0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Hmm-hmm hmm, hmm-hmm
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hmm-hmm-hmm
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Hmm-hmm...#
0:00:22 > 0:00:24AMY GASPS
0:00:25 > 0:00:31RORY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Rory, it's starting.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ah. OK, OK...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47False alarm.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- What?- Well, I don't know what it feels like.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I've never had a baby before.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54METALLIC THRUMMING
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Mmm!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58No.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I know - leaf blowers. Use a rake!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02No, it's...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06I knew.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I just knew.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Rory. - Doctor.- I've crushed your flowers.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Oh, Amy will kill you.- Where is she?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- She'll need a bit longer. - Whenever you're ready, Amy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Oh, wahey!- Wahey.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- You've swallowed a planet. - I'm pregnant.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- You're huge.- Yeah, I'm pregnant.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Look at you. When worlds collide. - Doctor, I'm pregnant.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Oh, look at you both. Five years later and you haven't changed a bit.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Apart from age and size.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Good to see you, Doctor.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Are you pregnant?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Ah, Leadworth.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Vibrant as ever. - It's Upper Leadworth, actually.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04We've gone slightly upmarket.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Where is everyone?- This is busy.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK, it's quiet.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12But it's really restful and healthy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Loads of people here live well into their 90s.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Well, don't let that get you down.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's not getting me down.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- BIRDSONG - I wanted to see how you were.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I don't just abandon people when they leave the TARDIS.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25This Time Lord's for life.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You don't get rid of the Doctor so easily.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- You came here by mistake, didn't you? - Yeah, bit of a mistake. But look,
0:02:31 > 0:02:35what a result. Look at this... bench. What a nice bench.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37What will they think of next?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49So. What do you do around here to stave off the, you know...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Boredom.- ..Self harm.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54We relax...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56THE DOCTOR MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:02:56 > 0:02:57..We live,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00we listen to the birds.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Yeah, see, birds.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Those are nice.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- We didn't get time to listen to birdsong back in the TARDIS days. - BIRDSONG GETS LOUDER
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, blimey. My head's a bit, ooh...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15No, you're right,
0:03:15 > 0:03:20there wasn't a a lot of time for birdsong back in the good...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22..old...
0:03:28 > 0:03:34..days. What? No, yes, sorry, what?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, you're OK.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, thank God. I had a terrible nightmare about you two.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42That was scary.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Don't ask, you don't want to know.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- You're safe now.- Oh, OK. - That's what counts.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Blimey, never dropped off like that before. Well, never, really.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm getting on a bit, you see.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Don't let the cool gear fool you. Now, what's wrong with the console?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Red flashing lights...
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- I bet they mean something.- Doctor, I also had a kind of dream thing.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Yeah, so did I. - Not a nightmare, though, just...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- we were married.- Yeah.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- In a little village.- A sweet little village, and you were pregnant.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Yeah, I was huge. I was a boat.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22So you had the same dream, then?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Exactly the same dream? - Are you calling me a boat?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27And Doctor, you were visiting.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yeah, yeah, you came to our cottage.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31How can we have the same dream? It doesn't make sense.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35And you had a nightmare about us. What happened to us in the nightmare?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It was similar. In some aspects.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Which aspects?- All of them. - You had the same dream?- Basically.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43You said it was a nightmare.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Did I say nightmare? No. More of a really good...mare.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Look, it doesn't matter. We all had some kind of psychic episode.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52We probably jumped a time track.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- BIRDSONG - Forget it, we're back to reality.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Doctor, if we're back to reality how come I can still hear birds?
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Yeah, the same birds. The same ones we heard in the dream.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh. Sorry. Nodded off, stupid.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07God, I must be overdoing it.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I was dreaming we were back on the TARDIS.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11You had the same dream, didn't you?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Weren't we just saying the same thing?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- But we thought this was the dream. - I think so. Why do dreams fade so quickly?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Doctor, what is going on? - Is this because of you?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Is this because you've shown up again?- Listen to me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Trust nothing. From now on, trust nothing you see, hear or feel.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27But we're awake now.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30You thought you were awake on the TARDIS too.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- But we're home.- Yeah. You're home. You're also dreaming. Trouble is, which is which?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Are we flashing forwards...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40or backwards?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Hold on tight.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46This is going be a tricky one.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25AMY GASPS
0:06:26 > 0:06:29This is bad. I don't like this.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Argh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Never use force. You just embarrass yourself.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Unless you're cross, in which case - always use force.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Shall I run and get the manual? - I threw it in a supernova.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You threw the manual in a supernova?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Why?- Because I disagreed with it.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Stop talking to me when I'm cross.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51OK, but whatever's wrong with the TARDIS, is that what caused us to dream about the future?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53If we were dreaming of the future...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Of course we were. We were in Leadworth.- Upper Leadworth.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Yeah, and we could still be in Upper Leadworth, dreaming of this. Don't you get it?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02No, OK, no, this is real. I'm definitely awake now.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And you thought you were awake when you were all elephanty.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Hey, pregnant.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10You could be giving birth. This could be the dream.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Trust nothing we see or hear or feel. Look around you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Examine everything. Look for all the details that don't ring true.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21OK, we're in a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- With a bow tie-wearing alien. - So maybe "what rings true" isn't so simple.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Valid point.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30TARDIS POWERS DOWN
0:07:35 > 0:07:37It's dead.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39We're in a dead time machine.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42BIRDSONG
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Remember - this is real, but when we wake up in the other place, remember how real this feels.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It is real. I know it's real.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06OK. This is the real one, definitely this one. It's all solid.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10It felt solid in the TARDIS too. You can't spot a dream while you're having it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11What are you doing?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Looking for motion blur, pixilation. It could be a computer simulation.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I don't think so, though.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Hello, Doctor. - Hi.- Hello.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- You're a doctor.- Yeah. And unlike you, I've actually passed some exams.- A doctor, not a nurse.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Just like you've always dreamed.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- How interesting.- What is?
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Your dream wife, your dream job, probably your dream baby.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Maybe this is your dream.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's Amy's dream too. Isn't it, Amy?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Yes. Course it is, yeah.- What's that?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Old people's home.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53You said everyone here lives to their 90s. There's something here that doesn't make sense.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Let's go and poke it with a stick.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh. Can we not do the running thing?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, hello, Dr Williams.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hello, Rory love.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Hello, Mrs Poggit. How's your hip?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- A bit stiff. - Oh, easy, D-96 compound, plus...
0:09:13 > 0:09:16No, you don't have that yet, forget that.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Who's your friend?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20A junior doctor?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Yes.- Can I borrow you?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26You're the size of my grandson.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Slightly keen to move on. Freak psychic schism to sort out.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35You're incredibly old, aren't you?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42BIRDSONG
0:09:46 > 0:09:51OK, I hate this, Doctor. Stop it, because this is definitely real, it's definitely this one.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- I keep saying that, don't I? - It's bloody cold.- The heating's off.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- The heating's off?- Yeah. Put on a jumper. That's what I always do.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yes, sorry about Mrs Poggit. She's so lovely though.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oh, I wouldn't believe her nice old lady act if I were you.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06What do you mean, "act"?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Everything's off, sensors, core power. We're drifting.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15The scanner's down so we can't even see out. We could be anywhere.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Someone, something, is overriding my controls.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Well, that took a while.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Honestly, I'd heard such good things.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Last of the Time Lords, the Oncoming Storm.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Him in the bow tie.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32How did you get into my TARDIS?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- What are you?- What shall we call me?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Well, if you're the Time Lord, let's call me the Dream Lord.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Nice look. - This? No, I'm not convinced.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Bow ties?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Interesting.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55I'd love to be impressed, but Dream Lord - it's in the name, isn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Spooky, not quite there.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- And yet, very much here. - I'll do the talking, thank you.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Amy, want to take a guess at what that is?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Um. Dream Lord. He creates dreams.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Dreams, delusions, cheap tricks.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12And what about the gooseberry here, does he get a guess?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Listen, mate, if anyone's the gooseberry around here, it's the Doctor.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18There's a delusion I'm not responsible for.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22No, he is. Isn't he, Amy?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, Amy, have to sort your men out.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Choose, even.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I have chosen. Of course I've chosen.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- It's you, stupid.- Oh, good, thanks.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You can't fool me. I've seen your dreams.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Some of them twice, Amy. Blimey.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I'd blush if I had a blood supply or a real face.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Where did you pick up this cheap cabaret act?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Me? Oh, you're on shaky ground.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54- Am I?- If you had any more tawdry quirks you could open up a Tawdry Quirk Shop.
0:11:54 > 0:12:02The madcap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog
0:12:04 > 0:12:08just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Where was I?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- You were...- I know where I was.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18So, here's your challenge. Two worlds.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23Here in the time machine, and there in the village that time forgot.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26One is real, the other's fake.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30And just to make it more interesting you're going to face in both worlds a deadly danger.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33But only one of the dangers is real.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Tweet, tweet. Time to sleep.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37BIRDSONG
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh. Or are you waking up?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Oh, this is bad.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54This is very, very bad.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Look at this X-ray. Your brain is completely see-through.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01But I've always been able to see through you, Doctor.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Always? What do you mean, always? - Now then. The prognosis is this.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08If you die in the dream you wake up in reality.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Healthy recovery in next to no time.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Ask me what happens if you die in reality?- What happens?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Have you met the Doctor before? Do you know him? Doctor, does he?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Now don't get jealous. He's been around, our boy.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Never mind that. You've got a world to choose.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27One reality was always too much for you, Doctor.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Take two and call me in the morning.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34OK, I don't like him.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Who is he?- I don't know.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40- It's a big universe. - Why is he doing this?- Maybe because he has no physical form.
0:13:40 > 0:13:46That gets you down after a while, so he's taking it out on folk like us who can touch and eat and feel.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What does he mean, deadly danger? Nothing deadly has happened here.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- A bit of natural wastage, obviously.- They've all gone.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55They've all gone.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Stop. You two, over there.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Why would they leave?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19And what did you mean about Mrs Poggit's act?
0:14:19 > 0:14:24One of my tawdry quirks - sniffing out things that aren't what they seem. So come on, let's think.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The mechanics of this split we're stuck in...
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Time asleep matches time in our dream world, unlike in conventional dreams.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And we're dreaming the same dream.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yes, sort of communal trance, very rare.
0:14:34 > 0:14:41I'm sure there's a dream giveaway. But my mind isn't working because this village is so dull.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I'm slowing down, like you two have.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh. Ow.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Really. Ow!
0:14:48 > 0:14:49It's coming.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Help her, you're a doctor. - You're a doctor!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55It's OK, we're doctors. What do we do?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57OK, it's not coming.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- What?- This is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04So don't you call it dull again, ever. OK?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Sorry.- Yeah.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Now, we all know there's an elephant in the room.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I have to be this size, I'm having a baby.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41No, no. The hormones seem real, but no. Is nobody going to mention Rory's ponytail?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You hold him down, I'll cut it off.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47This from the man in the bow tie.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Bow ties are cool.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58I don't know about you, but I wouldn't hire Mrs Poggit as a babysitter.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What's she doing?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08What does she want?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11BIRDSONG
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh, no, here we go.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's really cold. Have you got any warm clothing?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19What does it matter if we're cold?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22We have to know what she is up to.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Sorry. Sorry.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27There should be some stuff down there, have a look.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I want the other life.
0:16:49 > 0:16:55You know, where we're happy and settled and about to have a baby.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00But don't you wonder, if that life is real, then why would we give up all this?
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Why would anyone?- Because we're going to freeze to death?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07The Doctor'll fix it.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12OK. Because we're going to get married?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17But we can still get married. Some day.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You don't want to any more?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I thought you'd chosen me, not him.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- You are always so insecure. - You ran off with another man.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Not in that way.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- It was the night before our wedding. - We're in a time machine.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32It's the night before our wedding for as long as we want.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37We have to grow up eventually.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Says who?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Ah, Rory, wind.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Amy, could you attach this to the monitor, please.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I was promised amazing worlds. Instead I get duff central heating
0:17:53 > 0:17:55and a weird, kitcheny wind-up device.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58It's a generator. Get winding.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- It's not enough.- Rory, wind.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Why is the Dream Lord picking on you? Why us?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04ELECTRONIC BEEP
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Where are we?- We're in trouble.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15What is that?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18A star. A cold star.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26That's why we're freezing. It's not a malfunction.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28We're drifting towards a cold sun.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31That's our danger for this version of reality.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32This must be the dream.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34There is no cold stars. Stars burn.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- So's this one. It's just burning cold.- Is that possible?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I can't know everything. Why does everybody expect me to, always?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45OK, this is something you haven't seen before. So does that mean this is the dream?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I don't know.
0:18:47 > 0:18:53But there it is, and I'd say we've got about 14 minutes until we crash into it. But that's not a problem.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Because you know how to get us out of this?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Because we'll have frozen to death. - Then what'll we do?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Stay calm. Don't get sucked in to it, because this just might be the battle we have to lose.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Oh, this is so you, isn't it?- What?
0:19:06 > 0:19:11What a weird new star, 14 minutes left to live and only one man to save the day.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- I just wanted a nice village and a family.- Oh, dear, Doctor.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Dissent in the ranks.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19There was an old doctor from Gallifrey,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Who ended up throwing his life away,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- He let down his friends and... - BIRDSONG
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Oh, no. We've run out of time.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Don't spend too long there.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Or you'll catch your death here.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Where have the children gone?- Don't know. Play time's probably over.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You see, this is the real one.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I just feel it. Don't you feel it?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- I feel it both places. - I feel it here.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's just so
0:19:51 > 0:19:55tranquil and relaxed.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Nothing bad could ever happen here.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Not really me, though, is it?
0:19:59 > 0:20:04Would I be happy settling down in a place with a pub, two shops and a really bad amateur dramatics society?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08That's why I got pregnant, so I don't have to see them doing Oklahoma.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Doctor, what are you doing? And what are those piles of dust?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Play time's definitely over.
0:20:18 > 0:20:24- Oh, my God.- What happened to them?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I think they did.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36They're just old people.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41No. They're very old people.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Sorry, Rory, I don't think you're what's been keeping them alive.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Hello, peasants. What's this, attack of the old people?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, that's ridiculous.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57This has got to be the dream, hasn't it? What do you think, Amy?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Let's all jump under a bus and wake up in the TARDIS. You first!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Leave her alone!- Do that again.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I love it when he does that.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Tall dark hero, "leave her alone".
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Just leave her! - Yes, you're not quite so impressive.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- But I know where your heart lies, don't I, Amy Pond?- Shut up!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Just shut up and leave me alone.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17But listen, you're in there.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Loves a redhead, the Doctor! Has he told you about Elizabeth the First?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Well, she thought she was the first...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Drop it. Drop all of it. I know who you are.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Course you don't.- Course I do.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30No idea how you can be here, but there's only one person
0:21:30 > 0:21:32in the universe who hates me as much as you do.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Never mind me!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Maybe you SHOULD worry about them.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Hi.- Hello.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53We were wondering where you went. To get reinforcements!
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Are you all right? You look a bit tense.- Hello, Mr Nainby!- Rory...
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Mr Nainby ran the sweet shop. He used to slip me the odd free toffee.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Did I not say thank you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- How did he do that?! - I suspect he's not himself.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Don't get comfortable here. You may have to run. Fast.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Can't we just talk to them?!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19There is an eye in her mouth!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23There's a whole creature inside her. Inside all of them. They've been there for years, living and waiting.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27That is disgusting.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30They're not going to be peeping out of anywhere else are they?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32RUN! OK, Leave them. Talk to me.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Talk to me. You are Eknodines.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38A proud, ancient race - you're better than this.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Why are you hiding away here? Why aren't you at home?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- We were driven from our pl... - Planet by upstart neighbours.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- So we've...- Been living here inside the bodies of old humans for...
0:22:48 > 0:22:51years. No wonder they live so long, you're keeping them alive.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53We were humbled and destroyed.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Now we will do the same to others.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57OK, makes sense, I suppose.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Credible enough, could be real.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Morning.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06You need to leave this planet.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14Wait! Stop!
0:23:14 > 0:23:19After all I've done for the over-70s in this village.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24OK, this is crazy. She loves me, I fixed her depression, she's just a little old lady.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Mrs Hammill, we don't understand...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'll deal with this one, Chubs. ..Now...
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I can't hit her.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Whack her!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04We just ran away.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09We just abandoned the Doctor. Don't ever call me Chubs again.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13We don't see him for years, and somehow we don't really connect
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- any more and then, then he takes the bullet for us.- Hey, he'll be fine.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20You know the Doctor. He's Mr Cool.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Oh, I love a good butcher's don't you?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39We've got to use these places or they'll shut down.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44But you're probably a vegetarian, you big flop-haired wuss.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Oh, pipe down. I'm busy.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Maybe you need a little sleep. - BIRDSONG
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Oh, wait a moment. If you fall asleep here, several dozen
0:24:56 > 0:25:00angry pensioners will destroy you with their horrible eye things.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Fingers in the ear? Brilliant!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06What's next, shouting boo?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Come in. Come in.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Yes, we've got lots at "steak" here this week.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Lots at steak. Get it?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Are these jokes wasted on you?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Wait, stop...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, I can't watch.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Ah, it's colder.- The three of us have to agree, now, which is the dream.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- It's this, here.- He could be right.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47The science is all wrong here, burning ice?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51No, no, no ice can burn, sofas can read, it's a big universe.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53We have to agree which battle to lose. All of us, now.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55OK, which world do you think is real?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- This one.- No. The other one.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Yeah, but are we disagreeing, or competing?- Competing over what?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Nine minutes till impact.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- What temperature is it?- Outside? How many noughts have you got? Inside?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12I don't know but I can't feel my feet and... other parts.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- I think all my parts are basically fine.- Stop competing!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Can't we call for help?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Yeah, the universe is really small - bound to be someone nearby(!)
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Put these on, both of you.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Oh, a poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Here we go!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38My boys... my poncho boys.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45We're not going to die.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47No, we're not, but our time's running out.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51If we fall asleep here we're in trouble. If we could divide up,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54then we'd have an active presence in each world, but the Dream Lord
0:26:54 > 0:26:57is switching us between the worlds. Why, why, what's the logic?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Good idea, veggie, let's divide you three up,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04so I can have a little chat with our lovely companion.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Maybe I'll keep her, and you can have Pointy Nose to yourself for
0:27:09 > 0:27:13all eternity, should you manage to clamber aboard some sort of reality.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- BIRDSONG - Can you hear that?- What? No.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Amy, don't be scared, we'll be back.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- Rory, Doctor, don't leave me.- Amy, we're going to have fun aren't we?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31No, please, not alone.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34GLASS SMASHES
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Sorry.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm sorry. Sorry...
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Sorry.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50OK, where is it?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Oh, help, somebody!
0:29:01 > 0:29:04You couldn't live near the shops, could you(?)
0:29:11 > 0:29:12It's OK, it's only me.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Get in, get in, get in. Quickly, quickly, over here.
0:29:22 > 0:29:27Quickly, come on, jump in. Quick get in now, quickly. Hurry up.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30Are we in?
0:29:32 > 0:29:36Come on, let's go, quickly, all four, that's it everyone in.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Poor Amy.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56He always leaves you, doesn't he?
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Alone in the dark.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Never apologises.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03He doesn't have to.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05That's good,
0:30:05 > 0:30:08because he never will.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10And now he's left you with me.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14Spooky old, not-to-be-trusted me.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Anything could happen.
0:30:21 > 0:30:22Who are you?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25And what do you want?
0:30:25 > 0:30:28The Doctor knows you, but he's not telling me who you are.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32And he always does. Takes him a while sometimes, but he tells me.
0:30:35 > 0:30:36So you're something different.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Oh, is that who you think you are?
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- The one he trusts?- Actually, yes.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46The one girl in the universe to whom the Doctor tells everything?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52- Yes.- So what's his name?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Now, which one of these men would you really choose?
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Look at them.
0:31:00 > 0:31:04You ran away with a handsome hero.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08Would you really give him up for a bumbling country doctor who thinks
0:31:08 > 0:31:11the only thing he needs to be interesting is a ponytail?
0:31:11 > 0:31:16- Stop it!- But maybe it's better than loving and losing the Doctor.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21Pick a world and this nightmare will all be over.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24They'll listen to you. It's you they're waiting for.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Amy's men.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Amy's choice.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Everybody, out, out out!
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Into the church, that's right. Don't answer the door.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04It's make your mind up time in both worlds.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Bye. I need to find my friends.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10Friends? Is that the right word for the people you acquire?
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Friends are people you stay in touch with.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Your friends never see you again once they've grown up.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20The old man prefers the company of the young, does he not?
0:32:44 > 0:32:46OK...
0:32:59 > 0:33:01- How did I get up here?- I carried you.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03I'm afraid you may experience some bruising.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Where's the Doctor?- I don't know.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08I want to do something for you.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29I was starting to like it.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34It's all right, I had to stop off at the butcher's.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- What are we going to do? - I don't know.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41I thought the freezing TARDIS was real but now I'm not so sure.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- I think the baby's starting. - Honestly?- Would I make it up at a time like this?!
0:33:47 > 0:33:51Well, you do have a history of... being very lovely.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- Why are they so desperate to kill us?- They're scared. Fear generates savagery.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09Rory!
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- No! I'm not ready.- Stay.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Look after our baby.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32No.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Come back.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Save him.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43You save everyone. You always do.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45It's what you do.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Not always.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52I'm sorry.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Then what is the point of you?
0:35:17 > 0:35:19This is the dream.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Definitely, this one.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Now, if we die here, we wake up, yeah?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Unless we just die.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Either way, this is my only chance of seeing him again.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- This is the dream.- How do you know?
0:35:36 > 0:35:41Because if this is real life, I don't want it. I don't want it.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- Why aren't they attacking? - Either because this is just a dream,
0:35:52 > 0:35:54or because they know what we're about to do.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Be very sure. This could be the real world.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08It can't be. Rory isn't here.
0:36:09 > 0:36:14I didn't know. I didn't, I didn't, I honestly didn't, till right now.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19I just want him.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21OK.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28OK.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44I love Rory, and I never told him, but now he's gone.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53So...you chose this world.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Well done. You got it right.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01And with only seconds left.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Fair's fair. Let's warm you up.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08I hope you've enjoyed your little fictions.
0:38:08 > 0:38:14It all came out of your imagination, so I'll leave you to ponder on that.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16I have been defeated.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19I shall withdraw.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Farewell.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Something happened. I...
0:38:39 > 0:38:40What happened to me?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42I...
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Oh.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Oh, right.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48This is good.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I am liking this.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Was it something I said?
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Can you tell what it was so I can use it in emergencies?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03And maybe birthdays.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11- What are we doing now? - Me, I'm going to blow up the TARDIS.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- What?- Notice how helpful the Dream Lord was? There was misinformation,
0:39:15 > 0:39:18red herrings, malice, and I could have done without the limerick.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22But he was always very keen to make us choose between dream and reality.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- What are you doing?! - Doctor! The Dream Lord conceded.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- This isn't the dream! - Yes, it is!- Stop him.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Star burning cold. Do me a favour!
0:39:32 > 0:39:37The Dream Lord has no power over the real world.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- He was offering us a choice between two dreams.- How do you know that?
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Because I know who he is.
0:39:59 > 0:40:00Any questions?
0:40:03 > 0:40:05What's that?
0:40:05 > 0:40:09A speck of psychic pollen from the candle meadows of Karass don Slava.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Must have been hanging around for ages.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16Fell in the time rotor, heated up and induced a dream state for all of us.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32So that was the Dream Lord then?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Those little specks.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36No, no. No.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Sorry, wasn't it obvious? The Dream Lord was me.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Psychic pollen, it's a mind parasite.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43It feeds on everything dark in you.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Gives it a voice, turns it against you.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48I'm 907.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- It had a lot to go on. - But why didn't it feed on us, too?
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Darkness in you pair? It would've starved to death in an instant.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57I choose my friends with great care.
0:40:57 > 0:41:02Otherwise I'm stuck with my own company, and you know how that works out.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06But those things he said about you.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09You don't think any of that's true?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Amy, right now a question is about to occur to Rory.
0:41:14 > 0:41:20And seeing as the answer is about to change his life, I think you should give him your full attention.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- Yeah. Actually, yeah.- There it is.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Cos what I don't get is you blew up the TARDIS, that stopped that dream,
0:41:27 > 0:41:30but what stopped the Leadworth dream?
0:41:30 > 0:41:34- We crashed the camper van.- Oh, right, I don't remember that bit.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37- No, you weren't there, you were already...- Already what?
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Dead. You died in that dream. Mrs Poggit got you.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45OK.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49But how did you know it was a dream? Before you crashed the van,
0:41:49 > 0:41:52how did you know you wouldn't just die?
0:41:53 > 0:41:55I didn't.
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Oh.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Yeah.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04- Oh.- Yeah, "Oh."
0:42:17 > 0:42:19So...
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Well, then, where now?
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Or should I just pop down to the swimming pool for a few lengths?
0:42:26 > 0:42:28I don't know.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32Anywhere's good for me. I'm happy anywhere.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36It's up to Amy this time.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Amy's choice.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Ground feels strange.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09The graves round here eat people.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- You stopped the drill, right?- Yes.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Why can I still hear drilling?
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Doctor, what was that?
0:43:17 > 0:43:18Is it monsters coming?
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Under the circumstances I'd suggest...
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Run!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Amy! Come on, I've got you!
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Amy, no! No!
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- Have you met monsters before?- Yeah.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37- Are you scared of them?- No.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39They're scared of me.
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