0:00:07 > 0:00:10HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
0:00:15 > 0:00:20- What do you want?- The nurse sent me, sir. I was in English and I got a headache.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- Then don't bother me, go home. - I can't.- Why? Is your mother at work?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I live in Ambrose Hill - the children's home.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29No parents. No-one to miss you.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33I see why the nurse sent you.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38You poor child, poor...thin child.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Come inside.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44It's nearly time for lunch.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51LOUD SCREAMS
0:00:51 > 0:00:54BELL RINGS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Good morning, class.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Are we sitting comfortably?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48So...physics.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Physics, eh?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Physics. Physics. Physics.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Physics. Physics. Physics.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Physics. Physics. Physics.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06OK, let's see what you know.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Two identical strips of nylon are charged with static electricity
0:02:09 > 0:02:13and hung from a string so they can swing freely. What would happen if they were brought near each other?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Yes, er, what's your name?- Milo. - Milo. Off you go.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18They'd repel each other because they have the same charge.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Correctamundo.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23A word I have never used before, and hopefully never will again.
0:02:23 > 0:02:30Question two, I coil up a thin piece of nichrome wire and place it in a glass of water, then I turn on
0:02:30 > 0:02:32the electricity and measure to see if the water temperature's affected.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37My question is this - how do I measure the electrical power going into the coil? Someone else?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42No, OK. Milo. Go for it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45You measure the current and PD using an ammeter and a voltmeter.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Two to Milo. Right, Milo.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51True or false, greater the damping on a cistern, the quicker it loses energy?
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- False.- What is non-coding DNA? - DNA that doesn't code for a protein. - 65,983 x 5?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58329,915.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- How do you travel faster than light? - By a quantum tunnel with an FTL factor of 36.7 recurring.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Two days.- Sorry, could you just...? There's a bit of gravy...
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- No, no, just there.- Two days we've been here.- Blame your boyfriend, he's the one that put us on to this.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43And he was right. Boy in class this morning - got a knowledge way beyond planet Earth.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Are you eating those chips? - Yeah, they're a bit...different.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I think they're gorgeous. I wish I'd had school dinners like this.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51It's very well behaved, this place.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I thought they'd all be happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones, eh?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Oh, yeah. Don't tell me I don't fit in.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You are not permitted to leave your station during a sitting.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- I was just talking to this teacher. - Hello.- He doesn't like the chips.
0:04:05 > 0:04:12The menu has been specifically designed by the headmaster to improve concentration and performance.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Now, get back to work.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18See, this is me...dinner lady.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- I'll have the crumble. - I'm so going to kill you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Melissa, you'll be joining my class for the next period.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Milo's failed me so it's time we moved you up to the top class. Kenny, not eating the chips?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- I'm not allowed. - Luke, extra class. Now.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Careful. Keep it steady.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Don't spill a drop.
0:04:53 > 0:04:59I said, "Keep it steady." Careful. That's it.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Easy now. Steady.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03MOBILE RINGS
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Right, second barrel. Quickly now.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- What have you got?- Confirmation. I just got into Army records. Three months ago, massive UFO activity.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12They logged over 40 sightings - lights in the sky, all of that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16I can't get any photos cos then it gets all classified and secret.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Tell you what, though, three months ago turns out all the kitchen staff were replaced.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- And this lot are weird.- See, there's definitely something going on.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I was right to call you home.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29I thought maybe you called me home just to, just to call me home.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Do you think I'd just invent an emergency?- Could have done.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36That's the last thing I'd do. Cos every time I see you an emergency just gets in the way.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38WOMAN SCREAMS
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- I've gotta go!- A-a-ah!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45What is it?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52SHE DIALS NUMBER
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- What are you doing? - Calling an ambulance.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58No need. She's quite all right.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02WOMAN SCREAMS LOUDLY
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It's fine. She does that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18I'd like you all to put your headphones on now, please.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Oh, children, the things you will see.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12My improvements aren't confined to the classroom, no, no.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16We've introduced a new policy here - school dinners are absolutely free.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But compulsory. Do try the chips.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Ooh, I'd love to. Thank you.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24The transformation you've brought about, it's amazing.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Maybe you're working the children a little bit too hard now and then.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30But I think good results are more important than anything.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Exactly. You're a woman of vision, Miss Smith.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I can see everything, Mr Finch...quite clearly.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Yesterday I had a 12-year-old girl give me the exact height of the walls of Troy in cubits.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And it's ever since the new headmaster arrived?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Finch arrive three months ago. The next day half the staff got flu.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Finch replaced them with that lot.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Except for the teacher you replaced and that was just plain weird, her winning the lottery like that.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- How's that weird?- She never played.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Said the ticket was posted through her door at midnight.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03The world is very strange.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Excuse me, colleagues, a moment of your time.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10May I introduce Miss Sarah Jane Smith.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Miss Smith is a journalist who is writing a profile about me for The Sunday Times.
0:08:14 > 0:08:20I thought it might be useful for her to get a view from the trenches, so to speak.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Don't spare my blushes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Hello.- Oh, I should think so.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28And you are...?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Hmm? Er, Smith. John Smith.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34John Smith!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I used to have a friend who sometimes went by that name.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, it's a very common name.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42He was a very uncommon man.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Yes, very nice. More than nice. Brilliant.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Um, so, um,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- have you worked here long? - No, um, it's only my second day.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, you're new, then?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58So what do you think of the school?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I mean, this new curriculum? So many children getting ill.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Doesn't that strike you as odd?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You don't sound like someone just doing a profile.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well, no harm in a little investigation while I'm here.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10No, good for you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Good for you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, good for you, Sarah Jane Smith.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19BELL RINGS
0:09:38 > 0:09:44STRANGE CRUNCHING >
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Argh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02This isn't your classroom, Kenny.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Now run along.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, it's weird seeing school at night. It just feels wrong.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45When I was a kid I used to think all the teachers slept in school.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51Hiya, team! Oh, I hate it when you say "team", erm, gang, erm...comrades.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Er, anyway, Rose, go to the kitchen and get a sample of that oil.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Mickey, the new staff are all maths teachers, check the maths department.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm going to look in Finch's office. Meet back here in ten minutes.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Are you going to be all right?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Me?! Please.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Infiltration and investigation - I'm an expert at this.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Where's the maths department?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Down there, turn left, through the fire doors on the right.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Thank you.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28A-a-ah! >
0:11:35 > 0:11:38A-a-ah! >
0:11:42 > 0:11:44< A-a-ah!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Hello, Sarah Jane.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30It's you. Doctor.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh, my God, it's you, isn't it?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You've regenerated.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Yeah. Half a dozen times since we last met.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44You look...incredible.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47So do you.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I got old.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- What are you doing here? - A UFO sighting, a school gets record results,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I couldn't resist. What about you?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Same.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I thought you'd died.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- I waited for you, you didn't come back and I thought you must've died. - I lived.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Everyone else died.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What do you mean? - Everyone died, Sarah.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I can't believe it's you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20< ARGH!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23OK, now I can!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Did you hear that?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Who's she? - Rose, Sarah Jane. Sarah Jane, Rose.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hi. Nice to meet you.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36You can tell you're getting older, your assistants are getting younger.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- I'm not his assistant! - No. ..Get you, Tiger.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47Sorry, it's only me. You told me to investigate so I started looking through some of these cupboards
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- and all these fell out on me.- Oh, my God, they're rats.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Dozens of rats.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Vacuum-packed rats.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- And you decided to scream? - It took me by surprise.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Like a little girl.- It was dark, I was covered in rats.- Nine years old. Pigtails, frilly skirt.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Hello, can we focus? Does anyone notice anything strange about this?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Rats in school.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10They use them in biology lessons. They dissect them.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13..Or maybe you haven't reached that bit yet. How old are you?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Excuse me, no-one dissects rats in school any more, they haven't done that for years.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Where are you from - the Dark Ages? - Anyway, moving on!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Everything started when Mr Finch arrived.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24We should go and check his office.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28I don't mean to be rude or anything, but who exactly are you?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sarah Jane Smith. I used to travel with the Doctor.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh, he's never mentioned you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Sarah Jane - I mention her all the time.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Hold on... Sorry...
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- never.- What? Not even once!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- He didn't mention me once!- Oh, mate.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48The missus and the ex, welcome to every man's worst nightmare.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Maybe those rats were food? - Food for what?
0:14:56 > 0:15:02Rose, you know you used to think all the teachers slept in the school...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05well...they do.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12No way.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- I'm not going back in there. No way. - What about the teachers?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Since you arrived you brought with you seven new teachers, four dinner ladies and a nurse. 13.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- 13 big bat people. Come on. - You're kidding.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I need the Tardis to analyse that oil.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I might be able to help you there. I've got something to show you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44K9!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, allow me to introduce K9.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Well... K9 mark 3 to be precise.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Why does he look so...disco?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Oi! Listen, in the year 5000, this was cutting edge.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- What's happened to him? - One day, he just...
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Nothing. - Didn't you try and get him repaired?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's not like getting parts for a Mini Metro.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08Besides, the technology inside him could rewrite human science. I couldn't show him to anyone.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11What's the nasty lady done to you? Hey?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19No offence, but can you two just stop petting for a minute?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Never mind the tin dog. We're busy.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You see what's impressive is that it's been nearly
0:16:34 > 0:16:36an hour since we met her and I still haven't said I told you so.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- I'm not listening to this.- Though I have prepared a little "I was right" dance that I can show you later.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Two quid, love.
0:16:44 > 0:16:50All this time you've been giving it, "He's different!" but the truth is he's just like any other bloke.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52You don't know what you're talking about.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Maybe not.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58But if I were you I'd go easy on the chips.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Come to me.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Come to me.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I thought of you on Christmas Day.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26This Christmas just gone, great big spaceship overhead, I thought, "Bet he's up there."
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Right on top of it, yeah? - And Rose?- She was there, too.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Did I do something wrong? Because you never came back for me, you just dumped me.- I told you,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- I was called back home and in those days humans weren't allowed. - I waited for you.
0:17:43 > 0:17:49- I missed you.- Oh, you didn't need me, you were getting on with your life. - You were my life.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53You know what the most difficult thing was?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Coping with what happens next or with what doesn't happen next.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01You took me to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, you showed me
0:18:01 > 0:18:05supernovas, intergalactic battles and you just dropped me back on Earth.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08How could anything compare to that?
0:18:08 > 0:18:14- All those things you saw, you want me to apologise for that?- No, but we get a taste of that splendour
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- and then we have to go back! - Look at you, you were investigating.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23- You found that school, you were doing what you always did. - You could have come back.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I couldn't.- Why not?
0:18:32 > 0:18:37- It wasn't Croydon, where you dropped me off, it wasn't Croydon. - Where was it?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Aberdeen!- Right.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43That's next to Croydon, isn't it?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, right, now we're in business.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Master!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- He recognises me!- Affirmative.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Rose, give us the oil.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I wouldn't touch it though, that dinner lady got all scorched.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'm no dinner lady. And I don't often say that.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Here we go. Come on boy, here we go.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oil. Ex, ex, ex... Extract, ana, ana... Analysing..
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Listen to him, man, that's a voice!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Careful, that's my dog. Confirmation of analysis.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Substance is Krillitane oil.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- They're Krillitanes.- Is that bad?
0:19:30 > 0:19:36- Very. Think how bad things could possibly be and add another suitcase full of bad.- What are Krillitanes?
0:19:36 > 0:19:41They're a composite race. Just like your culture is a mixture of traditions from many countries,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43people you've invaded or been invaded by,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47the Krillitanes are the same, an amalgam of races they've conquered.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50But they take physical aspects as well.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53They cherry-pick the best bits from the people they destroy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56That's why I didn't recognise them. The last time I saw Krillitanes
0:19:56 > 0:20:01- they looked just like us except with really long necks.- What are they doing here?
0:20:01 > 0:20:06It's the children. They're doing something to the children.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15So what's the deal with the tin dog?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18The Doctor likes travelling with an entourage.
0:20:18 > 0:20:24Sometimes they're humans, sometimes they're aliens and sometimes they're tin dogs. What about you?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Where do you fit in the picture?- Me?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I'm their man in a van, I'm their technical support, I'm...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Oh, my God.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm the tin dog.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41On my command...
0:20:42 > 0:20:44How many of us have there been travelling with you?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Does it matter?- Yeah, it does, if I'm just the latest in a long line.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50As opposed to what?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I thought you and me were...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I obviously got it wrong.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I've been to the year 5 billion, right, but this,
0:20:58 > 0:21:02now this is really seeing the future, you just leave us behind.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Is that what you're going to do to me?- No, not to you. - But Sarah Jane, you were
0:21:07 > 0:21:09that close to her once and now...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12You never even mention her.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Why not?- I don't age.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I regenerate.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20But humans decay.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You wither and you die.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Imagine watching that happen to someone who you...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28What, Doctor?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32You can spend the rest of your life with me...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37But I can't spend the rest of mine with you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I have to live on.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Alone.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45That's the curse of the Time Lords.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Time Lord.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Was that a Krillitane?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03It didn't even touch her, just flew off. What did it do that for?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11BELL RINGS
0:22:20 > 0:22:25Rose and Sarah, you go to the maths room, crack open those computers. I need to see the hardware inside.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- You might need this. Mickey, surveillance. I want you outside. - Just stand outside?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Here, take these. You can keep K9 company.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Leave the window open a crack.- What? He's metal.- I didn't mean for him!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37What are you going to do?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's time I had a word with Mr Finch.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Who are you? - My name is Brother Lassar. And you?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10The Doctor. Since when did Krillitanes have wings?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14It's been our form for nearly 10 generations now.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Our ancestors invaded Bessan.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18The people there had some rather lovely wings.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22They made a million widows in one day, just imagine.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- And now your shape's human. - A personal favourite, that's all.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- And the others? - My brothers remain in bat form.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31What you see is a simple morphic illusion.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Scratch the surface and the true Krillitane lies beneath.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37And what of the Time Lords?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I always thought of you as such a pompous race.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Ancient, dusty senators. So frightened of change and...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47chaos.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50And of course, they're all but extinct.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Only you. The last.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56This plan of yours, what is it?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- You don't know? - That's why I'm asking.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, show me how clever you are.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Work it out.- If I don't like it,
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- then it will stop.- Fascinating.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Your people were peaceful to the point of indolence.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You seem to be something new.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Would you declare war on us, Doctor?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'm so old now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I used to have so much mercy.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You get one warning.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- That was it.- But we're not even enemies. Soon, you will embrace us.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37The next time we meet,
0:24:37 > 0:24:39you will join with me.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42I promise you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51"Surveillance." You ask me, it's just another way of saying,
0:24:51 > 0:24:55"Sit at the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter."
0:24:58 > 0:25:01That'll be me talking to a metal dog, then.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- It's not working.- Give it to me.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Used to work first time, in my day.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Well, things were a lot simpler back then.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Rose, can I give you a bit of advice? - I've got a feeling you're about to.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I know how intense a relationship with the Doctor can be. And I don't want you to feel I'm intruding...
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- I don't feel threatened by you, if that's what you mean.- Good.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm not interested in picking up where we left off.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31No? Big sad eyes and the robot dog, what else were you doing last night?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I was just saying how hard it was, adjusting to life back on Earth.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Thing is, when you two met, they'd only just got rid of rationing.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42No wonder all that space stuff was a bit too much for you.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I had no problem with space stuff. I saw things you wouldn't believe.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- Try me.- Mummies.- I've met ghosts. - Robots. Lots of robots.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Slitheen, in Downing Street.- Daleks.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Met the Emperor.- Anti-matter monsters!- Gas mask zombies!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Real living dinosaurs! - Real living werewolf!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- The Loch Ness Monster!- Seriously?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Listen to us.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12It's like me and my mate Shareen. The only time we fell out was over a man.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15And we're arguing over the Doctor.
0:26:18 > 0:26:24With you, did he do that thing where he'd explain something at like 90mph and you'd go, "What?"
0:26:24 > 0:26:30- And he'd look at you like you just dribbled on your shirt? - All the time!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Does he still stroke bits of the Tardis?- Yes! Yes, he does!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37I'm like, "Do you two want to be alone?"
0:26:37 > 0:26:40How's it going?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44What? Listen, I need to find out what's programmed inside these.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45What?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Stop it!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Brothers, we must initiate the final phase.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Get the children inside and seal the school.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Our time has come, my brothers.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Today, we shall become gods.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07TANNOY: 'All pupils to class immediately.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12'And would all members of staff please congregate in the staff room.'
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Break time's finished early!
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Isn't that fantastic?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31No, no, this classroom's out of bounds.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35You've all got to go to the South Hall. Off you go, South Hall.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38What is it now, Mr Finch?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Slight change in the timetable. We're having an early lunch.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51SCREECHING AND SCREAMING
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- I can't shift it.- Thought the sonic screwdriver could open anything.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04Except a deadlock seal, there's got to be something inside here. What are they teaching those kids?
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Close the school.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25HE BURPS
0:28:54 > 0:28:56You wanted the program. There it is.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Some sort of code.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38No.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42No, they can't be.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- They've taken them all!- What? - They've taken all the children!
0:29:53 > 0:29:54Come on, I need some help!
0:29:56 > 0:30:01Systems restarting. All primary drives functioning.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04OK, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Do you have a lock-picking device?
0:30:06 > 0:30:08We are in a car.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Maybe a drill attachment?
0:30:10 > 0:30:11We are in a car.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Fat lot of good you are.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14We are in a car.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17Wait a sec. We're in a car.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Get back!
0:30:20 > 0:30:24The Skasis Paradigm. They're trying to crack the Skasis Paradigm.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- The Skasis what?- The God Maker.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31The Universal Theory. Crack that equation and you've got control over the building blocks of the universe.
0:30:31 > 0:30:37- Time and space and matter, yours to control.- What, and the kids are like a giant computer?
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Yes! And their learning power is being accelerated by the oil!
0:30:41 > 0:30:46That oil from the kitchens, it works as a conducting agent. Makes the kids cleverer.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- That oil's on the chips, I've eaten them.- What's 59 x 35?
0:30:48 > 0:30:52- 2,065. Oh, my God!- But why use children, can't they use adults?
0:30:52 > 0:30:56No, it's got to be children. The God Maker needs imagination to crack it.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59They're not just using the children's brains to break the code,
0:30:59 > 0:31:01they're using their souls.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Let the lesson begin.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Think of it, Doctor.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10With the Paradigm solved, reality becomes clay in our hands.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12We can shape the universe, and improve it.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Oh, yeah. The whole of creation with the face of Mr Finch.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Call me old-fashioned, I like things as they are.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22You act like such a radical and yet all you want do is preserve the old order.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Think of the changes that could be made if the power was used for good.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26- What, by someone like you?- No.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Someone like you.
0:31:29 > 0:31:34The Paradigm gives us power, but you could give us wisdom.
0:31:34 > 0:31:35Become a God,
0:31:35 > 0:31:38at my side.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Imagine what you could do, think of the civilisations you could save.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Perganon, Ascinta, your own people, Doctor.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Standing tall.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51The Time Lords, reborn.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- Doctor, don't listen to him. - And you could be with him throughout eternity.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Young, fresh.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Never wither, never age, never die.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Their lives are so fleeting. So many goodbyes.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06How lonely you must be, Doctor.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Join us.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- I could save everyone.- Yes.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13I could stop the war.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19No. The universe has to move forward.
0:32:19 > 0:32:23Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Whether it's a world, or a relationship.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Everything has its time.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30And everything ends.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53C'mon!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57HE SCREECHES
0:33:17 > 0:33:18What is going on?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- Are they my teachers?- Yeah. Sorry.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47We need the Doctor alive. As for the others, you can feast.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Brother!
0:34:04 > 0:34:08K9!Suggest that you engage running mode, Mistress.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Come on! K9, Hold them back!
0:34:11 > 0:34:15Affirmative, master.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Maximum defence mode!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Power supply failing.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31Forget the shootie dog thing.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Power supply failing.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41It's the oil! Krillitane life forms can't handle the oil, that's it!
0:34:41 > 0:34:45They've changed their physiology so often, their oil is toxic to them.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48- How much was there in the kitchens? - Barrels of it.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55OK, we need to get to the kitchens. Mickey!
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- Hold the coats?- Get the children unplugged and out of the school.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Now then, bats, bats, bats... How do we fight bats?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Get after them!
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Master.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28C'mon on, boy! Good boy.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31OK, listen, everyone. We've got to get out of here.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46They've been deadlock sealed.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Finch must have done it. I can't open them!
0:35:48 > 0:35:54The vats would not withstand a direct hit from my laser, but my batteries are failing.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Right, everyone out of the back door. K9, stay with me.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Everyone, get out. Now!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Come on! Move! Let's go, let's go!
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Capacity for only one shot, Master.
0:36:47 > 0:36:51For maximum impact, I must be stationed directly beside the vat.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53But you'll be trapped inside.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56- That is correct. - I can't let you do that.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58No alternative possible, Master.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Goodbye, old friend. - Goodbye, Master.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- You good dog.- Affirmative.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Where's K9?
0:37:24 > 0:37:25We need to run.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Where is he? What have you done?
0:37:28 > 0:37:30When we find him,
0:37:30 > 0:37:32eat him if you must, but bring me his brain.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44The little dog with the nasty bite.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Not so powerful now, are you?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55C'mon, guys, let's go, let's go.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Burning!
0:38:01 > 0:38:04You bad dog.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Affirmative.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Yes!
0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Did you have something to do with it?- Yeah, I did.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Oh, my God.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Kenny blew up the school! It was Kenny!
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Ken-ny! Ken-ny! Ken-ny!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- I'm sorry.- It's all right.
0:38:34 > 0:38:39He was just a daft metal dog. Fine, really.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Cuppa tea?
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- You've redecorated.- D'you like it?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Oh, I do.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Yeah. I preferred it as it was, but, er...
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Yeah, it'll do.- I love it.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Hey you, what's 47 x 369?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32No idea. It's gone now, the oil's faded.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35But you're still clever. More than a match for him.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37You and me both.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Doctor?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44We're about to head off, but...
0:39:44 > 0:39:46you could come with us.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I can't do this any more.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57Besides, I've got a much bigger adventure ahead.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Time I stopped waiting for you and found a life of my own.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Can I come?
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Not with you, I mean. ..With you.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12Cos I'm not the tin dog and I want to see what's out there.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Oh, go on, Doctor. Sarah Jane Smith and Mickey Smith.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17You need a Smith on board.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19OK, then. I could do with a laugh.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23- Rose, is that OK?- No, great.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Why not?
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Well, I'd better go.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37What do I do?
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- Do I stay with him?- Yes.
0:40:39 > 0:40:44Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.
0:40:51 > 0:40:56Find me, if you need to, one day. Find me.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12It's daft, but I haven't ever thanked you for that time. And, like I said,
0:41:12 > 0:41:14I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Something to tell the grandkids.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Er, I think it'll be someone else's grandkids now.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Right, yes.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Sorry, I didn't get a chance to ask. You haven't...
0:41:24 > 0:41:27There hasn't been anyone,
0:41:27 > 0:41:31- you know? - Well, there was this one guy.
0:41:31 > 0:41:37I travelled with him for a while, but he was a tough act to follow.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Goodbye, Doctor. - Oh, it's not goodbye...
0:41:40 > 0:41:44Say it, please. This time, say it.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Goodbye.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48My Sarah Jane.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22K9!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Mistress.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26But... You were blown up. The master rebuilt me.
0:42:26 > 0:42:31My systems are much improved with new omniflexible hyperlink facilities.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34He replaced you with a brand new model.Affirmative.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Yeah.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37He does that.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Come on, you. Home.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42We've got work to do.Affirmative.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56We are under attack! There are creatures! We can't stop them!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59We need to find out what they're looking for.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00You are inside my mind.
0:43:00 > 0:43:05A spaceship from the 51st century stalking a woman from the 18th.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09They found the right time window. Now it's time to send in the troops.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16The clock on the mantle is broken.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18It is time.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Doctor! Doctor!
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