8 - The Ood: Planet of the Ood

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:00:16. > :00:22.Hello, I'm Joel, and I'm back in the TARDIS. Welcome back to this third

:00:23. > :00:26.instalment of Doctor Who's 50th anniversary monsters and villains

:00:27. > :00:29.weekend. So far we have seen the Judoon and Silurians in this

:00:30. > :00:36.countdown, but who will take the eighth position? Who?! You made me

:00:37. > :00:39.jump. Well, seeing as you asked so nicely, let me see if I can tell you

:00:40. > :00:46.telepathically. Hmm... That doesn't appear to be

:00:47. > :00:49.working. Well, I'll just sit here and enjoy my fresh grapefruit juice

:00:50. > :01:07.and spaghetti instead, whilst you try to work it out.

:01:08. > :01:14.The Ood voyaged across the stars with one purpose... Who else could

:01:15. > :01:17.it be but the Ood? These subservient aliens are the galaxy's acceptable

:01:18. > :01:20.if somewhat ugly face of slavery in the 39th century. Originating as a

:01:21. > :01:23.peaceful herd race from the Ood Sphere, Oodkind are a trusting

:01:24. > :01:27.people who, with two brains, are part of a hive mind that use

:01:28. > :01:30.telepathy to communicate via the Ood Brain. But this double-brain thingy

:01:31. > :01:32.is what allowed them to be easily exploited by the human empire and

:01:33. > :01:45.ultimately become slaves. The Ood are happy to serve, and we

:01:46. > :01:49.keep them in facilities of the highest standard... That's right. As

:01:50. > :01:52.if enslaving an entire alien race wasn't bad enough, Ood Operations,

:01:53. > :01:54.the corporation which produces Ood slaves for every corner of the

:01:55. > :01:58.galaxy, began severing the Ood's hind brain, which they held in their

:01:59. > :02:01.hands, and replaced them with translator globes which they used to

:02:02. > :02:10.vocalise their thoughts. As you would. The company cuts of their

:02:11. > :02:17.brains? They attach the translator. Like a lobotomy. Just by holding one

:02:18. > :02:20.of those balls, everyone could hear your thoughts.

:02:21. > :02:25.I'm going to have chicken lasagne for tea tonight.

:02:26. > :02:29.But when they are not being used by Satan to go on the rampage at a

:02:30. > :02:31.space station, the Ood still have a deadly streak should they succumb to

:02:32. > :03:01.what their masters call Not to be mistaken with that other

:03:02. > :03:04.infection, pinkeye. Although you may notice that throughout the entire

:03:05. > :03:09.episode you don't see a single one wash their hands. Google it, people!

:03:10. > :03:14.So coming up we are about to show you the true cost of keeping a slave

:03:15. > :03:16.race and how even the most placid creatures will eventually rise up

:03:17. > :03:19.like spaghetti faced Spartacuses with deadly consequences. Now sit

:03:20. > :03:22.back and enjoy Planet Of The Ood. For what reason? You could be free.

:03:23. > :03:25.I do not understand the concept. The Ood.

:03:26. > :03:28.They came from a distant world. Buy one now!

:03:29. > :03:42.Direct, straight to the point! We play that across the Tri-Galactic

:03:43. > :03:46.for two weeks, then introduce this. 50? We're reducing the

:03:47. > :03:51.price to 50 credits? Sales are down, we've got to

:03:52. > :03:55.reposition ourselves. So get going. You there, get me last month's

:03:56. > :04:02.military export figures. Solana, when those buyers arrive, we

:04:03. > :04:13.are going to pitch like never before. That... I said military figures,

:04:14. > :04:20.that's the domestic file. Set the controls to random.

:04:21. > :05:17.Mystery tour! Yeah, don't laugh at me.

:05:18. > :05:31.I know what it's like. The fear, the joy, the wonder.

:05:32. > :05:36.I get that. I mean it's...

:05:37. > :05:54.I dunno, it's all sort of... That's more like it, lovely!

:05:55. > :06:12.What do you think? Millions of planets in millions

:06:13. > :06:21.of galaxies, and we're on this one! Can you hear anything inside that?

:06:22. > :06:58.Pardon? Right, I was saying,

:06:59. > :07:00.citizen of the Earth. You've got a box,

:07:01. > :07:12.he's got a Ferrari! Mr Halpen, sir.

:07:13. > :07:23.Dr Ryder, new Head of Ood Management. How many dead? Come on,

:07:24. > :07:25.facts and figures. I don't want a word of this

:07:26. > :07:36.getting out, understand? Now, get to the point.

:07:37. > :07:39.How many dead? In the past financial quarter, we've

:07:40. > :07:42.had three deaths in the complex. All attributed to heart attacks

:07:43. > :07:46.or industrial accidents. But now we've captured this on tape,

:07:47. > :07:49.the cause would seem the same. It's using the translator ball

:07:50. > :07:52.as a weapon. How's that work? I've no idea. I'm checking

:07:53. > :07:55.the equipment, nothing so far. One of the guards fired off a shot,

:07:56. > :08:07.it'll be dead by now. Some sort of infection.

:08:08. > :08:12.The Ood eyes literally change colour. Five years ago,

:08:13. > :08:28.I had a full head of hair. EERIE SINGING

:08:29. > :08:46.Hold on, can you hear that? Donna, don't. Not now.

:08:47. > :09:08.It's a he, not an it. Give me a hand. I don't know where the heart is.

:09:09. > :09:13.I don't know if he's GOT a heart. Just what you need, a doctor.

:09:14. > :09:49.Couldn't be better, eh? Circle? What do you mean?

:09:50. > :10:13.We were too late. What do we do, do we bury him or...?

:10:14. > :10:22.They're servants, of humans in the 42nd century.

:10:23. > :10:36.His eyes turned red. What's that mean?

:10:37. > :10:41.The Ood are harmless. They're completely benign.

:10:42. > :10:44.Except, the last time I met them, there was this force,

:10:45. > :10:47.like a stronger mind, powerful enough to take them over.

:10:48. > :10:55.If you're gonna take the mickey, I'll just put my hood back up.

:10:56. > :10:58.Must be something different this time, though.

:10:59. > :11:09.Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ood-Sphere.

:11:10. > :11:22.Now, if you'd like to follow me. Sorry, sorry, sorry! Late.

:11:23. > :11:24.Don't mind us. Hello! The guards let us through.

:11:25. > :11:27.And you would be? The Doctor and Donna Noble.

:11:28. > :11:31.Representing the Noble Corporation PLC Limited, Intergalactic.

:11:32. > :11:34.Must have fallen off my list, my apologies. Won't happen again.

:11:35. > :11:36.Now then, Dr Noble, Mrs Noble, if you'd like to come with me.

:11:37. > :11:39.Oh, no, no, we're not married! We're so not married. Never.

:11:40. > :11:43.And here are your information packs, vouchers inside.

:11:44. > :11:50.ALARM WAILS What's that? Sounds like an alarm.

:11:51. > :11:54.For God's sake, we've got the buyers arriving, who sounded the alarm?

:11:55. > :12:04.Mr Kess, what the hell's going on? Ood on the loose, sir.

:12:05. > :12:07.Looks like we've got another one. Red-eye? As red as sin, sir.

:12:08. > :12:32.We keep the Ood healthy, safe, and educated.

:12:33. > :13:00.Mr Halpen, this is a bit more than red-eye, sir.

:13:01. > :13:34.I'd now like to point out a new innovation from Ood Operations.

:13:35. > :13:37.W've introduced a variety package with the Ood translator ball.

:13:38. > :13:39.You can now have the Standard Setting.

:13:40. > :13:47.Or perhaps, after a stressful day, a little something for the gentlemen.

:13:48. > :13:51.SULTRY FEMALE VOICE: All the better for seeing you.

:13:52. > :13:54.And the comedy classic option. Ood, you dropped something.

:13:55. > :13:59.All that for only five additional credits.

:14:00. > :14:13.Now, there's plenty more food and drink, so, don't hold back.

:14:14. > :14:20.The Ood-Sphere, I've been to this solar system before, years ago, ages!

:14:21. > :14:34.The year 4126. That is the Second Great and Bountiful Human Empire.

:14:35. > :14:49.Bit full. But you see, the Empire stretches out across three galaxies.

:14:50. > :14:52.It's weird. I mean, it's brilliant, but...

:14:53. > :15:09.Is that good or bad, though? Are we like explorers?

:15:10. > :15:12.Or more like a virus? Sometimes I wonder.

:15:13. > :15:31.Hello. Tell me, are you ALL like this?

:15:32. > :15:35.Why do you say "Miss", do I look single?

:15:36. > :15:41.What I mean is, are there any free Ood?

:15:42. > :15:45.Are there Ood running wild somewhere? Like wildebeest.

:15:46. > :15:51.But you can't have started like that.

:15:52. > :15:55.Before the humans, what were you like? The circle.

:15:56. > :16:03.Ladies and gentlemen! All Ood to Hospitality Stations, please.

:16:04. > :16:09.Do you fancy going off the beaten track? If I can introduce you...

:16:10. > :16:16.Waargh! What the hell is wrong with it?

:16:17. > :16:22.Ood Sigma, have you seen this before?

:16:23. > :16:35.If they turn rabid, you know what it'll mean.

:16:36. > :16:38.There's only one thing I haven't checked, sir. Warehouse 15.

:16:39. > :16:41.Why should that cause trouble? It's been two centuries now.

:16:42. > :17:03.Which means it's got to be dead first.

:17:04. > :17:36.'Repeat, Ood shift eight now commencing.'

:17:37. > :18:06.That looks like the boss. Let's keep out of his way. Come on.

:18:07. > :18:19.'Warehouse 15.' My father brought me here, when I was six years old.

:18:20. > :18:22.'Security protocol initiated.' God, the stench of it.

:18:23. > :18:51.I've read the documents, but... it doesn't quite prepare you.

:18:52. > :18:54.Is it just me, or does it feel as if it's looking at you?

:18:55. > :19:05.Suppose it's home sweet home to you. What d'you think?

:19:06. > :19:27.There's no such company, the Noble Corporation doesn't exist.

:19:28. > :19:30.And on top of that, they seem to have gone missing, sir,

:19:31. > :19:36.Just what I need(!) Start a search, no alarms, got that?

:19:37. > :19:50.Tell you what, old friend. Have this one on me.

:19:51. > :20:39.Where d'you learn to whistle? West Ham, every Saturday.

:20:40. > :20:44.D'you see? Lifts up the containers,

:20:45. > :20:48.takes them to the rocket sheds, ready to be flown out,

:20:49. > :20:54.What, you mean, these containers are full of..?

:20:55. > :21:10.How many of them do you think there are in each one?

:21:11. > :21:16.A hundred? More? A great big empire, built on slavery.

:21:17. > :21:19.It's not so different from your time. Oy! I haven't got slaves!

:21:20. > :21:40.I don't understand, the door was open, why don't you just run away?

:21:41. > :21:46.For what reason? You could be free. I do not understand the concept.

:21:47. > :21:55.Ood, tell me, does 'the circle' mean anything to you?

:21:56. > :22:05.But what is it? What is the circle? The circle must be broken.

:22:06. > :22:15.Mr Halpen? I'm in Ood Cargo, I've found your unwanted guests. Go!

:22:16. > :22:18.ALARM WAILS Oh, I think that's us! Come on!

:22:19. > :22:26.Nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen, it's just a fire drill.

:22:27. > :22:37.We test the system at this time every day. If you'll excuse me.

:22:38. > :22:46.Don't move... Where've you gone? ..stay where you are.

:22:47. > :23:03.All guards withdraw. 'Sir?' I said withdraw.

:23:04. > :23:12.Keep to the perimeter. I've got this one.

:23:13. > :24:07.What have I done? I'm not one of that lot. I'm on YOUR side!

:24:08. > :24:09.Just stay where you are. That's an order.

:24:10. > :24:36.You heard the instructions. Mr Halpen wants them alive.

:24:37. > :24:45.If you don't do what she says, you're really in trouble.

:24:46. > :24:49.Not from me, from her. Unlock the container!

:24:50. > :24:57.Never mind about me, what about them?!

:24:58. > :25:45.That's Dr Ryder's territory. And where's he? What part of the complex?

:25:46. > :25:48.I could help, with the red-eye, now show me!

:25:49. > :26:01.You know this place better than me, you could help.

:26:02. > :26:06.SHE SHOUTS: They're over here! Guards! They're over here!

:26:07. > :26:16.Male and female suspects escaped. Wasteridge corridor.

:26:17. > :26:20.Mr Halpen, I found the Doctor. He's heading for Ood Conversion.

:26:21. > :26:23.'On my way.' Mr Kess, what's the situation?

:26:24. > :26:31.Worse than that, sir... there's more of them going rabid.

:26:32. > :26:35.My opinion, sir, I think we've lost them. The entire batch, contaminated.

:26:36. > :26:45.What's causing it? Why now? What's changed?

:26:46. > :26:48.How many Ood, in total? I'd say about 2,000, sir.

:26:49. > :26:51.'We can write them off, that's what insurance is for.'

:26:52. > :27:01.Drink! We've plenty more on the Breeding Farms, let's start again.

:27:02. > :27:03.Fetch the canisters. 'No survivors.'

:27:04. > :27:08.My pleasure, sir. You lot - canisters!

:27:09. > :27:30.I didn't need the map, I should've listened.

:27:31. > :27:33.Hold on. Does that mean we're locked in? Listen.

:27:34. > :27:46.Listen, listen, listen, listen... EERIE SINGING

:27:47. > :28:19.That's because they're natural-born Ood, unprocessed,

:28:20. > :28:22.before they're adapted to slavery. Unspoilt.

:28:23. > :28:41.It's the song of captivity. Let me hear it.

:28:42. > :28:53.CLEAR, SAD SINGING Hear it, Donna.

:28:54. > :30:03.METALLIC THUD They're breaking in.

:30:04. > :30:39.The Ood are born with a secondary brain. Like the amygdala in humans,

:30:40. > :30:48.a processed Ood. So the company... cuts off their brains?

:30:49. > :30:56.I spent all that time looking for you, Doctor,

:30:57. > :31:01.because I thought it would be so wonderful out here.

:31:02. > :31:12.They're with the Ood, sir. What you gonna do, then? Arrest me?

:31:13. > :31:17.Lock me up? Throw me in a cage? Well, you're too late! Hah!

:31:18. > :31:21.Why don't you just come out and say it? FOTO activists!

:31:22. > :31:32.It's not as if they put up a fight. You idiot!

:31:33. > :31:36.They're born with their brains in their hands, don't you see?

:31:37. > :31:40.That makes them peaceful, they've got to be,

:31:41. > :31:48.The system's worked for 200 years. All we've got is a rogue batch.

:31:49. > :31:52.But the infection is about to be sterilised. Mr Kess?

:31:53. > :31:56.How do we stand? Canisters primed, sir.

:31:57. > :32:00.As soon as the core heats up, the gas is released.

:32:01. > :32:04.Give it 200 marks... and counting.

:32:05. > :32:07.You're gonna gas them?! Kill the livestock.

:32:08. > :32:10.The classic foot-and-mouth solution from the olden days.

:32:11. > :32:30.I'm sorry, if I could ask you one more time, could all the Reps please

:32:31. > :32:39.Could I ask all the Ood to withdraw, it's feeding time.

:32:40. > :32:43.Aw! You've upset them. Leave them alone!

:32:44. > :32:57.I have to insist. If all the Ood could please leave...

:32:58. > :33:06.I could sell this! You could offer different colours.

:33:07. > :33:24.They've gone insane, Miss, they've gone mad, all of them!

:33:25. > :33:46.ALARM SOUNDS What the hell?

:33:47. > :34:09.'Emergency status. Emergency status. All exits sealed.'

:34:10. > :34:42.We've got a public duty to stop it before it spreads. What's happening?

:34:43. > :35:09."It" won't exist for very much longer.

:35:10. > :35:25.Dr Ryder. Warehouse 15. Well, what about THIS one?

:35:26. > :35:31.No. You've not turned. Faithful to the last.

:35:32. > :35:41.Go, join your people, while you still can.

:35:42. > :35:51.Well, do something! You're the one with all the tricks!

:35:52. > :35:55.You must've met Houdini! These are really good handcuffs!

:35:56. > :35:59.I mean, at least we've got quality(!)

:36:00. > :36:36.The circle must be broken! Doctor, Donna, friends!

:36:37. > :37:18.I don't know where it is! I don't know where they've gone!

:37:19. > :37:33.Might be underground, like some sort of cave, or a cavern, or...

:37:34. > :37:56.It's always been an option, my grandfather drew up this plan.

:37:57. > :38:07.If we can get to the rocket sheds... No need! We've got this.

:38:08. > :38:13.Detonation packs. Place them around the circumference.

:38:14. > :38:55.Now it all makes sense, that's the missing link, the third element,

:38:56. > :39:00.binding them together. Fore brain, hind brain, and this -

:39:01. > :39:09.It's a shared mind, connecting all the Ood in song.

:39:10. > :39:23.He's mined the area. They're gonna kill it?

:39:24. > :39:27.They found that...thing centuries ago beneath the Northern Glacier.

:39:28. > :39:37.Stopping the Ood from connecting for 200 years.

:39:38. > :39:41.And you, Ood Sigma, you brought them here. I expected better.

:39:42. > :39:57.Maybe it's taken centuries to adapt. The subconscious reaching out.

:39:58. > :40:01.But the process was too slow. Had to be accelerated.

:40:02. > :40:13.It's taken me ten years to infiltrate the company.

:40:14. > :40:47.can't say I've ever shot anyone before.

:40:48. > :40:55.But it's not exactly a normal day, is it? Still...

:40:56. > :41:01.I think hair loss is the least of my problems right now, thanks.

:41:02. > :41:07.Please have a drink, sir. If... If you're going to stand in their way,

:41:08. > :41:22.Natural Ood must never kill, sir. What is that stuff?

:41:23. > :41:34.Funny thing, the subconscious. Takes all sorts of shapes.

:41:35. > :41:47.All that intelligence and mercy, focused on Ood Sigma.

:41:48. > :42:02.Oh, they've been preparing you for a very long time.

:42:03. > :42:07.Now you're standing next to the Ood Brain. Mr Halpen, can you hear it?

:42:08. > :43:00.They... They turned him into an Ood?!

:43:01. > :43:33.BEEPING Ooh!

:43:34. > :43:53.But not any more. The circle is broken, the Ood can sing.

:43:54. > :44:41.That song resonated across the galaxies, everyone heard it.

:44:42. > :45:23.Then, we'll be off. Take this song with you. We will.

:45:24. > :45:28.And know this, Doctor-Donna. You will never be forgotten.

:45:29. > :45:31.Our children will sing of the Doctor-Donna,

:45:32. > :46:04.Yesterday 52 people died in identical circumstances,

:46:05. > :46:06.right across the world in 11 different timezones.

:46:07. > :46:10.It's our job to investigate that possibility.

:46:11. > :46:14.Who are you? I am General Staal of the Tenth Sontaran Battle Fleet.

:46:15. > :46:17.We have an intruder! Operation Blue Sky is go go go!

:46:18. > :47:33.Is that what you did to her? Turn her into a soldier?

:47:34. > :47:34.Hi, I'm Claudia-Liza. Here's our check on the