0:02:59 > 0:03:00Kathy?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Your life could depend on this. Don't blink!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11They are fast, faster than you can believe.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Don't turn your back,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15don't look away, and don't blink.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Good luck.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33PHONE RINGS
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hello?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Bit freaked. Need to talk. Making you a coffee.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47'Sally Sparrow, it's one in the morning.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- 'You think I'm coming round at one in the morning?'- No.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52'I'm in the kitchen.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55'What's that on all those screens in your front room?'
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Oh, God!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Oh, God! Sally, you've met my brother Larry, haven't you?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- No.- 'You're about to.'
0:04:05 > 0:04:06OK.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12Not sure, but really, really hoping.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Pants?- No.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Put them on! Put them on!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I hate you! What were you thinking?!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Sorry.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32My useless brother.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Sally! What's wrong?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38What's happened?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45OK! Let's investigate!
0:04:45 > 0:04:50You and me, girl investigators. Love it!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Hey! Sparrow and Nightingale!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- That SO works!- Bit ITV.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I know!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02What did you come here for, anyway?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I love old things.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06They make me feel sad.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10What's good about sad?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's happy for deep people.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29The weeping angel.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Wouldn't have that in my garden.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's moved.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's what?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Since yesterday.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'm sure of it. It's closer.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It's got closer to the house.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55How can my name be written here?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59How is that possible?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Who'd come here?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09What are you doing?! It could be a burglar!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11A burglar who rings the doorbell(?)
0:06:12 > 0:06:14OK. I'll stay here in case of...
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- In case of...?- ..incidents?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm looking for Sally Sparrow.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36How did you know I'd be here?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I was told to bring this letter
0:06:39 > 0:06:43on this date at this exact time
0:06:43 > 0:06:46to Sally Sparrow.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- It looks old.- It is old.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I'm sorry, do you have anything with a photograph on it, like a driving licence?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58How did he know I was coming here?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I didn't tell anyone.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02How could anyone know?
0:07:02 > 0:07:07It's all a bit complicated. I'm not sure I understand it myself.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I'm sorry, I feel really stupid, but I was told to make absolutely sure.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- It's so hard to tell with these little photographs, isn't it? - Apparently.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Well, here goes, I suppose.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Funny feeling, after all these years.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Who's it from?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, that's a long story, actually.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Gimme a name.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Katherine Wainwright.
0:07:47 > 0:07:53But she specified I should tell you that prior to marriage she was called Kathy Nightingale.
0:07:56 > 0:08:03- Kathy?- Kathy, yes.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Katherine Costello Nightingale. - Is this a joke?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08A joke?!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Kathy, is this you? Very funny(!)
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Kathy?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24COWS MOO
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Kathy? Kathy!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Please, you need to take this.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I promised.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Excuse me?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Where am I?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I was in London.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- I was in the middle of London. - You're in Hull.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46No, I'm not.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- This is Hull.- No, it isn't.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50You're in Hull.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm not in Hull. Stop saying Hull.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Who are you?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Why are you here?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- I made a promise.- Who to?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02My grandmother. Katherine Costello Nightingale.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Don't have that in London. There's no call for it. It's all Hull.
0:09:09 > 0:09:111920?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Your grandmother?- Yes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17She died 20 years ago.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- So they're related?- I'm sorry?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31My Kathy, your grandmother - they're practically identical.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Where are you going?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41"My dearest Sally Sparrow,
0:09:41 > 0:09:44"if my grandson has done as he promises he will,
0:09:44 > 0:09:50"then as you read these words it has been mere minutes since we last spoke. For you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52"For me, it has been over 60 years.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56"The third of the photographs is of my children.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59"The youngest is Sally.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01"I named her after you, of course."
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This is sick!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10This is totally sick!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Kathy? Kathy!
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Kathy?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22No, wait! Hang on!
0:11:53 > 0:11:58"I suppose, unless I live to a really exceptional old age,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01"I will be long gone as you read this.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05"Don't feel sorry for me. I have led a good and full life.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09"I've loved a good man and been well loved in return.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13"You would have liked Ben.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17"He was the very first person I met in 1920."
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Are you following me?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Are you going to stop following me?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25No, I don't think so.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32"To take one breath in 2007 and the next in 1920
0:12:32 > 0:12:35"is a strange way to start a new life,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38"but a new life is exactly what I've always wanted."
0:12:38 > 0:12:401902?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You told him you were 18?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You lying cow!
0:12:47 > 0:12:52"My mum and dad are gone by your time, so really there's only Lawrence to tell.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56"He works at the DVD store on Queen Street.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00"I don't know what you're going to say to him, but I know you'll think of something.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04"Just tell him I love him."
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Excuse me, I'm looking for Lawrence Nightingale.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Through the back.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hello?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Martha!- Sorry.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Quite possibly.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50'Fraid so.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Oh. Hello.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Can I help you?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Hi.- 38.- Er, just a mo.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Hang on. We've met, haven't we?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It'll come to you.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, my God!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- There it is.- Sorry. Sorry again about the whole...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Message from your sister.- Oh! OK!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26What? What is it? What's the message?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28She's had to go away for a bit.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Where?- Just a work thing.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Nothing to worry about.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- OK.- And...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36And what?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38She loves you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40She what?!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42She said to say. She just sort of mentioned it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46She loves you. There, that's nice, isn't it?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Is she ill?- No! No.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Am I ill?- No!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Is this a trick?- No. She loves you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58People don't understand time.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00It's not what you think it is.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Who is this guy?- Sorry, the pause thing keeps slipping. Stupid thing.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Last night at Kathy's, you had him on those screens. That same guy.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Talking about, I dunno, blinking or something.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Yeah, the bit about the blinking's great!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I was checking to see if they were all the same.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- What were the same? What is this? Who is he?- An Easter egg.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Excuse me?- Like a DVD extra, yeah?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25You know how on DVDs they put extras on, documentaries and stuff?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Sometimes they put on hidden ones, and they call them Easter eggs.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31You have to look for them, follow clues in the menu screen.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Complicated.- Sorry.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's interesting, actually.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39He is on 17 different DVDs.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43There are 17 totally unrelated DVDs, all with him on,
0:15:43 > 0:15:45always hidden away, always a secret.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Not even the publishers know how he got there.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I've talked to the manufacturers, right? They don't even know.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53It's like he's a ghost DVD extra.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Just shows up where he's not supposed to be. But only on those. Those 17.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Well, what does he do?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Just sits there making random remarks.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's like we're hearing half a conversation.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Me and the guys are always trying to work out the other half.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10When you say you and the guys, you mean the internet, don't you?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- How do you know?- Spooky, isn't it?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Very complicated.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Florence? Need you!
0:16:19 > 0:16:20'Scuse me a sec.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint,
0:16:28 > 0:16:34it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Started well, that sentence.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38It got away from me, yeah.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40OK, that was weird.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Like you can hear me. - Well, I CAN hear you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44OK, that's enough.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48I've had enough now. I've had a long day and I've had bloody enough!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Sorry.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Bad day.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Got you the list.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56What?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59The 17 DVDs. I thought you might be interested.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah, great, thanks!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Go to the police, you stupid woman!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Why does nobody ever just go to the police?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Look, I know how mad I'm sounding.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Shall we try it from the beginning?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30OK. There's this house, a big old house, been empty for years, falling apart.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Wester Drumlins, out by the estate. You've probably seen it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Wester Drumlins?- Yes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Could you just wait here for a minute?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39SHE SIGHS
0:17:40 > 0:17:42THUNDER RUMBLES
0:18:09 > 0:18:12OK, cracking up now.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Hi. DI Billy Shipton.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Wester Drumlins, that's mine.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Can't talk to you now, got a thing I can't be late for, so if you could just...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hello!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hello.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Er, Marcie, can you tell them I'm gonna be late for that thing?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- All of them? - Over the last two years, yeah.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45They all still had personal items in them and a couple still had the motor running.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48So over the last two years the owners of all of these vehicles have
0:18:48 > 0:18:53driven up to Wester Drumlins House, parked outside and just disappeared.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58What's that?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ah! The pride of the Wester Drumlins collection.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06We found that there, too. Somebody's idea of a joke, I suppose.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07But what is it? What's a police box?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13They used to have them all over. But this isn't a real one.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16The phone's just a dummy, and the windows are the wrong size.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18We can't even get in it.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24But that's not the big question.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27See, you're missing the big question.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29OK, what's the big question?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Will you have a drink with me?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm sorry?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Drink, you, me, now?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Aren't you on duty, Detective Inspector Shipton?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Nope. Knocked off before I left.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Told 'em I had a family crisis.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Why?- Because life is short and you are hot.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Drink?- No.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Ever?- Maybe.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Phone number?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Moving kind of fast, DI Shipton.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Billy. I'm off duty.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Aren't you just!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Is that your phone number? - Just my phone number.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Not a promise, not a guarantee, not an IOU, just a phone number.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- And that's Sally...? - Sally Shipton. Sparrow.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Sally Sparrow.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- I'm going now. Don't look at me.- I'll phone you!- Don't look at me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Phone you tomorrow. - Don't look at me!
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Might even phone you tonight. - Don't look at me!- Definitely gonna phone you, gorgeous girl!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27You definitely better!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Welcome.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Where am I?- 1969. Not bad, as it goes. You've got the moon landing to look forward to.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, the moon landing's brilliant. We went four times.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Back when we had transport... - Working on it!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- How did I get here?- The same way we did. The touch of an angel.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Same one, probably, since you ended up in the same year. No, don't get up.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31Time travel without a capsule, nasty. Catch your breath, don't go swimming for half an hour.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32I don't. I can't.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Fascinating race, the weeping angels.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had,
0:22:49 > 0:22:55all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57What in God's name are you talking about?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Trust me. Just nod when he stops for breath.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06It goes ding when there's stuff.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces,
0:23:08 > 0:23:12whether you want it to or not, so I've learned to stay away from hens.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's not pretty when they blow.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I don't understand. Where am I?
0:23:17 > 0:23:191969, like he says.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Normally, I'd offer you a lift home, but somebody nicked my motor.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27So I need you to take a message to Sally Sparrow.
0:23:27 > 0:23:33And I'm sorry, Billy, I am very, very sorry.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's going to take you a while.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38PHONE RINGS
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Hello?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Billy, where are you?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Where?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Billy?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It was raining when we met.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26It's the same rain.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- She looks nice. - Her name was Sally too.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Sally Shipton.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Sally Shipton!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I often thought about looking for you before tonight,
0:24:52 > 0:24:57but apparently it would've torn a hole in the fabric of space and time
0:24:57 > 0:25:00and destroyed two thirds of the universe.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Also I'd lost my hair.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Two thirds of the universe. Where'd you get that?
0:25:07 > 0:25:12There's a man in 1969. He sent me with a message for you.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13- What man?- The Doctor.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- And what was the message?- Just this.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Look at the list.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22What does that mean? Is that it, look at the list?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24He said you'd have it by now.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26A list of 17 DVDs.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I didn't stay a policeman back then.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Got into publishing.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Then video publishing.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Then DVDs, of course.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You put the Easter Egg on?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Have you noticed what all 17 DVDs have in common yet?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I suppose it's hard for you, in a way.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58How could the Doctor have even known I had a list? I only just got this.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02I asked him how, but he said he couldn't tell me.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05He said you'd understand it one day,
0:26:05 > 0:26:09but that I never would.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Soon as I understand it, I'll come and tell you.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15No, gorgeous girl, you can't.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18There's only tonight.
0:26:18 > 0:26:24He told me all those years ago that we'd only meet again this one time.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25On the night I die.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Oh, Billy.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30It's kept me going.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm an old, sick man.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35But I've had something to look forward to.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Ah, life is long.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44And you are hot.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Oh, look at my hands.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54They're old mans' hands.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56How did that happen?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'll stay.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I'm going to stay with you. OK?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Thank you, Sally Sparrow.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I have till the rain stops.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44PHONE RINGS
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Banto's.- 'They're mine.'- What?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49The DVDs on the list. The 17 DVDs.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51What they've got in common is me.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53They're all the DVDs I own.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55The Easter Egg was intended for me!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57You've only got 17 DVDs?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Do you have a portable DVD player?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- 'Course, why?' - I want you to meet me.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Where?- Wester Drumlins.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09You live in Scooby Doo's house!
0:28:11 > 0:28:12For God's sake, I don't live here!
0:28:14 > 0:28:17OK, this is the one with the clearest sound.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Slightly better picture quality on this one, but I don't...
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Doesn't matter.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23OK.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32There he is.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39The Doctor!
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Who's the Doctor?
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- He's the Doctor.- Yep. That's me.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44OK, that was scary.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Yes, I do.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50- And that.- Yep, and this.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54He can hear us. Oh, my God, you can really hear us!
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Of course he can't hear us. Look!
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I've got a transcript, see, everything he says.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05"Yep, that's me". "Yes, I do". "Yep, and this". Next it's...
0:29:05 > 0:29:07BOTH: Are you going to read out the whole thing?
0:29:07 > 0:29:09- Sorry.- Who are you?
0:29:09 > 0:29:10I'm a time traveller.
0:29:10 > 0:29:15Or I was. I'm stuck in 1969.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17We're stuck. All of space and time, he promised me.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21- Now I've got a job in a shop, I've got to support him!- Martha!- Sorry.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I've seen this bit before.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Quite possibly.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29- 1969, that's where you're talking from?- 'Fraid so.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32But you're replying to me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35You can't know exactly what I'll say, 40 years before I say it!
0:29:35 > 0:29:37- 38.- I'm getting this down!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- I'm writing in your bits!! - How? How is this possible?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42- Tell me!- Not so fast.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44People don't understand time.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- It's not what you think it is. - Then what is it?
0:29:47 > 0:29:49- Complicated.- Tell me.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Very complicated.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52I'm clever and I'm listening.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56And don't patronise me because people have died, and I'm not happy.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Tell me!
0:29:59 > 0:30:03People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect,
0:30:03 > 0:30:06but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint,
0:30:06 > 0:30:10it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Yeah, I've seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15It got away from me, yeah.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Next thing you're going to say is, "Well, I CAN hear you".
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Well, I CAN hear you. - This isn't possible!- No!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23It's brilliant!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Not hear you exactly, but I know everything you'll to say.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Always gives me the shivers, that bit.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30How can you know what I'm going to say?
0:30:30 > 0:30:34- Look to your left.- What does he mean by, "Look to your left"?
0:30:34 > 0:30:38I've written tons about that on the forums. I think it's a political statement.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41He means you. What are you doing?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Writing in your bits.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46So I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Wait till this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53I've got a copy of the finished transcript. It's on my autocue.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57How can you have the finished transcript? It's still being written.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- I told you. I'm a time traveller. I got it in the future.- OK, let me get my head round this.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05You're reading from a transcript of a conversation you're still having?
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09Actually, never mind that.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11You can do shorthand?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13So?
0:31:13 > 0:31:16What matters is we can communicate.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17We have got big problems now.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19They've taken the blue box, haven't they?
0:31:19 > 0:31:21The angels have the phone box.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23The angels have the phone box!
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- That's my favourite, I have it on a T-shirt!- What do you mean, angels?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29You mean those statue things?
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- Creatures from another world. - They're just statues. - Only when you see them.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- What does that mean? - Lonely assassins, they were called.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or nearly.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52The moment they're seen by any living creature they freeze into rock.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54It's a fact of their biology.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01And you can't kill a stone.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Course, a stone can't kill you either.
0:32:03 > 0:32:08But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes, it can!
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Don't take your eyes off that!
0:32:10 > 0:32:15That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Their greatest asset is their greatest curse.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20They can never be seen.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23The loneliest creatures in the universe.
0:32:23 > 0:32:28And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- What am I supposed to do? - The blue box, my time machine.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37The damage they can do can switch off the sun.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39You have got to send it back to me!
0:32:39 > 0:32:42How? How??
0:32:42 > 0:32:45And that's it, I'm afraid.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48There's no more from you on the transcript, that's all I've got.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51I dunno what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54The angels are coming for you.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59Listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
0:32:59 > 0:33:05They're fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Good luck!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13No, don't, you can't!
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- I'll rewind him! - What good would that do?!
0:33:17 > 0:33:19You're not looking at the statue?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Neither are you.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Keep looking at it, keep looking at it!!
0:33:28 > 0:33:32There's just one, right, there's just this one.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35We're OK if we keep staring at this one statue, everything will be fine.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- There's three more.- Three?!
0:33:37 > 0:33:41- They were upstairs, I think I heard them moving. - Where? Three, moving where?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45I'll look around, I'm going to check. Keep looking at this one, don't blink.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Remember what he said, don't even blink!
0:33:47 > 0:33:52- Who blinks? I'm too scared to blink. - OK. We're going to the door. The front door.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02- OK. We can't both get to the door without taking our eyes off that thing. You stay here.- What?!
0:34:02 > 0:34:04I'll be round the corner, stay here!
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- They've locked it. They've locked us in!- Why?
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- I've got something they want.- What?
0:34:13 > 0:34:17A key I took last time I was here. They followed me to get it back.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20I led them to the blue box! Now they've got that!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Give them the key!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24I'll check the back door, you wait here.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Give them the key, give them what they want!
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Sally, no, what if they come behind me?!
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Hang on!
0:34:33 > 0:34:38Oh, God! Oh, God!
0:34:38 > 0:34:39It's locked!
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Sally! Sally!
0:34:52 > 0:34:54It won't open!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Sally, please, I can't do this!
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Sally, hurry up!
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Where are you?!
0:35:12 > 0:35:17Larry! They've blocked off the back door, but there's a cellar.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20There might be a way out, delivery hatch or something.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I'm coming, I can't stay here!
0:35:43 > 0:35:46OK, boys, I know how this works.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50You can't move so long as I can see you.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Whole world in the box, the Doctor says.
0:35:57 > 0:36:02Hope he's not lying, cos I don't see how else we're getting out.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Oh, and there's your one.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Why's it pointing at the...
0:36:18 > 0:36:19..light?
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Oh, my God! It's turning out the lights!
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Quickly!- I can't find the lock! - Sally, hurry up!
0:36:30 > 0:36:33They're getting faster, Sally, come on!
0:36:33 > 0:36:34It won't turn!
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Sally!
0:36:57 > 0:37:00This is security protocol 712.
0:37:00 > 0:37:05This time capsule has detected the presence of an authorised control disc, valid one journey.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Please insert the disc and prepare for departure.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Looks like a DVD player. There's a slot.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- They're trying to get in! - Well, hurry up!
0:37:37 > 0:37:38What's happening?
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Oh, my God! It's leaving us behind!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Doctor, no, you can't!
0:37:46 > 0:37:49THEY SCREAM
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Doctor!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Look at them. Quick, look at them!
0:38:13 > 0:38:15I don't think we need to.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22He tricked them, The Doctor tricked them. They're looking at each other.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24They're never going to move again.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54Can you mind the shop? I'm just nipping next door for some milk.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Yeah, no worries.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57What's this?
0:38:57 > 0:38:58Nothing.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Oh, Sally!
0:39:11 > 0:39:12Can't you let it go?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Of course I can't let it go!
0:39:14 > 0:39:18- It's over.- How did the Doctor know where to write the words on the wall?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20How could he get the transcript?
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Where did he get all that information from?
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Look, some things you never find out. And that's OK.
0:39:25 > 0:39:26No, it isn't.
0:39:31 > 0:39:37Ever think this might be getting in the way of...other things?
0:39:39 > 0:39:41We just run a shop together.
0:39:43 > 0:39:44That's all it is, just a shop.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Anyway...
0:39:49 > 0:39:50..milk.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Back in a mo.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Hello! Sorry, bit of a rush,
0:40:17 > 0:40:20there's a sort of thing happening, fairly important we stop it.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23My God, it's you, it really is you.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Oh, you don't remember me, do you?
0:40:25 > 0:40:28We don't have time for this! Migration's started!
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Look, sorry, I've got a bit of a complex life.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32Things don't always happen to me in order.
0:40:32 > 0:40:37Gets confusing, especially weddings, I'm rubbish at weddings, especially my own.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Oh, my God! Of course, you're a time traveller.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- It hasn't happened yet! None of it, it's still in your future!- What?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Doctor! 20 minutes to red hatching!
0:40:45 > 0:40:46It was me.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50Oh, for God's sake, it was me all along. You got it all from me!
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- Got what?- OK. Listen.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56One day you're going to get stuck in 1969.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Make sure you've got this with you.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00- You're going to need it.- Doctor!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Yeah, listen, got to dash...things happening.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Well, four things.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Well, four things and a lizard.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10OK. No worries, on you go. See you around, some day.
0:41:10 > 0:41:11What was your name?
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Sally Sparrow.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Good to meet you, Sally Sparrow.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28Goodbye, Doctor.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47Don't blink!
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Blink and you're dead!
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Don't turn your back.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Don't look away.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04And don't blink!
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Good luck!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19We're going to the end of the universe.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22The call came from across the stars.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Over and over again, come to Utopia.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Doctor.
0:42:26 > 0:42:27Captain.
0:42:37 > 0:42:38It's the Futurekind.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Utopia is?- The last of the humans scattered across the night.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Humans are coming.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Not even the Time Lords came this far. We should leave.
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