0:00:19 > 0:00:20HE COUGHS
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Sorry.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25ORGAN PLAYS OPENING BARS OF THE WEDDING MARCH
0:01:00 > 0:01:02SHE SCREAMS
0:01:02 > 0:01:03PEOPLE GASP
0:01:08 > 0:01:11MURMURING
0:01:11 > 0:01:13WOMAN: Where did she go?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18What?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- What?- Who are you?- But...
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Where am I?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- What?- What the hell is this place?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27What?!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You can't do that, I wasn't...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We're in flight. That is physically impossible, how did...?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me, right now, where am I?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Inside the TARDIS.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- The what?- The TARDIS. - What?- The TARDIS.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- The what?- It's called the TARDIS.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's not a proper word. You're just saying things.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25How did you get in here?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, obviously, when you kidnapped me.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Who was it? Who's paying you? Was it Nerys?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Oh, my God, she's finally got me back.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- This has got Nerys written all over it.- Who the hell is Nerys?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Your best friend!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Wait a minute. What are you dressed like that for?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I'm going ten-pin bowling... Why do you think, dumbo!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49I was halfway up the aisle! I've waited all my life for this.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I was just seconds away, and then you...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I dunno, you drug me or something.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- I haven't done anything. - I'm having the police on you!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Me and my husband, as soon as he is my husband,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01we're gonna sue the living backside off you!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06No, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16You're in space,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19outer space.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23This is my...spaceship.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's called the TARDIS.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27How am I breathing?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The TARDIS is protecting us.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Who are you?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm The Doctor. You?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Donna.- Human?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yeah.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Is that optional?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It is for me.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- You're an alien?- Yeah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's freezing with these doors open.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I don't understand it, and I understand everything!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08This can't happen. There is no way a human being
0:04:08 > 0:04:11can lock itself onto the TARDIS and transport itself inside. It must be...
0:04:11 > 0:04:16It must be some sort of subatomic connection, something in the temporal field.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Maybe something macrobinding your DNA with the interior matrix...
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Maybe a genetic...
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- What was that for? - Get me to the church!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Right! Fine, I don't want you here anyway!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Where is this wedding?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33St Mary's, Haven Road, Chiswick. London, England.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Earth. The Solar System.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I knew it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Acting all innocent, I'm not the first, am I?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45How many women have you abducted?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- That's my friend's.- Where is she then, popped out for a spacewalk?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55She's gone.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Gone where?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I lost her.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Well, you can hurry up and lose me!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09How do you mean, "lost"?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Right! Chiswick!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22No, she didn't run away.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26We're not talking jitters, she literally vanished,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28now go and check the house.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, Angelica, that's not helping, is it? Now smarten up.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Lance, any sign?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I've looked all round. Where the hell did she go?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Showing off. First day at school, she was sent home for biting.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's a bit more serious than that. She's never disappeared before.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43She didn't disappear!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47It's a trick, it's one of her silly little "look at me" party pieces.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, what if she's dead?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, don't say that.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I said St Mary's.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58What sort of Martian are you? Where's this?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Something's wrong with her. The TARDIS, like she's...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05recalibrating!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09She's digesting.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12What is it? What's wrong?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Donna,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17is there anything that might have caused this?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Anything you might've done? Any sort of alien contact?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I can't let you go wandering off, not if you're dangerous.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Have you seen lights in the sky,
0:06:24 > 0:06:29or did you touch something, like, something different,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32something strange, like something made out of a funny sort of metal...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Who are you getting married to? You sure he's human?
0:06:36 > 0:06:41He's not a bit overweight with a zip round his forehead, is he?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Donna!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Donna?- Leave me alone.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- I just want to get married. - Come back to the TARDIS.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51No way, that box is too weird.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- It's bigger on the inside, that's all.- Oh, that's all!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Ten past three, I'm gonna miss it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Can't you phone them, tell them where you are?- How do I do that?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Haven't you got a mobile?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I'm in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13When I went to my fitting, the one thing I forgot to say was, "Give me pockets!"
0:07:13 > 0:07:16This man you're marrying, what's his name?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Lance.- Good luck, Lance.
0:07:18 > 0:07:24Oi! No stupid Martian is gonna stop me from getting married. To hell with you!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm not... I'm not from Mars.
0:07:27 > 0:07:33- Taxi! He had his light on! - There's another one.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Taxi!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oi!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41There's one.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oi!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Why aren't they stopping?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54They think I'm in fancy dress.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Lay off the sauce, darlin'!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- They think I'm drunk. - BOTH: You're fooling no-one, mate!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01They think I'm in drag!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hold on, hold on.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09HE WHISTLES
0:08:09 > 0:08:12St Mary's, in Chiswick, just off Haven Road.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15It's an emergency, I'm getting married, just... Hurry up!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18That'll cost you, sweetheart, double rates today.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, my God. Have you got any money?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Um. No. Haven't you?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Pockets!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29..And that goes double for your mother!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'll have him. I've got his number, I'll have him.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Talk about the Christmas spirit.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Is it Christmas?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Well, duh! Maybe not on Mars, but here it's Christmas Eve.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Phone box!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- We can reverse the charges. - How come you're getting married on Christmas Eve?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Can't bear it, I hate Christmas.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Honeymoon, Morocco, sunshine, lovely.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59What's the operator? I've not done this in years. What do you dial, 100?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Just call direct.- What did you do?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Something...Martian. Now phone! I'll get money.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, answer the phone!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hello? Oh, now the battery's gone dead, has anyone got a charger?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Could you try the hotel?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Hello? Hello?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Vikram, is your phone working? - I've got one wedding about to arrive
0:09:33 > 0:09:36and another wedding refusing to leave, so it IS a police matter.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Mum, get off the phone and listen!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43I'm in... Oh, my God, I don't know where I am.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's a street... and there's a WH Smith.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48But it's definitely Earth!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51MACHINE BEEPS
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Excuse me. I'm begging you, I'm getting married, and I'm late,
0:10:05 > 0:10:10and I just need to borrow a tenner, and I'll pay you back, I promise.
0:10:11 > 0:10:17THEY PLAY: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Taxi!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20St Mary's, Chiswick.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Thanks for nothing, spaceman! I'll see you in court!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Donna!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'll give you the rest when we get there.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Oh, I look a mess.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Hurry up!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Hold on a minute, I said Chiswick!
0:11:06 > 0:11:10You've missed the turning. Excuse me?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12We should've turned off, back there.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16We're going the wrong way!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30What the hell are you doing?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm late for the wedding.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35My own wedding, do you get that?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38METALLIC THRUMMING
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Turn around! Turn this cab around right now!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Are you deaf or what?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, my God.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Help me!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Help me!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Help me! Help me!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Help me!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Help me! Help me!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Help me! Get me out!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Help me!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Help me, I'm being driven by a robot!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Behave!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You are kidding me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Open the door!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Do what?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Open the door!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I can't! It's locked!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Santa's a robot!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Donna, open the door.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What for?!- You've got to jump!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Am I blinking flip jumping! I'm supposed to be getting married!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Listen to me, you've got to jump!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04I'm not jumping on a motorway!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Whatever that thing is, it needs you.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08And whatever it needs you for, it's not good!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Now come on!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- I'm in my wedding dress! - Yes, you look lovely. Come on!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I can't do it!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Trust me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Is that what you said to her?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Your friend. The one you lost.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Did she trust you?
0:14:37 > 0:14:43Yes, she did. And she is not dead. She is so alive. Now jump!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48SHE SCREAMS
0:15:03 > 0:15:07THE DOCTOR COUGHS
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Funny thing is, for a spaceship, she doesn't do that much flying.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21We'd better give her a couple of hours. You all right?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Doesn't matter.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Did we miss it?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Yeah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Well, you can book another date.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Course we can.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You've still got the honeymoon.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36It's just a holiday, now.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Yeah. Yeah.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Sorry.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- It's not your fault.- Oh.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45That's a change.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Wish you had a time machine.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Then we could go back and get it right.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Um, yeah, yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01But...even if I did, I couldn't go back on someone's personal timeline.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Apparently.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, and you'd better put this on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Oh, d'you have to rub it in? - Those creatures can trace you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32This is a biodamper, should keep you hidden.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35With this ring...I thee biodamp.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37For better or for worse.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46So come on, then - robot Santas, what are they for?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Your basic roboscavenger. The Father Christmas stuff is just a disguise.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I met them last Christmas.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Why, what happened then?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Great big spaceship,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00hovering over London? You didn't notice?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I had a bit of a hangover.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08I spent Christmas Day over there, the Powell Estate, with this...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10..family.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13My friend, she had this family. Well, they...
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Still.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Gone now.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Your friend. Who was she?
0:17:26 > 0:17:31The question is, what do camouflage robot mercenaries want with you?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34And how did you get inside the TARDIS? I dunno...
0:17:35 > 0:17:37What's your job?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41I'm a secretary.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Weird. I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47you're not clever, you're not important...
0:17:47 > 0:17:52This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face? Stop bleeping me!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What kind of secretary?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I'm at HC Clements.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02That's where I met Lance. I was temping...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I mean, it was all a bit posh, really.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'd spent the last two years at a double glazing firm.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Well, I thought, I'm never going to fit in here.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And then he made me a cup of coffee.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13I mean, that just doesn't happen.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Nobody gets the secretaries a coffee.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21And Lance, he's the Head of HR, he didn't need to bother with me.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24But he was nice, he was funny.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28And it turns out he thought everyone else was really snotty too.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31So, that's how it started, me and him.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- One cup of coffee and that was it. - When was this?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Six months ago.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Bit quick, to get married.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well...he insisted.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Will you marry me?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48And he nagged and he nagged me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Oh, just think about it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51We'd make a great couple,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54and I'd get rid of the dog, and we could do out that back bedroom.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58And he just wore me down. And then finally I just gave in.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Please.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, please.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Please, please, please, please, please, please.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06What does HC Clements do?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Oh, security systems. Y'know, entry codes, ID cards, that sort of thing.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ask me, it's a posh name for a locksmith's.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Keys...
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Anyway, enough of my CV. Come on, it's time to face the consequences.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oh, this is gonna be so shaming.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26You can do the explaining, Martian Boy.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Yeah, I'm not from Mars.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Oh, I had this great big reception all planned.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Everyone's going to be heartbroken..
0:19:38 > 0:19:42MUSIC: "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade
0:20:09 > 0:20:11MUSIC STOPS
0:20:11 > 0:20:15You had the reception without me?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Donna, what happened to you?
0:20:18 > 0:20:23You had the reception without me?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Hello, I'm The Doctor.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- They had the reception without me! - Yes, I gathered.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Well, it was all paid for, why not? - Thank you, Nerys.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Well, what were we supposed to do?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I got your silly little message in the end.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42"I'm on Earth"?! Very funny. But what the hell happened?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- You vanished!- How did you do it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47What's the trick, cos I know it's an illusion...
0:20:47 > 0:20:51BABBLE OF VOICES
0:20:54 > 0:20:56DONNA SOBS
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Awwww!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# I have wandered, I have rambled
0:21:21 > 0:21:25# I have crossed the stratosphere
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# I have seen a mess of problems
0:21:28 > 0:21:31# That I long to disappear
0:21:31 > 0:21:35# Now all I have's this anguished heart
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# For you have vanished too
0:21:38 > 0:21:42# Oh, my girl My girl, my precious girl
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Just what is this man to do?
0:21:44 > 0:21:50# So reel me in, my precious girl Come on, take me home
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# Cos my body's tired of travelling
0:21:53 > 0:21:57# And my heart don't wish to roam
0:21:57 > 0:22:03# Yeah, reel me in, my precious girl Come on, take me home
0:22:03 > 0:22:06# Cos my body's tired of travelling
0:22:06 > 0:22:09# And my heart don't wish to roam
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# No, no
0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Well, you took me in
0:22:17 > 0:22:21# You stole my heart I cannot roam no more
0:22:21 > 0:22:27# Cos love, it stays within you It doesn't wash up on a shore
0:22:27 > 0:22:31# And a fighting man forgets each cut
0:22:31 > 0:22:35# Each knock, each bruise, each fall
0:22:35 > 0:22:37# But a fighting man cannot forget... #
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Oh, I taped the whole thing.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43They've all had a look. They said sell it to You've Been Framed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I said, more like the news!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Here we are.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It can't be... Play it again.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Clever, mind. Good trick, I'll give her that.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I was clapping.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00But that looks like...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Huon particles.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- What's that, then? - That's impossible.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07That's...ancient. Huon energy doesn't exist any more,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10not for billions of years.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11It's so old that...
0:23:15 > 0:23:19It can't be hidden by a biodamper!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Donna!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Donna! They've found you! - You said I was safe!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38We've got to get everyone out.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40My God, it's all my family.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Out the back door!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Maybe not!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57We're trapped!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Christmas trees.- What about them?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08They kill. Get away from the trees!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Get away from the Christmas trees! Everyone get away from the trees!
0:24:14 > 0:24:20- Lance...!- Turn the music off. Listen to me - stay away from the trees.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Stay away from the trees!- Oh, for God's sake, the man's an idiot.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27What harm is a Christmas tree gonna...? Oh.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:24:46 > 0:24:48SCREAMING
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oi!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Santa! Word of advice.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31If you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34don't let him near the sound system.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36FEEDBACK SQUEALS
0:25:55 > 0:25:59It's all right, Stan, you'll be all right.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Michael? Connie?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, Sunita, do something useful.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- What is it? What were they? - Just stop wittering, just help 'em!
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Remote control for the decorations, but there's a second remote control for the robots.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18They're not scavengers any more. Someone's taken possession.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20You're a doctor. People have been hurt.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Nah, they wanted you alive, look. They're not active now.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26All the same, you could help.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30You've got to think of the bigger picture. There's still a signal!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Donna, who is he?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Who is that man?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47There's someone behind this, directing the roboforms.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49But why is it me? What have I done?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Find the controller, and we'll find that out. Ooh.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It's up there.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Something in the sky.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Clever, clever, clever boy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04CHUCKLES
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Eat you up all snicker-snacker,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09little travelling man...
0:27:11 > 0:27:15He shall come to me, and the beautiful bride.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Such secrets to unlock.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I shall descend this night.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I shall descend upon this Earth
0:27:27 > 0:27:30and shine!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35I've lost the signal! We've got to get to your office.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I think that's where it all started. Lance! Is it Lance?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Lance, can you give me a lift?
0:27:40 > 0:27:44To you lot this might just be a locksmith's, but HC Clements
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- was bought up 23 years ago by the Torchwood Institute.- Who are they?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51They were behind the Battle of Canary Wharf.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Cyberman invasion.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- Skies over London full of Daleks? - I was in Spain.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00They had Cybermen in Spain.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Scuba-diving.- That big picture, you keep on missing it.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Torchwood was destroyed, but HC Clements stayed in business.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I think someone else came in and took over the operation.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11But what do they want with me?
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Somehow, you've been dosed with Huon energy.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16And that's a problem,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19because Huon energy hasn't existed since the dark times.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23The only place you'd find a Huon particle now is a remnant in the heart of the TARDIS.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Y'see, that's what happened.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Say that's the TARDIS, and that's you.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34The particles inside you activated, the particles magnetised and whap!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36You were pulled inside the TARDIS.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40- I'm a pencil inside a mug. - Yes, you are. 4H. Sums you up.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Lance, what was HC Clements working on?
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Anything top secret, special operations, do not enter?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I'm in charge of personnel, I wasn't project manager...
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Why am I even explaining myself?
0:28:51 > 0:28:55You make keys, that's the point - and look at this!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57We're on the third floor.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Underneath reception, there's a basement, yes?
0:29:01 > 0:29:04How come on the lift there's a button marked lower basement?
0:29:04 > 0:29:07There's a whole floor which doesn't exist on the official plans.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11- What's down there? - Are you telling me this building's got a secret floor?
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- No, I'm showing you this building's got a secret floor.- It needs a key.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I don't.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Right, thanks, you two, I can handle this. See you later.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22No chance. You're the man who keeps saving my life.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24I ain't letting you out of my sight.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Going down!- Lance!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Maybe I should go to the police...- Inside!
0:29:32 > 0:29:35- To honour and obey. - Tell me about it, mate.- Oi!
0:29:41 > 0:29:44The bride approaches.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46She is my key.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Where are we?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- What goes on down here? - Let's find out.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59D'you think Mr Clements knows about this place?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02The mysterious HC Clements. Oh, I think he's part of it.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Oh, look. Transport!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16SHE LAUGHS
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Wait here, I just need to get my bearings. Don't do anything.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43You'd better come back.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Couldn't get rid of you if I tried.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59Donna, have you thought about this, properly?
0:30:59 > 0:31:03I mean, this is serious!
0:31:03 > 0:31:05What the hell are we gonna do?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Oh, I thought July.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Thames Flood Barrier! Right on top of us.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Torchwood snuck in and built this place underneath.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49What, there's, like, a secret base hidden underneath a major London landmark?
0:31:49 > 0:31:52I know. Unheard of.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Oooh, look at this.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Stunning!
0:32:01 > 0:32:03What does it do?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Particle extrusion. Hold on...
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Brilliant!
0:32:10 > 0:32:13They've been manufacturing Huon particles.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16My people got rid of Huons, they unravelled the atomic structure.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Your people?
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Who are they? What company d'you represent?
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Oh, I'm a freelancer.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25But this lot are rebuilding them.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30They've been using the river, so they've got the end result...
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Huon particles in liquid form.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35And that's what's inside me?
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Oh, my God.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Genius! Cos the particles are inert.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49They need something living to catalyse inside, and that's you!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Saturate the body, then...
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Oh! The wedding! Yes! You were getting married!
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Best day of your life...
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Oh, your body's a battleground.
0:32:58 > 0:33:04It's a chemical war inside - adrenalin, acetylcholine, wham go the endorphins. Oh, you're cooking!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07You're like a pressure cooker, a microwave, all churning away.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09The particles reach boiling point, shazam!
0:33:09 > 0:33:11What did I do this time?!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Are you enjoying this?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Right, just tell me,
0:33:18 > 0:33:22these particles, are they dangerous? Am I safe?
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Yes!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Doctor.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33If your lot got rid of Huon particles,
0:33:33 > 0:33:35why did they do that?
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Because they were deadly.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Oh, my God.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Whatever's been done to you, I'll reverse it.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I am not about to lose someone else.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49Oh, she is long since lost.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57I have waited so long,
0:33:57 > 0:34:01hibernating at the edge of the universe
0:34:01 > 0:34:06until the secret heart was uncovered and called out to waken...
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Someone's been digging.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Oh, very Torchwood. Drilled by laser.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25How far down does it go?
0:34:25 > 0:34:29Down and down. All the way to the centre of the Earth.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Really?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Seriously? What for?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Dinosaurs.- What?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Dinosaurs? - What are you on about, dinosaurs?
0:34:38 > 0:34:40That film, with dinosaurs.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- I'm trying to help. - That's not helping.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Such a sweet couple.
0:34:45 > 0:34:50Only a madman talks to thin air, and trust me, you don't want to make me mad. Where are you?
0:34:50 > 0:34:53High in the sky...
0:34:53 > 0:34:58Floating so high on Christmas night.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01I didn't come all this way to talk on the intercom.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Come on! Let's have a look at you!
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Who are you, with such command?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08I'm The Doctor.
0:35:08 > 0:35:15Prepare your best medicines, Doctor-man, for you will be sick at heart.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Racnoss.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28But that's impossible. You're one of the Racnoss.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32Empress of the Racnoss.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41If you're the Empress, where's the rest of the Racnoss?
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Or are you the only one?
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Such a sharp mind.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49That's it - the last of your kind.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52The Racnoss come from the dark times, billions of years ago.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55They were carnivores, omnivores, they devoured whole planets.
0:35:55 > 0:36:00Racnoss are born starving - is that our fault?
0:36:01 > 0:36:04They eat people?
0:36:04 > 0:36:07HC Clements, did he wear those black and white shoes?
0:36:07 > 0:36:12He did. We used to laugh, we used to call him the Fat Cat in Spats.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Oh, my God!
0:36:16 > 0:36:19My Christmas dinner.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21You shouldn't even exist.
0:36:21 > 0:36:26Way back in history, the fledgling empires went to war against the Racnoss. They were wiped out.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Except for me.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32That's what I've got inside me, that Huon energy thing. Oi!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Look at me, lady, I'm talking!
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Where do I fit in?
0:36:36 > 0:36:38How come I get all stacked up with these Huon particles?
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Look at me, you!
0:36:40 > 0:36:45- Look me in the eye and tell me! - The bride is so feisty!
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Yes, I am!
0:36:47 > 0:36:51And I don't know what you are, you big...thing,
0:36:51 > 0:36:52but a spider's just a spider...
0:36:52 > 0:36:56and an axe is an axe,
0:36:56 > 0:36:58now DO IT!
0:37:02 > 0:37:04LANCE LAUGHS
0:37:09 > 0:37:12That was a good one. Your face!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Lance is funny.
0:37:15 > 0:37:21- What?- I'm sorry.- Sorry for what? Lance, don't be so stupid - get her!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23God, she's thick!
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Months I've had to put up with her, months!
0:37:26 > 0:37:29A woman who can't even point to Germany on a map!
0:37:33 > 0:37:35I don't understand.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38How did you meet him?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- In the office.- He made you coffee.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43What?
0:37:43 > 0:37:47Every day, I made you coffee.
0:37:47 > 0:37:52You had to be dosed with liquid particles over six months.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55He was poisoning me?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59It was all there in the job title.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01The head of human resources.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03This time, it's personnel.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09But...we were getting married.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Well, I couldn't risk you running off!
0:38:12 > 0:38:17Then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new flavour Pringle!
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Oh, I had to sit there and listen to all that yap yap yap...
0:38:21 > 0:38:24"Ooh, Brad and Angelina... Is Posh pregnant?
0:38:24 > 0:38:30"X Factor, Atkins Diet, Feng Shui, split ends, text me, text me, text me..."
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Dear God, the never-ending fountain of fat, stupid trivia!
0:38:36 > 0:38:37I deserve a medal!
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Is that what she's offered you? The Empress of the Racnoss?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43What are you, her consort?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46It's better than a night with her.
0:38:46 > 0:38:51- But I love you. - That's what made it easy.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53It's like you said, Doctor.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55The big picture.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58What's the point of it all if the human race is nothing?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00That's what the Empress can give me -
0:39:00 > 0:39:03the chance to go out there,
0:39:03 > 0:39:07to see it, the size of it all.
0:39:07 > 0:39:12And I think you understand that, don't you, Doctor?
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Who is this little physician?
0:39:15 > 0:39:20- She said Martian. - Oh, I'm sort of homeless.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21But the point is, what's down here?
0:39:21 > 0:39:25The Racnoss are extinct. What's gonna help you, 4,000 miles down?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27That's just the molten core of the Earth.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- I think he wants us to talk. - I think so too.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Well, tough. All we need is Donna.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36Kill this chattering little Doctor-man.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Don't you hurt him!- No, it's all right.- No, I won't let them.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41At arms!
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- Ah, now...except...- Take aim!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47I just want to point out the obvious.
0:39:47 > 0:39:52They won't hit the bride, they're such very good shots.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Just hold on... Hold on just a tick,
0:39:54 > 0:39:56just a tiny little...just a tick...
0:39:56 > 0:39:58If you think about it,
0:39:58 > 0:40:02the particles activated in Donna, and drew her inside my spaceship.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07So, reverse it... and the spaceship comes to her!
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Fire!
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- And off we go!- The key!
0:40:13 > 0:40:17My ke-e-e-ey!
0:40:17 > 0:40:19TARDIS THRUMS
0:40:21 > 0:40:25Oh. D'you know what you said before, about a time machine? Well, I lied.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27And now we're gonna use it.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30We need to find out what the Empress of the Racnoss is digging up.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33If something's buried at the planet's core,
0:40:33 > 0:40:36it must've been there since the beginning. I've always wanted to see this.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Donna, we're going further back than I've ever been before!
0:40:44 > 0:40:48If a key is lost, then another must be cut.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52At a-a-a-a-arms!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05We've arrived.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07D'you want to see?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Suppose.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Hold on, scanner's a bit small. Maybe your way's best.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Come on.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28No human's ever seen this. You'll be the first.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30All I want to see is my bed.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Donna Noble. Welcome...
0:41:35 > 0:41:36to the creation of the Earth.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47We've gone back 4.6 billion years.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50There's no solar system, not yet.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Only dust and rocks and gas.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55That's the sun, over there.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Brand new.
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Just beginning to burn.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Where's the Earth?
0:42:02 > 0:42:04All around us.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06In the dust.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Puts the wedding in perspective.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Lance was right, we're just...tiny.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22No, but that's what you do, the human race,
0:42:22 > 0:42:24make sense out of chaos.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Marking it out with
0:42:26 > 0:42:30weddings and Christmas and calendars.
0:42:30 > 0:42:35This whole process is beautiful, but only if it's being observed.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40So I came out of all this?
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Isn't that brilliant?
0:42:47 > 0:42:49I think that's the Isle of Wight.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Eventually, gravity takes hold.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58One big rock, heavier than the others, starts to pull other rocks towards it.
0:42:58 > 0:43:04- All the dust and gas and elements get pulled in, everything piling in, until you get...- The Earth.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08But the question is, what was that first rock?
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Look...
0:43:13 > 0:43:15The Racnoss.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Now I have measured the bride's catalysis,
0:43:21 > 0:43:25I can force-feed it.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29Drink the particles, become the key!
0:43:33 > 0:43:37Hold on, the Racnoss are hiding from the war. What's it doing?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Exactly what you said!
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Oh! They didn't just bury something at the centre of the Earth!
0:43:46 > 0:43:49They BECAME the centre of the Earth.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51The first rock.
0:43:51 > 0:43:52EXPLOSION
0:43:52 > 0:43:54What was that?
0:43:54 > 0:43:55Trouble.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59My wonderful key!
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Now, my servants, bind him!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05What the hell's it doing?!
0:44:05 > 0:44:09That little trick of mine, particles pulling particles -
0:44:09 > 0:44:11it works in reverse. They're pulling us back!
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Well, can't you stop it? Hasn't it got a handbrake?
0:44:17 > 0:44:21Can't you reverse, or, warp, or beam, or something?
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Back-seat driver! Oh! Wait a minute.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27The extrapolator!
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Can't stop us, but should give us a good bump!
0:44:32 > 0:44:37The bride shall join her groom - what a wedding there shall be.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38Now!
0:44:43 > 0:44:48We've gone about 200 yards to the right. Come on!
0:44:50 > 0:44:55She is close, the holy bride in white!
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Find her! Find her!
0:45:02 > 0:45:07- What do we do?!- I don't know! I'm making it up as I go along. But trust me, I've got a history.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09But I still don't understand.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13- I'm full of particles, but what for?- There's a Racnoss web
0:45:13 > 0:45:19at the centre of the Earth. My people unravelled their power source, so the Racnoss were stuck.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22They hibernated for billions of years, frozen, dead, kaput!
0:45:22 > 0:45:25You're the new key - brand-new living particles.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29They need you to open it. And you have never been so quiet. Oh!
0:45:38 > 0:45:42- I hate you.- Yeah, I think we've gone a bit beyond that now, sweetheart.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45My golden couple.
0:45:45 > 0:45:50Together at last, your awful wedded life.
0:45:50 > 0:45:54Tell me, do you want to be released?
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Yes!- You're supposed to say, "I do."
0:45:58 > 0:46:00No chance.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Say it!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09- I do.- I do.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13I...don't!
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Activate the particles!
0:46:16 > 0:46:19Purge every last one!
0:46:22 > 0:46:24And release!
0:46:26 > 0:46:29The Secret Heart unlocks
0:46:29 > 0:46:34and they will waken from their sleep of ages.
0:46:34 > 0:46:35Who will?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37What's down there?
0:46:37 > 0:46:39How thick are you?!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41My children!
0:46:43 > 0:46:49The long-lost Racnoss, now reborn to feast on flesh.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54The Webstar shall come to me.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01My babies will be hungry.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04They need sustenance.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07- No...- Perish the web.
0:47:07 > 0:47:11Use her, not me, use her!
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Oh, my funny little Lance.
0:47:13 > 0:47:19But you were quite impolite to your lady-friend.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21The Empress does not approve.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29NO-O-O-O-O!
0:47:40 > 0:47:42It's Christmas!
0:47:42 > 0:47:48Harvest the humans! Reduce them to meat!
0:48:06 > 0:48:08SHE SCREAMS
0:48:14 > 0:48:20My children are climbing towards me and none shall stop them!
0:48:23 > 0:48:29So you might as well unmask, my clever little Doctor-man.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33Oh, well, nice try.
0:48:33 > 0:48:38- I've got you, Donna. - I'm gonna fall!- You're gonna swing!
0:48:40 > 0:48:41I've got you.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42SHE SCREAMS
0:48:45 > 0:48:48CLANGING
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Ooh, sorry.
0:48:50 > 0:48:54Thanks for nothing.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57The Doctor-man amuses me.
0:48:57 > 0:49:01Empress of the Racnoss, I give you one last chance.
0:49:01 > 0:49:06I can find you a planet, I can find you and your children a place in the universe to co-exist.
0:49:06 > 0:49:10Take that offer, and end this now.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13These men are so funny!
0:49:13 > 0:49:15What's your answer?
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Oh, I'm afraid I have to decline.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Then what happens next is your own doing.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24I'll show you what happens next!
0:49:25 > 0:49:28At arms!
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Take aim!
0:49:32 > 0:49:34- And...- relax.
0:49:38 > 0:49:43- What did you do? - Guess what I've got, Donna.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Pockets!
0:49:45 > 0:49:47How did that fit in there?
0:49:47 > 0:49:49They're bigger on the inside.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Roboforms are not necessary.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55My children may feast on Martian flesh.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Oh, but I'm not from Mars.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Then where?
0:49:59 > 0:50:03My home planet is far away and long since gone.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05But its name lives on.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Gallifrey.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11They murdered the Racnoss!
0:50:11 > 0:50:14I warned you.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16You did this.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20No! No! Don't!
0:50:21 > 0:50:23NO-O-O!
0:50:23 > 0:50:26No! NO!
0:50:26 > 0:50:29NO-O-O!
0:50:29 > 0:50:30NO-O-O-O-O!
0:50:53 > 0:50:55NO-O-O!
0:51:05 > 0:51:09NO! My children!
0:51:12 > 0:51:15SHE SCREAMS
0:51:17 > 0:51:19My children!
0:51:27 > 0:51:33My children!
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Doctor!
0:51:35 > 0:51:37You can stop now.
0:51:37 > 0:51:42My children!
0:51:42 > 0:51:44EMPRESS SCREAMS
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Come on. Time I got you out.
0:52:00 > 0:52:04Transport me!
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Oh, they will suffer, so suffer.
0:52:13 > 0:52:17This planet shall be scorched.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20But what about the Empress?
0:52:20 > 0:52:23She's used up all her Huon energy - she's defenceless.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Orders from Mr Saxon. Fire at will.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35FIRE!
0:53:05 > 0:53:08DONNA SQUEALS
0:53:16 > 0:53:20There's just one problem.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23- What is it? - We've drained the Thames.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29SHIPS' HORNS SOUND
0:53:35 > 0:53:40There we go, told you she'd be all right. Survive anything.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42More than I've done.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49No, all the Huon particles have gone.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53- No damage. You're fine. - Yeah, but apart from that.
0:53:53 > 0:54:00I missed my wedding, lost my job, and became a widow on the same day...sort of.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02I couldn't save him.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04He deserved it.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10No, he didn't.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Better get inside.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19- They'll be worried.- Best Christmas present they could have.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Oh, no! I forgot, you hate Christmas.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Yes, I do.
0:54:24 > 0:54:29Even...if it snows?
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I can't believe you did that.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45Basic atmospheric excitation.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Merry Christmas.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54And you.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00So...
0:55:00 > 0:55:04what will you do with yourself now?
0:55:04 > 0:55:07Not getting married, for starters.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09And I'm not gonna temp any more.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12I dunno, travel.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14See a bit more of Planet Earth.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Walk in the dust.
0:55:18 > 0:55:22Just go out there and do something.
0:55:24 > 0:55:28- Well, you could always...- What?
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Come with me.
0:55:33 > 0:55:34No.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36OK.
0:55:36 > 0:55:37- I can't.- No, that's fine.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39No, but really.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42I mean, everything we did today...
0:55:42 > 0:55:44D'you live your life like that?
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Not all the time.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50I think you do.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53And I couldn't.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57You've seen it out there.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01- It's beautiful.- And it's terrible.
0:56:01 > 0:56:06That place was flooding, and burning, and they were dying, and you stood there like...
0:56:06 > 0:56:09I don't know.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11A stranger.
0:56:11 > 0:56:16And then you made it snow. I mean, you scare me to death.
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Well, then.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Tell you what I will do, though.
0:56:25 > 0:56:26Christmas dinner.
0:56:28 > 0:56:29Oh, come on!
0:56:29 > 0:56:33- I don't do that sort of thing. - You did it last year, you said so.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37- And you might as well, because Mum always cooks enough for 20. - Well...
0:56:40 > 0:56:44Oh, all right, then! But you go first - better warn them.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46And don't say I'm a Martian.
0:56:46 > 0:56:50I just have to park her properly, she might drift off to the Middle Ages.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52I'll see you in a minute.
0:56:55 > 0:56:59- TARDIS THRUMS - Doctor! DOCTOR!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02- THRUMMING STOPS - Blimey, you can shout.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07Am I ever going to see you again?
0:57:07 > 0:57:13- If I'm lucky. - Just...promise me one thing.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17Find someone.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21- I don't need anyone.- Yes, you do.
0:57:21 > 0:57:25Cos sometimes...I think you need someone to stop you.
0:57:28 > 0:57:29Yeah.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Thanks, then, Donna. Good luck.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36And just...
0:57:38 > 0:57:40..be magnificent.
0:57:42 > 0:57:45I think I will, yeah.
0:57:48 > 0:57:49Doctor?
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Oh, what is it now?
0:57:53 > 0:57:57That friend of yours. What was her name?
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Her name was Rose.
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