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0:00:30 > 0:00:33- How much?! - It's not unreasonable.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35But it was just a little leak

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Lose enough oil, love, and your engine seizes up. - I do know something about cars.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41What, how to put your lippy on in the mirror?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Don't you patronise me!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Is there a problem?- Yeah.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Lady's querying the work.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Ha! The work and your attitude.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Can I, er, take a look? Thanks.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Yeah, I remember this.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Wayne you told me about the cracks in the seals.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I needed someone who had the skill to fix it.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06You see, this is the problem with high maintenance.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's high and there's astronomical.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'd say it's a fair price to get you back on the road.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17And you wouldn't want to go breaking down in your condition, would you?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24We accept all major credit cards. 10% off for cash.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Er, take your clothes off behind the screen

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- and I'll be with you in a minute. - Is that called dispensing with formalities?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Oh, Marina!- Oh! Oh, dear.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- I didn't realise it was you. If I did I wouldn't of...- You'd have asked me to keep my clothes on?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Er, no. Yeah... No! Er, I'm expecting a patient.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- The gorgeous blonde in reception? - Er, yes, yes it is, er...

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Lucky girl.- Yeah.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51So how about dinner?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Oh, that would be lovely. - Tonight?- Super, yeah, great.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm doing something with chicken.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, well I know a very nice Pollo alla Toscana with San Miniato truffles.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I was thinking more like chicken pie. - Very traditional.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Er, would go well with a bottle of Bergerac.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09I love things that complement each other.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Mary Salter?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15this is the third appointment she's had with you this week.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Yep and, so far, a mystery to medical science.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- MESSAGE RECEIVED CHIME - Oh, hello.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Bobbie!

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Who's Bobbie?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30A friend. With extras.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33What sort of extras?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35X-rated.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh! Naughty.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Bobbie is VERY naughty.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42So you going to meet up there?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, I'm like a bee to honey.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Like...a bee...to...

0:02:52 > 0:02:54..honey.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56THEY LAUGH

0:02:56 > 0:02:59HE HUMS

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Cheerful for a cold November morning. - Should joy await the spring?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Do I detect romance? - Guilty as charged.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I have a second date with the lovely Marina.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Ah, you old dog. - Less of the old.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14So what is it, front row seats for the Pirates Of Penzance?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Dinner at her place.

0:03:15 > 0:03:21Fast work. Well, just remember forewarned is forearmed.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Sorry? - You know, something for the weekend.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's Monday.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- It's what barbers used to say. - I'm aware of the euphemism.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30It's a little early for talk of...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Contraception?- The physical side.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Heston, second date, her place. What do you think she's invited you there for?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Dinner?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Dinner is also a euphemism. Not a complete euphemism, but it's part of the same ritual.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Unless she's a nun and lives in a priory, you're in.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Am I?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Believe me. She'll be waiting to pounce, the moment you walk through the door.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Shouldn't it be the man who initiates?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56It's not 1953. Women know what they want.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59And in her case, it's you, big boy.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Gosh.- If she does pounce, don't say gosh.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04There are certain words that don't belong in the sexual arena.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm a little out of practice.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10OK, let her do the running.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- It might surprise you, but some women like to be assertive.- Daniel!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Well?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Well, perhaps it was a little excessive replacing the hose but...

0:04:39 > 0:04:41And? What else?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, here it says there was shearing...

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Hey, what's up?- Ah, Doctor Clay. Second opinion please.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Er, yeah, it would have been cheaper to buy a new car.- No kidding.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58BOTH: Hmm.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I, er, I presume there is an issue.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Mainly that these two are clueless.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I know engines.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07You know they make things go. But do you know how?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09The secret of internal combustion.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11May I?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Have you the bill of work?

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Now, this is scandalous. Half this work has not been done.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oil.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Oil.- It's still leaking.- Hmm.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I would guess from the sump.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Sump.

0:05:50 > 0:05:56In my assessment, not only have they not attempted the work they have charged you for,

0:05:56 > 0:05:58but they have also caused some damage.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's what I was going to say.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Really?- Mmm.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04So what do YOU propose doing about it?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I can see why she'd query this.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Really?- Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, not really knowing much about cars, let alone engines.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Wayne?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22The lovely lady who this, er, gentlemen is lucky enough to be with

0:06:22 > 0:06:24still isn't happy with the work.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Well, you saw the seals. - Oh, yeah, yeah. They were bad.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Engine could have seized up any time.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Imagine that happening on the M40.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Especially the state your missus is in.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, er, but the sump still seems to be leaking.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I made sure it was topped up. It's a common mistake -

0:06:40 > 0:06:42you see oil and you assume there's a leak.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Whole chamber's as tight as a drum.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48The way I see it is, er, well, mechanics is just like medicine.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Diagnosis and then treatment.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Prognosis.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Exactly, yeah. You see that?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Uh-huh.- I tell you what, Doctor Granger,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I'd be so reassured coming to see someone like you.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yeah, I mean, you're professionalism just shines through.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Thank you.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05No, no, I can see it. The same as style.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Look come to the office, I've got something to show you.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- No, I really shouldn't - Put the kettle on, yeah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15"Baby, we're both being singed by this heat between us,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18"so let's go upstairs and burn the place down."

0:07:18 > 0:07:20HE GRUNTS

0:07:22 > 0:07:23"Buddies to bed mates?"

0:07:23 > 0:07:28- Just doing a bit of research, it's...- Which buddy are you planning to bed?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Well it's not just about the, you know, the physical side

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Sex is part of a relationship.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36It's about...getting to that juncture.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Who makes the first move?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40That delicate moment, yeah.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44I'm sure you'll know when it...arises.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Er, is that pregnancy tea any good?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Tastes disgusting, so I presume it's doing me some good.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Must have been a real shock when you found out you were pregnant.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Actually, it was a pleasant surprise.- Oh, so you sort of knew...

0:08:16 > 0:08:20If you're asking if it was an assisted pregnancy,

0:08:20 > 0:08:22then the answer is yes.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25So, is it your egg?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28My egg. Daniel's sperm. Our baby.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Ah. So...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Hey, nice one!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33What did they say? Did you get a refund?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Er, not a refund, as such. - What are those?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38They're tickets.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Race tickets to Letherbridge Circuit.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Corporate box, lunch, the works.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44They fobbed you off, didn't they?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46- No.- I knew I should have gone myself.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Maybe in your condition... - My condition, what?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- I was thinking of the stress. - The only stress is dealing with the useless fraternity of men!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- PHONE RINGS - That's urgent, I better...

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I might have known he would give you the run around.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Is this a repair shop? - The garage, yeah.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- They're not accepting liability? - The only liability is standing here.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You don't understand how these things are done.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09These things? What things?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Women have a tendency to...

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- ALL FEMALES:- What?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16..jump the gun. You have to...

0:09:16 > 0:09:19What you need to do is get down there and call these people's bluff.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I intend to. - You're hardly an expert on cars.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25No, but Mrs Tembe is.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Yeah, er, it's a bit disappointing. I mean, I know the market is slow

0:09:33 > 0:09:35but I was hoping for something by now.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Uh-huh. OK. Right, well, cheers. Thank you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Bye.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41News?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Four viewings, no offers.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Someone will.- They need to.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Freya has got a date with someone called Bobbie.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Yeah?- Do you think that she'll be a girly-girl

0:09:55 > 0:09:56or someone a bit more butch?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Ah, I don't really know Freya's type.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- If she likes girly-girls, would she fancy me?- Why wouldn't she?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07And if she does fancy me, can we still be friends?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well, er, I'm deeply irresistible,

0:10:11 > 0:10:15however Simon did somehow manage to contain his desire for me.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- People have tried though, haven't they?- I am irresistible.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- No, I mean with the same sex. - Yeah, it happens.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27I've never been curious.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- You?- What?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you ever...?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- What been curious or tried it? - Either?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47There was... There was this one guy

0:10:47 > 0:10:49KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Daniel, have you got a minute?- Yeah.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Er...

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I could do with a little bit of advice.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- About women?- Yes.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, that's simple. Don't go near them.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Don't even think about them. In fact, avoid at all costs.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16- I was hoping for something a bit more positive.- I'm not in a very positive frame of mind.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well, you're experienced and I defer to experience.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24OK, what kind of advice can I give you?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Proceed with caution. Enter at your own risk.

0:11:28 > 0:11:36Well, tonight, I was hoping to... initiate proceedings.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK, well, that's simple.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44After supper, put your napkin down

0:11:44 > 0:11:47and say, "Now I'd like to initiate proceedings."

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ha-ha(!)

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Seduce her.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51How?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53When the moment's right

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- How will I know when the moment's right?- It's instinct, man.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Yes, but my instinct has been somewhat blunted by Lily.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Bet that's not all she blunted.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Thank you.- Sorry. You just have to wait for signs that she's ready.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Such as?

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Well, when she starts doing something like, er, playing with her hair.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Curling it round her finger. - "Playing..."

0:12:18 > 0:12:20You don't need to make notes.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Can you show me?

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- What? You mean like role-play? - Yeah, well, like rehearsal.- OK.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Er, you can, er, be Marina...

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Do I have to be?- Well, there's no point me being Marina.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Could you be a bit more feminine?

0:12:44 > 0:12:50'He was kind and warm with a...'

0:12:50 > 0:12:54a deep kind of gentleness that pulled you in.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57One night we were there

0:12:57 > 0:13:01and I just, er, started noticing little things like...

0:13:01 > 0:13:04little lines at the corner of his eyes when he smiled

0:13:04 > 0:13:08and how he used to wave his arms about

0:13:08 > 0:13:12when he was talking expressively, you know, when he...

0:13:12 > 0:13:18when he was listened to you, just, er, touch his hair.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21So what happened?

0:13:25 > 0:13:31Well, er, I just, er...I said,

0:13:31 > 0:13:35"Greg, I'm not kissing you in the middle of this curry house."

0:13:40 > 0:13:42HE LAUGHS

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I believed you!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Like I said to your husband... - Partner.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Like I said to Daniel, the work was completely necessary.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I do not think so. - Are you a mechanic?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I have experience with cars.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01No, no, I don't mean just riding in them.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I am proficient with most engine types.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07So, you have a lot of sports coupes where you're from?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09My colleague knows about cars.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And she says that not only have you not done the work that you've charged for

0:14:12 > 0:14:14but you've also caused damage.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Have you got any proof of that?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Where would you like me to start?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'm a very busy man.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25So why don't you find something useful to do.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Like shopping.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32You cannot just dismiss us like that.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34He just did, darling.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36We are not your darlings!

0:14:42 > 0:14:47You wouldn't believe...how long... I've waited for this moment

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- What did you do that for?! - I haven't given you the sign. - You were pouting.- Wasn't.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- There was a definite vibe. - No, I wasn't in the zone.- Why not?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Cos you weren't being attentive enough.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01If I stared any more into your eyes, I'd be communing with your ancestors.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I was waiting for my gaze to drop to your lips.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08When a woman drops her gaze to your lips, it means she's looking for you to kiss her.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Really?- Mmm. I've done extensive research.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14OK, let's do it again. This time, I'll wait for the sign

0:15:14 > 0:15:16OK.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Are you ready?- Always.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Hi, we're closed for lunch.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27I'm not actually, er...

0:15:27 > 0:15:31If you want to register, you'll need to fill out a form.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Er, OK.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34New box.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44So, what do you do when you're not being a nurse?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I presume you are a nurse.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Practice Nurse Cherry Malone. I just do the usual stuff.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Going around being beautiful?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Er, I'm not beautiful.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, yes you are.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Finally, you've got the thing about lips?- Yeah, she looks at my lips.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- You start tonsil-tickling. - I sweep her off her feet and carry her upstairs.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10- It's a bit Brief Encounter, isn't it? - No, no, no, the point of Brief Encounter is they never actually...

0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Oh, get jiggy?- Jig...? You've not seen it, have you?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- No, I've seen Debbie Does Dallas... - Yes, I bet you have.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Right, OK, so the man assumes dominance.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- For the first and probably last time in the relationship. - Let's not spoil it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28You've started the process, OK? So let her react.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30OK. Right, bear with me.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Er, let, let's assume that we've kissed passionately

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Assumption's good. - I've kissed her...

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Uh-huh.- ..and she is reacting. Passionately.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yeah. Hormones are raging.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43She says something to you like,

0:16:43 > 0:16:46"No-one has ever kissed me like that before

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- "I am going to give you the most sensuous...- Oh, Marina.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- ..the most erotic...- Oh, yeah.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- ..wildest night of your life. - Oh, yes!

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Elaine.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm so sorry.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Er...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Er, I think that's everything.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Absolutely. Yeah. Up the Villa!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11We need evidence of criminal wrongdoing.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14But it is immoral.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- We're not the morality police. - Then what kind of police are you?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20The kind that maintain law and order.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21It's extortion.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Extortion is a very complicated crime.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Unless you've got grounds for investigation...- What grounds?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Evidence, suspicion, motive.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Well, we suspect that they are defrauding their customers. - And the motive is money.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- As things stand...- As things stand,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- we'll have to find the evidence ourselves. - I strongly advise against that.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Well, I feel a strong impulse to the contrary.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44SHE TUTS

0:17:45 > 0:17:49So, if you don't want an appointment why are you still here?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I do want an appointment. With you.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- That's just a challenge. - No, it's a commitment.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I don't do commitments.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Bobbie?

0:18:03 > 0:18:08- You all right? - Yeah, are you all right?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Cherry, this is Bobbie.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15MUSIC: "Starsky And Hutch theme"

0:18:16 > 0:18:18CAMERA CLICKS

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Another unsatisfied customer.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40- Looks like they ripped her off too. - I cannot hear what you are saying with a mouthful of doughnuts.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43You're lucky it's not chips and ice-cream.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Cravings can be controlled.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do you think I want to eat 4,000 calories a day?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50My body has been colonised.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53There are consequences.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- That is the third one.- What?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Car with foreign plates.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- How did you see that? - Pregnancy doesn't make me myopic.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, surely it is a repair shop.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17And just today there's been a whole spate of foreign cars that need repairing?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I should take a look. - WE should.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Actually, I think in your condition...

0:19:24 > 0:19:27If one more person mentions my condition!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- If you're going, I am.- Very well.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32MUSIC: "Starsky And Hutch theme"

0:19:34 > 0:19:37But remember, stay close.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43THEY LAUGH

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Well, you make a lovely couple.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50We're not joined at the hip, though. But, maybe sometimes.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Lovely!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55PHONE RINGS

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Hello.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04That is really good news.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK, I'll be home as soon as I can.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08OK, bye.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Ooh, he's had an offer on the house!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Sounds like we've all got something to celebrate.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15If you're up for it.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Always.- See you later, Cherry. - Nice to meet you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24MUSIC: "Shaft theme"

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- It looks like they are cutting and shutting.- What?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stripping stolen cars of their parts.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50It is easier and much more profitable than trying to sell a whole car.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53So we've caught them red-handed.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59As they say in the police serials - bang to rights.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'd postpone the celebrations if I were you.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14SHE SIGHS

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Hey, Freya's had a mystery man turn up.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22And there was us thinking she bats for the other team.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Would it matter?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Oh, no, but Cherry said that they were all over each other

0:21:27 > 0:21:30and they've just popped out.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35Everyone's off on dates. Even Daniel and Heston. Together.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Probably some male bonding thing. I hope.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42So does Rob ever romance you?

0:21:42 > 0:21:47Er, er, yes, he brought some fish and chips home the other week

0:21:47 > 0:21:51and we opened a bottle of red and watched a box set of Juliet Bravo.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Sounds romantic.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, yeah, yeah, if you like sitting there with someone saying,

0:21:56 > 0:21:59"They never did that when I was at West Yorkshire," all night.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Ah, it was fine, it was just us.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Yeah. Night.- Night.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16You can't deny it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Cutting and shutting? No, no, we don't do that.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Though I do believe it's something the, er... Africans are quite keen on.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24HE LAUGHS

0:22:24 > 0:22:28We Africans mostly have respect for the law.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30As do I.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Which is why all our vehicles have the full documentation.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Looks like you've been wasting your time. HE LAUGHS

0:22:39 > 0:22:42It's really unfortunate that you've just seen that.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47Well...we can say that we didn't see it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50No, no, I think you've been far too proactive for that. Wayne?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52SHE SCREAMS

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Pull the other one, you dozy...! - Can you not see her condition!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Run!- Oh!

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Get her!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10PHONE RINGS WITH THE THEME FROM THE SWEENEY

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Zara.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18You what?! Come on, guys, quick!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Come on!- Don't get in.- Get out!

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Come on!- Get off me! Careful, careful, careful!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Get the stuff out of here!

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Let her go, or I will strike thee down with great vengeance

0:23:36 > 0:23:39and furious anger!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Oh, God!- You are nuts!

0:23:42 > 0:23:46No. I am Mrs Tembe!

0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Police!- Aah!

0:23:50 > 0:23:54- How is the important business? - All right! It's finished, yeah!

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Get off!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Thank you.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Do I need to tell you two to never, ever to do that again?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Good.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, and, unofficially...thanks.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Hope the pie wasn't too simple for you.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27Oh, no, simplicity is difficult and you achieved that with elan.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31You really are one of the most charming men.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35- And you are one of the most... - One of the most forceful...

0:24:35 > 0:24:38No, no, no, I enjoy your zest.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44Well, let's just hope you enjoy the sticky toffee pudding.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Marvellous.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Been a while since I've had sticky toffee pudding.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Not too sticky?- Oh, no.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Sure?

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Lips.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Gorgeous lips.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04GIGGLING

0:26:08 > 0:26:14That...was...great. It's always great.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18We could always do it more often.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Are you trying to wear me out? - I don't just mean sex.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26You know, being together.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29What like boyfriend and girlfriend?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Can you imagine?

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Nature calls.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50TOILET FLUSHES

0:26:57 > 0:27:02He's got the stamina of a man in his 20s. He is absolutely rampant.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Whoa! Too much information.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Sick of being scared all the time.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08That's the only way to be, the only way to stay strong.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11See you later.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Help!- Get inside!

0:27:16 > 0:27:18What are you doing with that?

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