A Good Man Goes to War

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- This little girl, it's all about her. Who was she?- Doctor!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- What is happening to her? - Contractions.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Contractions? - She's going into labour.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Breathe! SHE GROANS

0:00:11 > 0:00:14I needed enough information to block the signal to 'The Flesh'.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- What signal? - The signal to you!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Rory, I don't like this. - Stand away from her, Rory.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22We are coming for you I swear it,

0:00:22 > 0:00:28whatever happens, however hard, however far, we will find you.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30I'm right here!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33No, you're not.

0:00:33 > 0:00:38And you haven't been for a long, long time.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42SHE GASPS

0:00:42 > 0:00:44You're ready to pop, aren't you?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45SHE PANTS

0:00:45 > 0:00:48SHE SCREAMS

0:00:57 > 0:00:59BABY GURGLES

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05That you'll be safe and cared for and protected.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09But this isn't a time for lies.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17What you are going to be, Melody...

0:01:17 > 0:01:20is very, very brave.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- Two minutes.- But not as brave as they'll have to be.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Because there's someone coming.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I don't know where he is, or what he's doing,

0:01:31 > 0:01:36but trust me. He's on his way.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Intruder. Level nine. Seal level nine.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55There's a man who's never going to let us down.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00And not even an army can get in the way.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Leave her, just you leave her.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Please leave her! - SHE SOBS

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Leave her! - BABY CRIES

0:02:14 > 0:02:21Intruder, level 11. Seal levels 12, 13 and 14.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- EXPLOSION - Intruder, level 15.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27BABY CRIES

0:02:27 > 0:02:29He's the last of his kind.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36And wherever they take you, Melody,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39however scared you are,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I promise you,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44you will never be alone.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50BABY GURGLES

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Because this man is your father.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Prepare to engage.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04He has a name, but the people of our world know him better...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10..as the Last Centurion.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I have a message and a question.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18A message from the Doctor and a question from me.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Where is my wife?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, don't give me those blank looks.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32The 12th Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35You hear everything.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42So you tell me what I need to know, you tell me now,

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- and I'll be on my way. - What is the Doctor's message?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49EXPLOSION

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Would you like me to repeat the question?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52A whole Cyber legion though. He just blew them all up. To make a point!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55We're being paid to fight him, not praise him.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Praising costs way more!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Level Minus 23. Transept.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Digger says he once chased the Atraxi off a planet,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07then called them back for a scolding.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Fight him. Not praise him.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12TANNOY: Reminder. This base is on Yellow Alert.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14This base is on Yellow Alert.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Is she sewing?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20She's on a break she can do what she likes.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Now try again.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23HE SIGHS

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- That one. - No, that's the psychic.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You've got to look for the fractals.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Don't look bored, we're on Yellow Alert.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35We've been on Yellow Alert for three weeks!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40TANNOY: Reminder do not interact with headless monks

0:05:40 > 0:05:42without designed permission.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Do not interact with headless monks without designed permission.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You're not supposed to stare at them.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51And if they think you're tying to see under their hoods, they'll kill you on the spot.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54But why are they called the Headless Monks? They can't really be headless?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57They believe the domain of faith is the heart,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59and the domain of doubt is the head.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01They follow their hearts... that's all.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- You're Lorna Bucket, aren't you? - Yeah.- Hello!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm the thin one, this is my husband he's the fat one.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Don't you have names?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13We're the thin, fat, gay, married, Anglican marines.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Why would we need names as well.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh! Looks like I'm off! Time for my conversion tutorial.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22See you in a bit.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Do you lot have Lent?!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Cos I'm not good at giving things up...

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Lorna Bucket. You've had an Encounter, haven't you?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- You've met him. - I was just a kid.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38But what's he like? The Doctor.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- He said "run". - Just "run"?

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- He said it a lot.- And this was in the Gamma Forests, yeah?

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Because you're a Gamma girl, aren't you? What are you doing here? The forests are heaven-neutral.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Yeah, and 30 seconds of The Doctor

0:06:55 > 0:06:58is the only thing that ever happened there.

0:07:00 > 0:07:06Oh, this is nice, I like this. I mean, quite a lot of red.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- I hope it's not to hide the stains! - HE LAUGHS

0:07:11 > 0:07:13What's in the little boxes?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Welcome, applicant to the order of the Headless.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23It is traditional for visiting armies of other faiths to offer

0:07:23 > 0:07:29individuals for conversion to our order. You have been selected.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36Are you ready to make a donation?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40So, what do you think?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43If the Doctor's really coming here, where is he?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47He's the Doctor. He could be anywhere in time and space.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Whoa!

0:07:54 > 0:08:00- Thank you, Parker. I won't be needing you again tonight. - Yes, my lady.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04You're back early, ma'am. Another case cracked, I assume?

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Send a telegram to Inspector Abberline of the yard.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Jack the Ripper has claimed his last victim.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14How did you find him?

0:08:15 > 0:08:20Stringy, but tasty all the same. I shan't be needing dinner.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Congratulations, ma'am.

0:08:24 > 0:08:30However, a matter has arisen in the drawing room.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36It just appeared. What does it mean?

0:08:36 > 0:08:41It means a very old debt is to be repaid.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Pack the cases, Jenny. And we're going to need the swords.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Nurse?! Nurse!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Damn it! Where's the nurse?!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- He needs help!- Madame President, I'm sorry, but we have to go now!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Those things could be here any second!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07EXPLOSIONS

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Did somebody call for a nurse?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Will I be OK? - Of course you will, my boy.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21You'll be up and around in no time!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24And perhaps one day you and I shall meet on the field of battle,

0:09:24 > 0:09:28and I will destroy you for the glory of the Sontaran Empire.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Thanks, Nurse.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33A BOMB DROPS AND EXPLODES

0:09:34 > 0:09:39Commander Strax. I just have to ask. A Sontaran nurse?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I serve a penance to restore the honour of my clone batch.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45It is the greatest punishment a Sontaran can endure,

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- to help the weak and sick. - Who came up with that one?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51THE TARDIS APPROACHES

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Tonight, though, perhaps my penance is over.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Captain Harcourt, I hope some day to meet you in the glory of battle,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09when I shall crush the life from your worthless human form.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Try and get some rest.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18SIRENS BLARE

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, turn it off. I'm breaking in, not out.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28This is River Song, back in her cell...

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh, and I'll take breakfast at the usual time.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Thank you!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36THUNDER

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Oh, are you boys dressing up as Romans now?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I thought nobody read my memos.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Dr Song?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's Rory.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Sorry, have we met yet?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Time streams, I'm not quite sure where we are...- Yes. Yes, we've met.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Hello, Rory.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09What's wrong?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- SHE GASPS - It's my birthday.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16The Doctor took me ice skating on the River Thames in 1814,

0:11:16 > 0:11:21the last of the great frost fairs. He got Stevie Wonder to sing for me under London Bridge.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26- Stevie Wonder sang in 1814?- Yes, he did. But you must never tell him.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I've come from the Doctor too.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yes, But at a different point in time.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Unless there's two of them.- Now, that's a whole different birthday.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- He needs you!- Demons Run?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49How...how did you know?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I'm from his future. I always know.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Why on earth are you wearing that?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- The Doctor's idea.- Of course. His rules of engagement.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Look ridiculous. - Have you considered heels?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08They've taken Amy. And our baby.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15The Doctor's getting some people together, we're going after her,

0:12:15 > 0:12:17but he needs you too.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24I can't. Not yet, anyway.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- I'm sorry? - This is The Battle of Demons Run.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31The Doctor's darkest hour.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36He'll rise higher than ever before and then fall so much further.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40And...I can't be with him till the very end.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Why not?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Because this is it.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54This is the day he finds out who I am.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10- HE SIGHS - Goodbye.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18You appear to be closing down, Dorium.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21What have you heard?

0:13:21 > 0:13:26That you pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madam Kovarian, and entirely failed to run.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32I admire your courage. I should like to admire it from afar.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34We've been waiting a month. He's done nothing.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Do you really think so?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40There are people all over this galaxy that owe that man a debt.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43By now, a few of them will have found a blue box waiting for them

0:13:43 > 0:13:45on their doorstep. Poor devils.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- You think he's raising an army? - You think he isn't?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53If that man is finally collecting on his debts, God help you,

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- and God help his debtors.- Why?

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Colonel Manton, all those stories you've heard about him.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- They're not stories, they're true. - HE LAUGHS

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Really, you're not telling me you don't know what's coming?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- We're wasting our time here! - Agreed.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16The asteroid, where you've made your base.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Do you know why they call it Demons Run?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22How do you know the location of our base?

0:14:22 > 0:14:28- You're with the Headless Monks... they're old customers of mine. - It's just some old saying.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30A very old saying. The oldest.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34"Demons run, when a good man goes to war".

0:14:43 > 0:14:45HE LAUGHS

0:14:45 > 0:14:47HE CONTINUES TO LAUGH

0:14:47 > 0:14:50THE TARDIS APPROACHES

0:14:50 > 0:14:54No. No, no, please! Not me!

0:14:54 > 0:15:00You don't need me! Why would you need me?! I'm old! I'm fat!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04I'm blue! You can't need me!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09He is not the devil.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13He is not a god.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18He is not a goblin, or a phantom or a trickster.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22The Doctor is a living, breathing man,

0:15:22 > 0:15:26and as I look around this room I know one thing...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31We're sure as hell going to fix that.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34CHEERING

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Sorry.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48I shouldn't be here, I'm meant to be at the thing.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I brought you something.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59Your child's name, in the language of my people.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's a prayer leaf

0:16:01 > 0:16:03and we believe, if you keep this with you,

0:16:03 > 0:16:07- your child will always come home to you.- Can I borrow your gun?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Why?- Cos I've got a feeling you're going to keep talking.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19ROUSING SPEECH CONTINUES OUTSIDE

0:16:19 > 0:16:21CHEERING

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Talking like he's famous.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26The Doctor isn't famous...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28He meets a lot of people.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Some of them...remember.

0:16:32 > 0:16:38He's sort of like a... I dunno. A dark legend.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Dark?! Have you met him?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Yeah.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47But I was just a little girl.

0:16:47 > 0:16:52- So was I.- You've been with him a long time then.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58No. He came back for me.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05You must be very special.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Hey. You can wait a long time for the Doctor.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13But he's worth it. OK?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17The thing is, he's coming. No question about it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Just you make sure you're on the right side when he gets here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Not for my sake...for yours.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Thank you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:42On this day, in this place, the Doctor will fall.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44CHEERING

0:17:44 > 0:17:49The man who talks, the man who reasons, the man who lies,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51will meet the perfect answer.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54THEY CHEER

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Some of you have wondered why have we have allied ourselves

0:17:57 > 0:18:01with the Headless Monks.

0:18:01 > 0:18:06Perhaps you should have wondered why we call them Headless.

0:18:08 > 0:18:13It's time you knew what these guys have sacrificed for faith.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21As you all know, it is a Level One Heresy, punishable by death,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25to lower the hood of a Headless Monk.

0:18:25 > 0:18:32But by the divine grant of the Papal Mainframe herself,

0:18:32 > 0:18:37on this one and only occasion, I can show you the truth.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Because these guys never can be...

0:18:46 > 0:18:49..persuaded!

0:18:50 > 0:18:54They NEVER can be...

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Afraid.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- And they can never, ever be... - SHOCKED GASPS

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Surprised!

0:19:09 > 0:19:13HE LAUGHS Hello everyone! Guess who!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Please point a gun at me if it helps you relax.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24You're only human.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Go on, resist. I'm ever so hungry.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Now, dear, which button controls the lights?

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Doctor, you will come with me, right now!

0:19:39 > 0:19:44Three minutes, forty seconds. Amelia Pond! Get your coat!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48PANICKED CHATTER

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- I'm not a phantom.- Doctor?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I'm not a trick.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Doctor?!- I'm a monk.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Doctor, show yourself! - It's him! He's here!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's him!

0:20:13 > 0:20:14GUNFIRE

0:20:14 > 0:20:17SHOUTING

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Weapons down! Do not fire!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26NOOO!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Follow me.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Doctor! Doctor!

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Clever, isn't he? - And rather attractive.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42- You do realise he's a man, don't you, ma'am? - Mammals. They all look alike.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, thank you!

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Nobody discharge their weapon in this room. Nobody!

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Do not fire! - Was I being insensitive again, dear?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I don't know why you put up with me.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Stop, wait! Listen to me!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I'm disarming my weapon pack.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Monks, I do this in good faith!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I am now unarmed.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26All of you, discharge your weapon packs.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30The Doctor is trying to make fools of us...

0:21:31 > 0:21:35We are soldiers of God, we are not fools!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- We are not fools! - ALL: We are not fools!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- We are not fools! - We are not fools!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- We are not fools! - We are not fools!

0:21:49 > 0:21:55- We are not fools!- We are not fools.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Colonel Manton is regaining control. - Where's the doctor gone?

0:22:08 > 0:22:14ALL: We are not fools. We are not fools.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17We are not fools.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43This base is now under our command.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44I have a fleet out there!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48If Demons Run goes down, there's an automatic distress call.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51DOCTOR ON THE TANNOY: Not if we knock out your communications array.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53And you've got incoming!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Danny Boy to the Doctor. Danny Boy to the Doctor.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Give 'em hell, Danny Boy!

0:23:03 > 0:23:06ROCKET FIRE

0:23:06 > 0:23:09EXPLOSIONS

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I need to get off this station now. Bring me the child!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15ALARMS BLARE

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Target destroyed.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21THE DOCTOR AND AMY LAUGH

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Don't slump, it's bad for your spine!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32THE BABY CRIES

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Get back in there with the rest of them. Remember.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39The Doctor must think he's winning, right until the trap closes!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I'll take my ship from here.

0:23:46 > 0:23:51- Airlock engaged. Shuttle ready for boarding.- No.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I have a crew of 20.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58How do you expect to gain control of my ship?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00DOOR OPENS

0:24:00 > 0:24:03This ship is ours, m'lady!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08All airlocks sealed, resistance neutralised!

0:24:08 > 0:24:13Sorry, Colonel Manton, I lied.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Three minutes, 42 seconds.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Colonel Manton, you will give the order for your men to withdraw.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21No. Colonel Manton...

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I want you to tell your men to run away.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25You what?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Those words. Run away.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I want you to be famous for those exact words.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33I want people to call you Colonel Run-Away.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I want children laughing outside your door,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38cos they've found the house of Colonel Run-Away.

0:24:38 > 0:24:43And, when people come to you, and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love...!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47..is in any way a good idea...

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I want you to tell them your name.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oh, look! I'm angry. That's new.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01I'm really not sure what's going to happen now.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05The anger of a good man is not a problem.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Good men have too many rules.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Good men don't need rules.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Give the order.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Give the order Colonel Run-Away. - BANGING ON THE DOOR

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Who's that, who's there?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47You watch it, cos I'm armed and really dangerous and...cross!

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Yeah. Like I don't know that.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Rory? Rory, is that you.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Yeah, it's me...

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Hang on a minute.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04They took her.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Rory, they took our baby away.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Now, Mrs Williams...

0:26:10 > 0:26:16That is never, ever going to happen.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20BABY CRIES

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Oh, my God.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33- Oh, my God. Where's she been, what have they done to her...- She's fine.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Amy, she's fine, I checked.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38She's beautiful.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Oh, God, I was going to be cool.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I wanted to be cool, look at me.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49You're OK. Crying Roman with a baby, definitely cool.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Come here, you!

0:26:53 > 0:26:58Ugh, kissing and crying, I'll be back in a bit.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Oi! You! Get in here. Now.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11My daughter, what do you think.

0:27:11 > 0:27:17- Hello. Hello, baby.- Melody.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Melody! Hello, Melody Pond! - Melody Williams.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23..is a geography teacher. Melody Pond is a superhero!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26HE INHALES Well, yes, I suppose she does smell nice.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Never really sniffed her, maybe I should give it a go.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Amelia Pond, c'mere!- Doctor!

0:27:32 > 0:27:36- I'm sorry we were so long. - It's OK, I knew you were coming.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- Both of you. My boys! - BABY COOS

0:27:40 > 0:27:45It's OK, she's still all yours. And really you should call her Mummy, not Big Milk Thing.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48OK, what are you doing?

0:27:48 > 0:27:52- I speak Baby. - No, you don't!

0:27:52 > 0:27:56I speak everything... Don't I, Melody Pond?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58BABY COOS

0:27:58 > 0:28:01No, it's not...it's cool!

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Doctor! Take a look. They're leaving.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Demons Run is ours without a drop of blood spilled.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13My friend, you have never risen higher!

0:28:18 > 0:28:20- BABY CRIES - Hey what's wrong?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23She doesn't like the TARDIS noise. I asked him to turn something off,

0:28:23 > 0:28:27but it was all "I don't want to punch a hole in the space-time continuum!".

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Rory! The Judoon have escorted the Clerics out of the quadrant,

0:28:30 > 0:28:32spitfires have returned to their own time,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35and Captain Avery and his men... BABY CONTINUES CRYING

0:28:35 > 0:28:37- Is she all right? - Yes, she's just crying.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Give her to me, human fool. She needs changing.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42I just changed her. I think she might need a feed.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45A feed, of course. I'll take care of everything.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48I really don't think you will, actually.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51I have gene-spliced myself for all nursing duties.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57She's not hungry, she's tired.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Sorry, Melody, they're just not listening.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02What's this?!

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Very pretty, according to your daughter.- It's a...it's a cot.

0:29:06 > 0:29:11No flies on the Roman. Give her here. Hey!

0:29:11 > 0:29:15- There we go? - But where would you get a cot?

0:29:15 > 0:29:17It's old. Really old.

0:29:17 > 0:29:21Doctor...do you have children?

0:29:22 > 0:29:26- No.- Have you ever had children?

0:29:27 > 0:29:31No, it's real, it's my hair.

0:29:31 > 0:29:37- Who slept in here?- Doctor! We need you in the main control room. - Be right there! Things to do...

0:29:37 > 0:29:41I've still got to work out what this base is for. We can't leave till we know.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43But this is where I was?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48The whole time I thought I was on the TARDIS, I was really here.

0:29:48 > 0:29:52Erm... Centurion, permission to hug?

0:29:53 > 0:29:58- Be aware, I do have a sword. - At all times.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04You were on the TARDIS too... your heart, your mind, your soul.

0:30:04 > 0:30:08But physically, yes, you were still in this place.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12And when I saw that face looking through the hatch... that woman looking at me...

0:30:12 > 0:30:17Reality bleeding through. They must have taken you quite a while back. Just before America...

0:30:17 > 0:30:19That's probably enough hugging now.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24So her flesh avatar was with us all that time.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28But that means they were projecting a control signal into the TARDIS. Wherever we were in time and space.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Yeah, they're very clever.- Who are? - Whoever wants our baby.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33- But why do they want her?- Exactly!

0:30:33 > 0:30:37Is there anything you're not telling us?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39You knew Amy wasn't real, you never said.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Well, I couldn't be sure they weren't listening.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44But you always hold out on us. Please, not this time.

0:30:44 > 0:30:48Doctor, it's our baby. Tell us something. One little thing.

0:30:48 > 0:30:52- It's mine.- What is?

0:30:52 > 0:30:56The cot. It's my cot. I slept in there.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Oh, my God. It's the Doctor's first stars.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08She's...

0:31:08 > 0:31:12Drop your weapons. State your rank and intent!

0:31:12 > 0:31:15I found it listening at the door!

0:31:15 > 0:31:18- You've hacked into their software then?- I believe I sold it to them.

0:31:18 > 0:31:23- So what have we learned? - That anger is always the shortest distance to a mistake.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26- I'm sorry? - The words of an old friend...

0:31:26 > 0:31:28who once found me in the London Underground,

0:31:28 > 0:31:32attempting to avenge my sisters on perfectly innocent tunnel diggers.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Well... You were very cross at the time.

0:31:34 > 0:31:38As you were today, old friend. Point taken, I hope.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Now, I have a question. A simple one. Is Melody human?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Sorry, what? Of course she is! HE LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Completely human, what are you talking about?!

0:31:49 > 0:31:52They've been scanning her since she was born

0:31:52 > 0:31:56- and I think they found what they were looking for.- Human DNA.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59Look closer. Human plus.

0:31:59 > 0:32:05Specifically...human plus Time Lord.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I heard her talking... This is a trap.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Why would I lie to you?- You might want to take a look at your uniform.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14The only reason I joined the Clerics was to meet the Doctor again.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18You wanted to meet him, so you joined an army to fight him?

0:32:18 > 0:32:21- Well, how else do you meet a great warrior?- He's not a warrior.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Then why's he called the Doctor?

0:32:28 > 0:32:31It's starting. Please listen to me.

0:32:32 > 0:32:36But she's human. She's Amy and Rory's daughter.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40You told me about your people. They became what they did through prolonged exposure

0:32:40 > 0:32:43to the time vortex. The untempered schism...

0:32:43 > 0:32:46Over billions of years, it didn't just happen.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49So how close is she? Could she even regenerate?

0:32:51 > 0:32:54No, no! I don't think so.

0:32:54 > 0:32:58- You don't sound so sure.- Because I don't understand how this happened!

0:32:58 > 0:33:02- Which leads me to ask... when did it happen?- When?

0:33:03 > 0:33:07I am trying to be delicate... I know how you can blush.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08When did this baby...

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Begin?

0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Oh, you mean...- Quite.

0:33:17 > 0:33:21Well, how would I know? That's all human-y, private stuff, it just sort of...goes on.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25- They don't put up a balloon, or anything.- But could the child have begun on the TARDIS.

0:33:25 > 0:33:29- In flight, in the vortex. - No, no, impossible!

0:33:29 > 0:33:33It's all running about, sexy fish vampires and blowing up stuff.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Then he was dead, then he didn't exist, then he was plastic.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Then I had to reboot the whole universe...long story.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44So technically the first time they were on the TARDIS together,

0:33:44 > 0:33:48- in this version of reality, was on their...- On their what?

0:33:50 > 0:33:51On their wedding night.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54- COMPUTER BEEPS - Confirmed.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57No life forms registering on this base, except us and the Silurians.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01The Headless Monks aren't alive... they don't register as life forms.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Doesn't make sense! You can't just cook yourself a Time Lord.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Of course not. But you gave them one hell of a start.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16And they've been working very hard ever since.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19And yet they gave in so easily. Does this not that bother anyone else?

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Amy! She worried the baby would have a time head. She said that...

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Only you would ignore the instincts of a mother!

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Or the instincts of a coward. This is too easy.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29- There's something wrong. - Why even do it?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Even if you could get your hands on a brand new Time Lord, what for?

0:34:31 > 0:34:33- A weapon?- Why would a Time Lord be a weapon?

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Well...they've seen you.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Me?

0:34:42 > 0:34:45Mr Maldovar, you're right. This was too easy.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48We should get back to the others.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52Me?

0:35:02 > 0:35:05I'd say she's human, going by the life-support software.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09She climbed out of the suit like she forced her way out.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11She must be incredibly strong.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13I see you accessed our files.

0:35:13 > 0:35:19Do you understand yet? Oh, don't worry, I'm a long way away.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23But I like to keep tabs on you. The child then...

0:35:23 > 0:35:27- What do you think? - What is she?- Hope.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32Hope in this endless, bitter war.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36What war? Against who?

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Against you, Doctor.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51What's that?

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Force field.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08And those are the doors...

0:36:08 > 0:36:10locking.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Apparently we're not leaving.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Is that the Monks?

0:36:22 > 0:36:23Oh, dear God...

0:36:23 > 0:36:26that's the attack prayer.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28- Quick, come with me. - Commander Strax!

0:36:28 > 0:36:31I'm trying to seal off this area of the lighting grid.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33This is where we'll make our stand.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36Clear lines of sight on all approaches.

0:36:38 > 0:36:43Rory, no offence to the others, but you let them all die first, OK?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46You're so Scottish.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54Centurion, you're needed.

0:37:00 > 0:37:04There should be some plasma pistols somewhere. They left everything.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Then find them, boy! - She's definitely a girl.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Oh, stop it!

0:37:09 > 0:37:10We don't have to fight.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15I'm friends to the Monks, they know me.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Yeah, and they know you just sold them out to the Doctor.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21Oh, they'll understand. It's only me, only silly old me.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25You understand, don't you?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Mr Maldovar, get back here!

0:37:27 > 0:37:29- Arm yourself, fool! - Dorium!

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Mr Maldovar?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Dorium?

0:37:42 > 0:37:47The child! At all costs, protect the child!

0:37:50 > 0:37:52A child is not a weapon!

0:37:52 > 0:37:53Oh, give us time.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55She can be.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56She will be.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Except you've already lost her,

0:37:58 > 0:38:02and I swear I will never let you anywhere near her again.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Oh, Doctor. Fooling you once was a joy...

0:38:05 > 0:38:09but fooling you twice, the same way,

0:38:09 > 0:38:11it's a privilege.

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Amy...

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Amy!

0:38:17 > 0:38:20BABY CRIES

0:38:30 > 0:38:34RIVER: 'Demons run when a good man goes to war.

0:38:34 > 0:38:39'Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42'Friendship dies and true love lies.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46'Night will fall and the dark will rise

0:38:46 > 0:38:49'when a good man goes to war.'

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Amy!

0:38:51 > 0:38:52'Demons run but count the cost

0:38:52 > 0:38:55'the battle's won but the child is lost.'

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Wakey, wakey!

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Amy!

0:39:04 > 0:39:05Rory!

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Rory!

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Rory!

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Amy, she's not real!

0:39:14 > 0:39:15Melody - she's a flesh avatar.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Amy!

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Amy!

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Amy.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Yeah, we know.

0:39:40 > 0:39:41It's strange.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46I have often dreamed of dying in combat.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51I'm not enjoying it as much as I'd hoped.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Come on, Strax, don't give up.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57It's all right, I've had a good life.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01I'm nearly 12.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05Listen to me. You'll be back on your feet in no time.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06You're a warrior!

0:40:08 > 0:40:09Rory...

0:40:12 > 0:40:13I'm a nurse.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19HE COUGHS FEEBLY

0:40:33 > 0:40:35So they took her anyway.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38All this was for nothing.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41I am so...

0:40:43 > 0:40:44sorry.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Amy...

0:40:47 > 0:40:49it's not his fault.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56I know, I know.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Doctor, there's someone who wants to speak to you.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06Her name is Lorna, she came to warn us.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Hey.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Hello.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Doctor!

0:41:27 > 0:41:31You helped my friends, thank you.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32I met you once.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37In the Gamma Forests.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42You don't remember me.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Hey, of course I remember.

0:41:46 > 0:41:47I remember everyone.

0:41:49 > 0:41:53Hey, we ran, you and me!

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Didn't we run, Lorna?

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Who was she?

0:42:14 > 0:42:16I don't know but she was very brave.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21They're always brave.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27They're always brave.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28So, what now?

0:42:28 > 0:42:32They'd almost certainly have taken her to Earth, raise her

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- in the correct environment. - Yes, they did.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38- And it's already too late. - You're giving up? You never do that.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Don't you sometimes wish I did?

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Well, then, soldier. >

0:42:45 > 0:42:46How goes the day? >

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Where the hell have you been?

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Every time you've asked, I have been there.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59Where the hell were you today?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01I couldn't have prevented this.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03You could've tried!

0:43:03 > 0:43:05And so, my love, could you.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10I know you're not all right.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13But hold tight, Amy, because you're going to be.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16You think I wanted this? I didn't do this.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18This... this wasn't me!

0:43:18 > 0:43:22This was exactly you. All this, all of it.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23You make them so afraid.

0:43:23 > 0:43:29When you began, all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe,

0:43:29 > 0:43:31did you ever think you'd become this?

0:43:31 > 0:43:34The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Doctor?

0:43:39 > 0:43:43The word for healer and wise man, throughout the universe.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46We get that word from you, you know.

0:43:46 > 0:43:51But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean?

0:43:53 > 0:43:56To the people of the Gamma Forests,

0:43:56 > 0:43:58the word "Doctor" means mighty warrior.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01How far you've come.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06And now they've taken a child...

0:44:06 > 0:44:09the child of your best friends...

0:44:09 > 0:44:12and they're going to turn her into a weapon, just to bring you down.

0:44:13 > 0:44:18And all this, my love... in fear of you.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Who are you?

0:44:34 > 0:44:37Oh, look, your cot! Haven't seen that in a very long while.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40No, no, you tell me. Tell me... who you are.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I am telling you.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52Can't you read?

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Hello.

0:45:16 > 0:45:17Hello.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22But... but that means...

0:45:22 > 0:45:23I'm afraid it does.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29Ooh! But you and I, we, we, we, er...

0:45:29 > 0:45:30Yes.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39How do I look?

0:45:41 > 0:45:42Amazing.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44- I'd better be. - Yes, you'd better be.

0:45:44 > 0:45:48Vastra and Jenny, till the next time. Rory and Amy, I'll find your daughter

0:45:48 > 0:45:50and on my life, she will be safe. River, get them all home.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52- Doctor? - No!

0:45:52 > 0:45:55Where are you going? No!

0:46:16 > 0:46:19Where's he going? What did you tell him?

0:46:19 > 0:46:20Amy, you have stay calm.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Tell me what you told the Doctor.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Amy, no, stop it! - It's OK, Rory, she's fine,

0:46:27 > 0:46:31she's good. It's the TARDIS translation matrix, it takes a while

0:46:31 > 0:46:33to kick in with the written word.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35You have to concentrate.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41I still can't read it.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44It's because it's Gallifreyan and doesn't translate.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49But this will.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56It's your daughter's name in the language of the forest.

0:46:56 > 0:46:57I know my daughter's name.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00Except they don't have a word for "pond"

0:47:00 > 0:47:03because the only water in the forest is the river.

0:47:04 > 0:47:08The Doctor will find your daughter

0:47:08 > 0:47:11and he will care for her whatever it takes and I know that.

0:47:22 > 0:47:23It's me.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27I'm Melody.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31I'm your daughter.