0:00:17 > 0:00:19Danger!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21This is a warning.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23A warning to the whole world.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You're looking for Wi-Fi.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And sometimes you see something...
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..a bit like this.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Don't click it. Do. Not. Click. It.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Once you've clicked it, they're in your computer.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51They can see you.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54And if they can see you, they might choose you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58And if they do...you die.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Within 24 hours, you're dead.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04For a while.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07People's souls are being uploaded to the internet.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Some people get stuck. Their minds, their souls, trapped in the Wi-Fi.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Like echoes. Like ghosts.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I don't know where I am!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Sometimes you can hear their screams.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21On the radio. On the telly. On the net.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- I don't know where I am! - I don't know where I am!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26This is real. This is not a hoax.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I, I don't know where I am! - Or a joke.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Doko?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Or a story. - I don't know where I am!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35This is real, and I know that, because...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I don't know where I am.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Please, if you can hear me...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44If you can hear me,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I don't know where I am.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- ECHOES: I don't know where I am! - I don't know where I am!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- I don't know where I am! - I don't know where I am!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Wake the abbot. The bells of St John are ringing!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54We must go to him!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04They call him the mad monk, don't they?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08They shouldn't. He's definitely not a monk.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:03:12 > 0:03:17I'm sorry to intrude. The bells of St John are ringing.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm going to need a horse!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Is that her?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42The woman twice dead,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44and her final message.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50He has withdrawn to this place of peace and solitude
0:03:50 > 0:03:52that he might divine her meaning.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56If he truly is mad, then this is his madness.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Angie, is the internet working?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Trying to phone the helpline, they won't answer.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- It's working for me. - Can I use it when you're finished?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10More than one person can use the internet at a time, Clara.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You done your homework? - Shut up, you're not my mum!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14And I'm not trying to be. OK?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Right, yes! Angie's probably fine on her own,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21you could probably have the night off.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'm OK, I'll be upstairs trying to figure out my computer.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Anyway, the adverts are in, so hopefully we'll find someone.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm here as long as you need me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Good! Right, come on, Artie, time to go.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What chapter you on?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Ten.- 11's the best. You'll cry your eyes out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Artie! >
0:04:41 > 0:04:47Oh, come on, just answer! Just pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16PHONE RINGS
0:05:19 > 0:05:21PHONE RINGS
0:05:36 > 0:05:38RINGING CONTINUES
0:05:38 > 0:05:41That is not supposed to happen.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Hello?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Ah, hello. I can't find the internet.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I'm sorry?- It's gone, the internet. Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05The internet?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yes, the internet. Why don't I have the internet?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's 1207.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I've got 3.30. Am I phoning a different time zone?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yeah, you really sort of are.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Will it show up on the bill?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh, I dread to think. Listen, where did you get this number?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Woman in the shop wrote it down.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's the helpline, isn't it? She said it was the best
0:06:26 > 0:06:29helpline out there. In the universe, she said.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30What woman? Who was she?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I dunno, the woman in the shop.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34So, why isn't there internet?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Shouldn't it just sort of...be there?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Look, listen, I'm not actually...this isn't...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44You have clicked on the Wi-Fi button, haven't you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Hang on. Erm...
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Wi-Fi?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Click on the Wi-Fi.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55You'll see a list of names. Is there one you recognise?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's asking me for a password.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Is it OK if I go and see Nina? You can call her mum.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sure. What's the password for the internet?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Rycbar123.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06How am I supposed to remember that?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is it an evil spirit?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12It's a woman.
0:07:13 > 0:07:20Hang on. Just a mo. Run. You. Clever. Boy. And. Remember.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22One!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Run, you clever boy...
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Two!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30..And remember.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Three!- What did you say?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34LAPTOP BEEPS
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Don't shout, you made me type it wrong.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39It's thrown me out again. What do I do, how do I get back in?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57It was just a thing to remember the password.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Run, You Clever Boy And Remember. Oh, hang on!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03VOICES CHATTERING
0:08:10 > 0:08:13DOORBELL RINGING Hello, yes, I hear you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yep. Uh-huh. Hello?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Clara? Clara Oswald?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Hello?- Clara Oswin Oswald?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Just Clara Oswald. What was that middle one?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Do you remember me?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32No. Should I? Who are you?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34The Doctor. No? The Doctor?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Doctor who?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39No, just the Doctor.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Actually, sorry, could you just ask me that again?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Could I what?- Could you just ask me that question again?- Doctor who?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47OK, just once more.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Doctor who?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, yeah. Oh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53D'you know, I never realised
0:08:53 > 0:08:56how much I enjoy hearing that said out loud.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Thank you.- OK.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Hey, no! Clara, please. Clara, I need to talk to you!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Listen, please.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Clara Oswald.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12We've got a positive lock on her, but I think she's borderline.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Very clever, but no computer skills.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Upload her anyway, splice her a computer skills package.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'll activate a Spoonhead.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Alexei, we call them servers, not Spoonheads.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Sorry, Miss Kizlet.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm ever so fond of Alexei,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30but my conscience says we should probably kill him.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I'll inform HR.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Actually, he's about to go on holiday.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Kill him when he gets back - let's not be unreasonable.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Didn't you want to speak to me?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43We're uploading too many people, too quickly. We're going to get noticed.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47If your conscience is bothering you, think of it like this.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51We're preserving living minds in permanent form in the data cloud.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55It's like immortality. Only fatal.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56My conscience is fine.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Good. Because our client has his needs.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Did you just hack me?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Because you changed your mind?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I hope I did.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Please! I just need to speak to you!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Why are you still here? Why are you here at all?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42You phoned me. You were looking for the internet.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- That was you?- Course it was me.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46How did you get here so fast?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I just happened to be in the neighbourhood. On my mobile phone.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53When you say "mobile phone", why do you point at that blue box?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58OK, we're finished now.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oi, no, look...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04DOOR CLOSES
0:11:06 > 0:11:07FLOORBOARDS CREAK
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Angie?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Angie, are you upstairs?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Angie, are you still here?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Hello.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Hello.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Are you a friend of Angie's?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I'm a friend of Angie's.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45What were you doing upstairs?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I was upstairs.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I know you, don't I?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You know me...don't you?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09WHIRRING
0:12:13 > 0:12:15CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Right, don't be a monk.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Monks are not cool!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ah-ha!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Clara?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- HE KNOCKS ON DOOR - Clara?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Hello?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16See? Look, it's me! De-monked.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Sensible clothes. Erm, can I come in now?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I don't understand.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Could you just open the door? - I don't know...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Of course you can!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27..where I am.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I don't know where I am.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Where am I? Please tell me where I am!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Clara! Clara?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I don't know where I am!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I don't understand. I don't know where I am!
0:13:45 > 0:13:50I don't know where I am! I don't understand! I don't know where I am!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Where am I? I don't know where I am.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I don't know where I am.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05BEEPING
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I've got a problem!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11ELECTRONIC CRACKLING
0:14:14 > 0:14:16A walking base station.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20A walking Wi-Fi base station, hoovering up data.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Hoovering up people!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Oh, no, you don't.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Oh, no, you don't.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36It's like someone is trying to reverse an upload.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Is that possible?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41If the upload isn't fully integrated yet - in theory, yes.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46BEEPING
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Oh, my God.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Not this time, Clara, I promise you.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Can you stop this?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09No!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:15:28 > 0:15:30SHE MOANS AND COUGHS
0:15:30 > 0:15:35It's OK, it's OK. You're fine, you're back. Yes, you are.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Yes, you are.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Well?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Our hacker sent us a message.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I assume he's talking about the girl.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Get out. I have to speak to the client.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Sir. The one you told me about. He's here.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16The Doctor is here.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56DOOR CLOSES
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Hello?
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Hello. Are you all right?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I'm in bed.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Yes.- Don't remember going.- No.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18What did I miss?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, quite a lot, actually.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Angie called, she's going to stay over at Nina's.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Apparently that's all completely fine and you shouldn't
0:18:26 > 0:18:29worry like you always do, for God's sake, get off her back.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Also, your dad phoned. Mainly about the government.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35He seems very cross with them, I've got several pages on that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36I said I'd look into it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I fixed that rattling noise in the washing machine,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41indexed the kitchen cupboards, optimised the photosynthesis
0:18:41 > 0:18:43in the main flowerbed and assembled the quadrocycle.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Assembled the what?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I found a disassembled quadrocycle in the garage.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I don't think you did.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52(I invented the quadrocycle!)
0:18:56 > 0:18:57What happened to me?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Don't you remember?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I was scared. Really scared.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I didn't know where I was.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Do you know now?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Yes.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Well, then, you should go to sleep, because you're safe now, I promise.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Goodnight, Clara.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Are you guarding me?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, yes. Yes, I am.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37SHE GIGGLES
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Are you seriously going to sit down there all night?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yes. I promise. I won't budge from this spot.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Well, then. I'll have to come to you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Eh?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I take it the girl's inside. And alive?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Yes.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02Alexei, I need you to do something creative about that.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06CLICKING AND BEEPING
0:20:09 > 0:20:10I like your house.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It isn't mine, I'm a friend of the family.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Do you look after the kids?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, yes, you're a governess, aren't you, just like...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Just like what?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Just like...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23..I thought you probably would be.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Are you going to explain what happened to me?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31There's something in the Wi-Fi.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- OK.- This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38We're living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi,
0:20:40 > 0:20:44harvesting human minds, extracting them.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Imagine that.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web,
0:20:51 > 0:20:56stuck for ever, crying out for help.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Isn't that basically Twitter?
0:21:06 > 0:21:07What's that face for?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09A computer can hack another computer.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12A living, sentient computer...
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Maybe that could hack people. Edit them. Rewrite them.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Why would you say that?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Because a few hours ago you knew nothing about the internet.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22And you just made a joke about Twitter.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Oh.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Oh. That's weird.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I know all about computers now in my head.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Where did that come from?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You were uploaded for a while.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Wherever you were, you brought something extra back.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Which I very much doubt you're going to be allowed to keep.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46CRACKLING AND WHIRRING
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- You and me, inside that box, now. - I'm sorry?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Just get inside.- Both of us?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Trust me, you'll understand once we're in there.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- I bet I will!- Clara, please!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03What is that box, anyway? Why do you have a box?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Clara!- Is it like a snogging booth?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- A what?!- Is that what you do, you bring a booth?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10There's such a thing as too keen.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Clara, look around you!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31What's going on? Is the Wi-Fi switching on the lights?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33No. The people are switching on the lights.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35The Wi-Fi is switching on the people.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:22:42 > 0:22:43What is that thing?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46A walking base station, you saw one earlier.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I saw a little girl.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Must have taken an image from your subconscious, thrown it back at you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Active camouflage!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57(They could be everywhere!)
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Doctor! Doctor!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06What's going on?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Do we need another London-wide activation?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13We can't always pass it off as a riot.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18All our lights on, everyone else's off. Why?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20PLANE ENGINE HUMS
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Some planes have Wi-Fi.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I'm sorry?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26We must be one hell of a target right now.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30You, me, box, now!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Yes, it's a spaceship. Yes, it's bigger on the inside.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38No, I don't have time to talk about it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41But...but...but...it's...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Shut up, please, short hops are difficult.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Bigger. On the inside. Actually bigger.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48METAL THRUMMING
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Right, come on! - Are we going back out there?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54We've moved. It's a spaceship, we flew away.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Away from the plane?- Not exactly!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58HE ROARS
0:23:58 > 0:24:00SHE SCREAMS
0:24:00 > 0:24:01How did we get here?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04It's a ship, I told you, it's all very sciency!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Is this the plane, the actual plane? Are they all dead?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Asleep, switched off by the Wi-Fi, never mind them!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19GASPING
0:24:23 > 0:24:27What is going on? Is this real? Please tell me what is happening!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm the Doctor. I'm an alien from outer space.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I'm 1,000 years old. I've got two hearts.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33And I can't fly a plane, can you?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34No!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Fine, let's do it together.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45THEY SCREAM
0:24:49 > 0:24:51HE LAUGHS
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Do you think a victory roll would be too show-offy?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03What the hell's going on?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well, I'm blocking your Wi-Fi, so you're waking up for a start.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Tell you what, do you want to drive?
0:25:15 > 0:25:21I don't understand what's happened. That box, where's it gone?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Find that box!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32OK. When are you going to explain what the hell is going on?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Breakfast.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37What? I ain't waiting till breakfast.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41It's a time machine. You never have to wait for breakfast.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45APPLAUSE
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Thank you, thank you. Yes, magic blue box.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52All donations gratefully accepted. Roll up, roll up, give us your dosh.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Pennies, pounds, anything you've got.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Keep collecting, we need enough for breakfast.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Just popping back to the garage.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Garage?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13This way.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16So, this is tomorrow, then? Tomorrow's come early.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20No, it came at the usual time. We just took a short cut.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25Thank you, thank you. Tomorrow, a camel! Clara!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34What's happening?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Blue box. Southbank! Definitely wasn't there five minutes ago.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Are we sure this time? Earl's Court was an embarrassment.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I don't take the TARDIS into battle.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Because it's made of wood?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. OK?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I do love London. So many cameras.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33So, if we can travel anywhere in time and space,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36why did we travel to the morning? What's the point in that?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Whoever's after us spent the whole night looking for us.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Are you tired?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Yes.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Then imagine how they feel. They came the long way round.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48They've got to be close, definitely London,
0:27:48 > 0:27:50going by the signal distribution.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I can hack the lowest level of their operating system,
0:27:53 > 0:27:56but I can't establish a physical location, the security's too good.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Are you an alien? - I am, yes. OK with that?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Fine, yeah. I think I'm fine. - Oh, good.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03So what happens if you do find them? What then?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05I don't know. I can't tell the future, I just work there.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- You don't have a plan?- You know what I always say about plans?
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- What?- I don't have one. - People always have plans.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Yes. Yes, I suppose they do.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18So tell me, how long have you been looking after those kids?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20About a year, since their mum died.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22OK. But why you?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Family friend, I get that, but there must have been others.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Why did it have to be you?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I mean, you don't really seem like a nanny.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Gimme!
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Sorry, what?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36You need to know where they physically are. Their exact location.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- Yes.- I can do it.- Oi! I need that!
0:28:38 > 0:28:40You've hacked the lower operating system.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I'll have their physical location in under five minutes.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- Go and get a coffee. - If I can't find them, you can't.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47They uploaded me, remember. I've got computing stuff in my head.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49- So do I. - I have insane hacking skills.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52I'm from space, and the future, with two hearts and...27 brains.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55And I can find them in under five minutes, plus photographs. 27?
0:28:55 > 0:28:57OK, slight exaggeration.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Coffee - go get. Five minutes, I promise.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05The security is absolute.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09It's never about the security, it's about the people.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Why do you keep looking at me like that?
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Sorry, no, it's nothing. It's just...you're a nanny.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Isn't that a bit...Victorian?
0:29:27 > 0:29:28Victorian?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31You're young, shouldn't you be doing, you know, young things?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34With-with-with...young people?
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- What, like you, for instance? Down, boy!- No, no, I didn't...
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Shut up!
0:29:41 > 0:29:42HE GASPS
0:29:42 > 0:29:45SHE GIGGLES
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Ooh!
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Two more cappuccinos over there, please.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57One moment, sir.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59CRACKLING
0:29:59 > 0:30:01You realise you haven't the slightest chance
0:30:01 > 0:30:04of saving your little friend?
0:30:04 > 0:30:08- Sorry, what? - I said one moment, sir.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11I said, there is not the slightest chance you can
0:30:11 > 0:30:13save your little friend.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17And don't annoy the old man, he isn't, in fact, speaking.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I'm speaking. Just using whatever's to hand.
0:30:22 > 0:30:27Oh, she's rather pretty, isn't she? Do you like her?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I can make her like you too, if you want.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32You all right, sir?
0:30:33 > 0:30:37Um, yes. Yes, fine.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48You OK?
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Sure, setting up stuff, need a user name.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Learning fast.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Clara Oswald for the win! Oswin!
0:30:54 > 0:30:58You could always call me Oswin, seeing as that's my name.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Now I want you to take a look around.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Go on. Have a little stroll.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10And see how impossible your situation is.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Go on. Take a look, I do love showing off.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Just let me show you what control of the Wi-Fi can do for one.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Stop!- Stop!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34TV CONTINUES PLAYING
0:31:38 > 0:31:40I saw what you can do last night.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42And clear!
0:31:48 > 0:31:50We can hack anyone in the Wi-Fi,
0:31:50 > 0:31:52once they've been exposed long enough.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54So there's one of your walking base stations somewhere close.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- There's always...- Someone close.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00We've released thousands into the world.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03They home in on the Wi-Fi like rats sniffing cheese.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13There's something up with the webcams.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16SHE GIGGLES
0:32:16 > 0:32:18I don't know who you are or why you're doing this,
0:32:18 > 0:32:20but the people of this world will not be harmed,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23they will not be controlled, they will not be...
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- The people of this world are in no...- Danger whatsoever.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30My client requires a steady diet of living human minds.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Healthy, free-range human minds.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36He loves and cares for humanity. In fact, he can't get enough of it.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38It's obscene. It's murder.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's life.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43The farmer tends his flock like a loving parent.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45The abattoir is not a contradiction.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48No-one loves cattle more than Burger King.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53I'm sure of it, someone's hacking the webcams. All of them.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Everybody check your webcams!
0:32:55 > 0:32:58But what would be the point, taking mug-shots of us lot?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Who's on Facebook?
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Bebo? Myspace? Habbo?
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Put your hands down if you didn't mention where you work.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37This ends. I am going to end this today!
0:33:37 > 0:33:39How? You don't even know...
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Where we are.
0:33:41 > 0:33:46Who's doing this? Who is your client? Hmm? Answer me!
0:33:48 > 0:33:49KNOCK ON DOOR
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Miss Kizlet, we have a problem!
0:33:56 > 0:34:00- I did it. I really did, I did it. I found them.- You found them.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- The Shard. They're in the Shard. Floor 65.- Floor 65.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Are you listening to me, Doctor? I found them!
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I'm listening to you. You found them.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:34:31 > 0:34:34We've got her! This time, we've really got her!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Clara! Clara!
0:34:42 > 0:34:46Doctor? Doctor, help me. I don't know where I am.
0:34:49 > 0:34:54I don't understand. I don't know where I am! Please help me.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55I don't know where I am!
0:34:55 > 0:34:59I don't know where I am. Doctor, please, please, help me.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02I don't know where I am.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Doctor, help me.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07CHATTERING: Help! Help! Please!
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Should we pulp her? Or keep her as a hostage?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13There's no point, she's fully integrated now,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16she can't be downloaded again. I'm sure he knows that.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18I'm not sure he does.
0:35:18 > 0:35:19He's coming.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48We could stop him, I suppose.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Why bother? It might be quite funny.
0:35:56 > 0:36:01Really, Doctor, a motorbike? It hardly seems like you.
0:36:01 > 0:36:06I rode this in the Anti-Grav Olympics, 2074. I came last.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10The building is in lock-down. I'm afraid you're not coming in.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Did you even hear the word Anti-Grav?
0:36:12 > 0:36:15ENGINE ROARS
0:36:21 > 0:36:25Seriously? He can do that? He can really, actually do that?
0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Oh...- Dear...- Lord.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41LOUD CRASH
0:36:41 > 0:36:44I think that was your office.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Excuse me, I believe it's someone to see me.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Do come in.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Download her.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Sorry about the draught.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Download her back into her body, right now.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- I can't.- Yes, you can.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11She's a fully integrated part of the data cloud now.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12She can't be separated.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Then download the entire cloud. Everyone you've trapped in there.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17You realise what would happen?
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Yes, those still with bodies to go home to would be free.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23A tiny number. Most would simply die.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26They'd be released from a living hell.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30It's the best you can do for them, so give the order.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32And why would I do that?
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Because I'm going to motivate you.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Any second now.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42You ridiculous man! Why did you even come here? Whatever for?
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- I didn't.- What?
0:37:44 > 0:37:45I'm still in the cafe.
0:37:45 > 0:37:49I'm finishing my coffee. Lovely spot.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50What are you talking about?
0:37:50 > 0:37:54You hack people. Me? I'm old-fashioned.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58I hack technology.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Here's your motivation!
0:38:00 > 0:38:02CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:38:06 > 0:38:10No. No. No!
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Not me! Not me!
0:38:18 > 0:38:24Put me back! Put me back! Download me at once!
0:38:24 > 0:38:28That is an order! That is an order!
0:38:30 > 0:38:34But she's fully integrated now. We'd have to download the entire cloud.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36We can't do that.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38No. We can't.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Download me!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Download me!
0:39:01 > 0:39:02CRACKLING
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Do what she says!
0:39:34 > 0:39:35Doctor?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Doctor!
0:39:48 > 0:39:49Doctor!
0:39:49 > 0:39:51You have no right to be in this office,
0:39:51 > 0:39:53and I am demanding that you leave at once!
0:39:53 > 0:39:55This building is under UNIT's control.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57What is UNIT? I've never heard of you!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59I suggest you calm down, sir.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04UNIT are here, friends of the Doctor, I presume.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Oh, old friends, very old friends.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Then I appear to have failed you, Great Intelligence.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13I have feasted on many minds, I have grown.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17But now, it is time for you to reduce.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20You've been whispering in my ear so long,
0:40:20 > 0:40:23I'm not sure I remember what I was before.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Goodbye, Miss Kizlet.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40BUZZING AND SCREAMING
0:40:51 > 0:40:57Sorry, where am I? What am I doing here?
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Are you soldiers? What's happening? How did I get here?
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- Excuse me, where are the toilets? - The toilets?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06I'm here to fix the toilets, the gents.
0:41:08 > 0:41:09How long have I been here?
0:41:11 > 0:41:15Stay where you are! Ma'am, identify yourself!
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Where are my mummy and daddy?
0:41:22 > 0:41:25They said they wouldn't be long.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Are they coming back?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47KNOCK ON DOOR
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Come in.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55So. He comes back, does he?
0:41:55 > 0:41:58You didn't answer my question.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59What question?
0:42:02 > 0:42:04You don't seem like a nanny.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09I was going to travel.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I came to stay for a week before I left
0:42:12 > 0:42:14and during that week...
0:42:16 > 0:42:20She died, so you're returning the favour.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25You've got 101 places to see,
0:42:25 > 0:42:27and you haven't been to any of them, have you?
0:42:27 > 0:42:29That's why you keep the book.
0:42:29 > 0:42:33I keep the book cos I'm still going.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39But you don't run out on the people you care about.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Wish I was more like that.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46You know, the thing about a time machine,
0:42:46 > 0:42:50you can run away all you like and still be home in time for tea,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52so what do you say?
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Anywhere. All of time and space, right outside those doors.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- SHE LAUGHS Does this work?- Eh?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Is this actually what you do?
0:43:05 > 0:43:06Do you just crook your finger
0:43:06 > 0:43:09and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- It is not a snog box! - I'll be the judge of that!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Starting when?
0:43:19 > 0:43:23Come back tomorrow, ask me again.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Why?
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Cos tomorrow, I might say yes.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Some time after 7.00 OK for you?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33It's a time machine, any time's OK.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34See you then.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Clara?
0:43:36 > 0:43:40- Uh-huh? - In your book there was a leaf, why?
0:43:40 > 0:43:45That wasn't a leaf, that was page one.
0:43:54 > 0:43:59Right then, Clara Oswald. Time to find out who you are.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06METALLIC THRUMMING
0:44:13 > 0:44:15- What do you want to see? - Something awesome.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- Akhaten.- Can we see it, up close?
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Oh! Are you OK?
0:44:19 > 0:44:20- Have you seen her?- Who?
0:44:20 > 0:44:22I'm Merry Gehlal.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23The Queen of Years.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I'm the vessel of our history.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28What's happening, is that supposed to happen? Doctor!
0:44:28 > 0:44:30We don't walk away.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Merry!
0:44:31 > 0:44:33GROWLING
0:44:33 > 0:44:34SHE SCREAMS
0:44:34 > 0:44:36I'm armed...with a screwdriver!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Grandfather's away.
0:44:38 > 0:44:39ROARING
0:44:39 > 0:44:42You have it all!
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