0:01:05 > 0:01:07PHONE RINGS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Good morning, Adipose Industries.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12SCREWDRIVER WHIRRS
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Donna Noble, Health and Safety.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22John Smith, Health and Safety.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Adipose Industries.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28The 21st century way to lose weight.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32No exercise, no diet, no pain.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Just lifelong freedom from fat, the Holy Grail of the modern age.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And here it is.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You just take one capsule.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46One capsule, once a day, for three weeks.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48And the fat, as they say...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52'The fat just walks away.'
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Excuse me, Miss Foster, if I could?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Penny Carter, Science Correspondent for the Observer.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01There are a thousand diet pills, a thousand conmen stealing people's money.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Oh, Penny. If cynicism burnt up calories, we'd all be thin as rakes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14But if you want the science, I can oblige.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18'Adipose Industries.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23'The Adipose Capsule is composed of a synthesised mobilising lipase,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26'bound to a large protein molecule.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'The mobilising lipase breaks up the triglycerides
0:02:29 > 0:02:32'stored in the Adipose cells, which then...'
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Health and Safety. Film department.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41100% legal, 100% effective.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45But can I just ask, how many people have taken the pills to date?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50We've already got one million customers
0:02:50 > 0:02:54within the Greater London area alone. But from next week,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56we start rolling out nationwide.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59The future starts here.
0:02:59 > 0:03:05And Britain will be thin.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20That's a three-week course of pills for the special price of £45.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- We deliver within three working days. - (Health and Safety, don't mind me.)
0:03:28 > 0:03:32The box comes with 21 days' worth of pills, a full information pack,
0:03:32 > 0:03:37and our special free gift, an Adipose Industries pendant.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41It's made of 18-carat gold, and it's yours for free.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44No, we don't give away pens. Sorry.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47No, I can't make an exception, no.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'll need to keep this for testing.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And I just need a list of your customers. Could you print it off?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- I suppose so.- Where's the printer? - Just over there, by the plant.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Which plant, that plant? - Yeah, that's the one.- Lovely.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- That's the printer there? - By the plant, yeah.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Does it need a code? Last place I worked, the printer needed a code.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- No, I can do it from here. - Has it got paper?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Yeah, Jimbo keeps it stocked.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Excuse me, everyone.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13If I could have your attention.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20On average, you're each selling 40 Adipose packs per day.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25It's not enough. I want 100 sales per person, per day.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29And if not, you'll be replaced.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Cos if anyone's good at trimming the fat, it's me.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Now... Back to it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Anyway, If you could print that off, thanks.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45So if you could print off that list, I'll get out of your way.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Lovely. Thanks, then. See you!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Thanks, then. Ooh, what's that?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- My telephone number.- What for?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Health and Safety. You be health. I'll be safety.
0:04:55 > 0:05:01Ah! But that contravenes paragraph 5, subsection C. Sorry.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Me again!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Stacy Campbell?- Who wants to know?
0:05:17 > 0:05:23My name's Donna, I represent Adipose Industries, and you're on the list of our valued customers.
0:05:23 > 0:05:29Mr Roger Davey! I'm calling on behalf of Adipose Industries, just need to ask you a few questions.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32It's been fantastic. I started the pills on Thursday.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Five days later, I've lost 11 pounds.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38And no side effects or anything?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41No, I feel fantastic. It's a new lease of life.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Now what do you think about these earrings, do they work? - Yeah, lovely.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49I've been on the pills two weeks now, I've lost 14 kilos.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51The same amount every day?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54One kilo exactly. You wake up, and it's disappeared overnight.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Well, technically speaking, it's gone by ten past one in the morning.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- What makes you say that? - That's when I get woken up.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Might as well weigh myself at the same time!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Are you going on a date?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm doing the opposite, I'm dumping him!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I can do better than him now.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Right, I won't be long. If the taxi beeps, give me a shout.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17It is driving me mad.
0:06:17 > 0:06:23Ten minutes past one, every night, bang on the dot without fail,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25the burglar alarm goes off.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I've had experts in, I've had it replaced, I've even phoned Watchdog.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- But no! Ten past one in the morning, off it goes.- But with no burglars?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Nothing! I've given up looking.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Tell me, Roger. Have you got a cat flap?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It was here when I bought the house. I've never bothered with it. I'm not a cat person.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46No, I've met cat people.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You're nothing like them.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Is that what it is? Cats getting inside the house?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Well, the thing about cat flaps is they don't just let things in,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57they let things out as well.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Like what?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03The fat just walks away.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Won't be long!- That's all right.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45ALARM BEEPS
0:07:45 > 0:07:48We have unscheduled parthenogenesis.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Well, thanks for your help. Tell you what, maybe you could lay off the pills for a week or so.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- BEEPING - Gotta go, sorry!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Send out the Collection Squad.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Bring them home.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07SIREN WAILS
0:08:07 > 0:08:09BEEPING
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- You all right up there?- Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29The Adipose has been witnessed.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32'Activating full parthenogenesis.'
0:08:46 > 0:08:50GRUNTING
0:08:56 > 0:09:00What are you? What are you?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I like what you've done with the hall.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Stacy?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Are you all right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I wouldn't mind a little visit myself.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Everything all right in there?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21SHE EXCLAIMS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24It's only me.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Do you mind if I pop to the loo?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Stacy?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Help me! Oh, my God, help me!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36What is it? What's wrong?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Stacy! SHE SCREAMS
0:10:25 > 0:10:27SIREN WAILS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51BEEPING
0:10:52 > 0:10:56COMMOTION FROM BOX
0:11:02 > 0:11:04SIREN WAILS
0:11:11 > 0:11:15HORN BLARES
0:11:15 > 0:11:17BEEPING
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Stacy Campbell? - No. She's gone.- Gone where?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- She's just gone.- Oh, great(!)
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Thanks for nothing.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00It seems we have a case of industrial espionage.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03One touch and the capsule bio-tunes itself to its owner,
0:12:03 > 0:12:09but someone must have introduced a second, raw capsule.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Therefore, one of these people is a thief.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17There! Oh, yes.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20There she is. Now...
0:12:24 > 0:12:25What shall we do with her?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37And what time's this?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39How old am I?!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Not old enough to use a phone.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I thought you were only moving back for a couple of weeks. Look at you!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50You're never gonna find a flat, not while you're on the dole.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55It's no good sitting there dressed up looking like you're job-hunting,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57you've got to do something.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02It's not like the 1980s. No-one's unemployed these days, except you.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05How long did that job with Health and Safety last?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Two days, and then you walk out.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12"I have other plans." Well, I've not seen them.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15And it's no good sitting there dreaming,
0:13:15 > 0:13:19no-one's gonna come along with a magic wand and make your life all better.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Where's Grandad?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Where d'you think he is?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Up the hill! He's always up the hill!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Aye-aye. Here comes trouble.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Permission to board ship, sir.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Permission granted.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Was she nagging you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42A-ha! Big time.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Brought you a Thermos.- Oh, ta.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46You seen anything?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yeah, I've got Venus,
0:13:48 > 0:13:52with an apparent magnitude of minus 3.5.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56At least, that's what it says in my little book. Here, come and see.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Come on, here you go.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Right?
0:14:01 > 0:14:07That's the only planet in the solar system named after a woman.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Good for her.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13How far away is that?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16It's about 26 million miles.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19But we'll get there one day.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23100 years' time, we'll be striding out amongst the stars,
0:14:23 > 0:14:27jiggling about with all them aliens, just you wait.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33They're all over the place these days.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36If I wait here long enough...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Don't suppose you've seen a little blue box?
0:14:39 > 0:14:44- Is that slang for something? - No, I mean it.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48If you ever see a little blue box flying up there in the sky,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50you shout for me, Gramps.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Oh, you just shout.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00D'you know, I don't understand half the things you say these days.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Nor me.- No, fair dos.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07You've had a funny old time of it lately.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11There was poor old whatshisname, Lance, bless him.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13That barmy old Christmas.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I wish you'd tell us what really happened.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I know.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22It's just...
0:15:22 > 0:15:23The things I've seen.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Sometimes I think I'm going mad.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I mean, even tonight, I was in a...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Doesn't matter.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Well, you're not yourself, I'll give you that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You just... You seem to be drifting, sweetheart.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'm not drifting.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- I'm waiting.- What for?- The right man.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Oh!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Same old story. A man!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55No, I don't mean like that.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58But he's real. I've seen him.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I've met him. Just once.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04And then I let him fly away.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Well, there you are. Go and find him.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I've tried.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- He's nowhere.- Hey!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Not like you to give up.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20I remember when you was about six years old, your mother said, "No holiday this year."
0:16:20 > 0:16:25So off you toddled all on your own, and you got on a bus to Strathclyde!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28We had the police out and everything!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Where's she gone, then?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Where's that girl? Eh?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37You're right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Cos he's still out there, somewhere.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43And I'll find him, Gramps.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Even if I have to wait 100 years...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50..I'll find him.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Oh, fascinating.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Seems to be a bioflip digital stitch, specifically for...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23It's my turn for the car.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25What do you need it for?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26A quick getaway.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00SCREWDRIVER WHIRRS
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Morning!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Keep an eye out. She'll come back.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38And then she's mine.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49See you tomorrow.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09PHONE RINGS
0:19:12 > 0:19:13(Not now.)
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I need the car. Where are you?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- (I can't. I'm busy.) - Why are you whispering?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21(I'm in church.)
0:19:21 > 0:19:24What are you doing in church?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25(Praying.)
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hah! Bit late for that, madam.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33- What's she in church for? - Hush, you! Go up the hill.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35But I need the car. I'm going out with Suzette.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38She's asked all the Wednesday girls.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41She's been on those Adipose pills, she says she looks marvellous.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44DOOR OPENS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48We know you're in here,
0:19:48 > 0:19:51so why don't you make this nice and easy and show yourself?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm waiting.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I warn you, I'm not a patient woman. Now, out you come.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Right, we'll do it the hard way.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Get her!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20There you are.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I've been through the records, Foster, and all of your results have been faked.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28There's something about those pills you're not telling us.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Oh, I think I'll be conducting this interview, Penny.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00You've got no right to do this. Let me go!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18This is ridiculous.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Sit there.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- I'm phoning my editor.- I said sit.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29'You can't tie me up!'
0:21:29 > 0:21:30What sort of a country do you think this is?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Oh, it's a beautifully fat country.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39So come on, then, Miss Foster.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Those pills, what are they?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Well, you might as well have a scoop, since you'll never see it printed.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52This is the spark of life.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55And what's that supposed to mean?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Officially, the capsule attracts all the fat cells and flushes them away.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Well, it certainly attracts them. That part's true.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06But it binds the fat together and galvanises it to form a body.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Well, what do you mean "a body"?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I am surprised you never asked about my name. I chose it well.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Foster, as in foster mother.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21And these...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25..are my children.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27You're kidding me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30What the hell is that?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Adipose.
0:22:32 > 0:22:38It's called an Adipose.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Made out of living fat.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55THEY MOUTH WORDS
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Are we interrupting you?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Get her!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04And him!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What about me?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Oh, my God, I don't believe it!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45You've even got the same suit.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Don't you ever change?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Yeah, thanks Donna, not right now.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Just like old times!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Cos I thought, "How do you find the Doctor?"
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Then I thought, "Look for trouble, and he'll turn up."
0:25:03 > 0:25:09I looked everywhere, you name it - UFO sightings, crop circles, sea monsters... I found them all.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Like the bees disappearing, I thought, "He's connected."
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Cos the thing is, Doctor, I believe it all now.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20You opened my eyes. All those amazing things out there, I believe them all.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Apart from that replica of the Titanic flying over Buckingham Palace. That's a hoax.
0:25:24 > 0:25:29- What do you mean, the bees are disappearing? - That's what it says on the internet.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32There were conspiracy theories about Adipose Industries,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- so I thought I'd look. - In you get!- What, in that thing?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39But they'll just call us back up again.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I've locked the controls with a sonic cage. Only I can control it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Not unless she's got a sonic device. Which is very unlikely.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Out of my way.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56MOTOR WHIRRS
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Oh, I don't think so.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Come on. We can get in through the window.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Deadlock the building.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Can't get it open!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42We'll smash it, then!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58She's cutting the cable!
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Donna!
0:27:06 > 0:27:11- Doctor!- Hold on!- I am!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Doctor!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27And now for the other one.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I'm going to fall!
0:28:03 > 0:28:05What the hell is going on?!
0:28:05 > 0:28:10This is all your fault. I should've stayed at home!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I won't be a minute!
0:28:19 > 0:28:24Yes, he's slippery, that one. Time we found out who he is.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on?- You a journalist?- Yes.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Well, make it up.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Get off!
0:28:43 > 0:28:47I've got you. I've got you. Stop kicking!
0:28:53 > 0:28:56I was right. It's always like this with you, innit?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Oh, yes! And off we go!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Oi!
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Sorry!
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Now do yourself a favour, get out.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17Well, then. At last.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Hello.- Nice to meet you.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- I'm the Doctor.- And I'm Donna.
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Partners in crime.
0:29:22 > 0:29:29- And evidently off-worlders, judging by your sonic technology.- Oh, yes!
0:29:29 > 0:29:31I've still got your sonic pen.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35- Nice! I like it. Sleek, it's kind of sleek.- Oh, it's definitely sleek.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39And if you were to sign your real name, that would be?
0:29:39 > 0:29:43Matron Cofelia, of the Five-Straighten Classabindi Nursery Fleet.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Intergalactic Class.- A wet nurse.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Using humans as surrogates.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52I've been employed by the Adiposian first family
0:29:52 > 0:29:55to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57How do you lose a planet?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Oh, the politics are none of my concern.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03I'm just here to take care of the children on behalf of the parents.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05What, like an outer space Supernanny?
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Yes, if you like.
0:30:07 > 0:30:13So... So those little things, they're made out of fat, yeah?
0:30:13 > 0:30:15But that woman, Stacy Campbell, there was nothing left of her.
0:30:15 > 0:30:21Oh, in a crisis, the Adipose can convert bone and hair and internal organs.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Makes them a little bit sick, poor things.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26What about poor Stacy?
0:30:26 > 0:30:30Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Are you threatening me?
0:30:34 > 0:30:36I'm trying to help you, Matron.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39This is your one chance.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44Cos if you don't call this off, then I'll have to stop you.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47I hardly think you can stop bullets.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Hold on, hold on, hold on. One more thing - before dying.
0:30:50 > 0:30:55Do you know what happens if you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?
0:30:55 > 0:30:57No.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Nor me. Let's find out.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Come on!
0:31:10 > 0:31:14I'm advancing the birth plan. We're going into premature labour.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Cellular bossification.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- Tie her up.- Oh, you're kidding me.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39That's one solution. Hide in a cupboard. I like it!
0:31:39 > 0:31:41I've been hacking into this all day,
0:31:41 > 0:31:46cos the Matron's got a computer core running through the building, triple-deadlocked.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49But now I've got this, I can get into it.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- What does that thing do? - It's the inducer.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01We had planned to seed millions.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05But if that man's an alien and he's alerted the Shadow Proclamation,
0:32:05 > 0:32:08then the first one million humans will have to do.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Find him, and the woman.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14Don't waste time, just kill them.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18She's wired up the whole building.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20And we need a bit of privacy.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Just enough to stun them.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28But why's she wired up a tower block?
0:32:28 > 0:32:30What's it all for?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40'Inducer online.'
0:32:43 > 0:32:45You look older.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Thanks.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Still on your own?
0:32:49 > 0:32:53Yep. Well, no. I had this friend. Martha, she was called,
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Martha Jones. She was brilliant.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58And I destroyed half her life.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03But she's fine, she's good.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05She's gone.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- What about Rose?- Still lost.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14I thought you were gonna travel the world.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Easier said than done.
0:33:16 > 0:33:22It's like, I had that one day with you and I was gonna change. I was gonna do so much.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28And then I woke up the next morning, same old life.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30It's like you were never there.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35And I tried, I did try.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38I went to Egypt. I was gonna go barefoot and everything.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44Then it's all bus trips and guidebooks and don't drink the water,
0:33:44 > 0:33:46and two weeks later, you're back at home.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50It's nothing like being with you.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- I must've been mad, turning down that offer.- What offer?
0:33:53 > 0:33:55To come with you.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- You're coming with me? - Oh, yes, please!
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Right.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- 'Inducer activated.' - What's it doing now?
0:34:07 > 0:34:08She started the program.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12'Inducer transmitting.'
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Mark the date, Miss Carter.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Happy birthday.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22One million birthdays.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28I swear, that Adipose treatment is fabulous.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Just look at my chin.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34And it's very good for back fat, I'm down two sizes.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38It's like a miracle. All that from just one little pill.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41And I've been eating like normal.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43You all right, love?
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Yeah, I'm just...
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Funny sort of feeling, like it's...
0:34:50 > 0:34:54- What's happened? - I'm not sure. it just seems to be...
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Better pop to the loo.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Oh, my God, Suzette!- What?
0:35:05 > 0:35:07What is it?! Get it off me!
0:36:14 > 0:36:19Come to me, children. Come to me.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Everyone get back, don't touch them.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37So far they're just losing weight, but the Matron's gone up to emergency parthenogenesis.
0:36:37 > 0:36:43- And that's when they convert? - Skeletons, organs, everything. A million people are gonna die!
0:36:50 > 0:36:55Gotta cancel the signal. This contains the primary signal.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58If I can switch it off, the fat goes back to being just fat.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00A nice try.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Double strength.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05'Inducer increasing.'
0:37:05 > 0:37:08No, no, no, no, no, she's doubled it, I need..
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Haven't got time. It's too far, I can't override it. They're all gonna die!
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Is there anything I can do?
0:37:18 > 0:37:22Sorry, this is way beyond you. Gotta double the base pulse...
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Doctor, tell me, what do you need?
0:37:24 > 0:37:29I need a second capsule to boost the override, but I've only got the one. I can't save them!
0:37:48 > 0:37:53It's stopped. They've gone.
0:38:07 > 0:38:14- What's happened? - I think the Doctor happened.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18But we've still given birth to 10,000 Adipose.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22And the Nursery is coming.
0:38:25 > 0:38:26What the hell was that?
0:38:26 > 0:38:30It's my lift home.
0:38:35 > 0:38:39You can't just leave me here!
0:38:39 > 0:38:41It just stopped.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43LOUD VIBRATION
0:38:43 > 0:38:47What on earth is it now?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Fine.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22- When you say "nursery", you don't mean a creche in Notting Hill? - Nursery ship.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26'Incoming signal.'
0:39:26 > 0:39:29DISTORTED VOICE
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Hadn't we better go and stop them?
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Instructions from the Adiposian first family.
0:39:35 > 0:39:41Children! Oh, my children, behold.
0:39:41 > 0:39:46- I am taking you home. - CHEERING
0:39:46 > 0:39:50Far across the galaxy, your new mummies and daddies are waiting.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53And you will fly!
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Up you go, babies. Up you go!
0:40:05 > 0:40:08That's it, fly away home!
0:40:08 > 0:40:12She's wired up the tower block to convert it into a levitation post.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16Ooh! Ooh!
0:40:16 > 0:40:21We're not the ones in trouble now. She is!
0:40:25 > 0:40:30Take me. The children need me!
0:40:42 > 0:40:43What you gonna do, then?
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- Blow them up?- They're just children.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47They can't help where they came from.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49That makes a change from last time.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53That Martha must've done you good.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59Ah, she did. Yeah, yeah, she did.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03She fancied me.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Mad Martha, that one.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Blind Martha. Charity Martha.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16I'm waving at fat.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21Actually, as a diet plan, it sort of works. There she is!
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Matron Cofelia, listen to me!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Oh, I don't think so, Doctor.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31And if I never see you again, it'll be too soon.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Why does no-one ever listen? I'm trying to help!
0:41:33 > 0:41:37Just get across to the roof. Can you shift the levitation beam?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39What, so that you can arrest me?
0:41:39 > 0:41:44I saw the Adiposian instructions - they know it's a crime, breeding on earth.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47So what's the one thing they want to get rid of? Their accomplice!
0:41:47 > 0:41:49I'm far more than that.
0:41:49 > 0:41:55I'm nanny to all these children.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Mum and Dad have got the kids now, they don't need the nanny anymore.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04SHE SCREAMS
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Oi, you two! You're just mad.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Do you hear me? Mad!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34And I'm gonna report you for...
0:42:34 > 0:42:35madness!
0:42:40 > 0:42:43You see, some people just can't take it.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Nope.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47And some people can.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49So, then...
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Tardis!
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Come on!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56That's my car!
0:42:57 > 0:43:00That is like destiny.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02And I've been ready for this.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04I packed ages ago, just in case.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Cos I thought, hot weather,
0:43:07 > 0:43:09cold weather,
0:43:09 > 0:43:13no weather - he goes anywhere, I've gotta be prepared.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18You've got a hatbox.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Planet of the Hats, I'm ready!
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Do I need injections? Like when you go to Cambodia, is there any of that?
0:43:28 > 0:43:32Cos my friend Veena went to Bahrain, and...
0:43:32 > 0:43:35You're not saying much.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37No, it's just...
0:43:39 > 0:43:42It's a funny old life,
0:43:42 > 0:43:45- in the Tardis.- You don't want me.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47I'm not saying that.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50But you asked me.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Would you rather be on your own?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57No.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Actually, no.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00But...
0:44:04 > 0:44:06The last time,
0:44:06 > 0:44:09with Martha, like I said...
0:44:10 > 0:44:12..it got complicated.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17And that was all my fault.
0:44:21 > 0:44:27- I just want a mate. - You just want TO MATE?!
0:44:27 > 0:44:28I just want A mate!
0:44:28 > 0:44:31You're not mating with me, sunshine!
0:44:31 > 0:44:34A mate, I want a mate!
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing, alien nothing.
0:44:40 > 0:44:44There we are, then. OK.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50- I can come?- Yeah.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54Course you can, yeah. I'd love it.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59Ohh, that's just...! Car keys!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02- What? - I've still got my mum's car keys!
0:45:02 > 0:45:03I won't be a minute.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16I know, Mum, I saw it, little fat people.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19I've got to go. I'm going to stay with Veena for a bit.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22- 'It was in the sky.' - I know, spaceship.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25But I've still got the car keys.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29There's a bin on Brook Street 30 feet from the corner, I'm going to leave them in there.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- 'What? A bin?'- Yes, I said "bin". - 'You can't do that...'
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Oh, stop complaining, the car's just down the road a bit.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Got to go, really got to go.
0:45:38 > 0:45:39- Bye.- 'But Donna, you can't...'
0:45:42 > 0:45:45There's this woman that's going to come along,
0:45:45 > 0:45:48tall blond woman called Sylvia, tell her that bin there.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51It'll make sense. That bin there.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- Off we go, then! - Here it is, the Tardis.
0:46:23 > 0:46:27- Bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. - Oh, I know all that bit.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32Although frankly, you could turn the heating up.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35So, whole wide universe -
0:46:35 > 0:46:38where do you want to go?
0:46:38 > 0:46:42- I know exactly the place.- Which is?
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Two and a half miles that way.
0:46:53 > 0:46:57Donna! It's the flying blue box!
0:47:03 > 0:47:05What?
0:47:08 > 0:47:11That's Donna. That's Donna.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15And that's him! That's him!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Go on, girl! Go on, get up there!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Hey...
0:47:30 > 0:47:32- Ancient Rome.- This is fantastic.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35It has come, the blue box.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I see the most terrible things.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39The prophecies of women are limited and dull.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43Only the menfolk have the capacity for true perception.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46I tell you where the wind's blowing now.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Doctor, you bring bad luck.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51We are building the future as dictated by the gods.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- I demand you tell me who you are. - Doctor!
0:47:54 > 0:47:56The sky is falling.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58We're in Pompeii!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00And it's volcano day.
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