The Pandorica Opens

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0:00:07 > 0:00:09SOBBING

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Vincent, can you hear me?

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Please, Vincent.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16It's not enough he goes drinking all round the town,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19now the whole neighbourhood has to listen to his screaming.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21He's very ill, Madame Vernet.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Look at this, even worse than his usual rubbish.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32What's it supposed to be?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35VINCENT CONTINUES TO SCREAM AND SOB

0:00:52 > 0:00:58It was found behind the wall in an attic in France.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's genuine...it's a Van Gogh...

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Why bring it to me?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Because it's obviously a message...

0:01:07 > 0:01:10and you can see who it's for.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Can't say I understand it.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You're not supposed to understand it, Prime Minister.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16You're supposed to deliver it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Cell 426.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35The Doctor? Do you mean Dr Song?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Give me that. Seriously, just give it to me. I'm entitled to phone calls.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Doctor?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47No, and neither are you. Where is he?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49'You're phoning the time vortex, it doesn't always work.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51'But the TARDIS is smart, she's re-routed the call.'

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Talk quickly. This connection will last less than a minute.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Dr Song.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Are you finished with that?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10You're new here, aren't you?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12First day.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Then I'm very sorry.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18ALARM

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Stay exactly where you are.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28She had the lipstick, the hallucinogenic lipstick. She tried to use it on me!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Your tricks don't work in here, Dr Song.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13This is the Royal Collection.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15And I'm the bloody Queen.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17What are you doing here?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's about the Doctor, Ma'am.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You met him once, didn't you? I know he came here.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- The Doctor!- He's in trouble.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I need to find him.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Then why are you stealing a painting?- Look at it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36I need to find the Doctor, and I need to show him this.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Now, word on the belt is, you're looking for time travel.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Are you selling?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59A vortex manipulator, fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I said OFF the wrist.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Not cheap, Dr Song.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Have you brought me a pretty toy?

0:04:17 > 0:04:22This is a Calisto Pulse. It can disarm micro-explosives from up to 20 feet.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26What kind of micro-explosives?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29The kind I just put in your wine.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Vavoom!- Va-what?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I can't believe I've never thought of this before, it's genius.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Right!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Landed, come on.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Where are we?- Planet One. The oldest planet in the universe.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04There's a cliff of pure diamond and, according to legend, on the cliff there's writing.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Letters 50 feet high, a message from the dawn of time,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11and no-one knows what it says, cos no-one's ever translated it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- Till today.- What happens today?- Us. The TARDIS can translate anything.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21All we have to do is open the doors and read the very first words in recorded history.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Vavoom!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Right place?- Just followed the co-ordinates on the cliff-face.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Earth. Britain.

0:05:50 > 0:05:531:02am. No, pm.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56No, AD.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- That's a Roman Legion.- Well, yeah.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03The Romans invaded Britain several times during this period.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, I know. My favourite topic at school.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Invasion of the hot Italians. Yeah, I did get marked down for the title.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Hail, Caesar!- Hi.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Welcome to Britain. We are honoured by your presence.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Well, you're only human.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Arise...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Roman person.

0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Why does he think you're Caesar? - Cleopatra will see you now.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hello, sweetie.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42River!

0:06:42 > 0:06:48- Hi.- You graffitied the oldest cliff-face in the universe.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You wouldn't answer your phone.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What's this?- It's a painting.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Your friend Vincent.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02One of his final works.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06He had visions, didn't he? I thought you ought to know about this one.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Doctor? Doctor, what is this?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Why's it exploding? - I assume it's some kind of warning.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Something's going to happen to the TARDIS?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12It might not be that literal. Anyway this is where he wanted you.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Date and map reference on the door sign, see?- Does it have a title?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19The Pandorica Opens.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Come on. YA!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- The Pandorica? What is it? - A box. A cage. A prison.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- It was built to contain the most feared thing in all the universe. - And it's a fairy tale, a legend.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- It can't be real.- If it is real, it's here and it's opening.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41And it's got something to do with your TARDIS exploding.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Hidden, obviously. Buried for centuries. You won't find it on a map.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No. But if you buried the most dangerous thing in the universe,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50you'd want to remember where you put it.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12How come it's not new?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Because it's already old. Been here thousands of years.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17No-one knows exactly how long.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19OK, this Pandorica thing.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Last time we saw you, you warned us about it, after we climbed out of the Byzantium.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Spoilers!

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- No, but you told the Doctor you'd see him again when the Pandorica opens. - Maybe I did. But I haven't yet.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34But I will have. Doctor, I'm picking up fry particles everywhere.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Energy weapons discharged on this site.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42If the Pandorica is here, it contains the mightiest warrior in history.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Now, half the galaxy would want a piece of that. Maybe even fight over it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51We need to get down there.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Right then. Ready.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27The underhenge.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47ELECTRIC FIZZLING

0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's a Pandorica.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49More than just a fairy tale.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28There was a goblin.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Or a trickster,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32or a warrior.

0:12:32 > 0:12:38A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42The most feared being in all the cosmos.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46And nothing could stop it, or hold it,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49or reason with it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- How did it end up in there? - You know fairy tales.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58A good wizard tricked it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04I hate good wizards in fairy tales. They always turn out to be him.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08So it's kind of like Pandora's Box, then?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Almost the same name.- Sorry, what? - The story.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Pandora's Box, with all the worst things in the world in it.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19That was my favourite book when I was a kid.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- What's wrong?- Your favourite school topic, your favourite story.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30Never ignore a coincidence, unless you're busy. In which case, always ignore a coincidence.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- So can you open it?- Easily. Anyone can break INTO a prison.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35But I'd rather know what I'm going to find first.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37You won't have long to wait.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38It's already opening.

0:13:38 > 0:13:45There are layers and layers of security protocols in there, and they're being disabled, one by one.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Like it's being unlocked from the inside.- How long do we have?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Hours at the most.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- What kind of security?- Everything. Deadlocks, time-stops, matter-lines.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- What could need all that? - What could get past all that?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Think of the fear that went into making this box.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06What could inspire that level of fear?

0:14:06 > 0:14:12Hello, you. Have we met?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- So why would it start to open now? - No idea.- Hmm, and how could Vincent have known about it?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20He won't even be born for centuries.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25The stones! These stones are great big transmitters,

0:14:25 > 0:14:28broadcasting a warning to everyone, everywhere, to every time zone.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- The Pandorica is opening! - Doctor - everyone, everywhere?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Even poor Vincent heard it in his dreams.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- What's in there, what could justify all this?- Doctor, everyone?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Anything that powerful, I'd know about it. Why don't I know?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Doctor, you said everyone could hear it. So who else is coming?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Oh.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Oh? Oh, what?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59OK, if it is basically a transmitter, we should be able to fold back the signal.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Doing it.- Doing what?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Stonehenge is transmitting, it's been transmitting for a while...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06so who heard?

0:15:06 > 0:15:10OK, should be feeding back to you now. River, what's out there?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Give me a moment. - River, quickly, anything?

0:15:14 > 0:15:19Around this planet, there are at least 10,000 starships.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21At least?

0:15:21 > 0:15:2510,000, 100,000, 1 million, I don't know. There's too many readings.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27What kind of starships?

0:15:27 > 0:15:32- CROAKY VOICES: 'Maintaining orbit.' - 'I obey. Shield cover compromised on ion sectors.'

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Daleks. Those are Daleks.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39'Scan detects no temporal activity. Soft grid scan commencing.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42'Reverse thrust for compensatory stabilisation.'

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Daleks, Doctor.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47'Launch preliminary armaments protocol.'

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Yes, OK. OK, OK, OK. Dalek fleet.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Minimum, 12,000 battleships, armed to the teeth.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54But we've got surprise on our side!

0:15:54 > 0:15:59They'll never expect three people to attack 12,000 Dalek battleships. Cos we'd be killed instantly.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04- So it would be a fairly short surprise. Forget surprise. - Doctor, Cyber-ships.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08No, Dalek ships, listen to them, those are Dalek ships.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13- Yes. Dalek ships AND Cyber-ships. - Well, we need to start a fight, turn them on each other.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- It's the Daleks - they're SO cross...- Sontaran. Four battle-fleets.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Sontarans! Talk about cross, who stole all their handbags?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Terileptil. Slitheen. Chelonian. Nestene. Drahvin.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Sycorax. Haemo-goth.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Zygon. Atraxi. Draconian.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29They're all here. For the Pandorica.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32What are you?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33What could you possibly be?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55What do we do?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Doctor, listen to me!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02You can't win this. You can't even fight it.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Doctor, this once, just this one time, please, you have to run.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Run where?- Fight how?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17The greatest military machine in the history of the universe.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19What is? The Daleks?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21No, no, no.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26The Romans!

0:17:42 > 0:17:43So.

0:17:43 > 0:17:49I return to my command after one week and discover we've been playing host to Cleopatra.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Who's in Egypt. And dead!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Yes. Funny how things work out.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03The sky is falling, and you make jokes.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Who are you? - When you fight Barbarians, what must they think of you?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Oh, riddles now?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Where do they think you come from?

0:18:11 > 0:18:17A place more deadly and more powerful and more impatient than their tiny minds can imagine.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Where do I come from?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Your world has visitors.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- You're all Barbarians now. - What is that?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Tell me, what?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32A fool would say, the work of the Gods.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36But you've been a soldier too long to believe there are Gods watching over us.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38There is, however, a man.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41And tonight he's going to need your help.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Sir?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47One moment.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57WHISPERED CONFERENCE

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Well, it seems you have a volunteer.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- So what's this got to do with the TARDIS?- Nothing, as far as I know.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17But Vincent's painting - the TARDIS was exploding, is that going to happen?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20One problem at a time. There's forcefield technology inside this box.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24If I can enhance the signal, I could extend it all over Stonehenge.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Could buy us half an hour. - What good is half an hour?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29There are fruit flies live on Hoppledom 6

0:19:29 > 0:19:32that live for 20 minutes and they don't even mate for life.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37There was going to be a point to that. I'll get back to you.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45So... Are you proposing to someone?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'm sorry?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I found this in your pocket.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54No. No, no, that's, uh...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56a memory.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58A friend of mine, someone I lost.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Do you mind?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's weird, I feel...

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I don't know. Something.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Little things we can't quite account for.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Faces in photographs, luggage, half eaten meals...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21rings...

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32And if something can be remembered,

0:20:32 > 0:20:34it can come back.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42So, was she nice, your friend?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Remember that night you flew away with me?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Of course I do.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00And you asked me why I was taking you and I told you there wasn't a reason. I was lying.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04- What, so you did have a reason? - Your house.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08- My house.- It was too big, too many empty rooms.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14Does it ever bother you, Amy, that your life doesn't make any sense?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- What was that?- Need a proper look.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Got to draw its fire, give it a target.- How?

0:21:24 > 0:21:29- You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?- Yes...- Sorry! Look at me, I'm a target!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What is that?- Arm of a Cyberman.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- And what's a Cyberman? - Oh, sort of part man, part robot.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40The organic part must have died off years ago, now the robot part is looking for fresh meat.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- What, us?- It's just like being an organ donor, except you're alive and sort of screaming.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- I need to get round behind it, could you draw its fire?- Like you did?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50You'll be fine if you're quick, it's only got one arm.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Come here!

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- Doctor?- Scrambled its circuits, but stay where you are. It could be bluffing.- Bluffing? It's an arm!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I said stay where you are!

0:22:27 > 0:22:32- Doctor?- Amy!- Doctor!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56SHE SCREAMS

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Doctor?!

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- You will be assimilated.- Yeah?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30You and whose body?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37HEAVY THUDDING

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Doctor?!

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Doctor?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Who...? Who are you...?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Hello, Amy.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Woah, woah!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Sir, the man's coming round.- Amy?!

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Where's Amy?- She's fine, Doctor, just unconscious.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK... Yes, she's sedated, that's all.

0:25:20 > 0:25:26Half an hour, she'll be fine. OK, Romans, good, I was just wishing for Romans, good old River. How many?

0:25:26 > 0:25:2950 men up top, volunteers. What about that thing?

0:25:29 > 0:25:3150? Not exactly a legion.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Your friend was very persuasive, but it's a tough sell.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Yes, I know that, Rory, I'm not exactly one to miss the obvious.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40But we need everything we can get.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42OK, Cyber-weapons.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46This is basically a sentry box. So, headless wonder here was a sentry.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Probably got himself duffed up by the locals. Never underestimate a Celt.- Doctor...

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Hush, Rory. Why leave a Cyberman on guard? Unless it's a Cyberthing in the box.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58But why would they lock up one of their own? OK, no, not a Cyberthing, but what, what?

0:25:58 > 0:26:04No, I'm missing something obvious, Rory! Something big, something right slap in front of me, I can feel it!

0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Yeah, I think you probably are. - I'll get it in a minute.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Hello again.- Hello.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- How've you been?- Good. Yeah, good.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I mean, Roman.

0:26:43 > 0:26:49- Rory, I'm not trying to be rude, but you died.- Yeah, I know, I was there.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51You died and then you were erased from time.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55You didn't just die, you were never born at all, you never existed.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Erased? What does that mean?

0:26:59 > 0:27:01How can you be here?

0:27:05 > 0:27:09I don't know. It's kind of fuzzy.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Fuzzy?

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Well, I died and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Did she miss me?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28RUMBLING AND WHOOSHING

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- What is it? What's happening? - The final phase.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42It's opening.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- You're surrounded. Have you got a plan?- Yes!

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Now hurry up and get the TARDIS here. I need equipment!

0:28:13 > 0:28:15What are you?

0:28:15 > 0:28:17They're all here, all of them, all for you.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19What could you possibly be?

0:28:34 > 0:28:39- THE DOCTOR'S AMPLIFIED VOICE: - Sorry, sorry, dropped it. Hello, Stonehenge!

0:28:39 > 0:28:43Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46But bad news, everyone...

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Cos guess who?! Ha!

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting.

0:28:54 > 0:29:01Could you all just stay still a minute? Because I am talking!

0:29:04 > 0:29:08The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica?

0:29:08 > 0:29:12Answer - I do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me?

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Come on! Look at me, no plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn.

0:29:19 > 0:29:23Oh, and something else, I don't have, anything...to... lose!

0:29:23 > 0:29:29So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns,

0:29:29 > 0:29:36and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way.

0:29:36 > 0:29:42Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then,

0:29:42 > 0:29:45AND THEN, do the smart thing.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Let somebody else try first.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour!

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Romans!

0:30:33 > 0:30:34OK...

0:30:43 > 0:30:44What's the matter with you?

0:30:44 > 0:30:47They're still out there. What do we do now?

0:30:47 > 0:30:50If I can stop whatever's in this box getting out, then they'll go home.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54- Right.- Rory, I'm sorry, you're going to have to be very brave now.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Oh, my head.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00- Aaaahhh.- Aaaahhh.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Just your basic knock-out drops.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07- Get some fresh air, you'll be fine. - Is it safe up there?- Not remotely, but it's fresh.- Fine.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Oh, you're the guy, yeah, the one who did the...

0:31:13 > 0:31:15swordy thing.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Yeah.- Well, thanks for the swording. Nice swording.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24No problem.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26My men are up there.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28They'll look after you.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Good. Love a Roman!

0:31:33 > 0:31:36She doesn't remember me.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39How can she not remember me?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Because you never existed.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48What are you doing, what's wrong?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56There are cracks. Cracks in time.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01There's going to be a huge explosion in the future, on one particular day.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04And every other moment in history is cracking around it.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08So how does that work? What kind of explosion? What exploded?

0:32:21 > 0:32:25'And for those of us who can't read the base code of the universe?'

0:32:25 > 0:32:28'Amy's time...' Doesn't matter, the cracks are everywhere.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Get too close and you can fall right out of the universe.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33- So I fell through a crack and now I was never born?- Basically.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35- How did I end up here? - I don't know, you shouldn't have.

0:32:35 > 0:32:40What happened? From your point of view, what physically happened?

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I was in the cave, with you and Amy.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44I was dying

0:32:44 > 0:32:49and then I was just here, a Roman soldier. A proper Roman.

0:32:49 > 0:32:53Head full of Roman...stuff,

0:32:53 > 0:32:55a whole other life.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Just here like I'd woken up from a dream.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Started to think it was a dream.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02You and Amy and Leadworth.

0:33:02 > 0:33:07Then today, in the camp, the men were talking about the visitors,

0:33:07 > 0:33:08the girl with the red hair.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12I thought you'd come back for me.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15But she can't even remember me.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17- Oh, shut up.- What?

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Go get her.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29But I don't understand.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Why am I here?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Because you are.

0:33:34 > 0:33:41The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely,

0:33:41 > 0:33:46impossible things just happen and we call them miracles, and that's the theory.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48900 years, never seen one yet.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51But this would do me.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Now get upstairs, she's Amy and she's surrounded by Romans.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I'm not sure history can take it.

0:34:08 > 0:34:09OK?

0:34:13 > 0:34:15You OK now?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36'Silence will fall.'

0:34:39 > 0:34:41Why have you brought me here?

0:35:06 > 0:35:10OK, so something's been here.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Amy...

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Oh, Doctor, why do I let you out?

0:36:25 > 0:36:30A place more deadly and more powerful and more impatient than their tiny minds can imagine.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39'So it's kind of like Pandora's box, then?

0:36:39 > 0:36:42'That was my favourite book when I was a kid.'

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Oh no...

0:37:02 > 0:37:03Are you OK?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Did the Doctor send you?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08I'm fine, he just fusses.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11You got a blanket.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15- That's good. Who gave you that? - One of the fellas.- Which one?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Just one of them. Does it matter?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20No, no.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Forget him, it.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25Forget it.

0:37:26 > 0:37:27What's your name?

0:37:28 > 0:37:32I'm...Rory.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34What's wrong?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Nothing. It's just not what you expect Romans to be called.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40What's it short for? Roranicus?

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Yeah.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49You're crying.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56The TARDIS, where is it? Hurry up!

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Don't raise your voice, don't look alarmed, just listen.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Hey, what's wrong?- Nothing.

0:38:04 > 0:38:05It's like...

0:38:07 > 0:38:09It's like I'm happy.

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Why am I happy?

0:38:16 > 0:38:19They're not real, they can't be.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21They're all right here in the story book,

0:38:21 > 0:38:24those actual Romans, the ones I sent you, the ones you're with right now.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27They're all in a book in Amy's house, a children's picture book.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29What are you even doing there?

0:38:29 > 0:38:32The TARDIS went wrong. Doctor, how is this possible?

0:38:32 > 0:38:37- Something's using her memories, Amy's memories.- 'But how?'

0:38:37 > 0:38:39You said something had been there.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Yes, there's burn marks on the grass outside, landing patterns.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46If they've been to her house, they could have used her psychic residue.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Structures can hold memories, that's why houses have ghosts.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52They could've taken a snapshot of Amy's memories. But why?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Doctor, who are those Romans?

0:38:54 > 0:38:58Projections. Or duplicates.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01But they were helping us. My lipstick even worked.

0:39:01 > 0:39:06They might think they're real. The perfect disguise.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09They actually believe their own cover story,

0:39:09 > 0:39:12right until they're activated.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19Doctor, that Centurion...

0:39:19 > 0:39:21What's the matter?

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Nothing.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30I don't know why I'm doing that.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34It's me.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Amy, please...

0:39:39 > 0:39:40It's me.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42It's a trap, it has to be.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45They used Amy to construct a scenario you'd believe, to get close to you.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Why? Who'd do that?

0:39:47 > 0:39:49What for? It doesn't make sense.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53River? River?

0:39:53 > 0:39:57- River, what's happening?! - I don't know, it's the engines.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01Doctor, there's something wrong with the TARDIS, like something

0:40:01 > 0:40:03- else is controlling it. - You're flying it wrong.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07I'm flying it perfectly.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08- You taught me.- Where are you?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10What's the date reading?

0:40:10 > 0:40:13It's the 26th June, 2010.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17You need to get out of there now! Any other time zone, just go.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20- I can't break free. - Well, then, shut down the TARDIS.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22- Shut down everything!- I can't!

0:40:26 > 0:40:28'Silence will fall!

0:40:28 > 0:40:32'Silence will fall!'

0:40:34 > 0:40:39But I don't know you, I've never seen you before in my life.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42- You have. You know you have. It's me.- Why am I crying?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Because you remember me.

0:40:45 > 0:40:50I came back! You're crying because you remember me.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Someone else is flying it.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57An external force. I've lost control.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59But how? Why?

0:40:59 > 0:41:01HIGH-PITCHED TONE

0:41:16 > 0:41:21Listen to me, just land her anywhere. Emergency landing, now.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25There are cracks in time, I've seen them everywhere, and they're getting wider. The TARDIS

0:41:25 > 0:41:30exploding is what causes them, but we can stop the cracks ever happening if you just land her!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32It's not safe.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Well, now.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Ready to come out, are we?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53No! No, please, no!

0:41:55 > 0:41:58I'm not going. I'm Rory!

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Doctor, I'm down.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11- I've landed. - OK, just walk out of the doors.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14If there's no-one inside, the TARDIS engines shut down.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Just get out of there. - I'm going.- Run!

0:42:27 > 0:42:29'Doctor! Doctor!

0:42:29 > 0:42:32- 'I can't open the doors!'- Amy!

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Listen to me, you have to run. You have to get as far away from here as you can!

0:42:35 > 0:42:38I'm a thing. I'll kill you. Just go!

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Please, no, I don't want to go.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46I'm Rory! I'm...

0:42:46 > 0:42:50- I'm...- Williams.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57Rory Williams from Leadworth. My boyfriend.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- How could I ever forget you? - Amy, you've got to run.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02I can't hold on, I'm going.

0:43:02 > 0:43:07You are Rory Williams and you aren't going anywhere ever again.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Doctor, I can't open the doors!

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Doctor, please, I've got seconds!

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Plastic Romans.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18Duplicates, driven by the Nestene Consciousness, eh?

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Deep cover, but what for? What are you doing?

0:43:21 > 0:43:23What's in there, eh? What's coming out?

0:43:28 > 0:43:32The Pandorica is ready.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34What, you mean it's open?

0:43:34 > 0:43:36- DALEK VOICE: - You have been scanned.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38Assessed.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Understood.

0:43:42 > 0:43:43Doctor.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49The ring. Remember the ring?

0:43:49 > 0:43:52You'd never let me wear it in case I lost it.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55- The Doctor gave it to me. - Show it to me.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56Show me the ring.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Amy...- Come on!

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Just show it to me.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16Scanned? Scanned by what, a box?

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Your limits and capacities have been extrapolated.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27The Pandorica is ready.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30Ready for what?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Ready for you.

0:44:42 > 0:44:48There it is. You remember. This is you.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51And you are staying.

0:44:53 > 0:44:54No...

0:44:56 > 0:44:57SHOT FIRES

0:45:01 > 0:45:04No! No!

0:46:04 > 0:46:08You lot, working together,

0:46:08 > 0:46:10an alliance...

0:46:10 > 0:46:12How is that possible?

0:46:12 > 0:46:17The cracks in the skin of the universe.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19All reality is threatened.

0:46:19 > 0:46:22All universes will be deleted.

0:46:22 > 0:46:27What? And you've come to me for help?

0:46:27 > 0:46:31No. We will save the universe from you!

0:46:31 > 0:46:33From me?

0:46:33 > 0:46:34All projections correlate.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36All evidence concurs.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39The Doctor will destroy the universe.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42No, no, no. You've got it wrong.

0:46:42 > 0:46:47The Pandorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the alliance.

0:46:47 > 0:46:52A scenario was devised from the memories of your companion.

0:46:52 > 0:46:55A trap the Doctor could not resist.

0:46:55 > 0:47:00The cracks in time are the work of the Doctor. It is confirmed.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02No. no, no. Not me, the TARDIS.

0:47:02 > 0:47:03And I'm not in the TARDIS, am I?

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Only the Doctor can pilot the TARDIS.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09Please, listen to me!

0:47:09 > 0:47:12You will be prevented.

0:47:12 > 0:47:16Total event collapse! Every sun will supernova at every moment in history.

0:47:16 > 0:47:20The whole universe will never have existed!

0:47:20 > 0:47:22Please, listen to me!

0:47:22 > 0:47:25- Seal the Pandorica.- No!

0:47:25 > 0:47:31Please, listen to me! The TARDIS is exploding right now and I'm the only one who can stop it!

0:47:31 > 0:47:33Listen to me!

0:47:40 > 0:47:42I'm sorry, my love.

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