0:00:29 > 0:00:31Wakey, wakey!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Cherry?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Ah! Jimmi, that's really sweet.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40What's all this?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm just emailing the house hunter.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ugh, can't we cancel? How often do we get a day off together?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- She's expecting us.- So? Just tell her you're sick, or something,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- I can think of better ways to pass the time.- Jimmi! - PHONE BEEPS
0:00:52 > 0:00:53It's my mum. Ha!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59She says everyone's jealous that we're employing a house hunter!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01She'll charge a whacking commission.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03If she does the donkey work it's worth it.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- She doesn't know us, how's she going to find us our dream home?- By this.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Our own personal wish list, I'm just typing it up now.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15You mean our personal wish list that you've filled in on your own?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17For both of us? Come here.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Why?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Walk in wardrobe...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24en suite...
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- hot tub. Are you serious? In Letherbridge?- You never know!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I am not living in a pink palace, I need to add in a few things.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35What? A power point for your PlayStation?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Ha-ha-ha(!) Sure this is a good idea?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah, she's a professional, she knows property,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- which is more than we do! - What's her name again?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Rachel? Rachel!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Come back to bed!- In a minute! Stop bleating, will you?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Clive! I've told you not to waste the battery! Switch it off.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'll save it for later, for when I'm feeling horny.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Darling, you're always horny. Why else d'you think I'm here.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's not for your scintillating conversation is it?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I'm feeling quite horny now actually.- I've got to go.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Why?- Because some of us have to work,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- we can't all live off Mummy and Daddy! - PHONE RINGS
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Max? Darling!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25(It's my agent.)
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Great, thanks, how are you?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Yes, of course I'm still interested!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, I thought we had another week?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, it's fine. You know me, always on it!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Sure, you'll have it first thing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45OK, speak to you later.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50They need the show reel by tomorrow.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52How the hell am I going to manage that?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Don't suppose there's any chance of some brekkie is there?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Oh, Mum, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's no trouble!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Besides, you need a good breakfast
0:03:05 > 0:03:07before you do all that house hunting.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Mummy, can we have two houses?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Two? Why do we need two? - So Ellie can come.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Who's Ellie?- She's my friend.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'm not sure her mummy and daddy would be too pleased, darling.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21They would if they saw the prices round here.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Some real bargains out there. - Really?- Hm.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Today's just fact-finding. Research. - Yes, I know/
0:03:27 > 0:03:30But it's always good to have an open mind.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I just hope Cherry and Jimmi don't mind us tagging along too much.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Course they won't! Come on, get stuck in.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Chloe cut her own soldiers.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43This is really good of you, Julia.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Well, it's nice to be a family again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47I could get used to this, you know!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52LOUD MUSIC
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Darren? Can you keep it down, mate? I'm trying to work. Thanks.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Hiya.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Hi.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Can I help you, mate?- I'm Nigel.- And?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I hear you're prosecuting the Watson Re-enactment.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah, it's not a secret.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23- I wondered if you'd be needing a barrister's clerk?- No.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Oh.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29It's just...it's a pet subject of mine.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- I wrote a dissertation on it. - On this case?- Yeah.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38By the way, who's your opposing counsel?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- KNOCK ON DOOR - Enter!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Doctor Carter? Oh, my word!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yes?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Are these the case files?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I have been reading up about the trial.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- I have my own theories.- If there's nothing else. I'm very, very busy.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Oh, yes, your post.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I was wondering.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Maybe I can help you prepare for the trial?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I love courtroom dramas, I watch them all the time...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09That won't be necessary. It's an open and shut case.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12But she was hanged!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'm very well aware of that, Mrs Tembe.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17So, how do you intend to get her off?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I'll think of something. I will...improvise.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Pfft! I'm glad you are not representing me!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've got a variety of properties to show you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Letherbridge is becoming very highly sought after by young professionals,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36which means there are more buyers than properties.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38so today could get competitive.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40This is our house search, isn't it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh, absolutely, we're not actively looking, so...
0:05:43 > 0:05:46We are interested, darling, we're not as far along as you are,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48but we can be an outside eye, if that's OK?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52And just think of me as Phil to Rachel's Kirstie!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Well, yes, shall we just get started then?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Unless you've got any questions?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I've got a question, what's in it for you?- Jimmi!- That's OK!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm completely transparent with all my clients regarding costs.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Here's everything you need to know.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Unless of course you'd rather spend the next six months
0:06:08 > 0:06:11trudging round estate agent's offices? Such fun!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Happy now?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- They seem like a nice bunch. - Hm, yes, more's the pity.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27So? What did you think of my Phil and Kirstie line?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Clive, don't bury yourself in the part.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Your follow-up appointment will be at three o'clock on Tuesday, Mrs Dalton.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Would you like me to make you a little card?- No, no.- OK, goodbye.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ahem.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Busy morning?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51No more than usual.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Is there something you wanted, Doctor Carter?- No, no, no.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03Erm, well, it's just, you said you watched a lot of courtroom drama.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:13My friends say, "Winifred, you could write a best seller!"
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Hopefully one of these days!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Well, it's just I'm writing my opening statement and, er...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I've got a little bit stuck.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Wondering if you could help? - Of course.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Brilliant!- If you buy me lunch.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- What d'you think? It's certainly got kerb appeal.- Definitely!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- No?- I'm not keen on gated communities,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39it's a bit Stepford Wives.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43It's a great place for children, if that's a consideration?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- It is for us, we want loads of them, don't we?- Dozens!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Shall we just go inside? - Of course. After you.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Actually, Clive, why don't you wait here? We won't be long.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Now we're at the top of your budget,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10but I think you'll agree it's the VERY definition
0:08:10 > 0:08:13of modern open plan living.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Bright, spacious, first class spec.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Wow!- The space is fantastic.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- How expensive are we talking? - It's a bit clinical for my liking.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Fully integrated kitchen, four modern bedrooms.- Price?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- One has been converted into a den. - Warming to it. Patrick?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30We could move in now, it's exactly what we want!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34There's something else that was on your wish list in the main bedroom.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35OK!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Not your cup of tea?- Hmm!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Bit like an oversized bachelor pad.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- How long have you known Cherry and Jimmi?- We hardly know them at all.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Oh, I see.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Actually, I'm glad I've got you on your own.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02So what d'you reckon to this place, then?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05If I was 21 I'd already be signing the lease.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Not fair is it?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I remember the first place Sally and I had, that was a new build.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Felt like someone else's life. - Oh, yeah, I might have known!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17What do you think?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- There's a walk-in wardrobe!- Yeah.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I must be getting old, but it's not for me.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Ha-ha!- Are you deaf?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I said there's a walk-in wardrobe!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Yeah, but there's no hot tub!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hot tub?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Things haven't been great for a while, we just need a project.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- A new place would be perfect. - Are you planning to grow the family?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Is that estate agent speak for having more kids?- Sorry, I didn't mean...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's all right. We have one daughter and that's enough.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, at least it is for me.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Look, if you really are wanting to buy
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I could juggle the properties we're seeing next.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Something more to your taste. - What about Cherry and Jimmi?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, like you said, you hardly know them.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Rachel?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- I think we're ready to move on. - Oh, sure!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Well, I liked it!- Yeah, but I think Jimmi's right, though.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Plus, it's not very child friendly, is it?- Yeah, I suppose.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21What you were saying earlier about kids. How many do you actually want?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Erm, three?- Three?!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Maybe four? - THEY LAUGH
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Right! Onwards and upwards!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Why? Where's next? A high rise? CHERRY LAUGHS
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You'll just have to wait and see!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Enjoying yourself?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Everything all right?- Yep.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You've had two missed calls from Max.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Great(!)
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What will you do about this show reel cos it's not going to shoot itself!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Actually, it might. I've got a little mission for you.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Sounds fun, where are we off to next?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Roskilde Avenue.- Right, I don't think we've got details for that one.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, we wouldn't have. You can drive.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Can you just run that by me again? - Amelia was iniquitous -
0:11:05 > 0:11:08entirely cognisant that she'd sacrificed her whole estate
0:11:08 > 0:11:10and societal position. Ergo the murder.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- There's only one possible adjudication.- Let's hope so.
0:11:14 > 0:11:20No, there is. Res Ipsa Loquitur, "The thing speaks for itself."
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, not great with the Latin.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24No? I think everyone should have at least one dead language.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Got to start my shift - haven't looked at the witness statements. - I can do that for you.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30We could reconvene later.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I'll brief you on them. - You don't mind?- No!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Animadverto vos anon.- Eh?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I'll see you anon.- Great!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Three bedrooms and a family bathroom.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- The loft's just begging to be converted.- Or condemned.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Is there a funny smell in here? - Yeah, disappointment.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Bags of potential, don't you think?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Hmm, think I'll have a nosey outside.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Why don't you have a look upstairs. The bedrooms are a good size.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- You wanted a project?- It's perfect.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- In that case, maybe you should work on your husband?- Hmm.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Time for you to do your bit.- OK.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- You keep them busy while I set up down here.- Uh-huh.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh, and Clive? Don't balls it up!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46So, what d'you think?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I don't think it's Cherry's cup of tea.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I mean for us! Chloe would love this.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52She'd miss her friends.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56She's eight years old, Patrick, she'll make new ones.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01We can't just up everything and move. We need to be practical.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02You sound just like your father!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I should have known you'd get that one in!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- I don't trust her, she's up to something.- Yeah, finding us a house!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Just not this one.- I caught her saying something to Sally.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hiya, how are you getting on?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Yeah, fine, interesting...decor.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Yeah, very...retro.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22So, I take it you're not keen?
0:13:22 > 0:13:28- Nope.- Shame, given it's 50k under your budget.- Sorry?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30We could stay at your mum's while it's being renovated.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Chloe can have the loft
0:13:32 > 0:13:35and we could convert the other two bedrooms into offices.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Or keep one for a nursery.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, for goodness sake, let's not have that conversation again!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Guys, could you come back inside, please? It's important.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Rachel, can I have a word...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Sure, I just need to get everyone in here first.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Guys...
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Right, I've had a call from the vendor
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- and someone's put in an offer.- What? - It hasn't been accepted yet,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05but I need to know, are you interested?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yes, definitely.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I thought you wanted somewhere you could move into immediately?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Yeah, we do but, you know, we can get a builder in,
0:14:13 > 0:14:15strip the place out, get the exact spec we want!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- So you're a property developer? - What's that supposed to mean?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You are being naive. - Don't talk to her like that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23We're interested too and we get first refusal.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- I don't think so!- Cherry did chip in before you did.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31We can't move this fast. We need to talk it through with Mum for a start.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32How quickly do you need a decision?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Realistically, I'd need one now.- Now?!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Sally, we can't do this.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Our own house isn't even on the market. Be realistic!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41We need to talk. Lots of work needs to be done.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- No, you're right, we can't do it.- What?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Sorry, we need more time. - Cherry, what about you?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Jimmi's right, it's a lot to take on.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- But it's a bargain...- Clive.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's fine.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Why don't we all decamp for lunch? Take a breather?- OK.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm sorry, I didn't mean to have a go.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04I think you're making a huge mistake.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Rachel, why are you so desperate to make a sale?- I'm not.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Well, you are. You've been stirring things up all morning.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- I've had enough, let's just go. - No wait! Look, I'm sorry.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17The truth is, I've been approached
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- about presenting a new TV show about house hunting.- Another one?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- This one's competitive. - You're made for it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I need prospective buyers
0:15:25 > 0:15:28who don't mind appearing on camera for my audition.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Would you be interested?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33So...we'd be on the telly?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34- No! No way.- Jimmi!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'm sorry, Rachel, you were employed to help find us a house,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39not turn us into celebrities.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41But I've got so many great properties to show you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Forget the TV thing. Just give me another chance.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Meet me in the Icon bar in an hour? Please?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52We'll think about it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58But we could be on the telly!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Look, after my last brush with fame, I ended up chained to a radiator.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- No thanks!- What about the other properties?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We could at least have a look at them.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You got some great footage!- Except it's useless for my show reel!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- What? Why?- Because I need to make the actual sale on camera, Clive!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15And in case you hadn't noticed they both turned it down!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Shame, I thought they could have been really happy here.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20As if I give a fig about that!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22So, what are you going to do now?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I'll just have to offer them a house they can't possibly refuse.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30"A monstrous and unnatural woman", that's what the press called her.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33But there are so many extenuating circumstances!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Yes, but my whole defence
0:16:34 > 0:16:37is based on reinterpreting existing testimony.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I can't re-interview witnesses, they died years ago.
0:16:39 > 0:16:45All you have to do is to prove that there was a reasonable doubt.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- What did you think of my opening statement?- Honestly?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It is too preachy! Even for me.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55You sound more like a vicar than a lawyer.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57All right, well, I'm no Perry Mason.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04She was a child, Doctor Carter. Nineteen years old!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07You have to put the jury in her shoes.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Make them feel her pain.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Show them the person behind the headlines.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Now, that is what Perry Mason would do.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- All done.- What's this?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Well, these are your closing and opening statements.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I've also written some suggested cross examination questions.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I thought we were just bouncing ideas around?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Sorry, I just got a bit carried away.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Hi, everyone.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Hi, Rachel, how are you? - I'm fine, thanks.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44So, we hear you're going to be a reality TV star?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yes, the less said about that the better!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49So, just a rehearsal, or are you going to find us a house?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Definitely the latter!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Speaking of which, I've got one more property I'd like to show you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Let's call it my wild card.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Well?- It's pretty heavy on the legal jargon.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Given that your opponent has only limited knowledge
0:18:02 > 0:18:03of the proceedings,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06let's make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09But you said there was only one possible adjudication?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- There is.- Then why not prosecute the facts
0:18:11 > 0:18:13rather than score intellectual points?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Every argument in there is based on factual accuracy and logic.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- The language is entirely appropriate to the period.- I'm not sure.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- You do want to win, don't you? - Of course.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Well, then. What's the problem?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Impressive, isn't it? - It's immaculate.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Almost too good to be true. - Where's the "For Sale" sign?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It's only just come on the market, they haven't had time.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Rachel, this can't possibly be in our price range.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Well, it is top end, but it's just about on budget
0:18:47 > 0:18:50AND we're the first ones through the door!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Almost the first. - Afternoon all! Do come in.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01So, as you can see, it's period, with a contemporary finish.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Three bedrooms, two with an en-suite.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Two?!- One of which has a walk in wardrobe.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10OK, so there's no hot tub, but there is a whirlpool bath
0:19:10 > 0:19:13and the kitchen is to die for!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I think you'll find I've thought of everything.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Why don't you have a look round? - Be my guest.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Is everything in place? - And ready to record.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31And you've hidden away anything relating to the owner?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Yes, everything.- Good.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Well, do you want to go chivvy them along?- No need.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Besides, I'd hate to be accused of doing a hard sell!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Fancy a sneaky cigarette? - You know what...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I've got a better idea. Come on.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53She's way too confident.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Maybe you've got her all wrong? - I don't think so.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Jimmi, it's perfect!- Exactly.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02It's too perfect! It's like a show home...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's impersonal.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What are we looking for anyway?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I don't know. Listening devices?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13This isn't Spooks, Patrick!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I tell you what though, it's a gorgeous house.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah, I know, I tell you, even I'm tempted by this one!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30(Patrick?)
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Good grief.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Clive!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Easy tiger!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Can't help it. You being all clever has given me the raging horn!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Our relationship's supposed to be purely professional, remember?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Yeah, yeah, but you're so getting it later! - PHONE RINGS
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's Max again!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03There's nothing going on between you and Max is there?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06No, he's old enough to be my father!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- There are some things even I won't do for my career!- Rachel?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You wait here. And keep your hand off it!
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Sally.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Hi, is everything OK? - We want it.- Sorry?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33We want to put a cheeky offer in before Cherry gets her oar in!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Ahem! I heard that!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38You cow! This is our property search!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- You're too late!- What's going on?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44They've only gazumped us! This isn't not fair!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- That's property, sweetheart! - Don't talk to her like that!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Seriously? What are you going to do about it?- Guys!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Please, I'm sure we can work this out.- How? We can't both have it!
0:21:52 > 0:21:57No, but I've got an idea. A way of resolving the situation.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Well?- We flip a coin. That way there's a 50-50 chance.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- That's ridiculous! - Winner takes all.- OK, Let's do it.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Call.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Tails.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yes!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17And that's what I call competitive house hunting!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Shame you didn't get it on tape, isn't it, for your audition.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- So, you going to call the vendor for us now?- There's no rush.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Why don't you just call him yourself? He's outside.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- I'm sorry?- Clive! CLIVE!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Clive, you did a great job.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36You know, the house, perfect, but it's not actually for sale, is it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Of course it's for sale.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Then there's the small matter
0:22:39 > 0:22:42of there being no personal mementoes anywhere.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44You had to do that so we didn't realise it was a set up,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46but one thing you forgot.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49The one thing that most people routinely personalise
0:22:49 > 0:22:51without really thinking about it.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Cherry?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57'Hi, you've reached Clive Greene.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00'Feel free to leave a message after the beep.'
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Oops, sorry.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08What do you reckon, maybe we could mark this for posterity?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Patrick?- Yeah.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Smile! You're on candid camera. - That's my property, give it back!
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- No, actually this one is from the bedroom upstairs.- Oof, kinky!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Shall I delete this?- No! Please! It's for my audition.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, sorry!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I think you've got more of a face for radio.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- All set for tomorrow?- Not really.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Had a bit of a fall out with my barrister's clerk.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46He knows more about this case than anyone and I just sacked him.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- How come?- Disagreement over tactics.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53He wanted me to try and blind Heston and the jury with legalese.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56most of which I don't even understand myself!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I might have bitten off more than I can chew here?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05You think you're going to lose? I thought you were confident!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Mind you, I did have my own doubts.- What about?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11About Amelia killing the baby.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Come off it! She killed him. - How d'you know?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16That child's illegitimacy cost her everything.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19The man she loved, her reputation.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21What, you saying that she murdered her own kid? Nah.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25The child was born of rape! Is it any wonder she turned on it?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29It was a constant screeching reminder of everything she'd lost!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You sound pretty confident to me.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You did that on purpose!
0:24:35 > 0:24:41The jury want to hear the truth, son, they don't want to hear fancy words.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44If you want my advice follow your gut instincts.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Sounds like the day from hell!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Would you like another one, Mummy? I made them.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, I know! Thank you, darling.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- It was unusual. - That's putting it mildly.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I feel really bad. I recommended that woman.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02You weren't to know she was a fruit cake!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Honestly, it was worth it just to see her face.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It certainly was a picture!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I told you we were mugs getting a house hunter.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Well, she got her comeuppance in the end, didn't she?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Yeah, thanks to Inspector Morse, here.- I did my bit too!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Who would I be?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Miss Marple?- Oi!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I like to think of myself more like...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Charlie's Angels thank you very much!
0:25:30 > 0:25:31What are they for?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Well, I thought we could have a look at the property pages.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37There's no way I'm spending the rest of my day off
0:25:37 > 0:25:39looking at those things.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Oh, you're very funny! - THEY LAUGH
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Get off!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Well, I guess we learnt a valuable lesson today.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Fools rush in!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53We've also learnt that our money could go a lot further here.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Don't forget these. - Oh, thanks, Julia.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I just think we need to come back
0:25:57 > 0:25:59and spend a bit more time looking, that's all.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Time's the one thing we don't have. The market's manic here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- We'd have to move so fast our house would be stuck on the market.- No,
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- you wouldn't. You can come and stay here.- Sorry?
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Well, I was just saying to Sally, you sell your place
0:26:14 > 0:26:17move in with me for a while and then you can find somewhere.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22- Oh, I see, you've been discussing this?- Patrick.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Say goodbye to Nardee, Chloe.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Bye, Nardee.- Bye-bye, Sweetheart.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Thanks, Mum, we'll be in touch.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Are you going to be like this all the way home?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- You went behind my back, Sally! - Are you surprised?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39It's like I'm treading on eggshells!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41We are not discussing this now!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Fine! I don't know why I bother!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Was he violent? Did he threaten the child?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00No...he was crying.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Oh, I've found the perfect house!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You're always finding the perfect house.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You wanted Amelia Watson out of the way.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- so you could take her place! - No. That's not what I...
0:27:09 > 0:27:12You did everything you could to destroy the marriage.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17Even having an innocent woman convicted of murder!
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