:00:17. > :00:20.Hello, it's Joel again and welcome once again to the Doctor Who
:00:21. > :00:24.Monsters and Villains Weekend. We're over halfway through the countdown
:00:25. > :00:27.and I know what you're thinking - we still haven't seen some of the
:00:28. > :00:33.scariest monsters to appear on Doctor Who. I think EA is exactly
:00:34. > :00:37.what this country needs. She technically doesn't count. But this
:00:38. > :00:40.is it, one of the Doctor's oldest enemies, more machine than man, more
:00:41. > :00:44.expressionless than a celebrity's Botoxed forehead. And demanding more
:00:45. > :00:59.upgrades than a teenager in a phone shop, it is the Cybermen.
:01:00. > :01:10.Upgrading is compulsory. And if I refuse? You will die. A commonly
:01:11. > :01:13.held belief is that the Cybermen are just crazed robots intent on taking
:01:14. > :01:19.over the Earth and trying to delete the Doctor. And you're nearly right.
:01:20. > :01:22.They are in fact cyborgs. Part human, part cold, emotionless
:01:23. > :01:25.existence that is devoid of any personality. That's eerily close to
:01:26. > :01:33.my ex-girlfriend's description of me.
:01:34. > :01:37.Originally from Earth's twin planet Mondas, they are the result of the
:01:38. > :01:39.Mondasians' desire for self-preservation by constantly
:01:40. > :01:43.upgrading their bodies with cybernetic modifications. I mean,
:01:44. > :01:55.could you imagine artificially adding to your body in a desperate
:01:56. > :01:59.attempt to live longer? These heavy metalers date all the way back to
:02:00. > :02:02.the very first Doctor, and have appeared with all but two of them.
:02:03. > :02:05.But their ability to constantly upgrade has seen their appearance
:02:06. > :02:08.change almost beyond all recognition from their early TV appearances.
:02:09. > :02:53.Sharon Osbourne. Fear not, people. One of the tried
:02:54. > :02:56.and tested methods of killing a Cyberman is to short their circuits
:02:57. > :02:59.using gold. Failing that, there's always good old-fashioned cleaning
:03:00. > :03:02.products. Good to know that in this time of austerity there's still a
:03:03. > :03:06.means of defeating the Cybermen. Also, just one of the reasons I
:03:07. > :03:10.don't use cleaning products. Or at least that's what I tell my mum. My
:03:11. > :03:14.girlfriend hates it when I call her that. So, coming up in this next
:03:15. > :03:19.episode we see a new breed of cyber- pets.No - not Tamagotchis. A man
:03:20. > :03:21.calling himself the Doctor. And the largest Cyberman since James
:03:22. > :03:23.Corden's guest appearance. It is of course, the not at all confusingly
:03:24. > :03:27.titled, The Next Doctor. Hot chestnuts. Chestnuts.
:03:28. > :04:23.# Oh, tidings of comfort and joy Don't worry, don't worry. Stand
:04:24. > :04:52.back, what have we got here? ..Ooh. Well, there can't be two of ya.
:04:53. > :05:05.Where the hell have you been? Don't worry. Stand back.
:05:06. > :05:08.What have we got here, then? Hold on, hold on. Who are you?
:05:09. > :05:12.I'm The Doctor. Simply The Doctor. Rosita, give me the sonic
:05:13. > :05:18.screwdriver. What? Now quickly, get back to the TARDIS. Back
:05:19. > :05:21.to the what? Stand back, sir. Oh, that's different.
:05:22. > :05:29.Oh, that's new. I've been hunting this beast for a
:05:30. > :06:16.good fortnight. Now step back, sir. Some sort of primitive
:06:17. > :06:19.conversion, like they took
:06:20. > :06:20.the brain of a cat or a dog. Well, talking's all very well.
:06:21. > :06:23.Rosita. - I'm ready.
:06:24. > :06:32.Now, watch and learn. Excellent. Now then, let's pull
:06:33. > :06:40.this timorous beastie down to earth. Or not. I might be in
:06:41. > :06:43.a little bit of trouble. I'm not letting you out of my sight,
:06:44. > :07:07.Doctor. Don't you recognise me? This is hardly the right time for me
:07:08. > :07:13.to go through my social calendar. It's gonna jump!
:07:14. > :08:05.We're gonna fa-a-a-all! Well, I'm glad you
:08:06. > :08:08.think it's so funny. You're mad. Both of you.
:08:09. > :08:11.You could've got killed. Huh. Now I'll have to go
:08:12. > :08:27.and dismantle the traps. And we've only got 20 minutes
:08:28. > :08:33.till the funeral, don't forget. Well, not as young as you were
:08:34. > :08:46.when you were me. When I was who? You really don't recognise me?
:08:47. > :08:49.Not at all. Or the next but one,
:08:50. > :08:57.a future Doctor anyway. No, no, don't tell me
:08:58. > :08:59.how it happened. Although... I hope I don't just trip over
:09:00. > :09:02.a brick, that'd be embarrassing. Now, might I ask,
:09:03. > :09:13.who are you, exactly? I'm just Smith. John Smith. But
:09:14. > :09:19.I've heard all about you, Doctor. Modesty forbids me to agree with
:09:20. > :09:26.you, sir. But yes. Yes, I am. A legend with
:09:27. > :09:29.certain memories missing. Great swathes of my life
:09:30. > :09:38.have been stolen away. but they are creatures
:09:39. > :09:56.from another world. It's said they fell onto London,
:09:57. > :10:05.out of the sky in a blaze of light. and you don't blink, Mr Smith. Ah,
:10:06. > :10:39.don't blink, remember that? Whatever you do, don't blink?
:10:40. > :10:43.The blinking and the statues? Something's wrong here.
:10:44. > :10:53.Oh, the funeral. It's been a pleasure, Mr Smith.
:10:54. > :10:58.Don't breathe a word of it. Can't I come with you?
:10:59. > :11:00.It's far too dangerous. Rest assured, I shall
:11:01. > :11:03.keep this city safe. merry Christmas, Mr Smith.
:11:04. > :11:20.Merry Christmas, Doctor. Report.
:11:21. > :11:24.Cybershade 16 has made contact. I've been hunting this beast for a
:11:25. > :11:37.good fortnight. Now step back, sir. The attack is scheduled
:11:38. > :11:40.for 1400 hours. Plans for the Ascension
:11:41. > :11:43.demand a successful intervention. As you would say, I will operate
:11:44. > :11:57.at maximum efficiency. And you'll keep
:11:58. > :11:59.your part of the bargain? You will be heralded, in the new age
:12:00. > :12:03.at the Court of the CyberKing. That's work for a woman,
:12:04. > :12:50.isn't it? The Doctor's companion does what
:12:51. > :13:06.The Doctor says. Off you go. Do you mind my asking,
:13:07. > :13:14.is that your sonic screwdriver? This investigation of yours, what's
:13:15. > :13:38.it about? It started with a murder. Mr Jackson Lake, a teacher of
:13:39. > :13:46.mathematics from Sussex. It's hard to say, his body was
:13:47. > :13:57.never found. But then it started. More secret murders,
:13:58. > :14:00.then abductions. So whose house is this?
:14:01. > :14:06.The latest murder. The Reverend Aubrey Fairchild.
:14:07. > :14:11.Found with burns to his forehead, like some advanced form
:14:12. > :14:13.of electrocution. But who was he, was he important?
:14:14. > :14:16.You ask a lot of questions. A keen advocate of
:14:17. > :14:26.children's charity. Children again. Why would the Cybermen
:14:27. > :14:28.want him dead? And what's his connection to the
:14:29. > :14:33.first death, this Jackson Lake? As though you
:14:34. > :14:42.engendered some sort of... I can't help noticing
:14:43. > :14:59.you're wearing a fob watch. If I were you, I'd say they worked
:15:00. > :16:06.something like this. That is the history of London,
:16:07. > :16:17.1066 to the present day. they're in the wrong century,
:16:18. > :16:31.they haven't got much power. They need plain old basic
:16:32. > :16:34.infostamps to update themselves. What's wrong?
:16:35. > :16:47.I've seen one of these before. But it's not a conversation
:16:48. > :17:30.for a dead man's house. It'll make more sense if we go
:17:31. > :17:33.back to the TARDIS... Your TARDIS. Hold on, I just need to do
:17:34. > :17:37.a final check. Won't take a tick. just maybe, it's got something
:17:38. > :17:45.that needs infostamping. Delete!
:17:46. > :18:10.Stairs! Can't lead them outside! OK, this is
:18:11. > :18:20.really your last warning! Whatever you're doing stuck in 1851,
:18:21. > :18:24.I can help! I'm the only person in the world who
:18:25. > :18:28.can help you! Listen to me! Delete! You need me. Check your memory
:18:29. > :18:34.banks, my name's The Doctor. Leave this man alone,
:18:35. > :18:39.The Doctor is me! Delete! The Doctor, remember?
:18:40. > :18:44.I'm The Doctor! You need me alive!
:18:45. > :18:53.You need The Doctor, and that's me! Infostamp with
:18:54. > :19:13.a cyclo-Steinham core. You ripped open the core
:19:14. > :19:17.and broke the safety, zap! Only The Doctor would think of that.
:19:18. > :19:20.I did that... You're trying to take away the
:19:21. > :19:37.only thing I've got, like they did. They stole something, something
:19:38. > :19:44.so precious. But I can't remember. Forasmuch as it hath pleased
:19:45. > :19:58.Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto Himself the soul
:19:59. > :20:01.of our dear brother here departed, we therefore
:20:02. > :20:04.commit his body to the ground. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes
:20:05. > :20:09.and dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of the
:20:10. > :20:12.Resurrection to eternal life, who shall change our vile body,
:20:13. > :20:20.that it may be like unto his glorious body,
:20:21. > :20:27.according to the mighty working... Whatever for? A lady at the
:20:28. > :20:36.graveside is debatable enough, but... your apparel....
:20:37. > :20:39.Is it too exciting? You're disgracing the ceremony,
:20:40. > :20:41.dressed like a harlot. Oh, and you should know, Mr Cole.
:20:42. > :20:45.How do you know my name? You've walked past me so many times,
:20:46. > :20:51.all you good men of charity, Matron of the St Joseph Workhouse,
:20:52. > :21:07.your humble servant. But that's why the late
:21:08. > :21:23.Reverend Fairchild had to die. Man that is born of woman
:21:24. > :21:31.hath but a short time to live. Although I've got some friends
:21:32. > :21:35.who might disagree with that. Mr Cole, Mr Scoones, Mr Fetch,
:21:36. > :22:20.Mr Milligan, stay where you are. You're needed. The rest of you are
:22:21. > :22:24.disposable. Sorry. I repeat, Mr Cole, Mr Scoones,
:22:25. > :23:18.Mr Fetch, Mr Milligan. Stay. You monstrous witch!
:23:19. > :23:22.Merry Christmas to you, too. What do you need us for?
:23:23. > :23:27.Your children. Now then, Rosita.
:23:28. > :23:47.A little decorum. He's always doing this,
:23:48. > :23:52.leaving me behind. Going frantic. The Reverend Fairchild's death
:23:53. > :24:04.was the work of the Cybermen. A temporary base,
:24:05. > :24:10.until we rout the enemy. The TARDIS is magnificent,
:24:11. > :24:13.but it's hardly a home. And where's the TARDIS now?
:24:14. > :24:18.In the yard. Evidence. The property of Jackson
:24:19. > :24:25.Lake, the first man to be murdered. Oh, but my new friend is a
:24:26. > :24:30.fighter, Rosita, much like myself. He faced the Cybermen
:24:31. > :24:33.with a cutlass. I'm not ashamed to say,
:24:34. > :24:38.he was braver than I. Late one night,
:24:39. > :25:11.by the Osterman's Wharf, Can I see it?
:25:12. > :26:16.Mr Smith, it would be my honour. There she is!
:26:17. > :26:22.My transport through time and space. Brilliant. Nice one.
:26:23. > :26:47.And is it inflated by gas, yeah? We're adjacent to the Mutton Street
:26:48. > :26:51.Gasworks, I pay them a modest fee. Good work, Jed.
:26:52. > :26:56.Glad to be of service, sir. You never know, maybe tonight's
:26:57. > :27:07.the night, Doctor. Imagine it, He dreams of leaving,
:27:08. > :27:23.but never does. I can depart, in the TARDIS,
:27:24. > :27:27.once London is safe. Do you ever wonder
:27:28. > :27:46.what you're escaping from? Mr Cole, Mr Scoones,
:27:47. > :28:09.Mr Fetch and Mr Milligan, you have your instructions and the
:28:10. > :28:13.Court of the CyberKing is waiting. But now,
:28:14. > :28:35.set about your appointed tasks. A long time away, and not so far
:28:36. > :29:00.from here, the Cybermen were fought so great that everything
:29:01. > :29:15.inside The Void perished. But, as the walls of the world
:29:16. > :29:18.weakened, And they found you.
:29:19. > :29:30.I fought them, I know that. But what happened? At the same
:29:31. > :29:35.time, another man came to London. Plenty of luggage,
:29:36. > :29:40.money in his pocket. Maybe coming to town for the
:29:41. > :29:44.winter season, I don't know. Jackson Lake is dead.
:29:45. > :29:59.The Cybermen murdered him. I told you the answer
:30:00. > :30:12.was in the fob watch. But I'm The Doctor.
:30:13. > :30:45.You became The Doctor because the infostamp you picked up
:30:46. > :30:52.was a book about one particular man. Stolen from the Daleks
:30:53. > :30:59.inside The Void, I'd say, but it's everything
:31:00. > :31:01.you could want to know Time Lord, TARDIS,
:31:02. > :31:15.enemy of the Cybermen. You see?
:31:16. > :31:24.The infostamp must have backfired, streamed all that
:31:25. > :31:28.information about me No, no, no, no, no. Infostamps
:31:29. > :31:52.are just facts and figures. saving Rosita,
:31:53. > :31:58.defending London town. Hmm? And the invention,
:31:59. > :32:02.building a TARDIS. That's all you. There's still something missing,
:32:03. > :32:12.isn't there? But that's an awful lot
:32:13. > :32:33.of luggage for one man. What you suffered
:32:34. > :32:43.is called a fugue. Where the mind just runs away,
:32:44. > :32:52.because it can't bear to look back. because Jackson Lake
:32:53. > :33:00.had lost so much. You found a whole cache
:33:01. > :34:07.of infostamps. But what is it? Activation. A call to arms.
:34:08. > :34:24.The Cybermen are moving! That's Mr Cole. He's Master
:34:25. > :35:00.of the Hazel Street Workhouse. Maybe he's taking them to prayers.
:35:01. > :35:04.Oh, nothing as holy as that. Mr Cole, you seem to have
:35:05. > :35:12.something in your ear. Now, this might hurt a bit,
:35:13. > :35:16.but if I can just... Can't risk a fight.
:35:17. > :35:20.Not with the children. All need a good whipping,
:35:21. > :35:24.if you ask me. You will enter
:35:25. > :36:28.the Court of the CyberKing. that's too well guarded. We'll have
:36:29. > :37:17.to find another way in. Oh, but they wouldn't hurt me,
:37:18. > :37:32.my fine boys. They are my knights
:37:33. > :37:34.in shining armour. You've still got free will.
:37:35. > :37:41.Step away... No-one's ever been able
:37:42. > :37:45.to change my mind. The Cybermen offered me the one
:37:46. > :37:49.thing I wanted - liberation. I doubt he paid you to talk.
:37:50. > :37:55.More importantly, who are you, sir? With such intimate knowledge
:37:56. > :37:58.of my companions. Incorrect. You do not correspond
:37:59. > :38:04.to our image of The Doctor. Yeah, that's cos your database got
:38:05. > :38:08.corrupted. Oh, look, look, look! Plug it in. Go on, download.
:38:09. > :38:16.The core has been damaged. This infostamp would
:38:17. > :38:19.damage Cyberunits. The perfect day for a birth,
:38:20. > :39:00.with a new message for the people. Only this time, it won't
:39:01. > :39:03.be the words of a man. Tell your masters,
:39:04. > :39:49.we're not waiting till dawn. That stronghold down by the river.
:39:50. > :39:59.I need to find a way in. And while my memory is
:40:00. > :40:08.still not intact, this was in the luggage.
:40:09. > :40:10.The deeds - That might be a way in! Brilliant!
:40:11. > :40:18.But there's still more. I remember the cellar...
:40:19. > :40:25.and my wife. But I swear there was
:40:26. > :40:31.something else in that room. If we can find that, perhaps that's
:40:32. > :40:35.the key to defeating these invaders. Maybe you should go back...
:40:36. > :40:42.Don't even try! No. And as for you, Mr Cole, Mr Scoones,
:40:43. > :40:54.Mr Fetch and Mr Milligan, Now let the new
:40:55. > :41:20.Industrial Revolution begin. It's like it's hidden.
:41:21. > :42:33.Not enough power. Come on! No! Now, just...
:42:34. > :43:11.I think if you remember correctly... All hail the CyberKing.
:43:12. > :43:16.All hail the CyberKing. But you promised
:43:17. > :43:19.I would never be converted! They want every living thing
:43:20. > :43:31.to be like them. Your mind is riven with anger
:43:32. > :43:42.and abuse and revenge. These have no place in a Cybermind.
:43:43. > :43:49.Activate! Emotions have tormented you
:43:50. > :43:51.all of your life. Now you will be set free.
:43:52. > :43:55.This is your liberation. For the love of God!
:43:56. > :44:00.Have you no pity? A CyberKing is born.
:44:01. > :44:36.All hail the CyberKing. They're generating electricity.
:44:37. > :44:57.But what for? We can set them free! Hold on. Power fluctuation.
:44:58. > :45:24.That's not meant to happen. It's going wrong? No, it's weird.
:45:25. > :45:29.The software's rewriting itself. DISTORTED VOICE: I can see
:45:30. > :45:34.the stars, the worlds beyond, the Vortex of Time itself
:45:35. > :45:39.and the whole of infinity. That is incorrect.
:45:40. > :45:44."Glorious" is an emotional response. Exactly! There is so much joy
:45:45. > :45:48.in this machine. My mind is stronger
:45:49. > :45:54.than you ever thought! It dominates, sir!
:45:55. > :45:57.It dominates you! Alert! You are operating beyond
:45:58. > :46:02.the standard parameters. I am new. There will be a new race
:46:03. > :46:11.of Cybermen. MY Cybermen! Logic and strength combined
:46:12. > :46:15.with fury and passion! You will be removed
:46:16. > :46:27.from the processor. What the hell's happening? It's out
:46:28. > :46:31.of control! It's accelerating. When it reaches 100,
:46:32. > :47:00.what about the children? KLAXON SOUNDS
:47:01. > :47:16.All of you, come on! As fast as you can, come on!
:47:17. > :47:19.There's a hot pie for everyone, if you leg it! Go!
:47:20. > :47:26.And once you're out, keep running! Far as you can!
:47:27. > :48:31.It's some sort of starter motor, but starting what?
:48:32. > :49:07.But he's alive, Doctor! Frederic! Come on! No, he's too scared.
:49:08. > :50:20.Go to St Stephen's. Ask for the Warden, he'll take care of you.
:50:21. > :50:49.It's under the water! There's something in the Thames!
:50:50. > :51:12.Witness me, mankind, as CyberKing of all!
:51:13. > :51:45.I will stride across this tiny little world!
:51:46. > :52:34.What the hell is that thing, sir? Oh, good man. Jed, wasn't it?
:52:35. > :52:37.Jed, I need your help! I'm not going out there!
:52:38. > :52:52.Um... All right. What d'you want me to do? The TARDIS is gonna fly!
:52:53. > :53:26.You're flamin' bonkers, sir! It's been said before! Now gimme.
:53:27. > :53:35.Ever flown one of these before? Nope! Never!
:53:36. > :53:44.Can I have my money now? Oh, get on with it!
:53:45. > :54:05.Oh, sir. I thought I'd lost you. My son, Rosita. This boy is my son.
:54:06. > :54:34.Who the 'ell is that?! His name, sir...
:54:35. > :55:15.Yet another man come to assert himself against me in the night.
:55:16. > :55:23.You might have the most remarkable mind this world has ever seen.
:55:24. > :55:25.Strong enough to control the Cybermen themselves!
:55:26. > :55:31.No, but such a mind deserves to live!
:55:32. > :55:34.The Cybermen came to this world using a Dimension Vault.
:55:35. > :55:38.I can use that device to find you a home, with no people to convert,
:55:39. > :55:43.but a new world where you can live out your mechanical life in peace.
:55:44. > :55:58.What do you make of me, sir? An idiot?
:55:59. > :56:08.The question is, what do you make of me?
:56:09. > :56:40.All I did was break the Cyber-connection,
:56:41. > :56:49.Open, I think, for the first time in far too many years.
:56:50. > :56:59.Look at what you've done. I'm sorry, Miss Hartigan.
:57:00. > :57:33.He's killed it. Whatever he did, he's killed it!
:57:34. > :57:56.But it's gonna fall! SCREAMING
:57:57. > :58:38.there to be harmlessly disintegrated.
:58:39. > :58:52.And I know that he has done this deed a thousand times! But not once.
:58:53. > :58:57.No, sir, not once, not ever, has he ever been thanked!
:58:58. > :59:02.But no more! For I say to you, on this Christmas morn,
:59:03. > :59:55.The city will recover, as London always does.
:59:56. > :00:09.I find myself a widower, but with my son
:00:10. > :00:13.Now, take care of that one. She's marvellous.
:00:14. > :00:20.Frederic will need a nursemaid and I can think of none better.
:00:21. > :00:25.We thought we might all dine together, at the Traveller's Halt.
:00:26. > :00:35...and in memory of those we have lost.
:00:36. > :00:56.Oh, if I might, Doctor? One last adventure?
:00:57. > :01:31.Complete and utter, wonderful nonsense!
:01:32. > :02:06.All those bright and shining companions!
:02:07. > :02:25.And some of them... some of them forget me.
:02:26. > :02:46.It's no longer a request. It's a demand!
:02:47. > :02:58.Just this once. You've actually gone and changed my mind.
:02:59. > :03:05.if anyone had to be The Doctor, I'm glad it was you.
:03:06. > :03:09.The feast awaits. Come with me! Walk this way.
:03:10. > :03:14.I certainly will! Merry Christmas to you, Jackson.
:03:15. > :04:32.Hi, I'm Sam, live with the latest news in 60seconds.
:04:33. > :04:36.Seven people have been arrested on suspicion of murder. It follows the
:04:37. > :04:40.discovery of a body at the bottom of a well at a house in Surrey. Police
:04:41. > :04:43.think it was placed there. Up to five years in jail: that's
:04:44. > :04:47.what NHS staff in England and Wales could face if they deliberately
:04:48. > :04:50.neglect their patients. The new plans follow a scandal in Stafford.
:04:51. > :04:55.He's one of the greatest cricketers of all time. Sachin Tendulkar has
:04:56. > :04:57.left the pitch for the last time. He was given a huge ovation.