0:00:30 > 0:00:32BELL CHIMES
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Happy New Year!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Happy New Year!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43BELL CHIMES
0:00:47 > 0:00:49BELL CHIMES
0:00:49 > 0:00:53MUSIC: Auld Lang Syne by Robert Burns
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Happy New Year.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:01:03 > 0:01:05# For the sake of... #
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, easy, steady there, sir.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Steady. Hey.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34# My dear
0:01:34 > 0:01:39# For auld lang syne
0:01:39 > 0:01:43# We'll take a cup of kindness yet... #
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Cheers!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Cheers, everyone!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Cheers!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58DISTANT LAUGHTER
0:02:03 > 0:02:04I said you were not to go.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- I said clearly. - I know what you said.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ah, she loves you, Havisham.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20She believed you when you said your argument was over.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Her step was lighter when she walked away.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25She adores you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I want to go to sleep. I don't feel well.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Are you wavering?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Losing your nerve?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32No.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Why did your father not leave it all to you?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45I don't know.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Did you quarrel with him?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Why were you crying?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- HIS VOICE SHAKES - I wasn't.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Why did your father stop loving you, Arthur?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Why?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09HE GASPS
0:03:11 > 0:03:14HE CHUCKLES
0:03:22 > 0:03:25What are your sister's plans for tomorrow?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27HE SOBS
0:03:28 > 0:03:31The fair - the New Year's Day Fair.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34She always goes with a friend.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Tell me about the friend.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I want to know everything about the friend.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50You did not bring Marley's ledger to me as requested.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Sir, I didn't know you meant immediately.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Well, you should have said. I would have dropped everything and rushed.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Nor did you tell me that Marley had decided to leave your partnership.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I didn't see it was relevant.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I decide what is relevant.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Why did he want to leave?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09He didn't see fit to enlighten me as to the why.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13It would be costly - division of assets, lawyers.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Indeed.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17It would suit you for Marley to be dead.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21It would suit a lot of people for Marley to be dead.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Following my dispute with him,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I took my supper at The Three Cripples,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28then attended the Christmas Service at Mudfog Workhouse,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30where I am a governor.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33There are witnesses to my presence in both places.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I am sure you have verified them.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It makes no odds where you were.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You're a rich man, you can pay others to be...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42FLOORBOARD CREAKS
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Just a warped board, Inspector.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- HIS BACK SNAPS - Oh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04HE GROANS
0:05:07 > 0:05:09HE SIGHS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18When can I have that ledger back?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21When I've examined every last page of it.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Do put a pan of hot coals on that back of yours, Inspector, won't you?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Goodnight.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37God rot you, Jacob.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41God rot your vicious soul.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Well, your shareholders know how to enjoy themselves.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- AMELIA GIGGLES - Did Arthur come?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yes, and we're friends again.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Was he drinking?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Everyone was drinking - it was a party.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Honoria, I know how rude he has been to you
0:06:01 > 0:06:05but he seemed much humbled. So when you see him, please be kind.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm only agreeing because I love you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Now, hurry up and dress or we'll miss everything!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16And will Captain Hawdon be joining us at the fair?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Of course. - SHE GIGGLES
0:06:22 > 0:06:24That's it. Left, left, right.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26There you are. Ha!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Fancy your chances?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33He's undefeated.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Is he?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, where are you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48There you go, nice boy.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Here, look at that. Want one of them?- Wouldn't mind.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Here you are, sir.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Good lad.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01For Mr Venus, at his earliest opportunity.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Bucket has dire need of him.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07And there, another one.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oh...
0:07:13 > 0:07:14All right, John?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17There you go. Look after it, won't you?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Will do.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21How'd she look this morning? Martha, she all right?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I can't tell you how the bride looks, can I? It's bad luck!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Right.- Pin that in tight to your jacket, now. Don't you go losing it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Don't you go losing that ring, neither.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56SHE SIGHS
0:07:56 > 0:08:01"To my beloved son Arthur, from his father, on his birthday."
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Oh, how fickle and changeable is love, Bill?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Just give me my chinks.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10They're worth twice that.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13But the owner can be identified.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I can't move these on.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I must hold them or the heat of the law will be upon us.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Well, the law wouldn't be looking at us at all
0:08:21 > 0:08:23if you hadn't have sent her round to Marley.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Nancy must work. How else will she eat
0:08:25 > 0:08:27or have a roof over her head?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28She must work.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31She'd be under my roof.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You're a rich man now, Bill?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36No.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42When you are a rich man, then we will discuss terms, hmm?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43What terms?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46She goes where she pleases.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48None of us do that, Bill.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04May God smile on you, Christian lady.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Hurry up, we need to get the church ready for the wedding.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09THE CHILDREN CHATTER
0:09:13 > 0:09:15A wedding,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19and then they'll be at it, breeding their parasitical spawn.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Remember our nuptials, Madam.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23A romantic day, was it not?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Honeyed kisses, breathless promises...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I remember those promises, Bumble.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32You said you would raise us above this filth, and you have not, sir.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36We are mired in this slurry and you wallow like a happy pig!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Madam, I do my very best
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- for my sweetest pudding... - It's not good enough, Bumble.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Raise us up, sir.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46You go about it this very day, sir, or it'll be the worst for you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53BIRD CHIRPS
0:10:06 > 0:10:07How much for this one?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Queen's Cavalry stock pin. Half a crown, sir.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11A shilling.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That's not the price, sir.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16DOOR CREAKS, HE CHUCKLES
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Plenty of mirrors, sir, if you want to see how it looks.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Who makes these?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I do, Madam.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- IN SQUEAKY VOICE: - Ooh, doo-doo-doo-doo!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Ooh, what do you want, you naughty boy?- I want a kiss.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Want a kiss again?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, doo-doo-doo...
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Hawdon? James Hawdon?
0:10:55 > 0:11:00If a spine is a rope, yours is a bad hangman's knot, Inspector.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04HE CLAPS HIS BACK Onto the table with you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07What's cooking in that pot, Mr Venus?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- POT BUBBLES - It smells infernal.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12A tiger's head -
0:11:12 > 0:11:15the one that mauled its keeper up at the zoo.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I shall restore its majesty.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Ugh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Don't hold your breath, sir.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You get a feeling for your beasts,
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Mr Venus?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I do, Inspector.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28The bird's flight, the hare's dash,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30the leap of the salmon before the trap,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33the poison, the gun, the gaff.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I get a feeling for their freedom afore it's robbed.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37And breathe.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Ugh! Mmm!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Animals don't lie, I suppose.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Oh, they do.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Consider the jaguar -
0:11:49 > 0:11:50how it crouches in the tree,
0:11:50 > 0:11:54like a blameless shadow among the branches,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57but he is death and he is remorseless.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Or they lie to avoid detection,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03pretend they are powerful
0:12:03 > 0:12:06when they are weak as an un-shelled chick.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10You know what doesn't lie?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Money,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14and I have the books.
0:12:14 > 0:12:21I have them and I will follow the money to Marley's killer.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25He is hiding in those pages,
0:12:25 > 0:12:30but I am the trap, the poison,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33the gun and the gaff.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I am Bucket of the Detective
0:12:37 > 0:12:39and I will have my man!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Breathe out!- Ah!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Ha.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- BELL RINGS - Ah!- Come on, now, gents -
0:12:47 > 0:12:49all you sportsmen and pugilists.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Who's going to be the one to knock the champion to the canvas?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Who's going to try their luck?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56PUPPET SQUEAKS AND CHILDREN LAUGH
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Hawdon? Captain Hawdon!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Damn good to see you again.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Again?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh, Compeyson, Meriwether.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Captain as was, Queen's Cavalry.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Knightsbridge barracks, a regimental dinner - we were really rather drunk.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That would explain my forgetfulness.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Compeyson, of course, do forgive me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, not at all.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26It was something of a wild evening.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I'll have rather too many of those. - Ha!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31CHEERING AND BELL RINGS
0:13:31 > 0:13:33DOOR SLAMS
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Honoria?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- What?- Yes, I know.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Never!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Whoo-hoo-hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Feeling better, sir? - Mr Venus is a magician.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Here, fetch me a cup of coffee!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23There's a good lad.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Sir Leicester, my father, Edward Barbary.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Papa, Sir Leicester Dedlock, my neighbour when I was away from home.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58And what grace and virtue your daughter brought to our county, sir,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00when she was with us.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- You do me too much kindness, Sir Leicester.- Sir?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Erm, please forgive me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17A small matter requires my attention.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Of course.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I brought these.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27They may be wrong.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You're under no obligation to eat them.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32SHE CHUCKLES
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Macaroons! My favourite. Thank you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43As if spring was arrived.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Who makes these?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I do, Sir Leicester.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I see I must now add "artist" to your list of attributes, Miss Barbary.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56BELL RINGS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Who's next, then? Come on now, lads!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- What about you, sir? - You've left the Cavalry?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Yeah, a death in the family.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I was needed to take charge of affairs.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- I'm sorry.- Oh...
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Tell me, the Miss Barbary you could not stop talking about...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Ah, well, here she is now.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Is she Mrs Hawdon now?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Not yet, and that's my fault, I missed a chance at promotion.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17She doesn't know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Are you married, Compeyson?
0:16:20 > 0:16:21A bachelor.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Well, Miss Barbary has a friend that you might enjoy meeting.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Always enjoy meeting a lady.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30DOG BARKS
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh...
0:16:32 > 0:16:33This is Meriwether Compeyson.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Miss Havisham and I are acquainted.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Then this is a chance to get to know each other better.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well, I know Mr Compeyson considers women only good for parties,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47and that's all I wish to know.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Good day to you, sir.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50BELL RINGS
0:16:50 > 0:16:52CHEERING
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I will go.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Hawdon, what a great pleasure. We must dine - on me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Miss Barbary, another time.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Amelia!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07That is a friend of mine.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Then you have a poor choice of friends, Captain Hawdon.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15DOG BARKS
0:17:15 > 0:17:17BILL SIKES: Talk terms?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20You don't owe Fagin nothing.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Poor lad. Oh, his head'll be ringing.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I've got ambitions, Nancy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31The best cracksman in London.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Notorious.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Just leave.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38It'll be me and you together.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- I owe Fagin my life.- Come on!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'd be dead without him.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Who's next, then?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Who's man enough to go toe-to-toe with the undefeated champion,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Bruiser Jones?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I will.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Come on up, then, sir.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Why could you not deal with Jaggers?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58I prefer to be direct.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59I'm a gentleman.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I prefer discretion.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And that is why I lowered the blinds.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08On a short-term loan so you can release your stock from overseas...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10£1,000 worth of silk,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13so what I request is insignificant.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16No, no, it's still significant.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Damn you, sir!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19£70 is all I require.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23You should be grateful I would deign to bring my business to your door.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, I consider myself much advanced simply by being in your presence.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Are you going to lend me this money or not?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I am.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Your house can stand as collateral.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Agreed.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I can't think what is keeping Papa.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Perhaps it's best that we're alone.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I wouldn't want others to hear this discourse,
0:19:11 > 0:19:13which I'm compelled to have,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16though I fear it breaches all etiquette.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20But I think we have an understanding, do we not?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I believe so, Sir Leicester.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I've always been a solitary man,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29dismissive of love.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31But that has changed.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34So suddenly, in the blink of an eye,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37a chance meeting has changed everything.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Oh, Sir Leicester.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Though I'm not a young man, I'm a good one.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, yes, you are the very best of men!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I do not want to be lonely any more.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Nor I.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51But...
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Miss Honoria must have so many suitors vying for her hand.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Miss Barbary?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08No, she doesn't, Sir Leicester.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Where was your meeting?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Mantalini's. I accompanied my nieces.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24The moment your sister appeared I was entranced,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26spellbound.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31My heart races now just recalling that moment.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38I wonder if you might help...
0:20:40 > 0:20:44..arrange an introduction between myself and Miss Honoria?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I will do everything I can for you, Sir Leicester.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You are a true friend.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57BELL RINGS, CROWD CHEER
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Yes, Bill! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Mwah!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Where's Jip? - He was here a moment ago.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Well, he's probably begging for sausages somewhere,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- you know what he's like. - No, he never leaves me. Jip!
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Sweetheart?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Jip?- Jip? Jip!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Jip.- Jip, darling!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Jip?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Jip, where are you?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Jip!- Jip!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Jip!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32JIP WHIMPERS
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Jip. Oh, no.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36FABRIC RIPS
0:21:37 > 0:21:39HE GROANS
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Stop! There's a dog!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- HORSES NEIGH - Jip!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Whoa. Whoa.- Oh!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Are you all right?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Do you need help? Poor thing.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Sir?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Sir.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03- Oh.- Are you all right?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07JIP WHINES
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I was rude to you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21I am always rude when I am out of my depth...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25..and I am out of my depth.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I could drown in you, Amelia.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Hawdon, I trust you will care for the ladies in their shock.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Miss Barbary. Miss Havisham.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Now, that is a true Cavalryman.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Who has a poor choice of friends now?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05You will tell her you have a fever and must keep to your bed.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You will not see her until I say,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14and then you will do exactly as I tell you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You are giving me orders.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19You do not dictate to me!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Why did your father stop loving you, Arthur?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Did he find out something about you?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I want a hot bath.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41See to it.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55DOOR CLOSES
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- DOORS CLANK OPEN - And good riddance!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Ah, the blushing groom.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Bob's waiting on you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23HE SNORES
0:24:45 > 0:24:48FIRE SIZZLES
0:24:55 > 0:24:58You're not drinking your ale, John,
0:24:58 > 0:24:59which you said you wanted,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02but I'm sat here looking at the top of your head.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04BUMBLE SNEEZES
0:25:04 > 0:25:06HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN
0:25:06 > 0:25:09HE GROANS
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I will be the very best husband to Martha that I can be,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20and the very best son-in-law to you and Mrs Cratchit,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22and the very best brother to all the little 'uns,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24and when the time comes, the very best father too.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I cross my heart to it.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27That's...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29That's what I wanted to say.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Well, that's a declaration and a half, John.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Thank you.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I'm going to put my smart jacket on now.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Good man.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Welcome to the family and I'll see you at the church.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Was my lady wife here? - HE PANTS
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Sergeant, assemble the constables.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Yes, sir.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I have you!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16BELLS CHIME
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Ring?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- How many times? - I just want to be sure.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Dad?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh, Martha, you look beautiful.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Darling, what's the matter?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- SHE SOBS - Just one day, just for one day
0:27:07 > 0:27:10I'd like to have pretty hands.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12They're all rough and horrible
0:27:12 > 0:27:16and scuffed and raw and not pretty,
0:27:16 > 0:27:19and just for one day I'd like to have pretty hands,
0:27:19 > 0:27:20and they're not.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Do you know what I see?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I see your mother's hands,
0:27:30 > 0:27:34cos just like her, you hold up the sky for us lesser mortals
0:27:34 > 0:27:37so it don't fall on our heads.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You can't hold up the sky without
0:27:39 > 0:27:41getting a few bumps and scrapes, now, can you?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43SHE SOBS
0:27:43 > 0:27:48You are a daily blessing, sweetheart,
0:27:48 > 0:27:51and there has not been a moment since you were born that
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I ain't walked on air,
0:27:54 > 0:27:56because my daughter is Martha Cratchit.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Martha Bagnet.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Not if we don't get to that church. - SHE LAUGHS
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Are you ready, then?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Yes, Dad, I'm ready.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Bob Cratchit...
0:28:20 > 0:28:23I'm arresting you for the murder of Jacob Marley.