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0:00:36 > 0:00:38I want to report a crime.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Well, you've certainly come to the right...

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Rape. I've been raped.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Come in!

0:00:59 > 0:01:04- You wanted to see me.- Harrison, are you going to send me the Lloyd-Beckett file before Christmas?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I don't think I've had it back from...

0:01:07 > 0:01:08I want it on my desk tomorrow.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Sure.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- I don't like having to chase forensics.- So why are you?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Profiler's updated the Scraper's MO.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20He's got a unique signature. I'm glad he's not on our patch.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Right.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I am sorry...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35but I could not help myself.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40I take great pride in my ability to keep a calm equilibrium...

0:01:40 > 0:01:41I know...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- But yesterday that girl...- Lauren.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48..that girl did her very best to undermine, not only my demeanour,

0:01:48 > 0:01:50but also my professionalism.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Well, yes, I agree. She should have behaved better.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Better?- Mrs Tembe...

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Someone of good character would not do such a thing.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02We're not here to judge Lauren's character.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Do you not think it is a pertinent issue?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07We are here to try and establish what went awry, yesterday.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12I gather there were other incidents, involving Imogen?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yes, and I will be talking to Imogen to get her account.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17But I also need to hear Lauren's side as well.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Well, she does not seem in a hurry to present it.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28No.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30FLIES BUZZING

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Bit early in the day for fancy dress.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Sorry?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- What's her complaint?- Him. Rape.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Apparently.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Nicky? Hi, I'm Doctor Clay. Jimmi. Sorry to keep you waiting.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24If you follow me I'll take you somewhere more comfortable and we can go through a few things.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25OK.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Nice handbag. Do you think his boyfriend bought it for him?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Is that a professional observation, DI Kilburne?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's an observation, Sergeant Hollins.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Was that the assault complainant? - Yeah.- Right.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52We've no STOs, Liz Blanks is off sick

0:03:52 > 0:03:55and DC Wright is escorting a prisoner back from South Yorkshire.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Easily identified by his flat cap and whippet.- Very droll.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04So with neither of them here, I'd like you to interview the complainant.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Me?- Problem?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- No.- Good. Sergeant Hollins, you can sit in.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Unusual circumstances, Be good experience for you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Ready when you are.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- I'm terribly sorry, Mr Earnshaw, I know it's frustrating...- Excuse me.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Sorry, I'll be with you as soon as I can...- This is ridiculous!- Notes?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Have you seen the time?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Well done.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- You stink of booze.- I showered.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Congratulations. It appears to be seeping through your pores.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46No face-to-face with patients this morning.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50There is tardiness. And there is lateness.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- And if someone...- I'll ring her.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Finished the meeting?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00We haven't even started yet.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Miss Porter has decided not to grace us with her presence.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Really?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Not wishing to decry Imogen, but a cool head in reception...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I will attend.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15One at a time!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Surprised by Lauren.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19She's one of the most organised people I've met.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Maybe she's embarrassed?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24After the havoc she caused at the Campus on Monday?

0:05:24 > 0:05:31And something else, she does seem to be giving Kevin the run-around.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32- Ah.- "Ah"?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- He's a bit "tired and emotional" this morning.- Drunk?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- More the after-effects. - Well, we can't have that!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, don't worry. Daniel has got him on back-office tasks.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Have you washed or showered?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Wanted to.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38PHONE BEEPS

0:06:38 > 0:06:40ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE: This is Lauren.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43If you've got something to say, leave a message and I'll get back to you.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46'Lauren, this is Julia again.'

0:06:46 > 0:06:49This isn't good enough. We were expecting you for the meeting.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I've phoned your agency and they haven't heard from you, either.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57I understand if you're embarrassed, but if there's a problem, I'm sure we can resolve it.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00So will you please get back to me. I'll try your mobile again.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11PHONE BUZZES

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- So, Nicholas...- It's Nicky.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19That's what you'd prefer to be called?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- That's my name.- Sure.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25So, you met this man at the Clarendon Bar?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Yes.- Do you go there often?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- I work there.- Barman?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Manager.- That's a straight establishment, isn't it?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Not too wacky, you mean? - No, I mean it's not the same category

0:07:36 > 0:07:38as The Shipwell Arms or the Scarlet and Blue?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I believe gay people work at the airport.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Doesn't make it a gay airport.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43But you are gay?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I date men.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- And you're transsexual?- No.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Transvestite?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I dress as a woman.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- By preference?- By need.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Unusual, though, isn't it? Because most transvestites aren't gay?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Boss, is this really...

0:07:59 > 0:08:04In my experience, people's sexuality isn't always reflected in their wardrobe.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I was born a man. I live as a woman.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11But you've preferred to remain a man, physically?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Are my preferences the issue?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Do you often take men home from work?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Men I work with, or just men?- Men. - I have done.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- For sex?- Not everyone likes chess.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Last night, you took a man home for sex?- I can be attracted without wanting to have sex.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- But you did fancy him?- Yes.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Had you met him before?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- No.- So you didn't want sex, even though you...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I hadn't made up my mind.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- But you helped him make up his mind? - DI Kilburne...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I never said, "Come back and have sex with me."

0:08:42 > 0:08:45No, but...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I didn't offer.- What was his name?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I... I can't...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53You took a man home for sex last night

0:08:53 > 0:08:55and you don't even know his name?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57DI Kilburne, boss.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Can I have a quick word?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08With all due respect, sir.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10What do you think you're playing at?

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- I'm interviewing the... - She's not a suspect.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15I know he isn't.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17So why are you apportioning blame?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20I'm attempting to establish circumstances.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21You're saying she lead him on.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25I'm establishing whether that might have been the case.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Not exactly shaken up, is he? - So, what does that mean?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, coming out with sarcy replies.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Probably the nerves.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35How many rape complainants have you seen that composed?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37OK, fair enough. It's not usual.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39So of those that are that composed,

0:09:39 > 0:09:43how many were crying foul, out for revenge, change their mind?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Not in the majority... - But it has happened?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47All right, a couple.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51And what about into stranger danger, no names,

0:09:51 > 0:09:54no strings, violence a bit of a turn-on...

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Yes, it happens... But, you and her.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- This is different.- Why?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Because the complainant's a man?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08You wouldn't be accusing me of homophobia, would you, sergeant?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Let's just say that I think you're taking

0:10:11 > 0:10:14a very harsh line on questioning with someone who's been assaulted.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17And a defence barrister won't?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I'm not a Specially Trained Officer.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm good old plain CID. I know how to put case together.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And I also know what will leave it with enough holes

0:10:26 > 0:10:31for a Brief to tear through it. So I'll ignore your insinuations.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Just do as you were asked and observe.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43THUNDER RUMBLES

0:11:12 > 0:11:16FLIES BUZZ

0:11:47 > 0:11:51- So, you offered him a drink? - Wine.- And you had one?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53A glass.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Did you ever leave your glass unattended?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Did he drug me, you mean?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58No. Never left the room.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01So, what happened while you were drinking the wine?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- We chatted.- About what?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Lots of things. He liked music. He was intelligent.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Charming?- Yes.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13And did anything else happen while you were chatting?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- We kissed.- Who made the first move?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Can't remember.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Too drunk?- I wasn't drunk.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23It was... It just happened.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- A passionate kiss?- Yes.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28And then what happened?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34He started kissing my neck.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Biting.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Did it turn you on?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42He was biting too hard, I...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You what?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47It was too much.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48I just felt...

0:12:50 > 0:12:54I was tired. It wasn't right.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56So, suddenly, it wasn't right?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Yes. It wasn't right.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- And you told him that?- Hollins.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I told him I felt tired.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- But he was expecting sex? - He may have...

0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, nothing you had said or done up to this point would have discouraged him?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- No, but... - But you wanted him to stop?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Yes.- But by then, it was too late for him?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19He threw me onto the floor.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21He pulled my dress up,

0:13:21 > 0:13:25tore my tights and my knickers. And then, he...

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Did you say no?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- I think so. - You think so?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I tried to shout.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I tried to scream.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39He had his hand, his fist...

0:13:41 > 0:13:43He had his fist pushed into my mouth.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45And he was aware you were a man?

0:13:47 > 0:13:48You HAD told him?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Why didn't you tell him?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I like to...- You like to what?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I like to pass.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06So, you lead him on, thinking you were a woman?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I normally tell.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10But you didn't this time?

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Inspector.- So, you got yourself in sexual circumstances,

0:14:14 > 0:14:16where he believed that you were a woman?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Would it matter if I was a woman? - Well...- He did it, anyway!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24It didn't matter if I was a man. It didn't matter if I was a woman.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26He was bigger than me,

0:14:26 > 0:14:30he was stronger than me

0:14:30 > 0:14:32and he raped me.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53I see reception seems to be missing Lauren's cool hand.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Not sure if her presence will be missed.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01- I thought you boys were pleased to have a hottie on the desk. - There's more to things than looks.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Pregnancy must also be making me deaf.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10OK, let's just say that in the last few days,

0:15:10 > 0:15:12she's shown a different side to herself.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I've got nothing against good looks,

0:15:14 > 0:15:17but when a girl uses them out of pure manipulation...

0:15:17 > 0:15:18All right, Kevin.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- Tea?- No. I'm fine, thanks.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28So, are you questioning DI Kilburne's methods?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I think I'm questioning his line of questioning.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Not sure what you're saying.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I don't think he's being impartial.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39How does partiality come into this?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41He's being prejudiced because the complainant is male.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- A gay male?- Mmm-hmm.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48So, you're accusing DI Kilburne of homophobia?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Because the complainant is a gay male,

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I think that is more of a factor than it should be.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- You don't think allowance should be made for that?- It's still rape.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58No, it's an accusation of rape.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01What if it was a woman?

0:16:01 > 0:16:07And she was accusing a dating partner? Or a relative?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Or maybe her husband?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Every case has its own particular circumstances.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- As an experienced offer, you should know that.- I do.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17You know that most rapes go unreported.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Male rapes in particular. - But this one has been.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24So, are you saying that DI Kilburne has failed to establish

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- the particular circumstances surrounding the allegation?- No.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I know you two don't see eye to eye.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33But DI Kilburne is an experienced officer,

0:16:33 > 0:16:37with a high rate of conviction. Maybe you should bear that in mind.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Especially before making accusations.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Have we had any word from Lauren? - No, not yet.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Maybe she is too embarrassed.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Maybe she just realises that she can't show her face.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Maybe it's time we all moved on.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Move on?

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Lauren's contract was almost up, so for the sake of the practice, can we look to the future?

0:17:02 > 0:17:07I would find it easier to look to the future with an apology.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Yeah, me, too. - We don't always get what we want.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13If Lauren has decided not to come in, that's her decision.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17So, can we please just get on with things. OK?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Thank you.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24No way I'm forgetting about it.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26She's probably lying around at home, just laughing at us.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30But it means she is no longer here.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32We are the incumbents

0:17:32 > 0:17:37and we shall dispense our duties with aplomb and professionalism.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- What the hell do you think you're doing?- What?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Telling Driver I'm prejudiced. - That's how it looked to me.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Maybe you don't know what you're looking at.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Maybe that's why you were passed over for CID.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Still get seconded. - Yes, as a token plod.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58At least this token plod knows how to treat a victim with sensitivity.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59What are you suggesting?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02You've been having a go at Nicky right from the start.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- The remarks. The inappropriate questioning.- Inappropriate?

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Yeah, you wouldn't dare suggest to a female complainant

0:18:09 > 0:18:10that she'd led somebody on.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Yes, but Nicky hadn't told him she was a man.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- She said that she normally does. - Not this time.- It's still rape.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Yes. According to her.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Oh, it's "her", now, is it?- What?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25So far, you've been referring to her as "him".

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Don't.- You have a problem with this? - I don't have a problem.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33- You have a problem with somebody reporting male rape as a crime? - When did I say that?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- You implied it.- How?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37By completely discounting Nicky's account.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- No, I didn't. - And suggesting that it's her fault.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44- I'm trying to be objective. - That's not how it looks, Ian.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46I have to take a stance.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Yeah, but your position is, you know what happened. - It's not about knowing.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- In the room, were you?- No. - How can you know?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- I don't know. - How do you know what was said?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- I... I... - How do you know that Nicky's lying?

0:18:57 > 0:19:02- How do you know that Nicky's lying when she says that he... - Because it happened to me!

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Because it happened to me.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I was out running.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Normally, go down by the toll path, but it was a nice evening,

0:19:30 > 0:19:32early in the summer.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38'I went down the road round the park

0:19:38 > 0:19:43'and I saw the car and then, there were two of them.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47'They grabbed me and pulled me to the ground.'

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I couldn't do anything.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Course not. Not if there was two of them.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I've seen loads of times in uniform,

0:19:59 > 0:20:03you know, drunks and demos and picket lines.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Look how many times that we restrain blokes,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09big blokes, nasty...

0:20:09 > 0:20:12But I couldn't do anything.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14When they had finished...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18..they drove off.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I don't know how long I lay there for.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Nothing.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I was nothing.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32I made it home, I went straight to the shower.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Me, who knows everything about procedure

0:20:35 > 0:20:39and evidence and forensics.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I just wanted to scrub it away.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I wanted to scrub me away.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Have you told anybody else?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Your wife?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Have you had a test, Ian?

0:21:04 > 0:21:05I think you should.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10I know.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15- And I think you should report it. - Oh, what good would that do?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17This is a serious crime.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20How many female rapes do we solve?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22As many as we can.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'll be the laughing stock of the station.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26No, no.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- No. There's nobody here that would take that lightly.- Except me?

0:21:35 > 0:21:39When I heard it was a rape, I was so angry.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44It was so easy for him to come in here and...

0:21:44 > 0:21:48I don't think that Nicky's found any of this easy.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Do you think I should tell?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Yeah, report it. - Do you think I should tell Nicky?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's up to you.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Thank you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'm sorry.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10FLIES BUZZ

0:22:37 > 0:22:39You expect my sympathy?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- No, I, er...- Do you know how long I was lying there?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Could have been hours.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Could have been days.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55But I got up.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00I wanted to shower.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Burn my clothes.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Strip my skin off.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14It took everything I had to leave the house...

0:23:16 > 0:23:17..come here...

0:23:19 > 0:23:21..step inside this building...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26..and you treat me as if it's my fault.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I felt it was mine.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31It wasn't.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It just happened to be you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41It just happened to be me.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48But I refuse to be anybody's victim.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Anybody's.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Come in.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55# Serve God, love me and mend

0:24:56 > 0:25:01# This is not the end

0:25:03 > 0:25:08# Live unbruised, we are friends

0:25:09 > 0:25:13# And I'm sorry

0:25:16 > 0:25:21# I'm sorry

0:25:35 > 0:25:41# Sigh no more, no more

0:25:41 > 0:25:47# One foot in sea and one on shore

0:25:47 > 0:25:52# My heart was never pure

0:25:54 > 0:25:59# You know me

0:26:01 > 0:26:05# You know me

0:26:08 > 0:26:11# But man is a giddy thing

0:26:11 > 0:26:15# Oh, man is a giddy thing

0:26:15 > 0:26:18# Oh, man is a giddy thing

0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Oh, man is a giddy thing. #

0:26:31 > 0:26:33You just worry about the pills.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh, and erm...

0:26:34 > 0:26:37You've got till six o'clock,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39or you're dead.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41# A little tom-tit

0:26:41 > 0:26:43# Sang... #

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Willow, titwillow, titwillow.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47No, sing. Sing.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I couldn't come to you - you wouldn't believe me.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51You never even tried.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Lauren said that you wouldn't!

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