0:00:40 > 0:00:42RAP: What can happen on the average beautiful day?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You never know
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Celebrate seasonal changes...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50MOBILE RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52You're up early! What's happening?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56It's a nightmare, cos Dad won't listen, Mum is going mental.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Martha, this is epic. You've gotta stop him.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- How do I do that? - Tell Dad he can't bring her. - PHONE BEEPS
0:01:02 > 0:01:04That's Leo, I'll call you back.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Martha, if Mum and Dad kick off, tell 'em I don't even want a party.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I didn't ask for one. They can always give me the money instead.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Why do I have to tell them? Hold on, that's Mum.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'll call you back.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't mind your father making a fool of himself in private,
0:01:18 > 0:01:22but this is Leo's 21st - everyone is going to be there,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25and the entire family will look ridiculous.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Mum, it's a party! I can't stop Dad from bringing his girlfriend.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Hold on, that's Dad. I'll call you back.- Ohh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Martha? Now, tell your mother. Leo is my son,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39AND I'm paying for half that party.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm entitled to bring who I like.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44What will it look like for Mum if you're there with Annalise?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What's wrong with Annalise?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Is that Martha? Say hi!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Hi, Martha! Hiii! - Hiii, Annalise...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Big kiss! Lots of love! See you at the party, babes!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Now take me shopping, big boy.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Like so! You see?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oi! Watch it, mate!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49I was all right till this morning and then, I don't know,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I woke up and I felt all dizzy again.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It was worse than when I came in.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Pulse is slightly thready.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Well, let's see what Britain's finest might suggest.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Any ideas, Morgenstern?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Er, dizziness could be a sign of early-onset diabetes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Hardly early onset, if you'll forgive me, Miss Finnegan. Any more ideas? Swales?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Erm, could recommend a CT scan.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13And spend all our money? Jones?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16We could take bloods and check for Meniere's disease.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Or we could just ask the patient.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What did you have for dinner last night?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- I had salad.- And the night before? - Salad again.
0:03:24 > 0:03:30And salad every night for the past week, contrary to my instructions.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Salt deficiency, that's all. Simple, honest salt.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Recommended the inhalation of steam from sea water.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Though no doubt, if he'd been afflicted with my students,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47his oaths might have been rather more colourful.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Now then, Mr Smith, good morning to you. How are you today?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, not so bad. Still a bit, y'know, bleuch.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Why don't you see what you can find? Amaze me.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Well, it wasn't very clever running round outside, was it?- Sorry?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- On Chancellor Street? You came up to me and took your tie off.- Really?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16What did I do that for?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- I don't know. You just did.- Not me. I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24That's weird, cos it looked like you. Have you got a brother?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26No, not any more. Just me.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30As time passes and I grow ever more infirm and weary, Miss Jones?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Sorry.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Right...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36HEART BEATS
0:04:39 > 0:04:41HEART BEATS
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I weep for future generations.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Are you having trouble locating the heart?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Erm, I don't know.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Stomach cramps? - That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00And you rather failed basic techniques by not consulting first with the patient's chart.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- That happened to me this morning. - I had the same thing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- And me, in the lift. - Well, it's only to be expected.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10There's a thunderstorm moving in, and lightning
0:05:10 > 0:05:13is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Anyone?- Benjamin Franklin.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Correct.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22My mate Ben! That was a day. I got rope burns off that kite. And I got soaked.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Quite.- And then I got electrocuted!
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Moving on... I think perhaps a visit from Psychiatric.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32And next we have Mr...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38No, listen, I've worked out a plan.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate
0:05:42 > 0:05:43and she won't turn up!
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Take this seriously. That's our inheritance she's spending. On fake tan!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49I'm not far away, let's meet up.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51We can draw up a battle plan.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- In this weather? I'm not going out. It's pouring.- It's not raining here.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01God, that's weird.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06- It's raining right on top of you. I can see it, but it's dry where I am. - Well, you just got lucky.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It's like in cartoons, when a man's got a cloud over him.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'll tell you what we'll do.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17We tell Dad and Annalise to get there early, about 7:30,
0:06:17 > 0:06:21and we tell Leo to get there at the same time to do that birthday stuff.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We tell Mum to get there for about 8:30, 9,
0:06:23 > 0:06:28then that gives me time to have a word with Annalise, and... What?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- The rain.- It's only rain.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Martha, have you seen the rain?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Why's everyone fussing about rain?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It's going up.- The rain is going up.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51THUNDER CLAPS, GLASS SMASHES
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- What the hell was that? - Are you all right?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I think so, yeah.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- It felt like an earthquake, or...? - Martha!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21It's night.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25But it was lunchtime.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- It's not night.- But it's got to be.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's dark.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32We're on the moon.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Can't be!- We're on the moon.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40We're on the bloody moon!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05THEY ALL SCREAM
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I'm sorry, miss, no.- My God.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Martha? Martha, can you hear me?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Martha?
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Somebody help me!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Have you seen Mr Stoker? - I'm sorry, I can't.
0:09:07 > 0:09:13All right, now, everyone, back to bed. We've got an emergency, but we'll sort it out, don't worry.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18It's real. It's really real!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Hold on. - Don't! We'll lose all the air!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27They're not airtight. If the air was gonna get sucked out, it would have done. But it didn't, so how come?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Very good point! Brilliant, in fact. What was your name?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Martha.- And it was Jones, wasn't it?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Well, Martha Jones, question is, how are we breathing?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- We can't be! - We are, don't waste my time.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Martha, is there a balcony on this floor, or a veranda, or...?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- By the patients' lounge, yeah. - Do you fancy going out?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- OK.- We might die.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49We might not.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Good! Come on.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Not her, she'd hold us up.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20We've got air!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24How does that work?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Just be glad it does.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I've got a party tonight.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It's my brother's 21st.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41My mother's gonna be really...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- really...- You OK?- Yeah.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Sure?- Yeah. - D'you want to go back in?- No way.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50We could die any minute, but all the same...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's beautiful.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- D'you think?- How many people want to go to the moon?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57And here we are.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Standing in the Earthlight.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03What do you think happened?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- What do you think?- Extraterrestrial.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10It's got to be. I dunno, a few years ago
0:11:10 > 0:11:13that would've sounded mad, but these days...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15That spaceship flying into Big Ben.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Christmas. Those Cybermen things.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I had a cousin.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Adeola.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27She worked at Canary Wharf.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29She never came home.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I'm sorry.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Yeah.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I was there,
0:11:37 > 0:11:41in the battle. They were...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I promise you, Mr Smith, we will find a way out.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49If we can travel to the moon, we can travel back.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- There must be a way. - It's not Smith.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- That's not my real name. - Who are you, then?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55I'm the Doctor.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Me too, if I ever pass my exams.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00What is it, then - Dr Smith?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Just the Doctor. - How do you mean, "Just the Doctor"?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Just the Doctor. - What, people call you "the Doctor"?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Yeah.- Well, I'm not.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I'd better make a start, then. Let's have a look,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17there must be some sort of...
0:12:20 > 0:12:24..forcefield keeping the air in.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30But if that's like a bubble, sealing us in, that means this is the only air we've got.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- What happens when it runs out? - How many people here?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Dunno, a thousand?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38One thousand people suffocating.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Why would anyone do that? - ENGINES ROAR
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Heads up! Ask 'em yourself.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Aliens.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Judoon.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Mr Stoker?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to ask. But can you help me?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I think we've gone beyond aspirin, Miss, er...?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Finnegan.- Names!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22What are names now, when something unnameable is marching towards us?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Two more years, I thought, two more years, and then retire to Florida.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27But there is Florida, in the sky.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I can see it! My daughter -
0:14:31 > 0:14:33she's still in university.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I am never going to see her again.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37But I need help, Mr Stoker.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- I can't do anything! - Oh, I think you can.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45What do you two want? It's a bit late to sign for anything.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47These are my lovely boys.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I prefer not to get my hands dirty.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I'm sorry?- You see, there are great tests to come,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55and terrible deeds, some of them my own.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59But if I'm to survive this, I need you.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- What are you talking about?- Blood.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Specifically, yours.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06What are you doing?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10What are you doing? Let go of me! What the hell? Let go!
0:15:10 > 0:15:15You see, I was only salt-deficient because I'm so very good at absorbing it.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17But now I need fire in my veins.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22And who better than a consultant, with blood full
0:15:22 > 0:15:28of salty fats and vintage wines and all those Michelin-star sauces?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Who are you? - Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36At any cost. Look!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I've even brought a straw.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52THEY MUTTER IN ALARM
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Bo! Sco! Fo! Do!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Erm, we are citizens of planet Earth.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We welcome you in peace.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51IT GRUNTS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55P-Please don't hurt me.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I was just trying to help. I'm sorry. Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02ON DEVICE: 'P-Please don't hurt me. I was just trying to help.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- 'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.' - Language assimilated.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Designation: Earth English.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You will be catalogued.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Category: human.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Catalogue all suspects.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Aw, look, you've got a little shop! I like a little shop.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Never mind that! What are Judoon?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39They're like police. Well...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Police for hire. More like interplanetary thugs.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- And they brought us to the moon? - Neutral territory.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48According to Galactic Law, they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53That rain and lightning? That was them using an H2O Scoop.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57What are you on about, "Galactic Law"? Where d'you get that from?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Human.- If they're police, are we under arrest?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Are we trespassing on the moon? - No, but I like that! Good thinking.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12No, wish it were that simple. They're making a catalogue.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- That means they're after something non-human, which is bad news for me. - Why?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Oh, you're kidding me.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Don't be ridiculous.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Stop looking at me like that. - Come on, then.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Troop Five, floor one! Troop Six, floor two!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Identify humans and find the transgressor! Find it!
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Prepare to be catalogued! - Do what they say! All they do is shine this light thing.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57They're not going to hurt us. Listen to them.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Witness the crime.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Charge: physical assault.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Plea: guilty. Sentence: execution.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19You didn't have to do that.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Justice is swift.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28They've reached the third floor.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- What's that thing? - Sonic screwdriver.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Well, if you won't answer properly...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No, really, it is! It's a screwdriver. And it's sonic. Look.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40What else have you got? A laser spanner?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42No, it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst, cheeky woman.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45What's wrong with this computer?!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Judoon must have locked it down.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Judoon platoon upon the moon.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I was just travelling past, I swear. I wasn't looking for trouble.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I noticed these plasma coils around the hospital.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59It's been building up for two days now.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02So I thought something was going on inside.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Turns out it was the Judoon up above.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What are they looking for? - Something that looks human but isn't.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Like you. Apparently.- Like me.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- But not me.- Haven't they got a photo? - Might be a shape-changer.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Whatever it is, can't you just leave the Judoon to find it?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21If they find the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive, they'll execute it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- All of us?- Oh, yes. But if I can find this thing first...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh! See?! They're thick! Judoon are thick.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29So thick, they've wiped the records!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Oh, that's clever. - What are we looking for?- Don't know.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Say, any patient admitted with unusual symptoms. Maybe there's a backup...
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Just keep working. I'll go and ask Mr Stoker. He might know.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Mr Stoker?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Kill her!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- I've restored the backup. - I found her!- You did what?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Run!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52When I say "Now," press the button.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- But I don't know which one! - Then find out!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12NOW!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25What did you do?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Increased the radiation by 5,000%. Killed him dead.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- But isn't that gonna kill you? - Nah, it's only Rontgen radiation.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35We used to play with Rontgen bricks.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's safe for you to come out. I've absorbed it all.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40All I need to do is expel it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44If I concentrate,
0:22:44 > 0:22:49shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot -
0:22:49 > 0:22:51say, my left shoe.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Out, out, out, out,
0:22:57 > 0:23:02out, out out, ow, ah, itches, itches, itches, itches!
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Done!- You're completely mad.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You're right. I look daft with one shoe.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Barefoot on the moon!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18What is that thing?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Where's it from, the Planet Zovirax? - Just a Slab.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23They're called Slabs.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Basic slave drones, you see. Solid leather all the way through.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Someone has got one hell of a fetish.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32But it was that woman, Miss Finnegan.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34It was working for her, just like a servant.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- My sonic screwdriver! - She was a patient... - Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41She had this straw, like some sort of vampire.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- I love my sonic screwdriver! - Doctor!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Sorry.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- You called me Doctor.- Anyway!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Miss Finnegan is the alien.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Funny time to take a snack. You'd think she'd be hiding.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Unless... No?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03YES! Internal shape-changer!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06She wasn't drinking blood, she was assimilating it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Prepare to be catalogued!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Human.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood, mimic the biology, she'll register as human!
0:24:26 > 0:24:30We've got to find her and show the Judoon. Come on!
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Human.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57That's the thing about Slabs - they always travel in pairs.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- What about you?- What about me what?
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Well, haven't you got backup? You must have a partner or something.
0:25:06 > 0:25:12Humans! We're on the moon, with Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal, and you ask personal questions?!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I like that - "Humans"(!) I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Non-human!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Oh, my God, you really are! - And again.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They've done this floor.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Come on.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47The Judoon are logical and just a little bit thick.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51They won't check a floor they've checked already. If we're lucky.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52How much oxygen is there?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Not enough for all these people.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- We're gonna run out. - How you feeling? You all right?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Running on adrenaline.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Welcome to my world. - What about the Judoon?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Big lung reserves. Won't slow them down. Where's Mr Stoker's office?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07It's this way.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17She's gone!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19She was here.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Drained him dry.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Every last drop. I was right, she's a Plasmavore.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Then what's she doing on Earth?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Hiding. On the run,
0:26:30 > 0:26:31like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34What's she doing now? She's still not safe.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- The Judoon could execute us all. Come on.- Wait a minute.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Think, think, think. If I was a wanted Plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Ohh...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56She's as clever as me.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Almost.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Find the non-human! Execute!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Stay here. You've got to hold them up.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- How do I do that? - Just... Forgive me.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08It could save a thousand lives. It means nothing. Honestly.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19That was nothing?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Have you seen?!
0:27:45 > 0:27:49There are these things, these great big space rhino things.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I mean, rhinos from space?! And we're on the moon!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Great big space rhinos with guns on the moon!
0:27:55 > 0:27:59I only came in for my bunions! Look! All fixed now. Good treatment. The nurses were lovely.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04I'd recommend this place to anyone, but then we end up on the moon!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Did I mention the rhinos?!- Hold him.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Find the non-human! Execute!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Now listen. I know who you're looking for.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26She's this woman. She calls herself Florence.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Human. Wait! Non-human trace suspected!
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Non-human element confirmed!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Authorise full scan!
0:28:36 > 0:28:40What are you? What are you?
0:28:40 > 0:28:44Um, that big, erm, machine thing - is it supposed to be making that noise?
0:28:44 > 0:28:49- You wouldn't understand. - But isn't that a magnetic resonance imaging thing?
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Like a ginormous sort of a magnet? I did Magnetics GCSE.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Well, I failed, but all the same...
0:28:54 > 0:28:58A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 tesla.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Ooh, that's a bit strong. Isn't it?
0:29:00 > 0:29:04It'll send out a magnetic pulse that'll fry the brain stems
0:29:04 > 0:29:07of every living thing within 250,000 miles.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11Except for me. Safe in this room.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14But hold on, hold on. I did Geography GCSE. I passed that one.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18- Doesn't that distance include the Earth?- Only the side facing the moon.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21The other half will survive. Call it my gift.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Sorry, I'm a little bit out of my depth.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27I've spent 15 years working as a postman. Hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
0:29:27 > 0:29:31With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34That's weird. You talk like you're some sort of an alien.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Quite so.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38- No?!- Oh, yes.- You're joshing me.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- I am not.- I'm talking to an alien?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43In hospital?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Has it got an ET department? - It's a perfect hiding place.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Blood banks downstairs for a midnight feast.
0:29:48 > 0:29:53And all this equipment, ready to arm myself with, should the police come looking.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55So those rhinos are looking for you!
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Yes. But I'm hidden.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Oh, right.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06- Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans.- What?
0:30:06 > 0:30:11Big Chief Rhino boy, he said, no sign of a non-human, we must increase our scans up to setting two?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13I must assimilate again.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- What does that mean? - I must appear to be human.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19You're welcome to come home and meet the wife, she'd be honoured.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- We can have cake! - Why should I have cake?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24I've got my little straw.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28That's nice. Milkshake? I like banana.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29You're quite the funny man.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32And yet, I think, laughing on purpose.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34At the darkness.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I think it's time you found some peace. Steady him!
0:30:40 > 0:30:42What are you doing?
0:30:42 > 0:30:45I'm afraid this is going to hurt.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49But if it's any consolation, the dead don't tend to remember.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Confirm human.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Traces of facial contact with non-human.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Continue the search!
0:30:58 > 0:31:00- You will need this.- What's that for?
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Compensation.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Now see what you've done! This poor man just died of fright.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Scan him!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Confirmation, deceased.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33No, he can't be. Let me through, let me see him.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- Stop. Case closed.- But it was her!
0:31:35 > 0:31:39She killed him, she did it, she murdered him.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Judoon have no authority over human crime.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46- But she's not human! - Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47But she's not, she assim...
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Wait a minute.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53You drank his blood? The Doctor's blood!
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- Oh, I don't mind, scan all you like. - Non-human!
0:31:59 > 0:32:02- What?- Confirm analysis.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Oh, but that's a mistake, surely.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08I'm human, I'm as human as they come.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10He gave his life so they'd find you.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Confirm, Plasmavore!
0:32:12 > 0:32:17Charged with the crime of murdering the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
0:32:17 > 0:32:18Well, she deserved it!
0:32:18 > 0:32:23Those pink cheeks and those blonde curls, and that simpering voice,
0:32:23 > 0:32:26she was begging for the bite of a Plasmavore!
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- Then you confess? - Confess? I'm proud of it!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Slab, stop them!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Verdict: guilty. Sentence: execution!
0:32:43 > 0:32:48Enjoy your victory, Judoon. Cos you're going to burn with me!
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Burn in hell!
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Case closed.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01But what did she mean, burn with me?
0:33:01 > 0:33:03The scanner shouldn't do that, she's done something.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12Scans detect lethal acceleration of mono-magnetic pulse.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Well, do something, stop it!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Our jurisdiction has ended.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Judoon will evacuate.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21You can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25All units withdraw!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40What about the air? We're running out of air.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55You can't go! That thing's gonna explode, and it's your fault!
0:34:03 > 0:34:07One, two, three, four, five.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10One, two, three, four, five...
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Two hearts!
0:34:13 > 0:34:21One, two, three, four, five... One, two, three, four, five...
0:34:35 > 0:34:37The scanner,
0:34:37 > 0:34:40she did something.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14The sonic!
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Come on, come on,
0:36:10 > 0:36:12come on, come on, please.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Come on, Judoon, reverse it.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20It's raining, Martha. It's raining on the moon.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22THUNDER CLAPS
0:36:42 > 0:36:45..I represented the human race.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49- I told them, "You can't do that," I said...- Martha!
0:36:49 > 0:36:53Oh, my God, I thought you were dead, what happened?
0:36:53 > 0:36:54It was so weird!
0:36:54 > 0:36:58The police didn't have a clue, and I tried phoning. Mum's on her way.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00But they've closed off all the roads.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03There's thousands of people trying to get in.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Dad phoned. It's on the news and everything, he was crying.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Oh, my God, I've been a mess, but what happened?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12I mean, what really happened, where were you?
0:37:12 > 0:37:16'Eyewitness reports from the Royal Hope Hospital are pouring in,
0:37:16 > 0:37:18'and all seem to be remarkably consistent.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22'This from medical student Oliver Morgenstern.
0:37:22 > 0:37:28'I was there, I saw it happen and I feel uniquely privileged.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30'I looked out at the surface of the moon.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33'I saw the Earth suspended in space,
0:37:33 > 0:37:36'and it all just proves Mr Saxon right.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38'We're not alone in the Universe.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42'There's life out there. Wild and extraordinary life.'
0:37:42 > 0:37:45I am not staying in there to be insulted!
0:37:45 > 0:37:48She didn't mean it, she just said you look healthy.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52- No, I said orange! - Clive, she is disrespecting me! She's never liked me!
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Oh, can't think why, after you stole my husband!
0:37:55 > 0:37:58I was seduced! Tell her, babes!
0:37:58 > 0:38:02And then she has a go at Martha, accused her of making it all up.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Mum, I don't mind, just leave it.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Oh! "I've been to the Moon!"
0:38:05 > 0:38:08As if. They were drugged, it said so on the news!
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Since when did you watch the news? You can't handle Quizmania!
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Annalise started it, she did, I heard her.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18- Tish, don't make it worse. - Leo, what did she buy you? Soap!
0:38:18 > 0:38:22- A 75 pence soap!- I'm never talking to your family again.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Annalise, don't you dare! I'm putting my foot down!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Make a fool of yourself.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30God knows, you've been doing it for the last 25 years, why stop now?
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Oh, Mum, don't! I asked the DJ and he's playing that song later,
0:38:34 > 0:38:36he's playing Popcorn...
0:39:09 > 0:39:11I went to the moon today.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Bit more peaceful than down here.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18- You never even told me who you are. - The Doctor.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22But what sort of species? It's not every day I get to ask that.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25- I'm a Time Lord.- Right.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Not pompous at all, then.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30I just thought, since you saved my life,
0:39:30 > 0:39:34and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver which needs road-testing,
0:39:34 > 0:39:37you might fancy a trip.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40- What, into space?- Well...
0:39:40 > 0:39:41I can't, I've got exams.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45I've got things to do, I've got to go and pay the rent. I've got my family going mad.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48If it helps,
0:39:48 > 0:39:52- I can travel in time as well. - Get out of here.- I can!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Come on, that is going too far. - I'll prove it.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Told you!- No, but,
0:40:23 > 0:40:27that was this morning, but... Did you?
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Oh, my God! You can travel in time.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34But if you could see me this morning, why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39Except for cheap tricks.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41And that's your spaceship?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44It's called the TARDIS.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Your spaceship's made of wood.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53But there's not much room, we'd be a bit intimate.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Take a look.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06No, no, no.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10But it's just a box.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13But it's huge! How does it do that?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15It's wood!
0:41:15 > 0:41:19It's like a box with that room just crammed in!
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- It's bigger on the inside! - Is it? I hadn't noticed.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Right then, let's get going.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30But is there a crew?
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Like, a navigator and stuff, where is everyone?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Just me.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37All on your own?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Well, sometimes I have guests.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41I mean, friends, travelling with me.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45I had... There was recently a friend of mine.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Rose, her name was Rose.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52And we were together. Anyway.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- Where is she now?- With her family. Happy! She's fine.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Not that you're replacing her!
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Never said I was.- Just one trip.
0:41:59 > 0:42:04To say thanks, you get one trip, then back home. I'd rather be on my own.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Well, you're the one that kissed me.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13That was a genetic transfer!
0:42:13 > 0:42:16And if you will wear a tight suit.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- Now, don't.- And then travel all the way across the universe
0:42:19 > 0:42:20just to ask me on a date.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Stop it!
0:42:23 > 0:42:26For the record, I'm not remotely interested.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29I only go for humans.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Good! Now then,
0:42:32 > 0:42:34close down the gravitic anomalyser.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Fire up the helmic regulator.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38And finally,
0:42:38 > 0:42:41the handbrake!
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Ready?
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- No!- Off we go!
0:42:49 > 0:42:54- Blimey, it's a bit bumpy! - Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09The Globe Theatre containing the man himself.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Shut your big fat mouths!
0:43:12 > 0:43:13Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?
0:43:13 > 0:43:17- No autographs.- Loves Labours Won will never be played.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Upon this night the work is done.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20Witchcraft.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26- Hey nonny nonny!- No!
0:43:26 > 0:43:31The entire future of the human race, it ends right now in 1599 if we don't stop it.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34- Ba-da-boom-ba!- That's quite good.
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