The Zygon Inversion

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04They've kidnapped Osgood

0:00:04 > 0:00:07and they've stolen the location of every Zygon on Earth.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- 'Doctor, the ceasefire's broken down.'- Call me now.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13They turned into monsters and they came for us.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- We couldn't fight 'em. - You can't tell who's who.

0:00:16 > 0:00:21Oh, come on. These are eggs or pods or whatever. Look!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23God, that's me.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25But I don't see how these ARE duplicates.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27That's not how Zygons work.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30These...ARE the humans! Please!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Kill the traitors.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34There isn't any backup, is there?

0:00:34 > 0:00:37SQUELCHING

0:00:41 > 0:00:44UNIT neutralised in the UK.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46More or less.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm sorry, but Clara's dead.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11SHE GASPS

0:01:51 > 0:01:55THE DOCTOR: Clara... Clara!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01You're breaking up!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03ELECTRICAL CRACKLING

0:02:03 > 0:02:05'The invasion has happened.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07'You're probably surrounded by Zygons.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09'Get to the TARDIS, get yourself safe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11'Apparently my plane is never going to land.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14'Let's see what we can do about that!'

0:02:14 > 0:02:17'I'm sorry, but Clara's dead.'

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Dream checks...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Dream checks, dream checks...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04'It's your decision, Doctor.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11'Truth or consequences.'

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Doctor...

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Missed!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE STRAINS

0:04:52 > 0:04:54MAN GASPS

0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE GASPS

0:05:18 > 0:05:20ENTRY-SYSTEM BEEPS

0:05:35 > 0:05:37DOOR RATTLES

0:05:38 > 0:05:40MAN GROANS

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I know what you are.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45HE GASPS

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Please... Please.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'm going to set you free.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Humans cannot accept the way we really are.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59If we cannot hide, we must fight.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01You are going to be the first.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04The first to make the humans see.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07ELECTRICAL SPARKING

0:06:11 > 0:06:13SQUELCHING

0:06:23 > 0:06:25SQUELCHING

0:06:28 > 0:06:29HE GASPS

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Help me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Help me...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Help! Help me...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43SQUELCHING AND GURGLING

0:06:54 > 0:06:56PHONE BEEPS

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Commander here. The first one has been changed.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm going to UNIT to retrieve the Osgood box.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28SEAGULLS CRY

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Doctor?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Doctor!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Any questions?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Why do you have a Union Jack parachute?

0:07:57 > 0:07:58- Camouflage.- Camouflage?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yes, we're in Britain.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Ooh, your specs are broken.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'll fix 'em. You can wear mine, they're sonic.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Sonic specs?- Yeah!

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Isn't that a bit pointless?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Like a visual hearing aid?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11What's wrong with pointless?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I once invented an invisible watch.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Spot the design flaw.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18You're talking nonsense to distract me from being really scared.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's one of your known character traits.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Don't look at my browser history.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- BEEPING - Whoa!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah, I said "don't".

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Why didn't that Zygon blow us up with her big bazooka?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39She did blow us up with her big bazooka.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41This is us being blown up with a big bazooka.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43But she seems to know what she's doing.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45The first thing I'D do if I wanted to invade the world

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- would be to kill you.- Thanks.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I wouldn't even let you get talking, like you always do.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Bullet between the eyes, first thing.- Again, thank you.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- 12 times, if necessary. - Ah, yes. Why limit yourself?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57You've really thought this through, haven't you?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58I'm a big fan.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01But she gave you a chance to get out. She hesitated.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03If she had Clara's memory print,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05she'd know better than to give you even a second.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09You've gone quiet because I mentioned Clara.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11You think she might be dead.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yes.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Are you OK?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I don't know. I'm still in the hope phase.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- How's that going?- Hell.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Please talk about something else.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Why do they want to destroy the ceasefire?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Don't think of them as rational.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48They're different. They don't care about human beings,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50they don't care about their own people.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52They think the rest of Zygonkind are traitors.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55PHONE BEEPS It's a splinter group.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Clara.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Well, not Clara. The Zygon who...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03The Zygon who probably killed her. Read it.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- It says, "I'm awake." - What does she mean?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08A political awakening?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Why would she be sending me propaganda?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13She just blew me up with a big bazooka.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Never really met Clara. Pretty strong, yeah?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18She was amazing.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19No.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Not was. Is.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's not from the Zygon. It's from Clara.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25How?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28She's not dead, she's in a pod somewhere.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30They need a live feed to the information in her brain.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32But she's fighting back.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- She's trying to take control, piece by piece.- Texting?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36How much more human do you get?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39The Zygon probably doesn't even know it sent this,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41or why it misfired that bazooka.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42You don't know. It's just a theory.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yes, it's just a theory.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46But how's the hope phase now?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Worse than ever. - Then we've got a game!

0:11:22 > 0:11:23BEEPING

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Hello. If you're watching this, I have been captured and interrogated.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45During the interrogation, I have revealed to you

0:11:45 > 0:11:46the existence of the Osgood box.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50I have revealed its location and the combination to open this safe.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51And guess what?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53BOTH: I lied.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54The Osgood box exists.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- But it's not here. - Stop looking.- Really, stop.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01The Osgood box can end the ceasefire.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03The Osgood box can start the war.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06The Osgood box can wipe out all humankind.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08But there's a reason it's called the Osgood box.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Haven't you guessed?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11RECORDING BREAKS UP

0:12:11 > 0:12:14SHE GROANS

0:12:14 > 0:12:16SHE SHRIEKS

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hello! Hi!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Hello.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Dr John Disco.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It was my plane.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I had a big plane

0:12:30 > 0:12:32for purposes of poncing about.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37It went off with a massive bang

0:12:37 > 0:12:39about half a mile that way?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Actually...

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- It's fine. We're...we're fine, aren't we?- Yeah. Yeah.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Yes, yes, we're fine. Just, um, move along.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55(Come on.)

0:12:55 > 0:12:57PHONE RINGS

0:13:01 > 0:13:03She's answered.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Hello!- You're dead.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Yes, well, I'm dead now,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11and I think I might be a bit more dead in a minute.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13What's your plan, Zygella?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14I don't have a plan.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Come on, you don't invade planets without having kind of plan.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20That's why they're called "planets" - to remind you to PLAN IT?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Hey-hey! That's good! Pun-tastic. Dr Pun-tastic!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, come on, that was a good one, Zygella!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Don't call me Zygella.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29My name's Bonnie.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And you're winking at me.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33I am not winking at you.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Where is the Osgood box?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40You do know what winking means?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43You're sending out some very mixed messages here.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45You know I'm over 2,000 years old?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm old enough to be your Messiah.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50'I am not winking at you. Where is the box?!'

0:13:50 > 0:13:52We need some wheels. The van!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54OK. Non-verbal communication.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I assume that you never bothered to learn Morse code...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59(Specs! Setting 137.)

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Tell me!

0:14:00 > 0:14:03OK, we'll have to try something else. 20 questions.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Where's your pod?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Is it in a tunnel?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Is it in London?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Thanks very much. Gotcha!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Stay where you are, Clara. We're coming to get you.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18And for God's sake, don't let her into your memories!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Memories? What memories? What has she got?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Don't tell her where the Osgood box is,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25and above all, don't tell her WHAT it is.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31TYRES SCREECH

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Obviously, the Zygon could hear that.- Obviously.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42So she's going to poke around inside Clara's mind, looking for answers.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45The mind of Clara Oswald. She may never find her way out!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47HE CHUCKLES

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I don't think I've ever seen you smile before.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Dazzling, isn't it?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- BEEP - Oh! I got a ping on Clara's phone.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's the location Bonnie sent the text from.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59A shopping centre, south London.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Ah, London! Perpetual city, cradle of culture, here we come!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Clara, stay safe.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07She's posted a video link.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12'A video supposedly showing an alien in south London

0:15:12 > 0:15:14'is posted across the internet...'

0:15:14 > 0:15:18This is the same place Bonnie texted from. We need to hurry.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45HISSING

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hello.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, there's no point turning over.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55There's nothing better on the other side.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I could erase your mind.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Then why haven't you?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Having trouble?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Let's see what I can do.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23See, this thing...works two ways, you know.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28- I want those memories!- Trouble is, you're asking me for them,

0:16:28 > 0:16:30which means you can't access them, right?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I can make you tell me.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34No, you can't, otherwise you would have done already.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I can kill you.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Go on, then. - You think you're calling my bluff.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I AM calling your bluff.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You need me alive.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Only as a source of information.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Then you'd better start asking questions.- You'd better not lie.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52You see, that's your problem.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I am a brilliant liar. How are you ever going to know?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, Clara.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00For a moment, I thought you were clever.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04HEARTBEATS ECHO

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Our hearts are linked. Beat for beat.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09The one thing you and I can never do

0:17:09 > 0:17:11is lie to each other.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12HEARTBEATS QUICKEN

0:17:12 > 0:17:14SHE LAUGHS

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, that scared you, didn't it?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22TYRES SCREECH

0:17:25 > 0:17:27London!

0:17:28 > 0:17:29What a dump.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- London's OK. - No, it's not, it's a dump.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34You spend an awful lot of time here, considering it's a dump.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I spend an awful lot of time being kidnapped, tortured,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40shot at and exterminated. Doesn't mean I like it.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Well... This is where the video was shot.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Bonnie was here.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Come on, Doctor.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59There's electricity in the air.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02It stinks. It smells like... barbecues.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15ELECTRICAL SPARKING

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Now, listen to me. Here's what we're going to do.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22I'm going to ask you questions

0:18:22 > 0:18:25and if you don't tell me the exact and complete truth,

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I will know and I WILL kill you. Do you understand me?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yes.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I will slaughter you in that pod right now.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Am I lying to you?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- No.- Good. Then we'll begin.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Where is the Osgood box?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44You will answer me, Clara.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49Truth or consequences, lie and you die. Where is it?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52UNIT HQ. Under the Tower of London.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Where, specifically? - The Black Archive.- Ah, yes.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59The dark little storage facility for forbidden alien tech,

0:18:59 > 0:19:03where this all began. Who has access to it?

0:19:03 > 0:19:04The Osgoods.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Only the Osgoods?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08The Doctor sealed it up after the last time.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Didn't want UNIT interfering with the ceasefire.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Don't avoid the question. Do only the Osgoods have access?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17The Doctor has access, too.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Who else?

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Ah. You.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26YOU have access?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Yes.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Is it a key? Or a code?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34No, a pass. A key code?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Give it to me now.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I can't.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40STEADY HEARTBEATS

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Interesting. You're not lying.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- No, I'm not.- But you have access of some kind.- Obviously.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Give it to me now. - I told you. I can't.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52You KNOW I'm not lying, I can't give you access.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54OK, how do you get in there?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56How, physically, do you get in?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- It's automatic. - But how? Tell me!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03The door is keyed to my body print.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Ah, yes, your body print.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09You can't give me access, because I have access already.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- I'm you.- Yes.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15And what am I going to find? What's in the Osgood box?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Clara?

0:20:22 > 0:20:23The box ends the ceasefire.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25So I'm told. How?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27There's a button inside the box.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Press it, it will transmit a signal

0:20:29 > 0:20:33that will unmask every Zygon on the planet for up to an hour.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35What's there to smile about?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mass panic followed by a war.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Every Zygon on our side at a stroke.

0:20:40 > 0:20:4620 million Zygons against seven billion humans -

0:20:46 > 0:20:48that's not a war you can win.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Then we will die in the fire, instead of living in chains.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Most of your own kind don't want that.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Then it's time we stopped giving them a choice.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00It's time you asked the most important question.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Which is? I'm waiting.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Why's it called an Osgood box?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- I'm not telling you.- Good.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I've been looking forward to hearing you scream.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17I'm not telling you, because when you get to the Black Archive,

0:21:17 > 0:21:19you'll find out for yourself, and when you do,

0:21:19 > 0:21:21you're going to want to speak to me again.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Am I lying to you?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28STEADY HEARTBEATS

0:21:31 > 0:21:33See you later.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38What's your name?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Osgood.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43No, no, no. Your first name?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What's YOUR first name?

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Basil.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Petronella.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Let's just stick with what we had.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02I need to ask you...

0:22:04 > 0:22:06..because it's important,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08because it might matter...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10What's important?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Which one are you? Human or Zygon?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16DOOR OPENS, SQUELCHING

0:22:30 > 0:22:32We can help you.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36It wasn't me.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39They attacked me.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41They saw me. I had to...

0:22:41 > 0:22:43SQUELCHING

0:22:43 > 0:22:46It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's OK.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51A commander came. She turned me back!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54HE GROANS

0:22:54 > 0:22:55We can help. We can help you.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57HE GROANS

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Doctor, we can help him, can't we? - I'm not sure.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02ELECTRICAL SPARKING

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Please!

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Come back! Come back!

0:23:11 > 0:23:15North America reporting back to High Command.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'm going to the Black Archive.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- I'll open it up, you will follow. - Of course.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23But first, locate the Doctor. If possible, duplicate him,

0:23:23 > 0:23:24and then kill him.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26It will be my pleasure.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I can't help you just now, but...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38ELECTRICAL SPARKING

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Why?

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- I was happy like this. I was happy here.- I understand.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I can't change. I can't hide.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Let us help you.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53No!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55You're truth or consequences.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57GURGLING

0:23:57 > 0:23:59We're not. We're really not.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01HE MOANS

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm not part of your fight.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I never wanted to fight anyone,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I just wanted to live here.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Why can't I just live?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14We're on your side.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm not on anyone's side.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18SQUELCHING

0:24:18 > 0:24:21This is my home.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Listen, we are not them.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I can't go back now.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30You've taken my life!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33No, no, no! Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:24:37 > 0:24:38They will kill me.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55There it is, Osgood. There's their plan.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Unmask everyone, provoke fear,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01paranoia, provoke a war.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Doctor...- Kate! Are you all right?

0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be? - It's just I'd heard otherwise.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I'm fine. Doctor, we know where the Zygon command centre is.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12We know where Clara's pod is. We can take you there.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Well, how very convenient,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16because that's just exactly what we're looking for.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23And here it is, the Black Archive.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, I do like being you, Clara.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Everyone just waves you on past.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Now, how does this work?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34BEEPING

0:25:36 > 0:25:38DOOR OPENS

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well, they like a good cave, don't they?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02How many of these pods are occupied?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04We don't know.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Which one is Clara's?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Well, that's strange. It was here before.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Doctor...

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I think they're Zygons.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Oh, you tricky little monkeys!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Normalise.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27SQUELCHING

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Well, Clara, I think you're reaching the end of your...

0:26:48 > 0:26:50PHONE RINGS

0:26:50 > 0:26:52The Doctor is here.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54'Don't kill him. We need him alive.'

0:26:54 > 0:26:56What for?

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Because I just found out why it's called an Osgood box.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- There's two of them. - Two Osgoods, two boxes.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Operation Double. What did you expect?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12What's in them, Doctor? Tell me. Now!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14One box normalises all the Zygons.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- And the other?- Destroys them.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Which is which?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23That would be telling!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Which box normalises the Zygons, Doctor?

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Tell me, or she dies.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55No. This is war. You pull the trigger, you pay the price.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56Kill her.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58The blue one!

0:27:58 > 0:28:01The blue one! The blue one normalises all your people.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Are you lying? Are you lying to me, Doctor?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10No, I'm not.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13And when you open up the box, you'll see I'm not lying.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Doctor?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Doctor!

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Yeah, I know.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Bring him to me!

0:28:38 > 0:28:41- Sorry, Doctor! Self-defence. - You're you!

0:28:41 > 0:28:43- I'm me.- How did you survive?

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Five rounds' rapid.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56SHE SHRIEKS

0:28:56 > 0:28:59I'm sorry, Doctor, I know you don't approve.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Why does peacekeeping always involve killing?

0:29:02 > 0:29:05BEEPING

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Is this the lot?

0:29:07 > 0:29:09No, there are plenty more of them.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11They were the nearest.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14- You are you?- I'm me.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16But human or Zygon?

0:29:16 > 0:29:17Me.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19What are we dealing with?

0:29:19 > 0:29:2120 million Zygons about to be unmasked.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24You don't know whether they are human or not.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26And you can't fight them, not with soldiers.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Which leads me to a very big question.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30I was really hoping that it wouldn't.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33The Z-67, Sullivan's gas, the gas that kills the Zygons.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36- You took it.- Well, you know how it is. Daddy knows best.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39That's what's in the red box, yes?

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Of course it is.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43If I remember rightly, it causes a chain reaction

0:29:43 > 0:29:46in the atmosphere, turns every Zygon on Earth inside-out.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Let me negotiate peace. You can't commit mass murder...

0:29:49 > 0:29:50Then why did you leave the gas with us?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53The boxes are safeguards for both species.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55- You agreed to that. - I never agreed to that.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Yes, you did, then I wiped your memory.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59You agreed to that, too. But that's why there were two Osgoods

0:29:59 > 0:30:03to police the ceasefire. One human and one Zygon,

0:30:03 > 0:30:05to keep the secrets and keep the peace.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07I'm sorry, Doctor.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11Truly. But the peace is failing already.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15Come on.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32It's no good, Bonnie, you can't win.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I don't care.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Hi! Hello! Hello! Oh, hello!

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Hi. Hi. Stop this. Stop this, please.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Let me take both of these boxes away.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48We'll forgive, we'll forget.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50And the ceasefire will stand.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52No.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Doctor, which of these buttons do I press?

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Doctor, which one? Truth or consequences?

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Truth or consequences?

0:31:10 > 0:31:13This is the moment we've all been waiting for.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Make-your-mind-up time!

0:31:15 > 0:31:18IN AMERICAN ACCENT: One of those buttons will destroy the Zygons,

0:31:18 > 0:31:19release the imbecile's gas.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23The other one detonates the nuclear warhead under the Black Archive.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25It'll destroy everyone in London.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Bonnie. Bonnie, sweetheart!

0:31:28 > 0:31:33One of those buttons will unmask every Zygon in the world.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37The other one cancels their ability to change form.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39It'll make them human beings for ever.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42There are safeguards beyond safeguards.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44I did this on a very important day for me

0:31:44 > 0:31:47- and this ceasefire WILL stand. - This is wrong.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48No, it's not.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51You are responsible for all the violence. All of the suffering.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53- No, I'm not.- Yes.- No.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57Yes, you engineered this situation, Doctor. This is your fault.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59- No, it's not, it's your fault. - I had to do what I've done.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02- So did I. - We have been treated like cattle.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05- So, what?- We've been left to fend for ourselves.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09- So is everyone.- It's not fair. - Oh, it's not fair!

0:32:09 > 0:32:13Oh, I didn't realise that it was not fair! You know what?

0:32:13 > 0:32:15My TARDIS doesn't work properly

0:32:15 > 0:32:17and I don't have my own personal tailor.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18The things don't equate.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21These things have happened, Zygella, they are facts.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24YOU just want cruelty to beget cruelty.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28You're not superior to people who were cruel to you,

0:32:28 > 0:32:31you're just a whole bunch of new cruel people.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35A whole bunch of new cruel people

0:32:35 > 0:32:37being cruel to some other people,

0:32:37 > 0:32:40who'll end up being cruel to you.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42The only way anyone can live in peace

0:32:42 > 0:32:45is if they're prepared to forgive.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Why don't you break the cycle?

0:32:51 > 0:32:52Why should we?

0:32:58 > 0:33:00What is it that you actually want?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09- War.- Ah, right!

0:33:11 > 0:33:14And when this war is over,

0:33:14 > 0:33:16when you have a homeland free from humans,

0:33:16 > 0:33:19what do you think it's going to be like?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Do you know? Have you thought about it?

0:33:21 > 0:33:23Have you given it any consideration?

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Because you're very close to getting what you want.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29What's it going to be like? Paint me a picture.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Are you going to live in houses? Do you want people to go to work?

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Will there be holidays?

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Oh! Will there be music?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Do you think people will be allowed to play violins?

0:33:39 > 0:33:40Who's going to make the violins?

0:33:40 > 0:33:44Well? Oh, you don't actually know, do you?

0:33:44 > 0:33:48Because, like every other tantrumming child in history,

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Bonnie, you don't actually know what you want.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55So, let me ask you a question about this brave new world of yours.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59When you've killed all the bad guys, and when it's all perfect

0:33:59 > 0:34:03and just and fair, when you have finally got it

0:34:03 > 0:34:05exactly the way you want it,

0:34:05 > 0:34:08what are you going to do with the people like you?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11The troublemakers.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16How are you going to protect your glorious revolution

0:34:16 > 0:34:18from the next one?

0:34:20 > 0:34:21We'll win.

0:34:21 > 0:34:26Oh, will you? Well, maybe...maybe you WILL win!

0:34:26 > 0:34:28But nobody wins for long.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31The wheel just keeps turning.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35So, come on.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Break the cycle.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Why are you still talking?

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Because I want to get you to see, and I'm almost there!

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- You know what- I- see, Doctor?

0:34:46 > 0:34:48A box.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51A box with everything I need.

0:34:51 > 0:34:52A 50% chance.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54For us, too.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59And we're off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky?

0:34:59 > 0:35:02Are you ready to play the game? Who's going to be quickest?

0:35:02 > 0:35:04- Who's going to be luckiest? - This is not a game!

0:35:04 > 0:35:07No, it's not a game, sweetheart, and I mean that most sincerely.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Why are you doing this?

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Yes, I'd quite like to know that, too. You set this up - why?

0:35:12 > 0:35:13Because it's not a game, Kate.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18This is a scale model of war.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21Every war ever fought, right there in front of you.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Because it's always the same.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel,

0:35:27 > 0:35:30you have no idea who's going to die!

0:35:30 > 0:35:35You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn!

0:35:36 > 0:35:38How many hearts will be broken!

0:35:40 > 0:35:42How many lives shattered!

0:35:42 > 0:35:44How much blood will spill until everybody does until

0:35:44 > 0:35:47what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning -

0:35:47 > 0:35:49sit down and talk!

0:35:51 > 0:35:53HE SIGHS

0:35:53 > 0:35:57Listen to me. Listen, I just... I just want you to think.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Do you know what thinking is?

0:36:00 > 0:36:03It's a fancy word for changing your mind.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05I will not change my mind.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Then you will die stupid.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11Alternatively, you could step away from that box,

0:36:11 > 0:36:13you can walk right out of that door

0:36:13 > 0:36:16and you could stand your revolution down.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18No!

0:36:18 > 0:36:22I'm not stopping this, Doctor. I started it. I will not stop it.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24You think they'll let me go, after what I've done?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27You're all the same, you screaming kids.

0:36:27 > 0:36:28You know that?

0:36:28 > 0:36:30"Look at me, I'm unforgiveable."

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Well, here's the unforeseeable. I forgive you...

0:36:33 > 0:36:35after all you've done.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39I forgive you.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43You don't understand.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48You will never understand.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50I don't understand?

0:36:50 > 0:36:53Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56You mean, you call this a war? This funny little thing?

0:36:56 > 0:36:58This is not a war!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03I did worse things than you could ever imagine.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06And when I close my eyes...

0:37:07 > 0:37:11..I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count!

0:37:11 > 0:37:14And do you know what you do with all that pain?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Shall I tell you where you put it?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18You hold it tight...

0:37:19 > 0:37:21..till it burns your hand,

0:37:21 > 0:37:23and you say this...

0:37:24 > 0:37:28No-one else will ever have to live like this!

0:37:28 > 0:37:31No-one else will have to feel this pain!

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Not on my watch!

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Thank you.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Thank you.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54I'm sorry.

0:37:54 > 0:37:55I know.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57I know, thank you.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Well?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27It's empty, isn't it?

0:38:29 > 0:38:34Both boxes. There's nothing in them...

0:38:34 > 0:38:36just buttons.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42Of course.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Do you know how you know that?

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Because you've started to think like me.

0:38:55 > 0:38:56It's hell, isn't it?

0:38:56 > 0:38:59No-one should have to think like that.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01And no-one will.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Not on our watch.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Gotcha!

0:39:23 > 0:39:24How can you be so sure?

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Because you have a disadvantage, Zygella.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31I know that face.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38This is all very well, but we know the boxes are empty now.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40We can't forget that.

0:39:40 > 0:39:45No. Well, um, you've said that the last 15 times.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING

0:40:01 > 0:40:03You didn't wipe my memory.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09No. Just Kate's. Oh, and your little friend's here, of course.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12When they wake up, they won't remember what you've done.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14It'll be our secret.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- You're going to protect me? - You're one of us now,

0:40:17 > 0:40:18whether you like it, or not.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21I don't understand how you could just forgive me.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Because I've been where you have.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29There was another box.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31- I- was going to press another button.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36I was going to wipe out all of my own kind -

0:40:36 > 0:40:39man, woman and child - I was so sure I was right.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43What happened?

0:40:43 > 0:40:45The same thing that happened to you.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48I let Clara Oswald get inside my head.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Trust me.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59She doesn't leave.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Zygon High Command, the ceasefire is back in place.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32The rebels are standing down. You are all...

0:41:34 > 0:41:35..safe.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52- The TARDIS.- The TARDIS.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54What does it stand for?

0:41:54 > 0:41:56What?

0:41:56 > 0:41:57You're kidding me?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Surely you know that?

0:41:59 > 0:42:01I've heard a couple of different versions.

0:42:01 > 0:42:02I made it up from the initials.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05It stands for "Totally And Radically Driving In Space".

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Do you want to come?

0:42:07 > 0:42:11All of the future, all of history,

0:42:11 > 0:42:14and all of the universe?

0:42:15 > 0:42:17More than anything.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20But I think I have to stay.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23I've got a couple of boxes to keep an eye on.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25And a world to keep safe.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Fair enough.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Clara, would you mind, um...

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Mind what?

0:42:37 > 0:42:39I'll see you in the TARDIS, OK?

0:42:41 > 0:42:42Uh...yeah, sure.

0:42:45 > 0:42:46Take care, you!

0:42:46 > 0:42:50You take care of him. Don't let him die, or anything.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51What if he's really annoying?

0:42:51 > 0:42:53- Then, fine.- Got ya.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02I need to know - which one are you?

0:43:02 > 0:43:04I'm Osgood.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Human or Zygon?

0:43:06 > 0:43:09I'll answer that question one day.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Do you know when day that will be?

0:43:12 > 0:43:15The day nobody cares about the answer.

0:43:18 > 0:43:19Gotcha!

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Oh, look at his face.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24It's almost not fair.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27I don't...I don't... How...how...

0:43:27 > 0:43:29Oh, think it through, Doctor.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31It wouldn't be right, would it?

0:43:31 > 0:43:32To carry on using Clara's face...

0:43:32 > 0:43:34When there's a vacancy.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Zygella?- Osgood!

0:43:39 > 0:43:40But which one of you...

0:43:40 > 0:43:41- BOTH:- Osgood!

0:43:41 > 0:43:43It doesn't matter which of us is which.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46All that matters is that Osgood lives.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48And nothing's going to stop us!

0:43:48 > 0:43:52You're a credit to your species, Petronella Osgood.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54No, Basil.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57We're a credit to both of them.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Oh, and you should know...

0:44:00 > 0:44:03I'm a very big fan.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16- So, you must have thought I was dead for a while?- Yeah.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18How was that?

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Longest month of my life.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25It could only have been five minutes!

0:44:27 > 0:44:28I'll be the judge of time.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43VWORP! VWORP! VWORP!

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Ice creams?

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Yes, ice creams.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Then back to work!

0:44:53 > 0:44:56- What's today? - Oh, you know, same old, same old.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59Defending the Earth.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01THEY INHALE DEEPLY

0:45:12 > 0:45:15You must not watch this.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17You can never unsee it.

0:45:17 > 0:45:2024 hours ago, this station fell silent.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22We've come to find out why.

0:45:22 > 0:45:26- What are these? - Morpheus.- What is Morpheus?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29The Morpheus machine concentrates the whole nocturnal experience.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32- Now you can go a whole month without sleep.- Time is money.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35Congratulations, Professor. You've conquered nature.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37You've also created an abomination.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Run! Run! Run!

0:45:40 > 0:45:43You can't stop them. None of us can.