0:00:46 > 0:00:49SWOOSH!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57SWOOSH!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01SHOUT FROM OUTSIDE
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hello there!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ah...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hello!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hello?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Hello!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- What are you doing? - I was setting a trap.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- A trap?- On your roof.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- What happened?- I tried it out.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- How?- Accidentally.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28HE SNEEZES
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Bless you.- Thanks.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- What's your name?- Grant.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Hello, Grant. What floor is this?- 60.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Agh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Would it all right if I came in? - I will have to ask my mom.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Ow!- Mom, wake up.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47GRANT COUGHS
0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE GASPS
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Mom says you can come in.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You're expected.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Expected?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ahhh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21HE GRUNTS
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sorry. Did you say I was expected?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Who did you say I was?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I told her I saw an old guy at the window.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53HE SNEEZES
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ho-ho-ho!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Merry Christmas, Grant!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Mom and Dad are asleep now.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I can get you back on the roof.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- I know the way.- Shh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What are you doing? - Take a look at that picture.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- OK.- Now this one.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Take a good, long look. It takes a moment to see it.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- See what?- Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same person.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Are you serious?- Yeah.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Look, I drew specs on Superman.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Everyone knows they're the same person.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Well, Lois Lane doesn't.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50And she's a reporter.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Why did they call him Spider-Man? Don't they like him?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59He was bitten by a radioactive spider,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01and guess what happened?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Radiation poisoning, I should think.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, he got special powers.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What, vomiting, hair loss and death?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Fat lot of use.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Hey!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What do you think?- That looks... - I know.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Cheap.- Oh, shut up!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20HE SNEEZES
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Got a cold there, Grant? - I always get a cold at Christmas.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Me too. Or an invasion.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Where did you get that from? - My pocket.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?- Skills.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Now, hush. I've got a lot of work to do. Take this.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Who are you?- The Doctor.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Yes, but who are you?- The Doctor.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Which one, though? There's lots of doctors.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49THE one. The main one, the original. I started it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50They're all based on me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Now everyone who wants to sound clever calls themselves Doctor.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Bandwagon!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57In a comic book, you know what you'd be called?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Doctor Mysterio!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I like that.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Doctor Mysterio!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05I'll have that!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Nearly ready.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What is it?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Well, in terms that you would understand...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Sorry, there aren't any.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19It's a...it's a...it's a...it's a time-distortion equaliser thingy.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20A what?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23There's been a lot of localised disruption here in New York, so...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25My fault, actually.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hopefully this will make it all calm down.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I don't understand.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Do you know what a lightning conductor is?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Yeah.- Well, it's not like that.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I thought you were setting a trap. - I was. To protect this.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I don't want anyone turning it off, or stealing it for a Christmas tree.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- But it looks like a Christmas tree. - Of course it does, it's science!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Do you want to turn the lights on? - Can I?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Go on. It's Christmas Day.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49What do I do?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Ah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Put this into this.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57And you flick all those little switches on.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Nothing's happening.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yeah, because now we get to the cool bit. Come here.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Do you see that little door there? Pop it open.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Now we turn on the lights.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Pop the gemstone right in there.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17What gemstone?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19The gemstone that I gave you - pop it right in there.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21(That was a gemstone?)
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Well, it's more than a gemstone -
0:06:23 > 0:06:27it's also like a kind of onboard computer. Come here.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Can you see... Can you see that little yellow star
0:06:30 > 0:06:33at the end of that curve?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It comes from near there.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Formed in the heart of a red hole
0:06:37 > 0:06:41and stabilised in pure dwarf star crystal!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44The gemstone is intuitive - it knows what you want
0:06:44 > 0:06:48and draws energy from the nearest star to make it happen.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51There's only four of them left in the universe.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55The Apocalypse Monks of the Andorax called this one
0:06:55 > 0:07:00the Hazandra - the Ghost of Love and Wishes.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04OK, then. Pop it in.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I thought it was medicine.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09What?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It looked like medicine.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13What have you done with it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, you gave me medicine and a glass of water,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17and you said you were a doctor.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I thought it was for my cough.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh! You swallowed it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You can't go round swallowing things! What age are you, 36?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Eight.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Am I going to get sick?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No, no, no - quite the opposite! - The opposite?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34What's the opposite?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- What happened?- Nothing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40What's wrong with me?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, you've got a cough
0:07:42 > 0:07:44and a slight case of levitation.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Stay calm. - What happens if I don't stay calm?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oh! Don't panic. - What happens if I panic?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55BOTH SCREAM
0:07:57 > 0:07:59SCREAMING FADES
0:07:59 > 0:08:01BABY CRIES
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, hey, you're all right!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16You're OK!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yeah...
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Hey, Mrs Lombard.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, don't worry, Jennifer's fine.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32She just woke up, but I'm going to put her back to sleep.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34No, it's OK, Mrs Lombard.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's what you pay me for.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38OK. Goodnight.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Grant, you need to concentrate.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53What's happened to me?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Intuitive crystal, plus too many comic books.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59The gemstone is giving you what it thinks you want.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04You're a superhero...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Any questions after today can be handled by Miss Shuster
0:09:49 > 0:09:51or Miss Siegel, who can be contacted
0:09:51 > 0:09:54on the e-mail addresses provided in your welcome pack.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57That's all we have time for, ladies and gentlemen.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I hope you had a stimulating day,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01and maybe saw a little
0:10:01 > 0:10:03of what makes Harmony Shoal the foremost
0:10:03 > 0:10:07innovator in science and technology the world over.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Like we always say - we're here to open your minds.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Mr Brock, just one more question.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I've been looking into your funding, and you seem to have
0:10:17 > 0:10:20a lot of benefactors for a research institute.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23The world is changing, Miss Fletcher. Science got sexy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah, but your benefactors - I can't seem to find any of them.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Very simple reason for that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I killed them all, buried them in my back yard.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34CHUCKLING
0:10:34 > 0:10:36How big is your back yard, Mr Brock?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38At the last count, Wyoming.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Now, if you good people will excuse me, this young lady
0:10:43 > 0:10:45will guide you to the exit...
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Mr Brock?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Er, Mr Brock?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Mr Brock? Mr Brock.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Apparently we have one more question.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yes. Where's the little boys' room?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I think you'll find the restrooms to the left, on your way out.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01No, not the restrooms, the little boys' room.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04If you successfully locate the restrooms,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I think you'll find everything you need in there.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Thank you all. - This way, ladies and gentlemen.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I don't want a rest.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14If everyone's just having a rest, I might cause an incident.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Dr Sim, is there a problem?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26It's the brains. There's something I need to show you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- It's necessary. - Later. Meet me here...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33at midnight.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Thank you, sir.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Mr Brock. You startled me.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Shall we?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Of course.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23All clear!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN
0:12:35 > 0:12:38LIGHTS SNAP ON
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Well?- Look at them. You see nothing unusual?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I see brains...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50every place except here.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57These specimens were donated to this facility by our benefactors,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59for a top-secret research project.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01A project which is not to be questioned, impeded,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04or in fact mentioned by any of the employees
0:13:04 > 0:13:06of the Harmony Shoal Institute.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Even I don't have the clearance to know what's going on in here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- But why?- It's not your job to ask questions! Stick to science.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Something wrong with your eyes?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Sir, the first time I came in here, I counted 24 specimens.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27The second time I counted, there were 30. Now there are 36.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Well, I guess they've got the space.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You don't understand. There have been no deliveries. I checked it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Some of these brains, sir, they just...
0:13:36 > 0:13:37..arrived.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45CHOMPING
0:13:53 > 0:13:55It's OK. I'm an intruder too.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Yeah, I brought snacks - mark of a pro.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Keep listening.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Looks like a brain to me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Kind of blue, I guess, but that's the fluid, right?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yes. That's the fluid.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Tap the glass, sir.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- What did you say? - Tap the glass. Please.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34What...the hell is that?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Is that a joke? - No, sir, it's not a joke.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41It's got eyes! Look at them, they're like...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47They're like YOUR eyes.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Yes, sir, they are.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Dr Sim?
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- What are you pointing at? - I'm pointing at Dr Sim.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't look so alarmed - we merely exchanged containers.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16You might call this a...hijack.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24HE GROANS AND GASPS
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What happened to you? I don't understand.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36The same thing that is about to happen to you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I had a change of mind.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59No! No, please, no!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Let me out of here!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08What's happening? What are you doing?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13LID SQUEAKS
0:16:24 > 0:16:27FOOTSTEPS RECEDE
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Who are you?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Lucy Fletcher, reporter, from the Daily Chronicle.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Hang on, why am I telling you the truth?- Spooky, isn't it?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51- Looking for a story? - I think I just found one.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Brains with minds of their own?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- No-one will believe that - this is America.- Who are YOU?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Special Agent Dan Dangerous from Scotland Yard, Scotland.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01The Doctor for short.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03See, they've got institutes all over the world.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05And always in capital cities.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Nope.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Yes, yes, they are, see?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12New York's not a capital city, is it?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You don't need to point out the mistakes.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- That's not what you're for. - Washington's got its own one.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19LIGHTS SNAP ON
0:17:19 > 0:17:23I would call Security, but they might leave you alive.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I do not want any awkward questions
0:17:25 > 0:17:30about intruders I was forced to shoot for my own protection.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Good plan. Here's another one!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Go on. Tell them you shot us in the back in self-defence.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41We'll be laughing all the way to the slab.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43THUDDING
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Face me.- Maybe not.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Face me now.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- THUDDING - What is that?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- It's not me.- It sounds like...
0:17:50 > 0:17:51THUDDING
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Like someone knocking at a window. - We're on the 100th floor.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58THUDDING CONTINUES
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Oh, my God, he's real. - Who's real?- The Ghost.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Who's the Ghost?- Masked vigilante.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- But he's...- What?- Super.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Mind if I come in?- Impressive.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Those windows, like everything in this building, are built
0:18:30 > 0:18:34to withstand a blast equivalent to four nuclear explosions.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Sorry about that. Would you like me to call a glazier?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Hmm.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42BULLETS RICOCHET
0:18:43 > 0:18:46GUN CLICKS
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Please understand, it's against my personal code
0:18:56 > 0:18:58to cause lasting harm to any individual.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00HE GROANS
0:19:00 > 0:19:03However, light to moderate injury is fine.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05That's good!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Hello. Was that man annoying you?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12You're real. I can't believe it, you're actually real.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm afraid I am. I enjoy your column, Miss Fletcher.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You read my column? You read? You're real and you read?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Though I find the political bias in your paper's editorial
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- not entirely to my taste. - I'll pass that on.- Thank you.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Who are these gentlemen?- They're, um... I don't actually know.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- This is my friend, Nardole. - Hello, the Ghost!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33And I'm the Doctor.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35The Doctor.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I thought we had lots of doctors.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'm the main one.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Can I give you a ride home? - You have a car?- No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47SHE GASPS
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- I hope you're OK with heights. - I'm OK so far!
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Have a good evening, gentlemen.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58SHE SCREAMS
0:20:01 > 0:20:03He...seems nice!
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Grant...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09So I'm a superhero now?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Once the gemstone is gone from inside you,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14you'll be back to normal.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- It will pass. - But how will it get out?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Like I said, it will pass.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Looking forward to that.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Are you sure? - Of course I'm not sure.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Nothing's ever sure.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Just promise me one thing -
0:20:28 > 0:20:30for as long as you have these powers,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34you will never, ever use them.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Sure.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Is this the right building?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49They all look the same from up there.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Yeah, yeah, this is me, thanks.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, I certainly hope this unpleasant experience hasn't
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- put you off a career in journalism. - Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01BEEPING
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Sorry. Duty calls.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Look at that. The Bat-Signal's an app now?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What is it? Bank robbery? Hijack?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Uh...something like that.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Excuse me!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Go get 'em!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24BABY CRIES
0:21:30 > 0:21:33With great power comes great responsibility.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35HE SIGHS
0:21:35 > 0:21:40No man worthy of the title leaves a baby alone.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- How did you find me? - I tracked the gemstone inside you.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Your powers, they don't belong in this world.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53They're an anomaly. You promised me you'd never use them.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- May I take her?- She's yours?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm hers. I'm her nanny.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01You're her nanny?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Yeah, her nanny. You got a problem with that?- No, no, it's just...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08OK, so you are a superhero and a nanny.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You've got to make a buck somehow.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11You don't get paid for saving people.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15You don't have to tell us. Here you go, nice and warm.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And tasty! Ooh, elephant!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's fine. It's a long-range baby-monitor.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I can get back to this apartment
0:22:23 > 0:22:26quicker than most people can get to their kids' bedrooms.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Grant, Grant, this is insane.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Look, I'm me, the Doctor,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32and even I think this is insane.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Even him!- I can cope. - Of course you can't.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38When do you sleep? When are you not on call?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41How complicated do you need your life to be?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43FRONT DOOR SLAMS
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, not as complicated as it's about to get.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48We're in here, Mrs Lombard.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, Jennifer, look at you, up again!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Don't you ever sleep?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Did you have a good evening, Mrs Lombard?- Oh, it was work.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Why would it be good?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well, I don't know, you seem a little buzzed.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I thought maybe you'd met someone. - Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Grant...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08What are you doing here?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11We could ask you the same question.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- But it's your apartment, so we probably won't.- Well...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20We...we were worried about you.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23We wanted to make sure that you were all right,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25so we followed you.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You followed me and got here first?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Well, that's just a measure of our concern.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Very concerned.- They said they knew you. I let them in.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We met tonight.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36We need to talk, you and me.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh! Did something happen?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40TOY SQUEAKS
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- I'll put her to bed. - I can do that.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47No, it's OK, I want to.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Lombard's her married name.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01He ran off when the baby came along.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Lucy.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Of course.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Hey.- What are you doing here?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'm your relief algebra teacher(!)
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Thought I'd check in on you, see how you're coping.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, it hasn't passed, if that's what you want to know.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think that it's a part of your DNA now.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's bonded with you. I'm sorry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Why aren't you looking at me? - I don't want to.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You're not looking at anyone. Are you shy now?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Is that floor really interesting?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- I'm not shy. I just can't stop it. - Can't stop what?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50The X-ray vision.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh!
0:24:54 > 0:24:59I'm in hell. Naked hell. I just can't look at people!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03It's the gemstone. It's responding to...puberty.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Hey, Grant!- Hey, Lucy!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07GIRLS GIGGLE
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You really like her, don't you?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I have X-ray eyes - I like everyone!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- But Lucy is your favourite. - Who says?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22'A couple of years after high school, I ran into her again.'
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- She even remembered me. - Oh, that was lucky.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27And I was with my best friend at the time,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30and she couldn't take her eyes off him.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- OK.- Love at first sight.- Right.
0:25:33 > 0:25:39Then marriage, then a baby...and then he ran off with someone else.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Leaving, I suppose, the field open for you to move in...- Yeah.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46..and care for the child she'd had by another man.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Yeah.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49So she could keep working
0:25:49 > 0:25:51and possibly date other friends of yours.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Pretty much.- You tiger(!)
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Thank you.- Who are you thanking?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58The universe.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01There's somebody worse at this than me.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03SIRENS BLARE
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Excuse me.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31SQUEAK
0:26:31 > 0:26:34This is Mr Huffle. Mr Huffle feels pain.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36DRAWN-OUT SQUEAK
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Meet me in the kitchen.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40SQUEAK
0:26:41 > 0:26:43NEWS REPORT ON TV
0:26:56 > 0:26:58With you in a minute.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10So...you're from Scotland Yard.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Yes.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14DRAWN-OUT SQUEAK
0:27:14 > 0:27:18It's fine if you don't tell me your secrets. I intend to keep mine.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- But don't lie to me.- Or what? - I hurt Mr Huffle.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23STRAINED SQUEAK
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I assume you belong to some kind of, I don't know, agency -
0:27:27 > 0:27:28I don't care which one -
0:27:28 > 0:27:31and that your current assignment is to investigate Harmony Shoal.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Correct?- No, I was just passing through...
0:27:34 > 0:27:35SQUEAK-SQUEAK
0:27:35 > 0:27:38OK, OK. Yes, fine, OK. Yes, broadly speaking, yes.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42What are those brain things?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I don't know. It's nothing that need concern you.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49I'm a reporter. That category does not exist. What are they?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54No reason not to tell me, then.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56STRAINED SQUEAK
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Those brains,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01they aren't just brains.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05They're independent alien life forms.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07And...?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09STRAINED SQUEAK
0:28:09 > 0:28:12They migrate from planet to planet,
0:28:12 > 0:28:17extracting and replacing the central nervous systems of compatible hosts.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18And...?
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Harmony Shoal is a multinational corporation
0:28:22 > 0:28:26whose true purpose is to extract and replace the brains
0:28:26 > 0:28:29of key authority figures around the world,
0:28:29 > 0:28:33and prepare Earth for full colonisation.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36SHARP SQUEAK
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Ha!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39You believe me?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42I don't think you're lying - slightly different.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45What has Harmony Shoal got to do with the Ghost?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Nothing.- Ah, so you know who the Ghost really is, then?
0:28:48 > 0:28:49No, I have no...
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- SQUEAKING - Oh, stop it.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53We just went to a top-secret science research facility,
0:28:53 > 0:28:55apparently run by brains from space,
0:28:55 > 0:28:57and a flying man with superpowers turns up.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Anybody would assume the two were connected,
0:28:59 > 0:29:01except for someone who already knew they weren't.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03So, clearly, you know the Ghost, and trust him.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Nobody trusts anybody without knowing who they are,
0:29:06 > 0:29:09so you know who he really is. So now you can tell me. Who is he?
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Oh, that's interesting.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14- You don't work for an agency, do you?- Don't I?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16You're not used to being spoken to like this,
0:29:16 > 0:29:18which means you don't have a boss or an employer.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21So why are you investigating Harmony Shoal? What's in it for you?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- I like to keep busy.- Why? What happened to you?- Nothing!
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Oh, look!
0:29:28 > 0:29:29Oh!
0:29:29 > 0:29:31'..Because fire prevention is the
0:29:31 > 0:29:33'responsibility of every citizen -
0:29:33 > 0:29:36'so get a smoke detector!'
0:29:36 > 0:29:38BABY CRIES
0:29:38 > 0:29:40'Sorry, duty calls.'
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Oh, look at him go.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44I need to know who he is.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46You're all right. She just needs a change.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Oh, it's OK, I'll do it. You're so quick, Grant.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51Oh, yes. He's definitely quick.
0:29:55 > 0:29:56- Do you have any time off?- Sure!
0:29:56 > 0:29:58'As the storm hit,
0:29:58 > 0:30:00'it became clear that two children
0:30:00 > 0:30:02'were still trapped on the big wheel.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04'The two small...'
0:30:08 > 0:30:09Doctor?
0:30:11 > 0:30:14So, can you put me in touch with him?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- HE SIGHS - The real guy behind the mask?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19You're smart.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21You're so clever I actually noticed.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- I hardly ever listen when other people are talking.- So what?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- So why can't you find himself yourself?- I got a lead.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29What lead?
0:30:29 > 0:30:32You. You know him. Don't even try telling me you don't.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Maybe you know him too.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Hey, where did Grant go?
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Right here, Mrs Lombard.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42- Oh.- Would you like your coffee? - Oh, no, I'm OK, thanks.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Are you all right?- Sure, why?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46You're kind of wet.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48I prefer mild-mannered.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Can you put me in touch with him?
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- The Ghost?- Yeah, the Ghost.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57Mrs Lombard,
0:30:57 > 0:31:01there are some situations which are just too stupid
0:31:01 > 0:31:03to be allowed to continue.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05- PHONE RINGS - Hang on.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08- Hello.- HUSKY VOICE: - 'Is this Lucy Fletcher?'
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Yes, who is this?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12- 'Sorry, I had to fly.' - SHE GASPS
0:31:12 > 0:31:13Am I...
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Sorry, am I... Am I speaking to the Ghost?
0:31:17 > 0:31:18'Hello, Lucy.'
0:31:18 > 0:31:24So, I'm hoping this means I'm getting an interview.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27'An interview is entirely possible,'
0:31:27 > 0:31:30but I must make one thing clear.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34There must be no talk of who I really am.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Hey, you make the headlines, you make the rules.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Discussion of my true identity... - BABY GURGLES
0:31:39 > 0:31:41..would put the people closest to me at risk.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- That is not acceptable. - Fair enough, get that.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47How about tomorrow night?
0:31:47 > 0:31:48For what?
0:31:49 > 0:31:51The interview?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53- We could get dinner.- Dinner?
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Do you eat dinner?
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Of course I eat dinner.- OK, then.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Pick me up here tomorrow night, um, eight o'clock?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I'll wait for you on the roof?
0:32:04 > 0:32:06BABY GURGLES
0:32:06 > 0:32:07Wait a second.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11CLATTERING
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Grant, could you babysit for me tomorrow night?- Um...
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Please, it's important.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18- TOGETHER:- I've got a date.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19- TOGETHER:- A date?
0:32:19 > 0:32:23- Uh, kind of a date. - OK.- An interview.
0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Are you...seeing someone?- Um...
0:32:29 > 0:32:31None of my business. I mean...
0:32:31 > 0:32:32But are you?
0:32:32 > 0:32:36I mean, you never even go out, and suddenly you've got a date?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Yeah, well, it kind of came as a surprise to me too.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41- I'm sorry?- It's complicated.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44I can confirm that it's definitely complicated.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47You know, don't worry about it, I'll look after Jennifer.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49- You will?- You will? - I'll figure it out.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- Let me take care of it.- OK.- OK.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- (She's jealous.)- (I'm jealous!)
0:33:04 > 0:33:08- Grant, you were jealous of you. - Technically, she's jealous of her.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Grant, how long have you known this woman?- Since elementary school.
0:33:11 > 0:33:1324 years.
0:33:15 > 0:33:1724 years?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Yeah, of course it would be that.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Are you OK?
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Time passes for everyone.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Even for me. So, please,
0:33:27 > 0:33:30as much as it is possible for a human male,
0:33:30 > 0:33:32try not to be an idiot.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34No, seriously, are you OK?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I'm always OK.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE
0:33:44 > 0:33:45HE SIGHS
0:33:47 > 0:33:49WHOOSHING
0:33:49 > 0:33:52COMPUTER KEYBOARD TAPS
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Ah, welcome, brother.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11BROCK SIGHS
0:34:11 > 0:34:13How is your vehicle?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- CRACKING - A little cramped.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17It will relax with wear.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Observe this.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25The finest vehicle this planet has to offer.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Interesting. And can it be acquired? - A plan is being formulated.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32This one.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Who is he?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35I'm not sure.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37But he may be dangerous.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39He doesn't look dangerous.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Boo!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45I'm talking to you live!
0:34:45 > 0:34:47NEW YORK ACCENT: In person!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50You can jump back in your skins now,
0:34:50 > 0:34:52except, of course, they're not your skins, are they?
0:34:52 > 0:34:54- What do you want?- Mercy.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57- We have none.- It's not a request, it's an offer.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00I'll give you a head start.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03I'll close my eyes and I'll count to ten.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I will make no attempt to follow you but, starting now,
0:35:06 > 0:35:08all of you, everywhere,
0:35:08 > 0:35:12- pack your bags and get off of this planet.- Are you declaring war on us?
0:35:12 > 0:35:13I am drawing a line,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16and I'm suggesting you step back from it with awesome speed.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Then war it is.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21CRACKING
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Multi-nucleate organism,
0:35:29 > 0:35:32functioning as an infinitely adaptable,
0:35:32 > 0:35:36independently functioning, peripatetic central nervous system.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Good to keep an open mind. Ha!
0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Of course it won't work. - What won't work?
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Whatever it is, whatever you've got planned.
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Stating the obvious,
0:35:45 > 0:35:49you've set up in every capital city in the world, so clearly the "plan"
0:35:49 > 0:35:53is to unzip the head of every world leader, pop yourselves inside.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Of course, you can't just roll up
0:35:55 > 0:35:57with a team of surgeons to the White House or to the Kremlin,
0:35:57 > 0:36:01because they've got big fences, shouty people and cross dogs.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- They will come to us and they will come running.- Oh.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07I very much doubt it. Take this!
0:36:09 > 0:36:10Yes, take that!
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- Who are you?- There have been many attempts to conquer the Earth.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15I've lost count.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19Not one of them has succeeded, not a single one.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22They all lost and burned
0:36:22 > 0:36:23and ran.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27That's who I am.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30PIERCING WHISTLE
0:36:30 > 0:36:31What is this?
0:36:33 > 0:36:36It's a burger. I always bring a snack.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39But I don't want it now, he's put me off my dinner.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41METALLIC THRUMMING
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Very good. Right on target.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Trial and error, to be honest.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52A few accidental stop-offs along the way.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Where did you get the robes? - 12th-century Constantinople.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56I ruled firmly, but wisely.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Ah-ah-ah!
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- How did it go?- Oh, you know.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Issued a warning, donated a burger,
0:37:02 > 0:37:06- nicked some stationery. The Ghost - what have you got?- The whole story!
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Fact me, baby, it's why I reassembled you.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12- No, sir, that's not the reason, is it?- Oh, just get on with it!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15You cut me out of Hydroflax, because you were worried you'd be lonely,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17and we both know why, don't we?
0:37:17 > 0:37:20But, oh, look at you, avoiding the subject!
0:37:20 > 0:37:22I'm not avoiding anything, I'm just trying to save a planet.
0:37:22 > 0:37:27Which is what you always do when the conversation turns serious.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29COMPUTER WARBLES
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Good girl.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Mrs Lombard?
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- You look...nice.- You look surprised. - No, no, no, it's just that, well,
0:37:48 > 0:37:52normally you wear the little red dress when you're, uh...
0:37:53 > 0:37:55This is business, Grant.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Strictly business.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01So...
0:38:01 > 0:38:02- I won't be late.- OK.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:38:34 > 0:38:36DOOR OPENS
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Hi.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44- HUSKY VOICE:- Hi.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Is something wrong?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- You look nice. - You look surprised.- I am.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51A little.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54He's not supposed to be using those powers. He made a promise.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58What, like the Time Lord promise never to interfere in the affairs
0:38:58 > 0:38:59of other peoples or planets?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01I glued your head back on.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03You should have a little bit more respect.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05- ELECTRONIC WARBLE - Oh!
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Come on.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Where are we?- Where we were,
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- except not.- Oh.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Right...
0:39:18 > 0:39:20EXCITED CHATTER
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Oh, Tokyo branch.- Yep.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- A bit empty, isn't it? - Yes, I created a distraction.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34I flooded downstairs with Pokemon.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36You're not supposed to be in here.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39I know, it's terrible. Sorry, I'm doing everything I can to stop me.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- See that?- It's a signal, isn't it? - It's a signal beaming into space.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45There was one from the New York office too.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48There's something in low orbit.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50- I did book a restaurant.- I'm...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53..not comfortable in restaurants.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57I suppose you get a lot of stares, dressed like that.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Right back at you.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Are you sure you're warm enough? - Yeah.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06OK, no.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08SHE GASPS
0:40:08 > 0:40:10- Now?- Yeah, definitely.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14- Yep, low orbit. - But you can't get a fix on it?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16I'm trying, the shielding's too good.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- Can't we track the signals? - Tracking them now.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22- Boom.- Ha-ha!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26So what powers do you have?
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Well, basic flying,
0:40:28 > 0:40:32- basic super strength... - Basic X-ray vision?
0:40:32 > 0:40:33Yep.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Is that ever tempting?
0:40:37 > 0:40:38Adolescence was difficult.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42- In what sense?- It went on a lot longer.- How much longer?
0:40:42 > 0:40:44I'll let you know.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- BROCK:- We're moving into position.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- It won't be long now. - The Ghost is located.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Action the surgeons.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00WHOOSHING
0:41:06 > 0:41:08LOW ROAR
0:41:08 > 0:41:11That's what Harmony Shoal is signalling to.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Shall we pop over and have a look?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- Pretty sure no-one's on board. - How do you know?
0:41:15 > 0:41:17- Did you scan for life forms?- No.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19All the lights are off.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Mmm!
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Do you have a girlfriend?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Boyfriend?
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Well, there has been speculation.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31You do fly around New York dressed in rubber
0:41:31 > 0:41:33with a big "G" on your chest.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Are we very slightly stereotyping here?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38I get it, there's some stuff you'd like to keep private.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Was it the mask that tipped you off?
0:41:40 > 0:41:42SHE LAUGHS
0:41:42 > 0:41:44How do you cope with your double life?
0:41:44 > 0:41:47I'm nothing special - everyone has a day job.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Come on, you spend half your time as a regular person...
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- I spend all my time that way.- ..and the other half saving the world.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- How do you cope?- How do YOU cope with a career and a baby?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59How do you know I have a baby?
0:41:59 > 0:42:00I...
0:42:02 > 0:42:03..did my research.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Um...I have a nanny, that's basically your answer.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Yes, of course.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12- He's downstairs right now. - I see.- And, yes, I said "he".
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Yes, you did.- Yes, I did. - Is that a problem?
0:42:15 > 0:42:18I'm sorry, it's just that guys like you sometimes find it funny,
0:42:18 > 0:42:19a man being a nanny.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23With respect, Miss Fletcher, there aren't too many guys like me.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25There aren't too many guys like Grant either!
0:42:32 > 0:42:33You OK?
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Excuse me a minute.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:42:49 > 0:42:51SIRENS WAIL
0:43:01 > 0:43:04OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:43:12 > 0:43:15METALLIC THRUMMING
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Bridge is this way.
0:43:27 > 0:43:28ALARM BUZZES
0:43:28 > 0:43:31ALARM BUZZES
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Move.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47ELECTRONIC BEEPING
0:43:54 > 0:43:56I didn't mean to imply
0:43:56 > 0:43:59there's something wrong with your friend Grant.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Not everyone can be a superhero.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03Not everyone can be a nanny!
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Sorry.
0:44:08 > 0:44:09He's downstairs right now
0:44:09 > 0:44:11and he was supposed to be on a date and he cancelled it
0:44:11 > 0:44:14and you know what's really bugging me about that?
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Who is he dating?
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Why is that bugging me? Why do I care?
0:44:24 > 0:44:27What's wrong with me?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37There's probably something I...
0:44:37 > 0:44:39ought to tell you.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Grant.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43The perfect name.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45A man I take for granted.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Um, really, if you could just look up about now...
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Always there, always kind, never lies.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53I even lied to him about this dress
0:44:53 > 0:44:56but I don't think he's ever told a single lie to me,
0:44:56 > 0:44:58not once,
0:44:58 > 0:45:00about anything.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- Not once.- That's very commendable.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04DOOR OPENS
0:45:04 > 0:45:05Good evening.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09Please, take no aggressive action, or your friend's life is over.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10Mr Brock?
0:45:10 > 0:45:14- What do you want here?- The same thing you do, Miss Fletcher.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16His body.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23BEEPING
0:45:24 > 0:45:26SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Hmm.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Bit rubbish, innit?
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Don't touch anything.- No, it's quite safe, it's just a freighter.
0:45:34 > 0:45:35- I said, don't touch.- Wh...
0:45:35 > 0:45:37It's here, the reactor core.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40It's cycling at critical.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Someone's been rewiring.
0:45:42 > 0:45:43This isn't a ship any more.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- It's a giant bomb.- Ooh!
0:45:46 > 0:45:47Just going to move out...
0:45:47 > 0:45:49- HE GASPS - Doctor!
0:45:51 > 0:45:54SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES
0:45:54 > 0:45:57They're security drones, that's all.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59So what do they want a bomb for?
0:45:59 > 0:46:01What does anybody want a bomb for?
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Surely they want to conquer the Earth, not blow it up.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06You couldn't blow up the Earth with this...
0:46:06 > 0:46:08But you could wipe out a city.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12- Good point, well made!- What point? - New York, it's not a capital city,
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- you're quite right.- Oh... I don't understand.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18What if you dropped this ship on New York, what would happen?
0:46:18 > 0:46:23- The reactor core would split and New York would vaporise.- Not all of it.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Not all of it, Nardole.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Remember what he said, the scary little German fella?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30- BEEPING - This building can withstand a blast
0:46:30 > 0:46:33up to four times the strength of a nuclear explosion.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Oh, this is very good, very meta.
0:46:35 > 0:46:36Did you understand?
0:46:36 > 0:46:39You're stage-managing an alien attack
0:46:39 > 0:46:41when the aliens have already landed.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- But why? - Because of what happens next.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46When everyone thinks that the Earth is being attacked from space,
0:46:46 > 0:46:49- what then?- Mass panic. - BANGING ON DOOR
0:46:49 > 0:46:53- Ooh, speaking of panic!- Don't worry, it's triple-deadlock-sealed.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54It'll hold for at least ten minutes.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57The people will panic, yes.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58But what about the world leaders?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00BANGING CONTINUES
0:47:00 > 0:47:04The presidents and kings, the prime ministers and generals?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06What will they do?
0:47:06 > 0:47:09What do the rich old men always do when the fighting starts?
0:47:09 > 0:47:13They'll find the safest place to hide themselves away
0:47:13 > 0:47:16and send all their young people to die.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19And where's the safest place in every capital city now?
0:47:19 > 0:47:21What's the only part of New York still standing?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Harmony Shoal.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26New York isn't a capital city.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29It's a shop window.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33"When the world is in danger, come hide with us."
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Harmony Shoal will open its doors
0:47:35 > 0:47:38- to the terrified leaders of the world.- And they will come running.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42A few hours later, every politician and commander-in-chief
0:47:42 > 0:47:45will have a zip in their head.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48An alien sitting inside their skull.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51In one day of terror,
0:47:51 > 0:47:55the executive authority of Planet Earth will pass to Harmony Shoal.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59It's a good plan, I like it.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01How come our side never gets plans like that?
0:48:01 > 0:48:03The humans have no plan at all.
0:48:03 > 0:48:04THE DOCTOR CHUCKLES
0:48:04 > 0:48:06That's where you're wrong.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09They have the same plan they always have.
0:48:09 > 0:48:10- What plan?- Me.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Hey-hey!
0:48:12 > 0:48:15- Don't do that.- Sorry.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21The operation is swift and quite painless.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25You realise I'm talking to my colleague in the jar?
0:48:25 > 0:48:29You'll find me a lot harder to cut open than your previous victims.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32Harmony Shoal have been conquering your world for five years.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Whatever our faults, we have the virtue of patience.- Ghost!
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Don't worry about me, do what you've got to do.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41- Do anything at all and we'll kill her.- Don't listen to him!
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Remove the mask. I like to see their faces.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47I'm truly sorry.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49THEY GASP
0:48:49 > 0:48:52WHOOSHING
0:48:55 > 0:48:58On the bright side, at least I get to kill you.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02SQUELCHING
0:49:03 > 0:49:05No, you can't!
0:49:05 > 0:49:07That's the trouble with one hostage.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10You kill me, the only reason he'll come back is for revenge.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13- You really want to deal with that? - One hostage?
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Isn't there a child downstairs?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20HE GASPS
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Nobody touches that child.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26And who are you?
0:49:26 > 0:49:28I'm the nanny.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Stand away from the controls, Doctor.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Any attempt to interfere with them
0:49:34 > 0:49:37- will precipitate the attack immediately.- Yes, I see that!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Very clever. One question, as long as I'm here -
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- why haven't you done it already? - When the time is right,
0:49:42 > 0:49:44- there will be no delay. - Oh, you told me something there!
0:49:44 > 0:49:47You told me something useful, you shouldn't have done that.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50- What did I tell you?- You told me that the time is currently wrong.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Oh, it's the smile.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55- I don't like the smile!- The Sword of Damocles hanging over New York!
0:49:55 > 0:49:57I can't destroy it, I can't remove it, I can't stop it falling.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- There's only one thing I can do. - What?- The unexpected!
0:50:00 > 0:50:03The thing about being in a room full of buttons and switches is...
0:50:03 > 0:50:06- I love buttons and switches! - Don't!- What are you doing?
0:50:06 > 0:50:08What are you doing?!
0:50:08 > 0:50:09BEEPING AND ROARING
0:50:09 > 0:50:12- COMPUTER:- 'Thrusters engaged.'
0:50:13 > 0:50:14Next stop - New York!
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- Say, "Wheeee!"- Oh-h-h-h!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Lower shields! Brace for impact!
0:50:20 > 0:50:22New York is under attack.
0:50:24 > 0:50:29It occurs to me, Miss Fletcher, I now have three hostages.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32- Why don't you point the gun at me? - What difference would it make?
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Besides,
0:50:34 > 0:50:37this is the one the Ghost will come for, I think.
0:50:39 > 0:50:40Ghost!
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Can you hear me?
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Do you have super hearing?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49I'm going to kill her.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52I'm going to kill her right now!
0:50:52 > 0:50:54ALARM BLARES
0:50:54 > 0:50:57Stop! You're going to destroy New York!
0:50:57 > 0:50:58Of course not!
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Now the bomb is arming, the shields are down...
0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Help!- ..we can use the TARDIS...
0:51:03 > 0:51:04HE WHIMPERS
0:51:04 > 0:51:07..to hijack the controls and divert it into space!
0:51:07 > 0:51:09No bomb,
0:51:09 > 0:51:11no plan,
0:51:11 > 0:51:13no problem!
0:51:13 > 0:51:14No, wait!
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Those things are out there!
0:51:16 > 0:51:18The ship is crashing! They're not going to be worrying about us!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Ooh!
0:51:20 > 0:51:21Oh!
0:51:21 > 0:51:23NARDOLE YELPS
0:51:23 > 0:51:25- OK, plan B...- Doctor!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28- Help me!- Oh, you'll be fine!
0:51:28 > 0:51:30The ship will have blown up
0:51:30 > 0:51:32long before you've been strangled to death!
0:51:32 > 0:51:33- And what's plan B?!- I have no idea,
0:51:33 > 0:51:36but it's going to be a very big relief when I think of it.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38You are completely out of your mind!
0:51:38 > 0:51:40How is that news to anyone?
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I know you miss her, but couldn't you just write a poem?
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Excellent! The controls are locked,
0:51:44 > 0:51:46but they've still got a little bit of give.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48It means I can take aim.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52- At what?!- New York. There's exactly one chance, and one is all you need.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54No! No-o-o...
0:51:56 > 0:51:58RUMBLING
0:52:01 > 0:52:04No. No, it's too soon.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08DISTORTED: Grant! Grant! This is the Doctor!
0:52:08 > 0:52:12You are the only living thing on Earth that can hear this frequency.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Look up! We're coming right at you.
0:52:15 > 0:52:19If that thing hits the ground, then New York is finished!
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Over to you.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27- HUSKY VOICE:- Mrs Lombard, please get down.
0:52:29 > 0:52:30SHE GASPS
0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Nardole!- Yeah?
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Brace for impact!
0:52:36 > 0:52:39NARDOLE WHIMPERS AND WAILS
0:52:52 > 0:52:54TYRES SCREECH
0:52:54 > 0:52:57SHOUTING, HORNS BLARE
0:53:37 > 0:53:40HE GRUNTS
0:53:41 > 0:53:42Nardole.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Nardole!- OK, one more, but text me a rickshaw...
0:53:45 > 0:53:47Nardole, it worked!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51The reactor core didn't split!
0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Why not?- Shock absorber.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59Mrs Lombard, I realise in many ways it would have been better
0:53:59 > 0:54:03to have mentioned something about this earlier in the evening,
0:54:03 > 0:54:05but, please, don't slap me.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08I think I'm holding a giant bomb.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12METALLIC THRUMMING
0:54:20 > 0:54:23There, on you go, take a look at him.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26That's why YOU don't stand a chance. You want to know why?
0:54:26 > 0:54:28He's actually left-handed.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Sorry, instinct, I couldn't let go of this.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Oh, oh, ho! Ho!
0:54:38 > 0:54:40If you two are about to get excited,
0:54:40 > 0:54:44maybe you could get rid of that spaceship first.
0:54:44 > 0:54:45You know what?
0:54:45 > 0:54:49I think I prefer you in your superhero costume.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52It's a bit difficult for me to change right now.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54I'll do it for you.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Grant!
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Grant! Remember, when you're...
0:55:12 > 0:55:14finished,
0:55:14 > 0:55:16throw that thing into the sun.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20Jennifer's still downstairs!
0:55:20 > 0:55:23BABY CRIES THROUGH MONITOR
0:55:23 > 0:55:24So, Doctor...
0:55:25 > 0:55:27- ..you think this is over?- Yeah.
0:55:27 > 0:55:28HE GRUNTS
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Your bomb's gone, your plan's finished.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35And look, there's UNIT, on the way to close your head office.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38It's almost like they've been tipped off.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40The vengeance of Harmony Shoal is known and feared
0:55:40 > 0:55:43- throughout the five star systems! - Ooh! Is it(?)
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Is it really? Well, I'd like to stick around and listen,
0:55:45 > 0:55:47but it's been a very long night.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50BABY CRIES THROUGH MONITOR Also, someone needs changing.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53You're not the only one that's full of it.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:55:59 > 0:56:01SHOUTING
0:56:01 > 0:56:03- Down here now!- Get off of me!
0:56:03 > 0:56:06- And he was like this when you found him?- Yes, sir.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Wait here.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15I'm putting a call into Osgood.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26- So, no more Ghost, then? - Nah, laid to rest.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28- Are you sure? - Yeah, of course I'm sure.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30I mean, life's not a comic book, right, Doctor?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Possibly I'm not the right person to ask.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34What if something happens?
0:56:34 > 0:56:36What if the whole world is in danger?
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Well, you know, maybe I'll keep the outfit, then.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41- You know, just in case.- Hmm.
0:56:41 > 0:56:45The world will be fine. I've been away for a while, but I'm back.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47I'll take care of anything that comes up.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50- You were away?- Huh! 24 years.
0:56:50 > 0:56:51What a night.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Where did you go?
0:56:55 > 0:56:56Wrong question.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02What was her name?
0:57:07 > 0:57:10I'm sure that I must be busy, I better go.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13- You OK?- Yes, yes, yes, I'm OK.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15FADING SQUEAK
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Things end.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23That's all.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28Everything ends.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31And it's always sad.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35But everything begins again too,
0:57:35 > 0:57:37and that's always happy.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42Be happy.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46I'll look after everything else.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51- Nardole.- Hey, Doctor?
0:57:51 > 0:57:52SQUEAK
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Keep it real.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Her name was River Song.
0:58:06 > 0:58:11They were together for a while and they were very happy.
0:58:11 > 0:58:12And then she died,
0:58:12 > 0:58:14a long time ago,
0:58:14 > 0:58:17- in a library.- Are you sure he's going to be all right?
0:58:17 > 0:58:19Hm! He's the Doctor.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22He's very brave and he's very silly
0:58:22 > 0:58:27and I think, for a time, he's going to be very sad.
0:58:27 > 0:58:30But I promise, in the end,
0:58:30 > 0:58:32he'll be all right.
0:58:32 > 0:58:33I'll make sure of it.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35Bye!
0:58:39 > 0:58:41You never explained.
0:58:41 > 0:58:43Who exactly is he?
0:58:43 > 0:58:45Doctor who?
0:58:46 > 0:58:48Doctor...
0:58:49 > 0:58:52..Mysterio.
0:58:53 > 0:58:56METALLIC THRUMMING
0:59:08 > 0:59:10'I'm Bill. I serve chips.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12'He's a professor. Or a lecturer.
0:59:12 > 0:59:13'Or as I call him...'
0:59:13 > 0:59:14Doctor what?
0:59:14 > 0:59:16'And now we go everywhere.'
0:59:16 > 0:59:19- It's like a...- Spaceship.- ..kitchen!
0:59:19 > 0:59:21'Any space...'
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Where are we? Which way's Earth? What's a Dalek?
0:59:23 > 0:59:24Can I use the toilet?
0:59:24 > 0:59:26'..any time...'
0:59:26 > 0:59:27Get in! Whoa!
0:59:27 > 0:59:30'..and now I see everything...differently.'
0:59:30 > 0:59:33SHE SHRIEKS
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Exterminate!
0:59:34 > 0:59:36- Where are we? - Basically in the middle of a war.
0:59:36 > 0:59:38Oh!
0:59:38 > 0:59:40And it's not as bad as it sounds!
0:59:40 > 0:59:41I'm the Doctor.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43I will save all your lives and when I do,
0:59:43 > 0:59:46you will spend the rest of them wondering who I was.
0:59:48 > 0:59:49Are you out of your mind?
0:59:49 > 0:59:52Yes, completely, but that's not a recent thing.