Let's Kill Hitler

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Silence will fall.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06The Doctor on the beach was a future version.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08That's still going to happen? He's still going to die?

0:00:08 > 0:00:11- I'm pregnant. - Whatever happens, we will find you.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15'The whole time I thought I was on the TARDIS I was really here?'

0:00:15 > 0:00:17They've taken Amy and our baby. We're going after her.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Amelia Pond! Get your coat!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23- Is Melody human?- Of course she is!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Look closer. Human plus Time Lord.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- What is she? - Hope in this endless, bitter war.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Against who?- Against you, Doctor.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36And now they have taken a child

0:00:36 > 0:00:39and they are going to turn her into a weapon just to bring you down.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Who are you? Why are you in prison, who did you kill?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Tell me who you are.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I am telling you.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Rory and Amy, I know where to find your daughter and, on my life, she will be safe.

0:00:50 > 0:00:55The Doctor will find your daughter and he will care for her whatever it takes.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It's me.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58I'm your daughter.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03BIRDSONG

0:01:09 > 0:01:12ENGINE HUM >

0:01:12 > 0:01:15OK, left, sharp turn!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21OK, right! No, no, no I mean left. No, sorry right, right!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25I definitely meant right.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Now loop the loop!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Stop! Stop!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Seriously?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03You never answer your phone.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07OK, you've had all summer. Have you found her? Have you found Melody?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Permission?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Granted.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17You know who she grows up to be,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20so you know I WILL find her.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21But you haven't yet?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Hang on, what's this bit?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29That wasn't us.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40ENGINE REVS

0:02:42 > 0:02:44ALL: Aaaargh!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03You said he was funny, you never said he was hot.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Mels?- What are you doing here?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Following you, what do you think?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Um, where did you get the car? - It's mine... SIRENS WAIL

0:03:10 > 0:03:15- ..ish.- Oh, Mels, not again? - You can't keep doing this. You'll end up in prison.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Sorry, hello, Doctor not following this. Doctor very lost.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20You never said I was hot?!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Is that the phone box! The bigger-on-the-inside phone box?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Time travel - that's just brilliant.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Yeah, I've heard a lot about you. I'm their best mate. - Then why don't I know you?

0:03:33 > 0:03:38I danced with everyone at the wedding. The women were all brilliant, the men were a bit shy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I don't do weddings.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45And that's me out of time. SIRENS APPROACH

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Mels!- For God's sake! - What are you doing?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I need out of here, now!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Anywhere in particular? - Well, let's see!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54You've got a time machine, I've got a gun.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57What the hell - let's kill Hitler.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Is he hot?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44No, he's funny.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45But how can he travel in time?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Because he's got a time machine, stupid!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I thought we were playing hide and seek.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I've been hiding for hours!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, we just haven't found you yet!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59OK. Hi, Mels.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Hi, Rory.- Mels, did you not understand the question?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm asking you why the Titanic sank?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Because the DOCTOR didn't save it.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Except you don't know about the Doctor because you're stupid!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Why are you always in trouble?

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys. - And you.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I count as a boy.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Am I getting warm?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Yes, Rory.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Mels?- A significant factor in Hitler's rise to power

0:05:32 > 0:05:35was the fact that the Doctor didn't stop him.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37BELL RINGS

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I can't keep doing this!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Mels!

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- It was late, I took a bus.- No, you stole a bus.- Who steals a BUS?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I returned it.- You drove it through the botanical garden.- Short cut.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Why can't you just act like a person?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Like a normal LEGAL person?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I don't know, maybe I need a Doctor.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Stop it!- Er...I'd better go, I'm on earlies tomorrow.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12It's all right for you. You've got Mr Perfect keeping you right.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I wasn't talking about him.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20What, Rory?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22How have I GOT Rory?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah, how...how's she got me?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- He's not mine.- No. No, I'm not hers.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Oh, come on! Seriously, it's got to be you two.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, cut to the song, it's getting boring.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Nice thought, OK? But completely impossible.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yeah, impossible!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I mean, I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favourite guy, but he's, you know?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- A friend.- Gay.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I'm not gay.- Yes, you are.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56No. No, I'm not.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Course you are, don't be stupid!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01In the time I've known you, when've you shown any interest in a GIRL?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Penny in the air! - I've known you for, what, 10 years?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I've seen you practically every day.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Name one girl you've paid the SLIGHTEST bit of attention to?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, my God!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Rory!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26And the penny drops!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Rory!- Catch you later, Time Boy!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- GUNSHOT - You've shot it!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36You shot my TARDIS!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39You shot the console!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- It's your fault!- Argh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43How's it my fault?!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You said guns didn't work in this place.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- You said we're in a state of temporal grace.- That was a clever lie,

0:07:49 > 0:07:53you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a clever lie!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56SCREAMING

0:08:11 > 0:08:13MECHANICAL WHIRRING

0:08:17 > 0:08:19OK, we like him.

0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Costume want to know about the suit. - Colour, shape, nothing detachable. - Musculature good.- That was quick.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Showing off. Art department want to talk skin tone.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yes, I do. I don't trust sensors, I want to take a look myself.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33We're in a hurry, we're not trying to win an award.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- That's what you said when we made Rasputin green!- OK, get your fat one up there.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Run!- Yes, Captain.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Harriet's going to eyeball.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Everyone else, good to go, please!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54What do you want?

0:09:02 > 0:09:03What are you doing?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Musculature on line.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Five foot 11, confirmed.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12RUSTLING CRACKLE

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Harriet, are you up there yet?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18BEEPING

0:09:18 > 0:09:20BUZZERS BLARE

0:09:20 > 0:09:24AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Welcome. You are unauthorised. Your death will now be implemented.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Harriet, have you updated your privileges?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yes, of course I have!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Look, I'm staff, see? Look, staff!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37'You are authorised. Your existence will continue.'

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I don't understand.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- 'Harriet, shift!' - Five seconds to eyeball.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Shades 44 to 89, peaking at 60.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Standard density. He's sweating a bit, so compensate.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Wh-What are you?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18'All hands, prepare for tessellation. Prepare for tessellation.'

0:10:24 > 0:10:26GASPS

0:10:44 > 0:10:45SIGHS

0:10:48 > 0:10:51OK, clean up.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Aaaargh!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58PANTS

0:10:58 > 0:11:01ELECTRONIC ZAPPING

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Who is he? - Eric Zimmerman.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Loyal member of the Nazi Party, guilty of Category Three hate crimes.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Well, then. Leave him to the Antibodies.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28ELECTRONIC BUZZING

0:11:33 > 0:11:37ROBOTIC VOICE: 'Welcome. You are unauthorised.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40'Your death will now be implemented.'

0:11:40 > 0:11:41HE WHIMPERS

0:11:41 > 0:11:45'Welcome. You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48'Remain calm while your life is extracted.'

0:11:48 > 0:11:49ZIMMERMAN SCREAMS

0:12:01 > 0:12:03What do you want?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Who let you in here?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15What's wrong with the shock absorbers?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Problem in the knees.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Let's hope we don't have to run.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Do not call for help.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27This room has been sound screened.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30You have been found guilty.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Justice mode activating.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35PAINED YELLS

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Hang on! This is 1938.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39We're too early, we need to go later in his time stream.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Something else! We've got incoming!

0:12:41 > 0:12:42On screen!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47What the hell is that?

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Out, out, out! Everybody out. Don't breathe the smoke, just get out!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Where are we?- A room.- What room?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I don't know! I haven't memorised every room in the universe.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I had yesterday off. Mels, don't go in there!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Bad smoke! Don't breathe the bad, bad, smoke. Bad, deadly smoke,

0:13:17 > 0:13:19because somebody shot my TARDIS!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Doctor, this guy, I think he's hurt.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Transmit normal life signs!

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Artificial gravity holding. We should get upright when we can.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30No, hang on. No, he's...he's fine.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Ooh, hello!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Sorry, is this your office? Had a sort of collision with my vehicle.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Faults on both sides, let's say no more about...

0:13:44 > 0:13:47..it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Is that...?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54No, it can't be, Doctor?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Thank you. Whoever you are, I think you have just saved my life.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Believe me...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04it was an accident.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09What is this thing?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12What did he mean we saved his life? We could not have saved Hitler.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17You see? You see, time travel, it never goes to plan.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19This box, what is it?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26It's a police telephone box from London, England.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29That's right, Adolf, the British are coming!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, stop him!

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Damage report! Damage report!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Sit still, shut up.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Are you OK?- Yes, yes. - Yes. I'm fine.- I think he missed.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- He was going to kill me. - Shut up, Hitler!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Right, putting Hitler in the cupboard.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard. Come on.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05But I am the Fuhrer!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Right, in you go!

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Who are you?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- DOCTOR:- Are you OK? - Sir, what do we do know?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Suggestion, we should go into surveillance mode.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Agreed. Let's faint.- Oh, I...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I think he just fainted.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Yes, that was a faint.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32A perfect faint.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Mels?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Hitler...

0:15:36 > 0:15:37What about him?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Lousy shot.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Mels! Mels!- Rory!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45No, no, no! I've got to stop the bleeding!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Sir, that blue box...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I've got a match.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52We're trying to bag war criminals,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55we've got the biggest one ever right under our noses.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Forget Hitler. We take this one down, the Justice Department

0:15:59 > 0:16:01will give us the rest of the year off.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Are you sure?- There's no question.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's her.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09How bad is it? Rory, what can we do?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Just keep her conscious! Stay with us, Mels.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hey, look at me. Just hold on.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I used to dream about you.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23- All those stories Amy told me. - What stories? Tell me what stories. Vampires in Venice, that's a belter.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26When I was little,

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I was going to marry you.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Good idea, let's get married. You live and I'll marry you, deal? Deal?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Shouldn't you ask my parents?- Soon as you're well, I'll get on the phone.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Might as well do it now,

0:16:39 > 0:16:41since they're both right here.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Penny in the air.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Penny drops!

0:17:01 > 0:17:06- What the hell's going on? - Back! Back! Back! Get back!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Last time I did this, I ended up a toddler.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11In the middle of New York.

0:17:11 > 0:17:17- OK, Doctor, explain what is happening? Please! - Mels. Short for..?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Melody. - Yeah, I named my daughter after her.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You named your daughter...

0:17:22 > 0:17:24after your daughter.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Took me years to find you two.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm so glad I did.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34And, you see, it all worked out in the end, didn't it?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- You got to raise me after all. - You're Melody?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- But if she's Melody, that means she's also...- Shut up, Dad!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I'm focussing on a dress size.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Argh!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh! Oh!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oh!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Whoo!

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Right, let's see, then.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Ooh, it's all going on down there, isn't it?

0:18:14 > 0:18:19The hair! Oh! The hair, it just doesn't stop, does it?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Look at that!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Everything changes!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, but I love it, I love it!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm all sort of...

0:18:28 > 0:18:30mature!

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Hello, Benjamin!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36(Who's Benjamin?)

0:18:36 > 0:18:38The teeth!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41The teeth, the teeth!

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Oh, look at them!

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Watch out! That bow tie!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Excuse me, you lot, I need to weigh myself!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00That's Melody?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03That's River Song.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Who's River Song?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Spoilers.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Spoilers? What's spoilers?

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Hang on, just something I have to check!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult?

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.- Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- That's not helping.- This isn't the River Song we know yet.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29This is her right at the start.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Doesn't even know her name.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33< Ah, that's magnificent!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40I'm going to wear LOTS of jodhpurs!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43That's her, all right.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Melody Pond -

0:19:46 > 0:19:49the woman who kills the Doctor.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Well, now, enough of all that!

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Down to business.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Oh, hello. I thought we were getting married.

0:19:55 > 0:20:01- I told you, I'm not a wedding person. - Doctor, what's she doing? - What she's programmed to.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Where'd she get the gun? - Hello, Benjamin.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Hello, Benjamin!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You noticed! BARREL CLICKS

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Of course I noticed.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25As soon as I knew you were coming, I tidied up a bit.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26I know you did.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Watch out, that bow tie!

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I know you know.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Goodness, is killing you going to take all day?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Why? Are you busy?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, I'm not complaining.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51- If you were in a hurry, you could've killed me in the cornfield. - We'd only just met.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I'm a psychopath. I'm not rude.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03You were not a psychopath!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Why would she be a psychopath?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Oh, Mummy, Mummy, pay attention.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12I was trained and conditioned for one purpose.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13I was born to kill the Doctor.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Demons Run, remember? This is what they were building,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20my bespoke psychopath.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I'm all yours, sweetie.- Only River Song gets to call me that.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- And who is River Song?- An old friend of mine.- Stupid name.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Oh, look at that!

0:21:31 > 0:21:37Berlin on the eve of war. A whole world about to tear itself apart.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Now that's my kind of town.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Mum, Dad, don't follow me.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46And, yes, that is a warning.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48No warning for me, then?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50No need, my love.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51The deed is done

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and so are you.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Doctor, what's wrong?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59What have you done? River!

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Oh, River, River, River! More than a friend, I think.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04What have you done?!

0:22:04 > 0:22:08It was never going to be a gun for you, Doctor,

0:22:08 > 0:22:15the man of peace who understands every kind of warfare, except,

0:22:15 > 0:22:16perhaps, the cruellest.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm all yours, sweetie.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Kiss, kiss.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30- What's wrong with you? What's she done to you? - Poisoned me...but I'm fine.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35- Well, no, I'm dying, but I've got a plan.- What plan?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm not dying. See, fine!

0:22:37 > 0:22:42Scanning him. He's dying all right.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43But he can't be.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47OK, what do we do? How do we help you?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Take this! The TARDIS can home in on it.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Now, go, get after her!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oi!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59SOLDIERS SPEAK IN GERMAN

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Halt!

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Hello, boys!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06You said the smoke was deadly.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- The smoke's fine. The poison will kill me first. Now, get after River! - I don't understand, OK?

0:23:10 > 0:23:15- One minute she's going to marry you and then kill you.- Ah, she's been brainwashed, it makes sense to her.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Plus, she is a woman. Oh, shut up, I'm dying.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Extractor fans on!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh! That works!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28What are you doing here?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32Well, I was off to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I thought, "Gosh,

0:23:32 > 0:23:36"the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Who's with me?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Shoot her.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- No! - MACHINE-GUN FIRE

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Tip for you all -

0:23:46 > 0:23:51never shoot a girl while she's regenerating.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Aaaargh!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56SHE LAUGHS

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Ah!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Now, that hit the spot.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Thanks, boys!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Call me.- What are you doing?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10New body, new town. I'm going shopping!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Look, I know how this looks,

0:24:20 > 0:24:23but let me explain everything from the beginning.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Heil!- Heil!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Come on!

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Can you ride a motorbike? - I expect so. It's that sort of day.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47OK, this time let's do the bike, too.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53You see, he can't be dying.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56But the Doctor is deceased. We have his records.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00But he doesn't die here. He dies in Utah, by Lake Silencio, April the 22nd, 2011.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Time can be rewritten. Remember Kennedy?

0:25:02 > 0:25:07This can't. It's a confirmed fixed point. The Doctor must always die exactly then.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- He always has and he always will. - Then someone's screwed up

0:25:09 > 0:25:11because he's dying right now.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14I'm shutting down.

0:25:14 > 0:25:19Going to need an interface. Voice interface. Come on, emergency.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21'Voice interface enabled.'

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, no, no, no, no! Give me someone I like.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Oh, thanks(!) Give me guilt(!)

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Also guilt!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38More guilt.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Come on, there must be someone left in the universe

0:25:41 > 0:25:43I haven't screwed up yet.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47'Voice interface enabled.'

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oh!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, Amelia Pond

0:25:54 > 0:25:57before I got it all wrong.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59My sweet little Amelia.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03'I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.'

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Hey, let's run away and have adventures. Come along, Pond.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08'I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.'

0:26:08 > 0:26:11You are SO Scottish. How am I doing?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15'Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18'You will be dead in 32 minutes.'

0:26:18 > 0:26:21OK, so, basically better regenerate, that's what you're saying?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22'Regeneration disabled.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25'You will be dead in 32 minutes.'

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Unless I'm cured, yeah? - 'There is no cure.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29'You will be dead in 32 minutes.'

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Why do you keep saying that?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33'Because you will be dead in 32 minutes.'

0:26:33 > 0:26:35You see, there you go again.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Basically skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely fine.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- Scottish, that's all I'm saying. - 'You will be fine for 31 minutes.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45'You will be dead in 32 minutes.'

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Scotland's never conquered anywhere. Not even a Shetland.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51River needs me. She's only just beginning, I can't die now.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55'You will not die now. You will die in 32 minutes.'

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I'm going out in the first round. Ringing any bells? Argh!

0:27:01 > 0:27:05OK, need something for the pain now.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Come on, Amelia. It's me.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Please.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14'I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.'

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Amelia, listen to me...

0:27:18 > 0:27:20..I can be brave for you

0:27:20 > 0:27:23but you have got to tell me how.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- 'I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.'- Amelia...

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Amelia, please...

0:27:33 > 0:27:35'Fish fingers and custard.'

0:27:37 > 0:27:39What did you say?

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Fish fingers and custard!

0:27:48 > 0:27:51DOCTOR LAUGHS

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Oh, Amelia Pond.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57Fish fingers and custard!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Fish...

0:28:00 > 0:28:01..fingers...

0:28:01 > 0:28:03and...

0:28:03 > 0:28:06CUSTARD!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYS

0:28:08 > 0:28:09PEOPLE CHATTER

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Ist gut?

0:28:23 > 0:28:24MACHINE-GUN FIRE

0:28:24 > 0:28:26PEOPLE SCREAM

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Ladies and gentlemen...

0:28:33 > 0:28:35..I don't have a thing to wear.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Take off your clothes.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45OK, all of Berlin, how do we find her?

0:28:45 > 0:28:47I don't know. Look for clues.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Clues? What kind of clues?! - Shut up...

0:28:49 > 0:28:50PEOPLE SCREAM

0:28:53 > 0:28:55OK.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Now, look at that!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Now that's fun...

0:29:11 > 0:29:13from EVERY angle!

0:29:17 > 0:29:21Now, dear, I told you not to follow me.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31OK. OK, I am trapped inside

0:29:31 > 0:29:34a giant robot replica of my wife.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37(I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.)

0:29:37 > 0:29:41- How can we be in here?- Umm... - How do we fit?

0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Miniaturisation ray. - How would you know that?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48- Well, there was a ray and we were miniaturised.- All right.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51ELECTRONIC BUZZING ROBOTIC VOICE: 'Welcome.

0:29:51 > 0:29:55'You are unauthorised. Your death will now be implemented.'

0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Um...what's that? - Er, I don't know, it's in YOUR head.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01'Please remain calm while your life is terminated.'

0:30:01 > 0:30:04- We come in peace!- When has that ever worked?- Oh, shut up!

0:30:04 > 0:30:08'Please co-operate in your officially sanctioned termination.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11'It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.'

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Stop or I sonic.- What are you doing? Psychic interface,

0:30:14 > 0:30:17- just point and think.- I know, but what do I think?- I don't know!

0:30:17 > 0:30:18CRACKLING ELECTRONIC BUZZ

0:30:18 > 0:30:22It's OK. Stay still and don't move.

0:30:23 > 0:30:27Privileges activated. See? Activated.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30'You are authorised. Your existence will continue.'

0:30:30 > 0:30:33You can put your hands down.

0:30:33 > 0:30:37This is Justice Department Vehicle 6018.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41You're not guilty of anything. Welcome aboard the Teselecta.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45I might take the age down a little,

0:30:45 > 0:30:48just gradually, to freak people out.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50You killed the Doctor.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Oh, yes, I know, dear. I hope you're not going to keep on about it.

0:30:53 > 0:30:59Oh, regeneration, it's a whole new colouring to work with.

0:31:01 > 0:31:02MECHANICAL WHIRRING

0:31:02 > 0:31:07'You killed the Doctor on the orders of the movement known as the Silence and Academy of the Question.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09'You accept and know this to be true?'

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Quite honestly, I don't really remember. It was all a bit of jumble.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16No! No!

0:31:16 > 0:31:19Get off me!

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Sorry, did you say she killed the Doctor? The Doctor?

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Doctor who?

0:31:30 > 0:31:32- You said he was dying.- He is!

0:31:32 > 0:31:36- When you're done here, your memories will be wiped and you'll be able...- Doctor?

0:31:36 > 0:31:40You're dying and you stopped to change?

0:31:40 > 0:31:44Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any.

0:31:44 > 0:31:48Time is not the boss of you - Rule 408.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52Amelia Pond, judgment death machine. Why am I not surprised?

0:31:52 > 0:31:55- Sonic cane!- Are you serious?

0:31:55 > 0:31:59'Never knowingly. Never knowingly be serious.'

0:31:59 > 0:32:03Rule 27. You might want to write these down.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07Oh, it's a robot! With 423 life signs inside.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11A robot... worked by tiny people.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16Love it! But how do you all get in there, though? Bigger on the inside?

0:32:16 > 0:32:21No, basic miniaturisation sustained by a compression field.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Oh, watch what you eat, it'll get you every time.

0:32:24 > 0:32:29'Amy, if you and Rory are OK, signal me.'

0:32:29 > 0:32:30SONIC SCREWDRIVER BUZZES

0:32:30 > 0:32:32'Thanking you.'

0:32:32 > 0:32:36- Why did you do that?- Argh!

0:32:36 > 0:32:40Oops, sorry, leg went to sleep.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Just had a quick left leg power nap, I forgot I had one scheduled.

0:32:43 > 0:32:48Actually, better sit down, I think I heard the right one yawning.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Don't you touch her! Do not harm her in any way.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Why would you care? she is the women who kills you.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03I'm not dead.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05'You're dying.'

0:33:05 > 0:33:09Well, at least I'm not a time-travelling shape-shifting robot

0:33:09 > 0:33:12operated by miniaturised cross people,

0:33:12 > 0:33:16which, I have got to admit, I didn't see coming.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18What do you want with her?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19'She's Melody Pond.'

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- VOICE OVERLAIN WITH AMY'S: - According to records,

0:33:22 > 0:33:26- the woman who kills the Doctor.- I'm the Doctor, what's it to you?

0:33:29 > 0:33:34Throughout history, many criminals have gone unpunished in their lifetimes.

0:33:34 > 0:33:38Time travel has...responsibilities.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43What? You got yourselves time travel,

0:33:43 > 0:33:47so you decided to punish dead people(?)

0:33:47 > 0:33:52We don't kill them. We extract them near the end of their established timelines.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54And then what?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Give them hell.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05I'd ask you who you think you are, but the answer is pretty obvious.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09So, who do you think I am?

0:34:10 > 0:34:14"The woman who killed the Doctor".

0:34:14 > 0:34:19It sounds like you've got my biography in there. I'd love a peek.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Our records office is sealed to the public.

0:34:22 > 0:34:27- Foreknowledge is dangerous. - I'll be dead in three minutes. There isn't much left.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Sorry, can't do that.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31That man is my best friend.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33That woman is my daughter.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37You give him anything he wants.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40If she's family, she has privileges.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Say, "Access personal records, the Doctor".

0:34:49 > 0:34:53- Access personal records, the Doctor. - 'Records available.'

0:34:57 > 0:34:58Question.

0:35:00 > 0:35:01I'm dying...

0:35:01 > 0:35:03who wants me dead?

0:35:03 > 0:35:04'The Silence.'

0:35:04 > 0:35:08What is the Silence? Why is it called that? What does it mean?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10'The Silence is not a species.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12'It is a religious order, or movement.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15'Their belief is that silence will fall when the question is asked.'

0:35:15 > 0:35:18- What question?- 'The first question.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22'The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.'

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Yes, but what is the question?

0:35:27 > 0:35:28'Unknown.'

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge!

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Call yourself a Records... Argh!

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Argh!

0:35:37 > 0:35:42Kidneys are always the first to quit. I've had better, you know.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44OK, he's finished.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47Oh, my God!

0:35:47 > 0:35:49- MAN:- Well, then, let's do what we do.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Give her hell.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55Argh!

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Amy!

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Rory! Amy,

0:35:59 > 0:36:03- 'can you hear me?'- Yeah.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09You can talk to him.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13What do we do? This is me. This is me actually talking.

0:36:13 > 0:36:19- What do we do?- Just stop them. She's your daughter, just stop them.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21- How, how? How?- Just do it!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Privileges activated, see?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28'She's your daughter. Just stop them.'

0:36:34 > 0:36:37- What are you doing?- Pointing and thinking. Get ready to run.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41BUZZING AND BEEPING

0:36:41 > 0:36:45'You are unauthorised. Your death will now be implemented.'

0:36:45 > 0:36:50- OK, Captain, release her now, or I take down the whole Teselecta.- Amy?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52You can't.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54They can!

0:36:55 > 0:36:59BUZZING AND BEEPING

0:37:01 > 0:37:02Rory, go!

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- ROBOTIC VOICE: 'All privileges withdrawn.'- What have you done?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08'All life forms prepare for immediate decease.

0:37:08 > 0:37:12'You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.'

0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Shut it down!- I'm trying! - Shut everything down!

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Please, now we have to save your parents.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Don't run.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33Now, I know you're scared, but never run when you're scared. Rule 7.

0:37:33 > 0:37:34Please.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37'Remain calm while your life is extracted.'

0:37:37 > 0:37:42- Run! Keep running.- Where?- I don't know, just run!- Mothership!

0:37:42 > 0:37:47Mothership, get us out of here! Emergency beam up now! Everyone!

0:37:52 > 0:37:54'Only two life forms remain.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57'This will be rectified.'

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Where did everyone go? - How can they just disappear?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Doctor, can you help us?

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Doctor? Doctor, help us!

0:38:09 > 0:38:11- AMY VIA DOPPELGANGER: - 'Doctor, help us!

0:38:12 > 0:38:14'Doctor, please!

0:38:34 > 0:38:38'Doctor! Help!'

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Look at you.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42You still care.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44'Doctor! Help!

0:38:44 > 0:38:46'Doctor, help us! Please help us.'

0:38:47 > 0:38:49It's impressive, I'll give you that.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52River, please...

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Again?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Who is this River?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01She's got to be a woman, am I right?

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Help me.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Save Amy and Rory. Help me.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Tell me about her.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Go on.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Aaargh...just...

0:39:19 > 0:39:21..help me.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30PANEL BEEPS

0:39:33 > 0:39:36'You are unauthorised. You are unauthorised.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38'Your death will now be implemented.'

0:39:38 > 0:39:44ROBOTIC VOICES ECHO

0:39:44 > 0:39:46I love you.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47I love you too.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49'You are unauthorised.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52'You are unauthorised. You are unauthorised.

0:39:52 > 0:39:58'Your death will now be implemented. Your death will now be implemented.'

0:39:58 > 0:40:02Doctor? Doctor, he did it.

0:40:02 > 0:40:03He did it!

0:40:03 > 0:40:05THEY LAUGH

0:40:10 > 0:40:13I seem to be able to fly her.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16She showed me how,

0:40:16 > 0:40:18she taught me.

0:40:20 > 0:40:25The Doctor says I'm the child of the TARDIS.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28What does he mean?

0:40:29 > 0:40:30Where is he?

0:40:36 > 0:40:40You can't die now. I know you don't die now.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Oh, Pond! You've got a schedule for everything.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47But it doesn't make any sense.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Doctor, what do we do? Come on.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53How do we help you?

0:40:53 > 0:40:55No, sorry, Rory. You can't.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Nobody can.

0:40:59 > 0:41:04Ponds, listen to me, I need to talk to your daughter.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Find her.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Find River Song

0:41:29 > 0:41:31and tell her something from me.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Tell her what?

0:41:36 > 0:41:41HE WHISPERS

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Well, I'm sure she knows.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Who's River Song?

0:42:23 > 0:42:27Are you still working because I'm still a relative?

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Access files on River Song.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31'Records available.'

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Show me her. Show me River Song.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07What did he say?

0:43:07 > 0:43:12The Doctor gave you a message for River Song. What was it?

0:43:18 > 0:43:20What's happening?

0:43:20 > 0:43:22River, what are you doing?

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Just tell me.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29The Doctor,

0:43:29 > 0:43:31is he worth it?

0:43:33 > 0:43:34Yes. Yes,

0:43:34 > 0:43:36he is.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55River? No!

0:43:55 > 0:43:58What are you doing?

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Hello, sweetie.

0:44:30 > 0:44:31Hey.

0:44:33 > 0:44:34Hey.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40- Where am I?- You're safe now.

0:44:40 > 0:44:45Apparently, you used all your remaining regenerations in one go.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47You shouldn't have done that.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Mother, I had to try.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53I know.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55He said no-one could save him

0:44:55 > 0:44:59but he must have known I could.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01Rule one.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05The Doctor lies.

0:45:09 > 0:45:10She just needs to rest.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12She'll be absolutely fine.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16No, she won't.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20She will be...

0:45:20 > 0:45:21amazing.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38- So that's it? We leave her there? - Sisters of the Infinite Schism,

0:45:38 > 0:45:41greatest hospital in the universe.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Yeah, but she's our daughter.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Doctor, she's River and she's our daughter.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47Amy, I know.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50But we have to let her make her own way now.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52We have too much foreknowledge.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57Dangerous thing, foreknowledge.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59- What's that?- Nothing.

0:45:59 > 0:46:04- Just some data from the Teselecta. Very boring.- Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you?

0:46:04 > 0:46:08Well, she did, and then used her remaining lives to bring me back.

0:46:08 > 0:46:12As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.

0:46:12 > 0:46:17But that stuff that they put in her head, is that gone now?

0:46:17 > 0:46:23The River that we know in the future, she is in prison for murder.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25Whose murder?

0:46:35 > 0:46:38- Will we see her again? - Oh, she'll come looking for us.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40Yeah, but how? How do people even look for you?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Oh, Pond!

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Haven't you figured that one out yet?

0:46:52 > 0:46:54So, then, tell me...

0:46:56 > 0:46:59..why do you want to study archaeology?

0:46:59 > 0:47:04Well, to be perfectly honest, Professor,

0:47:04 > 0:47:06I'm looking for a good man.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12(Please save me from the monsters.)

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- Tell me about George. - He's scared of everything.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20George! You have to face your fears! You have to face them now!

0:47:23 > 0:47:25We're dead, again!

0:47:25 > 0:47:28You see these eyes? They're old eyes.

0:47:28 > 0:47:33The one thing I can tell you - monsters are real.

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