0:00:02 > 0:00:05I'm not sending you away, Ollie - it's not your job to look after me.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Cubicles are clogged with drunks.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Is this about your booze bus proposal?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11It did make interesting reading.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Then will I get to see Grace? - She's busy.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- Grace!- Hugo!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- You lied.- I'm so sorry.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21HE CRIES
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Oh...
0:01:17 > 0:01:18OK...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20< RUNNING WATER
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Mysterious.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hello, there!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I've got to go.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Thanks for last night.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02I look forward to remembering more about it as the day goes on.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- MAN:- Bye, Dave!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Bye!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Hi, there.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35At least eat something. Come on.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Do you want some more maple syrup?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Drink that.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54RADIO PLAYS NESSUM DORMA
0:02:54 > 0:02:55KNOCKING
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Morning, Hugo.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Morning.- Come on in.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16HE SINGS ALONG TO NESSUM DORMA
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Greetings, oh pregnant one.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05What on Earth is all this?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09David Hide reporting for duty... in style.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Impulse buy. We can have a spin later,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17but in the meantime, why don't we just soak it all in, OK?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Have we only got three drip stands?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yes, cos that's what we asked for.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- OK, we're going to need more than that.- There's not going to be that many, is there?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Do they teach you clairvoyancy at paramedic school?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30There are some broken ones in Big Mac's cubby hole,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- so we should salvage what we can. - When you say "we", you mean...?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- I mean you two.- Hm.- Chop, chop.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I thought there was supposed to be two ugly sisters and one Cinderella?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41He does know we're volunteering, right?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'm not. I'm getting paid.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45What? How much?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- How can you even afford this? - I can't.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54I just thought young Sister Duffy should go to her party in style.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's across the road!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00It's not the length of the journey, it's the quality of the ride.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Have you seen your psychiatrist recently?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Morning.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yo! D-man.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Don't-don't ever do that! Have you had a Lottery win or something?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14All right, all right - I'm going to see her now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Lovely woman, her name's Carol, room 303,
0:05:18 > 0:05:20if you want to check up on me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Is that his psychiatrist?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Yeah.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Yeah. Not sure how good a job she's doing.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31No, neither am I.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Lauren, Lauren, stop nagging me,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I am going to be there front and centre,
0:06:16 > 0:06:17proudest man on Earth...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18'Where's the glitter?'
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Eh?- 'Glitter's not in my bag!'
0:06:20 > 0:06:23No, I put it next to your bag - I told you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24'Go get me it.'
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I can't - I'm busy!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27'Fine.'
0:06:27 > 0:06:29CALL IS CUT OFF
0:06:30 > 0:06:33POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:37 > 0:06:41All the years are doing it. Mark Dodson said he's going to...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45..drop his trousers at the end and show his bum.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49And Shazia's doing street dancing and she's asked me to do it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Pretty embarrassing.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Sorry. You'll be...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Soon...
0:06:56 > 0:07:01I think we should let Grace have some rest, all right?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You can pop back later.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You'd like that, wouldn't you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Bye.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Hugo, thank you so much for coming to visit, but you know you really don't have to.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I wanted to.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Right, well, I have to get to work, so...
0:07:20 > 0:07:21I have to get to school.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You OK?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29The talent show's this afternoon, if you'd like to come?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I have to work, unfortunately,
0:07:33 > 0:07:38but I'm sure your parents will enjoy it, OK?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40The waffles smell lovely.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48SMASHING
0:07:54 > 0:07:58MUSIC: Together Forever by Rick Astley
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's a daft question, but are you all right?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52It's a daft question, I'll give you that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Anything hurting?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59No... Well, the seatbelt got me a bit.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Can you help me, please?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I don't think you're supposed to move.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I can smell petrol.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10OK.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15OK.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23If you've hurt your neck, this could make it worse, you know.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Are you a doctor?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Estate agent.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You'd know all about pains in the neck, then.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'm Arnie, by the way.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Sally.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What happened to the other car?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37How long have there been bollards there?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39They've always been there.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I haven't the foggiest where I am.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46HOOTING
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Better try and shift it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48No, leave it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Can't leave it here.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57What's this knob under the steering wheel?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, you won't need the choke.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Choke?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03How old is this thing?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Older than you but twice as pretty.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09If I miss my girl's school show,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'll be sending her round to you for an explanation...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Oh, you do that.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16One of my favourite hobbies is shouting at young people.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Right.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Oh!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Argh! No!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Get me out! Argh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Does Dr Keogh have any psychiatric training?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56No - just problems, no training.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Then why avoid him?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Oh, I think he'll know I'm off the lithium.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Do you think you should return to your medication?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Do you know?
0:11:13 > 0:11:20I don't recall ever feeling better, but that might worry people.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Oh?
0:11:28 > 0:11:33My colleagues may be happier with the quiet me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Why do you think that?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Well...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Misery likes company.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51If I'm on a high, it only goes to highlight how they are not.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55If I'm quiet and sullen...
0:11:57 > 0:12:01..it makes them feel better about themselves, you see?
0:12:05 > 0:12:10I don't need to be here. You can work this out for yourself.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11But keep going forward, then?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Life is for living.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Life is for living. I like that.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Life is for living.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27David?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28What?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30A little too chipper, perhaps?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I think they're, um... experimenting with his meds.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Right.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Paramedics are outside.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Medic needed for RTC, major burns incident,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44difficult extraction. Um...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Yes, you may need to take a nurse to assist.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'll do it. No, seriously.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Seriously, I spent six months on a burns unit in 2005 and then
0:12:54 > 0:12:58volunteered as a fire marshal at a racetrack years before that.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- OK, you do that.- Hm.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Life's for living. Let's do it!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Excellent.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It'll give us a chance to talk about how a band 5 nurse can afford that car.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- It will.- Hm.- Have you ever noticed how drab it is in here?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11No, I can't say I have.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13That is fantastic.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Is it?
0:13:16 > 0:13:21Yeah. You've done brilliantly, and I'm very proud of you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Come on, fellas.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28What's that like?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31How old's the child?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33The Power of Positive Thought?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Keep going - you are fulfilling your potential.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Who are you?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ta-da!
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Hey, don't let the fact it took most of the night put you off from criticising.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57The icing's runny.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59A b'day is something you wash your backside in.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Is it supposed to be the colour of sick? Is that a nurse thing?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Guys, look, this isn't the Great British Bake-Off!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Well, you'd be out if it was.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Charlie - help a man out here, will you?
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Look, I thought after your cake, I thought the personal touch...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17That's really beautiful.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Duffy will be very pleased with all the effort you put into that.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22There's just one small thing.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25She's actually 56.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Old car, with nylon seat covers,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33and the poor bloke's suit was melted to them.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34He's had 20 of morphine,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37and we're going to need all hands on deck to extricate him.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40He's very distressed - and might need some ketamine.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Classic car enthusiast I see, not?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Help me.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45What's your name, soldier?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Arnie.- Arnie, Arnie. OK, you stay calm, my friend,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50breathing nice and gentle, OK?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53There's nothing else to think about, nothing else to focus on but me.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You focus on me, not the situation, not the future, just me.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01You focus on our little chat and I promise everything will be just fine.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03We on the same page, compadre?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- I'm scared.- No, no, no, don't - no need to be scared.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10I want you to tell me something, Arnie. Do you like the cinema?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Yeah.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Good, good, because I want you to think about the last film
0:15:16 > 0:15:19you walked out of, OK? Arnie? Arnie.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20OK.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And you tell me in just a minute.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23OK, that's 50 of ketamine in.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- You should start to feel a little better now, OK?- OK.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29That poor, poor boy.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'll find out as soon as he gets in.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Never leave the house. Why the heck did I leave the house?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Sorry - can you keep still, please?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39He should have just driven past.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43No, people don't, do they? And neither of you were to know.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Hello, trouble.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, someone knows how to make a bad day worse.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50I hear you were lucky.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52To the detriment to that poor lad.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54He's in good hands.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Oh? You finished your shift, then?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Very good.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yes, she does mean it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Right, let's get a chest X-ray and an ECG, please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Second Matrix.- What's that? what's that, my friend? What's that?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Second Matrix is the last film I walked out of.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Now here is a man with taste.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Loved the first one.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh, loved it. Classic. Cinematic milestone.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31But the second one - I didn't have a clue what was going on.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Same here. There was a girl on her mobile in the cinema.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I asked her to stop.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Ten minutes into the film, I lean forward,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45I say, "Darling, please, feel free to carry on" and I walk out.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51I almost walked out of Fifty Shades Of Grey but it was a date.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Oh! You old dog, you! Woof, woof.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58She seemed to like it.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Ah! Bit of a ladies' man, eh, Arnie?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01I try my best.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- You know I'll have to call the school?- Yeah.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Not that it's not nice to see you again.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Dad left a message - he can't come to the talent show.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17The step-witch isn't feeling well.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Keira's not that bad.- She keeps her broomstick in the attic.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26She tries to be nice, I know she does,
0:17:26 > 0:17:30it's just sometimes I catch her looking at me.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34She'd be happier if I wasn't there. So would I.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It'll get better, I'm sure.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Mum would have come to the talent show.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46She'd have been in the front row, cheering and whooping, embarrassing me.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You're the only other person I know.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs Beauchamp.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Sally Hodges' results are in.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oh, OK, thank you.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00All right, I need to get back to work, so come and wait inside.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Thank you.- Now you can go.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I thought it was your day off?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Yeah, just got to catch up on a few things. Morning.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Cal. Looking smart.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Thanks for these, by the way.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I'm going to get stuck in today.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Hm. Don't work too hard.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29OK, let's keep a close eye on the airway, please, and can we do
0:18:29 > 0:18:32an arterial blood gas to check his carboxyhaemoglobin?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Superman. - Superman? Superman's boring! He gets everything handed to him on a plate.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39He lost his family! Who's yours, then?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Hulk, obvs. Tortured genius is a raging beast on the inside.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Plus he doesn't witter on - he smashes and walks off.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Pain OK?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'll live.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Keep very still.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, on my count, then. One, two, three...
0:18:52 > 0:18:54OK, not too far. That's enough.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Anyway, you don't have to dream of being a superhero -
0:18:58 > 0:19:02you are a superhero.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03The Human Torch?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I like his sense of humour.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10OK, can we have an urgent chest X-ray, please?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Let's calculate fluid regime and chart these burns.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Arnie, Arnie, look at me. Look at me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Are we going to kiss?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Not my type. I prefer them medium rare.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Quite a sense of humour yourself.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Maybe-maybe we should kiss?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31There's a lot of love in this room.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37OK, these burns to the legs look circumferential,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40so we will need to keep monitoring those closely.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43No, no, Arnie, Arnie, Arnie, look at me.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Arnie, Arnie, look at me.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Why does it smell of bacon sarnies in here?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Keep-keep looking at me, Arnie. Keep looking at me.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Dave, why?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Long pigs.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Uh?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Long pigs.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's what cannibals call humans...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05long pigs.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06David, can I have a word?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09No.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11That's me? I smell like bacon?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You suffered severe burns being the hero...
0:20:14 > 0:20:19I wasn't a hero! She was fine without me!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20That's me I can smell?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Arnie. Arnie, we need you to stay calm.
0:20:24 > 0:20:30We're going to give you some more pain relief and do everything we can to make you comfortable.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I don't know where to begin.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Sorry, sorry - why are you handling me?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41You need to employ a lot more tact.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45The man is dying. I'm trying to help him in any possible way I can.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47No, no, no, no. You have no reason to think that.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I suggest you start behaving with a bit more sensitivity.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53OK, OK, I'm a little concerned about Nurse Hide as well.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Yeah - I'm the one keeping him calm, Judas.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59You're being inappropriate.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I'm being inappropriate? Dylan, tell him what are his chances?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05He's responding well to the treatment.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10I'm not a member of the family. I'm asking you as a fellow professional.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Well, we have to see how things develop - it's too early to tell.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Look, he's a good guy, he stepped in to help and now he's in big trouble.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I just want to get him through this with dignity.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Keep it tight and professional.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35So where were you going?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Last time I saw you, you weren't leaving the house.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Well, I shouldn't have.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45This is the first time since the operation,
0:21:45 > 0:21:49so it's quite clearly God's way of telling me to wait inside for him.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Your operation was about seven months ago, wasn't it?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56This the first you've been out since then?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57I'm a dab hand at the internet.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02I can get everything I need and I only have to see one other person to sign for it.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04So where were you going?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Although how they think they're getting a signature on those contraptions, I'll never know...
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Sally?
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Sorry, Charlie. Lily's asking where we're having Duffy's do.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16So tell her.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18She's invited?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Right. Sorry.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26I would have thought a man of your age needs to get straight to his bed after a shift.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I can keep up - just about.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I used to like a night out. I could drink whisky like a fish.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35So come along with us. I'll buy you one.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Charlie, have you, um...?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Excuse me.- Popular man.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- You got it. - Can't for the life of me think why.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Arnie?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Is there anyone you want me to call? A partner?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm dead.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00My girl - she's going to kill me when I don't turn up.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Why's that?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07School talent show, she's been practising for months.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You don't need to think about that now, OK?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14No, it's just...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18She's so beautiful, breathtaking.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21She's not great, though.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I wanted to be there for her when she didn't win.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29OK, Mr Letts, we're going to ease the pressure in your legs
0:23:29 > 0:23:32by making a couple of incisions on both sides.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35The skin is just tightening where it's burned.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Sounds fun.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43THROWS UP
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Is that normal?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I think we're going to transfer you to the specialist burns unit at St James.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Can we prepare for an arthrotomy, please? Jacob, quick word.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54You can make a man paranoid.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's not looking good, is it?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I'm a little concerned that his airway...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06..that his airway's compromised.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09OK, let's get on with the arthrotomy.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I'll call burns and plastics.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12All right.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You've gone quiet, Dave.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28That's because you're doing really well, Arnie, that's why.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Come on.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Next question.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42If...
0:24:47 > 0:24:51If this was your last day on Earth, what would you do?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54That's a bit close to the knuckle!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55What would you do?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Spend it with her.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00David?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Is this my last day?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It could well be.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Dave, Dave... - Right, let's get him out of here.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'm sorry, but you need to say what you have to say.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Ignore this man. You are stable.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Get Duffy here - you're off shift. - Look, I hope you don't die but you need to know it's a possibility!
0:25:18 > 0:25:19I'll deal with you in a minute.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Here, everyone says it's crap.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Gemma, love, it isn't crap. This is...
0:25:41 > 0:25:45It's a great effort, showing loads of improvement.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47She isn't that stupid.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Eh! Keep your nose out, you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Reading this...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Back off, Tiger Lily.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Racist, which I doubt you could spell.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I can't help being thick.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Eh, you're not thick.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I agree. I blame the teacher.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What, you think you can do better?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Yes. Come with me. I'll prove it.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08OK.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25All right?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29They want you in Resus.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Right.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Yes, I remembered that.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38What?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Good coincidence.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45It's like the universe is telling me everything is as it should be.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Or just luck?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Happy birthday, Duffy.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Thanks.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Too drab.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12Yes. Sally Hodges, suspect mass on right breast.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Teacher's here.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Do you want me to come and talk to her?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19No, it's fine.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Six weeks? Really?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Hugo?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I-I don't have anybody else to come.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I'm sorry, I can't.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34OK.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Sorry.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Right, thanks.
0:27:40 > 0:27:45OK, I've got Sally Hodges' surgical outpatient appointment fixed up.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Looks like she needs a biopsy.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48OK.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Connie, you need to stop.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Stop what?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Work. I can't get finished in time to take over with Grace.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, well, welcome to the world of parenting.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- What's more important than your daughter?- Nothing.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Good.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Let's see where your priorities lie.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- I'm not going.- Really?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06The board have called a meeting - I have to attend,
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- the carer finishes in one hour. - No...
0:28:10 > 0:28:14I'm sorry about David's behaviour. That's not how we do things.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15He meant it.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Look, as bad as your injuries are, we will do everything in our power to help.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21But he said this could be my last day.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24No, no - you are doing really well.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I want you to contact Holby Grammar School.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Lauren Chapman, she's in Year Ten.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Ketamine going in.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35OK, now, you should know that once we've done this procedure,
0:28:35 > 0:28:39we may need to put you on a ventilator to help with your breathing, OK?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41No, no, no - you're not listening to me, all of you.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- OK.- I need to speak to her. Do you understand?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47We might not have the choice soon.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Oh, please, please!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I'll ring the school. OK?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58OK. Is he under?
0:29:00 > 0:29:01Uh-huh.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10So, it's nothing to overly concern yourself with,
0:29:10 > 0:29:14but we have booked you a surgical outpatient appointment.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17So it is something to overly concern myself with?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Every time I come to this place, you sit there
0:29:21 > 0:29:25with your hangdog expression and tell me there's something lurking about in my insides.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Well, Charlie Fairhead, you can call me a taxi.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Hiding your head in the sand is not going to help.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Trust me, that happened a long time ago.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44That's Duffy's headscarf.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48I'm just trying to brighten up the day, Lord Charlie of Fairhead.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Where do you want me?
0:29:49 > 0:29:51You come and sit by me, petal.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55I thought it looked so dull in here.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Could you please take that headscarf off, David?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02So, what's worrying you?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05David, this is my patient.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Get lost, misery - this one's fun.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12He tells me there's nothing to worry about,
0:30:12 > 0:30:13when there most certainly is.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16What is he doing?
0:30:17 > 0:30:21Oh, just a wild guess here, but I would say David is on a high.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23You keep an eye on him.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25I'll have a word with Occupational Health.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30All right - chill out, Ronaldo!
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Trust me, I'm a nurse.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56You look more like a four-year-old that got to dress himself.
0:30:56 > 0:31:01No, I would have dressed as a pirate when I was four.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05So, this is it...
0:31:07 > 0:31:11..the great outdoors,
0:31:11 > 0:31:14the thing you've been most afraid of.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16What's the worst that can happen?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Plague of locusts?
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I'm not simple.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24I know that agoraphobia is a symptom, not the illness.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26I've been this way for 20 years -
0:31:26 > 0:31:29do you think I haven't read a book on it?
0:31:29 > 0:31:31I feel guilt for all sorts of things,
0:31:31 > 0:31:33but mainly because I got knocked up when I was too young,
0:31:33 > 0:31:36so I chose agoraphobia as a punishment.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Right?
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Now, where's this amazing car of yours, because I want to get out of here.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45But you have to feel the fear and do it anyway!
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Life is for living.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Save all that nonsense for the Facebook.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56Just get me home and let me rot away like I bleeding well want to -
0:31:56 > 0:32:01I have a right to hide away from this horrible, disgusting world.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06But-but it's not horrible or disgusting.
0:32:06 > 0:32:13Of course it is! Genocide. Human trafficking, mutilating children...
0:32:13 > 0:32:18It's a disgrace of a world and I want nothing to do with it,
0:32:18 > 0:32:21because I can't help, and neither, clearly, can you.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Let's get you back inside, Sally. We haven't finished.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32I discharged myself.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36Well, you left this in the cubicle. What about house keys?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Idiot!
0:32:39 > 0:32:40David, get changed and go home.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43You don't come back until you've checked in with Occupational Health.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45They'll be contacting you soon, OK?
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Well, there goes my ride.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55I suppose I'll be calling myself a taxi.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Listen, Sally, this appointment is urgent.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05That all depends what I think about myself.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Which is what?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08I'm a useless old woman.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14I was coming to see you. I found the lump myself.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17I know I should have gone to the doctors, but in all this time,
0:33:17 > 0:33:21you're the only person I've had a reasonable conversation with.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23We said to each other...
0:33:23 > 0:33:27I know what was said - I was there!
0:33:27 > 0:33:29And isn't that the saddest bit?
0:33:29 > 0:33:34The only person I could think to visit was a professional just doing his job.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38No, that isn't the truth.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42I...
0:33:42 > 0:33:47I don't want to see you hiding away. That's no life.
0:33:47 > 0:33:53No, it isn't. But that's the way it crumbles.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Sometimes. Goodbye, Charlie.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22The E is the wrong way round.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34No. Start from the beginning.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41Knew it. A quitter. Can't stand being told no.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43A child in an adult's body.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45How has no-one killed you yet?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Do it right, and I'll shut up.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Have you ever seen the Karate Kid?
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Mr Miyagi is Japanese.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04Oh, sorry, I'm...
0:35:04 > 0:35:06No, no, it's fine.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Um...
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Maybe I should... I should take some time off?
0:35:19 > 0:35:22If that's what you want?
0:35:24 > 0:35:27I don't think I have much choice.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Come on.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Do you like zombie films?
0:35:38 > 0:35:41I love them. Guilty pleasure.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46A friend of mine did film studies and he told me that the zombies were supposed to represent consumers...
0:35:46 > 0:35:50shoppers, walking around in a trance, buying rubbish.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52But me...
0:35:52 > 0:35:54I think there's a new explanation.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Did you know that one in four people in the UK will suffer
0:35:59 > 0:36:01a mental health issue?
0:36:01 > 0:36:06That suicide is the biggest killer of men aged between 29 and 40?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08And how have we been dealing with this epidemic?
0:36:08 > 0:36:12We've been handing out the sweeties the pharmaceutical companies
0:36:12 > 0:36:15tell us to and we've created a whole new wave of zombies.
0:36:18 > 0:36:23We must be allowed to live, not be sedated.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Fight through this, Dave - don't give in.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31You don't want to be a zombie, do you?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35No.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38No.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Sally Hodge, refusing treatment.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58What can you do if they don't want our help?
0:36:58 > 0:37:00That's our job, though, isn't it?
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Helping? Whether they think they need it or not.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Home care team, please.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26Her mum... she never wanted me in her life.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27She was right.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31And the kids always get stuck in the middle.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33No...
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Dr Keogh.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Can you open up for me, please?
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Yeah, we should intubate.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49No.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Well, your airway is narrowing.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52I need to see her.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- There's still no-one picking up at the school.- Leave a message.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56I did mate, twice. I'm sorry.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Find her. Please.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01OK, let's give him some high flow oxygen,
0:38:01 > 0:38:03let's notify the on-call anaesthetist that we might
0:38:03 > 0:38:06have a difficult airway and standby with a surgical airway.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10David!
0:38:12 > 0:38:16I-I was just... I was just wishing him luck. Au revoir.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Hugo?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Not running away again, are you?
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Not now.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Good. Come on, then.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Look, trouble's here.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Oh, I knew it would come running eventually.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33I think you did very well.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35I think you're an excellent teacher.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37There's many positives we can take from this.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38Shut up!
0:39:39 > 0:39:41RAP MUSIC PLAYS, ENGINE REVS LOUDLY
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Could you turn that down, please?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Maybe we could call your mum - get her to meet us?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51No. She hates him. She'll be glad.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52An acrimonious split, then?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56How did he get burnt?
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Because, Lauren, your dad is a hero.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Eh?
0:40:10 > 0:40:11About bleeding time!
0:40:16 > 0:40:22He is the bravest man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25When he knew how serious it was, do you know what he said?
0:40:25 > 0:40:28He said he only wanted to see you,
0:40:28 > 0:40:31because he knew how nervous you were about the talent show.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- I don't care about that now.- No, no, no - quite right, quite right,
0:40:34 > 0:40:37because you take after him, too.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42You should do the act in the hospital, for him...
0:40:42 > 0:40:46No, no, no - it'll be perfect - the happy ending he deserves.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49Ending?
0:40:50 > 0:40:54I want you to be brave, just like him.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Can you do that for me, Lauren?
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Good - come on.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10I won't be a minute.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14What's this?
0:41:14 > 0:41:17This... This is Lauren.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19No, this is Resus and I don't want relatives in.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21I particularly don't want you in here, David.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23- Nonsense.- Don't move, Arnie.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26This is the very least this man deserves.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29When a human being puts himself on the line for another,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31that is the ultimate sacrifice.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32You're not very well.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Maybe-maybe I'm fine?
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Maybe it's everyone else who's sick, turning into zombies...
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- You all right?- Don't get excited. I see the broken one's back.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46But the fact still remains that this man's last wish...
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Stop!
0:41:48 > 0:41:49..is... All right.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51His possible last wish...
0:41:53 > 0:41:57..is to see his little girl perform at the school talent show.
0:41:57 > 0:42:02What heartless specimen of humanity would deny him that pleasure?
0:42:03 > 0:42:05This one.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Oh, Judas himself.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Are you casting yourself as Jesus now?
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Can I do this? Otherwise I'll get too nervous.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Oh, yes, yes, of course, of course.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Well, privacy, please, chaps? Privacy.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Er, no, we're not going to leave a critically ill patient, David.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24I'll get Security.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Lauren?
0:42:39 > 0:42:43I'm sorry I couldn't do more to help, Arnie.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Right, now, you just take your time.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48OK.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52HE PLAYS RAP SONG
0:42:57 > 0:43:02Oh, wow, I thought she was going to sing a song or something.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04She's a real Daddy's girl.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Shall we turn this off?
0:43:21 > 0:43:22David.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24David, turn it off!
0:43:24 > 0:43:26HE TURNS SONG OFF
0:43:26 > 0:43:29Was it rubbish? I was rubbish, wasn't I?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31No, no, no - of course not - you were great.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33I need to give your dad some more treatment.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37You're a very good dancer - I'm sure he's very proud.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39He-he isn't my dad.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45What do you mean? Of course he is. He said.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Urgh! He wouldn't say that!
0:43:47 > 0:43:48Lauren, if he's not your dad...?
0:43:48 > 0:43:50He's my boyfriend.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54How old are you, Lauren?
0:43:55 > 0:43:5715, next month.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Let's get her out of here please, Charlie.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Arnie... I love you... Get better, please.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08OK, his sats are dropping and he's barely moving any air.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10OK, I want to intubate. Can we prepare for an RSI, please?
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Let's get 200 of fentanyl,
0:44:12 > 0:44:16150 of ketamine and 100 of rocuronium, please.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Who are you?
0:44:20 > 0:44:21David, get out.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23You should have said!
0:44:23 > 0:44:24Get out!
0:44:24 > 0:44:28You are no hero, Arnie!
0:44:28 > 0:44:30You're not a hero, Arnie!
0:44:31 > 0:44:35No, Lauren, it isn't right.
0:44:35 > 0:44:41And I'm afraid we have to talk to social services and the police, OK?
0:44:42 > 0:44:47But... I love him. He's a nice guy, isn't he?
0:44:47 > 0:44:49He helped you.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52He's not a nice guy if he's taking advantage of schoolgirls.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54I know what I'm doing.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58No, you think you know what you're doing but I'm telling you,
0:44:58 > 0:44:59you really don't.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02I thought you were good at this? Show some tact, man.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04What - like you, you mean?
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I'm trying to explain to Lauren that she is the victim in this...
0:45:07 > 0:45:08Back off!
0:45:10 > 0:45:11Excuse me.
0:45:14 > 0:45:18He tries to help but he just ends up annoying people.
0:45:27 > 0:45:31This Arnie, does he give you nice things?
0:45:33 > 0:45:35And takes you out to places that...
0:45:35 > 0:45:39well, you might not be old enough for?
0:45:41 > 0:45:43You know him?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46No, chicken, but I know people like him.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49They smile, they treat you nice,
0:45:49 > 0:45:52and all the time they know exactly what they're doing.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57They're taking liberties with a little girl who has a grown-up body,
0:45:57 > 0:46:01and who only wants someone to show her some love.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08Things haven't changed all that much.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15David, wait for me outside the grounds.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18I've nearly finished my shift, and we can grab for a coffee.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20David, please, wait for me!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29What did it say before the makeover?
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Oh, er... 46.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41I feel bad enjoying myself after such a day.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43You helped.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47I'm not sure a girl can be helped when she's in love.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49She got it.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Well, let's hope her paedo boyfriend survives and then gets his. Slainte.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Slainte mhath.
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Oh, come on - I was duped! We all were.
0:47:18 > 0:47:24Heroes can also be villains, I see that now.
0:47:24 > 0:47:29I was naively optimistic. The world is cruel, I remember.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Nut job!
0:47:31 > 0:47:34Look, I've obviously dampened the party - I'm sorry.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38Although it's not much of a party, is it. Is there anything I can do?
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Well, there's no strippers.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42Excellent idea.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46Duffy - happy birthday!
0:47:46 > 0:47:49David, I thought you were going to take me for a ride in that car?
0:47:49 > 0:47:51How about we do that now, eh?
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- That's an amazing idea. There's something I want to show you. - OK, let's go.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55Later.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06- Call the mental health team.- On it.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08RINGING
0:48:09 > 0:48:11'Hi, Charlie - it's Dylan.'
0:48:11 > 0:48:13I need David's home address.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18I'm afraid he's in a much worse state than we thought.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Adventure time!
0:48:32 > 0:48:36MUSIC: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen