0:00:12 > 0:00:13Thank you.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I better cash up then?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25S'pose John-Joe can just wait for me?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27No, I'll do it, you head off.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36When's the council going to fix this? Last night my telly went off in the middle of Top Model.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- John-Joe's waiting. I'll do the changing rooms, too. - Oh, thanks, Shona.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45There's a list on the fridge.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- I saw it.- And I've labelled the food And sort of numbered it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Sophie, you don't need to number food.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54It's just a suggestion. Also, my mum might phone.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Might?- And your Mum. And my Dad.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58And you know, just some people.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I can cope on my own!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Now, please, go and have a rest. You need it. I love you.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I love you, too. And thank you for this.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08And I do know you can cope on your own.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- And I may have drawn some arrows in the fridge. - You do really have to go.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Kelly!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Hello?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Sorry, we need to close up?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Two minutes, OK?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Mum, it's not just you. I'm phoning everybody. I'm texting the world.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Craig Owens can do it on his own.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42No-one is coming to help me!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44DOOR KNOCKING
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Mum, I'm going to have to call you back.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47DOOR KNOCKING
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I'm coping, I'm coping on my own...
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm coping on my own!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm coping on my own!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Hello, Craig! I'm back!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58She didn't?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00How could she phone you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04How could who phone me? Nobody phoned me, I'm just here. You've redecorated!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- I don't like it. - It's a different house, we moved.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Yes, that's it. - Doctor, what are you doing here?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Social call. Thought it was about time I tried one out. How are you?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'm fine.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23This is the bit where I say. "I'm fine, too" isn't it? I'm fine, too. Good. Love to Sophie, bye!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Something's wrong!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37On your own, you said. But you're not...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- you're not on your own!- Just, shhh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Increased sulphur emissions.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45And look at the state of this place. What are you not telling me?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Doctor, please!- Shhh!- No, you shhh! - Shhh!- Shhh! No, you shhh!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Doctor!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hello, who's in there?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Whatever you are, get off this planet!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08BABY CRYING
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, you've woken him!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Hello?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You all right?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Aaaargh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So when you say on your own...
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yes, I meant on my own with the baby, yes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Cos no-one thinks I can cope on my own. Which is so unfair. Because... I can't cope on my own with him!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10I can't. He just cries. All the time. I mean, do they have off-switches?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11BABY CRIES
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Human beings. No. I've checked.- No, babies.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Same difference. Sometimes this works though.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Ssh.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20CRYING STOPS
0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Can you teach me to do that? - Probably not.- Oh, please come on, I need something, I'm rubbish at this.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- At what?- Being a dad.
0:04:30 > 0:04:36You read all the books, they tell you you'll know what to do if you follow your instinct. I have no instinct!
0:04:36 > 0:04:41That's what this weekend's about, trying to prove to people I can do this one thing well.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Ha-ha-ha! So what did you call him? Will I blush?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49No, we didn't call him "the Doctor"!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, I didn't think you would.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54He's called Alfie. What are you doing here anyway?
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Yes, he likes that, Alfie. Though personally he prefers to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord Of All.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Sorry, what?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02That's what he calls himself.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- How do you know that?- I speak baby.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Of course you do!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I don't even know when his nappy needs changing. I'm the one supposed to be his dad.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh, yeah. He's wondering where his mum is? Where is Sophie?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Gone away with Melina for the weekend. Needs a rest.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- No, he's your dad, you can't just call him 'Not-Mum'.- Not-Mum?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28That's you. Also, Not Mum, that's me. And everybody else is...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29"peasants."
0:05:29 > 0:05:31That's a bit unfortunate.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- What are you here for? - I just popped in to say hello.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You don't do that. I checked upstairs when we moved, it's real.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42And next door, they're humans. Is it the fridge? Are there aliens in my fridge?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I just want to see you, Craig! Cross my hearts.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50I've been knocking about on my own. A farewell tour. One last thing, popping in to see you,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52then I'm off to the Alignment of Exedor.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54The Alignment of Exedor?
0:05:54 > 0:05:5817 galaxies in perfect unison. Meant to be spectacular, I can't miss it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Literally can't. It's locked in a time stasis field, I get one crack
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- at flying my TARDIS straight into it, if I get my dates right. Which I have.- Sounds nice.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12So this is me popping in and popping out again. Just being social, just having a laugh.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Never mind that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Never mind what?- Nothing.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19No, you noticed something.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23You've got your noticing face on. I have nightmares about that face.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Nope, given up all that, done with noticing things.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Didn't even notice that. Got to go. Good seeing you, Craig. Goodbye, Stormageddon.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35No, no, wait, wait, could you do the shushing thing? Shhh.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39No, it only works once, and only on life forms with underdeveloped brains.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Hang on, you said farewell tour? What do you mean, farewell.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Ssh...
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Just go. Stop noticing.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Just go! Stop noticing! Just go. Stop noticing. Just go. Stop it!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Am I noticing? No, no I am not.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58And what I am not doing is scanning for electrical fluctuations.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, shut up, you! I'm just dropping in on a friend,
0:07:01 > 0:07:07the last thing I need right no is a patina of teleport energy, I'm going. Going! Not staying. Going.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I am through saving them.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm going away now.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19It goes up-tiddly up, it goes down-tiddly down-down!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24For only £49.99, which I think is a bit steep but then again it's your parents' cash and they'll
0:07:24 > 0:07:28only waste it on boring stuff like lamps and vegetables, yawn!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Yeah, Soph... Just enjoy your holiday! Yeah, coping.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Nobody panic, but I appear to be losing control.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Yeah, love you.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Oops.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Guys, guys, ladies and gentlemen, while I
0:07:42 > 0:07:46deal with this awkward moment you go and find your parents/guardians!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Try in lamps! Craig!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52What the hell are you doing here?
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm the Doctor, I work in a shop now. Here to help.
0:07:56 > 0:08:02They gave me a badge with my name on in case I forget who I am, very thoughtful, as that does happen.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You were leaving...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08the alignment of Exeter, what about that? One chance to see it, you said.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Well, I was on my way, saw a shop, got a job, you got to live in the moment, Craig.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Mind Yappy.- What?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Yappy. The robot dog.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Not so much fun as I remember.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You look awful!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I haven't slept, have I?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I still can't stop him crying. I even tried singing to him last night.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Yeah, he did mention that... he thought you were crying, too.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35He didn't get a wink. Yappy, say goodbye to Craig and Stormageddon.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38"Goodbye, Craig, goodbye, Stormageddon."
0:08:40 > 0:08:42What was that?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46You're here for a reason. You noticed something, and you're investigating it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- It's going to be dangerous and alien. - It might not be.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54- Doctor, I live here, I need to know! - No, you don't. - My baby lives here, my son.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Sheila Clark, went missing Tuesday.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Atif Ghosh, last seen Friday.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Tom Luker, last seen Sunday.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Why's that not on the front page? - Page one has an exclusive on Nina,
0:09:12 > 0:09:16a local girl who got kicked off Britain's Got Talent.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20These people are on pages seven, 19, 22. No-ones noticed, they're far too excited about
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Nina's emotional journey, which in fairness, is quite inspiring.
0:09:26 > 0:09:33- And what else?- These funny old power fluctuations...which just happen to coincide with the disappearances.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36That's just the council, putting in new cables. Isn't it?
0:09:36 > 0:09:43Oh, yes, that's it, mystery solved, oh, wasting my time, now you can go home and I can go to Exedor,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46goodbye, and here's a lift.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- It says out of order. - Not any more. See? Here to help.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It says, "danger".
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, rubbish, lifts aren't dangerous.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Do I look like I'm stupid?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Quiet, Stormy!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, all right,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05there's more.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Just between you, me and Stormy, don't want to frighten my punters.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Someone's been using a teleport relay, right here in this shop.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Missing people last seen in this area. Before you ask, CCTV's been wiped.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21A teleport?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25A teleport? Like a beam me up teleport, like you see in Star Trek?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Exactly.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Someone's been using a beam me up Star Trek teleport.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Could be disguised as anything.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36But a teleport? In a shop? That's ridiculous!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38What was that? Was that the lights again?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yes, that's it. That's all, it's the lights.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Why did you say that like that? - Like what?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Like that, in that high-pitched voice. - Just keep looking at me, Craig.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Right at me, just keep looking.- Why? - Well, because, because, because... I love you.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- You love me?- Yes, Craig. It's you. It's always been you.- Me?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Is that so surprising? - Doctor, are you going to kiss me?
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Yes, I am. Would you like that? Bit out of practice, but I've had some wonderful feedback.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Doctor, no, I can't, I'm taken... Oh, my God!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Or we could just hold hands if it make you'd feel more comfortable?
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- What is happening? - Well, first of all, I don't really love you, except as a friend.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17And what is that?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Quick reverse! - What the hell just happened?
0:11:27 > 0:11:32They must have linked the teleport relay to the lift, but I've fused it! They can't use that again.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Stuck up there on their spaceship.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36What were those things?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Cybermen.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Ship? Space ship? We were in space?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52It's got to be up there somewhere, can't get a fix, it must be shielded.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- You fused the teleport, they can't come back.- I've just bought myself a little time.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Still got to work out what they're doing before I can stop it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04But if they've got the teleport and they're evil, why haven't they invaded already?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Craig...take Alfie and go.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- No!- No?
0:12:13 > 0:12:19No, I remember from last time, people got killed, people that didn't know you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I know where it's safest, for me and Alfie. And that's right next to you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Is that so?- Yeah, you always win, you always survive!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Those were the days.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I can help you, I'm staying!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Craig...
0:12:36 > 0:12:44Craig, all right, all right...maybe those days aren't quite over yet.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Let's go and investigate...I mean, there's no immediate danger now.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Good afternoon, Val.- Hello.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Where am I investigating?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Well, look round. Ask questions.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09People like it when you're with a baby, babies are sweet, people talk to you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12That's why I usually take a human with me.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- So I'm your baby?- You're my baby!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Hope you don't mind me saying, Doctor,
0:13:24 > 0:13:29but I think you look ever so sweet, you and your partner and the baby.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Partner. Yes, I like it. Is it better than 'companion'?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Companion sounds old-fashioned.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38There's no need to be coy these days.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- You've not noticed anything unusual around here lately, Val?- Well...
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Yes, yes?- Mary Warnock saw
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Don Petheridge snogging Andrea Groom outside the Conservative Club
0:13:50 > 0:13:54on his so-called day off 'golfing'.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Yeah. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And then there's that silver rat thing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16All right, Alfie,
0:14:16 > 0:14:21you watch Daddy investigate. You look cute, I'll do the talking.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Good afternoon, sir, can I help you? - Hiya!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- I'm Craig!- Yeah?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Do you mind, if I just ask you some questions.- Y'what?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Just between you and me, in confidence.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Have you noticed anything unusual?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Interesting?- Y'what?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Talk to me about ladieswear.- George!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Hi, George...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07nice uniform.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10A silver rat.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Glowing red eyes.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Yes, then it zizzed off.
0:15:17 > 0:15:23- I wanted to get one for my nephew, but stockroom say there's no such item.- I bet they do.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Well, what was it then? Answer me that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Can I help you, sir?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Have you seen how cute my baby is? Look at his face.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'm going to head off actually. All right, whoa..
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What's all that hullabaloo?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Umm. That'll be my partner!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Aww!
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- Make a habit of hanging round in womens' wear, sir?- I'm sorry, oh, ssh, ssh, Alfie, come on.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51He's a pervert, look at him.
0:15:51 > 0:15:57- Hello, everyone! Here to help. - Hello, Doctor.- Hello, Doctor. - Hello. Has anyone seen a silver rat?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01No, OK. Long shot, I see you've met my friend, Craig.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Nice uniform George. - Thank you, Doctor.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09If he's with you, that's all right then.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I thought he was hassling me, that's the last thing I need.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Shona's not turned up, so I'm doing twice the work for the same money.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Ssh!- Please teach me how to do that.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22No hold on... Un-ssh!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Shona?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27My supervisor. She's meant to be in today but never showed up.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Where did you last see her?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33How do you do that?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36It's a power, isn't it, some sort of weird alien hypnotic power,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I bet you excrete some sort of gas that makes people love you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Would that I could, Craig.- Aaargh!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Sorry, Madam.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- I'd try that in red if I were you. - I'm right though, aren't I?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You love me, I've never excreted any weird alien gases at you.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I don't love you! Don't start that again.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54BABY GOOS
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Course he does. You do, we're partners.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01But I did exactly what you would have done, I nearly got arrested!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03BABY GOOS
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Stormy thinks you should believe in yourself more.- Great, now my baby is reviewing me.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Here. Right here Last night,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13a Cyberman took Shona.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17A Cyberman... I thought it was a little silver rat?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18It's not a rat.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's a Cybermat!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24All right don't have a go at me just cos I don't know the names.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Cybermats are infiltrators. Very small, very deadly...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30they collect power like bees collect pollen.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33One of them's been sucking the electrical energy from this area.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36But why a shop, you know, why not a nuclear power station?
0:17:36 > 0:17:41- OK, why?- Let's ask it. We wait for the shop to shut, we stake the place out, and grab ourselves a Cybermat.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43And this is just a coincidence, is it?
0:17:43 > 0:17:49- What is?- Aliens in Colchester? Aliens twice in my life, happening to me just when you turn up.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51This is not my fault, Craig.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52BABY CRIES
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Look what you've done!- It's his nappy, he's mentioned it twice. - I don't speak baby.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There's a changing station over by electrical goods.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04- And of course, you'd know that. Come on, Alfie.- Craig it's a coincidence.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It happens, it's what the universe does for...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Can I have your autograph please? - Yeah. Sure.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- ..fun. - What's your name?- Ellie.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- I like your hairband.- Thank you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- All right?- There you go.- Thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Amelia Pond.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17OK, sshh.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Right. Let's be having you then, Cybermat.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27BABY CRIES
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Can't you put that on quiet?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32No! It's a sonic screwdriver.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Sonic equals sound!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Take this. I got it on my discount, 10% off. It's a papoose.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44- Why do I need a papoose?- Alfie wants to attach you to him. You're far too slow when he summons you.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46When's he going to stop giving me marks?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Never. That's parenthood.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Couldn't you have got a babysitter?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53No, any babysitter... doesn't have to be a hot one.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I told everyone I know I didn't need their help this weekend,
0:19:56 > 0:20:01they won't answer my calls. I didn't know there was going to be an invasion of Cyberman. Sshh.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13It's OK.
0:20:16 > 0:20:22Ha-ha! That's very odd. It must be on low power. Or I'm better at that than I remember.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26- Oh, is that it?- Yeah.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Oh, it's quiet cute look at that.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Look, Alfie, look.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Aargh!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Metal rat. Real mouth! Metal rat, Real mouth, metal rat, real mouth!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Stop screaming. STOP SCREAMING!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55SCREAMING
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Come on!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00George!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10George...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Doctor! Doctor!
0:21:18 > 0:21:24- What happened?- Oh, I've been chipped, chapped... Chopped!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28The Cyberman...it killed George, took him back to the ship.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30The Cybermen are here! But you said.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, I know what I said, I say a lot of things!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36But I fused the teleport it should have taken them days to repair.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Are you OK?- I should be dead... but the arm it chopped me with, it was damaged, old spare parts.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Must have changed those missing people.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46They changed the missing into Cybermen?
0:21:46 > 0:21:53- Why didn't they change you?- I'm not exactly compatible. Why are they using spare parts, why?
0:21:53 > 0:21:58- Everything I find out makes less sense!- Doctor, if the Cybermen are here, then we're not safe,
0:21:58 > 0:21:59we've got to go.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Back to base.- We've got a base?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04When did we get a base?
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I'm going down the shops, we're out of milk. You know what to do if he cries.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- No!- Me neither.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20BABY CRIES
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Hello, Stormageddon. It's the Doctor.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Here to help.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Shhh. There, there.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43Be quiet. Go to sleep.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Really, stop crying.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You've got a lot to look forward to, you know.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53A normal human life on Earth.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Mortgage repayments, the nine to five,
0:22:57 > 0:23:02a persistent nagging sense of spiritual emptiness.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Save the tears for later, boyo.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Oh, no!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09That was crabby.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11No, that was old!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14But I am old, Stormy.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20I am so old. So near the end.
0:23:29 > 0:23:37You, Alfie Owens, you are so young, aren't you?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41And, you know, right now,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44everything's ahead of you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46You could be anything.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Yes, I know. You could walk among the stars.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55They don't actually look like that, you know,
0:23:55 > 0:23:56they are rather more impressive.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06Yeah! You know, when I was little like you, I dreamt of the stars.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I think it's fair to say,
0:24:10 > 0:24:14in the language of your age, that I lived my dream.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I owned the stage,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18gave it a 110%.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I hope you have as much fun as I did, Alfie.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29BLEEPING AND BUZZING
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Your dad's trying his best, you know.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38Yes, I know it's not his fault he hasn't got mammary glands.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39No, but neither do I!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43BLEEPING
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Alfie, why is there a sinister beeping coming from behind me?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, no you don't.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Come on, Alfie. Run! It's only stunned!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00It's going to be OK. Good, Alfie.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03We're going to go outside. Don't worry about it.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12I'm back!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Come on, Craig, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Doctor? Doctor?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Craig, don't worry, Alfie is fine, but on no account enter the house.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Doctor!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42SNARLING
0:25:42 > 0:25:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Help me!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Where's Alfie?! Where's Alfie?! - He's safe, he's safe!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Get it off me!- I have to find the right frequency, shut it down!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Kill it!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06All right, all right, all right! MOVE!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Aargh!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Ow! Baking tray, Craig, baking tray!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16- Hold it down!- Get on with it!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Ah, it must be shielded from metastatic energy! Of course! - Yeah, of course!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Don't worry, I have an app for that. Stand back Stand back!
0:26:30 > 0:26:35Success! That was amazing, you must be really, really strong.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- That thing should have had you easy. - Is it definitely dead?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Inactive, yes. Technically never been alive.
0:26:40 > 0:26:46It was playing possum before, to take us by surprise. Bravo.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Whoo!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Alfie!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I'm knackered. YAWNS
0:26:59 > 0:27:01That thing was eating up the electricity.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05And transmitting it up to the Cybership. But why?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Why do they need power, why are those conversions not complete yet,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10and what are they doing up there?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- You said you were going to look at its brain.- I had to wipe its brain.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Now I can reprogram it, use it as a weapon against them.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18The Cybermat came after us?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- No, after me.- They sent it after us?
0:27:21 > 0:27:22After me.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Because of me, you and Alfie nearly died.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Do you still feel safe with me, Craig?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32You can't help who your mates are.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34No!
0:27:34 > 0:27:38I am a stupid and selfish man. Always have been.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42I should have made you go, I should never have come here.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44What would have happened if you hadn't come?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Who else knows about Cybermen or teleports?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49I put people in danger.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Stop beating yourself up!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54If it wasn't for you this whole planet would be an absolute ruin.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Craig, very soon I won't be here...
0:28:00 > 0:28:03my time is running out.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06I don't mean Exedor.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Silence will fall when the question is asked.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Don't even know what the question is.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Always knew I'd die still asking.
0:28:13 > 0:28:19Thing is, Craig, it's tomorrow.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Can't put it off any more.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Tomorrow is the day I...
0:28:46 > 0:28:48BLEEPING
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Safe mode. Clever me.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Come along, Bitey.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57'So I'll be back about ten, cos Melina's totally gone off on one,
0:28:57 > 0:28:59'she's going to kill David Jenkins.
0:28:59 > 0:29:04- 'I'm stupid to worry, I can't wait to get home to my special boys! - Oh, no, no, no! Doctor?
0:29:04 > 0:29:07'Love you. Alfie, love you, Craig!'
0:29:07 > 0:29:09You idiot!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Morning!- Morning. Teleport's still fused.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19They didn't repair it. So the Cyberman last night,
0:29:19 > 0:29:21how did it get down here, how did it get out?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23And why, why, am I asking you?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26- You found the silver rat! - But where are the silver men?
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Sorry, Alfie, I can't leave you here on your own.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32There's something up with the Doctor,
0:29:32 > 0:29:35and we owe him, I wouldn't have you or Mummy if it wasn't for him!
0:29:35 > 0:29:39He needs someone, he always needs someone and he just can't admit it.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I promise nothing's going to happen to you!
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Mwuh! All right, come on, here we go.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Secondary teleport. No, there is no other teleport, they must have had a back-up system,
0:29:48 > 0:29:53something complicated, something powerful, something shielded.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Something like...a door. A door!
0:29:57 > 0:30:02A disillium-bonded steel door disguised as a wall!
0:30:02 > 0:30:04That is cheating!
0:30:07 > 0:30:11So...it didn't teleport down.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13It climbed up.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Well, well, well.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00You have been busy.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Doctor! Doctor!
0:31:04 > 0:31:08Another row? He went in the changing rooms, something about silver men.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11Oh, God, no. Val, I need you too look after Alfie for me, OK?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Please look after him, the Doctor needs me.
0:31:14 > 0:31:19- I understand, you two need time alone.- Don't follow me!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I wasn't intending to.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34You have come to us.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38Took me a while, lot on my mind.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43Let's see, this ship crashed here centuries ago,
0:31:43 > 0:31:46no survivors, but the systems are dormant waiting for power.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50And then the council stick a load of new cables right on top of you.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Bitey wakes up and channels the power,
0:31:52 > 0:31:57you start crewing up from the shop as best you can, not enough power, not enough parts.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59When we are ready we will emerge.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- We will convert this planet to Cyberform.- What, the six of you?
0:32:03 > 0:32:07You know that is enough. You know us. You are the Doctor.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Correct. And the Doctor always gives you a choice.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Deactivate yourself, or I deactivate you.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21Doctor? Doctor?
0:32:30 > 0:32:31Aaaaghhh!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33He must be the new leader.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35No. He is not like us.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Brain and binary vascular system incompatible.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41They will be discarded. Other body parts may be of use.
0:32:41 > 0:32:46Oi, Cybermen! Get off my planet, or I activate this.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Craig, stop this, get out!
0:32:48 > 0:32:51It's like you said, Doctor, got to believe you can do it!
0:32:51 > 0:32:53You located us?
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Teleport in the lift, bit rubbish.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58That little Cybermat never stood a chance. See what you're dealing with?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01You are compatible. You are intelligent.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04Agh! Ow! Aaaargh!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07No, I'm not intelligent, you don't want me.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Do not fear. We will take your fear from you.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13You will be like us. You will be more than us.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17No, no, no, no.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Your designation is Cyber Controller.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22You will lead us, we will conquer this world.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- Doctor!- Craig! - Do something! Please!
0:33:27 > 0:33:29- DOCTOR!- Craig, don't worry.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I've reprogrammed the Cybermat, it'll drain their power!
0:33:35 > 0:33:37You have failed, Doctor.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Begin conversion! Phase one.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Cleanse the brain of emotions.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46No! Craig! Fight it! They can't convert you if you fight back!
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- You're strong, don't give in to it! - Help me!
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Think of Sophie, think of Alfie, don't let them take it all away!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Make it stop. Please make it stop!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Listen to me! I believe in you, I believe you can do this!
0:33:58 > 0:34:02I've always believed in all of you, all my life!
0:34:02 > 0:34:05I'm going die, Craig. Tomorrow, I'm going to die,
0:34:05 > 0:34:09but I don't mind if you just prove me right! CRAIG!
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Begin full conversion.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Don't worry,
0:34:24 > 0:34:27It's just a little light going out.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29BABY CRIES
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Unknown soundwave detected.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32It is the sound of fear.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35It is irrelevant. We will remove all fear.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39Alfie! I'm so sorry!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Alfie, please stop!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I can't help him.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48Emotions eradicated conversion complete.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55BLEEPING
0:34:55 > 0:34:59Alert. Emotional subsystems rebooting.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01This is impossible.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05He can hear him. He can hear Alfie!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Oh, please, just give me this!
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Craig, you wanted a chance to prove you're a dad.
0:35:10 > 0:35:15- You're never going to get better one than this!- What is happening?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18What's happening, you metal moron? A baby is crying.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20And you better watch out, cos guess what?
0:35:20 > 0:35:23- Ha! Daddy's coming home!- Alfie!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31I'm here! I'm coming for you!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Yes, Craig!
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Alfie!
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Alfie needs you!
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Emergency. Emotional influx!
0:35:40 > 0:35:44You've triggered a feedback loop into their emotional inhibitors.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48All that stuff they cut out of themselves, now they're feeling it!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Which means a very big explosion!
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Overload, overload, overload.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56- Get this open, we need to get to Alfie!- They've sealed the ship!
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- We've got to get out of here!- I know!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01The teleport!
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- How did you get in there? - Alfie!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Here's your daddy.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23That was another review. Ten out of ten.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26The Cybermen...they blew up.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29I blew them up with love!
0:36:29 > 0:36:31No, that's impossible,
0:36:31 > 0:36:34and also grossly sentimental and over simplistic,
0:36:34 > 0:36:37You destroyed them because of the deeply ingrained
0:36:37 > 0:36:39hereditary human trait to protect one's own genes
0:36:39 > 0:36:43which in turn triggered a...uh...
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Yeah.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Love.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50You blew them up with love.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56The building should be totally safe structurally
0:36:56 > 0:36:59and of course the bonded disillium contained the explosion.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Right.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- Why you telling me all this? - I don't know.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Ssh.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07- It suits you.- Thanks.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- Discount applies to partners.- Great.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Are you two married then?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Nah, we talked about it, but it's just a piece of paper, isn't it?
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Thank you for your help, Val. Good noticing, keep 'em peeled.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- I will. I'm glad you two made up for baby's sake.- Ah!
0:37:25 > 0:37:26How d'you mean?
0:37:26 > 0:37:30It's nice for baby to have two daddies who love each other.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34Wait...hang on a sec! Two daddies?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- You think I'm...?- His companion.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Haha! Doctor?
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Oh! Now where's he rushed off to?
0:37:48 > 0:37:50He's gone.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Who's tidied all this up?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21See, I do come back.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- How did you...?- Time machine!
0:38:23 > 0:38:26But even with time travel,
0:38:26 > 0:38:30getting glaziers on a Sunday, tricky.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34You went back in time? That means you used up your hours. What about Exedor?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37What about you being in trouble with Sophie? I couldn't let that happen.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39You used up your time for me?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Course I did. You're my mate.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44I notice Stormageddon's very quiet and happy.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47He prefers the name Alfie now.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50And he's very proud of his dad.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52He calls me dad?
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Yes, of course he does now!
0:38:54 > 0:38:58- Yeah, I know, he's a bit thick, isn't he?- Shut up, you two!
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Well...
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Now it's time. I have to go.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Doctor, I know that something's wrong, I can help you.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Nobody can help me.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14I hope Sophie won't mind, I need these.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Where are you going to go?- America.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Sophie will be home any second, are you sure?
0:39:20 > 0:39:24I can't miss this appointment, Craig.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Goodbye, mate.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Wait there. One second.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37From Sean's stag.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40- Wow.- You ride 'em, pardner.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Oh, thanks.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Bye.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50KNOCK ON DOOR
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Doctor, that will be Sophie arriv...
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Hello! Hello! I forgot my keys!
0:40:03 > 0:40:08- Oh, I've missed you so much. - Missed you too, both of you.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- Are you wearing a papoose.- Yeah.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Oh, my God, the place is spotless!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Has anything happened? You look different.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Nothing happened! Nothing weird.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Look at you two, thick as thieves.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Who's Daddy's little boy then?
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- Doctor.- What?! Craig?
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Well then, old girl.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44One last trip, eh?
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Hey.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58I'm the Doctor.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I was here to help.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04And you are very, very welcome.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13'It was funny. He seemed so happy.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15'But so sad at the same time.'
0:41:15 > 0:41:18'I was just a kid, I thought maybe he was a cowboy.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20'On his way to a gunfight.'
0:41:20 > 0:41:22'I really liked his hat.'
0:41:34 > 0:41:35Tick, tock, goes the clock.
0:41:35 > 0:41:40And what now shall we play?
0:41:40 > 0:41:45Tick, tock, goes the clock.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Now summer's gone away.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Hello?
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Such a lovely old song.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55But is it about him?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59You know about The Doctor?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01So very well.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Oh, don't try and remember me,
0:42:04 > 0:42:09we have been far too thorough with your dear little head.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18What are they? What are those things?
0:42:18 > 0:42:19Your owners.
0:42:19 > 0:42:24- My what?- So they made you a Doctor today, did they?
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Doctor River Song.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30How clever you are.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34You understand what this is, don't you?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39According to some accounts it's the day the Doctor dies.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41By Silencio Lake
0:42:41 > 0:42:44on the Plain of Sighs
0:42:44 > 0:42:49an impossible astronaut will rise from the deep
0:42:49 > 0:42:54and strike the Time Lord dead.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57It's a story.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01And this is where it begins.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03BUZZER SOUNDS
0:43:06 > 0:43:10You never really escaped us, Melody Pond.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14- We were always coming for you. - How do you know who I am?
0:43:14 > 0:43:16I made you what you are.
0:43:16 > 0:43:21The woman who kills The Doctor.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23No, no, no...! Urgh!
0:43:30 > 0:43:36Tick, tock, goes the clock and all the years they fly.
0:43:36 > 0:43:44Tick, tock, and all too soon your love will surely die.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57# Tick, tock, goes the clock
0:43:57 > 0:44:01# He cradled and he rocked her
0:44:01 > 0:44:05# Tick, tock, goes the clock
0:44:05 > 0:44:09# Till River kills The Doctor. #
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Before I go I'd like to know why I have to die.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Silence will fall when the question is asked.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21All the times I've heard those words
0:44:21 > 0:44:24I never realised it was my silence, my death.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34It's time.
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