0:00:02 > 0:00:04- I can't help being thick. - I blame the teacher.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06- What, you think you can do better? - Yes.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07OK.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Knew it - a quitter can't stand being told no.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15How has no-one killed you yet?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'm going to get stuck in today.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Mmm, don't work too hard.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21You know what you are? Tenacious.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Can you teach me how to spell it?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26T...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I am now officially the new medical director.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33MUSIC: Have A Nice Day by Stereophonics
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# It started straight off Coming here is hell
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# That's his first words We asked what he meant
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# He said, "Where you from?" We told him our lot
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# When you take a holiday
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Is this what you want? # FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Morning.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Better get a move on, I think.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Tea? Coffee?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yes, please.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Ahem.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Have a nice day... #
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Ugh!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41MUSIC: It Must Be Love by Madness
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Where's my bra?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Oh, where's my bra?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53I wasn't sure which you wanted, so I've put the kettle on.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54OK.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'll be ready in five minutes.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Take as long as you need.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00There's a bus stop at the end of the road.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'll see you at work.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07T-H-E...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09SIREN WAILS Good.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10I...
0:02:12 > 0:02:13I can't do this!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, you can. Come on, stick with it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Do it for me and I'll make it worth your while.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20How?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Ooh, I don't know. I'll buy you ice cream or something.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25I know what I WOULD like.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26What's that, then?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- To come out with you in the ambulance.- No...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30It's not as easy as that.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Work experience - excellent idea.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hold up. It's completely against the rules, right?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39She's not insured, breach of patient confidentiality...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You obviously didn't think I'd do all this,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43otherwise you wouldn't have said it.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I didn't say it - you said it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45I thought you were a rebel.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Since when did you start obeying the rules?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Letting your little sister down...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Look, I don't mind.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Fine, she can come,
0:02:54 > 0:02:55but there are rules.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59You stay in the back of the ambulance at ALL times.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You don't get involved with patients,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03and, above all, you don't touch anything.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Which one of these turns the sirens on?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07SIREN WAILS, THEN STOPS
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I should have been notified of this ages ago -
0:03:09 > 0:03:12you don't ping me an e-mail minutes before a meeting!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Good morning. Can I have all your attention, please, just for a moment?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25The trust has decided that further cuts need to be made here
0:03:25 > 0:03:27at Holby City -
0:03:27 > 0:03:30therefore, reluctantly, I have been given the arduous task
0:03:30 > 0:03:33of making savings within the staffing budgets.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37All consultants will be asked to re-interview for their jobs.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40And when is this supposed to take place?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44A timetable will be announced in the next few days.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I know it doesn't help any of you, but I am sorry -
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I personally value each and every one of you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54It is simply my job as medical director to manage these things.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55That's all. Thank you.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Sam.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Tough job, but someone's got to do it.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Tell me about it. - Have you got a minute?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I've been reading up on core surgical training
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- and I would really like your... - Actually, Cal, maybe later.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12I think I should make myself scarce right now.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Yeah, sure.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He's like a malevolent Napoleon Solo, isn't he?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Napoleon Solo, anyone?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Robert Vaughan?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25The Man From Uncle, '60s TV series - all sharp suits and haircuts.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Yes, yes...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Did you know about this? - Minutes ago.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Our beloved leaders continue to treat the NHS
0:04:31 > 0:04:33as an experiment in Darwinism.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Survival of the fittest.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Only, this time, it's not just the patients.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41PHONE RINGS
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hey, there!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh, you're terrible.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50But I did enjoy talking in bed last night...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Yes, I'm out all day.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Can I call you tonight?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Try and behave until then.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Bye.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12There you go, Dr Hardy.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Thanks. Everything all right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Yeah.- It's just...
0:05:16 > 0:05:17What?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I couldn't help noticing you look a bit...dishevelled.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oh, erm, I stayed at a friend's last night.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26And now I just want to get into uniform, so...
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oh, you've...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ah...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31There's no easy way to put this.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Put what?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You've got...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40I got dressed in a hurry.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Anyone I know?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43The shift started 20 minutes ago.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Why are you not in uniform?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Sorry, Mrs Beauchamp. I was just...
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Two minutes.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I think I recognised that underwear.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes, that was her... That was her party lingerie.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Was it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I wonder who the lucky guy was THIS time...
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Nothing to do with us.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08MUSIC: Salute by Little Mix
0:06:08 > 0:06:09# Ladies all across the world
0:06:09 > 0:06:11# Listen up, we're looking for recruits
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# If you're with me let me see your hands
0:06:13 > 0:06:14# Stand up and salute
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
0:06:17 > 0:06:18# Representing all the women... #
0:06:18 > 0:06:20PHONE RINGS
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hi, Mum. I'm just out for a jog.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I'm just leaving now. I'll be there in ten minutes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Let yourself in. I'm just jumping in the shower.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35See you shortly. Bye.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Yeah, well, it's the consultants now,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42but it'll be the doctors next.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45It doesn't bother me. I'm far too good, and Sam knows it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Sam is...just doing his job. OK?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49If you want to get to the top,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51you have to be prepared to make difficult decisions.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Like stabbing your colleagues in the back?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I can see why you empathise.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57You lot haven't got anything to worry about.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I was last in, so I'll be first out.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Well, you're hardly a casual labourer on a building site.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm sure you'll be fine.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I worked one summer on a building site as a young man.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Good, honest, hoary-handed work.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I miss that. Still, something to fall back on, isn't it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14"Hoary-handed"?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15I know!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20It sounds like some sort of exotic Victorian disease or...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22LOUD COUGHING
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Shh.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Take whatever you want and get out.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43You're not meant to be here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45You sound different on the phone,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47but you are even prettier than your photographs.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- What photographs? - PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS
0:07:50 > 0:07:52No, you don't.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- DIALTONE - No, don't hurt me!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56PHONE RINGS
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Get off! Don't! - SHE SCREAMS
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Stop it!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, Evie...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Don't! Please, don't!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Ah!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09PHONE RINGS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Evie?- 'Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12'Leave a message.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:26No! Get away from me! Please, get away from me!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ah! Ugh!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Help, please! Help! There's someone in my flat!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Help! Help!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Help! Someone, help!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Please, someone help me! Help! Help!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Please, somebody help me! Help!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42TYRES SCREECH
0:08:42 > 0:08:44AIR BAG HISSES
0:08:47 > 0:08:48SHE PANTS
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Evie, Evie, Evie...
0:08:50 > 0:08:54SHE SCREAMS AND CRIES Evie! Evie!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00So, you slept with me, even though you knew you were going to
0:09:00 > 0:09:03go all big, bad boss in the morning.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14What exactly do you remember about last night?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Enough.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Mm-hmm?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Look, it'll be the junior doctors next,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and I'm the most junior - easiest to let go.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You do have one advantage the consultants don't have.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What's that?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31You're cheap.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Your salary, I mean.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Sam, a word.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'm a little busy right now, Connie.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41A word. My office.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58So, exactly when did you know about this?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yesterday.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Really?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Last week.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Look, I tried suggesting alternatives,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07but they were having none of it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I appreciate you're both worried.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh, I'm not worried about my job.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Of course...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I am.- I'm worried about the department morale,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17because now everyone's going to feel under threat.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18That's ridiculous. It's...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20So I want you to work from my office today
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and see exactly what this department does, day-in-day-out.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25And how is that going to balance the books?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Because then you will understand why this department
0:10:27 > 0:10:29can't afford to lose a single member of staff.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Unusual to see you two acting as one.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Well, it's amazing what a common enemy will do for a relationship.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I thought you might need this.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Oh, thank you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And I...I got you a Scooby snack.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, Nibbles!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You ledge.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Can I, erm, ask you a question?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yeah.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Do you think I'm cheap?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Cheap?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Gosh. Erm...
0:11:08 > 0:11:09No.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No, I...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13It's the 21st century.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Women are perfectly entitled to, you know,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20with whoever they want, and as often as they want.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23As an F2, I mean.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Like, do you think I'm underpaid?
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I mean, the whole NHS is definitely underpaid.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Sam said I would never have to worry about losing my job
0:11:31 > 0:11:33because I'm cheap.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, he could have put it a bit more eloquently.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I feel terrible.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Dylan, Elle, Mrs Beauchamp even - they don't deserve this.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41No.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I'm going to make Sam change his mind.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm not sure it'll be that easy.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, well, I know where he lives, so he'd better listen.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51SIRENS WAIL
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Gemma, stay behind on this one!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Help! Please, it's my daughter...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- All right, what's her name?- Evie.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Jez, can you look after this lady, please?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Let me take a look at you. Are you in pain at all?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14She ran out in front of me.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Evie. Evie, my name's Iain. I'm a paramedic. Can you hear me?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- OK, come over here, please. - SHE SOBS
0:12:19 > 0:12:20OK, what's your name?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Susie. Please look after my daughter.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25All right, this is Susie, driver in an RTC.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29She's got neck pain and a possible hyperextension injury.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Thank you. I'll take over.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33All right, GCS 12. She's got lacerations to her head,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35hands, and right forearm.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37She's going to need analgesia.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38I don't think she's trapped,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41but we'd better wait for the fire crew to lift this vehicle, OK?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Possible leg fracture.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Is that far enough?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Get out now! - I was only trying to help.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Get back in the ambulance!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- All right, did the vehicle come into contact?- No.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00All right, let's get a line in.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You'd be really dumb to fire Elle, or Dylan, or Mrs Beauchamp,
0:13:07 > 0:13:08or anyone else, for that matter.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10They are exceptional doctors,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12and goodness knows the NHS needs that at the minute.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Thank you, Dr Munroe. I couldn't agree more.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17However, what the NHS needs right now is money,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20and we both know that that's not going to happen
0:13:20 > 0:13:21under any government any time soon.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Why are you being weird today?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28After last night, you're being weird.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:13:36 > 0:13:40I get the impression you don't remember much about last night.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Not true.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I loved what you did with the creme fraiche.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45That...
0:13:45 > 0:13:46I don't even like creme fraiche.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Alicia, last night was amazing,
0:13:51 > 0:13:52but that was then and this is now.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55We're at work. I have a job to do, and so do you,
0:13:55 > 0:13:59and I can see a row of cubicles with some very sick patients out there.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Please go and make them better.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14MUSIC: Rabbit by Chas & Dave
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# Why don't you give it a rest?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's... #
0:14:21 > 0:14:23HE WHISTLES A TUNE
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I'm back, guys.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41There we go.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- HE EXHALES - Listen up.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Now, then...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Ah...
0:14:52 > 0:14:55And welcome to your new home.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Let's find out a little bit more out about you, shall we?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Right, this is Evie Collett, 24 years old, pedestrian involved in
0:15:04 > 0:15:08an RTC with a vehicle travelling at 30mph, 25 minutes ago.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Suspected fracture of fib, laceration to scalp,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- both hands and right forearm. - OK, cubicle four.- Wait!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Where are they taking Evie?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Don't worry, Mrs Collett. I'm Dr Munroe. Evie's in good hands.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21BP 110/85, SATS 98%, and I've given her ten of morphine.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Right, bed one. Evie, I'm Mrs Beauchamp.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Do you know where you are?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You're not my dentist.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30No. I never understood why anyone would study just teeth
0:15:30 > 0:15:31when there's a whole body to learn about.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Right, airway and breathing fine.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Across on three, please. One, two, three.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- EVIE GROANS - OK...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Just let us know if it hurts anywhere.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42All right, no evidence of external bleeding.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Open your eyes for me, please. - EVIE GROANS
0:15:45 > 0:15:47GCS still down at 14. Pupils reactive.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Let's have a full trauma set, a group and save, venous blood gas,
0:15:51 > 0:15:52a head-to-pelvis CT,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54and let's do a pregnancy test as well, please.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I told you to stay in the ambulance.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58That was a stupid thing you just did.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59You could have killed a patient!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Well, A, I didn't, and two, I wouldn't.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I have eyes, don't I?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04You know, to be fair,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06she did stop us from having to call the Fire Service.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09INSECTS CHIRP
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hmm...
0:16:14 > 0:16:18OK, let's take a closer look at you, shall we?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20OK? There we go.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Come on then, fella, let's have a look.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Here we go.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28I've got you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Aw, look at you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32And those colourings...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Do you know what, mate?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35I think...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37That's it, have a look.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I think you're a Honduran milk snake.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41What do you think?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- PHONE RINGS - Eh? Excuse me.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Hold on, let's get you back.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49There we go, mate. There we go.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Well done.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming...
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- DOOR CLOSES - Hello?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01SIREN WAILS
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Sorry, mate, you can't park here.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We need to keep it clear for ambulance access.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Sorry...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Are you all right?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20OK, lucky for you, we provide emergency valet parking.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Jump out.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Yeah, all right, Fred.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeah, I'll see you down the pub around 6.00.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34No.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37No, no, no, no, no...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39HE SIGHS
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Where are you, you little tinker?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Eh?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Oh, come on, come on, come on...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, there you go.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Hey, hey, hey, hey. You nearly got away with that, then, didn't you?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Eh? You nearly... - SNAKE HISSES
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Argh!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- You're not a biter... - SNAKE HISSES
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Oh.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Ah...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20HE GROANS
0:18:20 > 0:18:22HE PANTS
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, a coral snake.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Batesian mimicry, of course.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, no, you little...!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35OK, OK, OK.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Come on, come on... - HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- You know what to do. Just stay calm. - PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS
0:18:39 > 0:18:42HE EXHALES
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Oh.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'm sorry. I'm going to need an ambulance.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Got any pain or tenderness anywhere else?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49In my shoulder.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Have you had dizzy spells before?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55No.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00OK, let's get bloods, a BM and a 12-lead ECG, just as a precaution.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I'm going to want to get X-rays of your fingers and shoulder,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04just to make sure there's no fracture,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06and then we'll be able to strap them up for you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oh, and we are going to need to remove the ring, I'm afraid.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10I'll get the cutters.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Do you have to cut it off?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14It's, erm, a 21st birthday present from my dad.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20OK, well, this finger's not as badly swollen as the others, so...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23OK, yeah, let me try something else.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Let's get an oxygen mask and a suture kit.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Right, Gemma, you stick with me, and no more trouble, OK?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33DOGS BARK
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Hello?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I'm around the back!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What are you waiting for?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'm just doing a health-and-safety assessment.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Right, Jez, go on, you can go first.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Why am I always first?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Just because. Go on.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Hello, mate.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06What's the combination?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Yeah, it's, erm...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's 1-2-3-4.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19GATE SQUEAKS
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Oh, it's...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's OK.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27The snake's not aggressive unless it feels threatened.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30All right. My name's Iain. This is Jez. What's your name?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31It's... It's Harry.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32I'm Gem, by the way.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Yeah. Hi.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36She's an observer, all right? Just ignore her.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Stand there. Don't move.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40All right, where did it bite you?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Yeah, here. Ah...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43SNAKE HISSES
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Yo, Iain...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50What's wrong?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52OK, just stay nice and calm for me, all right?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54It slows down the venom circulating in your system.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yeah, yeah, I know.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Look, I've been bitten by a coral snake.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I don't know which genera, but it's an elapid.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Can you spell that for me, please?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06E-L-A-P-I-D.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You should phone ahead, and make sure that they've got
0:21:08 > 0:21:11the correct antivenom on standby at the hospital.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16- The venom, it contains a powerful neurotoxin. - Hello, can you run a stock-check...?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Eventually it'll paralyse my breathing muscles.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Without the correct antivenom,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25death would be by respiratory failure.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29OK, well, first things first, Harry, nobody's dying, all right?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Good.- I suggest we get you in the ambulance and off to hospital, OK?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35OK. Ow! Ah!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Oh...
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Gemma, bring the kit-bags.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Thank you.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52It'll be the nurses next.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55First they'll cut the doctors, then the nurses.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Yeah... - Charlie, do you know anything?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Well, I do know that he asked for nurse establishment figures
0:22:00 > 0:22:03and pay grades for the last 12 months -
0:22:03 > 0:22:05for a presentation to the board.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09See? I'm right. Slippery little b...ureaucrat.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Let's not jump to conclusions.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I've just got back into medicine
0:22:12 > 0:22:14after ten years bringing up the boys.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17It won't be Dylan or Connie that's up for the chop - it'll be me first.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18You'll be OK, Pancake.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19- Really?- Yeah.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22He's not going to fire the mother of his child, is he?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Rather more likely to consult with her on who should go first.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Guess who'll be top of THAT list?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28No.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31No, I think Connie will do everything within her power
0:22:31 > 0:22:33to make sure he doesn't see this through.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ah, great.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40So, mostly, we snip the ring off with cutters,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42but obviously people don't like that,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46so what we can do...is this. PHONE RINGS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51PHONE BEEPS All right, forceps, please.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Thank you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56All right, this might hurt a little bit, OK?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57This is the tricky bit.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01HE GROANS
0:23:01 > 0:23:03OK, nearly there.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Deep breaths.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06OK, that part's done.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Thank you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:15OK, now we're going to wrap this around.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Deep breaths.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Now, this is the clever part. Watch this.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Pull and...- Ah...
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Ah!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25HE EXHALES Ta-da!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Thank you. - You're very welcome.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29There we go.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32OK, let's get Jeremy off to X-ray when there's availability.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Yeah.- Thank you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41We're ready for you in X-ray now, Susie. How are you feeling?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43How's Evie?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45She's still being assessed.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Is there anyone we can call for you?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49No, thank you. It's OK. I...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I've just left a message for my...friend.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Are you OK?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I can't believe what's happened.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00We'd been planning today for weeks. SHE SOBS
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Ever since she left home,
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I hardly hear from her unless I chase her.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07She was always Daddy's girl -
0:24:07 > 0:24:09always preferred Roger.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12He's dead.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Cancer. Six years now.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I'm sorry...
0:24:17 > 0:24:21No need. Roger was a serial cheat.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Over-compensated with Evie to make up for it.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24I'll never tell her.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Children don't always see what's going on with their parents -
0:24:27 > 0:24:31I know I didn't with my mam and dad for a long time.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Ah! Sorry.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Susie, are you all right?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Yes, let's get this over and done with, please.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40SIREN WAILS
0:24:45 > 0:24:47You were Army?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Royal Logistic Corps.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Nothing glamorous - I was catering.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Royal Logistics went to Basra, didn't they?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Yeah, well, that's where I got interested in exotic wildlife.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I read about it so I knew what to look for that might kill me.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I'm just going to sit you up a bit straighter.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03- There you go.- Ah...
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Pop this mask on for me,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07and keep taking nice deep breaths into that, OK?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08I was in Basra,
0:25:08 > 0:25:12only the local wildlife had the exact opposite effect on me.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You know, there's really no need to be frightened of them.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Says the man on his way to hospital with a snake-bite.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Gemma...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Sorry. Joking.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26I run a sort of unofficial rescue centre.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I've got my Dangerous Wild Animal Licence, I promise you.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You just stay calm for me until we get to hospital, all right,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34and we'll get some antivenom in you. How long, Jez?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36About five minutes, Iain.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Five minutes. OK, nice deep breaths, all right?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42SIREN WAILS
0:25:42 > 0:25:44OK, right.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46All right, good news, Evie.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Your scans are clear,
0:25:48 > 0:25:52so we'll just check your neck, suture your head and your forearm.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Your fibula is fractured, but it's undisplaced,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56so we can get that plastered here.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57- Yeah?- OK.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01SHE GROANS There we go.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Do you remember what happened?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04No...
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Yes, a car - did I run into it?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Well, it ran into you.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11All right, let me know if it hurts anywhere.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Any numbness in the arms? No?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16All right, can you turn your head to the left, please?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Still a little concussed.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21OK, the other way.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30You've, um...got some unusual marks on your neck.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Do you know how you got them? - No.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34What do you do for a living, Evie?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Erm, I cook in a restaurant.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40All right. Thank you. I'll be back in a sec.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48(She looks like she's been in a fight.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51(Do those hands look like RTC-related injuries to you?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53(No. They're defensive knife wounds.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55(Exactly.)
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- All right.- OK.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01As you know, the X-ray was clear, so we can sit you up now.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Can I see Evie now?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Yes, I'll take you to her. - PHONE BUZZES
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Do you want me to get that for you? - Yes, please.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08It's someone called Jeremy?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Thank you.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Hello?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Darling, it's Jeremy.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I just got your message.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Are you all right?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Where are you?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21In Manchester. At home.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I can't talk now. I'll call you later.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28What happened?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Boyfriend trouble?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yes.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32No.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35No, that's not really what I'd call him.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Stupid. Can we go and see Evie now, please?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45See that man there? That's my big boss.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48And this morning, I woke up in his bed.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Now, THAT is stupid.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Come on, spill.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55We got to know each other online.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57So does everyone these days.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Then we spoke on the phone.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Two, three times a day.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05It was real. And exciting.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09He did great phone sex.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Susie!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13But I bet you've never had a three-month relationship
0:28:13 > 0:28:14with somebody you've never even met.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Sounds like the perfect boyfriend to me!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18He said he lived in Manchester.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21But I've just found out he's been lying.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26This is Harry Beatty, 46,
0:28:26 > 0:28:28suffered a snakebite to his right arm at 11.15
0:28:28 > 0:28:30as per information sent ahead.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33GCS 15 on arrival, maintained en route.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Some shortness of breath, but no airway concerns.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38He's had 1g of IV paracetamol.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Pulse 112, BP 130/86,
0:28:41 > 0:28:43SATS 97% on oxygen.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Harry, when you're ready, mate, can you shuffle yourself across?
0:28:46 > 0:28:47There you go.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Hi, Mr Beatty. I'm Dr Chao.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I've got a couple of questions for you.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52I can't talk to her.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56Well, we all have that problem. She's not that hard, really.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59No, no, I mean I can't talk to pretty women.
0:28:59 > 0:29:00It's just a thing.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Fine. I'll ask the questions and you can give the answer to Dr Hardy.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05I need to know your medical history, please.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Any allergies? Any medications?
0:29:07 > 0:29:12No, no. Except it turns out I'm allergic to snakebites.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17Can we get FBC, Us and Es, LFT, coag, urinalysis and renal function.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19He's an ex-soldier, so look after him, yeah?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Harry, I'll check up on you later, all right?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23OK, I am going to draw up the Zagreb anti-venom.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Thank you.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32She looks nice.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Wow. I've have difficulty talking to women, my whole life.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Do you know, I think this is helping.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Don't suppose you could prescribe me some?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42This is a hospital, Mr Beatty. Not a singles bar.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43I'm sorry.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45I'll be back once you're in a gown.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47All right.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Evie, sweetheart,
0:29:54 > 0:29:55it's Mummy.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57How are you feeling?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I don't think I can remember.
0:30:00 > 0:30:01It's nothing to worry about.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03I expect it'll pass.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05This wasn't what I had in mind for our girl's day out -
0:30:05 > 0:30:07a trip to the hospital.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Dr Munroe?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17There's a possibility your patient's daughter
0:30:17 > 0:30:20was attacked before she was run over.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Has the mother said anything?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24No.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26I mean she wishes she'd seen her daughter more,
0:30:26 > 0:30:29but I don't think there's any arguments between them.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33Mrs Collett.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Did you happen to speak to your daughter at all
0:30:38 > 0:30:40today, before the accident?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yes. I phoned to say I was on my way.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44OK.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47And, uh, did she sound all right?
0:30:47 > 0:30:48Perfectly.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50What's this about?
0:30:50 > 0:30:55There is a possibility that Evie was attacked before you run her over.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59- Attacked?- She has what appears to be defensive wounds on her hands.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Probably made by a knife.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02Oh, Evie.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05He said that he liked my photographs.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Who? What photographs?
0:31:07 > 0:31:09The man in my flat.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14But he said that my voice sounded different on the phone.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15A man in your flat?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Evie, did you get a look at him?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19No, he was masked.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Did you hurt him?
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Yes, his fingers in the door.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24Oh, no.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Susie, do you know something?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30I should have told him.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31Told him what?
0:31:31 > 0:31:35The dating website uses pictures from your social media.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38A photo I posted of Evie became my dating profile picture.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42I didn't realise until it was too late.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47- He thought I was Evie.- That other patient, you recognised him -
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- is that the man you've been talking to online?- What other patient? >
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Cal's patient. Came in with a finger injury. I'll show you.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55You stay with your daughter.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01You used pictures of me to pick up men online?!
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Evie, it was an accident. By the time I realised...
0:32:04 > 0:32:06By the time you realised, you decided to carry on with it?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08No! I was going to tell him...
0:32:08 > 0:32:09But you didn't.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Mum, that's just weird!
0:32:11 > 0:32:12Evie!
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Leave me alone! - I just wanted company.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17You never call or come to see me unless you want something.
0:32:17 > 0:32:18Money, usually.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21So it's my fault that your BOYFRIEND attacked me?!
0:32:21 > 0:32:23No, I didn't mean that.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Leave me alone.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- Evie...- Leave me alone.
0:32:32 > 0:32:37OK, pain relief. Co-codamol, two, up to four times a day, OK?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39And I'll arrange a follow-up for you
0:32:39 > 0:32:41in the fracture clinic in seven days.
0:32:41 > 0:32:42Thank you, Dr Knight.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43You're very welcome.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Excuse me. I...uh...
0:33:01 > 0:33:04I don't suppose you'd like to see my snake sometime?
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Are you on drugs?
0:33:07 > 0:33:08I am, actually, yes.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Zagreb antivenom.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13The little so-and-so bit me.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- Excuse me. - I didn't mean to cause any offence.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19I just thought you might like to talk to somebody.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24Oh, dear...
0:33:27 > 0:33:30MOBILE RINGS
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Evie.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33How are you feeling?
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Bad.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38Where are you now?
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Ah, I had to swing by the office, something came up.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Can I call you later?
0:33:43 > 0:33:44I'm going into a meeting.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Cal... Your patient, Jeremy Warren...
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Yeah, I've just discharged him.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05Make sure you tell Sam how brilliantly efficient I was.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Well, he's left the building, so...
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Police can take a statement from Evie,
0:34:10 > 0:34:11we can supply an address,
0:34:11 > 0:34:13that's as much as we can do.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- What do you call a snake that tells jokes?- What?
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Monty Python!
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Oh, come on - it's hissssss-terical!
0:34:24 > 0:34:27For the last time, I am not scared of...
0:34:27 > 0:34:29SNAKE HISSES
0:34:29 > 0:34:31..snakes.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Snake.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34Snake!
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Where did that come from?!
0:34:36 > 0:34:37Wait here.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Harry!
0:34:41 > 0:34:43How do you catch a snake?
0:34:43 > 0:34:45One of your snakes hitched a ride in the ambulance.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47How do I trap it?
0:34:47 > 0:34:48You need a pillowcase...
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Pillowcase.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52..some gaffer tape...
0:34:52 > 0:34:53Tape.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59..and a snake hook.
0:34:59 > 0:35:00What?
0:35:00 > 0:35:04A stick...with a hook on it...
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- so you can reach across. - Harry, are you all right?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09You have to reach across and pin it down behind its head...
0:35:09 > 0:35:14- PANTING:- ..and then...you put it in a pillowcase inside out...
0:35:14 > 0:35:16and tape it up...
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Oh, my tongue feels all funny.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Can I get some help in here, please?!
0:35:23 > 0:35:27He's breathless, tachy and developing a urticarial rash.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Yeah, it looks like an allergic reaction.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32- Probably the anti-venom, although that's rare.- Cheers, Harry.
0:35:32 > 0:35:33Let's increase high flow O2
0:35:33 > 0:35:36and give him 0.5mls of 1 in 1,000 adrenaline IM.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Yeah, can I get 10 of chlorphenamine,
0:35:37 > 0:35:40200 of hydrocortisone and a salbutamol nebulizer, please.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43- Noel.- Mm?
0:35:43 > 0:35:44I'm looking for two patients -
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Jeremy Warren, white, in his 40s,
0:35:46 > 0:35:48came in with two broken fingers,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50and Susie Collett, who is also in her 40s.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Have you seen him in the last few minutes?
0:35:54 > 0:35:55Yeah, they both went that way.
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Right, thanks.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Right, come on, I've sorted it.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Here, you grab this.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Right, I'm going to open the doors on three, OK?
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- One, two... - What do I do with this?
0:36:13 > 0:36:14Right, OK.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17I'm going to pin it down, you grab it with that pillowcase,
0:36:17 > 0:36:19turn it inside out, you tape it shut with that.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Job done, OK?
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Ready?
0:36:23 > 0:36:25One, two, three.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Can you see it?
0:36:30 > 0:36:31No.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Where is it?
0:36:35 > 0:36:36I don't know.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Jeremy?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Who are you?
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Don't you recognise my voice?
0:36:48 > 0:36:49Evie.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Why did you lie to me?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57About what?
0:36:57 > 0:36:58About what?
0:36:58 > 0:36:59You said you were at home.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01In Manchester.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03What are you doing in Holby?
0:37:05 > 0:37:07And a question I'd really like to hear the answer to -
0:37:07 > 0:37:10how did you hurt your hand?
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Why did you lie to ME?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14You used a fake picture on your profile.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15Though, looking at you,
0:37:15 > 0:37:18I can see why you'd use a younger woman's photo.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21You look for women like me online, don't you?
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Evie, or whatever your name is,
0:37:24 > 0:37:26you really need to get away from me now.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28My name is Susie.
0:37:30 > 0:37:31Evie's my daughter.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Huh!
0:37:33 > 0:37:34That's not at all weird.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37It was you, wasn't it?
0:37:37 > 0:37:39You attacked her.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40If you hadn't said you were out all day,
0:37:40 > 0:37:42she'd wouldn't have got hurt.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44No, don't say that.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46I didn't get much of a haul before she turned up.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Managed to shut my hand in a door - the cow.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50That's Evie's ring.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52I'm telling the police everything.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54No, no, you're not.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57SUSIE SCREAMS
0:38:03 > 0:38:05- SUSIE CRIES - Help!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Can I get some help in here, please!
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Alicia, are you OK?- Yes. She's just been attacked by him.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Get him out.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15He's cut her brachial artery, we need to get her to resus.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17You're going to be OK, you're all right.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19SIREN WAILS
0:38:23 > 0:38:24- Aaargh!- You!
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Pack it in!
0:38:26 > 0:38:28That's not funny, Gem!
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Have you got it?
0:38:33 > 0:38:34No.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Arghhh! He's here! He's here!
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Right, give us it.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Where, underneath?
0:38:43 > 0:38:44Yeah.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- Right, lift that up. - All right, on three.- Yep.- One...
0:38:47 > 0:38:49two, three.
0:38:51 > 0:38:52Here, little snaky.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Ah, good boy.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Come on, then. Come on. - Be careful.- Yep.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01- OK.- Come on, then.- In you go.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Good boy.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03That's it.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05- Yes, it's in, it's in.- OK.
0:39:07 > 0:39:08Did you get it?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Yep.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Sssssssssorted.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14You're not funny.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Laceration on medial aspect. She's losing a lot of blood.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Check her over again, and check that head injury.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Mum? What happened?
0:39:23 > 0:39:24Stay there, please, Evie.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25FBC, U&Es, clotting and...
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Your mum's been attacked but the man's been arrested.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29They're treating her now, so don't worry.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I need a combat application tourniquet and a Celox dressing.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Dr Munroe, what's this I hear about you attacking a patient?
0:39:34 > 0:39:35Not now!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Hurry with those fluids, please.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39I think you need to explain yourself.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41I can explain.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54I think I want to be a paramedic now.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57You reversed a car off a patient without checking it was safe
0:39:57 > 0:39:59to do so and then you brought a snake into the ambulance.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Not a great start.
0:40:01 > 0:40:02Yeah, but it all worked out in the end.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05And I was the one that caught the snake.
0:40:05 > 0:40:06All right, don't rub it in.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Why are you frightened of snakes?
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Well, I lived surrounded by them for a year, didn't I?
0:40:11 > 0:40:14And I knew that they could kill me as well as any sniper bullet
0:40:14 > 0:40:15or roadside bomb.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Only a lot slower and a lot more painful.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19I like it.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Like what?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23I like that you're scared of snakes.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25It makes you seem less perfect.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Makes me feel better about me.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34He could have killed you.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37It's all my fault.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39It is not your fault, Susie.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41It's Jeremy's, OK?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43He chose to groom someone that he thought was Evie,
0:40:43 > 0:40:46chose to burgle her, and chose to attack you both.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49He probably had a dozen other victims lined up and you've saved them, as well.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Some men are like that.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Women are just...disposable commodities to them.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58She's right, Mum.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00And I'm so sorry.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02I didn't realise that I was neglecting you.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05You always seem so strong.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07I'll come round more, I promise.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11The orthopaedic team is ready to see you.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12SHE MOUTHS
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Hey, what happened?
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Did you get him?
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Oh, yeah, yeah, we got him.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Well, my sister did.
0:41:22 > 0:41:23Is he all right?
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Yeah, he's fine.
0:41:25 > 0:41:26How are you feeling?
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I'm OK.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32I reckon it was trying to chat her up that sent me
0:41:32 > 0:41:33into an anaphylactic shock.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38You know that's not actually medically possible, right?
0:41:38 > 0:41:41And, anyway, what is it with you and this not chatting to women thing?
0:41:41 > 0:41:45Well, my mum died when I was a... when I was a baby
0:41:45 > 0:41:47and my Dad brought me and my brothers up alone.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50It was quite rare, being a single dad, back then.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52We just... We just stayed together.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55And then you joined the army.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Yeah. It's always been just me and blokes.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01I mean, there's been some ladies, of course.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05But the ones I wanted didn't want me and vice versa.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Since leaving the corps, it's just been me.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10And your snakes.
0:42:12 > 0:42:13Yeah, and my snakes.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I think you need a new hobby.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18And women...
0:42:18 > 0:42:19they're way more fun than snakes.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Susie, over there,
0:42:23 > 0:42:27I have it on very good authority that her mind was elsewhere today.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30I think you should try again.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31No!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34No.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35What would I say?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Well, I'll give you my best chat-up line.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42The one thing I say to women that never fails,
0:42:42 > 0:42:45the one thing they respond to every single time.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48Go on, then.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Right, all you've got to do,
0:42:51 > 0:42:52and trust me,
0:42:52 > 0:42:54she will turn around and listen when you say this,
0:42:54 > 0:42:56all you've got to say to her is...
0:42:57 > 0:42:58..hello.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02I've tried that.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05It's when they say hello back that it all goes wrong.
0:43:08 > 0:43:09Come with me.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11I'll be your wingman.
0:43:11 > 0:43:12Trust me.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Harry, meet Susie.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Susie is going to be pretty immobilised for a few weeks,
0:43:23 > 0:43:25but she's going to have a sexy scar on her arm
0:43:25 > 0:43:27by the time she's back on her feet.
0:43:27 > 0:43:31And Susie, meet Harry, ex-army, already bonus points for hotness.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35He's got this weird snake-collecting thing,
0:43:35 > 0:43:38but that's only because he ain't got a girlfriend.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40And you two only live a mile apart,
0:43:40 > 0:43:43so the only thing left to do really is, uh...
0:43:47 > 0:43:49HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:43:50 > 0:43:51Hello, Susie.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Hello, Harry.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
0:43:57 > 0:44:00I'm not sure I'm really looking to meet a man right now.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02I look a right mess.
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Well, not to me, you don't.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Thank you.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10So, what's all this about you and snakes, then?
0:44:10 > 0:44:11Aaaah.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Well, they're a... a very misunderstood species.
0:44:18 > 0:44:19Do you want to see some pictures?
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Oh, go on, then.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38Alicia.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45I think you should know that I've got a very awkward meeting
0:44:45 > 0:44:47tomorrow with the chairman of the trust to explain
0:44:47 > 0:44:51why one of my doctors attacked a patient with a fire extinguisher.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55And I'm not entirely sure how much I can protect you.
0:44:55 > 0:44:56Protect me?!
0:44:57 > 0:44:59I've not asked you to protect me.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02- Alicia, if this is about... - Let's break this down a second, OK?
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Last night, you slept with a junior doctor -
0:45:05 > 0:45:07me, in case you've forgotten.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Then the next morning, you tell her her job's safe because she's cheap.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- Dr Munroe...- You give staff morale a kick in the knackers
0:45:12 > 0:45:14then tell us all you're just following orders.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17By the way, last night wasn't all that great - I've had better.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18A lot better.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- Alicia...- And younger, actually.
0:45:20 > 0:45:21Alicia!
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Nothing happened.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25It NEARLY did...
0:45:25 > 0:45:29but truthfully, we'd both had a bit too much to drink.
0:45:29 > 0:45:30I slept on the sofa.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34You did mumble in your sleep about Dr Hardy, though.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Quite a bit, actually.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44Guys, look, the board has forced me to make a choice.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48I have to lose one consultant, two junior doctors or three nurses.
0:45:48 > 0:45:53And I have gone with what I think is the least damaging option.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55I hope you all understand that.
0:45:56 > 0:45:57See you tomorrow.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Pint?
0:46:01 > 0:46:02Yeah.
0:46:06 > 0:46:07Really, Sam?
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Finished with the pretty nurses and now starting on the F2s?
0:46:14 > 0:46:16So, you slept with Sam?
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Slept, yes.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26I don't see how it's any of your business.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Are you going to tell me it was an accident?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Less accident, more motorway pile-up, it seems.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34Nothing happened.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40It's none of my business.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Look, we're going to get a drink if you want to come?
0:46:43 > 0:46:45No.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47It's been a long day.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50I just want to get home.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Yeah, OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Ethan...
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Look, you and me, it's just not...
0:47:00 > 0:47:03- No, I know, it's not... - You know, cos your brother and...
0:47:03 > 0:47:04Yeah.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08It is best, don't you think?
0:47:12 > 0:47:13Yes, I do.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Don't you?
0:47:17 > 0:47:19I do.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Good, well...
0:47:31 > 0:47:33All agreed, then.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.