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0:00:25 > 0:00:29# The wheels on the bus go round and round

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Round and round

0:00:31 > 0:00:32# Round and round

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# The wheels on the bus go round and round

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# All day long. #

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Well done, everybody!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I tell you what, it's the breast-feeding that plays havoc.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56My nipples are agony.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Yeah.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Just...sore.

0:01:01 > 0:01:06Anyway, the children really enjoy their singing, don't they?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Wait!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24I'm really sorry about that. It's just that I'm used to it being just us girls.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I didn't mean to embarrass you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- You didn't.- Sorry, anyway.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33So, you live just round the corner?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yeah.

0:01:36 > 0:01:42Some of the other mums... parents are staying till lunch.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45You're very welcome to join us.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Thanks, but I can't.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I've got to go.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53No problem. We'll see you back next week?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Zara.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28You were supposed to pick me up from the airport.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I've been being sick all morning.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I think I deserve a bit more than a text saying "not coming".

0:02:34 > 0:02:39You're lucky I got out the bathroom long enough to find my phone.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41You OK?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Morning sickness. All your fault.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And the baby?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I didn't throw the baby up.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It just felt like it.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Seeing as it's just morning sickness, can I have a little smile?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Kiss?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Sorry.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I come bearing gifts. For you and baby.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh! Oh!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15That is better.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22So, what did you bring the baby?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30What?

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Zara!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Well?- Wow.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Do you think they're a little bit extravagant?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43But they're so cute.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Do you like?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yeah, I like, yeah.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Hmm. Maybe they're a little bit over the top, do you think so?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Er...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55W...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I don't if you don't.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Right, I have to go and check my blood sugar levels.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Why?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Look, there's a date.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06I know!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- It's blue!- For a boy. - How many parents have you met,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17certain they're having a boy because of how it kicked

0:04:17 > 0:04:21or it was conceived on a Thursday or they crave porridge and Marmite

0:04:21 > 0:04:24and thought, "These people are delusional!"?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I take it you've told no-one else. Apart from Kevin.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32If Cherry doesn't suspect,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36then she is dumber than a gnat that all other gnats laugh at.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41But the others. Today?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Do we have to?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You're showing a little.- No!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- We have to tell them sometime. - Tomorrow?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52It'll give me time to have laminated cards made with answers

0:04:52 > 0:04:55to all the idiotic questions I'm going to be bombarded with.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58You'd think they'd be past the 'where do babies come from' stage,

0:04:58 > 0:04:59but I wouldn't bet on it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04BABY CRIES

0:05:08 > 0:05:10So he was premature?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Three weeks. He cries.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16He cries all the time.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Except when I take him in the car. He sleeps then.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Whatever works.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- I'm worried there might be something wrong with him.- Oh, I see.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- What, have you found something? - No, no.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Is he your first?

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Yeah.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- When did you move up here? - A month after he was born.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Breast or bottle?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39First couple of months he was breast.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42When his mum went back to work, we switched him to bottle.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Is he on solid foods?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Just. He never seems to eat enough.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50That's when the crying really kicked off big time.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54It's like he's always hungry, but when I try to get him to eat, he just won't...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, I think he's OK. His weight is fine, his health is fine.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02Stop fretting! You're actually doing OK.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04There we are.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Are you OK?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Me? Yeah, course.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18At the end of the day, I just want to gather everyone together.

0:06:18 > 0:06:24- It's no big deal, but if you could just help shepherd people.- Of course. They will want to know why.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I've just got some news. That's all. Happy news.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Nurse Malone wishes to see us all at the end of the day.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- She has something she wishes to tell us.- Really?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Could you take care of those, please?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I wonder if she is pregnant.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Out of wedlock.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51And on what planet is that any of your business?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Marks out of ten?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07How do you enjoying being a stay-at-home dad?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Sometimes it's great.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Sometimes it's like being an animal in a zoo.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Anyway...

0:07:17 > 0:07:19..it's not about me, it's about Shaun.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Are you sure he's in good nick?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Babies cry. It's nothing to worry about.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Daniel! Welcome back.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- How was the healthcare in Greece? - Warmer.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Even though they have less money than we have,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37but Mum's got health insurance, so that's OK.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41I think I'd rather talk work than somebody else's holiday.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ah, Zara. Actually, Heston and I have been talking,

0:07:44 > 0:07:46and now Daniel's back we can discuss it with him.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49We were considering making you prescribing lead,

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- with responsibility for budgets. - I'd run the budget?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Not overview or supervise?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yes. Obviously, you'd report to the other partners,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59but you'd have autonomy.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00And we'd adjust your patient load.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You'd have extra hours at the end of the financial year.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07March, April, May. But apart from that...

0:08:12 > 0:08:13I can't.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Really? Why not?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Because next March...

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'm going to be on maternity leave.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Oh!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, Zara!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Oh my goodness, congratulations. - Congratulations.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, no, don't. It's bad enough getting morning sickness without crying as well!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I despair of our chances of finding a properly chilled bottle at this time,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45but it calls for champagne!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47No. We want to keep this under our hats, please.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50We haven't told anybody. We want to do it quietly, no fuss.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Of course.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53It'd cheer everybody up.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, joy. I'm going to be the entertainment(!)

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Come on then. Let's get on with it. - See you.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Daniel, if I start crying again today.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07you need to just smack me in the face, or pour water on me,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09do anything to stop it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh, Zara.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12When's your due date?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Julia, Karen,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Heston, Mrs Tembe,

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Elaine, Freya,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Kevin,

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Daniel and Zara.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Yeah!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Yes, a table for two, my usual one in the corner.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- That's right, that's the one. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Oh, hang on.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Can I phone you right back? I'll be one minute. Come in.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Marina, thank you so much for coming.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Have a seat, please.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51What can I do for you?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I've been thinking...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, good!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58..and I wanted to ask you something.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Yes? - Depending, of course, how you feel.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, try me.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'd like you to have a word with a patient of mine.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13He came in with a baby. There's nothing wrong with it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17He's being rather neurotic. I think he could do with some hand holding.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hand holding. Is that what you think I do?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22No, of course not.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Tomas Graves.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30The baby is absolutely fine, no temperature, nothing like that. I thought you could..

0:10:30 > 0:10:34You sure there's nothing else you want to ask me?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39The address is on the top there.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'll see what I can do.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Yes?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Just to let you know, we're telling people about the baby today.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oh, that's great!

0:11:28 > 0:11:29It is, isn't it?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Of course. Daniel knows that you know.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Good.- But you do not tell him how you know.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36On pain of death.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38In fact, on pain of a fate that would make death seem

0:11:38 > 0:11:41like a lovely warm bank holiday sunning yourself at a barbie

0:11:41 > 0:11:43with your very best friends. If you have any.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Understood?- Yes?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Good answer.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37You will need to sign here and here.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- You got a minute?- Yeah.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Don't rush.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43It's good news. Zara's pregnant.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Congratulations!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49You will be getting married, of course.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Don't worry, Mrs Tembe, you'll be the first to know.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Even before Zara.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57In fact, are you licensed to perform weddings?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Shame.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Congratulations, mate! To both of you.- Thank you.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Who thought you had it in you? - Oi!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08So it's going to be lots of sleepless nights,

0:13:08 > 0:13:09puke on the shoulder...

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- And that's just Zara. - When are we celebrating?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- We'll sort something out. I've got to tell everyone else. - See you later.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37DOORBELL RINGS

0:13:48 > 0:13:51DOORBELL RINGS

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, hi.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Hi. Sorry, it's just I saw the baby was asleep in the car.- Oh, yeah.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00It's OK, I left him there.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04- If something had happened... - If something had happened what?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06You've never left your baby asleep in the car?

0:14:06 > 0:14:07No!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, nothing happened. Right?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12What is this, the mum police?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15You think cos I'm a bloke I can't look after my son?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18No. Of course not. I was just thinking about the baby.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I can look after him. All right?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Yes. I...I guess.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Look, I was only trying to help. - Thanks for your concern.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28BABY CRIES

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- That is wonderful news.- Wow!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I mean, yes! It's wonderful news.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- So, when are you due?- March.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- March the what?- 24th.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48So, Daniel and I just wanted to let you know.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55You all right?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Yeah, I'm...I'm fine.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Thank you very much. We'll see you next month, yes?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Thank you, doctor.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09OK? What's happened?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Daniel and Zara are having a baby.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Yeah, he just told me.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27You don't want one too, do you?

0:15:27 > 0:15:28No.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Not yet.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'm really happy for them.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah, me too.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38She's due on the 24th March.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43That was supposed to be our special day, Jimmi. Now she's stolen it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47You can't blame Zara. She couldn't have known...

0:15:47 > 0:15:49It's ruined.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53How many babies actually arrive on their due date?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54That's not the point, Jimmi.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Who'll be your best man? It can't be Daniel.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Not now he's going to be otherwise engaged.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02That was meant to be our special day. Now it's all turned to...

0:16:16 > 0:16:20BABY CRIES

0:16:26 > 0:16:28RADIO PLAYS

0:16:40 > 0:16:42BABY CRIES

0:16:54 > 0:16:56DOORBELL RINGS

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Hi. Can I help you?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Hello, I'm Marina Bonaire, your health visitor.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Oh, right. Hello. Is there something wrong?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20No, everything's fine. I just wondered how you were getting on.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Fine, why?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25BABY CRIES

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You think I can't manage?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Oh, not at all.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Can I come in?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43You're an angel, aren't you?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yes, you are. He's gorgeous, isn't he?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48How do you do that?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49All he does for me is cry.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52A lot of babies do that. Most of the time it's perfectly normal.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54But sometimes it isn't.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Very, very rarely.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I just get nothing back from him, you know? And sometimes, I...

0:18:03 > 0:18:06When was the last time you had a really good night's sleep?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Days? Weeks?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Weeks, probably.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15My wife, well, she has to work the next day.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18So most nights she sleeps in the spare room

0:18:18 > 0:18:21because he just wakes up and cries.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Young babies are such hard work.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25You're telling me.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Back in London I was a fireman.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I thought that was hard work.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Are you enjoying it? Spending so much time with the baby?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yeah.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You don't sound too sure.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38I loved my job.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42And I gave it up because I thought this would be more rewarding.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44And it isn't?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, don't worry. It will be.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Once Shaun gets a bit older.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I was hoping you could do something now.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Tommy, the baby's in great health.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57But what I think is, you need a little bit of help with your parenting skills.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Right. Yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Cos I'm a dad, and I don't know what I'm doing.- Not at all.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09You're doing great. None of us are born experts.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Yeah, especially if you're a bloke! - Tommy.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Well, would you be saying this to me if I was a woman?- Mum or dad.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18It makes no difference to me.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Look, what is important is that the baby's looked after and loved.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26So you think there's nothing wrong with him? Like the doctor?

0:19:26 > 0:19:30I mean, I think something's not right. But what do I know, eh?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33The baby's doing great. There really is nothing to worry about.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Yeah, thanks.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Tommy, you've got my card.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Just call me, yeah? If you need any help at all.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's what I'm there for.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Jimmi.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I've had a look at the calendar, and there is a plan B.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Valentine's Day.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's a Tuesday.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07But I can deal with that.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10We'll have to pull our fingers out, but we can do it.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13So?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Sometimes, you make me so proud of you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Are you taking the...?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20No, seriously.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Yes, Valentine's Day.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Whatever we need to do to make it happen.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Aren't they sweet?- Erm, yes, yes.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- I need to talk to you.- Right.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35BABY CRIES All right, Shaunie, come on.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Shhh. Shhh.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Awww, come on. Come on, shhh.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45# Rock a bye baby

0:20:45 > 0:20:47# On the tree top... #

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Come on.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52# When the wind blows the cradle... #

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Why don't we go outside, eh? Yeah?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Come on.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Come on.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01See, there you go!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Eh? That's it.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Shhh.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Come on, Shaunie, for Daddy, eh?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Stop crying.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11That's it.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Shhh, Shaunie, come on. Please?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Shhh.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Please stop crying!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Please stop crying!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Stop crying!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38There's something about it that concerns me.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42I can't quite put my finger on it. The baby is absolutely fine.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Prevention is better than cure. - Preventing what?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Postnatal depression.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Men don't get postnatal depression.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Heston, I'm shocked.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53I never thought you'd be so blinkered.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Oh, come on.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56The hormonal issues are specific to women,

0:21:56 > 0:22:00but isolation, exhaustion...the man's had a total lifestyle change.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I want you to come with me and talk to him.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Heston, I can't make the diagnosis on my own.- I'm very busy.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08I've got a patient coming.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10No, you haven't. I checked.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Cherry wants us all around later.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Does my judgement mean nothing to you?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Let's hope he's still in.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Forget he's a bloke. Think "mum". He's a mum.- Well, he's...

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Yes?

0:22:30 > 0:22:34I know you think that we're not listening to you.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35But, believe me, we are.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38And we'll continue to. But you have to listen to us, as well.

0:22:38 > 0:22:43- Marina.- Nothing prepares you for the shock of having a baby.- No, er...

0:22:43 > 0:22:46There's no shame in finding the whole thing completely overwhelming.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Really?- Marina, I think maybe...

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- You have to listen to Doctor Carter. - Yes, yes...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55He's here to help with you and the baby, and sometimes

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I think it's fair to say, it takes a village to raise a child.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59What?!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Marina, can you just shut up for a minute?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03And can you look after the baby for half an hour?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yes, of course. Where's the baby?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Sleeping in the bedroom upstairs.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Tommy, get your coat.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32BABY GURGLES

0:23:32 > 0:23:37- There we go.- Cheers.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44It's been too long.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49You know, this place is my local and I've never even been.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- So, how are you coping? - I could be doing better, I suppose.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Right.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I mean, Louisa knew people in her new office.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I don't know anyone.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I've gone from being a fireman,

0:24:03 > 0:24:05you know, good mates to...

0:24:05 > 0:24:07It's just me and Shaun all the time.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10I swear if I have to sing another kids' song, I...

0:24:15 > 0:24:16There's moments...

0:24:18 > 0:24:20I think things.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Stuff appears in my head.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Dark stuff, you know?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28I don't do anything about it.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Marina thinks you might be depressed.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Now, this can be dealt with.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36You're not going to bite my head off?

0:24:38 > 0:24:39No.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42You just bought me a pint.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44She's not bad, really.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46She never shuts up.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Every silver lining has a cloud.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Look, can I come into the surgery and sort this out?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yes, yes.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59I've taken up enough of your pub time talking shop.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03So, do you follow the football?

0:25:05 > 0:25:06No.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Cricket.- Yeah, I like cricket.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11So, what do you reckon about England?

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Well, now we could be here all day!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Is Nurse Malone coming to make her announcement?

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Everyone, Nurse Malone has something she wishes to tell us.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Erm...

0:25:30 > 0:25:32You know what, it's really not that important.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36OK, well, since you're nearly all here,

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Zara and I would like to take you all out for a drink this evening

0:25:39 > 0:25:41to celebrate our good news.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44You two coming?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Erm...not sure... - Of course we are.- Yeah.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Actually, I've got something for you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's just a little something.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Don't want you to go forgetting.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Thanks.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I'll make it up to you.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- I think I've made a terrible mistake.- It wasn't a mistake.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25It was so rude.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29No, the other day, I made a mistake.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30What?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33When you were asking me out on a...

0:26:33 > 0:26:34- On a date?- Yes.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37What?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38I made a mistake.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41And...?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Dinner, tonight?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46No.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47OK.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Tomorrow night.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53All those fireworks going off...

0:26:53 > 0:26:57I might need a big strong man

0:26:57 > 0:26:59to keep me safe.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I bet the old dear has just gone on her holidays.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Or she's dead.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14I wear cotton. This isn't. What is it?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17This, Heston, is cool.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Rob Hollins reckon I'm not cut out for the police.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21I should jack it all in.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Karen. Is there a problem with my blood test?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27No, the only problem is with your husband. Where is he?

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