0:00:03 > 0:00:07The Monks have been with us from the beginning.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11They shepherded humanity through its formative years,
0:00:11 > 0:00:16gently guiding and encouraging,
0:00:16 > 0:00:20like a parent clapping their hands at a baby's first steps.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25They have been instrumental in all the advances
0:00:25 > 0:00:27of culture and technology.
0:00:27 > 0:00:33They watched proudly as man invented the light bulb,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35the telephone
0:00:35 > 0:00:37and the internet.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42They were even there to welcome the first men on the moon.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46'It's one small step for man,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48'one giant leap for mankind.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:52And they have defended us too.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Who can forget the time the Monks defeated the Daleks,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57the Cybermen,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58the Weeping Angels?
0:00:58 > 0:01:04Two species, sharing a history as happily as they share a planet,
0:01:04 > 0:01:09humanity and the Monks are a blissful and perfect partnership.
0:01:09 > 0:01:17How lucky Earth is to have an ally as powerful and tender as the Monks,
0:01:17 > 0:01:22that asks for nothing in return for their benevolence but obedience.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25BANGING ON DOOR
0:01:28 > 0:01:30BANGING CONTINUES
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Go! Go! Go! Get down! On your knees!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Hands on your heads! Get down! On your knees!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Get down!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Search the room!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Jane Bishop.- That's me.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54You are charged with the manufacture and possession
0:01:54 > 0:01:57of propaganda intended to undermine the True History.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01This is in contravention of the Memory Crimes Act of 1975.
0:02:01 > 0:02:021975?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The Monks have only been here a few months!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Therefore I sentence you to ten years in a labour camp.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Take her away.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Come on!- Be a good boy for Mummy!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15The Monks have only been here a few months!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Fight back! It's all lies!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Get in!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- You know it's all lies!- In there.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Right, nothing to see, move along!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29SIRENS BLARE
0:02:49 > 0:02:52So, relax, do as you're told.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Your future is taken care of.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40SHOUTING AND GUNFIRE OUTSIDE
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Hello, Mum.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28The Monks...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35'The Monks have only been here for six months.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39'I can't remember how I escaped, Mum.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41'I asked for their help and then...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43'And then there's nothing.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46'And then I woke up and the Monks were here,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48'and they'd always been here.'
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Come with me!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53'Everything they told us, all that we believe now,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55'is a lie.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01'But I don't understand it, because no-one's saying anything.
0:05:01 > 0:05:07'It's like...like they've been brainwashed.'
0:05:07 > 0:05:09..with those who would do them harm
0:05:09 > 0:05:12by implementing a swift and painless death.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16CROWD CHEERS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Praise be the justice of the Monks.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I travelled with a man called the Doctor
0:05:20 > 0:05:22and his friend called Nardole,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24and I did this to save him.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm trying to stay strong without them
0:05:26 > 0:05:30but, every day, it's harder to remember what's real any more.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33If you suspect a colleague, a neighbour or a family member
0:05:33 > 0:05:35of being a memory criminal...
0:05:35 > 0:05:36And I know how it looks, Mum,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39with all the stuff that he's been saying on the telly,
0:05:39 > 0:05:44but it's all right, because I know he has a plan.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48And one day soon, he's going to come back and save us all.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50One day...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53KEY RATTLES IN LOCK
0:06:04 > 0:06:07DOOR CLOSES
0:06:07 > 0:06:09FOOTSTEPS
0:06:10 > 0:06:12THEY BOTH SHRIEK
0:06:12 > 0:06:15What are you doing?! It's me, Nardie!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18No... Wait. Shut up. Tell me something. That first time,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20with the Heather creature chasing us, where did we run away to?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Australia.- What noise should spaceship doors make?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Shuck-shuck! Obviously.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, God!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33It happened.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34I knew it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36It all really happened.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Ow!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Where have you been?! - That hurt me, that really hurt me!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I needed you!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Well, I got contaminated by that bacteria in the lab, didn't I?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I was laid up for six weeks. If I was human, I would have died.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Right now, you'd be talking to...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Come to think of it, who were you talking to?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Um...
0:06:54 > 0:06:56My...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Um...my mum.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I thought your mum...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- WHISPERS:- ..died...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You know, when you were...
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- WHISPERS:- ..little.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I made up a version of her.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Yeah, I talk to her all the time.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, that's not that weird.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I used to have an imaginary friend.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Until he left me for someone else.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Hmph!- I know, charming(!)
0:07:20 > 0:07:24They're doing something to us. The Monks. I can't think straight.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's like they're saying they've been here for ever,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29and I know they haven't,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33but part of me is starting to think that it's real.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Every day, I have to remind myself that everything that you,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38me and the Doctor did actually happened,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40and it wasn't just a dream.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Why do it?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44That's what I don't get.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46They invade somewhere, take control.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Why go to the trouble of changing the past?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51However bad a situation is,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53if people think that's how it's always been,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56they'll put up with it. That's 90% of the job done.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Wait, you said you were ill for six weeks.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Mmm.- What have you been doing since then?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Looking for the Doctor.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Have you found him?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well, let's just say...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Yes, yes, yes, I found him!- Ha!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12So...
0:08:12 > 0:08:16All anyone's seen of the Doctor in the last six months
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- are those broadcasts he does. - He's faking it, I'm positive.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23He hasn't joined the Monks. He's being held prisoner.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He's just biding his time, waiting.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28The thing is, the Monks have got some kind of scrambler,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30so no-one can trace the broadcasts.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Lucky, then, that I have got this!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38It traces the source of the signal and gives a map coordinate.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Cool! Where'd you get it?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Found it in the TARDIS.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yeah, it was in one of the drawers
0:08:43 > 0:08:46with some old takeaway menus and 50 Danish krone.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Anyway, this is them.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49So he's at sea?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Mm-hm. Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah. The Monks have got him on one of the old prison boats.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Hulks, they used call them.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- So, how do we get to him? - Every six weeks,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59all their food and fuel and stuff
0:08:59 > 0:09:01gets taken to them by a supply boat.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04The next delivery is in two days' time,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06off the coast of Scotland.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07That's our chance!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09HE GASPS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah, that really has to stop.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14'It's happening, Mum.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16'I knew it would!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19'So, Nardole has made contact with the captain of the supply boat
0:09:19 > 0:09:22'that runs to and from the prison ship
0:09:22 > 0:09:24'where the Doctor's being held.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26'His son is serving ten years in a labour camp
0:09:26 > 0:09:29'for possession of a box of comics,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31'so he's no fan of the Monks.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35'He'll get us on board the prison ship.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51'Security is really tight, obviously,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54'but Nardole says there's not been much in the way of resistance
0:09:54 > 0:09:55'since the Monks took over,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58'so they're more worried about the Doctor getting out
0:09:58 > 0:10:00'than anyone getting in.'
0:10:04 > 0:10:07ORDERS ARE SHOUTED
0:10:11 > 0:10:13'But what we don't want is for them
0:10:13 > 0:10:16'to do a spot-check on our identity papers.'
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Papers! Spot check.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20'Nardole doesn't have any,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23'and I'm down as university kitchen staff.'
0:10:34 > 0:10:37ENGINES WHIR
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's them!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28DOOR CLANGS SHUT
0:11:33 > 0:11:34All right, what are you waiting for?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37We need to get this stuff on board. Chop chop.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Come on!- Come on!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56'After that, we're on our own.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09MUFFLED SPEECH
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Over the years, I have encountered innumerable civilisations,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15but never one as benevolent as the Monks.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Their grace and humility...
0:12:17 > 0:12:21No, their grace and philanthropy is matched only by their...
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Careful.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Doctor?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Doctor, it's me.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Guards!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What are you doing here?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49WEAPONS ARE COCKED
0:12:49 > 0:12:52What does it look like? We've come to save you.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53This is your doing, isn't it?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56You shouldn't be here. I'll have to talk to the Monks now.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Doctor...- Stop. Don't. Don't move. They will kill you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Stay where you are.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Epsilon. Fire.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Jupiter. Lily.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10The Monks are on their way.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13When they get here, let me do the talking.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Wait, what was that?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Did you actually just call them, you nutter?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20You deserve an explanation.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Human society is...
0:13:28 > 0:13:29..stagnating.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You've stopped moving forward.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35In fact, you're regressing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- This isn't exactly much better. - It's safer.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Not so much for the people the Monks are killing.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42The Romans killed people
0:13:42 > 0:13:46and saved billions more from disease, war, famine
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and barbarism.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51No, wait.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54What about free will?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58You believe in free will. Your whole thing is...
0:13:58 > 0:14:01You made me write a 3,000-word essay on free will.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Yes, well, I mean,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06you had free will, and look at what you did with it!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Worse than that, you had history.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11History was saying to you,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14"Look, I've got some examples of fascism here for you to look at!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16"No? Fundamentalism? No?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17"Oh, OK, you carry on."
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I had to stop you,
0:14:19 > 0:14:22or at least not stand in the way of someone else who wanted to,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24because the guns were getting bigger,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26the stakes were getting higher,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28and any minute now it was going to be goodnight, Vienna.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31By the way, you never delivered that essay, anyway.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Because the world was invaded by zombie Monks!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34And whose fault was that?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Huh? I didn't ask for my sight back.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, you took it upon yourself to ignore me,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44to do what you thought was best.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47All I can say is that we are lucky it was a benevolent race
0:14:47 > 0:14:49like the Monks, not the Daleks.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yes, I know the Monks are ruthless,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I get that. Yes, they play with history
0:14:54 > 0:14:56and I'm not exactly thrilled about that,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59but they bring peace and order.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03OK.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yeah, yeah, I get it.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09It's like that time we discovered that huge fish creature
0:15:09 > 0:15:11in the Seine in Paris.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19That was a coded message.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22The big fish creature was under the Thames.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26If I'd played along, she'd have known that I was tricking you.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Guns down.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33I'm sorry, Bill.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I just... I just...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I really wanted to make you see.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45This...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48This is real.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You're actually...
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You're actually doing this.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Do you have any idea
0:16:00 > 0:16:03how hard the past few months have been?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09How hard it's been to hold onto to the truth?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13It would have been so easy to just give in
0:16:13 > 0:16:15and believe their lies.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17But I didn't.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I fought against it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23For YOU!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26For when YOU came back.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29And now you're saying you've joined them?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You're helping them?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42WEAPONS ARE COCKED
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Bill, put the gun down.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm serious, Doctor.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52We'll think of something else.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55But you better tell me NOW.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Because if you help the Monks,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02then nothing will ever stop them.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04They'll be here for ever.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09It's not a trick, it's not a plan. I have joined the Monks.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Whatever it takes,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I'm going to save you from yourselves.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31HE GASPS
0:17:48 > 0:17:51HE ROARS
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Good girl!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59THEY CHUCKLE
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Regeneration a little bit too much?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05No, I thought it was a nice touch.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08"Too much" was Richard asking for our identity papers.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I couldn't resist it. Your face.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Er, hello?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Could somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You did it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18You did it!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21The Monks are using some kind of...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23you know, something,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25to control the population.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27They must be, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to
0:18:27 > 0:18:29hold on to power for this long.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Now, they don't trust me yet, not completely,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34and I had to just check that you weren't under the influence
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- and testing me.- So you...
0:18:36 > 0:18:38You...you haven't turned?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40You're not working for them?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44No, of course not!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I've spent the last six months planning,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49and also recruiting all these chaps.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Deprogramming them one by one,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55talking some sense into them.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57And there's loads of them - I could do with a Strepsil!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59But I shot you.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yes, well, that was the plan, you see?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Everyone exchanged their ammo for blanks.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Ahem.- Did you forget, Dave?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You forgot?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Well, that would have really blown the plan, wouldn't it?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13But you called the Monks.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14I called the kitchen.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, could you pop down and explain it to them?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19They're going to be really confused.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23And you were in on this too?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24It was partly his idea.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Oh, my...God.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- I'm going to beat the sh...- No! No!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Oh, come on, come on,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35we've got the band back together again!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Now, lovely as it is to have you on board,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40literally and metaphorically,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42we're going to need some help.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44So, who are we going to get?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46The only person I know almost as smart as me.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh...
0:19:51 > 0:19:52I see.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Blimey.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Has it really come to that?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05'Mum, it's me.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06'We're coming back.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20'We could have snuck back in, but the Doctor being the Doctor...'
0:20:23 > 0:20:25SHIP'S HORN BLARES
0:20:32 > 0:20:34HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:20:46 > 0:20:49'By the time we got back to the university,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51'the Monks were waiting for us...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54'..of course.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01'We weren't headed to his office, though.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10'Even so, the Doctor was nervous, Mum. I could tell.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12'He HAD to do this, he said.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15'He HAD to open the vault.'
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Move into the containment field, please.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26BEEPING
0:21:33 > 0:21:36CLANGING
0:21:40 > 0:21:43GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:50 > 0:21:52But it's...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54It's just a woman.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58The way you and Nardole have been carrying on,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- I thought you had a monster in here, or something!- I do.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Missy...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Bill.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Bill, Missy,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08the other Last of the Time Lords.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Wait a sec.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Why have you got a woman locked in a vault?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Because even I think that's weird, and I've been attacked by a puddle.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- She's going cold turkey from being bad.- Hmph!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I want to ask if you've had any dealings with the Monks before.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Of course! I've had adventures too.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29My whole life doesn't revolve around you, you know?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Did you defeat them?- I did.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33How?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I've got some requests.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I want some new books, some toys,
0:22:41 > 0:22:42like a particle accelerator,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45a 3-D printer and a pony.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I don't think that you really grasp what's going on here.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54Nice people generally don't haggle over the fate of a planet.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I once built a gun out of leaves.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Do you think I couldn't get through a door if I wanted to?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I'm here, all right? I'm engaging with the process.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09OK, yeah, we can get those things for you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11C'est super!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17So, what have you got so far?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21They hold on to power by targeting the part of the brain
0:23:21 > 0:23:25specifically to do with memory and perception, correct? Right?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Getting warm. Fingers tingling.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33But they target it with what exactly? How do they sustain it?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37How do their lies infiltrate the brains of billions?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Is it some kind of airborne psychoactive?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42No, no, that's very cold, very cold.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Something that's constantly being fed to the populace,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47constantly consolidating its hold. Is it in the water?
0:23:47 > 0:23:51God, no. It's freezing, freezing, absolutely freezing.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Couldn't be colder, very, very, chilly, so, so chilly.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Oh, come on.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00I'm bored! You haven't been to see me in six months.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01No-one has!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Not even that bald bloke who looks like an egg!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06You left her alone in here for six months?!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I was in prison for six months!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Start at the beginning.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11How do they get a foothold on a planet?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Some idiot asks for their help.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Not just any idiot.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It has to be a properly consenting human mind.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22A pure request, one without agenda or ulterior motive.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's them.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31That person creates a psychic link,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34which forms an anchor that keeps the Monks in power.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35They're the lynchpin!
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Scalding! Ow!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39But the brainwaves of one person wouldn't be powerful enough
0:24:39 > 0:24:41to contain an entire planet...
0:24:41 > 0:24:42The statues!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48As soon as they got here, the Monks put up statues!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51In every town square, in every park and every playground!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54You're on fire, you're literally on fire you're so caliente.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55That's Spanish for "hot".
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The statues are transmitters!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01They boost the signal and beam it out all around the world!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Boom! You've exploded.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Now, all you have to do is find whoever opened the door to
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- the Monks in the first place. - Say I already have.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Oh, well, then you're sorted.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just kill them. That weakens the Monks' grip on the world.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22No, no, no, that can't be right.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25There are planets that the Monks have ruled for thousands of years.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28It's passed on through the bloodline.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Usually the lynchpin goes on to lead a normal life, have their
0:25:31 > 0:25:34own family, and the link is passed down through the generations.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36But the Monks must have worked that out.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- They've been doing this for millennia.- Why?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41If the link is passed on, the Monks stay in charge through,
0:25:41 > 0:25:44they think, their ruthlessness and efficiency.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48But if the lynchpin dies and the link isn't passed on and the
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Monks get booted off the planet, they just chalk it up to experience.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58SHE PLAYS THE ENTERTAINER
0:25:58 > 0:25:59No, it's OK.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I want to speak to her.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- Yes?- So when you defeated the Monks, that's how you did it?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Well, at this point, all that was left of the bloodline
0:26:10 > 0:26:13was a wee girl, and I just pushed her into a volcano.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17It's me. The lynchpin is me.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Awwwk-waaard...
0:26:21 > 0:26:23So you're saying I have to die.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24No. If you were just to die,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27everyone's false memories would have to fade,
0:26:27 > 0:26:28and that could take ages.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30It's actually better if you keep breathing,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33if your brain just keeps transmitting...
0:26:33 > 0:26:38well, nothing. That would blot out the residue false memories.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39What would be left of me?
0:26:39 > 0:26:44You'd be a husk. Completely and irrevocably brain-dead.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You couldn't even get on Celebrity Love Island.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Even if that was the truth, the fact that you're suggesting it
0:26:50 > 0:26:54shows there's been no change, no hope, no point.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58We don't sacrifice people. It's wrong...because it's easy.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Back in the day, I'd burn an entire city to the ground just to
0:27:02 > 0:27:05see the pretty shapes the smoke made.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08I'm sorry your plus one doesn't get a happy ending,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11but, like it or not, I just saved this world
0:27:11 > 0:27:13because I want to change.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17'Your version of good is not absolute.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20'It's vain, arrogant and sentimental.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25'If you're waiting for me to become all that...
0:27:27 > 0:27:30'I'm going to be here for a long time yet.'
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- What did she say?- Nothing.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44There's a way to defeat them.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46There isn't. Well, there is, but not that.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Come on! You knew she was going to say something like this.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52That's why you needed me back.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55You could have escaped from that ship.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58You could have started something to defeat the Monks without me.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02I wanted you back by my side because it's the safest place in the world.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- Can someone...? What did she say? - She said it's me.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10I asked the Monks for help and started all of this,
0:28:10 > 0:28:13so I have to be the one to finish it.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16The only downside is, if that's what we do...
0:28:18 > 0:28:21..well, it's not worth me starting any long books.
0:28:21 > 0:28:27OK, well, er, let's put a pin in it for now, as they say,
0:28:27 > 0:28:31and, er, see if we can think of something else.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35You said the safest place for me was by your side.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38That's what's protecting the Monks.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41It's why their plan works.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54The Cathedral. The Monks' headquarters.
0:28:54 > 0:28:58Oh, yes. We're going to have to break in there.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Why?
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Somewhere in there, the Monks must have some kind of machine
0:29:05 > 0:29:09that creates and broadcasts the myths of their history,
0:29:09 > 0:29:14the ones that are powered by, carried by, fed by your brainwaves.
0:29:14 > 0:29:19So, we get in, I plug myself into it and replace the signals that they
0:29:19 > 0:29:21are receiving with my brainwaves
0:29:21 > 0:29:25and beam out the true history of the world.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29Oh, yes! I could even throw in some other stuff.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31The things that I could change just by thinking.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Racism. People who talk in cinemas!
0:29:34 > 0:29:35Are you sure?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38This would be an incredibly sophisticated transmitter,
0:29:38 > 0:29:41powerful enough to beam highly detailed propaganda
0:29:41 > 0:29:43to the entire world 24 hours a day,
0:29:43 > 0:29:47and you're going to plug your brain into it?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50I know. It doesn't stand a chance.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07That's odd - there's no Monks guarding the entrance.
0:30:07 > 0:30:08Come away from the window.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10How many Monks were there?
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- About 12 Monks there.- 12?
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Well, you have to admit, that's ever so clever.
0:30:22 > 0:30:27You see? Another way they hang on to power is to create a myth
0:30:27 > 0:30:31that they're here in greater numbers than they really are.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35The beam is stronger here, isn't it? I can almost hear it.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39It's so hard to hang on to any thought of life before the Monks.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Yes, and it's going to get stronger
0:30:41 > 0:30:43the closer we get to the transmitter.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46The lies are going to become more convincing.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50You'll want to turn around. You won't know what you're doing here
0:30:50 > 0:30:53or why you're working against the Monks.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58Have you all got your stereo, headphone, iThing?
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Yeah. You never told us what we needed these for.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Ah, this is where you come in.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22'The Monks are not our friends.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25'They have invaded Earth and made its people slaves.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28'They cling onto power by means of a powerful transmitter
0:31:28 > 0:31:30'broadcasting myths and lies
0:31:30 > 0:31:34'that suggest that they have always been here.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37'In fact, they have only been here a few months
0:31:37 > 0:31:41'and have falsified and manipulated our history.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44'Our mission is to interrupt their broadcast and replace it
0:31:44 > 0:31:46'with the true history of Earth,
0:31:46 > 0:31:49'which will weaken and undermine the Monks' power.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51'The Monks are not our friends.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55'They have invaded Earth and made its people slaves.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58'They cling onto power by means of a powerful transmitter,
0:31:58 > 0:32:00'broadcasting myths and lies
0:32:00 > 0:32:03'that suggest that they have always been here.'
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Take cover!- 'In fact, they have only been here a few months
0:32:06 > 0:32:09'and have falsified and manipulated our history.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12'Our mission is to interrupt their broadcast
0:32:12 > 0:32:14'and replace it with the true history of Earth,
0:32:14 > 0:32:17'which will weaken and undermine the Monks' power.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20'The Monks are not our friends. They have invaded Earth...'
0:32:25 > 0:32:27GUNFIRE
0:32:28 > 0:32:29SHOUTING
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Reload it now!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Are you OK?
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Yeah, I think it's my...
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Oh...
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Doctor!
0:33:05 > 0:33:06It's in here.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07CLICKING
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Everything all right, Alan?
0:33:12 > 0:33:14You tricked us.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17You tried to make us believe the Monks were invaders.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19How could you say that?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21They've always been here, you know that.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Uh-huh.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Oh, I see.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29The Monks are our friends.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30I won't let you hurt them.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33I'll die first.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34I'll kill you first.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Tarovian Neck Pinch.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Yeah, I studied their martial arts for a while, actually.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Reached the level of Brown Tabard.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50Can't do it with this hand though.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Kind of bugs me. Course, this wasn't my original hand,
0:33:53 > 0:33:55as you know. I won this in a game of...
0:33:55 > 0:33:56Yeah, let's...
0:33:57 > 0:33:59..crack on.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Fake News Central.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39I can think.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43They're not in my head, why is that?
0:34:43 > 0:34:44We're in the eye of the storm.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Guard the doors. We can't be interrupted.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15Boo!
0:35:17 > 0:35:18Not necessary.
0:35:22 > 0:35:23OK, he's out, let's do this.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50It's working!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52The Monks are disappearing!
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Oh, I didn't agree to this.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56What's happening?
0:35:56 > 0:35:57He's fighting back.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00He's blocking me, countering every move.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11Look!
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Oh, no, no, no.
0:36:25 > 0:36:26Argh!
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Doctor!
0:36:41 > 0:36:42I wanted to do it before you woke up.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45But I had to say goodbye.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Bill, whatever you're planning, there's no need for this.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Let me try again. He caught me unawares.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Cup of tea and I'll get my second wind.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Even your brain couldn't stand another roasting like that.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00So we'll find another way. Let me talk to Missy again.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02We have the answer! Doctor, please!
0:37:02 > 0:37:04I don't want our last conversation to be this.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07I don't want this to be our last conversation.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15Goodbye, Doctor.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25Thank you.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30God, it was worth it.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40Bill...
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Bill, no, don't, Bill. Bill, Bill!
0:37:43 > 0:37:45It will kill you, Bill.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47It's too powerful!
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Bill! I... I order you!
0:37:49 > 0:37:51I'm ordering you not to do this!
0:37:51 > 0:37:52Bill!
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Nardole, untie me!
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Nardole, untie me now!
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Bill, don't do this!
0:38:00 > 0:38:01OK.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08I don't usually let someone erase my brain on the first date,
0:38:08 > 0:38:10but seeing as it's you...
0:38:12 > 0:38:13No!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Oh, no.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38No, no, no, no, no, no!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42They're hijacking her memories.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Infecting them like a virus.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46She's just reinforcing their lies.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48She's dying for nothing!
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Argh! There must be a way to shut this thing down!
0:39:07 > 0:39:08Hello, Mum.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Doctor, look!
0:39:24 > 0:39:28You clever, brilliant, ridiculous girl!
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Look at that! All the pictures I gave you! I thought I was just
0:39:31 > 0:39:34being kind, but I was saving the world.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Bill, if there's any of you left in there, listen -
0:39:37 > 0:39:40you have to keep thinking about your mum, the memory you created.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Her voice, her smile, the Monks can't get near it.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Fill your mind with it! Push it into every corner.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Bill.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56Mum!
0:39:57 > 0:40:01She's filling its mind with one pure, uncorrupted,
0:40:01 > 0:40:02irresistible image.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07And it's broadcasting it to the world, because it can't help it.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09All those years you kept her alive inside you,
0:40:09 > 0:40:11an isolated subroutine in a living mind.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Perfect, untouchable.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20She's a window on the world without the Monks.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26Absolutely loved, absolutely trusted.
0:40:26 > 0:40:31And that window is opening everywhere.
0:40:32 > 0:40:33A glimpse of freedom.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38But a glimpse...
0:40:38 > 0:40:39is all you need.
0:40:41 > 0:40:42The lie is breaking!
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Bill's mum, you just went viral!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02You did it, you broke the signal.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03What are the Monks going to do?
0:41:03 > 0:41:07What oppressors always do when they realise who's really in power...
0:41:08 > 0:41:09They run.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16CLAMOUR
0:41:25 > 0:41:27This is exciting, isn't it?
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Kind of... It's like a turning point.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Humans have learned that they can overthrow dictators and stuff,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34they just have to band together.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36It's not quite as simple as that.
0:41:37 > 0:41:42You, Appalling Hair, this thing that we're sitting on, what is it?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Uh, we thought they were just like filming something here or something?
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Thank you. Very helpful.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Now go away, or something.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52You see?
0:41:52 > 0:41:54The Monks have erased themselves.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Humanity is doomed to never learn from its mistakes.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Well, I guess that's part of our charm.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06No, it's really quite annoying.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09Anyway, I mustn't keep you.
0:42:10 > 0:42:123,000 words.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14The Mechanics of Free Will.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Now six months overdue.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21Why do you put up with us, then?
0:42:23 > 0:42:25In amongst seven billion...
0:42:26 > 0:42:28..there's someone like you.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33That's why I put up with the rest of them.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59I keep remembering all the people I've killed.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03Every day I think of more.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Being bad...
0:43:08 > 0:43:09Being bad drowned that out.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15I didn't know I even knew their names.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21You didn't tell me about this bit.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24I'm sorry, but this is good.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30OK.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39There were humans on Mars in Victorian times?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41No, there weren't.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44- Faraday asked for my help. - In return for what?
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Halt!
0:43:46 > 0:43:48This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior hive.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Faraday has been using you all along.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54His aim was to get back to Mars and find his queen.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Rise, my Ice Warriors!
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Rise!
0:44:00 > 0:44:02I dare say the British Army is more than a match for a bunch
0:44:02 > 0:44:04of upright crocodiles!
0:44:04 > 0:44:07You don't stand a chance when you see those warriors.