0:00:05 > 0:00:07WIND WHISTLES
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Quite an Arctic storm blowing out there.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Hm! Come along, Polly, my child, with my cloak.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- Doctor, you've got the most fantastic wardrobe.- Yes.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20We don't know what we're in for outside there.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Pretty soon we shall be having visitors.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28You're different. You've got no feelings.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29I do not understand that word.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Emotions. Love, pride, hate, fear.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Have you no emotions, sir?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41What's happened to you, Doctor?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I guess this old body of mine is wearing a bit thin.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Doctor! Wakey, wakey, it's all over now.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00It isn't all over.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04It's far from being all over.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06What are you talking about?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I must get back to the TARDIS.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I can't go through with it. I will fight it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I will not change.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hello? Is someone there?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Hello?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Who is that?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'm the Doctor.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Oh, I don't think so. No, dear me, no.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47You may be A Doctor, but I am THE Doctor.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50The original, you might say.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56You!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00How can it...be you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Do I know you, sir?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05This is the South Pole! We're at the South Pole!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Of course we are. Don't you know that?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08This is where it happened.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Where what happened?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11This is it...
0:02:15 > 0:02:20The very first time that I... well, you, WE regenerated.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're mid-regeneration, aren't you?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Your face, it's all over the place - but you're trying to hold it back.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34What do you know of regeneration? Are you a Time Lord?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35- You know who I am. You must.- Hm!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Have you come to take the ship back?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45The ship? You still call it a ship!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh, dear, what have you done to it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51- Nothing.- The windows...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I don't remember this. - ..they're the wrong size!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- The colour...- I don't remember trying not to change.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- ..I'm sure it's changed! - Not back then.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Look at it. It seems to have...expanded!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Well, it's all those years of bigger on the inside -
0:03:04 > 0:03:06you try sucking your tummy in that long.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Why are you trying not to regenerate?
0:03:07 > 0:03:12I have the courage and the right to live and die as myself.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Too late, it's started.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18A few minutes ago, you were weak as a kitten, right?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Now you're fine. We're in a state of grace, both of us...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25..but it won't last long. We have a choice.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Either we change and go on - or we die as we are...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36..but if you, if you die here...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40..if your future never happens,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43if you don't do the things that you are supposed to do,
0:03:43 > 0:03:45the consequences could be...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- The snow?- The snow?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Look at it!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56How extraordinary.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Everything's stopped.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11But why?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Maybe it's us. Maybe it's something else...
0:04:17 > 0:04:21..but somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hello?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Sorry.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30So sorry.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38You trying to be funny?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17EXPLOSIONS
0:05:25 > 0:05:28There is something I should like to say.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32That is, there is something I should very much like you to understand.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I do not have the slightest desire to kill you.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43The only reason I would do so is self-defence.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49However, since you are aware I might kill you in self-defence,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53there is the strong possibility you will kill me in self-defence.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Does rather make me wish you understood English.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Lass mich einfach hier.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Ich will dich nicht toten, bitte geh.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Or that I spoke German.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10War is hell, eh?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06SWOOSHING
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- FEMALE VOICE:- Timeline error. There is a timeline error.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Timeline error. There is a timeline error.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Everything's stopped.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57But why?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Maybe it's us. Maybe it's something else...
0:08:02 > 0:08:05..but somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hello?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Sorry. So sorry.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Are you trying to be funny?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25She's coming! She's coming!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28It's her.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Not human, I think.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36State your planet of origin and your intentions.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39This is Earth. A level five civilisation.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- And it is protected.- It's what?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh. OK. That doesn't usually work.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Protected by whom?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, it is early days, isn't it?
0:08:53 > 0:08:58May I suggest, for your own safety, you step on board my ship?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01What ship?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03He means, get inside the box.
0:09:03 > 0:09:09A little snug from this angle, but you might be in for a sur...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15My TARDIS! Look at my TARDIS!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17This is impossible!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Have I been burgled?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's...but it's...
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hideous!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24..bigger on the inside than it is on the outside!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You know, I thought it probably was -
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm glad it's not just me.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30What is this place?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35This place is, or ought to be, my TARDIS.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Technically, that is your TARDIS.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43It's about 70 feet that way, see?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Always remember where you parked, it's going to come up a lot.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Is this madness? Am I going mad?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Madness?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Well, you're an officer from World War I, at the South Pole,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57being pursued by an alien through frozen time.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Madness was never this good.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02World War I?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Judging by the uniform, yes.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Yes, but what do you mean...one?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, sorry. Spoilers.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Enough of this! Who are you?- Um...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You know who I am. You knew the moment you saw me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'd say stop being an idiot, but I kind of know what's coming.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I assure you I do not have the faintest idea who you are!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Well, I know who you are.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Is anyone going to explain what's going on?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Snap.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You are me?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46No! No!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Yes, yes, I'm very much afraid so.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Do I become you?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, there's a few false starts, but you get there in the end.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00But I thought...
0:11:00 > 0:11:07- What? - Well. I assumed, I'd get...younger.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08I am younger!
0:11:08 > 0:11:13You know, I really don't think I'm completely following.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Oh...
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh, dear.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh, you're in shock - let me help you.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Brandy, get him brandy, do you have any?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I had some somewhere.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Hang on!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Sit down here, my boy, collect your wits.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Who are you people?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I am the Doctor, and this is my, um...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36It's complicated, actually - I am also...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37..my nurse.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Excuse me?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I realise that seems a little improbable...
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- Well, yes... - ..because he's a man.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- What?!- Older gentlemen, like women, can be put to use.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You can't... You can't say things like that.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Can't I? Says who?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Just about everyone you're going to meet for the rest of your life.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Here.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Have you had some of this?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well, you know, I may have snuck a glass
0:12:05 > 0:12:08at some point in the last 1,500 years -
0:12:08 > 0:12:09it's been rock and roll.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15There you are, get this down you. You'll feel a lot better.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Thank you, yes.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I... I don't understand any of this.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Of course you understand. I am your future self.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Are you, indeed?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28And I suppose this is meant to be my TARDIS?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Our TARDIS.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31What's wrong with the lights?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It's supposed to be like this.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Why?- It's atmospheric.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Atmospheric?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41This is the flight deck of the most powerful space-time machine
0:12:41 > 0:12:44in the known universe, not a restaurant for the French.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Good Lord, what is that?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh, look what someone has accidentally left here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I say, it's some sort of guitar, isn't it?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Oh, is it yours?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00It appears to have been played quite recently.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03It's the only thing here that's been cleaned.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08In fact, this whole place could do with a good dusting.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Obviously Polly isn't around any more.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Please, please, please stop saying things like that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18RUMBLING AND CLATTERING
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Can't get the engines to start.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49There's some kind of signal blocking the command path.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- FEMALE VOICE:- Exit your capsule, the Chamber of the Dead awaits you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I'll fix the engines, while you keep her talking.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Fields up.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Look around you.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34You stand in the Chamber of the Dead.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41You are known to all here, for you are the Doctor of War.
0:14:43 > 0:14:49The Doctor, yes - but the Doctor of War?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Never, ma'am, never.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55We offer you a gift.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Return to us the human on your TARDIS
0:14:58 > 0:15:01and in exchange, you may speak with her again.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Speak with whom?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Young lady, who are you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Is he here? Is the Doctor here?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Doctor!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I knew it!
0:15:32 > 0:15:33I did, I knew it.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I knew you couldn't be dead, you don't have the concentration.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Doctor?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49What are you doing?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Just keep still, please.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Bill Potts.- Yeah.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58My friend Bill Potts was turned into a Cyberman.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04She gave her life so that people she barely knew could live.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07So, let's be clear.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Nobody imitates Bill Potts.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Nobody mocks Bill Potts.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Bill Potts is standing right in front of you.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20How is that even possible?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Long story short - I totally pulled.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27You... You did what?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Heather - do you remember, the girl in the puddle?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34She showed up, she came for me.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37How romantic. Where is she?
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Well, she's...
0:16:45 > 0:16:46She's...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49And how did you get here?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I... I... I can't...
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You can't remember. No, I bet you can't.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS
0:16:56 > 0:16:59That device, what is it?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02A sonic screwdriver.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03A... A what screwdriver?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07It's really a very good job.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09An audio screwdriver?
0:17:09 > 0:17:14There are only three low-key markers indicating that she's a duplicate.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm not a duplicate!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20So, who has been stealing the faces of the dead?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Time travel technology, obviously.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46From the far future.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I know.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Sunglasses?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56They're sonic!
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Indoors?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06So, What are you?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09We are what awaits at the end of every life.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17As every living soul dies, so we will appear.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18We take from you what we need
0:18:18 > 0:18:21and return you to the moment of your death.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25We are...Testimony.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You come from the distant future?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You travel back in time,
0:18:34 > 0:18:38find people on the exact point of death, and what?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39You harvest something from them?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yes.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43On behalf of the dying,
0:18:43 > 0:18:47what is it that we have that the future needs so badly?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51And what has any of this to do with a War World I captain
0:18:51 > 0:18:54landing at the South Pole, in the wrong decade?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56We were returning him to the appointed time
0:18:56 > 0:18:58and place of his death.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02An error in the timeline ejected him into the wrong time zone.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Now his death must proceed as history demands.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07If I may.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Who were you?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14She wasn't anyone.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS
0:19:15 > 0:19:17She's a computer-generated interface,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20connected to a multiform, inter-phasing data-bank...
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Oh, for heaven's sake,
0:19:21 > 0:19:27will you put that ridiculous buzzing toy away, and look at the woman!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28You see?
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Her face, it's very slightly asymmetrical.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37If it were computer-generated, it wouldn't produce that effect.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Yes. You're absolutely right. I should have noticed that.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well, it might help if you could see properly!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Er...excuse me... Doctor!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Get back inside!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm not quite sure, but it seemed to me
0:19:55 > 0:19:58that this young lady's life was being offered
0:19:58 > 0:19:59in exchange for my own.
0:19:59 > 0:20:05As it happens, I think my number is pretty much up anyway.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08What are you talking about? Doctor, what's he talking about?
0:20:08 > 0:20:13So, might as well make it count for something, eh?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I should be happy to take your place,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17if that would resolve this situation.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- GLASS WOMAN:- Accepted.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23That is not happening. That's totally not happening.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Agreed?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Tell me what to do, then.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Bill Potts would tell me what to do.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Do what you always do.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Serve at the pleasure of the human race.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Here's what's going to happen.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44First, I'm going to escape!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45You, with me!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Where are we going?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Escape is not possible.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It is possible, and it is happening,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and I'm taking Bill and the Captain with me.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Why are you advertising your intentions?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Can't you stop boasting for a moment?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Mr Pastry, too, I could do with a laugh.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Escape is not possible.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh, I'm going to do way more than escape.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I'm going to find out who you are and what you're doing,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09and if I don't like it, I will come back
0:21:09 > 0:21:12and I will stop you. I will stop all of you!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Who the hell do you think you are?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16The Doctor.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17I am the Doctor.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Who you are, I cannot begin to imagine.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Then let us show you, Doctor. See who you will become.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Doctor!- Exterminate!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You will be assimilated.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34No. No, that's not a good idea!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36They all died.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39The Doctor has walked in blood through all of time and space.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42The Doctor has many names.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45..the destroyer of the world...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47The Imp of the Pandorica,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50the Shadow of the Valeyard,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52the Beast of Trenzalore,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54the Butcher of Skull Moon,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57the Last Tree of Garsennon,
0:21:57 > 0:21:59the Destroyer of Skaro.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02He is the Doctor of War.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11What... What was that?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12To be fair, they cut out all the jokes.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Do what I do when I do it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Jump!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41They are not escaping.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Jump!
0:23:19 > 0:23:20What do we do now?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Run!
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Where? They've got the TARDIS.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Yes, that's exactly what they're supposed to think.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26But they do, though, look!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29They've got my TARDIS - over to you, Mary Berry.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Come on.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Doctor, is that...another TARDIS?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41No, no. It's another of the same TARDIS.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hang on, the windows are the wrong size!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Inside, quickly!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Take off, now! Deep space, anywhere! VWORP
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I tell you what, these police boxes -
0:24:10 > 0:24:12they're ever so good, aren't they?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15The navigation systems don't function properly.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I'm unable to program our flight with any accuracy.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25So, my dear, I presume you travel with him.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Used to. Kind of miss it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Well, he clearly misses you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35That ship of his is in dire need of a good spring clean.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37No, no, no, stop, stop, stop talking.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Look, look, look, look at the astral map!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Look at all the lovely blinking lights, look at that.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43He's you!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46He is, isn't he? He's you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48He's one of your old faces.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I'm find I'm lagging behind a tiny bit again. You...
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Not those again, I forbid it!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01There you go, I was right. Asymmetrical.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I said that.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Same difference.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09If her face was based on a human original,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11perhaps identifying who that was
0:25:11 > 0:25:14will tell us what we need to know about Testimony.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Why am I wearing these?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Because I love it. Never take those off.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22What's "browser history"?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I'm trying to match her face in the TARDIS data bank,
0:25:27 > 0:25:32but there's hardly anything in it yet. We need a bigger database.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Possibly the Matrix on Gallifrey.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40No. We need something bigger than the Matrix.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45So basically, we're trying to track the glass lady, yes?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Basically.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48A striking looking creature.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Quite beautiful, really, isn't she?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Yeah, if you like ladies made of glass.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Well, aren't all ladies made of glass, in a way?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Very good, sir, very good.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Are we now?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Oh, my dear.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I hope it doesn't offend you to know
0:26:11 > 0:26:15that I have some experience of the fairer sex.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Me too.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Good Lord.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21VWORP STOPS
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Where are we?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32But you steered the ship, you piloted her perfectly.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37We are at the very centre of the universe.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Out there is the most comprehensive database of all life anywhere.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44There is just one little problem.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Which is?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47It wants to kill me.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54CHITTERING
0:27:02 > 0:27:04The Weapon Forges of Villengard.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Once the nightmare of the seven galaxies.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Now home to the dispossessed.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I say, I think there's something moving over here.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Step away, please.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Probably just rats - I'm used to rats.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Deep breaths, deep breaths. Just breathe, Captain, you'll be fine.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34That creature - it looked familiar.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36It's mutated a bit, but, yes, I should think it did.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Come along, my dear chap, you'll be fine.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Get him into the TARDIS.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42What are those things?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51What we came here for.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53The biggest database in the galaxy.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55They'll settle down in a moment.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59So, do we talk to them?
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Ask them questions, how does it work?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03"We" don't do anything. I do.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- You're going to wait in the TARDIS. - Why?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Because you need to look after the captain.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12You're lying. You think I'm a duplicate, a trick.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14I don't know what I think.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19But if there is the slightest chance that Bill Potts is alive
0:28:19 > 0:28:21and standing in front of me,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24then I will not, under any circumstances,
0:28:24 > 0:28:26put her life in danger again.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Seriously?
0:28:28 > 0:28:31You're looking right at me and you don't even know I'm here.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Correct.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36I ask you to respect that, and respect me...
0:28:36 > 0:28:38You're an arse. Do you know that?
0:28:38 > 0:28:41You're a... You're a stupid bloody arse.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43..as I have always respected you.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady,
0:28:49 > 0:28:51you're in for a jolly good smacked bottom.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Can we just pretend that that never happened?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02I'm a broad-minded girl -
0:29:02 > 0:29:06I mean, I know we have this whole professor/student thing going on...
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Can we never, ever talk about this again?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10I hope we talk about it loads.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16I hope we spend years laughing about it.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24Come back alive.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Be here when I do.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37Perhaps another nip of brandy?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42So that's where it went.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46I'll look after him.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Good girl, quite right.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Now, young lady, I don't want to have to repeat myself.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I don't think any of us want that.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56I'll see you both presently.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Brandy?
0:30:01 > 0:30:02Please.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10CHITTERING
0:30:16 > 0:30:19These creatures - what are they?
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Old friends of ours - but they've really come out of their shell.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Out of their shell...
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Are you all right?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32I'll be fine in a moment.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33What's the matter?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36I died a few hours ago - then I refused to regenerate.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39It catches up with you, you know, it's like a big lunch.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40I did exactly the same.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43I know you did - but why?
0:30:43 > 0:30:47I don't remember this, why are you refusing the regeneration?
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Fear.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I don't normally admit that to anyone else.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Don't worry - technically, you still haven't.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02Why are you?
0:31:09 > 0:31:10There's something in that tower!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Must be my friend.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Why are you calling him your friend?
0:31:20 > 0:31:24He's got a great big gun, are you suggesting I insult him?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Scan me, go on. Scan me.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Because I've got big news for you.
0:31:34 > 0:31:35I'm dying.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46You see, it's true.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Dying.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Now. Be honest with yourself.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Wouldn't you like to see that up close?
0:31:55 > 0:31:56RATTLING
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Come on, up and at 'em, Corporal Jones.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Funny thing. I wasn't afraid in the crater.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19One doesn't want to die, of course,
0:32:19 > 0:32:20but one gets in a certain frame of mind,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23one pulls oneself together, and gets on with the matter in hand.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Big shock for everyone back in Cromer, of course.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30You have family?
0:32:31 > 0:32:35My wife will miss me, that's perfectly natural...
0:32:37 > 0:32:39..but she's a solid woman. Remarkably solid.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40And my boys...
0:32:42 > 0:32:47Well, sons are supposed to move on from their fathers,
0:32:47 > 0:32:48it's the proper way.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Of course.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Trouble is, I thought I'd been rescued.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Felt rather like a miracle, in fact...
0:32:59 > 0:33:02..but I do have this feeling they're going to put me back.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Back in that crater in time to die...
0:33:08 > 0:33:11..and, you see, I'm not ready any more.
0:33:13 > 0:33:19I've lost the idea of it. That's the trouble with hope.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Makes one awfully frightened.
0:33:22 > 0:33:23HE CHUCKLES
0:33:25 > 0:33:27I must sound like the most dreadful coward.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40OK. I'd better go up alone.
0:33:40 > 0:33:41I won't hear of it.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47That thing up there won't miss the chance to kill me twice.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49The paradox would rip the universe apart -
0:33:49 > 0:33:53and you know how much hard work it is putting it back together again.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55You keep a lookout down here.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Oh, if you insist.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05BEEPING
0:34:24 > 0:34:25BEEPING
0:34:42 > 0:34:46You know what? You're a bit of a legend these days...
0:34:46 > 0:34:48..but not everyone believes it.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56People don't think that it could happen.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01That someone like you could turn against your own kind.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Because your kind don't do that.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Out of their shells!
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Because people don't believe there could be any such thing...
0:35:19 > 0:35:21..as a good Dalek.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26I am not a good Dalek. You are a good Dalek.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Oh! Hello, my dear.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Now, Rusty, you know that I'm dying...
0:35:37 > 0:35:39..and if you don't want me to go off and die somewhere else
0:35:39 > 0:35:42where you can't watch, you're going to have to stop shooting at me.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46I agree to your terms.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Well, I'm going to need some proof.
0:35:49 > 0:35:50WHIRRING
0:35:53 > 0:35:54ELECTRICAL SPARKING
0:35:59 > 0:36:01You know what?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03You are the very first Dalek that ever got naked for me.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08You're the first one, yeah? Like, the original version of the Doctor.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11My dear, you should get back to the ship, this place isn't safe.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14You're the one who stole the TARDIS and ran away.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16The Captain might be needing you.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18The Captain's fine. Why did you do it?
0:36:18 > 0:36:22Oh, I'm sure your Doctor has explained.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25I'm not even sure he remembers.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29There were many pressing reasons.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31I don't mean what you ran away from -
0:36:31 > 0:36:32what were you running to?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37That's rather a good question.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Questions are kind of my thing.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42How are you with answers?
0:36:42 > 0:36:46It's been a long time - remember the good old days?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49When I got miniaturised and I climbed around inside you?
0:36:51 > 0:36:53You taught me to hate the Daleks.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Billions of years ago. What have you been up to since then?
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Destroying Daleks.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Yes, all the ones who come here to murder you.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Yes, I saw the mess outside.
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Why are you here?
0:37:08 > 0:37:14As a Dalek, you are linked in to the Dalek hive mind.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19All Daleks are - biggest database I know.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21I'd like to access it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Why would I help you?
0:37:26 > 0:37:32Because...helping me, in any way...
0:37:32 > 0:37:34..does something wonderful.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40It hurts the Daleks.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45There is good and there is evil.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48I left Gallifrey to answer a question of my own.
0:37:48 > 0:37:53By any analysis, evil should always win.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57Good is not a practical survival strategy -
0:37:57 > 0:38:04it requires loyalty, self-sacrifice and love.
0:38:04 > 0:38:09So, why does good prevail?
0:38:09 > 0:38:14What keeps the balance between good and evil in this appalling universe?
0:38:15 > 0:38:19Is there some kind of logic? Some mysterious force?
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Perhaps there's just a bloke.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26A "bloke"?
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Yeah.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31Perhaps there's just some bloke, wandering around,
0:38:31 > 0:38:34putting everything right when it goes wrong?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Well, that would be a nice story, wouldn't it?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39That would be the best.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42But the real world is not a fairy tale.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44You dash around the universe
0:38:44 > 0:38:47trying to figure out what's holding it all together,
0:38:47 > 0:38:50and you really, really don't know?
0:38:50 > 0:38:54You know me in the future, do I ever understand?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57No...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59I really don't think you do.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Everyone who's ever met you does.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08You're amazing, Doctor.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Never forget that.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Never, ever.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Well...that's very kind of you.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19We just needed to understand you, Doctor.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Professor Helen Clay, University Of New Earth,
0:39:26 > 0:39:29year five billion and twelve.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33There's footage - can you run it?
0:39:35 > 0:39:36A spy.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38A spy in the camp!
0:39:38 > 0:39:40No, not a spy.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44I'm Bill Potts...
0:39:44 > 0:39:46..but I'm part of Testimony now.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52The Testimony Foundation combines the resources of time travel,
0:39:52 > 0:39:56with the latest in memory extraction techniques.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00The near-dead can be lifted momentarily from their time streams,
0:40:00 > 0:40:02their memories duplicated,
0:40:02 > 0:40:05and then their physical selves returned
0:40:05 > 0:40:08to the moment of their dissolution, without pain,
0:40:08 > 0:40:11distress or any recall of the process.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Now the dead can speak again.
0:40:17 > 0:40:21We can hear the testimony of the past,
0:40:21 > 0:40:23and, channelled through our glass avatars,
0:40:23 > 0:40:26they can walk among us again.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30This is Heaven on New Earth.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Oh, it's not an evil plan.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41Why did you stop it?
0:40:42 > 0:40:43Rusty?
0:40:45 > 0:40:49He didn't stop it. They've frozen time again.
0:40:49 > 0:40:50Who has?
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Not everything's evil, Doctor.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59You're not the only kind one in the universe.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I knew you weren't real!
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Oh, shut up and stop being so stupid - of course I'm real.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08What is anyone supposed to be, except a bunch of memories?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10These are my memories, so this is me.
0:41:10 > 0:41:15I'm Bill Potts, and I'm back, and so long as I'm here...
0:41:17 > 0:41:20..what the hell do you mean, you're not going to regenerate?
0:41:24 > 0:41:28There has to be an end, Bill - for everyone, everywhere.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31What about the Captain?
0:41:33 > 0:41:37You know he has to die at his allotted point in time and space
0:41:37 > 0:41:38to correct the error.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I'm so tired of losing people.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47If the Captain has to die, a request.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50This was our fault.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52How so?
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Let us take him back.
0:41:54 > 0:41:55How was this our fault?
0:41:55 > 0:42:00You and me tried to die twice in the same lifetime.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Our lives are woven throughout time and space.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08We caused the timeline error that put the Captain in the wrong place.
0:42:08 > 0:42:12We created a whirlpool in time that landed him at our feet.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17But why him? What's so important about one captain?
0:42:18 > 0:42:23Everybody's important to somebody, somewhere.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Are you all right?
0:42:27 > 0:42:31Yes, fine, absolutely. Just thinking.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34I told the wife I'd be home for Christmas.
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Funny how things work out.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51VWORP
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Thank you.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Thank you all.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15You've all been most gracious in the unfortunate circumstances.
0:43:15 > 0:43:22I regret, Captain, that the universe generally fails to be a fairy tale.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26When time resumes, you will not remember this.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29A perception filter will also render us invisible.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Yes.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34One imagines some of those words
0:43:34 > 0:43:36were attached to actual meanings of some sort.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40One thing you could possibly do for me, if you were very kind?
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Oh, anything. Name it.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45My family.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Perhaps you could look in on them, from time to time?
0:43:49 > 0:43:52We should be delighted. What's the name?
0:43:52 > 0:43:59Lethbridge-Stewart. Captain Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01I shall make it my business.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06You can trust him on that.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Thank you so much. I believe I am now ready.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Das ist verruckt. Ich will dir nicht wehtun.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34Cold, isn't it?
0:44:37 > 0:44:41It's about to get colder, I suppose - for one of us.
0:44:48 > 0:44:54SOLDIERS SING: # Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
0:44:55 > 0:45:01# Alles schlaft, einsam wacht... #
0:45:01 > 0:45:06I say, is that singing?
0:45:06 > 0:45:09# ..hochheilige Paar
0:45:09 > 0:45:15# Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar
0:45:15 > 0:45:22# Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
0:45:22 > 0:45:25# Schlaf in himmlischer... #
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Is that...Christmas carols?
0:45:30 > 0:45:37# Silent night, holy night
0:45:38 > 0:45:46# All is calm, all is bright... #
0:45:46 > 0:45:47ENGLISH AND GERMAN SINGING MERGES
0:45:52 > 0:45:54You know, I could swear it's coming from both sides.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57If I've got my timings right -
0:45:57 > 0:46:02and clearly I have - then we should be right at the beginning.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04I adjusted the time frame, only by a couple of hours,
0:46:04 > 0:46:07any other day it wouldn't make any difference,
0:46:07 > 0:46:09but this is Christmas 1914,
0:46:09 > 0:46:12and a human miracle is about to happen.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16The Christmas Armistice.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31- Wounded man here! - HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE
0:46:31 > 0:46:35Wounded man here, wounded man!
0:46:38 > 0:46:41It never happened again. Any war, anywhere...
0:46:41 > 0:46:45I say, wounded man here, wounded man!
0:46:45 > 0:46:52..but for one day, one Christmas, a very long time ago...
0:46:54 > 0:46:58..everyone just put down their weapons, and started to sing.
0:47:01 > 0:47:02Everybody just stopped.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Everyone was just kind.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10You've saved him!
0:47:11 > 0:47:12Both of them.
0:47:13 > 0:47:17Never hurts - a couple fewer dead people on the battlefield.
0:47:21 > 0:47:26So that's what it means to be a doctor of war.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29You were right, you know.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32The universe generally fails to be a fairy tale...
0:47:35 > 0:47:36..but that's where we come in!
0:47:43 > 0:47:45# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:47:45 > 0:47:48# For auld lang syne
0:47:48 > 0:47:53# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:47:53 > 0:47:57# For auld lang syne
0:47:57 > 0:48:01# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:48:01 > 0:48:05# For auld lang syne
0:48:05 > 0:48:09# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:48:09 > 0:48:12# For auld lang syne... #
0:48:12 > 0:48:13I think I'm ready now...
0:48:14 > 0:48:19..but I should like to know - are you?
0:48:20 > 0:48:21You'll find out.
0:48:23 > 0:48:24The long way round.
0:48:24 > 0:48:29Whatever you decide - good luck, Doctor.
0:48:32 > 0:48:33Goodbye, Doctor.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27VWORP
0:49:28 > 0:49:33Well, then. Here we go!
0:49:35 > 0:49:37The long way round!
0:50:12 > 0:50:13You OK?
0:50:18 > 0:50:22Shall we go for one last stroll, Miss Potts?
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Do you know what the hardest thing about knowing you was?
0:50:36 > 0:50:39My superior intelligence. My dazzling charisma.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Oh! My impeccable dress sense.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Letting you go.
0:50:48 > 0:50:52Letting go of the Doctor is so, so hard.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Isn't it?
0:50:55 > 0:50:59You see, that's not the sort of thing the real Bill Potts would say.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01I am the real Bill!
0:51:01 > 0:51:05A life is just memories - I'm all her memories, so I'm her.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07If you say so.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10OK. I'm going to prove to you how important memories are.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12I've got a little goodbye present for you.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Oh, that's nice. Will I have to pretend I like it?
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Because honestly, that rug...
0:51:16 > 0:51:17Oh, come here, you.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Merry Christmas, Doctor.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Clara!
0:51:31 > 0:51:35Hello, you stupid old man.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40You're back! You're in my head.
0:51:42 > 0:51:48All my memories...are back.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52And don't go forgetting me again, because...
0:51:52 > 0:51:54..quite frankly, that was offensive.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Memories - important, right?
0:51:58 > 0:52:02I know what you're thinking - where is he?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Hello, sir!
0:52:04 > 0:52:05When you're already dying,
0:52:05 > 0:52:08you're entitled to think that your day couldn't get any worse -
0:52:08 > 0:52:12but here you are. And both of you are here.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13How does that work?
0:52:13 > 0:52:16We can be everyone. We are everyone.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Yeah, it's good this, innit?
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Now I'm all made of glass, not just my nipples.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24Yeah - but they got my hair a bit wrong, though, didn't they?
0:52:24 > 0:52:25You don't have any hair!
0:52:25 > 0:52:27I have invisible hair.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Got a suggestion for you, then.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Oh, there's a novelty.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Don't die.
0:52:33 > 0:52:38Because if you do, I think everybody in the universe might just go cold.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44Can't I ever have peace? Can't I rest?
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Of course you can.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51It's your choice.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Only yours.
0:52:54 > 0:52:55We understand.
0:52:56 > 0:53:02No. No, you don't. You're not even really here.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06You're just memories held in glass.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Do you know how many of you I could fill?
0:53:10 > 0:53:11I would shatter you.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16My testimony would shatter all of you.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20A life this long - do you understand what it is?
0:53:20 > 0:53:22It's a battlefield, like this one...
0:53:23 > 0:53:25..and it's empty.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30Because everyone else has fallen.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36Thank you.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40Thank you, both, for everything that you were to me.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48What happens now...
0:53:49 > 0:53:52...where I go now...
0:53:54 > 0:53:56..it has be alone.
0:54:07 > 0:54:08Cuddle.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Time to leave the battlefield.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34VWORP
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Oh, there it is.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43The silly old universe.
0:54:45 > 0:54:49The more I save it, the more it needs saving.
0:54:49 > 0:54:50It's a treadmill.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Yes, yes, I know. They'll get it all wrong without me.
0:55:04 > 0:55:09I suppose one more lifetime wouldn't kill anyone.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Well, except me.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25You wait a moment, Doctor.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Let's get it right.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33I've got a few things to say to you.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Basic stuff first.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41Never be cruel, never be cowardly...
0:55:41 > 0:55:43..and never, ever eat pears!
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Remember...
0:55:48 > 0:55:51..hate is always foolish...
0:55:51 > 0:55:55..and love is always wise.
0:56:02 > 0:56:08Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.
0:56:08 > 0:56:13Oh, and you mustn't tell anyone your name.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18No-one would understand it, anyway.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Except...
0:56:30 > 0:56:33Except children.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Children can hear it...
0:56:38 > 0:56:41..sometimes...
0:56:41 > 0:56:44if their hearts are in the right place,
0:56:44 > 0:56:47and the stars are, too.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51Children can hear your name.
0:56:51 > 0:56:52Agh!
0:57:00 > 0:57:02But nobody else.
0:57:03 > 0:57:06Nobody else, ever.
0:57:11 > 0:57:12Laugh hard...
0:57:14 > 0:57:16..run fast...
0:57:18 > 0:57:19..be kind.
0:57:26 > 0:57:27Doctor...
0:57:30 > 0:57:32..I let you go.
0:57:55 > 0:57:57VWORP
0:58:32 > 0:58:33Oh, brilliant!
0:59:05 > 0:59:07SHE SCREAMS