0:00:08 > 0:00:13- Ow!- Come on! Stop struggling.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16You're gonna regret this! Completely ridiculous!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Get your hands off me! Ah!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24I think that makes my answer clear. Don't you?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Oh, and, er... If you're gonna go to print, spell my name right.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Rattigan, with two Ts.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh, this goes way beyond the newspapers!
0:00:33 > 0:00:38This thing's worldwide! I'm telling you, ATMOS is dangerous.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- But if you had proof, then you wouldn't be here.- Fine.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45If you won't listen, I'll find someone else who will.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- SAT-NAV:- 'Welcome. What is your destination?'
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, shut up, you're the last thing I need.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- 'ATMOS cannot be disabled.' - SHE SIGHS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Right, then.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Take me to UNIT headquarters. Tower Bridge, London.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- 'UNIT headquarters.' - Her name's Jo Nakashima.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Freelance journalist. Clever, by the sound of it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Not as clever as me, but that goes without saying.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I'd recommend...termination.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Remember your status, boy.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22We do not take orders from humans.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I said...recommend.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Then your advice shows military wisdom. She will be terminated.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Cool.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- ANSWERPHONE:- 'This is UNIT extension 221...'- Not answerphone!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39BEEP
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Yes, this is a message for Colonel Mace, from Jo, Jo Nakashima.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Look, you should've got my e-mail.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50I've been investigating deaths related to ATMOS systems.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- SAT-NAV:- 'Go straight on.' - I can't prove anything, but there's got to be a link.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58I need you to check out the people who died in ATMOS cars yesterday -
0:01:58 > 0:01:59check out the time.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- SAT-NAV:- 'Turn right.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:07I don't believe this.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- SAT-NAV:- 'This is your final destination.'
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I said take me to UNIT!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- SAT-NAV:- 'Go straight on.' - I don't think so.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I'll find my own way, thanks. ENGINE REVS
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- SAT-NAV:- 'This is your final destination...'- No!
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- 'This is your final destination...' - No! Help!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- 'This is your final destination.' - No! No! No!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35NO!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44METALLIC THRUMMING
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I can't believe I'm doing this!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49No, neither can I. Ooh, careful.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Left hand down. Left hand down!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You're getting a bit too close to the 1980s!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- What am I gonna do, put a dent in them?- Someone did.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- BEEPING - Hold on.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07That's a phone!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You've got a mobile? Since when?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14It's not mine.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hello.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Doctor? It's Martha.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And I'm bringing you back to earth.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09METALLIC THRUMMING
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Martha Jones.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Doctor.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- You haven't changed a bit! - Neither have you!- How's the family?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- You know, not so bad. Recovering. - What about you?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Right.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I should've known. Didn't take you long to replace me, then.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Don't fight! Martha, Donna, Donna, Martha.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Please don't fight, I can't bear it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You wish! I've heard all about you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- He talks about you all the time. - I dread to think.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No, no, no, no. He says nice things!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Good things! Nice things. Really good things.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02He's told you everything!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Didn't take you long to get over it, though.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Who's the lucky man? - Lucky what?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08She's engaged, you prawn.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Really? Who to? - Tom, that Tom Milligan.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14He's in paediatrics, working out in Africa right now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- I know - a doctor who disappears off to distant places. Tell me about it. - Is he skinny?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22No, he's sort of...strong.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25HE is too skinny for words! You give him a hug, you get a paper cut!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Oh! I'd rather you were fighting! - Speaking of which...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- 'Dr Jones, come in. Over.' - This is Doctor Jones.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Operation Blue Sky is go, go, go. I repeat, this is a go!
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Unified Intelligence Taskforce! Raise that barrier now!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Leave your safeties on, lads, it's non-hostiles.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- LOUD-HAILER:- Workers, lay down your tools and surrender.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Greyhound Six to Trap One.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08B Section, go, go, go! Search the ground floor, grid pattern Delta.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- What are you searching for? - Illegal aliens.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12This is a UNIT operation!
0:06:12 > 0:06:17All workers lay down your tools and surrender immediately.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19This is a UNIT operation!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22B Section mobilised! E Section, F Section, on my command!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Is that what you did to her?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Turned her into a soldier?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34As predicted. The UNIT forces have moved to the penultimate stage.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Observe their troops. Thin fabrics.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Exposed skin. Feeble weapons.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43These are toy soldiers! The playthings of children!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And you're qualified now?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56UNIT rushed it through, given my field experience. Here we go.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59We're establishing a field base on site.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01They're dying to meet you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Wish I could say the same.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Operation Blue Sky complete, sir.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Thanks for letting me take the lead. And this...is the Doctor.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Doctor, Colonel Mace.- Sir!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh, don't salute. - But it's an honour, sir. I've read all the files.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Technically, you're still on staff. You never resigned.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23What, you used to work for them?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yeah, long time ago. Back in the '70s.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Or was it the '80s? It was all a bit more homespun back then.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Times have changed, sir. - Yeah, that's enough of the "sir".
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Doctor, you've been on board the Valiant.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41We've got massive funding from the United Nations. All in the name of homeworld security.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43A modern UNIT for the modern world.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Arresting ordinary factory workers?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48In the street? In broad daylight?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It's like Guantanamo Bay out there. Donna, by the way.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Donna Noble, since you didn't ask. I'll have a salute.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ma'am.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Thank you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03So tell me. What's going on in that factory?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yesterday, 52 people died in identical circumstances.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Right across the world, in 11 different time zones.
0:08:09 > 0:08:145am in the UK, 6am in France, 8am in Moscow, 1pm in China...
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Simultaneously?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Exactly. 52 deaths, at the exact same moment, worldwide.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- How? - They were all inside their cars.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Poisoned. I checked the biopsies, no toxins.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Whatever it is, left the system immediately.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- What have the cars got in common? - They're all fitted with ATMOS.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And that is the ATMOS factory.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- What's ATMOS? - Oh, come on. Even I know that.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Everyone's got ATMOS!- Stands for Atmospheric Omission System.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Fit ATMOS in your car, it reduces CO2 emissions to zero.- Zero?!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45No carbon, none at all?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Sat-nav and 20 quid in shopping vouchers if you introduce a friend. Bargain!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53And this is where they make it, Doctor. Shipping worldwide.
0:08:53 > 0:08:5617 factories worldwide, but this is the central depot -
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- sending ATMOS to every country on earth.- And you think ATMOS is alien?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02It's our job to investigate that possibility. Doctor?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07SOLDIER: Come on, look lively.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Up the pace. We haven't got all day now!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14And here it is, laid bare.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17ATMOS can be threaded through any and every make of car.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- You must've checked it. - We did, we found nothing.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- That's why I thought we needed an expert.- Really, who did you get?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, right! Me! Yes! Good.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37OK, so why would aliens be so keen on cleaning up our atmosphere?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Very good question.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Maybe they want to help.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Get rid of pollution and stuff.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Do you know how many cars there are on planet earth?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48800 million.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Imagine that.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55If you could control them, you'd have 800 million weapons.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03We should head back.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07There's not much down here. Should be just boiler rooms, generators.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aye, aye.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What's this, then?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22You two. All personnel have been ordered to evacuate. The building's under UNIT control.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- This area is out of bounds. - Excuse me, sunshine?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I think you'll find we're in charge.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34We can do this the easy way...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35or the hard way.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38General Staal. They are close.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Excellent! And like a good warrior,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I shall enter the fray myself! Let them pass.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- It's open.- Oh.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Come on.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05HISSING
0:11:14 > 0:11:16What the hell?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Greyhound 16 to Trap One.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27We've found something. Basement corridor, north side, grid 36.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Request backup, over.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32HISSING CONTINUES
0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's like something boiling...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Don't touch it!- Come on, Steve!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46We get first rights on this. That means promotion!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Just leave it alone!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Wait for back up.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52THUD What was that?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Came from inside.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Could just be the machinery.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02THUD
0:12:08 > 0:12:09THUD
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Is there someone in there? Hello?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15THUDDING
0:12:15 > 0:12:17We've got to get this open.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- We should wait! - You could suffocate in there!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Greyhound 16 to Trap One, request immediate assistance.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Repeat, immediate assistance, over.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29How do you work this thing? Come on!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33ALARM BLARES
0:12:39 > 0:12:41HE COUGHS
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, God, it stinks!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47What the hell is that stuff?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Identify yourself! Identify!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Greyhound 16 declaring absolute emergency, sir.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Repeat, absolute emergency, over!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Can you hear me? Can you understand me?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Look at its neck.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's like...an umbilical cord.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Well, don't get too close.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I think it's harmless.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I don't even think it's properly alive.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- It's gonna drown.- No...
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I think it breathes this stuff.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Like some kind of embryo. - What do you mean, an embryo?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Someone's growing a body.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- A human body. - Excellent skills of deduction.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I would rate you above average, soldier. Well done.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Whereas you, you smell of sweat and fear.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Yeah? Well, we're not the ones who got out of school early, sonny.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01- Stop playing Humpty Dumpty and tell us who you are. - Is that a reference to my height?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Short answer, yes.- A pity.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Words are the weapons of womenfolk. I must judge you unfit!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Oh! What you gonna do, bite our ankles?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16HE SCREAMS
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I'm warning you! - A proper soldier gives no warning!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Fire! I order you! Fire!
0:14:21 > 0:14:22GUN CLICKS
0:14:22 > 0:14:26The room is contained within a Cordolaine signal,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28exciting the copper surface of the bullet
0:14:28 > 0:14:33and causing expansion within the barrel, rendering your guns useless.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- And your radio signals have been blocked.- Agh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45My legs! I can't feel my legs!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I apologise for disabling you.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Death has more honour,
0:14:49 > 0:14:52but you are needed for the stratagem.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Prepare them for processing.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58You spoke of promotion. Now you will serve a greater cause.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- But...who are you? - Indeed, know your enemy!
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I am General Staal of the 10th Sontaran Battle Fleet.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Known as Staal the Undefeated!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Help us!
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Oh, my God, help us!
0:15:16 > 0:15:22Ionising nano membrane carbon dioxide converter - which means that ATMOS works.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Filters CO2 at a molecular level.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26We know all that, but what's its origin? Is it alien?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28No. Decades ahead of its time.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Do you mind? Could you stand back? - Have I done something wrong?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35I don't like people with guns hanging around me, all right?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37If you insist.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Tetchy. - Well, it's true.- He's a good man.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47People with guns are usually the enemy, in my books.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- You seem at home. - You got me used to fighting.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Oh, right, so it's my fault. - You got me the job!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Besides, look at me.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Am I carrying a gun?- Suppose not.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00It's all right for you.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04You can just come and go, but some of us have got to stay behind.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I've got to work from the inside and by staying inside,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- maybe I stand a chance of making them better.- Yeah?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- That's more like Martha Jones. - I learned from the best.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Well...- Oi, you lot!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22All your storm troopers and your sonics...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Rubbish! You should've come with me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Why, where have you been?- Personnel.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29That's where the weird stuff's happening - paperwork.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I worked as a temp for years - I can find my way round an office blindfold,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35and the first thing I noticed is an empty file.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Why, what's inside it? Or what's not inside it?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Sick days -
0:16:40 > 0:16:45there aren't any. Hundreds of people working here and no one's sick -
0:16:45 > 0:16:49not one hangover, man flu, sneaky little shopping trip, nothing.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Not ever! They don't get ill.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54That can't be right.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56You've been checking out the building -
0:16:56 > 0:16:59should've been checking out the workforce.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- I can see why he likes you.- Mm-hmm.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- You are good.- Super temp!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Doctor Jones, set up a medical post, start examining the workers.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- I'll get them sent through. - Come on, Donna. Gimme a hand.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14So, this ATMOS thing - where did it come from?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Luke Rattigan himself.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16And himself would be?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Child genius.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24Invented the Fountain Six search engine when he was 12 years old. Millionaire overnight.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Now runs the Rattigan Academy -
0:17:26 > 0:17:30a private school, educating students hand picked from all over the world.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34A hot-house for geniuses wouldn't mind going there. I get lonely.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Do you think I should warn my mum... about the ATMOS in her car?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Better safe than sorry. - I'll give her a call.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Donna.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Do they know where you are, your family?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I mean, that you're travelling with the Doctor?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Not really.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Although my grandad sort of waved us off, but I didn't have time to explain.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- You just left him behind?- Yeah.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I didn't tell my family,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13kept it all so secret,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15and it almost destroyed them.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20- In what way?- They ended up imprisoned, they were tortured.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23My mum, my dad, my sister.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26It wasn't the Doctor's fault,
0:18:26 > 0:18:27but you need to be careful.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Cos you know the Doctor, he's wonderful, he's brilliant,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34but he's like fire.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Stand too close and people get burned.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Conditioning is complete.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Now do your duty and advance the conquest.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yes, sir.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02General Staal returning.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04The stratagem advances.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10The last days of planet earth.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16You are not coming with me! I want to talk to Luke Rattigan, not point a gun at him.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- It's ten miles outside London. - Then get me a Jeep!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21According to the records, you travel by TARDIS.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23If there are hostile aliens,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26it's best to keep a super-duper time machine safe.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29So you do have weapons, but you choose to keep them hidden. Jenkins!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Sir.- You will accompany the Doctor and take orders from him! - I don't do orders.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Any sign of trouble, get Jenkins to declare a Code Red and good luck, sir.- I said no salutes.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Now you're giving orders.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- You're getting a bit cheeky, you are.- Doctor...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Just in time! We're going to the country.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Fresh air and geniuses - what more could you ask?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49I'm not coming with you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I've been thinking.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm sorry. I'm going home.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Really?- I've got to.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Well, if that's what you want.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I mean, it's a bit soon.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I had so many places I wanted to take you.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15The Fifteenth Broken Moon of the Medusa Cascade,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17the Lightning Skies of Cotter Palluni's World,
0:20:17 > 0:20:21the Diamond Coral Reefs of Kataa Flo Ko...
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Thank you.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Thank you, Donna Noble.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's been brilliant.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36You saved my life, in so many ways.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You're...
0:20:39 > 0:20:43You're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You dumbo.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Then you're coming back. - Know what you are?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51A great big, outer-space dunce.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Yeah.- Ready when you are, sir!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57What's more, you can give me a lift. Come on!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Broken moon of what?- I know, I know!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09And your name's Treppa, yeah? Is that Polish?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13We're not checking passports, but did you come from Poland just to work?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- I came to do my job.- OK.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I need to listen to your heartbeat.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20This might be a bit cold. Lift.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26RAPID BEATING
0:21:29 > 0:21:31RAPID BEATING
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Are you on any medication? - I'm here to work.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36How many hours a day do you work?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- 24.- You work 24 hours a day?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Down.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Mr Treppa, have you ever had any form of hypnosis?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm here to work.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49OK. Um...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52If you could just wait here...
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Doctor Jones. - Not now, I'm busy.- Just one question.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Do you have security clearance level one?- Yes, I do. Why?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Colonel Mace wants to see you. - Oh, good, cos I want to see him. Where is he?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Come with us.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'll walk the rest of the way.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- I'll see you back at the factory, yeah?- Bye!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25And you be careful!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Haven't seen you for days.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Been away.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57SCREAMING
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Hold on!- I am!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm waving at fat.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Why's he down here? - He asked to see you.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Has he found something?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25BUBBLING
0:24:29 > 0:24:31SHE GASPS AND STRUGGLES
0:24:33 > 0:24:37DISTANT SCREAMING
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I said so, didn't I? Aliens!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I said they was real! I just didn't expect them in a little blue box.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46It's bigger on the inside.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Yeah, but is it safe? This Doctor, are you safe with him?
0:24:51 > 0:24:56He's amazing, Gramps. He's just...dazzling.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- And never tell him I said that. - No.- But I'd trust him with my life.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Hold up! I thought that was my job! - You still come first.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05For God's sake, don't tell your mother!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06I dunno.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I mean, this is massive.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- It's sort of not fair if she doesn't know.- Doesn't know what?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15And who's she, the cat's mother?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19And where've you been these past few days, lady, after that trick with the car keys?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Veena said she hadn't seen hide nor hair.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I've just been...travelling.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, hark at her - Michael Palin!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Are you having tea? I haven't got anything.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32I've been trying to keep your grandad on that macrobiotic diet,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35but he sneaks off and gets pork pies at the petrol station.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Don't deny it. I've seen the wrappers in the car. I don't miss a trick!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Now then, what were you gonna tell me? What don't I know?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Nothing. Just...nothing.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Good. Right then, you can sit there and cut out those coupons.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Every penny helps. This new mortgage doesn't pay for itself.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Dad, kettle on.- Yeah, kettle on.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04UNIT's been watching the Rattigan Academy for ages.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05It's all a bit Hitler Youth -
0:26:05 > 0:26:08exercise at dawn and classes and special diets.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09- SAT-NAV:- 'Turn left.'
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Ross, one question. If UNIT think that ATMOS is dodgy...
0:26:13 > 0:26:14- How come it's in the Jeeps?- Yeah.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Tell me about it. It's standard in all government vehicles.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21We can't get rid of them till we can prove something.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- 'Turn right.' - Drives me round the bend.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Oh, nice one!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- I timed that perfectly.- Yeah.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yeah, you did.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31'This is your final destination.'
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Is it PE? I wouldn't mind a kick around.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47I've got my daps on.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Suppose you're the Doctor.- Hello.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Your commanding officer phoned ahead.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Ah, but I haven't got a commanding officer. Have you?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Oh, this is Ross. Say hello, Ross. - Afternoon, sir.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Let's have a look, then. I can smell genius! In a good way.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Oh, now!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10That's clever, look!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Single molecule fabric - how thin is that?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15You could pack a tent in a thimble!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Ooh! Gravity simulators.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24Terraforming, biospheres, nano tech steel construction.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30This is brilliant! Do you know, with equipment like this, you could, ooh, I don't know...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32move to another planet or something...
0:27:33 > 0:27:34If only that was possible.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37If only that WERE possible.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42- Conditional clause. - I think you'd better come with me.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48You're smarter than the usual UNIT grunts, all right.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51He called you a grunt! Don't call Ross a grunt. He's nice!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- We like Ross. Look at this! - What exactly do you want?
0:27:54 > 0:27:58I was just thinking, what a responsible 18-year-old!
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Inventing zero-carbon cars,
0:28:01 > 0:28:04saving the world...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Takes a man with vision.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10But ATMOS means more people driving. More cars, more petrol -
0:28:10 > 0:28:14the oil will run out faster. The ATMOS system could make it worse.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15See, that's tautology.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16You can't say "ATMOS system" -
0:28:16 > 0:28:19it stands for Atmospheric Omission System,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22so you're saying "Atmospheric Omission System system".
0:28:22 > 0:28:24See, Mr "Conditional Clause"?
0:28:24 > 0:28:27It's been a long time since anyone said no to you, hasn't it?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I'm still right though.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Not easy, is it, being clever?
0:28:33 > 0:28:37You look at the world and you connect things, random things.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40You think, "Why can't anyone else see it?"
0:28:40 > 0:28:42The rest of the world is so slow.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Yeah.- You're all on your own.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46I know.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50But not with this! There's no way you invented this single-handed.
0:28:50 > 0:28:55Earth technology, but like finding a mobile phone in the Middle Ages. No, I'll tell you what it's like -
0:28:55 > 0:28:58it's like finding THIS in someone's front room,
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- albeit a very big front room. - What is it?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Yeah. Just looks like a "thing". People don't question things.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- They think, "Just a thing." - Leave it alone.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- I- make these connections, and this looks like a teleport pod.
0:29:13 > 0:29:20- Oh!- 'Orbit now holding at 556.3, sector 270.'
0:29:20 > 0:29:21We have an intruder!
0:29:21 > 0:29:24How did he get in? "In-tru-der window"?!
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Bye-bye!
0:29:27 > 0:29:29Ross, get out! Luke, come with me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Sontaran!
0:29:35 > 0:29:37That's your name, isn't it?
0:29:37 > 0:29:39You're a Sontaran. How did I know that, eh?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Fascinating, isn't it? Isn't that worth keeping me alive?
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- I order you to surrender, in the name of UNIT.- That's not gonna work.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Cordolaine signal, am I right? Copper excitation - stops the bullets.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- How do you know so much?- Well...
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- Who is he?- He didn't give his name.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57This isn't typical Sontaran behaviour, is it?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Hiding, using teenagers, stopping bullets...
0:30:00 > 0:30:03A Sontaran should face bullets with dignity! Shame on you!
0:30:03 > 0:30:06- You dishonour me, sir! - Yeah? Then show yourself!
0:30:06 > 0:30:09I will look into my enemy's eyes!
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- Oh, my God!- And your name?
0:30:21 > 0:30:26General Staal of the 10th Sontaran Fleet. Staal the Undefeated!
0:30:26 > 0:30:28What if you DO get defeated?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Not Quite So Undefeated Any More, But Never Mind?
0:30:31 > 0:30:34He's like a potato. A baked potato, a talking baked potato.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39Now, Ross, don't be rude. You look like a pink weasel to him.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42The Sontarans are the finest soldiers in the galaxy,
0:30:42 > 0:30:44dedicated to a life of warfare.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47A clone race, grown in batches of millions - only one weakness.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Sontarans have no weakness!
0:30:49 > 0:30:51- A good weakness. - Aren't you meant to be clever?
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Only an idiot would provoke him.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56They're fed by a probic vent in the back of their neck -
0:30:56 > 0:30:57that's their weak spot -
0:30:57 > 0:31:00so they have to face their enemies in battle.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Brilliant - they can never turn their back.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05We stare into the face of death!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Yeah? Well, stare at this.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11STAAL SCREAMS
0:31:11 > 0:31:13What have you done?!
0:31:26 > 0:31:27Don't touch me!
0:31:28 > 0:31:33A Sontaran would rather be court martialled than show pain.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- I must return. - But he broke the teleport.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39Pah! Primitive sonic trickery!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43The device is now repaired.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Our presence is known.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Soldiers, we move to a war footing!
0:31:53 > 0:31:56I see you face battle open skinned, sir. Might I share that honour?
0:31:56 > 0:31:58You may.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Thank you.
0:32:04 > 0:32:10- How...do you tell each other apart? - We say the same of humans.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14Tell me, boy. How many ATMOS devices have been installed?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17They've gone worldwide, but only about half.
0:32:17 > 0:32:22Which means 400 million cars converted - a fine arsenal!
0:32:22 > 0:32:23Sufficient for conversion?
0:32:23 > 0:32:27More than enough, yeah, and that test signal proved that it works.
0:32:27 > 0:32:3052 deaths in the same second. Man, that is so cool!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Is the temperature significant?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38No, that's just a phrase.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43I'll get my people ready, General. Just tell me where and when.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46- Have we infiltrated UNIT? - The process is about to begin.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Then you'll see it completed, Commander Skorr! Get to it!
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Yes, sir!
0:33:00 > 0:33:04Is someone gonna tell me what the hell is going on?
0:33:05 > 0:33:07OK...
0:33:10 > 0:33:14So, listen, you're not the first aliens I've met. Just tell me who you are.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18Commander Skorr of the 10th Sontaran Battle Fleet,
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- known as Skorr the Bloodbringer. - What have you done to those two?
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Simple hypnotic control, as with the factory drones,
0:33:26 > 0:33:29but with you, we need something more complex.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40What...is that?!
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Soon, THAT will be you.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53COMPUTER: ATMOS devices operating at 100% efficiency.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57COMPUTERS BLEEP
0:34:00 > 0:34:01Continue.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18War can never come too soon.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Take your last look, boy.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25It was never big enough for me.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27I like your ambition.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32That Doctor, he was in a UNIT jeep.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34It should have ATMOS installed.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36You said you didn't know his name.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41I don't. He just said Doctor. Does that mean something?
0:34:41 > 0:34:45There is an enemy of the Sontarans known as the Doctor,
0:34:45 > 0:34:47a face changer.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Do you mean he's an alien, too?
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Legend says he led the battle in the last great Time War.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57The finest war in history, and we weren't allowed to be part of it!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Oh, but this is excellent!
0:34:59 > 0:35:05The last of the Time Lords will die at the hands of the Sontaran Empire
0:35:05 > 0:35:08in the ruins of his precious earth.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30It is inadvisable to struggle.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31The female has a weak thorax.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- But what are you doing? - Completing mental transfer.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- The clone needs full memory access. - Clone?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49You can't...
0:35:54 > 0:35:56- That's not...- You will sleep, girl.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Sleep, and keep the memories alive.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04Memories we can use - in battle.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05We have the Doctor's vehicle.
0:36:05 > 0:36:12An ordinary death for such a remarkable enemy, but proceed.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Greyhound 40 to Trap One. Repeat, can you hear me? Over!
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- Why's it not working? - Must be the Sontarans.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- If they can trace that, they can isolate the ATMOS.- 'Turn left.'
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Try going right.- It said left. - I know, so go right.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28I've got no control. It's driving itself!
0:36:28 > 0:36:31It won't stop! The doors are locked!
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- Ah, it's deadlocked! I can't stop it.- Let me.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37The sat-nav's just a box wired through the whole car!
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Is he going in the water? I love it, with the water!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43We're heading for the river!
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- ATMOS, are you programmed to contradict my orders?- 'Confirmed.'
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Anything I say, you ignore it? - 'Confirmed.'
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Drive into the river! I order you to drive into the river! Do it! Drive into the river!
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- 'Turn right, left...'- Get down!
0:37:08 > 0:37:12- 'Left, right, left, right, left...' - VOICE DISTORTS
0:37:12 > 0:37:13FAINT POP
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Oh, is that it?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20ATMOS terminated.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Mission accomplished. The Doctor is dead.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Then prepare the weapons.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Is the operative in place?
0:37:36 > 0:37:40Ready and waiting to advance the great Sontaran cause, sir.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Then go to work.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47DOORBELL
0:37:49 > 0:37:52You would not believe the day I'm having.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05BEEPING I'll requisition us a vehicle.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08Anything without ATMOS, and don't point your gun at people!
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Is it him? Is it him? Is it the Doctor?
0:38:12 > 0:38:16- Ah! It's you!- Who?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Oh! It's you!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22What? Have you met before?
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Yeah, Christmas Eve. He disappeared right in front of me!
0:38:25 > 0:38:28- And you never said? - Well, you never said!
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Wilf, sir. Wilfred Mott.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32You must be one of them aliens!
0:38:32 > 0:38:36Yeah, but don't shout it out. Nice to meet you properly, Wilf.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- An alien hand!- Donna, anything? - She's not answering.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- What is it, "Sonteruns"? - Sont-ar-ans. There must be more to it.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47- They can't be just remote controlling cars. That's not enough. Is anyone answering?- Hold on.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- Don't tell me...Donna Noble! - Martha! Hold on, he's here.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Martha, tell Colonel Mace it's the Sontarans.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55They're in the file - Code Red Sontarans -
0:38:55 > 0:39:00but if they're inside, tell him not to start shooting. UNIT will get massacred.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04- I'll get back as soon as I can. Got that?- Code Red Sontaran. Gotcha.
0:39:04 > 0:39:09- Dr Jones, found anything yet? - No, sir. Nothing to report.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14You didn't find anything before.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Yeah, but now I know it's Sontaran, I know what I'm looking for.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Doctor, Donna is my only grandchild.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Promise me you're gonna take care of her.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- She takes care of me! - That's my Donna!
0:39:24 > 0:39:27She was always bossing us round, even when she was tiny.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- The little General, we used to call her.- Don't start!
0:39:30 > 0:39:33And some of the boys! A different one every week.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Who was that one with the nail varnish?
0:39:35 > 0:39:40Matthew Richards. He lives in Kilburn now...with a man.
0:39:40 > 0:39:45Whoa! It's a temporal pocket. I knew there was something else in there!
0:39:45 > 0:39:48It's hidden just a second out of sync with real time.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- But what's it hiding? - I don't know - men and their cars!
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Sometimes I think, if- I- was a car...
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Oh, it's you! Doctor...what was it?
0:39:57 > 0:39:59That's me!
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- Have you met him as well? - Dad, it's the man from the wedding,
0:40:02 > 0:40:04when you were laid up with Spanish flu!
0:40:04 > 0:40:08I'm warning you, last time that man turned up, it was a disaster.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Get back!
0:40:11 > 0:40:12A converter has been activated.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Show me where!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18London. That's Chiswick.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19Who could have such knowledge?
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Only the Doctor. He survived!
0:40:22 > 0:40:27Excellent! Then battle will be joined. Glorious warfare!
0:40:27 > 0:40:3110th Sontaran Battle Fleet, we move to the final phase!
0:40:31 > 0:40:35Prepare the subjugation of earth for the glory of Sontar!
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Announcing Battle Status One.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39All soldiers to positions.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Repeat, we are now at Battle Status One.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Rejoice!
0:40:56 > 0:41:00- That'll stop it.- I told you!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02He's blown up the car!
0:41:02 > 0:41:06- Who is he anyway? What sort of doctor blows up cars?!- Oh, not now, Mum!
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Should I make an appointment?
0:41:08 > 0:41:11That wasn't just exhaust fumes.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Some sort of gas, artificial gas.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16And it's aliens, is it? Aliens?
0:41:16 > 0:41:18If it's poisonous...
0:41:19 > 0:41:23..then they've got poisonous gas in every car on earth.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Trigger the converters!
0:41:26 > 0:41:28And deadlock every single one!
0:41:28 > 0:41:31It's not safe. I'll get it off the street.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36No, don't! Turn it off!
0:41:37 > 0:41:42- Grandad, get out of there! - I can't! It's not locked! It's them aliens again!
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- What's he doing? What's he done? - They've isolated it!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52ALARMS BLARE
0:41:52 > 0:41:56PEOPLE COUGH
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Turn them off! Turn them off!
0:42:05 > 0:42:06Turn off the engines!
0:42:06 > 0:42:10It's all of them, sir. Every single car on the planet!
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Now we begin. Let's get to work.
0:42:20 > 0:42:26There's gas inside the car! He's gonna choke! Doctor!
0:42:27 > 0:42:29It won't open!
0:42:29 > 0:42:31ALARMS BLARE
0:42:31 > 0:42:33It's the whole world...
0:42:41 > 0:42:43400 million weapons!
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:42:46 > 0:42:50ALL CHANT: Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Sontar, ha! Sontar,ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:42:58 > 0:43:01COUGHING
0:43:01 > 0:43:04ALARMS BLARE
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:43:14 > 0:43:20Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:43:23 > 0:43:26- Doctor!- Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
0:43:56 > 0:44:00- The Government has declared a state of emergency.- Launching in ten...
0:44:00 > 0:44:02- Oh, man! This is war!- Nine...
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- Do not engage the Sontarans in battle.- Eight...
0:44:05 > 0:44:07The planet is going nuclear!
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- Seven.- It's time I revealed what our work has been for.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14- Six.- The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15- Five.- God save us.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Four.- They need this gas for something else.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Three.- All troops, Code Red.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22- Two.- At arms.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- One.- Get them out of there!
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Zero.