0:00:18 > 0:00:20- Will it be me, Uncle? - Yes, it's going to be you.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25I only wish I could go in your place, Idris.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Nah, I don't, cos it's really going to hurt.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's starting.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37What will happen?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Oh. Um, er, Nephew will drain
0:00:39 > 0:00:43your mind and your soul from your body and leave your body empty.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- I'm scared!- I expect so, dear. But soon you'll have a new soul.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52There'll be a Time Lord coming!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Then we discovered it wasn't the robot king after all,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58it was the real one.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Fortunately, I was able to re-attach the head.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Do you believe any of this stuff? - I was there.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh, it's the warning lights.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- I'm getting rid of those, they never stop!- Hey.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- You're still thinking about it, aren't you?- Shhh!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16We saw him die!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Yeah, 200 years in the future. - Yes, but it's still going to happen.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21KNOCKING
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- What was that?- The door.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It knocked.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Right. We are in deep space.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Very, very deep. - KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And somebody's knocking.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh, come here.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Come here, you scrumptious little beauty!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- A box?!- Doctor, what is it?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I've got mail!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Time Lord emergency messaging system.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07We'd wrap up thoughts in psychic containers and send them through time and space.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11There's a Time Lord out there, and it's one of the good ones!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You said there were no other Time Lords left.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17No Time Lords left in the universe, but the universe isn't where we're going!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20See that snake? The mark of the Corsair. Fantastic bloke.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23He had that snake as a tattoo in every regeneration.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Didn't feel like himself without the tattoo.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Or herself, a couple of times. Ooh, she was a bad girl!
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- What's happening?! - We're leaving the universe!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34How can you leave the universe?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35With difficulty!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Right now I'm burning up TARDIS rooms to give us some welly.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Goodbye, swimming pool, goodbye, scullery, sayonara, squash court seven!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK. OK.
0:03:01 > 0:03:07- Where are we?- Outside the universe, where we've never, ever been.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Is that meant to be happening?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's the power. It's draining.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Everything's draining! But it can't. That's...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21That's impossible.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23What is that?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's as if the matrix, the soul of the TARDIS, has just vanished.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Where would it go?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36So what kind of trouble's your friend in?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39He was in a bind, a bit of a pickle, sort of distressed.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Aw, you can't just say you don't know.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44But what is this? The scrap yard at the end of the universe?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Not end of, outside of.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49How we can we be outside the universe?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50The universe is everything.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- tiny little bubbles on the outside.- OK.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, it's nothing like that. Completely drained, look at her.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02So we're in a tiny bubble universe, sticking to the side of the bigger bubble universe?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Yeah. No. But if it helps, yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08This place is full of rift energy. She'll probably refuel just by being here.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Now this place, what do we think, eh?
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Gravity's almost earth-normal, air's breathable, but it smells like...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Armpits.- Armpits. - Where did this stuff come from?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20There's a rift, stuff gets sucked through it.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23A plughole. The universe has a plughole and we've fallen down it.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Thief! Thief! You're my thief!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28She's dangerous! Guard yourselves!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Look at you! Goodbye! No, not goodbye, what's the other one?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Watch out! Careful, keep back from her!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Welcome, strangers, lovely.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Sorry about the mad person. - Why am I a thief? What have I stolen?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43You're going to steal me. No, you have stolen me.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You are stealing me. Tenses are difficult, aren't they?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Oh, we are sorry, my dove. She's off her head.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- They call me Auntie.- I'm Uncle.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58I'm everybody's uncle. Just keep back from this one, she bites!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Do I? Excellent.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Ow! No, ow, ow!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, biting's excellent! It's like kissing, only there's a winner!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Sorry. She's doolally. - No, not doolally. I'm...
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I'm... It's on the tip of my tongue.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I've just had a new idea about kissing. Come here, you!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Idris, no, no!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Oh, but now you're angry. No, you're not.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27You will be angry. The little boxes will make you angry.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Sorry? The little what? Boxes?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32SHE LAUGHS
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Your chin is hilarious!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It means the smell of dust after rain.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- What does?- Petrichor. - But I didn't ask.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Not yet. But you will.- No, Idris. I think you should have a rest.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yes, yes, good idea!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I'll just see if there's an off switch.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Is that it? She dead now. So sad.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54She's still breathing.
0:06:54 > 0:07:01Nephew, take Idris somewhere she can not bite people.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Oh, hello!- Doctor, what is that?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's all right. It's an Ood! Oods are good, love an Ood.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Hello, Ood.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13Can't you talk? Oh, I see, it's damaged.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15May I?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It might be on the wrong frequency.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Nephew was broken when he came here. Why, he was half dead.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25House repaired him. House repaired all of us.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29'If you are receiving this message, please help me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33'Send a signal to the High Council of the Time Lords on Gallifrey.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37'Help! I'm still alive! I don't know where I am.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40'I'm on some rock-like planet.'
0:07:41 > 0:07:43What was that? Was that him?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47No, no, it's picking up something else.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49That's...
0:07:49 > 0:07:50That's not possible.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54That's... Who else is here? Tell me. Show me! Show me!
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Just what you see. It's just the four of us, and the House.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Nephew. Will you take Idris somewhere safe where she can't hurt nobody?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- The House? What's the House? - House is all around you, my sweets.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You are standing on him.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15This is the House.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18This world.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Would you like to meet him?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Meet him?!- I'd love to.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25This way. Come, please. Come.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28What's wrong? What were those voices?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Time Lords.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35It's not just the Corsair.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Somewhere close by there are lots and lots of...
0:08:40 > 0:08:41..Time Lords.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I'm... I'm...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Big word, sad word.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Why is that word so sad? No!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Will be sad.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Will be sad.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Come. Come, come.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18You can see the House and he can look at you and he...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I see.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22This asteroid is sentient.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25We walk on his back, breathe his air. Eat his food...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Smell its armpits.- And do my will.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32You are most welcome, travellers.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Doctor... that voice, that's the asteroid talking?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Yes. So you're like a... sea urchin.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Hard outer surface. That's the planet we're walking on.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Big, squashy, oogly thing inside. That's you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49That is correct, Time Lord.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Ah! So you've met Time Lords before?
0:09:52 > 0:09:58Many travellers have come through the rift, like Auntie and Uncle and Nephew.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59I repair them when they break.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02So there are Time Lords here then?
0:10:02 > 0:10:09Not any more, but there have been many Tardises on my back in days gone by.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, there won't be any more after us.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Last Time Lord. Last TARDIS.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15A pity. Your people were so kind.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Be here in safety, Doctor.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Rest, feed, if you will.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24We're not actually going to stay here, are we?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28It seems like a friendly planet. Literally. Mind if we poke around?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You can look all you want. Go, look.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34House loves you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Come on then, gang. We're just going to, erm...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43see the sights.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51GIBBERISH
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh! What was that? Do fish have fingers?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Like a nine year old trying to rebuild a motorbike.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03What am I saying? Why am I saying that?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Thief! Where's my thief?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11SCREAMS: Thief! Thief!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Shh, shh.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17So as soon as the TARDIS is refuelled, we go, yeah?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20There are Time Lords here. I heard them and they need me.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23You told me about your people and you told me what you did.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25If they're like the Corsair, they're good, I can save them!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Then tell them you destroyed the others?!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I can explain. Tell them why I had to.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32You want to be forgiven.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Don't we all?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What do you need from me?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45My screwdriver. I left it in the TARDIS. It's in my jacket.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- You're wearing your jacket. - My other one.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- You have two of those?- I'll get it, but, Doctor, listen to me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Don't get emotional because that's when you make mistakes.- Yes, boss.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I'll call you from the TARDIS. Rory, look after him.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- Rory, look after her.- Yeah.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I told you to look after him.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15It's what they're called.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17It doesn't mean he knows what he's doing.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33We're here. Screwdriver's in your jacket?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, it's around somewhere.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Have a good look.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Did you do that? - I didn't do anything. Right.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Jacket.- Come on!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Where are you?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Now where are you all?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Where are you?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Well, they can't all be in here.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17VOICES MERGE IN THE DISTANCE
0:13:32 > 0:13:35SCRAMBLED VOICES GET LOUDER
0:13:35 > 0:13:37'Please do you read me...'
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Just admiring your Time Lord distress signal collection.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Nice job. Brilliant job.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Really thought I had some friends here...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58..but this is what the Ood translator picked up.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Cries for help from the long dead.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09How many Time Lords have you lured here, the way you lured me?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And what happened to them all?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15House, House is kind and he is wise.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19House repairs you when you break. Yes, I know.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21But how does he mend you?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- You have the eyes of a 20 year old. - Thank you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I mean it literally. Your eyes are 30 years younger than you are.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Your ears don't match, your right arm
0:14:29 > 0:14:33is two inches longer than your left, and how's your dancing?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Cos you've got two left feet. Patchwork people.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You've been repaired and patched up so often,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I doubt there's anything left of what used to be you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I had an umbrella like you once.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Oh, now, it's been a great arm for me, this.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Corsair.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- He was a strapping big bloke, wasn't he, Uncle?- Big fella.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I got the arm and then Uncle got the spine and the kidneys.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Kidneys. You gave me hope, and then you took it away.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01That's enough to make anyone dangerous.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05God knows what it will do to me!
0:15:05 > 0:15:11- Basically... run! - Poor old Time Lord. Too late.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15House is too clever.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17RINGING
0:15:20 > 0:15:23No sonic screwdriver. The doors seemed to have locked behind us.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Rory thinks there's an explanation, but I think you lied to us.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Needed you out of the way.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- We're not good enough? - "The boxes will make you angry." How could she know?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Doctor, what are you talking about? - Stay put, stay where you are.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38We don't have much... choice.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42How did you know about the boxes? You said they'd make me angry. How did you know?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Ah, it's my thief.- Who are you?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It's about time.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52He's not trusting us. And he's being emotional.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54This is bad, this is very, very bad.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Yeah... I think it probably is.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Sometimes I hate being right.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Who are you?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Do you not know me? Just because they put me in here?
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- They said you were dangerous. - Not the cage, stupid. In here.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17They put me in here.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22I'm the... Oh, what do you call me?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26We travel. I go... MECHANICAL THRUMMING
0:16:26 > 0:16:28The TARDIS?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34It's me!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm the TARDIS.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39No. You're not! You're a bitey, mad lady.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42The TARDIS is up and downy stuff in a big blue box.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Yes, that's me. A type 40 TARDIS.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I was already a museum piece, when you were young,
0:16:48 > 0:16:52and the first time you touched my console you said...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I said you were the most beautiful thing I had ever known.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57And then you stole me. And I stole you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I borrowed you.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Borrowing implies the intention to return the thing that was taken.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09What makes you think I would ever give you back?
0:17:15 > 0:17:20- You're the TARDIS?- Yes.- My TARDIS?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21My Doctor. Oh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:26We have now reached the point in the conversation where you open the lock.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Are all people like this?- Like what?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49So much bigger on the inside? I'm...
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Oh, what is that word? It's so big, so complicated.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's so sad.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00But why? Why pull the living soul from a TARDIS and pop it in a tiny human head?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- What does it want you for? - It doesn't want me.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- How do you know? - House eats Tardises.- House what?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- It's something I heard you say.- When? - In the future.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- House eats Tardises? - There you go. What are fish fingers?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- When do I say that?- Any second.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Of course! House feeds on rift energy and Tardises are bursting with it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19All lovely and cooked, processed food, mmm, fish fingers.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Do fish have fingers?
0:18:20 > 0:18:25But you can't eat a TARDIS, it would destroy you. Unless, unless...
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Unless you deleted the TARDIS matrix first.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- LAUGHS:- So it deleted you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35House can't delete a TARDIS' consciousness, that would blow a hole in the universe.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39He pulls out the matrix, sticks it in a living receptacle and feeds off the Artron energy.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43You were about to say all that. I don't suppose you have to now.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I sent Amy and Rory in there. They'll be eaten. Amy! Amy!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Rory, get the hell out of there!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Doctor, something's wrong. - It's House.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52He's after the TARDIS. Just get out!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57We can't. You locked the door, remember?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58But I've unlocked it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02You stupid well haven't!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Doctor, I don't like this.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Open!- Doctor?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Open this door!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Rory, hold my hand.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Amy.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Rory!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Amy? Amy, can you hear me?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42OK. Right. I don't...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I really don't know what to do.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48That's a new feeling.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Listen, whatever happens at least we're together.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59And we're in the TARDIS, so we're safe.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You're half right. I mean, you are in the TARDIS.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06What a great adventure.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I should have done this half a million years ago.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13So, Amy, Rory, why shouldn't I just kill you now?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- It's gone!- Eaten?- No, it left. Not eaten, hi-jacked. But why?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- It's time for us both to go, and keep together.- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Go? What do you mean go? Where are you going?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Well, we're dying, my love. It's time for Auntie and Uncle to pop off.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I'm against it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38It's your fault, isn't it, sweets?
0:20:38 > 0:20:44Cos you told House it was the last TARDIS. House can't feed on them if there's none more coming, can he?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48So now he's off to your universe to find more Tardises.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- It won't. - Oh, it will think of something.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Actually, I feel fine.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Not dead. You can't just die!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- We need to go to where I landed, Doctor. Quickly.- Why?!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Because we are there in three minutes. We need to go now!
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Ow! Roughly, how long do these bodies last?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19You're dying.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yes, of course I'm dying.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24I don't belong in a flesh body. I could blow the casing in no time.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26No, stop it, don't get emotional.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30That's what the orangey girl says. You're the Doctor. Focus.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34On what? How? I'm a madman with a box, without a box!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38I'm stuck down the plughole at the end of the universe on a stupid old junkyard!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Oh.- Oh, what?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41- No, I'm not.- Not what?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Cos it's not a junkyard. It's not a junkyard.- What is it then?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48It's a TARDIS junkyard! Come on. Ooh, sorry, do you have a name?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50700 years, finally he asks.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- But what do I call you? - I think you call me... Sexy.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Only when we're alone!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59We are alone.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Come on then, Sexy.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Corridors. I have corridors.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09So much to learn about my new home.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12But you haven't answered my question, children.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Er, question?
0:22:14 > 0:22:20You remember. Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you both now?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Well... because...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Rory, why?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Because...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31killing us quickly wouldn't be any fun.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34And you need fun, don't you?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36That's what Uncle and Auntie were for, wasn't it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Someone to make suffer. I had a PE teacher just like you.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You need to be entertained...
0:22:44 > 0:22:48and killing us quickly wouldn't be entertainment.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49So entertain me.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Run.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07A valley of half-eaten Tardises.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm thinking that all of my sisters are dead. That they were devoured,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16and that we are looking at their corpses.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Ah. Sorry. No, I wasn't thinking that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22No. You were thinking you could build a working TARDIS console
0:23:22 > 0:23:25out of broken remnants of a hundred different models.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28And you don't care that it's impossible.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30It's not impossible as long as we are alive. Rory and Amy need me.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33So yeah. We'll build a TARDIS.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46So, are we having fun yet?
0:23:46 > 0:23:51I'm rather enjoying the sensation of having you running around inside me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I have turned off the corridor anti-grav, so do be careful.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Come on.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Argh!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Whoa!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Bond the tube directly into the Tachyon Diverter.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Yes, yes, I have actually rebuilt a TARDIS before, you know. I know what I'm doing.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You're like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29- And you never read the instructions. - I always read the instructions! - There's a sign on my front door.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You have been walking past it for 700 years. What does it say?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- That's not instructions!- There's an instruction at the bottom. What?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Pull to open.- And what do you do?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- I push!- Every time. 700 years. Police Box doors open out the way.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I think I've earned the right to open my front doors any way I want!
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Your front doors?! Have you any idea how childish that sounds?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- You are not my mother! - And you are not my child!
0:24:51 > 0:24:57You know, since we're talking with mouths, not really an opportunity that comes along very often,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I just want to say, you know, you have never been very reliable.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- And you have?- You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- No, but I always took you where you needed to go.- You did!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Look at us. Talking. Wouldn't it be amazing if we could always talk?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Even when you're inside the box?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15You know I'm not constructed that way.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20I exist across all space and time, and you talk and run around and bring home strays.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You OK?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30One of the kidneys has already failed.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It doesn't matter. We need to finish assembling the console.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Using a console without a proper shell. It's not going to be safe.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40This body has about 18 minutes left to live. The universe we're in
0:25:40 > 0:25:43will reach Absolute Zero in three hours. Safe is relative.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Then we need to get a move on. Eh, old girl?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01NO!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Amy!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06No!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Amy!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Amy.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Amy!
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Amy!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Rory?
0:26:22 > 0:26:27- Where have you been? - I stepped through that door and it came down here.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- But you've been hours! - No, I haven't.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34It's House, and it's messing with the TARDIS.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Come on, back this way.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40No!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42No! Oh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50You'll need to install the time router.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53How is this going to make it through the rift?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56We're almost there.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Thrust diffuser.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Er, Retro scope. Blue...thingy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Do you wonder why I chose you all those years ago?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I chose you. You were unlocked.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Of course I was. I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13And you were the only one mad enough.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Right. Perfect. Look at that. What could possibly go wrong?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18That's fine, that always happens.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19No! Hang on! Wait!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Amy?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Oh, my God.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Rory?
0:27:42 > 0:27:46You left me. How could you do that? How could you leave me?
0:27:46 > 0:27:51- How long have you been here? - 2,000 years I waited for you. You did it to me again!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55I'm sorry.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Rory, what are you doing?
0:27:56 > 0:27:58They come for me at night.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Every single night, they come for me and they hurt me.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Amy, they hurt me over and over and over and over...
0:28:06 > 0:28:11- Rory...- How could you leave me?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14How could you do that to me?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Right.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21OK, let's go.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Follow that TARDIS!
0:28:23 > 0:28:29Ah no, come on! There's rift energy everywhere, you can do it.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33OK, diverting all power to thrust. Let's be having ya!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35- No, no, no, no! - What's wrong?
0:28:35 > 0:28:40It can't hold the charge. I can't even start it. There's no power!
0:28:41 > 0:28:43I've got nothing!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Oh, my beautiful idiot.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49You have what you've always had - you've got me.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25No! No!
0:29:31 > 0:29:32Rory...
0:29:34 > 0:29:37I'm so, so sorry!
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Amy?
0:29:51 > 0:29:54It's messing with our heads.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Come on, run.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Whoo-hoo!
0:30:04 > 0:30:09We've locked on to them! They'll have to lower the shields when I'm close enough to phase inside.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Can you get a message to Amy?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13The telepathic circuits are online.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Which one's Amy? The pretty one?
0:30:17 > 0:30:18Argh!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Rory, what's wrong?? - It's like... I'm getting a message.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Hello, Pretty! - What the hell is that?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Don't worry. Telepathic messaging.
0:30:27 > 0:30:32- No, that's Rory.- You have to go to the old control room.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34I'm putting the route in your head.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38- When you get there use the purple slider on the nearest panel to lower the shields.- The pretty one?!
0:30:38 > 0:30:43You'll have about 12 seconds before the room goes into phase with the invading Matrix.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46I'll send you the passkey when you get there. Good luck!
0:30:46 > 0:30:47What was that?
0:30:47 > 0:30:51It was that woman. That mad woman and the Doctor.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- The Doctor?! - We have to keep going.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58How's he going to be able to take down the shields anyway?
0:30:58 > 0:31:00The House is in the control room.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02I directed him to one of the old control rooms.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05There aren't any old control rooms. They were all deleted or remodelled.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10I archive them. For neatness. I've got about 30 now.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12But I've only changed the desktop, what, a dozen times?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14So far, yes.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17You can't archive something that hasn't happened yet!
0:31:17 > 0:31:18YOU can't.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29What happened to the lights?
0:31:29 > 0:31:30The lights are fine.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32It's messing with our heads again.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41OK. Stay there a second.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42What is it?
0:31:42 > 0:31:45- What?- Just hang on.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Don't leave me. I can hardly see, you idiot!
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Argh!
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Rory?
0:31:54 > 0:31:55Rory?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57It's OK,
0:31:57 > 0:32:00I'm fine. Come towards my voice.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04What happened? Where are you?
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I just banged my head. Just keep coming.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14Reach out your hand.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29This way. Come on, run!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Keep going! You're doing it, you sexy thing!
0:32:33 > 0:32:36See, you DO call me that. Is it my name?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- You bet it's your name!- Whoo!
0:32:47 > 0:32:49I can see now, Rory. I can see.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- It was the Ood thing, the Nephew and it's still coming.- I know.
0:32:52 > 0:32:53So where is this place?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56This is where she told me to go. She said she'd send me the pass key!
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Argh!
0:32:57 > 0:33:01Crimson. Eleven. Delight.
0:33:01 > 0:33:06- Petrichor.- Petrichor. - What do I do, do I say it? Crimson.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.
0:33:10 > 0:33:15- I said it.- Petrichor. Petrichor...
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- I said it!- Petrichor.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20She told you what it meant - the smell of wet dust, remember? So...
0:33:20 > 0:33:21- Oh...it's the meaning, not the word. - The meaning of what?
0:33:21 > 0:33:23The TARDIS interface is telepathic. You don't say it, you think it.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- It's coming.- Quiet!
0:33:27 > 0:33:30Crimson. Eleven. Delight.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34The smell of dust after rain.
0:33:34 > 0:33:39Crimson, eleven, delight, the smell of dust after rain.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Crimson, eleven, delight, the smell of dust after rain.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46What is this place?
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Another control room?
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Shields.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Got it.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00They did it. Shields down!
0:34:03 > 0:34:08How did you find this place? It's not on my internal schematics.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11I had hoped you two could join Nephew as my servants.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16But you two are nothing but trouble.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Nephew...
0:34:19 > 0:34:20kill them.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29Argh!
0:34:29 > 0:34:32We're coming through. Get out of the way or you'll be atomised.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36- Where are you coming through? - I don't know.- Oh, great. Thanks(!)
0:34:41 > 0:34:42It's not going to hold!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Hold on!
0:34:57 > 0:34:58Doctor!
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Not good. Not good at all.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11- How do you walk around in these things?- We're not quite there yet...
0:35:11 > 0:35:14just hold on. Amy, this is...
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Well, she's my TARDIS.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Except she's a woman. She's a woman, and she's my TARDIS.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24She's the TARDIS?!
0:35:24 > 0:35:29And she's a woman. She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Did you wish really hard?
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Shut up! Not like that.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Hello. I'm...
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Sexy.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Oh! Still shut up.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42The Environment has been breached. Nephew, kill them all.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Where's Nephew?- He was standing right where you materialised.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49- Ah. Well, he must have been redistributed.- Meaning what?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- You're breathing him.- Eugh!
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Another Ood I failed to save.
0:35:54 > 0:35:58Doctor, I did not expect you.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Well, that's me all over, isn't it? Lovely old unexpected me.
0:36:00 > 0:36:06The big question is, now you're here, how to dispose of you? I could play with gravity...
0:36:11 > 0:36:16..or I could evacuate the air from this room and watch you choke.
0:36:20 > 0:36:26- You really don't want to do that! - Why shouldn't I just kill you now?
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Because then I won't be able to help you! Listen to your engines.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32Just listen to them. You don't have the thrust and you know it.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36I'm your only hope for getting out of your little bubble, through the rift, and into my universe.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39And mine's the one with the food in!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42You just have to promise not to kill us. That's all, just promise.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43You can't be serious.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46I'm very serious. I'm sure it's an entity of its word.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Doctor, she's burning up. She's asking for water.
0:36:54 > 0:36:59Hey. Hang in there, old girl. Not long now.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- It'll be over soon.- I always liked it when you call me...
0:37:02 > 0:37:05old girl.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07You want me to give my word? Easy.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10I promise.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Fine. OK. I trust you. Just delete, ooh, 30%
0:37:13 > 0:37:16of the TARDIS rooms, you'll free up thrust enough to make it through.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20Activate sub-routine Sigma-9.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Why would you tell me this?
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Because we want to get back to our universe as badly as you do.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26And I'm nice.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Ye-e-s. I can delete rooms,
0:37:28 > 0:37:34and I can also rid myself of vermin if I delete this room first.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Thank you, Doctor, very helpful.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Goodbye, Time Lord.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Goodbye, little humans. Goodbye, Idris.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Yes. I mean you could do that, but it just won't work. Hardwired fail-safe.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Living things from rooms that are deleted are automatically deposited in the main control room.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- But thanks for the lift! - We are in your Universe now, Doctor.
0:38:12 > 0:38:18Why should it matter to me in which room you die? I can kill you just as easily here as anywhere. Fear me.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Fear ME. I've killed all of them.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26I don't understand. There isn't a forest in here.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Yeah, you're right. You've completely won.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33Oh, you can kill us in oodles of really inventive ways, but before you do kill us
0:38:33 > 0:38:40allow me and friends Amy and Rory to congratulate you on being an absolutely worthy opponent.
0:38:40 > 0:38:48- Congratulations!- Yep, you've defeated us, me and my lovely
0:38:48 > 0:38:54friends here and last but definitely not least the TARDIS Matrix herself, a living consciousness
0:38:54 > 0:38:58you ripped out of this very control room and locked up into a human body and look at her!
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- Doctor, she's stopped breathing. - Enough! That is enough.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03No. It's never enough.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08You forced the TARDIS into a body so she'd burn out safely a very long way away from this control room.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12A flesh body can't hold the TARDIS Matrix and live. Look at her body, House.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16And you think I should mourn her?
0:39:16 > 0:39:20No. I think you should be very, very careful
0:39:20 > 0:39:24about what you let back into this control room.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28You took her from her home.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32But now she's back in the box again and she's free!
0:39:32 > 0:39:34No! Doctor, stop this!
0:39:36 > 0:39:39OW! Stop this now!
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Oh, look at my girl, look at her go!
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Bigger on the inside!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47- You see, House?- Make it stop!
0:39:47 > 0:39:52That's your problem. Size of a planet, but inside you're just so small!
0:39:52 > 0:39:55- Make it stop! - Finish him off, girl.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Argh!
0:40:06 > 0:40:10Doctor? Are you there?
0:40:10 > 0:40:13It's so very dark in here.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16I'm here.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24I've been looking for a word.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29A big, complicated word, but so sad.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34I've found it now.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36What word?
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Alive.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42I'm alive!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Alive isn't sad.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47It's sad when it's over.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I'll always be here.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54But this is when we talked
0:40:54 > 0:40:55and now even that has come to an end.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01There's something I didn't get to say to you.
0:41:04 > 0:41:05Goodbye?
0:41:05 > 0:41:10No, I just wanted to say...
0:41:10 > 0:41:12hello.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Hello, Doctor.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20It's so very, very nice to meet you.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Please!
0:41:28 > 0:41:30I don't want you to.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33Please!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Where?
0:42:08 > 0:42:13- How's it going under there? - Just putting a firewall around the Matrix. Almost done.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16- Are you going to make her talk again?- Can't.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Why not?- Spacey-wacey, isn't it?
0:42:18 > 0:42:23Well actually, it's because the Time Lords discovered that if you take
0:42:23 > 0:42:26an eleventh-dimensional matrix and fold it into a mechanical then...
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Yes, it's spacey-wacey!
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Sorry. At the end, she was talking.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33She kept repeating something. I don't know what it meant.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39- What did she say?- The only water in the forest is the river. She said we'd need to know that someday.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42It doesn't make sense, does it?
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Not yet.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45You OK?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47No.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51I watched her die. I shouldn't let it get to me, but it still does.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54I'm a nurse.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Letting it get to you - you know what that's called? Being alive.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Best thing there is.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Being alive right now, that's all that counts.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Nearly finished. Two more minutes, then we're off.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06The Eye of Orion's restful, if you like restful.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09I can never really get the hang of restful.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11What do you think, dear? Where shall we take the kids this time?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Look at you pair. It's always you and her, isn't it?
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Long after the rest of us have gone.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19A boy and his box, off to see the universe.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Well, you say that as if it's a bad thing.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24But honestly, it's the best thing there is.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28The House deleted all the bedrooms. I should make you two a new bedroom.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30You'd like that, wouldn't you?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32OK.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35Doctor, this time, could we lose the bunk beds?
0:43:35 > 0:43:36Nah, bunk beds are cool.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40A bed with a ladder! You can't beat that.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43It's YOUR room.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Up those stairs, keep walking till you find it. Off you pop!
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Doctor, do YOU have a room?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Are you there?
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Can you hear me?
0:44:24 > 0:44:26I'm a silly old...
0:44:28 > 0:44:30OK. The Eye of Orion, or wherever we need to go.
0:44:34 > 0:44:35Hello!
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Whoo-hoo!
0:44:59 > 0:45:03The flesh. It's fully programmable matter.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07It acts like life, but it still needs to be controlled by us.
0:45:07 > 0:45:12They can't remain stable without us plumbed into them.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Trust me. I'm The Doctor.
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