0:00:06 > 0:00:07GADGETS CLICK
0:00:16 > 0:00:17(Listen!)
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Question!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Why do we talk out loud
0:00:23 > 0:00:24when we know...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..we're alone?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Conjecture...
0:00:35 > 0:00:37..because we know we're not.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Evolution perfects survival skills.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50There are perfect hunters.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54ROARING
0:00:59 > 0:01:01There is perfect defence.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Question -
0:01:08 > 0:01:11why is there no such thing as perfect hiding?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Answer! How would you know?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Logically, if evolution were to perfect a creature
0:01:20 > 0:01:23whose primary skill were to hide from view -
0:01:23 > 0:01:25how could you know it existed?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It could be with us every second and we would never know.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30How would you detect it,
0:01:30 > 0:01:31even sense it...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39..except in those moments
0:01:39 > 0:01:40when, for no clear reason...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44..you choose to speak aloud?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What would such a creature want?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51What would it do?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Well?
0:01:55 > 0:01:56What would you do?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00HE LAUGHS
0:02:05 > 0:02:06CHALK ROLLS
0:02:58 > 0:03:00SHE SIGHS
0:03:00 > 0:03:02CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
0:03:10 > 0:03:11SHE SIGHS
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Hey.- Hey.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Sorry.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26So the famous drink at last.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Yeah. Took a bit of time - family stuff but here we are.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Dinner, in fact.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Yeah, straight to dinner.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I like a man who moves fast.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yeah! I might go straight for extras.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Afters. Dessert.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Yes, I know, I know, dessert. - Straight to dessert.- Gotcha.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, erm...how was your day?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Good. You know...teaching.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yep, teaching.- Teaching, teaching.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Totally teaching.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- We probably shouldn't talk about work.- God, yeah!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06THEY LAUGH
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Though, do you take Courtney for anything?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13HE LAUGHS
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Ser...are you serious?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21She said she couldn't concentrate on her work,
0:04:21 > 0:04:25because my face was too wide.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Wide? - I could kill that girl some days.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Me too. - And from you, that means something.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Sorry?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I dug 23 wells.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40I'm sorry?
0:04:40 > 0:04:4423 wells - when I was a soldier. 23!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- OK. Good. Good wells. - Yeah, they were good, actually.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'm not doubting the quality of your wells.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Whole villages, saved. Actual towns full of people.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54People I didn't shoot. People I kept safe!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- OK. Point taken. Seriously.- So why doesn't that ever get mentioned?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm sorry I didn't mention your 23 wells!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Excuse me.- Sorry.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Er, water for the table?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Don't you worry - he'll probably dig for it!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE LAUGHS
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Sorry.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15It's OK.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Sensitive subject. - Yes. Can slightly see that.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Sometimes people like you get the wrong end of the stick.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23People like me?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I wasn't making assumptions about you.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That really is exactly what you were doing.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- You were making assumptions about me!- I made a joke.- A not-funny joke.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Yeah, well, do you know what I'm making now?- A fuss?- An exit!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44SHE SIGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- You just have to squeeze through. - Doctor?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Why do you have three mirrors? Why don't you just turn your head?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- What are you doing in here?- You said you had a date - I thought
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'd better hide in the bedroom in case you brought him home.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Bit early, aren't you?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Did it all go wrong, or is this good by your standards?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12It was a disaster and I am extremely upset about it, since you didn't ask.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Fine, I need you, for a thing!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- I can't! - Oh, of course you can - you're free.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20More than usually free, in fact.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's possible that I might get a phone call.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24From the date guy?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's too late. You've taken your make-up off.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29No, I haven't. I'm still wearing my make-up.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh, well, you probably just missed a bit.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Come on, come on, come on, come on!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39I haven't actually said yes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Yes, you know sometimes when you talk to yourself,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- what if you're not?- Not what?- What if it's not you you're talking to?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Proposition - what if no-one is ever really alone,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51what if every single living being has a companion -
0:06:51 > 0:06:52a silent passenger,
0:06:52 > 0:06:53a shadow?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55What if the prickle on the back of your neck,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58is the breath of something close behind you?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59How long have you been travelling alone?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Perhaps I never have.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08It looks like your handwriting.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well, I couldn't have written it and forgotten, could I?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Have you met you? What's all this?- Dreams.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Accounts of dreams, by different people, all through history.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- You see, I have a theory. - I'll bet you have. What theory?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I think everybody, at some point in their lives,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23has the exact same nightmare.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29You wake up, or you think you do,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32and there's someone in the dark, someone close,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34or you think there might be.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35GASPING
0:07:35 > 0:07:39So you sit up, turn on the light.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41And the room looks different at night.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46It ticks and creaks and breathes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50And you tell yourself there's nobody there,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52nobody watching, nobody listening,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54nobody there at all...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57WIND WHISTLES
0:07:57 > 0:07:58..and you very nearly believe it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You really, really try...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06..and then...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08HISSING
0:08:10 > 0:08:11GASPING
0:08:14 > 0:08:17There are accounts of that dream throughout human history,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19time and time again, the same dream.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Now, there is a very obvious question I'm about to ask you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Do you know what it is?- Have you had that dream?- Exactly.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26No - that was me asking you, have you had that dream?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I asked first.- No, I did.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30You really didn't.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34OK, yeah, probably. Yes.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- But everyone dreams about something under the bed!- Why?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Just hold on tight. If anything bites, let it.- What is it?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48TARDIS telepathic interface. You're in mental contact with the TARDIS.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- So don't think anything rude. - Why not?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52It might end up on all of the screens.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55The TARDIS is extrapolating your entire timeline,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57from the moment of your birth, to the moment of your death.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Which I do not need a preview of.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I'm turning off the safeguards and navigation -
0:09:02 > 0:09:04slaving the TARDIS to you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Focus on the dream,
0:09:07 > 0:09:11focus on the details, picture them, feel them.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14The TARDIS will track on your subconscious
0:09:14 > 0:09:16and extract the relevant information.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19It should be able to home in on the moment in your timeline
0:09:19 > 0:09:21when you first had that dream.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23And then...we'll see.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27What will we see?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29What's under your bed.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Ooh!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37METALLIC THRUMMING
0:09:37 > 0:09:40OK, now don't get distracted.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Remember, you are flying a time machine.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44METALLIC THRUMMING
0:09:47 > 0:09:49PHONE RINGS
0:09:49 > 0:09:54No, no. Don't you get... No, Don't! Don't, don't. Just ignore it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00OK, that's good.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04That worked, we're here.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Sorry - I think I got distracted.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09No, no, no, no, no - the date's fine.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Come on!- Come on where?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Your childhood!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20SHE GROANS
0:10:27 > 0:10:29The West Country Children's Home.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Gloucester - by the ozone level and the drains, mid-'90s.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40You must have been here when you had the dream.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Never been to Gloucester in my life
0:10:42 > 0:10:44and I've never lived in a children's home.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45You probably just forgotten -
0:10:45 > 0:10:48have you seen the size of human brains, they're hilarious.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Little you must be in here somewhere, with your little brain.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Isn't it bad if I meet myself?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It is potentially catastrophic.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57So why did you bring me out here?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I was still talking, I needed someone to nod,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- probably best for you to wait in the TARDIS.- Doctor...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04See you in a minute. TARDIS.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Doctor!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09If I had have been distracted, what would have happened?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12We would probably have ended up in the wrong place.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15But don't think we have, cos the time zone's right.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I won't be long.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33What are you doing down there?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Nothing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Er... I'm just...
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What's your name?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Rupert.- Oh. OK.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Hello, Rupert.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Rupert Pink. It's a stupid name.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No, it isn't.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I know somebody called Pink.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I meant Rupert. I'm going to change it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Why are you awake?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Are you scared?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04BUZZING
0:12:12 > 0:12:13DOOR OPENS
0:12:13 > 0:12:14TV IN BACKGROUND
0:12:16 > 0:12:18How did you get in?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Your door must be faulty.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27An inspection?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- It's two in the morning. - When better?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Do you always work here nights?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Most nights, yes.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Ever end up talking to yourself?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42All the time -
0:12:42 > 0:12:43it's this place...
0:12:45 > 0:12:46..you can't help it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49What about your coffee?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53My coffee?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Sometimes, do you put it down, and look round,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01and it's not there?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Everybody does that.- Yes.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Everybody.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08TV GOES OFF
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Who turned your telly off?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It does that.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13It...
0:13:13 > 0:13:16..just goes off.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hmm.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34DOOR CREAKS
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Hello.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Hello.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Nice room.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You know, you should have more than one chair.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09What do you do when people come round?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Sit on the bed.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Why aren't you sitting on it, then?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Do you think that there's something underneath it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Hey...
0:14:22 > 0:14:25..everyone thinks that...sometimes.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- That's just how people think at night.- Why?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Did you have a dream,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34a hand grabbing your foot?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You have, haven't you?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You've had that exact dream.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40How did you know?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Do you know why dreams are called dreams?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Why?- Because they're not real.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50If they were, they wouldn't need a name.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54What are you doing?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Do you know what's under there? - What?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Me!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Come on! It's perfectly safe.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15See?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Nobody here. Except us.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Sometimes I hear noises.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23It's a house full of people, of course you hear noises.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25They're all asleep.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26They're all dreaming.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Can you hear dreams?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34If you're clever enough, but they can't harm you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You know, sometimes we think there's something behind us -
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and the space under your bed is what's behind you at night.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Simple as that. There's nothing to be afraid of.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47DOOR OPENS
0:15:47 > 0:15:48RUPERT GASPS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- (Who else is in this room?- Nobody.)
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- (Someone must have come in. - Nobody came in.)
0:16:19 > 0:16:20CREAKING
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Hello?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Who's this?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37This is a friend of yours playing a game.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Playing a trick, are you, hey, a little trick on Rupert here?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51CREAKING
0:16:57 > 0:16:59OK. It's not funny this, you know.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Where is he?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Doctor? - I can't find him. Can you find him?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Find who?- Wally.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Wally?- He's nowhere in this book.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13It's not a Where's Wally one.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15How would you know? Maybe you just haven't found him yet.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- He's not in every book.- Really?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Well, that's a few years of my life I'll be needing back.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Are you scared?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27The thing on the bed,
0:17:27 > 0:17:28whatever it is...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31..look at it. Does it scare you?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Yes.- That's good. Want to know why that's good?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Why?- Let me tell you about scared.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Your heart is beating so hard,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I can feel it through your hands.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47There's so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain,
0:17:47 > 0:17:48it's like rocket fuel.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53Right now, you could run faster and you could fight harder
0:17:53 > 0:17:56you could jump higher than ever in your life,
0:17:56 > 0:18:01and you are so alert it's like you can slow down time.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06What's wrong with scared? Scared is a superpower.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07It's your superpower.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11There is danger in this room and guess what? It's you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Do you feel it?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Do you think he feels it?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Do you think he's scared?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Nah!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Loser! Turn your back on him.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- What?- Yeah, turn your back on him, come on.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29You too, Clara.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Clara, your back, now.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Do it, just do it now, turn your back.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Do it now, turn your back.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Lovely view out this window.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Yeah. Come and see all the dark.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49The deep and lovely dark -
0:18:49 > 0:18:51we'd never see the stars without it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Now. There are two possibilities.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Possibility one - it's just one of your friends standing there,
0:18:57 > 0:19:01and he's playing a joke on you. Possibility two - it isn't.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03So, plan? Plans are good.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You on the bed, I'm talking to you now.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Go in peace.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13We won't look.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Just go.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18If all you want to do is stay hidden, it's OK. Just leave.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23RUPERT GASPS
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Is it gone?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Don't look round, not yet.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I can't hear anything. - Don't look round.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Look away! Look away now! Don't look at it! Don't look round.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Don't look round - don't look at the reflection.- What is it?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Imagine a thing that must never be seen.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- What would it do if you saw it? - I don't know.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Neither do I. Close your eyes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- What? - Close your eyes. You too, Clara.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Give it what it wants.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Prove to it that you're not going to look at it.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Make a promise - promise you're never going to look at it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I promise never to look.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09The breath on the back of your neck...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12..like your hairs standing on end...
0:20:14 > 0:20:17..that means don't look round!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19DOOR SLAMS
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Gone.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Gone.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27He took my bedspread.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Oh, the human race - you're never happy, are you?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Am I safe now?- Nobody's safe,
0:20:33 > 0:20:38especially not at night in the dark, anything can get you,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40and you're up here all alone...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- What was that for? - Shut up, leave this to me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- These yours?- They're the home's.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- They're yours now. - People don't need to be lied to.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54People don't need to be scared by a big gray-haired stick insect,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56but here you are. Stay still, shut up.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59See what I'm doing?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- This is your army. - Plastic army.- Sit!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And they're going to guard under your bed.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12See this one? This is the boss one,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14the colonel - He's going to keep a special eye out.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17It's broken, that one. It doesn't have a gun.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18That's why he's the boss.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23A soldier so brave he doesn't need a gun.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25He can keep the whole world safe.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- What shall we call him?- Dan!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Sorry?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Dan, the soldier man. That's what I call him.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Good. Good name.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Would you read me a story? It'll help me get to sleep.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Sure.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Once upon a time...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47..the end.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Dad skills.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56So...
0:21:57 > 0:22:00is it possible we just saved that kid from another kid in a bedspread?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Entirely possible, yes.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06The bigger question why did we end up with him, and not you?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08I got distracted.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10But why that particular boy?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12You don't have any...you don't
0:22:12 > 0:22:14have any kind of connection with him, do you?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15No. No, no, no, of course not.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Why do you ask?- The TARDIS was slaved to your timeline.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Theoretically, there should have been some connection.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Will, um...
0:22:25 > 0:22:26..will he remember any of that?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Scrambled his memory,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33gave him a big old dream about being Dan the soldier man.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34SHE SIGHS
0:22:36 > 0:22:37SHE SOBS
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Are you OK?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Doctor...
0:22:43 > 0:22:47I am sorry to ask, and I realise this is probably against the laws of time,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49or summat...um...
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Could you do me a favour?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Is that what I look like from the back?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07It's fine.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I was thinking it was good.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Really?
0:23:11 > 0:23:12TRAFFIC IN BACKGROUND
0:23:15 > 0:23:17LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Sorry!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Hey.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Hello. I am Clara Oswald.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I'm a bit tricky sometimes, a bit up myself, and I don't like my surname,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51but I think that's basically everything you need to worry about.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Hello, I'm... I'm sorry...
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Also, I mouth off when I'm nervous and I've got a mouth on me.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Seriously, it's got a mind of its own. I'm worried it wants to go solo.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I don't know what to say. - Don't say anything.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Or say something nice.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I like your name.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It's a start.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oswald. It suits you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Drifting now. - It's better than Pink.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25No, Pink...Pink is nice. I like pink.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26You can have it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh, a bold offer, Mr Pink.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I meant... No...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I know, I know.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Why can't I speak today?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37It's that foot you're keeping in your mouth.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Is that where I put it?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Anyway. Clara Pink - too much.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, it is a bit much.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Mind you - RUPERT Pink!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47GLASS DROPS IN THE BACKGROUND
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Sorry?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Er...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Rupert...Pink. It's not good.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Rupert?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yeah. That was your name, yeah?
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Who told you that? - Um...someone in the school.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
0:25:10 > 0:25:12No, I haven't used that name for years.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I cannot remember who it was, er...
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Are you making fun of me? - No! No, no, no - no way!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Is this a joke?- Danny, nothing about this is any kind of joke!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22DOOR CREAKS
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Where's your coat?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- My what? - You put your coat on when you left.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I'm really sorry. Danny, um...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34there is something I should probably be honest about.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- How about everything?- Everything, in my case, is actually quite a lot.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Well, that's weird.- No, it's not weird, not really...
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Where are you going?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I don't do weird.- Don't go.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Then do something for me -
0:25:47 > 0:25:51tell me the truth, because I know when people are lying to me.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55However weird this thing might be, just tell me the truth!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56It's not weird...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01..exactly.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I've had enough.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10SHE SIGHS
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I am trying to have a date -
0:26:31 > 0:26:35a real life, inter-human actual date!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's a normal nice, everyday, meeting-up sort of thing,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40and I would just like to know, is there any other way
0:26:40 > 0:26:44you can make this any more surreal than it already is?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hello.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Ah, Clara!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Well done, you found her.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Now this is really a bit strange.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Danny?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01What's gone wrong with your face? It's all eyes!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Why are you all eyes? Get them under control.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- Who's Danny? - This is Colonel Orson Pink,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10from about 100 years in your future.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Orson Pink?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yeah, I laughed too. Sorry!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Do you have any connection with him?
0:27:18 > 0:27:23- Connection?- Yes, maybe you're like a distant relative or something?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25How would I know?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Right, OK.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33Um, well...do you have any old family photographs of her?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37You know, probably quite old and really fat-looking?
0:27:37 > 0:27:38I don't.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43How did you find him?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46You left a trace in the TARDIS telepathic circuits.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I fired them up again and the TARDIS brought me straight to him.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51So he's something to do with your timeline.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- OK...- And you'll never guess where I found him.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Where are we?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04The end of the road -
0:28:04 > 0:28:05this is it,
0:28:05 > 0:28:07the end of everything...
0:28:09 > 0:28:10..the last planet.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11The end of the universe?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13The TARDIS isn't supposed to come this far
0:28:13 > 0:28:16but some idiot turned the safeguards off.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Listen!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18SILENCE
0:28:19 > 0:28:21To what?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Nothing.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26There's nothing to hear.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30There's nothing anywhere...
0:28:32 > 0:28:34..not a breath,
0:28:34 > 0:28:37not a slither, not a click or a tick.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39All the clocks have stopped.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43This is the silence at the end of time.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Then how did he get here? If he's from 100 years in my future...
0:28:53 > 0:28:54Pioneer time traveller.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Rode the first of the great time shots.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00They were supposed to fire him
0:29:00 > 0:29:02- into the middle of the next week. - What happened?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04- He went a bit far.- A bit?
0:29:04 > 0:29:05A big bit.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10Look at him now. Robinson Crusoe at the end of time itself -
0:29:10 > 0:29:12the last man standing in the universe.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14I always thought that would be me.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- It's not a competition. - I know it's not a competition,
0:29:16 > 0:29:18course it isn't.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Still time, though. - He looks like he's packing.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23He's been stranded for six months, just met a time traveller -
0:29:23 > 0:29:25of course he's packing.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30You can do it, then? You can get me home?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33I just showed you, didn't I? A test flight to a restaurant.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Yes, but to my family, to my own time?
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Easy! I can do that, can't I, Clara? - He can, yes.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Is everything OK?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Yeah, fine. I'm fine.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Do I know you?- No, nope.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Is she doing the "all eyes" thing?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50It's because her face is so wide. She needs three mirrors!
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Doctor...!
0:29:52 > 0:29:56We can't leave immediately, though. The TARDIS needs to recharge.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Sorry...
0:29:58 > 0:29:59..what?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- Overnight, that should do it, shouldn't it Clara?- Overnight?
0:30:07 > 0:30:08One more night, that's...
0:30:10 > 0:30:11..that's not a problem, is it?
0:30:14 > 0:30:15No.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18No, no problem.
0:30:23 > 0:30:24Oh, that's a shame, isn't it?
0:30:27 > 0:30:28What's a shame?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30There's only three people left in the universe
0:30:30 > 0:30:33and you're lying to the other two.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36It was the first thing I noticed when I stepped in here.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37You must have seen it, too, Clara -
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- you've got eyes out to here! - Seen what?- The universe is dead.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Everything that ever was is dead and gone.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48There is nothing beyond this door but nothingness for ever.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50So why is it locked?
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Please...
0:30:54 > 0:30:57..don't make me spend another night here.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59Afraid of the dark?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02But the dark...is empty now.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06No.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10No, it isn't.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16You'll be safe in here. Nothing gets through those doors, I promise.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21And you two are going to wait out there?
0:31:21 > 0:31:24That would seem to be the plan. Wait for what exactly?
0:31:24 > 0:31:25Why can't we just leave?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Like he said - it's recharging.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31You didn't look like you believed him.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34That's just how my face looks when he talks.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42It's just a silly toy thing,
0:31:42 > 0:31:44family heirloom - supposed to bring good luck.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Right. Yes.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Didn't do a very good job, did it?
0:31:50 > 0:31:53It did. You're here, aren't you?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56What were the chances of you two finding me?
0:32:01 > 0:32:02Orson...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07..do me a favour, take my advice when you get home,
0:32:07 > 0:32:10stay away from time travel.
0:32:10 > 0:32:11It runs in the family.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15What?
0:32:15 > 0:32:19Sorry - what do you mean, "runs in the family"?
0:32:19 > 0:32:25Nothing - it's just silly stories - one of my grandparent - well,
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- great-grandparents... - What is it? Tell me!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33You asked if you knew me.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40- It's a family heirloom?- Yeah.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48What are we doing?
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Waiting.- For what? For who?
0:32:53 > 0:32:57If everybody in the universe is dead, then there's nobody out there.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58That's one way of looking at it.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02What's the other?
0:33:02 > 0:33:03That's a hell of a lot of ghosts.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07Do you have your own mood lighting now?
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Because, frankly, the accent is enough.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17CREAKING
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Where did that come from? - It's always been there.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21It's only visible in the night light.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22But who wrote it?
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Colonel Pink. Apparently, at night, he needs a reminder.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Six months stranded alone, I suppose it must be tempting.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33What is?
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Company.
0:33:34 > 0:33:35CREAKING
0:33:37 > 0:33:38What's that?
0:33:40 > 0:33:43- What kind of explanation would you like?- A reassuring one.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Well, the systems are switching to low power.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52There are temperature differentials all over this ship.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56It's like pipes banging when the heating goes off.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00- Always thought there was something in the pipes.- Me, too.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Who were you having dinner with?
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Are you making conversation?
0:34:08 > 0:34:09I thought that I would give it a try.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14I told you. A date.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16- Serious?- It's a date.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18A serious date?
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Do I have to bring him to you for approval?
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Well, I would like to know about his prospects.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27If you like, I can pop ahead and check them out.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Frankly, you've already done enough.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31SCREECH
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Atmospheric pressure equalising...
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Or?
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Company.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Why are we doing this? Why don't we just go?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Because I need to know. - Why? About what?
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Suppose that there are creatures that live to hide -
0:34:58 > 0:35:01that only show themselves to the very young or the very old
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- or the mad or anyone who wouldn't be believed...- OK...
0:35:04 > 0:35:07What would those creatures do when everyone was gone,
0:35:07 > 0:35:11when there was only one man left standing in the universe?
0:35:11 > 0:35:12METALLIC KNOCKING
0:35:13 > 0:35:15What's that?
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Potentially, the hull cooling.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18"Potentially"?
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Believably.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21KNOCKS AGAIN
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Someone knocking.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Yes.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Doctor, you don't actually believe all this, do you?
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Hiding creatures -
0:35:36 > 0:35:38things from under the bed.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41What's that in the mirror?
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Or the corner of your eye?
0:35:46 > 0:35:49What's that footstep following, but never passing by?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51KNOCKING AGAIN
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Did we come to the end of the universe because of a nursery rhyme?
0:36:00 > 0:36:01KNOCKING INTENSIFIES
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- That's you turning, right?- No.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- Get in the TARDIS.- Why?
0:36:18 > 0:36:20I have to know.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Doctor. Doctor...
0:36:24 > 0:36:26The TARDIS, now!
0:36:26 > 0:36:29OK. OK. Somebody is out there - now we know we can leave!
0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Oh, Doctor!- It's a pressure lock - releasing it
0:36:32 > 0:36:34could've triggered the opening mechanism.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Is there an atmosphere out there? - There's an air shell round the ship.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- Why are you still here?- Because I'm not going to leave you in danger!
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Then you will never travel with me again, because that is the deal!
0:36:43 > 0:36:46TARDIS, now! Do as you are told!
0:36:48 > 0:36:50You're an idiot.
0:36:51 > 0:36:52I know.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- What's happening? - He's opening the door.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Perhaps they're all just waiting, perhaps when we're all dead,
0:36:59 > 0:37:04out they'll come a-slithering from underneath the bed.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Oh, no, no, no, not now, come on!
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Oh-h! Always when it's important!
0:37:17 > 0:37:18THUMPING
0:37:19 > 0:37:21What's happening?
0:37:21 > 0:37:23BEEPING
0:37:23 > 0:37:24What's that?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26The alarm - the air shell's breached.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Stay here.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Is he OK?
0:37:48 > 0:37:50He's out cold. He'll be fine, though.
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Something hit him.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Everything was flying out of that door.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Could've been that.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Yeah.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04What was out there?
0:38:06 > 0:38:07What were you so afraid of?
0:38:09 > 0:38:13I've been here a long time - my own shadow, probably.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14Yeah.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17SUDDEN RUMBLING
0:38:17 > 0:38:21That's probably just the rest of the air escaping.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25You say "probably" a lot.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27BANGING
0:38:27 > 0:38:30We are safe? Nothing can get in here, right?
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Probably.
0:38:33 > 0:38:34HISSING
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Have you got a plan?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Telepathic circuits. I left a trace in them before.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- So?- So, apparently that can do a "thing".
0:38:45 > 0:38:49- That's your plan? - It's not a plan. It's a "thing".
0:38:49 > 0:38:52(OK. Come on, come on, you can do it!)
0:38:52 > 0:38:54HE GASPS
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Come on!
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Sorry!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59RUMBLING Here we go!
0:39:03 > 0:39:05METALLIC THRUMMING
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Come on!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12THRUMMING STOPS
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Is that it?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19I don't know.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21I think so.
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Where are we?
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Somewhere else. I hope! No, no, no, you stay, look after the Doctor.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27You can't go out there by yourself.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Thing is, my timeline, it keeps on...
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Orson, you don't want to meet yourself.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38It's really embarrassing.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42DOOR CREAKS
0:39:57 > 0:39:58SOBBING
0:40:14 > 0:40:15SOBBING CONTINUES
0:40:25 > 0:40:28SOBBING CONTINUES
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Rupert?
0:40:40 > 0:40:41SOBBING CONTINUES
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Orson?
0:40:52 > 0:40:53SOBBING CONTINUES
0:40:58 > 0:41:00DOOR OPENS
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Why does he have to sleep out here?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05He doesn't want the others to hear him crying.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08- Why does he have to cry all the time?- You know why.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- There'll be no crying in the army. - Hush!
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Don't pretend you're not awake. We're not idiots.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Come and sleep in the house. You don't have to be alone!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22If you can hear me,
0:41:22 > 0:41:24you're very welcome in the house, with the other boys.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28I'll leave the door on the latch. Come in, any time.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32He can't just run away crying all the time
0:41:32 > 0:41:33if he wants to join the army.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37He doesn't want to join the army. I keep telling you.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Well, he's not going to the Academy, is he, that boy?
0:41:39 > 0:41:41He'll never make a Time Lord.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Sontarans! Perverting the course of human history!
0:41:55 > 0:41:56(Doctor?)
0:41:56 > 0:41:58You're confusing me. Shut up, shut up!
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Where's Clara?
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Clara! Clara!
0:42:05 > 0:42:07- BOY:- Hello, who's there?
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Hello?
0:42:22 > 0:42:24It's OK.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28This is just a dream.
0:42:29 > 0:42:34Just lie back again, just lie back on the bed.
0:42:34 > 0:42:39It will all be OK if you just lie down and go to sleep.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Just do that for me.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Just sleep.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06SOBBING
0:43:25 > 0:43:27(Listen...)
0:43:29 > 0:43:32What happened? What did you see?
0:43:32 > 0:43:34What's out there?
0:43:34 > 0:43:37What if there was nothing?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39What if there never was anything?
0:43:39 > 0:43:43Nothing under the bed, nothing at the door.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47What if the big bad Time Lord doesn't want to admit
0:43:47 > 0:43:49he's just afraid of the dark.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Where are we? Have we moved? Where have we landed?
0:43:57 > 0:43:58Don't look where we are.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Take off, and promise me you'll never look where we've been.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- Why? - Just take off, don't ask questions.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09I don't take orders, Clara!
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Do as you're told!
0:44:15 > 0:44:16METALLIC THRUMMING
0:44:21 > 0:44:23'Listen...'
0:44:26 > 0:44:28This is just a dream.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31But very clever people
0:44:31 > 0:44:32can hear dreams.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34So, please, just listen.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39I know you're afraid...
0:44:41 > 0:44:44..but being afraid is all right.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45Because didn't anybody ever tell you...
0:44:48 > 0:44:50..fear is a superpower?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Fear can make you faster
0:44:55 > 0:44:57and cleverer and stronger.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03And one day, you're going to come back to this barn,
0:45:03 > 0:45:07and on that day you are going to be very afraid indeed.
0:45:08 > 0:45:09But that's OK.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15Because if you're very wise and very strong...
0:45:17 > 0:45:20..fear doesn't have to make you cruel or cowardly...
0:45:22 > 0:45:24'..fear can make you kind.'
0:45:26 > 0:45:30No, no! Not the hugging! No, no, no. I'm against the hugging, please...
0:45:35 > 0:45:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:45:41 > 0:45:43- I am so...- I know.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51It doesn't matter if there's nothing
0:45:51 > 0:45:54under the bed or in the dark,
0:45:54 > 0:45:56so long as you know it's OK
0:45:56 > 0:45:57to be afraid of it.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00I just get nervous.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02- Me too.- I don't even know what I'm nervous of!
0:46:03 > 0:46:05I'll show you.
0:46:05 > 0:46:10So, listen. If you listen to nothing else, listen to this.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12You're always going to be afraid...
0:46:15 > 0:46:17..even if you learn to hide it.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Fear is like...
0:46:23 > 0:46:24..a companion...
0:46:25 > 0:46:27..a constant companion, always there.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31But that's OK,
0:46:31 > 0:46:33because fear can bring us together.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Fear can bring you home.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42I'm going to leave you something, just so you'll always remember...
0:46:44 > 0:46:47..fear makes companions of us all.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58'This is the Bank of Karabraxos...'
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Picture the thing you want most in the universe...
0:47:01 > 0:47:02Aggh.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04..decide how badly you want it.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06We're actually going to do it - rob the bank?
0:47:06 > 0:47:09If we don't, we die.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11We must locate them.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13What is that?!
0:47:13 > 0:47:15I don't know. Hate not knowing.
0:47:15 > 0:47:16Are you hungry, boy?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20The bank is now open.