The Eleventh Hour

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0:00:30 > 0:00:31Aargh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38HE GRUNTS

0:00:38 > 0:00:41BIG BEN STRIKES

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Aaah!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03HE SIGHS

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18But honest, it is an emergency.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22There's a crack in my wall.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but...

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I know it's not, because, at night, there's voices.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38So please, please, could you send someone to fix it?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Or a policeman. Or...

0:02:40 > 0:02:44METALLIC THRUMMING OUTSIDE

0:02:47 > 0:02:51CRASH! GLASS SMASHES

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Back in a moment.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Thank you, Santa.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Can I have an apple?

0:04:18 > 0:04:23All I can think about - apples.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I love apples. Maybe I'm having a craving.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's new - never had cravings before.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Whoa!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Look at that!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Are you OK?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Hell of a climb back up. - You're soaking wet. - I was in the swimming pool.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- You said you were in the library. - So was the swimming pool.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Are you a policeman?- Why?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Did you call a policeman?- Did you come about the crack in my wall?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01What cra...? Agh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Are you all right, mister?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08No, I'm fine, it's OK.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11This is all perfectly norm...

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Who are you?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I don't know yet. I'm still cooking.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Does it scare you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- No, it just looks a bit weird. - No, no, no. The crack in your wall.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Does it scare you?- Yes.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, then, no time to lose.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40don't ask stupid questions and don't wander off.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You all right?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Early days.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Steering's a bit off.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02If you're a doctor, why does your box say Police?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- HE COUGHS - That's disgusting. What is that?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- An apple.- Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.- You said you loved them.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20No, no, I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favourite. Give me yoghurt.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I hate yoghurt, it's just stuff with bits in.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- You said it was your favourite. - New mouth, new rules.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41It's like eating after cleaning your teeth, everything tastes wro-agh!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43What is it? What's wrong with you?

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me decent food? You're Scottish - fry something.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ah! Bacon!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Bacon.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04That's bacon.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Are you trying to poison me?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Ah, you see, beans.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Bread and butter.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Now you're talking.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- PLATE SMASHES, CAT MIAOWS - And stay out!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38We've got some carrots.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I know what I need. I need...I need...I need...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Fish fingers and custard.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Funny.- Am I?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Good. Funny's good.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- What's your name?- Amelia Pond.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ah, that's a brilliant name.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18Amelia Pond, like a name in a fairy tale.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Are we in Scotland, Amelia?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22No. We had to move to England.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24It's rubbish.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28So what about your mum and dad, then? Are they upstairs?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Thought we'd have woken them by now. - I don't have a mum and dad. Just an aunt.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I don't even have an aunt.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38You're lucky.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I know.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44So, your aunt.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Where is she?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49She's out.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50And she left you all alone?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I'm not scared. - You're not scared of anything!

0:08:53 > 0:08:58Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard,

0:08:58 > 0:09:01and look at you, just sitting there.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- So you know what I think?- What?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24You've had some cowboys in here.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Not actual cowboys,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29though that can happen.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34I used to hate apples, so my mum put faces on them.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45She sounds good, your mum. I'll keep it for later.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51This wall is solid and the crack doesn't go all the way through it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55So here's a thing - where's the draught coming from?

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. You know what the crack is?- What?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06It's a crack.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I'll tell you something funny. If you knocked this wall down,

0:10:11 > 0:10:15the crack would stay put, cos the crack isn't in the wall.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Where is it, then?- Everywhere.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21In everything. It's a split in the skin of the world.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Two parts of space and time that should never have touched,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28pressed together...

0:10:30 > 0:10:33..right here in the wall of your bedroom.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Sometimes, can you hear... - A voice? Yes.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39ECHOING VOICE

0:10:49 > 0:10:51'Prisoner Zero has escaped.'

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Prisoner Zero? - Prisoner Zero has escaped.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57That's what I heard. What does it mean?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01'Prisoner Zero has escaped.'

0:11:01 > 0:11:06It means that, on the other side of this wall, there's a prison

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- and they've lost a prisoner. Do you know what that means?- What?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You need a better wall.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14The only way to close the breach is to open it all the way.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16The forces will invert and it'll snap itself shut.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Or...- What?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?- Yes.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Everything's going to be fine.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54'Prisoner Zero has escaped.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59'Prisoner Zero has escaped.'

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hello?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Hello?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10What's that?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22There. You see, told you it would close. Good as new.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24What was that thing?

0:12:24 > 0:12:29- Was that Prisoner Zero?- No. I think that was Prisoner Zero's guard.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Whatever it was, it sent me a message. Psychic paper,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34takes a lovely little message.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37"Prisoner Zero has escaped."

0:12:37 > 0:12:39But why tell us?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Unless...

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Unless what?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Unless Prisoner Zero escaped through here.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50But he couldn't have.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52We'd know.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01It's difficult. Brand-new me, nothing works yet.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03But there's something I'm missing...

0:13:06 > 0:13:09..in the corner...

0:13:11 > 0:13:13..of my eye.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20ECHOED BANGING

0:13:20 > 0:13:23No, no, no, no, no, no!

0:13:25 > 0:13:26I've got to get back in there.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- The engines are phasing, it's going to burn!- But...

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- ..it's just a box! How can a box have engines?- It's not a box.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39It's a time machine.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42What, a real one?

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- You've got a real time machine? - Not for much longer if I can't get her stabilised.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Five-minute hop into the future should do it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Can I come?- Not safe in here, not yet. Five minutes.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Give me five minutes, I'll be right back.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00People always say that.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Am I people?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Do I even look like people?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Trust me.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm the Doctor.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Geronimo!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30SPLASH!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34METALLIC THRUMMING

0:16:00 > 0:16:02CLOCK TICKS

0:16:09 > 0:16:12METALLIC THRUMMING

0:16:19 > 0:16:26Amelia! Amelia, I worked out what it was. I know what I was missing!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28You've got to get out of there!

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Amelia? Amelia, are you all right? Are you there?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Prisoner Zero is here.

0:16:40 > 0:16:45Prisoner Zero is here! Prisoner Zero is here! Do you understand me? Prisoner Zero is...

0:16:49 > 0:16:52SIREN BLARES

0:17:08 > 0:17:14So. They all called out at once, that's what you're saying?

0:17:14 > 0:17:21All of them, all the coma patients. You do understand that these people are all comatose, don't you?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- They can't speak.- Yes, Dr Ramsden.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Then why are you wasting my time?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Because they called for you.- Me?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Doctor.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Doctor.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Doctor.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44< Doctor.

0:17:44 > 0:17:50Doctor... ALL PATIENTS: Doctor... Doctor...

0:17:55 > 0:17:57VOICES ECHO: Doctor...!

0:18:00 > 0:18:05White male, mid-20s, breaking and entering. Send me some back-up, I've got him restrained.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oi, you! Sit still.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Cricket bat. I'm getting cricket bat.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17You were breaking and entering.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24Well, that's much better. Brand-new me, whack on the head. Just what it needed.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Do you want to shut up now?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- I've got back-up on the way!- Hang on, no, wait - you're a policewoman.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30And you're breaking and entering. You see how this works?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- But what are you doing here? Where's Amelia?- Amelia Pond?

0:18:34 > 0:18:40Yeah. Little Scottish girl. Where is she? I promised her five minutes but the engines were phasing.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45I suppose I must have gone a bit far. Has something happened to her?

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Amelia Pond hasn't lived here in a long time.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55- How long?- Six months.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00No, no, no! I can't be six months late!

0:19:00 > 0:19:04I said five minutes. I promised.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08What happened to her? What happened to Amelia Pond?

0:19:08 > 0:19:14Sarge, it's me again. Hurry it up, this guy knows something about Amelia Pond.

0:19:27 > 0:19:33- I don't think they were even conscious.- Dr Ramsden, there is another sort of funny thing.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Yes, I know. Dr Carver told me about your conversation.

0:19:37 > 0:19:42- We've been very patient with you, Rory. You're a good enough nurse, but for God's sake!- I've seen them.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45These patients are under 24-hour supervision!

0:19:45 > 0:19:51There's no possibility you'd have seen them wandering in the village! Why are you giving me your phone?!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's a camera too.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58PAGER BEEPS

0:19:58 > 0:20:02You need to take some time off, Rory. A lot of time off.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Start now. Now!

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- I need to speak to whoever lives in this house now. - I- live here.- But you're the police.

0:20:16 > 0:20:22- Yes, and this is where I live. You got a problem with that?! - How many rooms?

0:20:22 > 0:20:27- I'm sorry, what?- On this floor. How many rooms on this floor? Count them for me now.- Why?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Because it will change your life.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Five. One, two, three, four, five. - Six.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Six?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Look.- Look where?- Exactly where you don't want to look.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Where you never want to look, the corner of your eye. Look behind you.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58That's... That is not possible.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59How's that possible?

0:20:59 > 0:21:04There's a perception filter round the door. Sensed it the last time I was here. Should've seen it.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08But that's a whole room. That's a whole room I've never even noticed.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12The filter stops you. Something came a while ago to hide.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16It's still hiding. You need to uncuff me now!

0:21:16 > 0:21:21- I don't have the key. I lost it. - How can you have lost it?!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Stay away from that door!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Do not touch that door!

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Listen to me! Do not open that... Why does no-one ever listen to me?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Do I just have a face that nobody listens to?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Again...?

0:21:38 > 0:21:44- My screwdriver, where is it? Silver thing, blue at the end. Where did it go?- There's nothing here.

0:21:44 > 0:21:51Whatever's there stopped you seeing the room. What makes you think you could see it? Please, just get out!

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- Silver, blue at the end? - My screwdriver, yeah.- It's here.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Must have rolled under the door.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Yeah. Must have.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14And then it must have jumped up on the table...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Get out of there!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Get out of there!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Get out!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Get out of there!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40What is it? What are you doing?

0:22:40 > 0:22:44There's nothing here, but...

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Corner of your eye.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49What is it?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Don't try to see it. If it knows you've seen it, it will kill you.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Don't look at it.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Do not...look.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- SHE SCREAMS - Get out!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Give me that!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05BANGING ON DOOR

0:23:09 > 0:23:12What's the bad alien done to you?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Will that door hold it? - Oh, yeah, yeah, course!

0:23:15 > 0:23:20It's an inter-dimensional multi-form from outer-space - they're all terrified of wood(!)

0:23:22 > 0:23:24What's that? What's it doing?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32- I don't know, getting dressed? Run. Just go. Your back-up's coming, I'll be fine.- There is no back-up.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- I heard you on the radio, you called for back-up.- It's a pretend radio.

0:23:36 > 0:23:41- You're a policewoman. - I'm a kissogram!

0:23:49 > 0:23:55- But it's just...- No, it isn't. Look at the faces.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59GROWLING

0:23:59 > 0:24:01HE BARKS

0:24:01 > 0:24:05What? I'm sorry, but what?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07It's all one creature. One creature disguised as two.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Clever old multi-form.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14A bit of a rush job, though. Got the voice a bit muddled, did you?

0:24:14 > 0:24:19Mind you, where did you get the pattern from? You'd need a psychic link, a live feed.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- How did you fix that? - HE SNARLS

0:24:23 > 0:24:27SNARLING ECHOES

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Stay, boy!

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Her and me, we're safe. Want to know why? She sent for back-up.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55- I didn't send for back-up!- I know, that was a clever lie to save our lives. OK, yeah, NO back-up!

0:24:55 > 0:25:00And that's why we're safe. Alone, we're not a threat to you. If we HAD back-up, you'd have to kill us!

0:25:00 > 0:25:06'Attention, Prisoner Zero. The human residence is surrounded. Attention Prisoner Zero.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- 'The human residence is surrounded.' - What's that?- That would be back-up. OK, one more time.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13We do have back-up and that's definitely why we're safe.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Safe apart from, you know, incineration.

0:25:21 > 0:25:26'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Run.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48'..the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:25:48 > 0:25:54- Kissogram?- Yes!- Why'd you pretend to be a policewoman?- You broke into my house! It was this or a French maid!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56What's going on? Tell me!

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Tell me!- An alien convict is hiding

0:25:59 > 0:26:04in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog, and some other aliens are about to incinerate your house.

0:26:04 > 0:26:12- Any questions?- Yes.- Me too. No, no, don't do that, not now! It's still rebuilding, not letting us in!

0:26:12 > 0:26:16'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Come on.- No, wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait. The shed.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I destroyed that shed last time I was here, smashed it to pieces.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27- So there's a new one. Let's go. - But the new one's got old. It's ten years old at least.

0:26:27 > 0:26:3112 years. I'm not six months late, I'm 12 years late.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32- He's coming.- You said six months.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Why did you say six months? - We've got to go.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Why did you say five minutes?!

0:26:41 > 0:26:46- What?- Come on.- What?- Come on!

0:26:46 > 0:26:53- What?- 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:26:59 > 0:27:01- You're Amelia.- You're late.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Amelia Pond, you're the little girl. - I'm Amelia and you're late.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- What happened?- 12 years. - You hit me with a cricket bat.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- 12 years.- A cricket bat.- 12 years and four psychiatrists.

0:27:10 > 0:27:15- Four?- I kept biting them.- Why? They said you weren't real.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- GARBLED, THROUGH SPEAKER:- 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- 'or the human residence will be incinerated.'- No, no, no, come on.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26What? We're being staked out by an ice-cream van?

0:27:29 > 0:27:34- What's that? Why are you playing that? - It's supposed to be Clair De Lune.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Doctor, what's happening?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54VOICEOVER CONTINUES

0:28:01 > 0:28:06'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:28:06 > 0:28:09- THROUGH TV:- 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence

0:28:09 > 0:28:13'or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:28:13 > 0:28:17Hello! Sorry to burst in, we're doing a special on television faults in this area.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Also, crimes.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Let's have a look.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I was just about to phone.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26It's on every channel.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Hello, Amy, dear.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Are you a policewoman now?

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- Well, sometimes. - I thought you were a nurse.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36I can be a nurse.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- Or, actually, a nun.- I dabble.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Amy, who is your friend?

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Who's Amy? You were Amelia.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Yeah, now I'm Amy.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Amelia Pond - that was a great name.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56- Bit fairy tale.- I know you, don't I?

0:28:56 > 0:28:59I've seen you somewhere before.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Not me. Brand-new face...

0:29:02 > 0:29:05First time on. And what sort of job's a kissogram?

0:29:05 > 0:29:10I go to parties and I kiss people.

0:29:10 > 0:29:15- With outfits. It's a laugh.- You were a little girl five minutes ago. - You're worse than my aunt.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

0:29:21 > 0:29:28- RADIO ON - 'Repetez... Le Prisonnier...' '..Zero wird der menschliche...'

0:29:28 > 0:29:33OK, so it's everywhere, in every language.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35They're broadcasting to the whole world.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43What's up there, what are you looking for?

0:29:45 > 0:29:52OK, planet this size, two poles, your basic molten core... They're going to need a 40% fission blast.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55But they'll have to power up first, won't they?

0:29:55 > 0:29:59So assuming a medium-sized starship, that's 20 minutes.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01What do you think, 20 minutes?

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Yeah, 20 minutes.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06We've got 20 minutes.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09- 20 minutes to what? - Are you the Doctor?

0:30:09 > 0:30:14He is, isn't he? He's the Doctor! The Raggedy Doctor.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16All those cartoons you did, when you were little.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19The Raggedy Doctor, it's him.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21(Shut up.)

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Cartoons?

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Gran, it's him, isn't it?

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- It's really him! - Jeff, shut up! 20 minutes to what?

0:30:30 > 0:30:34- ON TV:- '..human residence will be incinerated. Repeat...'

0:30:34 > 0:30:38The human residence. They're not talking about your house, they're talking about the planet.

0:30:38 > 0:30:43Somewhere up there, there's a spaceship. And it's going to incinerate the planet.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45'..will be incinerated.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:30:49 > 0:30:5220 minutes to the end of the world.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56'..residence will be incinerated. Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate

0:30:56 > 0:31:02'the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated.

0:31:02 > 0:31:08'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated.'

0:31:08 > 0:31:11- What is this place? Where am I? - Leadworth.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13- Where's the rest of it?- This is it.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14- Is there an airport?- No.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17- A nuclear power station? - No.- Even a little one?

0:31:17 > 0:31:19- No.- Nearest city? - Gloucester, half an hour by car.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?- No.- Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is(!)

0:31:22 > 0:31:2820 minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut! WHAT is that?

0:31:28 > 0:31:31It's a duck pond.

0:31:34 > 0:31:40- Why aren't there any ducks?- I don't know. There's never any ducks.- Then how do you know it's a duck pond?

0:31:40 > 0:31:44- It just is. Is it important, the duck pond?- I don't know. Why would I know?

0:31:47 > 0:31:50This is too soon.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51I'm not ready, I'm not done yet.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57What's happening? Why's it going dark?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09- So what's wrong with the sun? - Nothing.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12You're looking at it through a force-field.

0:32:12 > 0:32:17They've sealed off your upper atmosphere, now they're getting ready to boil the planet.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Oh, and here they come. The human race.

0:32:20 > 0:32:25The end comes, as it was always going to - down a video phone!

0:32:25 > 0:32:27This isn't real, is it?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29- This is some kind of big wind-up. - Why would I wind you up?

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- You told me you had a time machine. - And you believed me.- Then I grew up.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Oh, you never want to do that. No, hang on, shut up, wait!

0:32:36 > 0:32:39I missed it. I saw it and I missed it. What did I see?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41I saw... What did I see?

0:32:41 > 0:32:44RAPID CLICKING

0:33:14 > 0:33:1620 minutes.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17I can do it.

0:33:17 > 0:33:1920 minutes, the planet burns.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Run to your loved ones and say goodbye, or stay and help me.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26- No.- I'm sorry?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28No!

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Amy, no, no, what are you doing?

0:33:32 > 0:33:36- Are you out of your mind? - Who are you?- You know who I am.

0:33:36 > 0:33:40- No, really, who are you?- Look at the sky! End of the world, 20 minutes.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43- Better talk quickly, then! - Amy, I am going to need my car back.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Yes, in a bit. Now go and have coffee.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Right, yes.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Catch.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58I'm the Doctor.

0:33:58 > 0:33:59I'm a time traveller.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Everything I told you 12 years ago is true.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06I'm real. What's happening in the sky is real, and if you don't let me go now,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09everything you've ever known is over.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15- I don't believe you.- Just 20 minutes.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Just believe me for 20 minutes.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Look at it. Fresh as the day you gave it to me.

0:34:23 > 0:34:24And you know it's the same one.

0:34:43 > 0:34:48Amy. Believe for 20 minutes.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- What do we do?- Stop that nurse!

0:35:07 > 0:35:13The sun's going out, and you're photographing a man and a dog. Why?

0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Amy?- Hi! Oh, this is Rory, he's a...friend.

0:35:16 > 0:35:20- Boyfriend.- Kind of boyfriend. - Amy!- Man and dog, why?

0:35:22 > 0:35:27- Oh, my God, it's him. - Just answer his question, please.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30- It's him, though. The doctor. The Raggedy Doctor.- Yeah, he came back.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34- But he was a story. He was a game. - Man and dog - why? Tell me now.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Sorry. Because he can't be there.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Because he's in a hospital, in a coma.- In a hospital, in a coma.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Yeah.

0:35:43 > 0:35:44Knew it. Multi-form, you see?

0:35:44 > 0:35:47Disguise itself as anything, but it needs a life feed.

0:35:47 > 0:35:51A psychic link with a living but dormant mind.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53MAN SNAPS AND SNARLS

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Prisoner Zero.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- What, there's a Prisoner Zero too? - Yes.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:36:14 > 0:36:19See, that ship up there is scanning this area for non-terrestrial technology.

0:36:19 > 0:36:25And nothing says non-terrestrial like a sonic screwdriver.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35GLASS SMASHES, CAR ALARMS BLARE

0:36:38 > 0:36:39SIREN WAILS, SHOUTING

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Oi, come back here! Come back!

0:36:49 > 0:36:52I think someone's going to notice! Don't you?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54BOTH BARK

0:37:02 > 0:37:06No, no, no, don't do that!

0:37:07 > 0:37:11- Look, it's going. - No, come back, he's here!

0:37:11 > 0:37:15Come back! He's here, Prisoner Zero is here.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19Come back, he's here! Prisoner Zero is...

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Doctor!

0:37:21 > 0:37:24The drain. It just sort of melted and went down the drain.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Well, of course it did. - What do we do now?

0:37:26 > 0:37:30It's hiding in human form. We need to drive it into the open.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33No TARDIS, no screwdriver, 17 minutes.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Come on, think. Think!

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Barney? Barney...

0:37:39 > 0:37:43Barney? Can you hear me, Barney?

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Barney? Barney?

0:37:58 > 0:38:01So that thing, THAT hid in my house for 12 years?

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Multi-forms can live for millennia. 12 years is a pit-stop.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06So how come you show up on the same day that lot do?

0:38:06 > 0:38:10They're looking for him, but followed me. They saw me through the crack, got a fix.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12They're only late cos I am. Give me your phone.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- How can he be real? He was never real.- Phone, now, give me!

0:38:15 > 0:38:18He was just a game, we were kids. You made me dress up as him.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22- These are all coma patients?- Yeah. - No, they're all the multi-form.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Eight comas, eight disguises for Prisoner Zero.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26He had a dog. There's a dog in a coma?

0:38:26 > 0:38:28The coma patient dreams he's walking a dog,

0:38:28 > 0:38:29Prisoner Zero gets a dog. Laptop!

0:38:29 > 0:38:33Your friend, what was his name? Not him, the good-looking one.

0:38:33 > 0:38:34- Thanks.- Jeff.- Oh, thanks(!)

0:38:34 > 0:38:39He had a laptop in his bag, a laptop. Big bag, big laptop, I need Jeff's laptop.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42You two, get to the hospital, get everyone out,

0:38:42 > 0:38:44clear the whole floor. Phone me when you're done.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Your car, come on.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49But how can he be here?

0:38:49 > 0:38:51How can the Doctor be here?

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Hello, laptop, give me! - No, no, no, no, wait, hang on!

0:39:06 > 0:39:09It's fine, give it here.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Gran.- What are you doing?

0:39:17 > 0:39:19The sun's gone wibbly, so right now, somewhere,

0:39:19 > 0:39:22there's going to be a big video conference call.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24All the experts in the world panicking at once,

0:39:24 > 0:39:26and do you know what they need?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Me. Ah, and here they all are.

0:39:29 > 0:39:33All the big boys. NASA, Jodrell Bank, Tokyo Space Centre,

0:39:33 > 0:39:36- Patrick Moore.- I like Patrick Moore. - I'll get you his number,

0:39:36 > 0:39:38but watch him, he's a devil.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40- You can't just hack in on a call.- Can't I?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43- 'Who are you?- This is a secure call, what are you doing?'

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Hello, I know, you should switch me off. But before you do, watch this.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49- 'It's here too, I'm getting it.' - Fermat's Theorem, the proof,

0:39:49 > 0:39:52and I mean the real one, never seen before.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Poor old Fermat, got killed in a duel before he could write it down.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57My fault, I slept in.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Oh, and here's an oldie, but a goodie - why electrons have mass.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02And a personal favourite of mine,

0:40:02 > 0:40:06faster-than-light travel with two diagrams and a joke.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Look at your screens. Whoever I am, I'm a genius.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Look at the sun. You need all the help you can get.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Fellas, pay attention.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32'Sir, what are you doing?'

0:40:32 > 0:40:34I'm writing a computer virus.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Very clever, super-fast, and a tiny bit alive, but don't let on.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40Why am I writing it on a phone? Never mind, you'll find out.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43OK, I'm sending this to all your computers.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Get everyone who works for you sending this everywhere.

0:40:45 > 0:40:50Email, text, Facebook, Bebo, Twitter, radar dish - whatever you've got. Any questions?

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- 'Who was your lady friend?' - Patrick, behave!

0:40:52 > 0:40:55- 'What does this virus do?' - It's a reset command, that's all.

0:40:55 > 0:41:00It resets counters, it gets in the wifi and resets every counter it can find.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Anything with a chip will default at zero at exactly the same time.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06But, yeah, I could be lying, why should you trust me?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08I'll let my best man explain.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Jeff, you're my best man.- You what?

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Listen to me. In ten minutes, you're going to be a legend.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25In ten minutes, everyone is going to be offering you any job you want.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27But first, you have to be magnificent.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31You have to make them trust you and get them working. This is it, Jeff.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Right here, right now.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36This is when you fly.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Today's the day you save the world.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- Why me?- It's your bedroom.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Now go, go, go.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53OK, guys,

0:41:53 > 0:41:55let's do this.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00Oh, and delete your internet history.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Something's happened up there, we can't get through.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Yes, but what's happened?

0:42:18 > 0:42:20I don't know. No-one knows. Phone him.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22I'm phoning him.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26Doctor? We're at the hospital, but we can't get through. Oh!

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- What did he say?- Look in the mirror.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Ha-ha! Uniform!

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Are you on your way?

0:42:37 > 0:42:39You're going to need a car.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Don't worry. I've commandeered a vehicle.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44SIREN WAILS

0:42:57 > 0:42:59- Officer.- What happened?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01There was a man. A man with a dog.

0:43:01 > 0:43:02I think Dr Ramsden's dead.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05And the nurses.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06MOBILE RINGS

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Are you in?- 'Yep.'

0:43:10 > 0:43:13- But so's Prisoner Zero. - You need to get out of there.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- WOMAN'S VOICE: - He was so angry. He kept shouting. And that dog,

0:43:16 > 0:43:18the size of that dog, I swear it was rabid.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21- WOMAN'S VOICE: - And he just went mad, attacking everyone.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25Where did he go, did you see? Has he gone? We hid in the ladies.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29Oh, I'm getting it wrong again, aren't I? I'm always doing that.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31So many mouths.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Oh, my God!

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Amy? Amy, what's happening?

0:43:55 > 0:43:58- Amy, talk to me!- We're in the coma ward. But it's here, it's getting in.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01- Which window are you? - What, sorry?- Which window?

0:44:01 > 0:44:04First floor on the left, fourth from the end.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Oh, dear. Little Amelia Pond.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17I've watched you grow up.

0:44:18 > 0:44:2112 years, and you never even knew I was there.

0:44:21 > 0:44:29Little Amelia Pond, waiting for her magic Doctor to return,

0:44:29 > 0:44:32but not this time, Amelia.

0:44:34 > 0:44:35MOBILE BEEPS

0:44:35 > 0:44:37SIREN WAILS

0:44:47 > 0:44:50Right! Hello! Am I late?

0:44:50 > 0:44:53No, three minutes to go. So still time.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Time for what, Time Lord?

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Take the disguise off.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02They'll find you in a heartbeat. Nobody dies.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05The Atraxi will kill me this time.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07If I am to die,

0:45:07 > 0:45:09let there be fire.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13OK. You came to this world by opening a crack in space and time.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17- Do it again - just leave. - I did not open the crack.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Somebody did.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22The cracks in the skin of the universe -

0:45:22 > 0:45:25don't you know where they came from?

0:45:27 > 0:45:29You don't, do you?

0:45:29 > 0:45:35- GIRL'S VOICE:- The Doctor in the TARDIS doesn't know. Doesn't know, doesn't know!

0:45:35 > 0:45:38- WOMAN'S VOICE:- The universe is cracked.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40The Pandorica will open.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Silence will fall.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47CLICKING

0:45:47 > 0:45:50And we're off!

0:45:50 > 0:45:52Look at that.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57Look at that!

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Yeah, I know, just a clock, whatever.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05But do you know what's happening right now?

0:46:05 > 0:46:08In one little bedroom, my team are working.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11Jeff and the world. And do you know what they're doing?

0:46:11 > 0:46:15They're spreading the word all over the world, quantum fast.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18The word is out.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25And do you know what the word is?

0:46:29 > 0:46:30The word is zero.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Now, me, if I was up in the sky in a battleship,

0:46:33 > 0:46:36monitoring all Earth communications, I'd take that as a hint.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39And if I had a whole battle fleet surrounding the planet,

0:46:39 > 0:46:46I'd be able track a simple old computer virus to its source in, what, under a minute?

0:46:46 > 0:46:48The source, by the way,

0:46:48 > 0:46:49is right here.

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Oh! And I think they just found us!

0:47:01 > 0:47:03The Atraxi are limited.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07While I'm in this form, they'll still be unable to detect me.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09They've tracked a phone, not me.

0:47:09 > 0:47:15Yeah, but this is the good bit. I mean, this is my favourite bit.

0:47:15 > 0:47:19Do you know what this phone is full of?

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Pictures of you.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Every form you've learned to take, right here.

0:47:24 > 0:47:28Oh, and being uploaded about now.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31And the final score is - no TARDIS, no screwdriver -

0:47:31 > 0:47:34two minutes to spare. Who da man?

0:47:38 > 0:47:41Oh, I'm never saying that again. Fine.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Then I shall take a new form.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Oh, stop it, you know you can't.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48Takes months to form that kind of psychic link.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51And I've had years.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58No! Amy?

0:47:58 > 0:48:01ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:48:01 > 0:48:02You've got to hold on. Amy!

0:48:02 > 0:48:07- Don't sleep! You've got to stay awake, please.- Doctor?

0:48:13 > 0:48:16Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

0:48:16 > 0:48:20- It's you.- Me? Is that what I look like?

0:48:20 > 0:48:23- You don't know?- Busy day. Why me, though?

0:48:23 > 0:48:25You're linked with her. Why are you copying me?

0:48:25 > 0:48:27I'm not.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Poor Amy Pond.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34Still such a child inside.

0:48:34 > 0:48:38Dreaming of the magic Doctor she knows will return to save her.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44What a disappointment you've been.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49No, she's dreaming about me cos she can hear me.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Amy, don't just hear me, listen.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Remember the room, the room in your house you couldn't see?

0:48:57 > 0:49:01Remember you went inside. I tried to stop, but you did.

0:49:04 > 0:49:06You went in the room.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11You went inside.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Amy...

0:49:14 > 0:49:17dream about what you saw.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27No...no... No!

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Well done, Prisoner Zero.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49A perfect impersonation of yourself.

0:49:52 > 0:49:53'Prisoner Zero is located.

0:49:55 > 0:49:56'Prisoner Zero is restrained.'

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Silence, Doctor.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Silence will fall.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11WHOOSHING

0:50:14 > 0:50:16BIRDSONG

0:50:21 > 0:50:23The sun - it's back to normal, right?

0:50:23 > 0:50:26That's... That's good, yeah? That means it's over.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Amy?

0:50:32 > 0:50:33Are you OK? Are you with us?

0:50:33 > 0:50:36- What happened?- He did it. The Doctor did it.- No, I didn't.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39- What are you doing? - Tracking the signal back.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41- Sorry, in advance.- About what?

0:50:41 > 0:50:46The bill. Oi, I didn't say you could go!

0:50:46 > 0:50:49Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation.

0:50:49 > 0:50:53This is a fully established, level 5 planet,

0:50:53 > 0:50:56and you were going to burn it? What...?

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Did you think no-one was watching?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01You lot, back here. Now!

0:51:02 > 0:51:04OK.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06Now I've done it.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Did he just bring them back?

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Did he just save the world from aliens

0:51:10 > 0:51:13and then bring all the aliens back again?

0:51:15 > 0:51:17- Where are you going?- The roof.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19No, hang on.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30- What's in here?- I'm saving the world - I need a decent shirt.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33To hell with the raggedy.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Time to put on a show!

0:51:36 > 0:51:39You just summoned aliens back to Earth.

0:51:39 > 0:51:40Actual aliens,

0:51:40 > 0:51:42deadly aliens,

0:51:42 > 0:51:47aliens of death, and now you're taking your clothes off...

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Amy, he's taking his clothes off.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51Turn your back if it embarrasses you.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Are you stealing clothes now?

0:51:54 > 0:51:57Those clothes belong to people, you know.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03Are you not you going to turn your back?

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Nope.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:52:11 > 0:52:15So this was a good idea, was it(?)

0:52:15 > 0:52:19- They were leaving.- Leaving is good. Never coming back is better.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Come on, then!

0:52:23 > 0:52:26The Doctor will see you now.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34LOUD WHIRRING

0:52:38 > 0:52:40You are not of this world.

0:52:40 > 0:52:44No, but I've put a lot of work into it.

0:52:44 > 0:52:46Oh... Hmm...

0:52:46 > 0:52:47I don't know.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49What do you think?

0:52:49 > 0:52:51Is this world important?

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Important? What's that mean, important?

0:52:53 > 0:52:56Six billion people live here - is that important?

0:52:56 > 0:53:00Here's a better question. Is this world a threat to the Atraxi?

0:53:00 > 0:53:03Well, come on. You're monitoring the whole planet.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06IS this world a threat?

0:53:11 > 0:53:12No.

0:53:12 > 0:53:18Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?

0:53:21 > 0:53:23- No.- OK.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26One more. Just one.

0:53:28 > 0:53:30Is this world protected?

0:53:33 > 0:53:37Because you're not the first lot to come here. Oh, there have been so many!

0:53:39 > 0:53:41And what you've got to ask is...

0:53:42 > 0:53:44..what happened to them?

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Hello.

0:53:57 > 0:53:58I'm the Doctor.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Basically...

0:54:07 > 0:54:09..run.

0:54:09 > 0:54:12ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:54:38 > 0:54:40Is that it?

0:54:40 > 0:54:44Is that them gone for good? Who were they?

0:55:04 > 0:55:06OK!

0:55:06 > 0:55:08What have you got for me this time?

0:55:16 > 0:55:17Look at you!

0:55:20 > 0:55:23Oh, you sexy thing!

0:55:25 > 0:55:26Look at you!

0:55:30 > 0:55:33METALLIC THRUMMING

0:56:03 > 0:56:05METALLIC THRUMMING

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Sorry about running off earlier.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32Brand-new TARDIS - bit exciting.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35Just had a quick hop to the moon and back to run her in.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38She's ready for the big stuff now.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40OWL HOOTS

0:56:40 > 0:56:43It's you. You came back.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Course I came back. I always come back.

0:56:46 > 0:56:49- Something wrong with that? - And you kept the clothes.

0:56:49 > 0:56:52Well, I just saved the world, the whole planet,

0:56:52 > 0:56:57- for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me! I kept the clothes.- Including the bow tie.

0:56:57 > 0:57:01- Yeah, it's cool. Bow ties are cool. - Are you from another planet?- Yeah.

0:57:01 > 0:57:05- OK...- So what do you think? - Of what?- Other planets. Want to check some out?

0:57:05 > 0:57:08- What does that mean?- It means...

0:57:08 > 0:57:11Well, it means...come with me.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13Where?

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Wherever you like.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17OWL HOOTS

0:57:17 > 0:57:20All that stuff, the hospital, the spaceships, Prisoner Zero...

0:57:20 > 0:57:24Oh, don't worry. That's just the beginning. There's loads more.

0:57:24 > 0:57:28Yeah, but those things, amazing things, all that stuff...

0:57:30 > 0:57:33- That was two years ago!- Oh-oh!

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Oops.

0:57:35 > 0:57:37- Yeah.- So that's...- 14 years!

0:57:37 > 0:57:3914 years since fish custard.

0:57:39 > 0:57:42Amy Pond, the girl who waited, you've waited long enough.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool and a library,

0:57:47 > 0:57:50- and the swimming pool was IN the library.- Yeah.

0:57:50 > 0:57:53- Not sure where it's got to now. It'll turn up. So...coming?- No!

0:57:53 > 0:57:56- You wanted to come 14 years ago. - I grew up.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Don't worry.

0:57:58 > 0:57:59I'll soon fix that.

0:58:38 > 0:58:39Well...?

0:58:39 > 0:58:43Anything you want to say? Any passing remarks?

0:58:43 > 0:58:45I've heard them all.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57- I'm in my nightie.- Oh, don't worry.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Plenty of clothes in the wardrobe.

0:58:59 > 0:59:01AND possibly a swimming pool.

0:59:01 > 0:59:08So...all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will...

0:59:08 > 0:59:10Where do you want to start?

0:59:12 > 0:59:15You are so sure that I'm coming.

0:59:15 > 0:59:17- Yeah, I am.- Why?

0:59:17 > 0:59:20Cos you're the Scottish girl in the English village,

0:59:20 > 0:59:22- and I know how that feels. - Oh, do you?

0:59:22 > 0:59:24All these years living here, most of your life...

0:59:24 > 0:59:29- and you've still got that accent. Yeah, you're coming. - BELL RINGS

0:59:29 > 0:59:33- Can you get me back for tomorrow morning?- It's a time machine. I can get you back five minutes ago.

0:59:33 > 0:59:37- Why, what's tomorrow?- Nothing. Nothing. Just...you know, stuff.

0:59:40 > 0:59:44All right, then. Back in time for stuff.

0:59:45 > 0:59:48Oh! A new one!

0:59:48 > 0:59:50Lovely.

0:59:52 > 0:59:53(Thanks, dear!)

0:59:56 > 0:59:58BEEPING

1:00:05 > 1:00:08METALLIC THRUMMING

1:00:10 > 1:00:16- Why me?- Why not?- No, seriously? You are asking me to run away with you in the middle of the night.

1:00:16 > 1:00:17It's a fair question. Why me?

1:00:17 > 1:00:20I don't know. Fun. Do I have to have a reason?

1:00:20 > 1:00:24- People always have a reason.- Do I look like people?- Yes.- Been knocking around on my own for a while,

1:00:24 > 1:00:31- my choice, but I've started talking to myself. It's giving me earache. - You're lonely. That's it? Just that?

1:00:31 > 1:00:32Just that.

1:00:32 > 1:00:34Promise.

1:00:34 > 1:00:36RUMBLING

1:00:36 > 1:00:38OK.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41RUMBLING

1:00:43 > 1:00:44So, are you OK, then?

1:00:44 > 1:00:48Cos this place, sometimes it can make people feel a bit...

1:00:48 > 1:00:50- you know...?- I'm fine.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53It's just...There's a whole world in here, just like you said.

1:00:53 > 1:00:55It's all true. I thought...

1:00:55 > 1:00:59I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box.

1:00:59 > 1:01:04Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand. It's important, and your life may depend on it.

1:01:04 > 1:01:06I am definitely a madman with a box.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11Ha-ha! Yeah.

1:01:11 > 1:01:12SHE LAUGHS

1:01:12 > 1:01:16Goodbye, Leadworth. Hello, everything!

1:01:16 > 1:01:18Whoo!

1:01:18 > 1:01:21METALLIC THRUMMING

1:01:21 > 1:01:23Ha-ha!

1:02:05 > 1:02:07'My name's Amy Pond.

1:02:07 > 1:02:10'When I was seven, I had an imaginary friend.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12'Last night was the night before my wedding

1:02:12 > 1:02:15'and my imaginary friend came back.'

1:02:15 > 1:02:19All of time and space, everything that ever happened, or ever will...

1:02:19 > 1:02:22Where do you want to start?

1:02:25 > 1:02:28Anywhere you want, any time you want.

1:02:28 > 1:02:30One condition - it has to be amazing.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34Now it starts.

1:02:34 > 1:02:39You might want to find something to hang on to.

1:02:39 > 1:02:42It begins.

1:03:11 > 1:03:13Tell me the whole plan.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16- SHE HISSES - One day, that'll work.

1:03:16 > 1:03:21One simple instruction - don't follow me under any circumstances.

1:03:21 > 1:03:23Will you follow him?

1:03:23 > 1:03:25Of course.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29Cos this is what I do every time, every day, every second.

1:03:29 > 1:03:30This.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32Hold tight...

1:03:32 > 1:03:34because it will change your life.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart,

1:03:37 > 1:03:39value your continued existence,

1:03:39 > 1:03:44if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in trouble...

1:03:51 > 1:03:54..me!

1:03:54 > 1:03:55GUNSHOT

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