The Return of Doctor Mysterio

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0:00:46 > 0:00:49SWOOSH!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57SWOOSH!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01SHOUT FROM OUTSIDE

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hello there!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ah...

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hello!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hello?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Hello!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- What are you doing? - I was setting a trap.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- A trap?- On your roof.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- What happened?- I tried it out.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- How?- Accidentally.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28HE SNEEZES

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Bless you.- Thanks.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31- What's your name?- Grant.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Hello, Grant. What floor is this?- 60.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Agh!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Would it all right if I came in? - I will have to ask my mom.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Ow!- Mom, wake up.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47GRANT COUGHS

0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE GASPS

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Mom says you can come in.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11You're expected.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Expected?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ahhh!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21HE GRUNTS

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sorry. Did you say I was expected?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Yeah.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Who did you say I was?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I told her I saw an old guy at the window.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53HE SNEEZES

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ho-ho-ho!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Merry Christmas, Grant!

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Mom and Dad are asleep now.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I can get you back on the roof.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- I know the way.- Shh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What are you doing? - Take a look at that picture.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- OK.- Now this one.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Take a good, long look. It takes a moment to see it.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- See what?- Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same person.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Are you serious?- Yeah.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Look, I drew specs on Superman.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Everyone knows they're the same person.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Well, Lois Lane doesn't.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50And she's a reporter.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Why did they call him Spider-Man? Don't they like him?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59He was bitten by a radioactive spider,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01and guess what happened?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Radiation poisoning, I should think.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, he got special powers.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08What, vomiting, hair loss and death?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Fat lot of use.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Hey!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What do you think?- That looks... - I know.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Cheap.- Oh, shut up!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20HE SNEEZES

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Got a cold there, Grant? - I always get a cold at Christmas.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Me too. Or an invasion.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Where did you get that from? - My pocket.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?- Skills.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Now, hush. I've got a lot of work to do. Take this.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Who are you?- The Doctor.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Yes, but who are you?- The Doctor.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Which one, though? There's lots of doctors.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49THE one. The main one, the original. I started it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50They're all based on me.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Now everyone who wants to sound clever calls themselves Doctor.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Bandwagon!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57In a comic book, you know what you'd be called?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Doctor Mysterio!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I like that.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Doctor Mysterio!

0:05:04 > 0:05:05I'll have that!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Nearly ready.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09What is it?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Well, in terms that you would understand...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Sorry, there aren't any.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19It's a...it's a...it's a...it's a time-distortion equaliser thingy.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20A what?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23There's been a lot of localised disruption here in New York, so...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25My fault, actually.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hopefully this will make it all calm down.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I don't understand.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Do you know what a lightning conductor is?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Yeah.- Well, it's not like that.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I thought you were setting a trap. - I was. To protect this.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I don't want anyone turning it off, or stealing it for a Christmas tree.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- But it looks like a Christmas tree. - Of course it does, it's science!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Do you want to turn the lights on? - Can I?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Go on. It's Christmas Day.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49What do I do?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Ah!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Put this into this.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57And you flick all those little switches on.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Nothing's happening.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yeah, because now we get to the cool bit. Come here.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Do you see that little door there? Pop it open.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Now we turn on the lights.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Pop the gemstone right in there.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17What gemstone?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19The gemstone that I gave you - pop it right in there.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21(That was a gemstone?)

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Well, it's more than a gemstone -

0:06:23 > 0:06:27it's also like a kind of onboard computer. Come here.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Can you see... Can you see that little yellow star

0:06:30 > 0:06:33at the end of that curve?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35It comes from near there.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Formed in the heart of a red hole

0:06:37 > 0:06:41and stabilised in pure dwarf star crystal!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44The gemstone is intuitive - it knows what you want

0:06:44 > 0:06:48and draws energy from the nearest star to make it happen.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51There's only four of them left in the universe.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55The Apocalypse Monks of the Andorax called this one

0:06:55 > 0:07:00the Hazandra - the Ghost of Love and Wishes.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04OK, then. Pop it in.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I thought it was medicine.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09What?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11It looked like medicine.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13What have you done with it?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, you gave me medicine and a glass of water,

0:07:15 > 0:07:17and you said you were a doctor.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I thought it was for my cough.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh! You swallowed it?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You can't go round swallowing things! What age are you, 36?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Eight.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Am I going to get sick?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No, no, no - quite the opposite! - The opposite?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34What's the opposite?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- What happened?- Nothing.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40What's wrong with me?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, you've got a cough

0:07:42 > 0:07:44and a slight case of levitation.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Stay calm. - What happens if I don't stay calm?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oh! Don't panic. - What happens if I panic?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55BOTH SCREAM

0:07:57 > 0:07:59SCREAMING FADES

0:07:59 > 0:08:01BABY CRIES

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, hey, you're all right!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16You're OK!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yeah...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Hey, Mrs Lombard.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, don't worry, Jennifer's fine.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32She just woke up, but I'm going to put her back to sleep.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34No, it's OK, Mrs Lombard.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's what you pay me for.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38OK. Goodnight.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Grant, you need to concentrate.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53What's happened to me?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Intuitive crystal, plus too many comic books.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59The gemstone is giving you what it thinks you want.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04You're a superhero...

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Any questions after today can be handled by Miss Shuster

0:09:49 > 0:09:51or Miss Siegel, who can be contacted

0:09:51 > 0:09:54on the e-mail addresses provided in your welcome pack.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57That's all we have time for, ladies and gentlemen.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I hope you had a stimulating day,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01and maybe saw a little

0:10:01 > 0:10:03of what makes Harmony Shoal the foremost

0:10:03 > 0:10:07innovator in science and technology the world over.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Like we always say - we're here to open your minds.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Mr Brock, just one more question.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I've been looking into your funding, and you seem to have

0:10:17 > 0:10:20a lot of benefactors for a research institute.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23The world is changing, Miss Fletcher. Science got sexy.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah, but your benefactors - I can't seem to find any of them.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Very simple reason for that.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32I killed them all, buried them in my back yard.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34CHUCKLING

0:10:34 > 0:10:36How big is your back yard, Mr Brock?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38At the last count, Wyoming.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Now, if you good people will excuse me, this young lady

0:10:43 > 0:10:45will guide you to the exit...

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Mr Brock?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Er, Mr Brock?

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Mr Brock? Mr Brock.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Apparently we have one more question.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yes. Where's the little boys' room?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I think you'll find the restrooms to the left, on your way out.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01No, not the restrooms, the little boys' room.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04If you successfully locate the restrooms,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I think you'll find everything you need in there.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Thank you all. - This way, ladies and gentlemen.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I don't want a rest.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14If everyone's just having a rest, I might cause an incident.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Dr Sim, is there a problem?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26It's the brains. There's something I need to show you.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- It's necessary. - Later. Meet me here...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33at midnight.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Thank you, sir.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Mr Brock. You startled me.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Shall we?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Of course.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23All clear!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN

0:12:35 > 0:12:38LIGHTS SNAP ON

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Well?- Look at them. You see nothing unusual?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I see brains...

0:12:47 > 0:12:50every place except here.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57These specimens were donated to this facility by our benefactors,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59for a top-secret research project.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01A project which is not to be questioned, impeded,

0:13:01 > 0:13:04or in fact mentioned by any of the employees

0:13:04 > 0:13:06of the Harmony Shoal Institute.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Even I don't have the clearance to know what's going on in here.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- But why?- It's not your job to ask questions! Stick to science.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Something wrong with your eyes?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Sir, the first time I came in here, I counted 24 specimens.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27The second time I counted, there were 30. Now there are 36.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Well, I guess they've got the space.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You don't understand. There have been no deliveries. I checked it.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Some of these brains, sir, they just...

0:13:36 > 0:13:37..arrived.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45CHOMPING

0:13:53 > 0:13:55It's OK. I'm an intruder too.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Yeah, I brought snacks - mark of a pro.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Keep listening.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Looks like a brain to me.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Kind of blue, I guess, but that's the fluid, right?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yes. That's the fluid.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Tap the glass, sir.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- What did you say? - Tap the glass. Please.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34What...the hell is that?

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Is that a joke? - No, sir, it's not a joke.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41It's got eyes! Look at them, they're like...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47They're like YOUR eyes.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Yes, sir, they are.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Dr Sim?

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- What are you pointing at? - I'm pointing at Dr Sim.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't look so alarmed - we merely exchanged containers.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You might call this a...hijack.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24HE GROANS AND GASPS

0:15:28 > 0:15:31What happened to you? I don't understand.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36The same thing that is about to happen to you.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I had a change of mind.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59No! No, please, no!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Let me out of here!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08What's happening? What are you doing?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13LID SQUEAKS

0:16:24 > 0:16:27FOOTSTEPS RECEDE

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Who are you?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Lucy Fletcher, reporter, from the Daily Chronicle.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Hang on, why am I telling you the truth?- Spooky, isn't it?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51- Looking for a story? - I think I just found one.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Brains with minds of their own?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- No-one will believe that - this is America.- Who are YOU?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Special Agent Dan Dangerous from Scotland Yard, Scotland.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01The Doctor for short.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03See, they've got institutes all over the world.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05And always in capital cities.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Nope.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Yes, yes, they are, see?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12New York's not a capital city, is it?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14You don't need to point out the mistakes.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- That's not what you're for. - Washington's got its own one.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19LIGHTS SNAP ON

0:17:19 > 0:17:23I would call Security, but they might leave you alive.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I do not want any awkward questions

0:17:25 > 0:17:30about intruders I was forced to shoot for my own protection.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Good plan. Here's another one!

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Go on. Tell them you shot us in the back in self-defence.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41We'll be laughing all the way to the slab.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43THUDDING

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Face me.- Maybe not.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Face me now.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- THUDDING - What is that?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50- It's not me.- It sounds like...

0:17:50 > 0:17:51THUDDING

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Like someone knocking at a window. - We're on the 100th floor.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58THUDDING CONTINUES

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Oh, my God, he's real. - Who's real?- The Ghost.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Who's the Ghost?- Masked vigilante.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- But he's...- What?- Super.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Mind if I come in?- Impressive.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Those windows, like everything in this building, are built

0:18:30 > 0:18:34to withstand a blast equivalent to four nuclear explosions.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Sorry about that. Would you like me to call a glazier?

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Hmm.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42BULLETS RICOCHET

0:18:43 > 0:18:46GUN CLICKS

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Please understand, it's against my personal code

0:18:56 > 0:18:58to cause lasting harm to any individual.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00HE GROANS

0:19:00 > 0:19:03However, light to moderate injury is fine.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05That's good!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Hello. Was that man annoying you?

0:19:08 > 0:19:12You're real. I can't believe it, you're actually real.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm afraid I am. I enjoy your column, Miss Fletcher.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18You read my column? You read? You're real and you read?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Though I find the political bias in your paper's editorial

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- not entirely to my taste. - I'll pass that on.- Thank you.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Who are these gentlemen?- They're, um... I don't actually know.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- This is my friend, Nardole. - Hello, the Ghost!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33And I'm the Doctor.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35The Doctor.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I thought we had lots of doctors.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'm the main one.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Can I give you a ride home? - You have a car?- No.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47SHE GASPS

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- I hope you're OK with heights. - I'm OK so far!

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Have a good evening, gentlemen.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58SHE SCREAMS

0:20:01 > 0:20:03He...seems nice!

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Grant...

0:20:07 > 0:20:09So I'm a superhero now?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Once the gemstone is gone from inside you,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14you'll be back to normal.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- It will pass. - But how will it get out?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Like I said, it will pass.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Looking forward to that.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Are you sure? - Of course I'm not sure.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Nothing's ever sure.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Just promise me one thing -

0:20:28 > 0:20:30for as long as you have these powers,

0:20:30 > 0:20:34you will never, ever use them.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Sure.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Is this the right building?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49They all look the same from up there.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Yeah, yeah, this is me, thanks.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, I certainly hope this unpleasant experience hasn't

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- put you off a career in journalism. - Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01BEEPING

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Sorry. Duty calls.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Look at that. The Bat-Signal's an app now?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08What is it? Bank robbery? Hijack?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Uh...something like that.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Excuse me!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Go get 'em!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24BABY CRIES

0:21:30 > 0:21:33With great power comes great responsibility.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35HE SIGHS

0:21:35 > 0:21:40No man worthy of the title leaves a baby alone.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- How did you find me? - I tracked the gemstone inside you.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Your powers, they don't belong in this world.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53They're an anomaly. You promised me you'd never use them.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- May I take her?- She's yours?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm hers. I'm her nanny.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01You're her nanny?

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Yeah, her nanny. You got a problem with that?- No, no, it's just...

0:22:05 > 0:22:08OK, so you are a superhero and a nanny.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10You've got to make a buck somehow.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11You don't get paid for saving people.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15You don't have to tell us. Here you go, nice and warm.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17And tasty! Ooh, elephant!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's fine. It's a long-range baby-monitor.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I can get back to this apartment

0:22:23 > 0:22:26quicker than most people can get to their kids' bedrooms.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Grant, Grant, this is insane.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Look, I'm me, the Doctor,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32and even I think this is insane.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Even him!- I can cope. - Of course you can't.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38When do you sleep? When are you not on call?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41How complicated do you need your life to be?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43FRONT DOOR SLAMS

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, not as complicated as it's about to get.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48We're in here, Mrs Lombard.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, Jennifer, look at you, up again!

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Don't you ever sleep?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Did you have a good evening, Mrs Lombard?- Oh, it was work.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Why would it be good?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well, I don't know, you seem a little buzzed.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I thought maybe you'd met someone. - Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Grant...

0:23:06 > 0:23:08What are you doing here?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11We could ask you the same question.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- But it's your apartment, so we probably won't.- Well...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20We...we were worried about you.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23We wanted to make sure that you were all right,

0:23:23 > 0:23:25so we followed you.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27You followed me and got here first?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Well, that's just a measure of our concern.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Very concerned.- They said they knew you. I let them in.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34We met tonight.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36We need to talk, you and me.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh! Did something happen?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40TOY SQUEAKS

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- I'll put her to bed. - I can do that.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47No, it's OK, I want to.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Lombard's her married name.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01He ran off when the baby came along.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Lucy.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Of course.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Hey.- What are you doing here?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'm your relief algebra teacher(!)

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Thought I'd check in on you, see how you're coping.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, it hasn't passed, if that's what you want to know.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think that it's a part of your DNA now.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's bonded with you. I'm sorry.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Why aren't you looking at me? - I don't want to.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42You're not looking at anyone. Are you shy now?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Is that floor really interesting?

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- I'm not shy. I just can't stop it. - Can't stop what?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50The X-ray vision.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh!

0:24:54 > 0:24:59I'm in hell. Naked hell. I just can't look at people!

0:24:59 > 0:25:03It's the gemstone. It's responding to...puberty.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Hey, Grant!- Hey, Lucy!

0:25:06 > 0:25:07GIRLS GIGGLE

0:25:07 > 0:25:09You really like her, don't you?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12I have X-ray eyes - I like everyone!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- But Lucy is your favourite. - Who says?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22'A couple of years after high school, I ran into her again.'

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- She even remembered me. - Oh, that was lucky.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27And I was with my best friend at the time,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30and she couldn't take her eyes off him.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- OK.- Love at first sight.- Right.

0:25:33 > 0:25:39Then marriage, then a baby...and then he ran off with someone else.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Leaving, I suppose, the field open for you to move in...- Yeah.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46..and care for the child she'd had by another man.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Yeah.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49So she could keep working

0:25:49 > 0:25:51and possibly date other friends of yours.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Pretty much.- You tiger(!)

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Thank you.- Who are you thanking?

0:25:57 > 0:25:58The universe.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01There's somebody worse at this than me.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03SIRENS BLARE

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Excuse me.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31SQUEAK

0:26:31 > 0:26:34This is Mr Huffle. Mr Huffle feels pain.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36DRAWN-OUT SQUEAK

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Meet me in the kitchen.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40SQUEAK

0:26:41 > 0:26:43NEWS REPORT ON TV

0:26:56 > 0:26:58With you in a minute.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10So...you're from Scotland Yard.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Yes.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14DRAWN-OUT SQUEAK

0:27:14 > 0:27:18It's fine if you don't tell me your secrets. I intend to keep mine.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- But don't lie to me.- Or what? - I hurt Mr Huffle.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23STRAINED SQUEAK

0:27:23 > 0:27:27I assume you belong to some kind of, I don't know, agency -

0:27:27 > 0:27:28I don't care which one -

0:27:28 > 0:27:31and that your current assignment is to investigate Harmony Shoal.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Correct?- No, I was just passing through...

0:27:34 > 0:27:35SQUEAK-SQUEAK

0:27:35 > 0:27:38OK, OK. Yes, fine, OK. Yes, broadly speaking, yes.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42What are those brain things?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45I don't know. It's nothing that need concern you.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49I'm a reporter. That category does not exist. What are they?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54No reason not to tell me, then.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56STRAINED SQUEAK

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Those brains,

0:27:59 > 0:28:01they aren't just brains.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05They're independent alien life forms.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07And...?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09STRAINED SQUEAK

0:28:09 > 0:28:12They migrate from planet to planet,

0:28:12 > 0:28:17extracting and replacing the central nervous systems of compatible hosts.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18And...?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Harmony Shoal is a multinational corporation

0:28:22 > 0:28:26whose true purpose is to extract and replace the brains

0:28:26 > 0:28:29of key authority figures around the world,

0:28:29 > 0:28:33and prepare Earth for full colonisation.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36SHARP SQUEAK

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Ha!

0:28:37 > 0:28:39You believe me?

0:28:39 > 0:28:42I don't think you're lying - slightly different.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45What has Harmony Shoal got to do with the Ghost?

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Nothing.- Ah, so you know who the Ghost really is, then?

0:28:48 > 0:28:49No, I have no...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- SQUEAKING - Oh, stop it.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53We just went to a top-secret science research facility,

0:28:53 > 0:28:55apparently run by brains from space,

0:28:55 > 0:28:57and a flying man with superpowers turns up.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Anybody would assume the two were connected,

0:28:59 > 0:29:01except for someone who already knew they weren't.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03So, clearly, you know the Ghost, and trust him.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Nobody trusts anybody without knowing who they are,

0:29:06 > 0:29:09so you know who he really is. So now you can tell me. Who is he?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Oh, that's interesting.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14- You don't work for an agency, do you?- Don't I?

0:29:14 > 0:29:16You're not used to being spoken to like this,

0:29:16 > 0:29:18which means you don't have a boss or an employer.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21So why are you investigating Harmony Shoal? What's in it for you?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- I like to keep busy.- Why? What happened to you?- Nothing!

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Oh, look!

0:29:28 > 0:29:29Oh!

0:29:29 > 0:29:31'..Because fire prevention is the

0:29:31 > 0:29:33'responsibility of every citizen -

0:29:33 > 0:29:36'so get a smoke detector!'

0:29:36 > 0:29:38BABY CRIES

0:29:38 > 0:29:40'Sorry, duty calls.'

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Oh, look at him go.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I need to know who he is.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46You're all right. She just needs a change.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50Oh, it's OK, I'll do it. You're so quick, Grant.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51Oh, yes. He's definitely quick.

0:29:55 > 0:29:56- Do you have any time off?- Sure!

0:29:56 > 0:29:58'As the storm hit,

0:29:58 > 0:30:00'it became clear that two children

0:30:00 > 0:30:02'were still trapped on the big wheel.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04'The two small...'

0:30:08 > 0:30:09Doctor?

0:30:11 > 0:30:14So, can you put me in touch with him?

0:30:14 > 0:30:17- HE SIGHS - The real guy behind the mask?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19You're smart.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21You're so clever I actually noticed.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- I hardly ever listen when other people are talking.- So what?

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- So why can't you find himself yourself?- I got a lead.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29What lead?

0:30:29 > 0:30:32You. You know him. Don't even try telling me you don't.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Maybe you know him too.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Hey, where did Grant go?

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Right here, Mrs Lombard.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42- Oh.- Would you like your coffee? - Oh, no, I'm OK, thanks.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Are you all right?- Sure, why?

0:30:44 > 0:30:46You're kind of wet.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48I prefer mild-mannered.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Can you put me in touch with him?

0:30:52 > 0:30:54- The Ghost?- Yeah, the Ghost.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57Mrs Lombard,

0:30:57 > 0:31:01there are some situations which are just too stupid

0:31:01 > 0:31:03to be allowed to continue.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05- PHONE RINGS - Hang on.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08- Hello.- HUSKY VOICE: - 'Is this Lucy Fletcher?'

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Yes, who is this?

0:31:10 > 0:31:12- 'Sorry, I had to fly.' - SHE GASPS

0:31:12 > 0:31:13Am I...

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Sorry, am I... Am I speaking to the Ghost?

0:31:17 > 0:31:18'Hello, Lucy.'

0:31:18 > 0:31:24So, I'm hoping this means I'm getting an interview.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27'An interview is entirely possible,'

0:31:27 > 0:31:30but I must make one thing clear.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34There must be no talk of who I really am.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Hey, you make the headlines, you make the rules.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Discussion of my true identity... - BABY GURGLES

0:31:39 > 0:31:41..would put the people closest to me at risk.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- That is not acceptable. - Fair enough, get that.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47How about tomorrow night?

0:31:47 > 0:31:48For what?

0:31:49 > 0:31:51The interview?

0:31:51 > 0:31:53- We could get dinner.- Dinner?

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Do you eat dinner?

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Of course I eat dinner.- OK, then.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Pick me up here tomorrow night, um, eight o'clock?

0:32:02 > 0:32:04I'll wait for you on the roof?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06BABY GURGLES

0:32:06 > 0:32:07Wait a second.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11CLATTERING

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Grant, could you babysit for me tomorrow night?- Um...

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Please, it's important.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18- TOGETHER:- I've got a date.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19- TOGETHER:- A date?

0:32:19 > 0:32:23- Uh, kind of a date. - OK.- An interview.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Are you...seeing someone?- Um...

0:32:29 > 0:32:31None of my business. I mean...

0:32:31 > 0:32:32But are you?

0:32:32 > 0:32:36I mean, you never even go out, and suddenly you've got a date?

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Yeah, well, it kind of came as a surprise to me too.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41- I'm sorry?- It's complicated.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44I can confirm that it's definitely complicated.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47You know, don't worry about it, I'll look after Jennifer.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49- You will?- You will? - I'll figure it out.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- Let me take care of it.- OK.- OK.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04- (She's jealous.)- (I'm jealous!)

0:33:04 > 0:33:08- Grant, you were jealous of you. - Technically, she's jealous of her.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Grant, how long have you known this woman?- Since elementary school.

0:33:11 > 0:33:1324 years.

0:33:15 > 0:33:1724 years?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Yeah, of course it would be that.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23Are you OK?

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Time passes for everyone.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Even for me. So, please,

0:33:27 > 0:33:30as much as it is possible for a human male,

0:33:30 > 0:33:32try not to be an idiot.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34No, seriously, are you OK?

0:33:34 > 0:33:36I'm always OK.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE

0:33:44 > 0:33:45HE SIGHS

0:33:47 > 0:33:49WHOOSHING

0:33:49 > 0:33:52COMPUTER KEYBOARD TAPS

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Ah, welcome, brother.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11BROCK SIGHS

0:34:11 > 0:34:13How is your vehicle?

0:34:13 > 0:34:15- CRACKING - A little cramped.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17It will relax with wear.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Observe this.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25The finest vehicle this planet has to offer.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Interesting. And can it be acquired? - A plan is being formulated.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32This one.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33Who is he?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35I'm not sure.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37But he may be dangerous.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39He doesn't look dangerous.

0:34:42 > 0:34:43Boo!

0:34:43 > 0:34:45I'm talking to you live!

0:34:45 > 0:34:47NEW YORK ACCENT: In person!

0:34:48 > 0:34:50You can jump back in your skins now,

0:34:50 > 0:34:52except, of course, they're not your skins, are they?

0:34:52 > 0:34:54- What do you want?- Mercy.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- We have none.- It's not a request, it's an offer.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00I'll give you a head start.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03I'll close my eyes and I'll count to ten.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06I will make no attempt to follow you but, starting now,

0:35:06 > 0:35:08all of you, everywhere,

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- pack your bags and get off of this planet.- Are you declaring war on us?

0:35:12 > 0:35:13I am drawing a line,

0:35:13 > 0:35:16and I'm suggesting you step back from it with awesome speed.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Then war it is.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21CRACKING

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Multi-nucleate organism,

0:35:29 > 0:35:32functioning as an infinitely adaptable,

0:35:32 > 0:35:36independently functioning, peripatetic central nervous system.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Good to keep an open mind. Ha!

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Of course it won't work. - What won't work?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Whatever it is, whatever you've got planned.

0:35:44 > 0:35:45Stating the obvious,

0:35:45 > 0:35:49you've set up in every capital city in the world, so clearly the "plan"

0:35:49 > 0:35:53is to unzip the head of every world leader, pop yourselves inside.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Of course, you can't just roll up

0:35:55 > 0:35:57with a team of surgeons to the White House or to the Kremlin,

0:35:57 > 0:36:01because they've got big fences, shouty people and cross dogs.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04- They will come to us and they will come running.- Oh.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07I very much doubt it. Take this!

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Yes, take that!

0:36:10 > 0:36:13- Who are you?- There have been many attempts to conquer the Earth.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15I've lost count.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19Not one of them has succeeded, not a single one.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22They all lost and burned

0:36:22 > 0:36:23and ran.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27That's who I am.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30PIERCING WHISTLE

0:36:30 > 0:36:31What is this?

0:36:33 > 0:36:36It's a burger. I always bring a snack.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39But I don't want it now, he's put me off my dinner.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41METALLIC THRUMMING

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Very good. Right on target.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Trial and error, to be honest.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52A few accidental stop-offs along the way.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Where did you get the robes? - 12th-century Constantinople.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56I ruled firmly, but wisely.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Ah-ah-ah!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00- How did it go?- Oh, you know.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Issued a warning, donated a burger,

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- nicked some stationery. The Ghost - what have you got?- The whole story!

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Fact me, baby, it's why I reassembled you.

0:37:08 > 0:37:12- No, sir, that's not the reason, is it?- Oh, just get on with it!

0:37:12 > 0:37:15You cut me out of Hydroflax, because you were worried you'd be lonely,

0:37:15 > 0:37:17and we both know why, don't we?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20But, oh, look at you, avoiding the subject!

0:37:20 > 0:37:22I'm not avoiding anything, I'm just trying to save a planet.

0:37:22 > 0:37:27Which is what you always do when the conversation turns serious.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29COMPUTER WARBLES

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Good girl.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Mrs Lombard?

0:37:44 > 0:37:48- You look...nice.- You look surprised. - No, no, no, it's just that, well,

0:37:48 > 0:37:52normally you wear the little red dress when you're, uh...

0:37:53 > 0:37:55This is business, Grant.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57Strictly business.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01So...

0:38:01 > 0:38:02- I won't be late.- OK.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:38:34 > 0:38:36DOOR OPENS

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Hi.

0:38:43 > 0:38:44- HUSKY VOICE:- Hi.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Is something wrong?

0:38:47 > 0:38:50- You look nice. - You look surprised.- I am.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51A little.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54He's not supposed to be using those powers. He made a promise.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58What, like the Time Lord promise never to interfere in the affairs

0:38:58 > 0:38:59of other peoples or planets?

0:38:59 > 0:39:01I glued your head back on.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03You should have a little bit more respect.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05- ELECTRONIC WARBLE - Oh!

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Come on.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Where are we?- Where we were,

0:39:10 > 0:39:12- except not.- Oh.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Right...

0:39:18 > 0:39:20EXCITED CHATTER

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Oh, Tokyo branch.- Yep.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- A bit empty, isn't it? - Yes, I created a distraction.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34I flooded downstairs with Pokemon.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36You're not supposed to be in here.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39I know, it's terrible. Sorry, I'm doing everything I can to stop me.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- See that?- It's a signal, isn't it? - It's a signal beaming into space.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45There was one from the New York office too.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48There's something in low orbit.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50- I did book a restaurant.- I'm...

0:39:51 > 0:39:53..not comfortable in restaurants.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57I suppose you get a lot of stares, dressed like that.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Right back at you.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Are you sure you're warm enough? - Yeah.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06OK, no.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08SHE GASPS

0:40:08 > 0:40:10- Now?- Yeah, definitely.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14- Yep, low orbit. - But you can't get a fix on it?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16I'm trying, the shielding's too good.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19- Can't we track the signals? - Tracking them now.

0:40:21 > 0:40:22- Boom.- Ha-ha!

0:40:24 > 0:40:26So what powers do you have?

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Well, basic flying,

0:40:28 > 0:40:32- basic super strength... - Basic X-ray vision?

0:40:32 > 0:40:33Yep.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Is that ever tempting?

0:40:37 > 0:40:38Adolescence was difficult.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42- In what sense?- It went on a lot longer.- How much longer?

0:40:42 > 0:40:44I'll let you know.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50- BROCK:- We're moving into position.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53- It won't be long now. - The Ghost is located.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Action the surgeons.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00WHOOSHING

0:41:06 > 0:41:08LOW ROAR

0:41:08 > 0:41:11That's what Harmony Shoal is signalling to.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Shall we pop over and have a look?

0:41:13 > 0:41:15- Pretty sure no-one's on board. - How do you know?

0:41:15 > 0:41:17- Did you scan for life forms?- No.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19All the lights are off.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Mmm!

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Do you have a girlfriend?

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Boyfriend?

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Well, there has been speculation.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31You do fly around New York dressed in rubber

0:41:31 > 0:41:33with a big "G" on your chest.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Are we very slightly stereotyping here?

0:41:35 > 0:41:38I get it, there's some stuff you'd like to keep private.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Was it the mask that tipped you off?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42SHE LAUGHS

0:41:42 > 0:41:44How do you cope with your double life?

0:41:44 > 0:41:47I'm nothing special - everyone has a day job.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Come on, you spend half your time as a regular person...

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- I spend all my time that way.- ..and the other half saving the world.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56- How do you cope?- How do YOU cope with a career and a baby?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59How do you know I have a baby?

0:41:59 > 0:42:00I...

0:42:02 > 0:42:03..did my research.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Um...I have a nanny, that's basically your answer.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Yes, of course.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12- He's downstairs right now. - I see.- And, yes, I said "he".

0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Yes, you did.- Yes, I did. - Is that a problem?

0:42:15 > 0:42:18I'm sorry, it's just that guys like you sometimes find it funny,

0:42:18 > 0:42:19a man being a nanny.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23With respect, Miss Fletcher, there aren't too many guys like me.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25There aren't too many guys like Grant either!

0:42:32 > 0:42:33You OK?

0:42:33 > 0:42:36Excuse me a minute.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:42:49 > 0:42:51SIRENS WAIL

0:43:01 > 0:43:04OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS

0:43:12 > 0:43:15METALLIC THRUMMING

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Bridge is this way.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28ALARM BUZZES

0:43:28 > 0:43:31ALARM BUZZES

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Move.

0:43:44 > 0:43:47ELECTRONIC BEEPING

0:43:54 > 0:43:56I didn't mean to imply

0:43:56 > 0:43:59there's something wrong with your friend Grant.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Not everyone can be a superhero.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Not everyone can be a nanny!

0:44:04 > 0:44:05Sorry.

0:44:08 > 0:44:09He's downstairs right now

0:44:09 > 0:44:11and he was supposed to be on a date and he cancelled it

0:44:11 > 0:44:14and you know what's really bugging me about that?

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Who is he dating?

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Why is that bugging me? Why do I care?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27What's wrong with me?

0:44:35 > 0:44:37There's probably something I...

0:44:37 > 0:44:39ought to tell you.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Grant.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43The perfect name.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45A man I take for granted.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Um, really, if you could just look up about now...

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Always there, always kind, never lies.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53I even lied to him about this dress

0:44:53 > 0:44:56but I don't think he's ever told a single lie to me,

0:44:56 > 0:44:58not once,

0:44:58 > 0:45:00about anything.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02- Not once.- That's very commendable.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04DOOR OPENS

0:45:04 > 0:45:05Good evening.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Please, take no aggressive action, or your friend's life is over.

0:45:09 > 0:45:10Mr Brock?

0:45:10 > 0:45:14- What do you want here?- The same thing you do, Miss Fletcher.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16His body.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23BEEPING

0:45:24 > 0:45:26SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES

0:45:26 > 0:45:27Hmm.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Bit rubbish, innit?

0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Don't touch anything.- No, it's quite safe, it's just a freighter.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35- I said, don't touch.- Wh...

0:45:35 > 0:45:37It's here, the reactor core.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40It's cycling at critical.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Someone's been rewiring.

0:45:42 > 0:45:43This isn't a ship any more.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- It's a giant bomb.- Ooh!

0:45:46 > 0:45:47Just going to move out...

0:45:47 > 0:45:49- HE GASPS - Doctor!

0:45:51 > 0:45:54SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES

0:45:54 > 0:45:57They're security drones, that's all.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59So what do they want a bomb for?

0:45:59 > 0:46:01What does anybody want a bomb for?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03Surely they want to conquer the Earth, not blow it up.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06You couldn't blow up the Earth with this...

0:46:06 > 0:46:08But you could wipe out a city.

0:46:08 > 0:46:12- Good point, well made!- What point? - New York, it's not a capital city,

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- you're quite right.- Oh... I don't understand.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18What if you dropped this ship on New York, what would happen?

0:46:18 > 0:46:23- The reactor core would split and New York would vaporise.- Not all of it.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25Not all of it, Nardole.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Remember what he said, the scary little German fella?

0:46:28 > 0:46:30- BEEPING - This building can withstand a blast

0:46:30 > 0:46:33up to four times the strength of a nuclear explosion.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Oh, this is very good, very meta.

0:46:35 > 0:46:36Did you understand?

0:46:36 > 0:46:39You're stage-managing an alien attack

0:46:39 > 0:46:41when the aliens have already landed.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44- But why? - Because of what happens next.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46When everyone thinks that the Earth is being attacked from space,

0:46:46 > 0:46:49- what then?- Mass panic. - BANGING ON DOOR

0:46:49 > 0:46:53- Ooh, speaking of panic!- Don't worry, it's triple-deadlock-sealed.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54It'll hold for at least ten minutes.

0:46:54 > 0:46:57The people will panic, yes.

0:46:57 > 0:46:58But what about the world leaders?

0:46:58 > 0:47:00BANGING CONTINUES

0:47:00 > 0:47:04The presidents and kings, the prime ministers and generals?

0:47:04 > 0:47:06What will they do?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09What do the rich old men always do when the fighting starts?

0:47:09 > 0:47:13They'll find the safest place to hide themselves away

0:47:13 > 0:47:16and send all their young people to die.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19And where's the safest place in every capital city now?

0:47:19 > 0:47:21What's the only part of New York still standing?

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Harmony Shoal.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26New York isn't a capital city.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29It's a shop window.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33"When the world is in danger, come hide with us."

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Harmony Shoal will open its doors

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- to the terrified leaders of the world.- And they will come running.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42A few hours later, every politician and commander-in-chief

0:47:42 > 0:47:45will have a zip in their head.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48An alien sitting inside their skull.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51In one day of terror,

0:47:51 > 0:47:55the executive authority of Planet Earth will pass to Harmony Shoal.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59It's a good plan, I like it.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01How come our side never gets plans like that?

0:48:01 > 0:48:03The humans have no plan at all.

0:48:03 > 0:48:04THE DOCTOR CHUCKLES

0:48:04 > 0:48:06That's where you're wrong.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09They have the same plan they always have.

0:48:09 > 0:48:10- What plan?- Me.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Hey-hey!

0:48:12 > 0:48:15- Don't do that.- Sorry.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21The operation is swift and quite painless.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25You realise I'm talking to my colleague in the jar?

0:48:25 > 0:48:29You'll find me a lot harder to cut open than your previous victims.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32Harmony Shoal have been conquering your world for five years.

0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Whatever our faults, we have the virtue of patience.- Ghost!

0:48:36 > 0:48:39Don't worry about me, do what you've got to do.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41- Do anything at all and we'll kill her.- Don't listen to him!

0:48:41 > 0:48:44Remove the mask. I like to see their faces.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47I'm truly sorry.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49THEY GASP

0:48:49 > 0:48:52WHOOSHING

0:48:55 > 0:48:58On the bright side, at least I get to kill you.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02SQUELCHING

0:49:03 > 0:49:05No, you can't!

0:49:05 > 0:49:07That's the trouble with one hostage.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10You kill me, the only reason he'll come back is for revenge.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13- You really want to deal with that? - One hostage?

0:49:16 > 0:49:18Isn't there a child downstairs?

0:49:18 > 0:49:20HE GASPS

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Nobody touches that child.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26And who are you?

0:49:26 > 0:49:28I'm the nanny.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32Stand away from the controls, Doctor.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34Any attempt to interfere with them

0:49:34 > 0:49:37- will precipitate the attack immediately.- Yes, I see that!

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Very clever. One question, as long as I'm here -

0:49:39 > 0:49:42- why haven't you done it already? - When the time is right,

0:49:42 > 0:49:44- there will be no delay. - Oh, you told me something there!

0:49:44 > 0:49:47You told me something useful, you shouldn't have done that.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50- What did I tell you?- You told me that the time is currently wrong.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52Oh, it's the smile.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55- I don't like the smile!- The Sword of Damocles hanging over New York!

0:49:55 > 0:49:57I can't destroy it, I can't remove it, I can't stop it falling.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- There's only one thing I can do. - What?- The unexpected!

0:50:00 > 0:50:03The thing about being in a room full of buttons and switches is...

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- I love buttons and switches! - Don't!- What are you doing?

0:50:06 > 0:50:08What are you doing?!

0:50:08 > 0:50:09BEEPING AND ROARING

0:50:09 > 0:50:12- COMPUTER:- 'Thrusters engaged.'

0:50:13 > 0:50:14Next stop - New York!

0:50:14 > 0:50:17- Say, "Wheeee!"- Oh-h-h-h!

0:50:17 > 0:50:20Lower shields! Brace for impact!

0:50:20 > 0:50:22New York is under attack.

0:50:24 > 0:50:29It occurs to me, Miss Fletcher, I now have three hostages.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32- Why don't you point the gun at me? - What difference would it make?

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Besides,

0:50:34 > 0:50:37this is the one the Ghost will come for, I think.

0:50:39 > 0:50:40Ghost!

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Can you hear me?

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Do you have super hearing?

0:50:47 > 0:50:49I'm going to kill her.

0:50:49 > 0:50:52I'm going to kill her right now!

0:50:52 > 0:50:54ALARM BLARES

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Stop! You're going to destroy New York!

0:50:57 > 0:50:58Of course not!

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Now the bomb is arming, the shields are down...

0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Help!- ..we can use the TARDIS...

0:51:03 > 0:51:04HE WHIMPERS

0:51:04 > 0:51:07..to hijack the controls and divert it into space!

0:51:07 > 0:51:09No bomb,

0:51:09 > 0:51:11no plan,

0:51:11 > 0:51:13no problem!

0:51:13 > 0:51:14No, wait!

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Those things are out there!

0:51:16 > 0:51:18The ship is crashing! They're not going to be worrying about us!

0:51:18 > 0:51:20Ooh!

0:51:20 > 0:51:21Oh!

0:51:21 > 0:51:23NARDOLE YELPS

0:51:23 > 0:51:25- OK, plan B...- Doctor!

0:51:26 > 0:51:28- Help me!- Oh, you'll be fine!

0:51:28 > 0:51:30The ship will have blown up

0:51:30 > 0:51:32long before you've been strangled to death!

0:51:32 > 0:51:33- And what's plan B?!- I have no idea,

0:51:33 > 0:51:36but it's going to be a very big relief when I think of it.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38You are completely out of your mind!

0:51:38 > 0:51:40How is that news to anyone?

0:51:40 > 0:51:42I know you miss her, but couldn't you just write a poem?

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Excellent! The controls are locked,

0:51:44 > 0:51:46but they've still got a little bit of give.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48It means I can take aim.

0:51:48 > 0:51:52- At what?!- New York. There's exactly one chance, and one is all you need.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54No! No-o-o...

0:51:56 > 0:51:58RUMBLING

0:52:01 > 0:52:04No. No, it's too soon.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08DISTORTED: Grant! Grant! This is the Doctor!

0:52:08 > 0:52:12You are the only living thing on Earth that can hear this frequency.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15Look up! We're coming right at you.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19If that thing hits the ground, then New York is finished!

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Over to you.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27- HUSKY VOICE:- Mrs Lombard, please get down.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30SHE GASPS

0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Nardole!- Yeah?

0:52:34 > 0:52:36Brace for impact!

0:52:36 > 0:52:39NARDOLE WHIMPERS AND WAILS

0:52:52 > 0:52:54TYRES SCREECH

0:52:54 > 0:52:57SHOUTING, HORNS BLARE

0:53:37 > 0:53:40HE GRUNTS

0:53:41 > 0:53:42Nardole.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Nardole!- OK, one more, but text me a rickshaw...

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Nardole, it worked!

0:53:48 > 0:53:51The reactor core didn't split!

0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Why not?- Shock absorber.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59Mrs Lombard, I realise in many ways it would have been better

0:53:59 > 0:54:03to have mentioned something about this earlier in the evening,

0:54:03 > 0:54:05but, please, don't slap me.

0:54:05 > 0:54:08I think I'm holding a giant bomb.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12METALLIC THRUMMING

0:54:20 > 0:54:23There, on you go, take a look at him.

0:54:23 > 0:54:26That's why YOU don't stand a chance. You want to know why?

0:54:26 > 0:54:28He's actually left-handed.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Sorry, instinct, I couldn't let go of this.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Oh, oh, ho! Ho!

0:54:38 > 0:54:40If you two are about to get excited,

0:54:40 > 0:54:44maybe you could get rid of that spaceship first.

0:54:44 > 0:54:45You know what?

0:54:45 > 0:54:49I think I prefer you in your superhero costume.

0:54:49 > 0:54:52It's a bit difficult for me to change right now.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54I'll do it for you.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10Grant!

0:55:10 > 0:55:12Grant! Remember, when you're...

0:55:12 > 0:55:14finished,

0:55:14 > 0:55:16throw that thing into the sun.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20Jennifer's still downstairs!

0:55:20 > 0:55:23BABY CRIES THROUGH MONITOR

0:55:23 > 0:55:24So, Doctor...

0:55:25 > 0:55:27- ..you think this is over?- Yeah.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28HE GRUNTS

0:55:28 > 0:55:31Your bomb's gone, your plan's finished.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35And look, there's UNIT, on the way to close your head office.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38It's almost like they've been tipped off.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40The vengeance of Harmony Shoal is known and feared

0:55:40 > 0:55:43- throughout the five star systems! - Ooh! Is it(?)

0:55:43 > 0:55:45Is it really? Well, I'd like to stick around and listen,

0:55:45 > 0:55:47but it's been a very long night.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50BABY CRIES THROUGH MONITOR Also, someone needs changing.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53You're not the only one that's full of it.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59Let's go, let's go, let's go!

0:55:59 > 0:56:01SHOUTING

0:56:01 > 0:56:03- Down here now!- Get off of me!

0:56:03 > 0:56:06- And he was like this when you found him?- Yes, sir.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Wait here.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15I'm putting a call into Osgood.

0:56:22 > 0:56:26- So, no more Ghost, then? - Nah, laid to rest.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28- Are you sure? - Yeah, of course I'm sure.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30I mean, life's not a comic book, right, Doctor?

0:56:30 > 0:56:32Possibly I'm not the right person to ask.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34What if something happens?

0:56:34 > 0:56:36What if the whole world is in danger?

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Well, you know, maybe I'll keep the outfit, then.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41- You know, just in case.- Hmm.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45The world will be fine. I've been away for a while, but I'm back.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47I'll take care of anything that comes up.

0:56:47 > 0:56:50- You were away?- Huh! 24 years.

0:56:50 > 0:56:51What a night.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55Where did you go?

0:56:55 > 0:56:56Wrong question.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02What was her name?

0:57:07 > 0:57:10I'm sure that I must be busy, I better go.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13- You OK?- Yes, yes, yes, I'm OK.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15FADING SQUEAK

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Things end.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23That's all.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28Everything ends.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31And it's always sad.

0:57:33 > 0:57:35But everything begins again too,

0:57:35 > 0:57:37and that's always happy.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42Be happy.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46I'll look after everything else.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51- Nardole.- Hey, Doctor?

0:57:51 > 0:57:52SQUEAK

0:57:52 > 0:57:54Keep it real.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06Her name was River Song.

0:58:06 > 0:58:11They were together for a while and they were very happy.

0:58:11 > 0:58:12And then she died,

0:58:12 > 0:58:14a long time ago,

0:58:14 > 0:58:17- in a library.- Are you sure he's going to be all right?

0:58:17 > 0:58:19Hm! He's the Doctor.

0:58:19 > 0:58:22He's very brave and he's very silly

0:58:22 > 0:58:27and I think, for a time, he's going to be very sad.

0:58:27 > 0:58:30But I promise, in the end,

0:58:30 > 0:58:32he'll be all right.

0:58:32 > 0:58:33I'll make sure of it.

0:58:33 > 0:58:35Bye!

0:58:39 > 0:58:41You never explained.

0:58:41 > 0:58:43Who exactly is he?

0:58:43 > 0:58:45Doctor who?

0:58:46 > 0:58:48Doctor...

0:58:49 > 0:58:52..Mysterio.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56METALLIC THRUMMING

0:59:08 > 0:59:10'I'm Bill. I serve chips.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12'He's a professor. Or a lecturer.

0:59:12 > 0:59:13'Or as I call him...'

0:59:13 > 0:59:14Doctor what?

0:59:14 > 0:59:16'And now we go everywhere.'

0:59:16 > 0:59:19- It's like a...- Spaceship.- ..kitchen!

0:59:19 > 0:59:21'Any space...'

0:59:21 > 0:59:23Where are we? Which way's Earth? What's a Dalek?

0:59:23 > 0:59:24Can I use the toilet?

0:59:24 > 0:59:26'..any time...'

0:59:26 > 0:59:27Get in! Whoa!

0:59:27 > 0:59:30'..and now I see everything...differently.'

0:59:30 > 0:59:33SHE SHRIEKS

0:59:33 > 0:59:34Exterminate!

0:59:34 > 0:59:36- Where are we? - Basically in the middle of a war.

0:59:36 > 0:59:38Oh!

0:59:38 > 0:59:40And it's not as bad as it sounds!

0:59:40 > 0:59:41I'm the Doctor.

0:59:41 > 0:59:43I will save all your lives and when I do,

0:59:43 > 0:59:46you will spend the rest of them wondering who I was.

0:59:48 > 0:59:49Are you out of your mind?

0:59:49 > 0:59:52Yes, completely, but that's not a recent thing.