three, please.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17So you definitely said cannon?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I am the Icarus Kid. The bravest man in Britain.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23No-one flies closer to the sun.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Right, can we get this wrist X-rayed,

0:08:25 > 0:08:30once we've got him out of this...costume thing.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Have you ever seen a man fly?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33It's a beautiful thing.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah, until he lands.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Thank you. I'm going to begin primary survey

0:08:39 > 0:08:41and can you have a look at the laceration for me, please?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Yeah.- How's Terry?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oh, he's fine. He's just there.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I thought his costume was too tight. I should've told him.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53So have you guys got your glad rags for later?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- What time's kick off, babe?- 2pm.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Reception's in the pub afterwards. - Great.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Straight to the old people's home for their honeymoon. Lucky them!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03And he loves a wedding.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06He's not been right since his sister got sent back to the slammer.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09So...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11We could can always save her some cake - put a hacksaw in it!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14SLAP!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Tell me what you did with the briefcase.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26My mother always said to me,

0:09:26 > 0:09:29"Sarvas, treat the ladies well.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32"You're a boy who doesn't know his own strength.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36"So be nice to people who are much frailer than you are."

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Your mother...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Is no longer with us.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- What are you doing?! - I have been sent here to collect.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53And collect I will.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I want that briefcase. - Wait! Just wait!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03I met a guy last night. I locked the briefcase to his wrist.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08They were on a stag night, I swear! Him and his friends, blind drunk.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12You must have agreed to meet with him.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15He's at a B&B on the seafront. I was going to go there first thing.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Which B&B?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Which B&B?!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21OK, you have a small fracture to the wrist.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's undisplaced, so we just need to get it into a plaster.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Can we get a backslab, please?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh...I've got this meeting.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- You'll need to find cover.- On it.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You were very lucky. The laceration is only superficial.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Right, we'll take you to a cubicle and close it with some glue.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Hopefully, you'll just end up with a bit of a headache.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42I don't suppose you know of anybody

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- with an extra-large cannon going free, do you?- Excuse me?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Joking.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Had that cough long?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Nah. It's Lionel's smoking.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56He does get nervous around a cannon. Puffs for England.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Well, I'm sorry your comeback wasn't quite as planned.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02No, it's a minor glitch.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05He'll patch the cannon and I'll go on a diet.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You see, I need to fly.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's who I am.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15OMG.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah! Can you believe it?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I hired a dark suit. I know I did.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Well, you'll certainly clash with the bride.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Yeah, let's hope Charlie doesn't marry you instead.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27You're actually looking worried.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Elle?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I've been called to an MPTS hearing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44But I thought this was all done with.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49- The GMC have said there's been a second complaint.- From who?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52The guy with the wig. Jamieson.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Connie must have talked to him.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58And you didn't say something?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I didn't believe it would get this far. Why would it?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02So what happens now?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Connie will be asked to give her version of events. Game over.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I will no longer be a doctor.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21OK...

0:12:21 > 0:12:23OK.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27OK, the wedding's at...two o'clock.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31So, if we're allowing for Dylan's driving,

0:12:31 > 0:12:34we've got to find Charlie in the next...

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Yes?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39What's three hours minus 45 minutes?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- I don't know. - Has anyone got any wire cutters?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43No.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I can't carry this around all day!

0:12:45 > 0:12:46- Oh, no!- What?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I can't remember my name!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Can you just be serious for a minute?- No, no! What am I called?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Someone, anyone, what's my name? - It's Leslie.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Leslie.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Ah, right.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Leslie.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Of course it is. The lovely...Leslie.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Brainwave. Let's just phone Charlie.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Let's just phone him. Just phone him. We should have just phoned him.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah...

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Huh?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Why have you got Duffy as your background?- Erm...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Have you and her...?- No!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- PHONE RINGS Whoa...- She's phoning?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- This is Charlie's phone. - Look, who cares whose phone it is?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28The ringing is frying my brain!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32No! We can't speak to anyone. Not until we've found Charlie.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- They'll hold it against us forever. - Yeah, they will.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- They absolutely will. - Oh...all right.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Dylan is out with, erm... What's his name?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Jim?- Josh!- Josh!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48So let's...let's split up, maybe we'll cover more ground. Yeah?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK, I'll take...Leslie.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Come on.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Looks like it's me and you...bro.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Charlie just rejected my call.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07- You sure?- Positive.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Why would he do that?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Any news on Tel? - I'll chase it up for you.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oh, and is there a smoking room?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- It's called the car park.- Oh...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19We hadn't spoken for 20 years.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21And soon as we get back together, this happens.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- You don't think it's a sign, do you?- A sign?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27That we should've let it lie. That it's all too late.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29You know the saying - it's never too late.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32And you know the other saying - leave well alone.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37SHE GASPS AND STRAINS

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- What do you mean, everyone's tied up?- We've got a busy ED.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45HE GASPS AND CHOKES

0:14:45 > 0:14:49OK, 4mg of lorazepam, please. Let's get him on his side.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51MONITOR BEEPS

0:14:53 > 0:14:55In your own time.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Well, you want the correct dose, right?- When you can...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02can you tell Elle she needs to find cover for me?

0:15:04 > 0:15:09It's Charlie, which is C for, erm...Charlie.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Hotel, Alpha, Romeo, Lima...

0:15:12 > 0:15:15It's Fairhead. Charlie Fairhead.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22My esteemed colleagues were, er...

0:15:22 > 0:15:24on a stag night last night.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26They seem to have misplaced the groom.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29No-one of that name here.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh, OK. Well, thanks, anyway.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36What on earth did you get up to last night?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Get up.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- I'm busy.- Busy being pathetic.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13There are people out there who need you.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Look, I am done being big brother to you.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23If you've got no more fight left, then don't hide under the desk.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Clear it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Can you stop dawdling? - It's my leg. It really hurts.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39You are such a wuss, man.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43HE GASPS

0:16:43 > 0:16:45What is that?!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Yeah, you, er...

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Argh!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53No, no, no!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55What does it even say?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Er...

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Yeah, "Eb erom Lac".

0:17:03 > 0:17:04- I've got a tattoo?- Mm-hm.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08No! That's the kind of thing you'd do!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Well, you pretty much are me now.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19HE HUMS HERE COMES THE BRIDE

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Maybe save that until later on, yeah?- If there is a later.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Don't say that.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26What if Charlie's changed his mind, eh?

0:17:27 > 0:17:31What if we both have? In fact, what if we're just two stupid people

0:17:31 > 0:17:33who missed the boat a long, long time ago?

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Duffy...this is the love story to end all love stories.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'll tell you what, I'll call Max.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'll tell him to tell Charlie to ring you.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I was up half the night writing our vows.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48He's not exactly rushing to hear them, is he?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Duffy!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53DOOR OPENS

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Dr Gardner... Did Jacob not come and see you?

0:18:00 > 0:18:04I'm needed in a meeting. I'd like you to take my patient in Resus.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07It came, then?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Good.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I must remember to get you a leaving card.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20I said I will bring the money back, so bring the money back I will.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's just taking a bit longer than I imagined. But I have a lead.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30HEAVY METAL MUSIC

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Hello...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh, it's you two again.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Right. You know us? - Not that I want to.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39The noise while you were being tattooed...

0:18:39 > 0:18:44The screaming was horrendous! The loudest I've ever heard.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- That sounds about right. - Jade?

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Yep?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Don't touch anything.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Or scream.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57We need to get this open.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03They must have tools in here or something, yeah?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Hang on...

0:19:08 > 0:19:10You brought a stethoscope to a stag do?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yeah.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- It's a comfort thing. - Oh, seriously?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Oh, right, yeah. You're actually being serious.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Shh.- You are ridiculous.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Oh, hi! Erm...

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Can... Can I have a look at some more designs, please?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm thinking of, er...a caterpillar.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Sure.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Caterpillar?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02What the hell did we do last night?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Oh, you'd been to a pole dancing club.- Oh, a pole dancing club!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Which one?- There is only one.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oooh! Oooh! Don't be shy, ladies!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18There's a doctor in the house!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Are you sure that's your brother?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Yeah, funny. I've been asking myself that a lot recently.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27You know, you always wonder what these places are going to be like

0:20:27 > 0:20:29and then, once you get here...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42# Recollect me, darling, raise me to your lips

0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Two undernourished egos, four rotating hips

0:20:45 > 0:20:48# Hold on to me tightly, I'm a sliding scale

0:20:48 > 0:20:52# Can't endure, then you can't inhale clearly

0:20:52 > 0:20:55# Out-of-body experience interferes

0:20:55 > 0:20:58# And dreams of flying I fit nearly

0:20:58 > 0:21:03# Surrounds me, though I get lonely slowly... #

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Somebody, pinch me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Well, who's this handsome stag?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Erm...

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Hi, Terry.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'm Dr Gardner.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Mrs Beach... The other doctor had to go to a meeting.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28So you've got me.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- How are you feeling? - Like a million dollars.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- So when can I get out of here? - Oh, not for a bit.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38You had a seizure.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Seizure schmeizure.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44You ever wondered what it's like to fly?

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Not lately.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's beautiful.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52For a few seconds you are up there and nothing can touch you.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Nothing.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Sounds lovely.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Hey...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- How you doing? - I am rocking it, Lionel.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01The dream lives on, man.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Er...maybe not quite.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Terry's going to be out of action for a while, I'm afraid.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- How long are we talking? - A few weeks, maybe longer.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13We'll know more once he's had a CT scan.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17No, you don't understand. You see, I have to get out of here.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Tell her, Lionel! I'm the Icarus Kid!

0:22:21 > 0:22:25HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Terry... Terry, relax.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28OK, going up...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30You see, what I'm thinking is, we need a vantage point.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32All I can see are the spots in front of my eyes.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Don't answer it.- Chill, man.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh...I don't recognise the number.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:22:41 > 0:22:44What if it's Charlie calling from a phone box?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46No!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48We know something's wrong, so don't even think about lying,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50cos I will hear it in your voice.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52You don't recognise the number of the hospital you've worked at

0:22:52 > 0:22:54for nearly ten years?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Hey, Louise.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00How is the bride-to-be?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Yeah, OK, you can tell her.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Er, yeah, erm...

0:23:09 > 0:23:11There has been a slight hitch.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Oh, no, no. Nothing we can't fix.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- We've lost Charlie.- 'What?! How could you lose Charlie?!'

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Leslie, Leslie, Leslie...

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Lost him how?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Seems he's disappeared without any of them noticing

0:23:25 > 0:23:27and they're all off looking for him.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Uh-oh... For Duffy, read huffy!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Well, they've got two hours.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, Iain... Have you spoken to your sister?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I thought you would've learned your lesson.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- My business is my business. - Maybe you should try.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Explain to her that I made a mistake.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Like that's going to wash.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Hey...

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I was thinking, we can wait until he's better.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Weeks, months, I don't care. The main thing is...

0:23:58 > 0:24:03Lionel, Terry's probably not going to be performing any more stunts.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Oh, he will.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08He's had tons of accidents and he's walked away from them all.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11He hasn't told you, has he?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Told me what?

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- TATTOO NEEDLE WHIRS - They'd been to a club. Drunk.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Oh...!- Go on.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22They came back again today.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24One of them had a briefcase.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Locked to his wrist?- Yeah.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29So they're looking for the key.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34They're looking for the girl.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Oh...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Charlie wouldn't still be here, would he?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46PHONE BEEPS Who is it?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Erm...it's Alicia.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55"You've lost Charlie? Is everything OK?"

0:24:58 > 0:25:00OK, it's fine. Er...

0:25:00 > 0:25:02"A-OK."

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Do I put kisses?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06What?

0:25:06 > 0:25:11I don't know. I mean...there's more kisses than words nowadays.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13No kisses. All right?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16And no text. Not until we figure out what's happened to Charlie.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31I'm not exactly too sure this is...me.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Just relax, you're about to be my last ever lap dance.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38All the same, I think I'd rather if we just...

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Talked?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Yeah.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Sure.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Pick a topic.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Right...

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Oh, so you're quitting?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54You're quitting this...?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57I had a guy in here, coked up to his eyeballs.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Left a present behind. My ship came in.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Yeah?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Me, too.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'm getting married.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Three decades ago, I should have said

0:26:11 > 0:26:13what I should have said

0:26:13 > 0:26:16when I did say what I should have said.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17You know what?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19She said yes.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23You know, there's a theory that two people who are perfectly matched

0:26:23 > 0:26:25are attached by an invisible thread.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- I could believe that. - Nothing can break it.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31And it stretches all around the world, if it has to.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34That's us. That's exactly us.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I'm going to use that...

0:26:38 > 0:26:40in my speech.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43PHONE RINGS

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Yeah?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45What?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48When is he getting here?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50OK, let me think. I'll call you back.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Everything all right? - Charlie...

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Hello!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Are you, er... Are you done yet? - No.

0:27:02 > 0:27:07- We didn't...- Well, it's just that... Ethan is demanding to get a tattoo.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10So...I reckon we should bounce.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- You don't mind?- Of course not!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Listen, make sure you have a proper dance with your bride.- Yeah.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20That's a promise.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hey...

0:27:24 > 0:27:25Sorry to interrupt.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Where are you from?- Holby.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32When do you go back?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- HE CHUCKLES - Er...tomorrow.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Why?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Meet me first thing.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- What are you doing? - I'll come to where you're staying.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48I'll have the key with me, so don't think about running off.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51And then I'm taking a ride with you, OK?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Dylan, we were in a club last night

0:27:54 > 0:27:57and, er...there was a dancer called Candy.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Er...we think Charlie might be with her.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05No, no. Not in the Biblical sense.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Yeah. We have an address and we're going to go there now.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12So we'll text it to you and Max.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16All right. Great.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21MONITOR BEEPS

0:28:26 > 0:28:27Tel...

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Lionel...

0:28:38 > 0:28:40..I'm ill, mate.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Erm...Terry's trauma CT

0:28:49 > 0:28:51included his head and chest.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Terry has lung cancer, which has spread to his brain.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59That's what caused the seizure.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01We've given him a drug called dexamethasone

0:29:01 > 0:29:03to reduce the swelling.

0:29:05 > 0:29:06How long have you known?

0:29:06 > 0:29:09I called you the day after I got the news.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I mean, I didn't know about the old brain, mate.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17I couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather call.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21Are you...?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Are you dying?

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I just wanted to fly again.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Just to go where nothing can touch you.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Hello?

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Ethan!

0:29:46 > 0:29:48- She's tachycardic.- OK.- Er...

0:29:48 > 0:29:49Cal!

0:29:49 > 0:29:53There's a great big piece of chair in her arm.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57You brought my briefcase. I know a good man when I see one.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Never mind that right now.- There's a key, just get me out of here.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Is that it?- Yeah.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11I'll call 999.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13No! No hospitals.

0:30:13 > 0:30:14You need urgent medical attention.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Oh, come on, please, I'm fine. We need to go. All of us. Now.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20There's a man. He's looking for you.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23You really don't want him finding you.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25- Where's Charlie? - How would I know?

0:30:25 > 0:30:28You need to have this removed under supervised medical conditions.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30She just said she doesn't want that.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32Well, she can't go around with it in her arm, can she?

0:30:32 > 0:30:34- You're the expert. - No, that's not what I'm saying.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36That's all you ever say.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38You pretend you're all nerves and shyness,

0:30:38 > 0:30:41but really you can't stop yelling about how smart you are.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43- I'd really like to get moving.- OK.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46If you've got something to say, if I've done something wrong,

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- then man up and say it!- What could I possibly have to be angry about?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52- Come on, tell me! - I don't have time for this!

0:30:52 > 0:30:53Argh!

0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Ah...! - We need to stem the flow.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57Apply more pressure.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Oh...it's lucky I retired.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07If you want to retire, I should be able to help you with that.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13I believe that's mine.

0:31:15 > 0:31:16All right...

0:31:16 > 0:31:18here it is.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Urgh!

0:31:36 > 0:31:37Argh!

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Nobody touches my brother!

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Be more Cal, hey?

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Yeah. This looks about par for the course.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03But still no Charlie.

0:32:05 > 0:32:06All right, open them.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Ta-da!

0:32:08 > 0:32:12It's your hen night. Just, you know, during the day.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15- But where did you get all of this? - We have our ways and means.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18- But you've got to pretend this is alcohol, though.- Of course!

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Oh, great! You've got her distracted.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Distracted? Why would I need to be distracted?

0:32:28 > 0:32:30I remember faces.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33All of yours are imprinted in my brain.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35I'll see you again.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Yeah, well, this isn't actually my face, so...

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I hired it.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44That's right. It's Dr Knight

0:32:44 > 0:32:47and I really would like to get this young lady to a hospital.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Yes, I'm a doctor, as well, and I can definitely vouch for that.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53I'm sure she'll give a full statement in due course.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Your name is?- It's Dylan Keogh.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02That's Kilo, Echo, Oscar, Golf, Hotel.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04- You're Dylan Keogh?- Yeah.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05Are you sure, sir?

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Why did we stop, eh?

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- People weren't interested.- Yeah, but you and me, that's what made us.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16We're not fit for normal purpose.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Which is why you're getting back into that cannon.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- I've put on weight. - I'll make some adjustments.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25You're heading into the sky, I promise you.

0:33:25 > 0:33:29- Guys, what the hell?- Terry, you really need to be in a bed.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31- I can't just lie there, that's not me.- Terry, please!

0:33:31 > 0:33:35You're talking to the Icarus Kid. And I've got a fuse to light.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39HE COUGHS

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Whoa, whoa, whoa! Terry!

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- Can we get a trolley, please? - No, Tel! No!

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Oh, my...

0:33:54 > 0:33:57You gave them my name. Why did you do that?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Imagine if Duffy found out about this.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03Well, I've got a criminal record now, apparently.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04Well...

0:34:04 > 0:34:06drunkenness...

0:34:06 > 0:34:09resisting arrest.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11It's nothing, really.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Yeah, and impersonating a doctor.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15I'm sure that's an offence, isn't it?

0:34:15 > 0:34:17And all of these things go on record.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19The next time there's trouble,

0:34:19 > 0:34:21it's muggins they'll come looking for first.

0:34:22 > 0:34:26By the way, I still haven't had my one phone call.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Charlie...

0:34:29 > 0:34:31What is that?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35He's not lost.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37He just doesn't want to be found.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40And I don't blame him.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42He's been alone for a long time.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44A person gets used to that.

0:34:47 > 0:34:494mg of lorazepam, please.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55HE RASPS

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Actually, forget the lorazepam. He's not supporting his airway.

0:34:58 > 0:34:59I'll intubate him.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Jacob, RSI drugs, please.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Nurse... Thank you.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04HE RASPS

0:35:07 > 0:35:09That's right, lap it up.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11You'll see I belong here.

0:35:11 > 0:35:12Cricoid on.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Tube, please.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22Sats?

0:35:22 > 0:35:2594%.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Dr Gardner?- Oh, just a second.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Go back to bagging.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36- Dr Gardner, step aside.- No.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Excuse me?- This is my ED.

0:35:44 > 0:35:45Oxygen's at 92%.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01Inflate the cuff. Tube position fine. Cricoid off.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Are you still watching?

0:36:22 > 0:36:25It's half one. We'll never make it.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Yeah, well, if I was sober enough, I'd drive. Don't worry about that.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Maybe Dervla could put her paw to the metal, eh?

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Relax, we'll just blame Dylan.

0:36:37 > 0:36:38Gentlemen...

0:36:38 > 0:36:41can I suggest that you buckle up?

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Oooh!

0:36:44 > 0:36:46MOTORHEAD PLAYS

0:36:51 > 0:36:54TYRES SCREECH

0:36:57 > 0:36:59# I don't share your greed

0:36:59 > 0:37:02# The only card I need is the ace of spades... #

0:37:09 > 0:37:11PHONE DINGS

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Duffy!

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Duffy! Duffy, he called!

0:37:38 > 0:37:39Come here.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Thank you. Erm...?

0:37:44 > 0:37:45Candy.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Candy.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49I'm Leslie.

0:37:49 > 0:37:54Well, Leslie...once I've been dropped off and got myself sorted,

0:37:54 > 0:37:56I might give you a call.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Well, erm...

0:37:59 > 0:38:02you can look me up at Holby City Hospital. I practically live there.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Then wait for my call, handsome.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06How are you feeling?

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Yeah, well...

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I was thinking, er...maybe I should get a tattoo.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16"Be more Ethan."

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Yeah.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21You were seriously impressive back there.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Yeah, well.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Then I'd have to get another one that said, "Be even more Cal"

0:38:29 > 0:38:31and you'd have to get one that said, "Be even more Ethan" and I'd...

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Just stop talking.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- OK?- Yeah.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Come here.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46I swear I told him to write Duffy.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48You airhead, Mr Fairhead.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06It's fashionable to be late.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09For the bride, not the groom.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10DOOR CLATTERS

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- Where's Alicia?- Resus emergency.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Smile, you got us here.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Well, given that I've got at least 12 points on my licence

0:39:23 > 0:39:24and a fresh criminal record,

0:39:24 > 0:39:27I'd say it's been a pretty staggeringly unsuccessful stag,

0:39:27 > 0:39:28from my point of view.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Move it, Charles. It's time.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55What took you so long?

0:39:57 > 0:40:00I don't know what you're talking about.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02It's only been 30 years.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05- Are you ready to proceed? - I would say so.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Erm...I've added a few things.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11- That's your prerogative. - What things?

0:40:11 > 0:40:15Well, if you'd called me back, you'd know all about it.

0:40:21 > 0:40:22Noel...

0:40:22 > 0:40:24you've got wool in your hair.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Noel?

0:40:32 > 0:40:34I, Charles Fairhead...

0:40:36 > 0:40:38I, Charles Fairhead...

0:40:38 > 0:40:40..take you, Lisa Duffin...

0:40:40 > 0:40:43..take you, Duffy...

0:40:44 > 0:40:45It's Lisa.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47No. Duffy.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Which is it to be?

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Duffy.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Are you sure?

0:40:59 > 0:41:00Positive.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Then let's proceed.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05..to have and to hold...

0:41:05 > 0:41:08..to have and to hold, from this day forward...

0:41:10 > 0:41:12..for better, for worse,

0:41:12 > 0:41:15for richer, for poorer...

0:41:15 > 0:41:19But no sickness because we're nurses.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20We're nurses.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24..all the days of my life.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26This is my solemn vow.

0:41:27 > 0:41:32And this is who I am and this is where I want to be.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35- With you.- At long last.

0:41:35 > 0:41:36Wonderful.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40I now pronounce you man and wife.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45You may kiss the bride.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47I beat you to it, Charlie boy!

0:41:47 > 0:41:48Oh!

0:41:48 > 0:41:51APPLAUSE

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Here...

0:42:19 > 0:42:21This one's for you, Tel.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25RECORDING OF A SUDDEN BANG

0:42:31 > 0:42:32Yay!

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Terry!

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Ha-ha-ha!

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Icarus Kid

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Whoa!

0:42:40 > 0:42:41Ha-ha-haaaa!

0:42:41 > 0:42:43DISCO MUSIC

0:42:47 > 0:42:50I'm glad he wasn't on the stag do.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Iain...do you have a moment? - Not really.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Here...

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Read.

0:43:18 > 0:43:19A visiting order?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21You can go and see Gem.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Hang on a minute, she hates me. How did you arrange this?

0:43:25 > 0:43:27I have my ways.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30Wow...

0:43:31 > 0:43:32Thanks.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36How could you lot let me give Candy the wrong name?

0:43:36 > 0:43:40You never saw the way she looked at me. She could have been the one.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44- Well, maybe she'll drop by Holby some time.- Yeah, and ask for Leslie!

0:43:49 > 0:43:51Hey...

0:43:53 > 0:43:56I missed the main event, so...

0:43:56 > 0:43:59you're going to have to make up for it by taking your trousers off.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01- I beg your pardon? - I want to see it.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Oh...you heard about that.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05- Please...- No!

0:44:05 > 0:44:08- Why?- Why do you think?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12You know what always happens at weddings?

0:44:12 > 0:44:16People get really romantic. The next thing you know...

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Cal, what the hell are you doing?!

0:44:24 > 0:44:27I, er...blame all the love in the air.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31If this wasn't Charlie's wedding, I'd knock your perfect teeth out.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33I'm just having some fun.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Good. Well, I hope it was worth it. But if you come near me again,

0:44:36 > 0:44:39I'll show why you should never upset a Geordie.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50SLOT MACHINE PLAYS A JUNGLE

0:44:50 > 0:44:52COINS RATTLE

0:44:52 > 0:44:54I won! I never win anything! Whoo!

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Oi, oi!

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Drinks are on this lucky lady!

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Well, that's got to be a good thing. Your luck's changing.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Barman...

0:45:07 > 0:45:10Hi! They can have whatever they want.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12- I'm going to pop outside. - All right.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17Well, where do you start? What do you lot want? Boys! Girls!

0:45:25 > 0:45:29Connie...in case you didn't get it earlier.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32I'm coming out fighting. So watch this space.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35Well, today may have gone well,

0:45:35 > 0:45:38but what worries me is that, in the heat of the moment,

0:45:38 > 0:45:41you lose your head. You're not in control, are you?

0:45:41 > 0:45:43And from the moment you arrived,

0:45:43 > 0:45:45you've been chaotic and undisciplined.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Only the hours spent masquerading as a consultant have saved you.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51- I can assure you... - You can assure me of nothing.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Because in the ten years you've been away, things have moved on

0:45:54 > 0:45:57and you, Dr Gardner, most certainly haven't.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59That...is your true failing.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03Doctors like you eventually cost patients their lives.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06So, by all means, enjoy the evening,

0:46:06 > 0:46:10but come the tribunal... you're finished.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16For the happy couple.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34You're beautiful.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36You're not so bad yourself.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40- Ouch...- Sorry. Did you get hurt?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43- No, it's nothing.- Well, do you want me to take a look?

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Just be a good wife and dance with your husband.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Yes, sir.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Why would you do that to Alicia?

0:46:58 > 0:47:00Well, you know...

0:47:00 > 0:47:02Sometimes you can't help yourself.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07So are you saying you don't want to be more like me now?

0:47:08 > 0:47:11Because...tattoo removal really hurts.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15That's the thing.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Whatever you do, however insane...

0:47:20 > 0:47:22..I still look at you and think...

0:47:23 > 0:47:25.."Yeah, that's my brother."

0:47:27 > 0:47:30And you've got me for life, Nibbles.

0:47:36 > 0:47:38Do you want to risk alcohol poisoning?

0:47:40 > 0:47:42I thought you'd never ask.

0:47:44 > 0:47:45Come on.

0:47:47 > 0:47:48Oh, I almost forgot.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50What?

0:47:51 > 0:47:52It's nothing.

0:47:52 > 0:47:54Tell me.

0:47:54 > 0:47:55You sure?

0:47:55 > 0:47:58There's nothing that you can hide from me.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Good. In that case...

0:48:03 > 0:48:05..it's been worth the wait.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Oh!