Tea and Sympathy

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0:00:47 > 0:00:49How long?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Has it happened again?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Freddie!- I'll make some coffee.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Patrick?

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Mum. Hi. - Hey, what are you doing here?

0:01:16 > 0:01:22The estate agent called to say there was a property I had to see so I wrangled some time off work.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Are you here on your own? - Yeah.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30Well, Sally's working and Chloe's social calendar is as busy as always.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- You know how it is. - You going to go back tonight?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- I wasn't planning to.- I see.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39So why didn't you call me to tell me you were coming?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I did. You weren't in.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- Patrick, you can do better than that.- Mum, I left you a message.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I was planning to stay at yours, take you out for dinner.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Thank you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Mum.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Mum, these are...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05these are for you, Mum.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09'Rob Hollins.'

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Erm, I was just going through your clothes for dry cleaning.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You called to tell me that?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17'A wife's allowed to speak to her husband, isn't she?'

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Especially when he's planning to go out and get kayleyed.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'm not. Big Dave's a new granddad

0:02:23 > 0:02:26so we're going to wet the baby's head. I'll be back before ten.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Too late for us to go out.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34I'll call round the Mill before I go and take you for a swift half.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36'And they said romance was dead(!)'

0:02:36 > 0:02:41You know that nice jacket that I got you for your birthday?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Were you wearing it yesterday?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Yeah.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48To go fishing?

0:02:48 > 0:02:53No...no...I didn't because something came up.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Erm...work. I had a meeting.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Police business? - Yeah, course it is.- Right.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Erm...Mr Lorrimer's test results, you promised I'd have them today.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10I'm sorry. I've got a lot on my mind at the moment.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Of course! Your date with Marina. - You've got a date...with a woman?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Seriously?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Not looking forward to it? - No, on the contrary. I'm just a bit out of practice.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25One loses the knack. What to say, what to wear, where to go.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28You're never short of things to say, Heston. Just be yourself.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32If you want to be 100% she'll like the restaurant, get her to choose.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Wear what you feel comfortable in.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38You reckon he should rock up in his cardi and favourite slippers?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- I'm thinking of wearing my paisley waistcoat, the one...- Oh, man!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- What's wrong with that? - It's a first date, right?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47She'll want to feel you've gone that extra mile - made an effort.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I'll go to my tailor's.- Everything you need's on the high street.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, surly assistants, loud music, very little choice!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Hire a personal shoppers. Daniel does it.- Cop out!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- So you could do better? - Better than you, Miss Lumberjack.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- There you go - take Kevin shopping with you.- I'm sure Heston...

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- You told me you were free. - Yeah...but...- Sorted, then.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I'm perfectly capable of picking my own clothes, thank you very much.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Exactly. Just steer clear of the "fuddy-duddy" look.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20I have a unique yet traditional sense of style, don't I, Jimmi?

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Unique...yes. Got to go back to work.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29What would I know?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Stock reports.- Thank you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Oh, that's a great cafe. They do Danish to die for.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Rob went yesterday.- That's nice.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54He told me it was, erm...a meeting.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57He said it was police business.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, maybe they had the meeting there.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08This is for a latte and a jasmine tea.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Coppers don't do jasmine.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16First time I've seen you in civvies. Sharp(!)

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- So what's the problem? - There isn't one.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Why are you here?- It's the missus' idea. She's been giving me this.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27I know what that's about. Sorry, there's no cure for that.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- What does the missus think is wrong with you? - Nothing a few pills won't sort out.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Trouble sleeping.- Anything obvious?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36You know how it goes. New house, new bed.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- New job?- Job's fine.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42You are doing night shifts and that can play havoc with sleep patterns.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Your body will soon adjust to it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:50When did the trouble start? About the same time you started the probationary stint at the nick?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Are you writing it down? - Yeah. Anything else troubling you? - What are you getting at?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I'm doing what you guys do - scratching around for clues. - About what?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00About what's wrong with you.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Any neck ache? Palpitations? Do you feel on edge?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- You think it's my nerves? Do I look the nervy type? - It's a tough job you do.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm a tough bloke, Doctor Clay.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Ninety over sixty. That's about as good as it gets.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18So I can keep using the pill?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22That's way above my pay scale(!) You'll have to ask Dr Carmichael about that.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm just here doing the donkeywork.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm sure it's all very interesting.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Yeah, it can be, I suppose. What do you do?

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Sales assistant. Accessories. Handbags, mostly.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- I bet you get a nice staff discount? - No perks, I'm afraid.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43You've got to find yourself a nice man to spoil you rotten.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48My Freddie can't afford the handbags we sell, not on a policeman's wages.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51He's a copper? Letherbridge nick?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Snap! My old man's there. Rob Hollins.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57You're Sergeant Hollins' wife?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Isn't it amazing we've not met at a party or something?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03If you're through, I'm ready for you, Mrs Wright.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Isn't it a shame the wives aren't invited to Big Dave's knees-up?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Sorry?- This evening.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Freddie never mentioned it.- Oh.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I am running late.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- See you around.- Sure to.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Thanks, boys.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30We'd never have found this address without you to show us the way.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Here you are.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- How much did you give them? - 50 pence.- Good investment.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Shows them we're not such a bad lot. They won't forget it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Who raised the alarm? - Call logged by the milkman, Sarge.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49It's a good job somebody noticed because the neighbours didn't.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Probably the old dear's gone on her holidays.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Probably. Or she's dead.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Found this on the table.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28"No milk till Sunday. On holiday."

0:08:36 > 0:08:40You had a phone call this morning.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Who was it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46A gentleman, he did not leave his name, asking you out to dinner.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50He said he hoped that you would let him stay the night.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Mrs Parsons?!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55It was my son.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Patrick, it's Mum.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm so sorry, I just got the message.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Any luck?- You tell me.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11- You look exactly like you normally look.- I haven't got a waistcoat remotely like this.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Heston, this whole suit, tie, waistcoat thing isn't really what we're looking for.- Isn't it?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Think about it from Mary's point of view.- Marina.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Whatever, I know she's old... - She's my age.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Exactly. But there's nothing old fashioned about her.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27On a Friday night, she'll want to chill out, have some fun.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Now, sitting opposite her, what is it you think she'll want to see?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- You're going to have to tell me, Kevin.- This!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Eh?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Or this, maybe?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41How about this?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I wear cotton. This isn't.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- What is it?- This, Heston, is cool.

0:09:52 > 0:09:58- A few bottles of milk and there's us scared witless we'll find her stiff. - I wasn't scared.- No?

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Ever been first at the scene when there's been a real corpse?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Been dead long? - Couple of weeks, they said.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah? It's not very nice, is it?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Some of the stuff that we have to deal with...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15some of the things we have to see, it's difficult to forget, isn't t?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Stays with you up there, don't you find?- No, Sarge.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You've never had nightmares?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's understandable if you do. The stress we have to live with.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Who says I'm stressed? - We all are, son.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Are the others saying stuff about me?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Not that I've heard. Even if they were, who cares?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36The day I start worrying about what people say in the canteen

0:10:36 > 0:10:39is the day that I'll know I'm in the wrong job.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Is that's what you think? I'm in the wrong job?- Did I say that?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46But, to be honest, I think you will struggle,

0:10:46 > 0:10:50a lad like you, because you care too much, you worry.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Not like some of the Smart Alecs we get who don't give a monkey's,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56who've never had a sleepless night in their lives.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- How do you know I'm not sleeping? - I don't.- It's Jimmi Clay. - Jimmi Clay, what?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02He's been on the blower having a good old gossip!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I've not seen Jimmi Clay for days. - Can I take my break, Sarge?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Freddie!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11It's all gone through? Thank you very much.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Well, our work here is done.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Don't you want to complete the makeover?- Jacket, shirt, trousers - that's the lot.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- A mistake many blokes make.- Really?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24This is scientifically proven.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28When a woman gives a man the once over, what's the first thing she looks at?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- His eyes?- Lower.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Smile?- Lower.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Midriff?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Shoes, man!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Get them right and female synapses pop.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Pop?- Pop!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Marina.- Heston.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- You look, erm...extraordinary. - Thank you.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's good to chill.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the place.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Lets just hope it turns out to be worth my while.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Hopefully my school boy French will be up to the menu(!)

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Steak, new potatoes and seasonal veg.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Think you'll get the gist of that? - It's pretty straight forward.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29It's really unpretentious here. It's brilliant food.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Heston...are you playing footsie?

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Sorry! My shoes are a bit pointy. They're sticking out.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Heston, I wasn't complaining.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm sorry, the surgery closed at six.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53- I want to see Doctor Clay now. - Doctor Clay is currently not on the premises.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Your Practice Manager, then. I want to make a complaint.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Mrs Hollins. Your requisition list, I have not received it yet.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Erm...Monday, I promise. Can't stop.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'm sorry, the Practice Manager will not be in until Monday.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- I'll leave her a message. You want to make a complaint, you say?- Yes.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Against Doctor Clay?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Was that Mrs Rob Hollins?

0:13:16 > 0:13:22- You're right about the food but I'm still getting used to the atmosphere.- Oh, I really like it.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24In Tuscany, there would be candlelight...

0:13:24 > 0:13:28In Tuscany, the place would be rammed with loud American tourists.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- It's not everybody's cup of... - Don't get me wrong, I adore Italy.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35The men can be a bit frisky(!)

0:13:35 > 0:13:40I was in Milan, and this Italian bloke was following me up the stairs of La Scala...

0:13:40 > 0:13:45You've been to La Scala? I saw Placido there. Simon Boccanegra.

0:13:45 > 0:13:50Isn't he something else?! I saw his Othello at Covent Garden.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Verdi? That's my favourite. Do you like...?

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Oh, but... - You prefer Puccini? Mozart?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- You're going to despise me for this. - I'd never do that.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04My one guilty pleasure.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06One of many(!)

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I love Rodgers and Hammerstein and Irving Berlin.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Hollywood musicals?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- You don't like them? - No, no, no! Carousel.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Singing in the Rain. - Annie Get Your Gun.- Easter Parade.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Easter Parade(!)

0:14:19 > 0:14:22# We're a couple of swells, we stop at the best hotels

0:14:22 > 0:14:26BOTH: # But we prefer the country far away from the city smells

0:14:26 > 0:14:30# We're a couple of sports, the pride of the tennis courts

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# In June, July and August we look cute

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# When we're dressed in shorts. #

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm making an idiot of myself.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42No, Heston...you're just chilling!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Sorry I'm so late! Staff training.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, Freddie.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Rob Hollins reckons I'm not cut out for the police.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07That I should jack it all in.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Did he say that?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11He didn't have to.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'm sure it's not what he really thinks.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Tell me what happened.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm only trying to help, Freddie.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21You can.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23How? Just tell me.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24You can write something.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27A letter.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Tell them I'm resigning.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31You can't.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34I have to.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37If there was something else you wanted to do

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'd say make a fresh start, but...

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I know there's only one job you've ever wanted.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45You've had a bad day.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46We all have them.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Tell you what.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Why don't you go and get us a DVD...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54you choose...and a bottle of wine.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59And in the morning things won't look nearly so bad, will they?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09If that's what you want.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Do not shoot the messenger.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20He had the barefaced cheek to accuse me of reading his notes

0:16:20 > 0:16:21and then telling Rob!

0:16:22 > 0:16:27- You told Julia? - No, but I will have to on Monday.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32I thought it was my Christian duty to inform you, so you have time to reflect on what has happened.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Stew in my own juices, is that what you mean?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Rob's going to deal with this.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43I hope you do not mean he's going to pull rank and try to hush things up?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45There's nothing to hush up!

0:16:48 > 0:16:49No,

0:16:49 > 0:16:51you're right.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'll deal with this myself.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Shall I put the kettle on?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58I've now got nineteen Marys.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Nineteen!- I know.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06- The stable's going to be like a maternity ward. - Oh, you'll cope.

0:17:06 > 0:17:11I know you'll cope because you, Patrick McGuire, are a wonderful teacher.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I just enjoy being with kids.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I know, and it shows.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19That's why it's such a joy to be with Chloe

0:17:19 > 0:17:23because she's got a dad that encourages her to grow and blossom.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26So, I don't always screw up, then?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Karen! Is there a problem with my blood test?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37No. The only problem is with your husband. Where is he?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38He's gone out.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well, I'll wait.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48# I'm looking for trouble

0:17:48 > 0:17:49# And I don't care... #

0:17:49 > 0:17:5042nd Street?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51# What people say... #

0:17:51 > 0:17:53An American in Paris?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55# It doesn't matter what the people say

0:17:55 > 0:17:56# People say... #

0:17:56 > 0:17:58The French Line!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- With Jane Russell!- Yes!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Do you remember her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Oh, yeah.- With Marilyn Monroe. Hey, I bet you're a Monroe fan.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Bus Stop, Some Like It Hot...

0:18:09 > 0:18:10The Seven Year Itch.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Heston,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15are you feeling uncomfortable?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18No, no. I'm fine.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I think I'd better just go...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- It's just through the door. - You'll excuse me.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I'm sure it's all a simple misunderstanding.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32He should have spoken to me, instead of going snitching to my boss.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36He's not like that. Not usually, honestly, Karen.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38But he's not thinking straight.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40He does have a lot on his mind at the moment.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Is he really ill? What's the matter with him?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I don't know.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47When I try and talk to him about it, he just clams up.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Jasmine tea.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53My favourite.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01You were with my husband yesterday afternoon.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, I knew it.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Oh, hi, Patrick.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Heston?- Urticaria!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's the man-made fibres in this thing.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16No, I can't wear it any longer.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I've had enough.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Hold on, you might have to, mightn't you?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23You can't exactly go out there without it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I made Sergeant Hollins promise to keep it a secret.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Don't blame him. He's not done anything wrong, honestly.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33He's a good man.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36He has his moments.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Freddie's always going on about him.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42"Sarge said this, Sarge did that".

0:19:42 > 0:19:45So I thought if anyone could get through to Freddie, he could.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I was desperate.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51I phoned him... got him to meet me...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54asked him to try to get Freddie to tell him what was wrong.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57You'd have been better off asking one of our doctors.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59No.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I think it's the job. It's killing him, Karen.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I don't think it's that bad.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06He can't sleep and when he does, he has nightmares.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10He doesn't eat. I can't remember the last time I heard him laugh.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14He's going to pieces and there's nothing I can do about it.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17And I bet he won't admit it. They're all the same.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20They're all terrified their mates will think they can't hack it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24That won't be a problem for Freddie much longer.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26He says he's going to pack it in.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29And you're just going to let him throw it all away?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I don't care what he does, Karen,

0:20:31 > 0:20:34as long as I get my old Freddie back.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Your shirt?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, I dropped some sauce down the front, so I changed it.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00You always bring a change of clothes to a restaurant?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Yeah, doesn't everyone? - HE MOUTHS

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Thanks, Karen.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10You get that. I'll see myself out.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17You!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Before you go off on one, I didn't speak to Rob.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24- I didn't know you were a copper. I didn't even know you were one of our patients.- Somebody spoke to him!

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yes, well, maybe it was someone who cares more about you than I do?

0:21:28 > 0:21:32She's only trying to help you sort yourself out.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Well, I've done that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, yeah, right. You're quitting.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's a good idea. Get out while you're still young. Try your hand at something else.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yeah.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42A nice office.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Cushy nine-to-five.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Why anybody in their right minds wants to do nights?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Don't mind nights. - But for the money you guys get!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52And the hassle! And the paperwork...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You didn't become a copper to tick boxes, did you?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56No.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Why did you, Freddie?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- You like to throw your weight around a bit?- No!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Car chases? - I don't have to listen to this.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Or was it because you thought you could do some good? - What's wrong with that?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12You tell me. You're the one who's quitting.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Because I am rubbish at it!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17How long you been in the force?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Ten minutes?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21You're bound to know nothing.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Not yet! And you're going to make mistakes again and again.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28And you will be terrified every shift thinking you're going to screw up.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Your old man doesn't. - You think?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Sarge? He always looks like nothing bothers him.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37The stress is still there. He's just got ways of getting on top of it.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39How?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Fishing.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43And then,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46if things get really bad he talks to me. That's what marriage is about,

0:22:46 > 0:22:51being able to whinge at someone once in a while.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52She'll only worry if I do.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56She'll worry more if you don't.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I kid you not, semi naked,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- begging me for the shirt off my back. - That's ridiculous!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Yeah. As ridiculous as claiming I'd phoned and left a message.

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- Patrick, I'm really sorry.- I don't blame you for suspecting the worst.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26- I don't think I did.- Mum, I know what you went through. Doing your damnedest to play Happy Families,

0:23:26 > 0:23:27making excuses for him,

0:23:27 > 0:23:30pretending nothing was wrong when I know it was.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39It's just that you were... you were just a kid, Patrick.

0:23:39 > 0:23:44And I just couldn't bear the thought of Chloe having to go through

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- what Mac and I put you through. - Mum, she never will. Ever.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Look, um...

0:23:51 > 0:23:53The last time I was up here.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, that was then.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Let's just forget that it ever happened.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01But it did happen, Mum.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02My moment of madness.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Unforgivable, perhaps,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07but it could have been worse.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- It could have been much worse if it wasn't for the accident. - Don't remind me.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm lucky.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16How are you lucky?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Better to write off a car than a marriage.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Yeah, I'll drink to that.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Oh, and thank you for the flowers, by the way. They're gorgeous.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39That letter you were going to help me write...

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Yeah?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42No need to now.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44You're not resigning?

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Nah.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01There was this locked house...

0:25:04 > 0:25:06We thought there was a body inside.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09That must have been creepy.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17So what happened?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Have you ever met Freddie Wright's wife?

0:25:29 > 0:25:33I don't know. I usually get to meet the spouses...

0:25:33 > 0:25:35one way or another.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37That's jasmine.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's Tanya Wright's favourite.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42I thought I might invite those two over next week for dinner.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47I think Freddie, well, he'd appreciate a long chat with you.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Really?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50It would just be shop talk.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You'd be bored rigid.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54No, I'll have Tanya.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57We can discuss my new handbag.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00What new handbag?

0:26:00 > 0:26:05The one you're going to buy me for lying about going fishing yesterday.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13That was lovely, Marina.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17I hope the evening lived up to your expectations.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21To be honest, Heston, I thought you were going to be a tad pompous

0:26:21 > 0:26:23and that the evening would be a bit...

0:26:23 > 0:26:26But you weren't and it wasn't.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well, the food was excellent and the wine was more than drinkable.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- And the company? - Better than I deserved.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- So, fingers crossed, you'll enjoy it even more next time. - If there is a next time.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Do you want there to be a next time? - I do.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- You're going to be bringing a selection of shirts?- Quite possibly.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- And a bow tie?- Oh, no.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45I know what you think of bow ties.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48That I'm strangely fascinated by them?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52And the men who wear them...

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Bobbie.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Who's Bobbie?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11A friend...

0:27:12 > 0:27:14..with extras.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15My colleague knows about cars.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18She says not only have you not done the work you've charged for,

0:27:18 > 0:27:20but you've also caused damage.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Have you got any proof of that?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Where would you like me to start?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Women know what they want.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28In her case, it's you, big boy.

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