Schoolboy Crush

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0:00:03 > 0:00:04I was just thinking about Ollie.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06It's a shame you can't just pick up the phone to him.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I know I'm her type. 20 says you're not.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11A fool and his money are easily parted.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12How are you feeling?

0:00:12 > 0:00:16A bit more human, thanks to you. Yeah.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21SHE GRUNTS

0:00:21 > 0:00:23SHE VOMITS Oh, no, gosh.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26It's me. Your dad.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09JEZ CHUCKLES

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Argh! What are you doing?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Er, what are YOU doing?

0:01:18 > 0:01:19How's Alicia?

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Explain.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29I'm avoiding Ethan.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Why, because you look so rough?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33No, but thanks for that.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Basically, he came back to mine last night, right?

0:01:36 > 0:01:41And we were about to kiss, and I puked on his shoes.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44How drunk were you? I was nervous! Right.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46So, I snuck out, I left him on the sofa, and now

0:01:46 > 0:01:48well, I can't face him, can I? DAVID SINGS SOFTLY

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Definitely not, because now you're the girl whose puke wound up

0:01:51 > 0:01:54between his toes, forever more. Are you kidding me?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57DAVID CHUCKLES Not a fan of my singing, eh?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Don't give up your day job.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Or do, and then I won't have to listen to you.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I've been meaning to ask you, actually, what's with the bum bag?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Very '80s.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10This? It's where I keep my gun.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14You are very strange.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18SINGING RESUMES

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ethan's coming! ALICIA GASPS

0:02:21 > 0:02:27Ugh! You are the worst! DAVID CHUCKLES, CONTINUES SINGING

0:02:38 > 0:02:40What's this?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Mum, give it back.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43You've been texting your dad?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Give it back!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47No. You can't be trusted with it.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You're a cow.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52OK.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56No, you can't do that. I hate you!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04MUM!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Is it still OK that we knock off early?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Er... Of course it is.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'll try not to burn the place down.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, that would be good. Although...

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Alicia, we need a word. All these gentlemen callers.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Dipping your pen in the company ink, eh?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah, as if. He slept on the sofa.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Right, better crack on.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oliver, I said dinner.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14WHISPERS: I'm going to kill him.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oliver?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25What have you done?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40You in the business of abducting old women, are you?

0:04:40 > 0:04:41You interfering plonks.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Hello there, I'm Dr Hardy.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45"Hello there", you speccy berk.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49This is Ms Sheila Bobbins, we think about eighty years old?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Never you mind how old I am!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55She took a fall in the supermarket, possible fractured right wrist, her

0:04:55 > 0:04:59eye also appears to be infected, but she refused to let me take any obs.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Me eyes went blurry, and I tripped, that's it. Capiche?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07But while I'm here, you may as well give Little Sheila an MOT.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09She's been out of sorts for weeks.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10LITTLE Sheila?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yeah, you deaf?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'll see you later, Alicia, OK?

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Ooh, that's a cat that's also called Sheila?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Yeah, and?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27No, no, I'm not sure we can have a cat in here.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29She's got just as much right to be here as you have.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33I'm sorry, Ms Bobbins, we can't risk fleas in a hospital.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Why don't we tie her up outside?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I can have a look at you and then I'll put you in touch with a vet.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Does that sound OK?

0:05:39 > 0:05:44Fine, but you ain't taking her nowhere, I'll take her.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48PHONE RINGS Sorry.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Rosa?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56You pay them no mind.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sit. Good girl.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Rosa, it's OK. Calm down. I'll find him, I promise.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Hey, look where you're going! You could have killed me!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Hey, Dad.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ollie!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41It was a lunch-time thing, anyway.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44So, most of them will be gone by now.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Or they'll be drunk. It'll be grand.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Me, you, some good tunes, what else do we need?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yeah, come on.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55White wine?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Thank you.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Sorry, do you know if he's here?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Allan Francis? Oh, yes. Come on, it's my song!

0:07:11 > 0:07:17Do you know what? It's just hit me - we're all old.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Speak for yourself. Although my name's going to change

0:07:20 > 0:07:25to Granny soon. Or Nana, maybe. Yeah! Peter's just broken the news.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, check out the hair dos!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31So, come on, then, who were the movers and the shakers?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Who was hot, who was not.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, I certainly wasn't a shaker, I can tell you that.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I was starting to think you weren't coming.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Gloria.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45How are you?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Ignore him. He very was popular.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Er, no, that was you.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, you were very popular with me.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Sorry, Gloria. Duffy, this is Gloria.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hello. Hi.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01So, how have you been?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05If you can condense 50 years in five minutes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Great, on the whole.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10I work in property, have my own business, which is stressful,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14rewarding, you know. And you?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16A nurse. Of course.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18A very good one, in fact.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Of course. Are you two..?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Friends. Are you here with anyone?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Actually, there was one oaf from school I was expecting to see.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32He used to bully me like crazy. It's a relief.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40All right, Florence? My missus chewing your ear off, is she?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Hello, Allan.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Dream on, will you? Alicia, I got you a coffee.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Two sugars, yeah?

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Why are you being so nice?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I was just buying a coffee and you were on my mind.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Thanks.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02You've taken on the master.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I think Alicia's a little clever for you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Hey, what was that about Alicia, you two?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, come on!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Is this a uni house, or a hospital? Sort it out!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Come on, you!

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Well, you know what they say - those who can become a doctor,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26and those who can't become a nurse.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29HE LAUGHS

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Ah, come on, Florence. I'm only messing.

0:09:33 > 0:09:39Remember when I got you drunk? It's a good one, this.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I made him do shots of Cinzano out my dad's cupboard.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Him clueless, because I'm drinking water.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Puked his guts up.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56You had alcoholic poisoning!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, we had a laugh. CHUCKLES

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well, we'd better mingle.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's been really great catching up.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Really.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Nice to meet you.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26See you in a bit. Ta-ra.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36What is she doing with that idiot?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Obviously, she loves him.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44So, how long have you had Little Sheila?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47How long you had that face?

0:10:47 > 0:10:48All me life, as it goes.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53You will need a sling on that. Don't you manhandle me!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Are those cat scratches? They look infected.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yeah. They must be very sore.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Ms Bobbins, I've been looking over your file here.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11You've missed a few appointments at the falls clinic,

0:11:11 > 0:11:14and there's also been some referrals to social care.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16How are you getting on at home?

0:11:16 > 0:11:20If you're asking, "Can I still wipe meself?" then yes, I can,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22thank you very much.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Do you know what toxoplasmosis is?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26What do you think?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's an infection that can be caused by ingesting cat faeces.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Are you tapped in the head, son?

0:11:32 > 0:11:36You asking if I eat Little Sheila's muck?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, no. No, of course not.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43But, if Little Sheila scratched you and there were traces of

0:11:43 > 0:11:46faeces on her claws, that actually would be enough.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Are you sure you're OK at home?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I said so, didn't I?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55There are options for help, you know.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58There are some great residential homes.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00We could get one of our discharge team to chat with you.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Homes don't take cats, it's a no.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05And I don't like repeating meself.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09OK, that's no problem. I'm going to go and see about these X-rays.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Doctor Munroe, you OK to chase up bloods?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Sure. Won't be long.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Hey there. Are you OK?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Jacob! Jacob, this is my son. Oliver.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Hey, no way! How you doing, old man? You all right?

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Oliver. Come on, we're going home. No, I'm staying with dad.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I don't want to hear it. Get up! Oliver, get up.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Hold on, maybe we take this in the Relatives' Room? I hate her!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Don't say that. Just stay away from him.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Please, can we just keep this down? Get up.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I want to live with you. Please, can I?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50No, you can't.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Because, in case you've forgotten, your father kidnapped you,

0:12:53 > 0:12:55and ran off to Acapulco with a grubby little stripper,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57remember that? Rosa!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Dad, please.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01He's no dad. He's not even right in the head!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Stop talking.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09This is my job.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Oliver.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Ols, you can't live with me.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Please, just do as your mother says.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Rosa, we need to talk.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41I'll wait in the car.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Please? Just give me two minutes.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Is she for real? He kidnapped his own son?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I'm still in a state of shock. A granny?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Charlie, I'm so sorry. He thinks he's being funny, but....

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Yeah, comedy is not his forte, is it?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Here. Let's all take that table. Come on.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Sit down. Thanks.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36I was just thinking about when you used to run the tuck shop.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Yes, and I used to give you free...

0:14:39 > 0:14:40BOTH: Cola cubes.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44What's this, VIP table?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well, I'll be back in a minute.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48You after my missus?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, come on. Don't you think you've had enough?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, that's coming from a drip like you, is it?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55OK, that's enough. Come along, Allan.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Oi, watch it.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Allan, come on. Shut up.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Cha...! Come on.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Get lost! Come on, hit me again.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, no, no, that's enough. Try it! That's enough from both of you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14Come on! Hit me! No!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17All right, stand back, everyone, please. Just give him a bit of room.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19OK, I'm going to call this in.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Just keep an eye on him.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24All right, all right. There's an ambulance on the way.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Looks like you may have dislocated your shoulder.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Let me take a look.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Get lost. OK, yeah, ambulance.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33A dislocated shoulder can be agony.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36But, I can put it right for you, right now.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Let him help you, Allan.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44On three. ALLAN YELLS IN PAIN

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Well done, well done. All done.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Good girl.

0:16:55 > 0:17:02That's it. Come here. Those brutes, prodding and poking.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Right, let's hit the bricks.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22How long has he been like that?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Like what?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Like that. He's different.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You don't know him any more.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I don't know, a year?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Can I help?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49No.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55I need to go.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Don't ever do that again.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Don't go behind my back.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Can I just...?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Can I just say goodbye to him, please?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Yeah, sure.

0:18:34 > 0:18:40ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO

0:18:40 > 0:18:42OLLIE COUGHS

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, no.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Flip! There's a fire.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53OLLIE COUGHS

0:18:53 > 0:18:55There's a fire!

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Oh, I can't undo it.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Oh, oh, help, help!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Help!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Help! Let me out!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10I need a hug. It's a long story.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'm missing a patient, the cat lady.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Max! Max, there's a fire.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Quick, call 999!

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Quick, call 999!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Oliver. Oliver!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23David, he's in there!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Ollie! David, stay back!

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Ollie!

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Get back!

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Daddy's coming, Ollie!

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Ollie! Ollie get over! Get over!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I'm coming.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Ollie, that's it, come on.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Come on, he's all right. Is he OK?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02He's all right, he's breathing.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Are you all right? Yeah, I'm OK. I'm OK.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Everybody, get back.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Get back. Everybody, back!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Hi, he's over here. Allan Francis, 65.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Took a tumble before landing on glass. He's dislocated his shoulder.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27This the OAPs' disco, is it?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oi! Watch it, or you'll go over my knee.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33All right, Allan? I'm Jez. How you doing?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Hiya, Jez, what do you think of this? This is my old school.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Had a few drinks, have you, mate?

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Yes, this mob. They're terrible. I've reduced the shoulder.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44He could do with pain relief,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46and we'll be coming with you at his wife's request.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Can we get out of here, now?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49MUSIC: You Really Got Me by The Kinks

0:20:49 > 0:20:53OK, then, mate, if you just get up with me very slowly. OK.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56We'll meet you there.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58OK, I'll see you soon.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02# Girl, you really got me now, you really got me going

0:21:02 > 0:21:04# you got me so I don't know what I'm doing... #

0:21:04 > 0:21:09Will you come on? # Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! #

0:21:09 > 0:21:12This is Sheila Bobbins, one of my patients. About 80 years old.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14She came in earlier with a fractured wrist.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Let's get her boarded and into Resus, please.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Hello, Sheila. I'm David. You're in good hands, all right?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21We need to stem that bleed. Yeah, I'm on it.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Can somebody grab this cat, please?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25David, where do you need me? My son.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28OK, I've got him, don't worry. You don't say anything.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Have you seen outside? Difficult to miss. What have we got?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38This is Allan Francis, 65 years old.

0:21:38 > 0:21:44He was involved in a brawl at a party with Charlie Fairhead.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47No loss of consciousness, but he's a little ethanolic.

0:21:47 > 0:21:53GCS 15, BP 150/85, pulse 85, resps 18.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Oh, and a dislocated shoulder which was reduced by

0:21:56 > 0:21:58the one and only Charlie Fairhead.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00He was brilliant. Our hero, eh?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04OK, we need two times IV access.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Let's send bloods and cross-match four units, please?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11OK, on my count, please, nice and gently. One, two, three.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Can we get some analgesia in quickly, please?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19It's all right, Sheila.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Can I get an X-ray over here?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Some deep and partial thickness burns.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Can we get those charted, please?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25She's tachycardic.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27All right, er... She's losing too much blood.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29There's no time to wait for the cross-match.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Let's get some O-neg in now, please.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Don't do that, woman! It hurts!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Sir, if it's too painful to take it off, why don't we just cut it off?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Duffy? No, you won't, this cost a fortune.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Just let them help you, Al.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Get out if you don't like it.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Do you want to come...?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Are you all right?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I don't know.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52It's never too late to make a change. You're not stuck.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58SHEILA MOANS IN PAIN

0:22:58 > 0:23:02OK, can I get the other side of the binder, please?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04How's the scalp lac?

0:23:04 > 0:23:05I'm trying.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09OK, well done, Sheila, you're doing really well.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Please, make it stop.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13We will, I promise.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16David? Got it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:17David? Got it.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Heart rate slowing.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23We've got her. OK, good.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's get her down to CT as soon as poss, please.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27David, go and be with your son.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Did you hear? He kidnapped his son.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41OK, X-ray shows nothing's broken,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44but you've got some glass lodged in your back.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Will it scar?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Probably. Nothing major, though.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I'd be worrying less about the scars,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52and more about type 2 diabetes. At your age...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54You sound like her now. She's al...

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Oh, my arm feels weird.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00It might be the dislocation.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02My leg! What's happening?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Allan, can you squeeze my hands?

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Duffy?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Allan, squeeze my hands.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12ALLAN MOANS INCOHERENTLY Elle. Elle, in here,

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Looks like he's having a stroke. A stroke? Is he OK?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Allan, can you follow my finger for me?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Duffy... It's OK, Gloria. We've got this.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Can you wait outside?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Allan, smile for me. Really big smile.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27OK, let's get a CT immediately. OK.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31What's happened? Hang on, Charlie. Porter, please.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41That was crazy, right? Did you see what started the fire?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44I don't know.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48We won't be driving that car home. That's for sure.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Well, he looks all good to me.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'll just call one of the doctors,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54see if he wants to take any bloods, but I'm not worried.

0:24:54 > 0:24:59CT shows no haemorrhage. Thank you. Clinically, it's a stroke.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03I think our best option is thrombolysis.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05That's the injection I told you about, Allan.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08It disperses blood clots. Thank you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13It can help minimise the lasting damage.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Let's do it.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Gloria, this is a big decision.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20The success rate is only about one in seven.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Plus, there's a real risk of bleeding to the brain.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25That does happen in about 7% of cases.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28But, in other cases, it really helps.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Do it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49How is she?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50She's gone down to CT.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Did you hear that?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58You've hurt someone. Does that even register with you?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Well, hang on, we don't know how the fire started.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Don't we?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oliver?

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Yeah, so?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I didn't know the car was going to blow up, did I?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Where are you going?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I need the toilet!

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Wait a minute - are you saying he did that on purpose?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20He knew he was starting a fire.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Whether he knew he was going to hurt someone...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Honestly? I don't know.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Rosa, we have got to tell the police. No.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Trust me, it's worse if we lie.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29We'll tell them he's just a little kid.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's not the first fire. He's got a record.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36He could get arson with intent. If that woman dies...

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I've got PC Lewin here.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Hiya. Becky. Becky's fine.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42These are Oliver's parents, Rosa and David.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Do they know what started the fire?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Ruptured fuel tank is their best bet.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Makes sense. I pranged it earlier, I thought it was fine.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56God, I feel awful.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58As to what ignited it, any ideas?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03David?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05A lot of people smoke out there.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Right.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Rosa, do you mind if I just take a quick statement?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12The car was in your name, right?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Oh, yeah, sure. Will you wait for Ollie?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24How you feeling, Allan? Thirsty.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Say that again?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28I said, I'm thirsty.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33What about your arms? Squeeze my fingers for me.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36It's better.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Smile for me.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Why? Indulge me.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Your symptoms are clearing up.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46The thrombolysis is working.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48So he's all right?

0:27:48 > 0:27:50He'll need to be admitted under the stroke team,

0:27:50 > 0:27:53a repeat CT and a few more tests, but...

0:27:53 > 0:27:54But I'm OK?

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Hopefully. Call this a warning shot, though.

0:28:03 > 0:28:08Hey! Paeds have given you the all clear. How are you feeling?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Why? What do you care?

0:28:11 > 0:28:12Of course I care.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Why'd you do it, Ols?

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Hey? Why fire?

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Just like it.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26You hungry?

0:28:28 > 0:28:29How's school?

0:28:31 > 0:28:35You getting on all right? Got any friends?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Yeah. Tommy.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Tommy?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Great.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43And is Tommy...

0:28:45 > 0:28:46..here now?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Er, no, he's at his mum's house.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59If she dies, am I a...murderer?

0:29:01 > 0:29:03How would that make you feel?

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Sad.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Yeah.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Do you ever hear voices, Ols?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Do you know what I mean?

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Maybe a voice telling you to start fires?

0:29:17 > 0:29:18What are you doing?

0:29:18 > 0:29:23Oh, er, nothing. Nothing, just chatting.

0:29:23 > 0:29:24No, you're not.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26You're giving him a psych test.

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Why don't I take Ollie?

0:29:27 > 0:29:30No, come on. What's the verdict?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Have you lumbered me with your mental son?

0:29:32 > 0:29:34That's enough!

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Ollie? Ollie, wait!

0:29:39 > 0:29:40He's a little boy.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27I heard the news.

0:30:30 > 0:30:31What a relief.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35I owe you an apology.

0:30:36 > 0:30:42Nah, it was me. I shouldn't have started it.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44No, I was way out of line.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50If there's anything I can do, anything at all.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56I'll leave you to it.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04I'll make it up to you, Glor. I will.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10I'll book us an holiday in the Maldives, eh?

0:31:11 > 0:31:13No.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Well, wherever, it don't matter.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Not the holiday. Us.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26What?

0:31:27 > 0:31:32We...need a divorce, Al.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37What? Cos of one fight?

0:31:37 > 0:31:42No, it's us. We don't work, Al.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44We...We don't.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47We do. We do!

0:31:47 > 0:31:48You're my girl.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Come on, Glor.

0:31:54 > 0:31:59When they said you had a stroke, I was really scared.

0:32:01 > 0:32:07Not for your sake, but scared at the thought...

0:32:08 > 0:32:12..I'd be stuck...with you.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18Isn't that awful?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22That's not love.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27You deserve more.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37I'll go to my sister.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Oliver!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Ollie? What are you doing up here?

0:32:51 > 0:32:55Please, please just keep away from the edge. You might fall.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Please! Ollie talk to me. Talk to Daddy.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Mum thinks I'm mental.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04No, no, no, she didn't mean that. And anyway, you're not.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08People just have troubles, that's life.

0:33:09 > 0:33:15Your brain gets noisy, and it's very, very hard.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19But that's normal, and it always gets better.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21You just need a little bit of help, that's all.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23And it's nothing to be ashamed of.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25You're ashamed. You don't talk about it.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Ollie. Ollie, look at me. Look at me.

0:33:33 > 0:33:38You are going to be fine. WE are going to be fine.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44And I promise you, I promise you it'll get better.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45No, it won't. Yes, it...

0:33:48 > 0:33:52OK, OK. I'll tell people, OK?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Does that make it better?

0:33:57 > 0:34:00I've got bi-polar, but you know that, right?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Yep.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05I've come off my meds, I've had breakdowns, big ones, I...

0:34:05 > 0:34:08I've been sectioned, but that's OK, isn't it?

0:34:08 > 0:34:09Yeah, it's OK. Absolutely.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13You see, Ols, you see? It's OK, it's OK.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19I've got bi-polar.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27SHOUTS: I've got bi-polar.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Come on. Let's say it together.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38Ready? Shout.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I'VE GOT BI-POLAR! HE'S GOT BI-POLAR!

0:34:47 > 0:34:50See? Life can be fun.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56My boy, my baby boy. I'm sorry.

0:34:56 > 0:34:57I'm so sorry.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Where's Little Sheila?

0:35:03 > 0:35:05She got away?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Promise me you're not lying?

0:35:07 > 0:35:08I promise.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11She's in my car, spreading her fleas around as we speak.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17Ms Bobbins, I'm afraid you have fractured your pelvis.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19OK? It is quite a serious injury.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25The X-ray also showed us some old fractures that have gone untreated.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27What are you telling me?

0:35:27 > 0:35:29We're going to admit you to a ward, all right?

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Orthopaedics are going to operate on your pelvis.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36This will be followed by some physiotherapy. I'm sorry.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39It's going to be a while before you can care for yourself.

0:35:39 > 0:35:44I'm not being cooped up. I've got Little Sheila.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48She got her routines, her habits.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Have you got any family that could take her?

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Or we could call a shelter for you.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56You will not. You let me up.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Be careful, Sheila. You don't want to hurt yourself.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02You get off me! You get off me!

0:36:02 > 0:36:05OK, OK, just calm.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09I'm so sorry, Ms Bobbins.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14We didn't meet earlier, I'm Becky Lewin.

0:36:14 > 0:36:15Take a seat.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27It's about the fire, isn't it, Ols?

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Yeah. I started it.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32I was mad at my dad so I burnt his photo.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34I didn't know about the petrol and stuff.

0:36:34 > 0:36:39The car was damaged because Ollie drove it earlier.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43We wanted to tell you because he wanted to be honest.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47He's only ten. He's just a little boy.

0:36:49 > 0:36:54I know you're only young, Ollie, but this is... This is serious.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56You could be in a lot of trouble.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59KNOCK AT DOOR DOOR OPENS

0:36:59 > 0:37:00Sorry to interrupt.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Ms Bobbins has given me permission to let you know that

0:37:03 > 0:37:07she's now stable, and we're going to take her up to a ward shortly.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Thank you very much, Dr Hardy.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18If you start a fire and someone is hurt as badly as Ms Bobbins,

0:37:18 > 0:37:21that can be a very serious criminal offence.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27I believe you didn't mean to hurt anyone,

0:37:27 > 0:37:29but you also took your mother's car.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32You could have caused a major accident.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34So, my hands are tied there.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36I'll have to refer this to a Youth Panel.

0:37:36 > 0:37:41They'll make a decision about what happens next. Do you understand?

0:37:42 > 0:37:43Yes.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51I'm also going to have to speak to Social Services.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53They'll be in touch.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Hey, it's good you came forward.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Am I allowed to see her?

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Yeah.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11Thanks.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13It's all right.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14It's suspicious, though, isn't it?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Why would you have a laundry bag on a wheelchair?

0:38:16 > 0:38:19You'd have it in a laundry trolley. I think the fact that the laundry

0:38:19 > 0:38:21bag is wriggling is the most suspicious thing.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Ethan, you know before? I just didn't want the boys gossiping.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Hi, guys. Oh, hello.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Oh, Ethan, have you discharged Ms Watson from bay five?

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Yes. MEOW

0:38:39 > 0:38:40I'm just going to go and check.

0:38:40 > 0:38:45Great. Make sure there are some air holes, for that cat.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Made us look a bit stupid, didn't it?

0:38:55 > 0:38:58So, you're Freddie Fire-starter, are you?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I'm really sorry.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11That's me and my mum's address.

0:39:12 > 0:39:16If you want to come round when you're better,

0:39:16 > 0:39:20you can have your tea with us, or watch telly, or whatever.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22You make it sound so appealing(!)

0:39:25 > 0:39:28I'll tell you what - when I'm better, I'll come around and we'll

0:39:28 > 0:39:33have a nice bit of cake. I'll bring me cat and all. You like cats?

0:39:34 > 0:39:40Good. Cos a man who don't like cats is a shifty snifter.

0:39:40 > 0:39:41You remember that.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Go on, then, clear off.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I'll come knocking for that cake soon.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57Thank you.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.

0:40:03 > 0:40:08Sorry, Duffy told me you were here. I hope you don't mind?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10No, not at all.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Is he OK?

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Yes. Yes, he's all right.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21You're shaking. Sit down.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30I, erm... I left him.

0:40:32 > 0:40:37Oh. Is that what you want?

0:40:39 > 0:40:42Yes. Yes, it's right.

0:40:43 > 0:40:51Good for you. It takes courage to decide when to walk away.

0:40:58 > 0:41:04I always had a crush on you at school. Did you know?

0:41:08 > 0:41:12No. Really?

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Sliding doors, eh?

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Yeah.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26Um, I need some time,

0:41:26 > 0:41:32but, in a few months, if you want to call me?

0:41:39 > 0:41:43Bye, Charlie Fairhead.

0:41:49 > 0:41:54Sheila? Somebody wants to say goodbye.

0:41:58 > 0:42:03Oh, my girl! My best girl.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11I'm not leaving you cos I don't love you. Don't think that.

0:42:13 > 0:42:18Homes are not good for girls like us. We need our freedom.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19I'll take her.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26Dream on, I'm not leaving her with no-hopers like you.

0:42:26 > 0:42:27Go on.

0:42:28 > 0:42:34I'm lonely, I need to grow up a bit. She'll do me good.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Go on, please?

0:42:40 > 0:42:45Fine, but there's some ground rules.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Don't brush her, she don't like it, and no collars,

0:42:51 > 0:42:53she don't like a noose round her neck.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57She likes tuna, out your pocket.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02OK, and I'll bring her to visit.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Promise?

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Promise.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13BOTH GIGGLING

0:43:16 > 0:43:17Here we go. Ready?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Come on. One more time.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25Hey, why don't you go and get some crisps?

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Thanks, Mum.

0:43:31 > 0:43:36Look, I know it was a breakdown, but you still betrayed me.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41So it's going to be hard to trust you again.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44But you get him, in a way that I don't.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Do you swear to me, never again?

0:43:49 > 0:43:50You'll never come off your meds?

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Never. That's what this is for.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59OK. I think he needs you.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03But this time, we do it properly.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06Supervised visits, the lot, OK?

0:44:08 > 0:44:10OK.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Oi. Got you something.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Oh, you didn't need to do that.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Anyone would have done the same.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Sorry, it's all they had in the gift shop.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28But it's the thought that counts, isn't it?

0:44:31 > 0:44:34In conclusion, she hugged me, I win. No surprise there.

0:44:34 > 0:44:35Never send a paramedic to do a man's job.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37You reckon, yeah?

0:44:37 > 0:44:38Yeah. I'll tell you what -

0:44:38 > 0:44:41I'll speak to my divisional officer, and tomorrow morning,

0:44:41 > 0:44:44you come on the rig with me and let's see how long you last.

0:44:44 > 0:44:48Easy. Done. Actually, I could go for a slice before the pub.

0:44:48 > 0:44:53You wish. This to fuel my yearly budget review.

0:44:53 > 0:44:58OK, Dumb and Dumber, pay attention to the note.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Whoa, that's some mob-level stuff right there.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03Oh, and wash your hands after you pee. Life tips.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07Hang on - who's Dumb and who's Dumber. He's Dumber, right? Yeah?

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Oh, Alicia, what you doing now? Can I buy you a drink?

0:45:11 > 0:45:15Why? You know, just... Just one of them days.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21Just so much... suffering.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25Go to the pub and leave her alone.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30What is their deal? They've been creeping me out all day.

0:45:30 > 0:45:34From what I can gather, which is quite a lot, cos they're idiots -

0:45:34 > 0:45:37they have a bet, who can kiss you first.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40You're kidding? No.

0:45:40 > 0:45:41They're dead.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02I let you down.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Yep.

0:46:05 > 0:46:06I'm an idiot.

0:46:06 > 0:46:07Yep.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10I should never have hit him. No.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12And, as a medical professional, I am required to offer you

0:46:12 > 0:46:14an appointment with an Alcohol Health Worker.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19Are you serious?

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Ha-ha. Hilarious(!)

0:46:26 > 0:46:28I've fallen from grace, haven't I?

0:46:30 > 0:46:32No.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36It would take more than a bar brawl to taint my opinion of you,

0:46:36 > 0:46:37Charlie-boy.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Good.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43I tell you what, though -

0:46:43 > 0:46:45it was kind of cool when they all cheered for me, wasn't it?

0:46:45 > 0:46:50Yeah, it was very cool. Must have been nice seeing Gloria again.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Old flame reignited?

0:46:56 > 0:47:01No. Past is best left in the past.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08All right? Yeah.

0:47:42 > 0:47:46Right, come on. Come on. Up you get.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Let's put you to bed.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54Come on, nearly there. Nearly there.

0:47:58 > 0:48:02There you are. Right, sit down.

0:48:04 > 0:48:10There you are. There you are. Cosy, cosy, cosy.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07Sir Terry was the ultimate master at talking to his audience.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Thank you for being my friend.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12He comes from a country where the national hobby is talking.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14This show is totally unrehearsed!

0:49:14 > 0:49:16Terry Wogan and BBC go together.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19You either have it or you don't, and he had it like nobody else.