0:00:47 > 0:00:49How long?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Has it happened again?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Freddie!- I'll make some coffee.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Patrick?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Mum. Hi. - Hey, what are you doing here?
0:01:16 > 0:01:22The estate agent called to say there was a property I had to see so I wrangled some time off work.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Are you here on your own? - Yeah.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Well, Sally's working and Chloe's social calendar is as busy as always.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- You know how it is. - You going to go back tonight?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- I wasn't planning to.- I see.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39So why didn't you call me to tell me you were coming?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I did. You weren't in.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- Patrick, you can do better than that.- Mum, I left you a message.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I was planning to stay at yours, take you out for dinner.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Thank you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Mum.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Mum, these are...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05these are for you, Mum.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09'Rob Hollins.'
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Erm, I was just going through your clothes for dry cleaning.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You called to tell me that?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17'A wife's allowed to speak to her husband, isn't she?'
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Especially when he's planning to go out and get kayleyed.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'm not. Big Dave's a new granddad
0:02:23 > 0:02:26so we're going to wet the baby's head. I'll be back before ten.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Too late for us to go out.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34I'll call round the Mill before I go and take you for a swift half.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36'And they said romance was dead(!)'
0:02:36 > 0:02:41You know that nice jacket that I got you for your birthday?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Were you wearing it yesterday?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Yeah.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48To go fishing?
0:02:48 > 0:02:53No...no...I didn't because something came up.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Erm...work. I had a meeting.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Police business? - Yeah, course it is.- Right.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Erm...Mr Lorrimer's test results, you promised I'd have them today.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I'm sorry. I've got a lot on my mind at the moment.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Of course! Your date with Marina. - You've got a date...with a woman?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Seriously?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Not looking forward to it? - No, on the contrary. I'm just a bit out of practice.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25One loses the knack. What to say, what to wear, where to go.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You're never short of things to say, Heston. Just be yourself.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32If you want to be 100% she'll like the restaurant, get her to choose.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Wear what you feel comfortable in.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38You reckon he should rock up in his cardi and favourite slippers?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- I'm thinking of wearing my paisley waistcoat, the one...- Oh, man!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- What's wrong with that? - It's a first date, right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47She'll want to feel you've gone that extra mile - made an effort.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I'll go to my tailor's.- Everything you need's on the high street.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, surly assistants, loud music, very little choice!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Hire a personal shoppers. Daniel does it.- Cop out!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- So you could do better? - Better than you, Miss Lumberjack.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- There you go - take Kevin shopping with you.- I'm sure Heston...
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- You told me you were free. - Yeah...but...- Sorted, then.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12I'm perfectly capable of picking my own clothes, thank you very much.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Exactly. Just steer clear of the "fuddy-duddy" look.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I have a unique yet traditional sense of style, don't I, Jimmi?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Unique...yes. Got to go back to work.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What would I know?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Stock reports.- Thank you.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Oh, that's a great cafe. They do Danish to die for.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Rob went yesterday.- That's nice.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54He told me it was, erm...a meeting.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57He said it was police business.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, maybe they had the meeting there.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08This is for a latte and a jasmine tea.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Coppers don't do jasmine.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16First time I've seen you in civvies. Sharp(!)
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- So what's the problem? - There isn't one.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Why are you here?- It's the missus' idea. She's been giving me this.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I know what that's about. Sorry, there's no cure for that.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- What does the missus think is wrong with you? - Nothing a few pills won't sort out.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Trouble sleeping.- Anything obvious?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You know how it goes. New house, new bed.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- New job?- Job's fine.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42You are doing night shifts and that can play havoc with sleep patterns.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Your body will soon adjust to it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50When did the trouble start? About the same time you started the probationary stint at the nick?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Are you writing it down? - Yeah. Anything else troubling you? - What are you getting at?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I'm doing what you guys do - scratching around for clues. - About what?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00About what's wrong with you.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Any neck ache? Palpitations? Do you feel on edge?
0:06:03 > 0:06:08- You think it's my nerves? Do I look the nervy type? - It's a tough job you do.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm a tough bloke, Doctor Clay.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Ninety over sixty. That's about as good as it gets.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18So I can keep using the pill?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22That's way above my pay scale(!) You'll have to ask Dr Carmichael about that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm just here doing the donkeywork.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm sure it's all very interesting.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Yeah, it can be, I suppose. What do you do?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Sales assistant. Accessories. Handbags, mostly.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- I bet you get a nice staff discount? - No perks, I'm afraid.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You've got to find yourself a nice man to spoil you rotten.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48My Freddie can't afford the handbags we sell, not on a policeman's wages.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51He's a copper? Letherbridge nick?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Snap! My old man's there. Rob Hollins.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57You're Sergeant Hollins' wife?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Isn't it amazing we've not met at a party or something?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03If you're through, I'm ready for you, Mrs Wright.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Isn't it a shame the wives aren't invited to Big Dave's knees-up?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Sorry?- This evening.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Freddie never mentioned it.- Oh.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I am running late.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- See you around.- Sure to.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Thanks, boys.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30We'd never have found this address without you to show us the way.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Here you are.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- How much did you give them? - 50 pence.- Good investment.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Shows them we're not such a bad lot. They won't forget it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Who raised the alarm? - Call logged by the milkman, Sarge.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49It's a good job somebody noticed because the neighbours didn't.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Probably the old dear's gone on her holidays.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Probably. Or she's dead.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Found this on the table.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28"No milk till Sunday. On holiday."
0:08:36 > 0:08:40You had a phone call this morning.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Who was it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46A gentleman, he did not leave his name, asking you out to dinner.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50He said he hoped that you would let him stay the night.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Mrs Parsons?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It was my son.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Patrick, it's Mum.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm so sorry, I just got the message.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Any luck?- You tell me.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- You look exactly like you normally look.- I haven't got a waistcoat remotely like this.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Heston, this whole suit, tie, waistcoat thing isn't really what we're looking for.- Isn't it?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Think about it from Mary's point of view.- Marina.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Whatever, I know she's old... - She's my age.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Exactly. But there's nothing old fashioned about her.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27On a Friday night, she'll want to chill out, have some fun.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Now, sitting opposite her, what is it you think she'll want to see?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- You're going to have to tell me, Kevin.- This!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Eh?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Or this, maybe?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41How about this?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I wear cotton. This isn't.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- What is it?- This, Heston, is cool.
0:09:52 > 0:09:58- A few bottles of milk and there's us scared witless we'll find her stiff. - I wasn't scared.- No?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Ever been first at the scene when there's been a real corpse?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Been dead long? - Couple of weeks, they said.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah? It's not very nice, is it?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Some of the stuff that we have to deal with...
0:10:12 > 0:10:15some of the things we have to see, it's difficult to forget, isn't t?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Stays with you up there, don't you find?- No, Sarge.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You've never had nightmares?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's understandable if you do. The stress we have to live with.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Who says I'm stressed? - We all are, son.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Are the others saying stuff about me?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Not that I've heard. Even if they were, who cares?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36The day I start worrying about what people say in the canteen
0:10:36 > 0:10:39is the day that I'll know I'm in the wrong job.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Is that's what you think? I'm in the wrong job?- Did I say that?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46But, to be honest, I think you will struggle,
0:10:46 > 0:10:50a lad like you, because you care too much, you worry.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Not like some of the Smart Alecs we get who don't give a monkey's,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56who've never had a sleepless night in their lives.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- How do you know I'm not sleeping? - I don't.- It's Jimmi Clay. - Jimmi Clay, what?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02He's been on the blower having a good old gossip!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I've not seen Jimmi Clay for days. - Can I take my break, Sarge?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Freddie!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11It's all gone through? Thank you very much.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Well, our work here is done.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Don't you want to complete the makeover?- Jacket, shirt, trousers - that's the lot.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- A mistake many blokes make.- Really?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24This is scientifically proven.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28When a woman gives a man the once over, what's the first thing she looks at?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- His eyes?- Lower.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Smile?- Lower.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Midriff?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Shoes, man!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Get them right and female synapses pop.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Pop?- Pop!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Marina.- Heston.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- You look, erm...extraordinary. - Thank you.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's good to chill.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the place.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Lets just hope it turns out to be worth my while.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Hopefully my school boy French will be up to the menu(!)
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Steak, new potatoes and seasonal veg.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Think you'll get the gist of that? - It's pretty straight forward.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29It's really unpretentious here. It's brilliant food.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Heston...are you playing footsie?
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Sorry! My shoes are a bit pointy. They're sticking out.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Heston, I wasn't complaining.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm sorry, the surgery closed at six.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53- I want to see Doctor Clay now. - Doctor Clay is currently not on the premises.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Your Practice Manager, then. I want to make a complaint.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Mrs Hollins. Your requisition list, I have not received it yet.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Erm...Monday, I promise. Can't stop.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'm sorry, the Practice Manager will not be in until Monday.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12- I'll leave her a message. You want to make a complaint, you say?- Yes.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Against Doctor Clay?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Was that Mrs Rob Hollins?
0:13:16 > 0:13:22- You're right about the food but I'm still getting used to the atmosphere.- Oh, I really like it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24In Tuscany, there would be candlelight...
0:13:24 > 0:13:28In Tuscany, the place would be rammed with loud American tourists.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- It's not everybody's cup of... - Don't get me wrong, I adore Italy.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The men can be a bit frisky(!)
0:13:35 > 0:13:40I was in Milan, and this Italian bloke was following me up the stairs of La Scala...
0:13:40 > 0:13:45You've been to La Scala? I saw Placido there. Simon Boccanegra.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Isn't he something else?! I saw his Othello at Covent Garden.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Verdi? That's my favourite. Do you like...?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Oh, but... - You prefer Puccini? Mozart?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- You're going to despise me for this. - I'd never do that.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04My one guilty pleasure.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06One of many(!)
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I love Rodgers and Hammerstein and Irving Berlin.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Hollywood musicals?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- You don't like them? - No, no, no! Carousel.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Singing in the Rain. - Annie Get Your Gun.- Easter Parade.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Easter Parade(!)
0:14:19 > 0:14:22# We're a couple of swells, we stop at the best hotels
0:14:22 > 0:14:26BOTH: # But we prefer the country far away from the city smells
0:14:26 > 0:14:30# We're a couple of sports, the pride of the tennis courts
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# In June, July and August we look cute
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# When we're dressed in shorts. #
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm making an idiot of myself.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42No, Heston...you're just chilling!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Sorry I'm so late! Staff training.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, Freddie.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Rob Hollins reckons I'm not cut out for the police.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That I should jack it all in.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Did he say that?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11He didn't have to.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'm sure it's not what he really thinks.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Tell me what happened.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm only trying to help, Freddie.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21You can.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23How? Just tell me.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24You can write something.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27A letter.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Tell them I'm resigning.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31You can't.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34I have to.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37If there was something else you wanted to do
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'd say make a fresh start, but...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I know there's only one job you've ever wanted.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You've had a bad day.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46We all have them.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Tell you what.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Why don't you go and get us a DVD...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54you choose...and a bottle of wine.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59And in the morning things won't look nearly so bad, will they?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09If that's what you want.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Do not shoot the messenger.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20He had the barefaced cheek to accuse me of reading his notes
0:16:20 > 0:16:21and then telling Rob!
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- You told Julia? - No, but I will have to on Monday.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I thought it was my Christian duty to inform you, so you have time to reflect on what has happened.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Stew in my own juices, is that what you mean?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Rob's going to deal with this.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43I hope you do not mean he's going to pull rank and try to hush things up?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45There's nothing to hush up!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49No,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51you're right.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'll deal with this myself.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Shall I put the kettle on?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58I've now got nineteen Marys.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Nineteen!- I know.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- The stable's going to be like a maternity ward. - Oh, you'll cope.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11I know you'll cope because you, Patrick McGuire, are a wonderful teacher.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13I just enjoy being with kids.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I know, and it shows.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19That's why it's such a joy to be with Chloe
0:17:19 > 0:17:23because she's got a dad that encourages her to grow and blossom.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26So, I don't always screw up, then?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Karen! Is there a problem with my blood test?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37No. The only problem is with your husband. Where is he?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38He's gone out.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well, I'll wait.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# I'm looking for trouble
0:17:48 > 0:17:49# And I don't care... #
0:17:49 > 0:17:5042nd Street?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51# What people say... #
0:17:51 > 0:17:53An American in Paris?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# It doesn't matter what the people say
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# People say... #
0:17:56 > 0:17:58The French Line!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- With Jane Russell!- Yes!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Do you remember her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Oh, yeah.- With Marilyn Monroe. Hey, I bet you're a Monroe fan.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Bus Stop, Some Like It Hot...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10The Seven Year Itch.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Heston,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15are you feeling uncomfortable?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18No, no. I'm fine.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I think I'd better just go...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- It's just through the door. - You'll excuse me.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I'm sure it's all a simple misunderstanding.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32He should have spoken to me, instead of going snitching to my boss.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36He's not like that. Not usually, honestly, Karen.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38But he's not thinking straight.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40He does have a lot on his mind at the moment.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Is he really ill? What's the matter with him?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I don't know.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47When I try and talk to him about it, he just clams up.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Jasmine tea.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53My favourite.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01You were with my husband yesterday afternoon.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, I knew it.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Oh, hi, Patrick.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Heston?- Urticaria!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's the man-made fibres in this thing.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16No, I can't wear it any longer.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I've had enough.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Hold on, you might have to, mightn't you?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23You can't exactly go out there without it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I made Sergeant Hollins promise to keep it a secret.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Don't blame him. He's not done anything wrong, honestly.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33He's a good man.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36He has his moments.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Freddie's always going on about him.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42"Sarge said this, Sarge did that".
0:19:42 > 0:19:45So I thought if anyone could get through to Freddie, he could.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I was desperate.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I phoned him... got him to meet me...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54asked him to try to get Freddie to tell him what was wrong.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57You'd have been better off asking one of our doctors.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59No.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I think it's the job. It's killing him, Karen.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I don't think it's that bad.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06He can't sleep and when he does, he has nightmares.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10He doesn't eat. I can't remember the last time I heard him laugh.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14He's going to pieces and there's nothing I can do about it.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17And I bet he won't admit it. They're all the same.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20They're all terrified their mates will think they can't hack it.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24That won't be a problem for Freddie much longer.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26He says he's going to pack it in.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29And you're just going to let him throw it all away?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I don't care what he does, Karen,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34as long as I get my old Freddie back.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Your shirt?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, I dropped some sauce down the front, so I changed it.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00You always bring a change of clothes to a restaurant?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Yeah, doesn't everyone? - HE MOUTHS
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Thanks, Karen.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10You get that. I'll see myself out.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17You!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Before you go off on one, I didn't speak to Rob.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- I didn't know you were a copper. I didn't even know you were one of our patients.- Somebody spoke to him!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yes, well, maybe it was someone who cares more about you than I do?
0:21:28 > 0:21:32She's only trying to help you sort yourself out.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Well, I've done that.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, yeah, right. You're quitting.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's a good idea. Get out while you're still young. Try your hand at something else.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yeah.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42A nice office.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Cushy nine-to-five.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Why anybody in their right minds wants to do nights?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Don't mind nights. - But for the money you guys get!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52And the hassle! And the paperwork...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You didn't become a copper to tick boxes, did you?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56No.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Why did you, Freddie?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- You like to throw your weight around a bit?- No!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Car chases? - I don't have to listen to this.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Or was it because you thought you could do some good? - What's wrong with that?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You tell me. You're the one who's quitting.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Because I am rubbish at it!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17How long you been in the force?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Ten minutes?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You're bound to know nothing.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Not yet! And you're going to make mistakes again and again.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28And you will be terrified every shift thinking you're going to screw up.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Your old man doesn't. - You think?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Sarge? He always looks like nothing bothers him.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37The stress is still there. He's just got ways of getting on top of it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39How?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Fishing.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43And then,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46if things get really bad he talks to me. That's what marriage is about,
0:22:46 > 0:22:51being able to whinge at someone once in a while.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52She'll only worry if I do.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56She'll worry more if you don't.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I kid you not, semi naked,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- begging me for the shirt off my back. - That's ridiculous!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Yeah. As ridiculous as claiming I'd phoned and left a message.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- Patrick, I'm really sorry.- I don't blame you for suspecting the worst.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- I don't think I did.- Mum, I know what you went through. Doing your damnedest to play Happy Families,
0:23:26 > 0:23:27making excuses for him,
0:23:27 > 0:23:30pretending nothing was wrong when I know it was.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39It's just that you were... you were just a kid, Patrick.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44And I just couldn't bear the thought of Chloe having to go through
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- what Mac and I put you through. - Mum, she never will. Ever.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Look, um...
0:23:51 > 0:23:53The last time I was up here.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, that was then.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Let's just forget that it ever happened.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01But it did happen, Mum.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02My moment of madness.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Unforgivable, perhaps,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07but it could have been worse.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- It could have been much worse if it wasn't for the accident. - Don't remind me.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm lucky.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16How are you lucky?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Better to write off a car than a marriage.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Yeah, I'll drink to that.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Oh, and thank you for the flowers, by the way. They're gorgeous.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39That letter you were going to help me write...
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Yeah?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42No need to now.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You're not resigning?
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Nah.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01There was this locked house...
0:25:04 > 0:25:06We thought there was a body inside.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09That must have been creepy.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17So what happened?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Have you ever met Freddie Wright's wife?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33I don't know. I usually get to meet the spouses...
0:25:33 > 0:25:35one way or another.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37That's jasmine.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's Tanya Wright's favourite.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I thought I might invite those two over next week for dinner.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I think Freddie, well, he'd appreciate a long chat with you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Really?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50It would just be shop talk.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You'd be bored rigid.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54No, I'll have Tanya.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57We can discuss my new handbag.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00What new handbag?
0:26:00 > 0:26:05The one you're going to buy me for lying about going fishing yesterday.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13That was lovely, Marina.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17I hope the evening lived up to your expectations.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21To be honest, Heston, I thought you were going to be a tad pompous
0:26:21 > 0:26:23and that the evening would be a bit...
0:26:23 > 0:26:26But you weren't and it wasn't.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well, the food was excellent and the wine was more than drinkable.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- And the company? - Better than I deserved.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- So, fingers crossed, you'll enjoy it even more next time. - If there is a next time.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Do you want there to be a next time? - I do.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- You're going to be bringing a selection of shirts?- Quite possibly.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- And a bow tie?- Oh, no.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45I know what you think of bow ties.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48That I'm strangely fascinated by them?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52And the men who wear them...
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Bobbie.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Who's Bobbie?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11A friend...
0:27:12 > 0:27:14..with extras.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15My colleague knows about cars.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18She says not only have you not done the work you've charged for,
0:27:18 > 0:27:20but you've also caused damage.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Have you got any proof of that?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Where would you like me to start?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Women know what they want.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28In her case, it's you, big boy.
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