0:00:30 > 0:00:33- How much?! - It's not unreasonable.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35But it was just a little leak
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Lose enough oil, love, and your engine seizes up. - I do know something about cars.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41What, how to put your lippy on in the mirror?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Don't you patronise me!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Is there a problem?- Yeah.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Lady's querying the work.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Ha! The work and your attitude.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Can I, er, take a look? Thanks.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Yeah, I remember this.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Wayne you told me about the cracks in the seals.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I needed someone who had the skill to fix it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06You see, this is the problem with high maintenance.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's high and there's astronomical.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'd say it's a fair price to get you back on the road.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17And you wouldn't want to go breaking down in your condition, would you?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24We accept all major credit cards. 10% off for cash.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Er, take your clothes off behind the screen
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- and I'll be with you in a minute. - Is that called dispensing with formalities?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Oh, Marina!- Oh! Oh, dear.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41- I didn't realise it was you. If I did I wouldn't of...- You'd have asked me to keep my clothes on?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Er, no. Yeah... No! Er, I'm expecting a patient.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- The gorgeous blonde in reception? - Er, yes, yes it is, er...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Lucky girl.- Yeah.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So how about dinner?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Oh, that would be lovely. - Tonight?- Super, yeah, great.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm doing something with chicken.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, well I know a very nice Pollo alla Toscana with San Miniato truffles.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I was thinking more like chicken pie. - Very traditional.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Er, would go well with a bottle of Bergerac.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09I love things that complement each other.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Mary Salter?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15this is the third appointment she's had with you this week.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Yep and, so far, a mystery to medical science.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- MESSAGE RECEIVED CHIME - Oh, hello.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Bobbie!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Who's Bobbie?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30A friend. With extras.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33What sort of extras?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35X-rated.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh! Naughty.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Bobbie is VERY naughty.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42So you going to meet up there?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, I'm like a bee to honey.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Like...a bee...to...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54..honey.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56THEY LAUGH
0:02:56 > 0:02:59HE HUMS
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Cheerful for a cold November morning. - Should joy await the spring?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Do I detect romance? - Guilty as charged.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I have a second date with the lovely Marina.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Ah, you old dog. - Less of the old.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14So what is it, front row seats for the Pirates Of Penzance?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Dinner at her place.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21Fast work. Well, just remember forewarned is forearmed.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Sorry? - You know, something for the weekend.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's Monday.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- It's what barbers used to say. - I'm aware of the euphemism.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It's a little early for talk of...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Contraception?- The physical side.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Heston, second date, her place. What do you think she's invited you there for?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Dinner?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Dinner is also a euphemism. Not a complete euphemism, but it's part of the same ritual.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Unless she's a nun and lives in a priory, you're in.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Am I?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Believe me. She'll be waiting to pounce, the moment you walk through the door.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Shouldn't it be the man who initiates?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56It's not 1953. Women know what they want.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59And in her case, it's you, big boy.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Gosh.- If she does pounce, don't say gosh.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04There are certain words that don't belong in the sexual arena.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm a little out of practice.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10OK, let her do the running.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- It might surprise you, but some women like to be assertive.- Daniel!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Well?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Well, perhaps it was a little excessive replacing the hose but...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41And? What else?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, here it says there was shearing...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Hey, what's up?- Ah, Doctor Clay. Second opinion please.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Er, yeah, it would have been cheaper to buy a new car.- No kidding.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58BOTH: Hmm.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I, er, I presume there is an issue.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Mainly that these two are clueless.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I know engines.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07You know they make things go. But do you know how?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09The secret of internal combustion.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11May I?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Have you the bill of work?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Now, this is scandalous. Half this work has not been done.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oil.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Oil.- It's still leaking.- Hmm.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I would guess from the sump.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Sump.
0:05:50 > 0:05:56In my assessment, not only have they not attempted the work they have charged you for,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58but they have also caused some damage.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's what I was going to say.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Really?- Mmm.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04So what do YOU propose doing about it?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I can see why she'd query this.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Really?- Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, not really knowing much about cars, let alone engines.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Wayne?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22The lovely lady who this, er, gentlemen is lucky enough to be with
0:06:22 > 0:06:24still isn't happy with the work.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Well, you saw the seals. - Oh, yeah, yeah. They were bad.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Engine could have seized up any time.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Imagine that happening on the M40.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Especially the state your missus is in.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, er, but the sump still seems to be leaking.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I made sure it was topped up. It's a common mistake -
0:06:40 > 0:06:42you see oil and you assume there's a leak.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Whole chamber's as tight as a drum.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48The way I see it is, er, well, mechanics is just like medicine.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Diagnosis and then treatment.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Prognosis.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Exactly, yeah. You see that?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Uh-huh.- I tell you what, Doctor Granger,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I'd be so reassured coming to see someone like you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yeah, I mean, you're professionalism just shines through.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Thank you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05No, no, I can see it. The same as style.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Look come to the office, I've got something to show you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- No, I really shouldn't - Put the kettle on, yeah.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15"Baby, we're both being singed by this heat between us,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18"so let's go upstairs and burn the place down."
0:07:18 > 0:07:20HE GRUNTS
0:07:22 > 0:07:23"Buddies to bed mates?"
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- Just doing a bit of research, it's...- Which buddy are you planning to bed?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Well it's not just about the, you know, the physical side
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Sex is part of a relationship.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36It's about...getting to that juncture.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Who makes the first move?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40That delicate moment, yeah.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I'm sure you'll know when it...arises.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Er, is that pregnancy tea any good?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Tastes disgusting, so I presume it's doing me some good.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Must have been a real shock when you found out you were pregnant.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Actually, it was a pleasant surprise.- Oh, so you sort of knew...
0:08:16 > 0:08:20If you're asking if it was an assisted pregnancy,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22then the answer is yes.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25So, is it your egg?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28My egg. Daniel's sperm. Our baby.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Ah. So...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Hey, nice one!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33What did they say? Did you get a refund?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Er, not a refund, as such. - What are those?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38They're tickets.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Race tickets to Letherbridge Circuit.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Corporate box, lunch, the works.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44They fobbed you off, didn't they?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- No.- I knew I should have gone myself.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Maybe in your condition... - My condition, what?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- I was thinking of the stress. - The only stress is dealing with the useless fraternity of men!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- PHONE RINGS - That's urgent, I better...
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I might have known he would give you the run around.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Is this a repair shop? - The garage, yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- They're not accepting liability? - The only liability is standing here.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You don't understand how these things are done.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09These things? What things?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Women have a tendency to...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- ALL FEMALES:- What?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16..jump the gun. You have to...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19What you need to do is get down there and call these people's bluff.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I intend to. - You're hardly an expert on cars.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No, but Mrs Tembe is.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Yeah, er, it's a bit disappointing. I mean, I know the market is slow
0:09:33 > 0:09:35but I was hoping for something by now.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Uh-huh. OK. Right, well, cheers. Thank you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Bye.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41News?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Four viewings, no offers.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Someone will.- They need to.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Freya has got a date with someone called Bobbie.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Yeah?- Do you think that she'll be a girly-girl
0:09:55 > 0:09:56or someone a bit more butch?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Ah, I don't really know Freya's type.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- If she likes girly-girls, would she fancy me?- Why wouldn't she?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07And if she does fancy me, can we still be friends?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well, er, I'm deeply irresistible,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15however Simon did somehow manage to contain his desire for me.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- People have tried though, haven't they?- I am irresistible.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- No, I mean with the same sex. - Yeah, it happens.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I've never been curious.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- You?- What?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you ever...?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- What been curious or tried it? - Either?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47There was... There was this one guy
0:10:47 > 0:10:49KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Daniel, have you got a minute?- Yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Er...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I could do with a little bit of advice.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- About women?- Yes.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, that's simple. Don't go near them.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Don't even think about them. In fact, avoid at all costs.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- I was hoping for something a bit more positive.- I'm not in a very positive frame of mind.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well, you're experienced and I defer to experience.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24OK, what kind of advice can I give you?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Proceed with caution. Enter at your own risk.
0:11:28 > 0:11:36Well, tonight, I was hoping to... initiate proceedings.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK, well, that's simple.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44After supper, put your napkin down
0:11:44 > 0:11:47and say, "Now I'd like to initiate proceedings."
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ha-ha(!)
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Seduce her.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51How?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53When the moment's right
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- How will I know when the moment's right?- It's instinct, man.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Yes, but my instinct has been somewhat blunted by Lily.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Bet that's not all she blunted.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Thank you.- Sorry. You just have to wait for signs that she's ready.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Such as?
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Well, when she starts doing something like, er, playing with her hair.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Curling it round her finger. - "Playing..."
0:12:18 > 0:12:20You don't need to make notes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Can you show me?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- What? You mean like role-play? - Yeah, well, like rehearsal.- OK.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Er, you can, er, be Marina...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Do I have to be?- Well, there's no point me being Marina.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Could you be a bit more feminine?
0:12:44 > 0:12:50'He was kind and warm with a...'
0:12:50 > 0:12:54a deep kind of gentleness that pulled you in.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57One night we were there
0:12:57 > 0:13:01and I just, er, started noticing little things like...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04little lines at the corner of his eyes when he smiled
0:13:04 > 0:13:08and how he used to wave his arms about
0:13:08 > 0:13:12when he was talking expressively, you know, when he...
0:13:12 > 0:13:18when he was listened to you, just, er, touch his hair.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21So what happened?
0:13:25 > 0:13:31Well, er, I just, er...I said,
0:13:31 > 0:13:35"Greg, I'm not kissing you in the middle of this curry house."
0:13:40 > 0:13:42HE LAUGHS
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I believed you!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Like I said to your husband... - Partner.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53Like I said to Daniel, the work was completely necessary.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I do not think so. - Are you a mechanic?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I have experience with cars.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01No, no, I don't mean just riding in them.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I am proficient with most engine types.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07So, you have a lot of sports coupes where you're from?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09My colleague knows about cars.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And she says that not only have you not done the work that you've charged for
0:14:12 > 0:14:14but you've also caused damage.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Have you got any proof of that?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Where would you like me to start?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'm a very busy man.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25So why don't you find something useful to do.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Like shopping.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32You cannot just dismiss us like that.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34He just did, darling.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36We are not your darlings!
0:14:42 > 0:14:47You wouldn't believe...how long... I've waited for this moment
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- What did you do that for?! - I haven't given you the sign. - You were pouting.- Wasn't.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- There was a definite vibe. - No, I wasn't in the zone.- Why not?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Cos you weren't being attentive enough.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01If I stared any more into your eyes, I'd be communing with your ancestors.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I was waiting for my gaze to drop to your lips.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08When a woman drops her gaze to your lips, it means she's looking for you to kiss her.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Really?- Mmm. I've done extensive research.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14OK, let's do it again. This time, I'll wait for the sign
0:15:14 > 0:15:16OK.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Are you ready?- Always.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Hi, we're closed for lunch.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I'm not actually, er...
0:15:27 > 0:15:31If you want to register, you'll need to fill out a form.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Er, OK.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34New box.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44So, what do you do when you're not being a nurse?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I presume you are a nurse.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Practice Nurse Cherry Malone. I just do the usual stuff.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Going around being beautiful?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Er, I'm not beautiful.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, yes you are.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Finally, you've got the thing about lips?- Yeah, she looks at my lips.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- You start tonsil-tickling. - I sweep her off her feet and carry her upstairs.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- It's a bit Brief Encounter, isn't it? - No, no, no, the point of Brief Encounter is they never actually...
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Oh, get jiggy?- Jig...? You've not seen it, have you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- No, I've seen Debbie Does Dallas... - Yes, I bet you have.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Right, OK, so the man assumes dominance.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- For the first and probably last time in the relationship. - Let's not spoil it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28You've started the process, OK? So let her react.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30OK. Right, bear with me.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Er, let, let's assume that we've kissed passionately
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Assumption's good. - I've kissed her...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Uh-huh.- ..and she is reacting. Passionately.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yeah. Hormones are raging.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43She says something to you like,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46"No-one has ever kissed me like that before
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- "I am going to give you the most sensuous...- Oh, Marina.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- ..the most erotic...- Oh, yeah.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- ..wildest night of your life. - Oh, yes!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Elaine.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm so sorry.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Er...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Er, I think that's everything.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Absolutely. Yeah. Up the Villa!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We need evidence of criminal wrongdoing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14But it is immoral.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- We're not the morality police. - Then what kind of police are you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20The kind that maintain law and order.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21It's extortion.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Extortion is a very complicated crime.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Unless you've got grounds for investigation...- What grounds?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Evidence, suspicion, motive.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Well, we suspect that they are defrauding their customers. - And the motive is money.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- As things stand...- As things stand,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- we'll have to find the evidence ourselves. - I strongly advise against that.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Well, I feel a strong impulse to the contrary.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44SHE TUTS
0:17:45 > 0:17:49So, if you don't want an appointment why are you still here?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I do want an appointment. With you.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- That's just a challenge. - No, it's a commitment.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56I don't do commitments.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Bobbie?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08- You all right? - Yeah, are you all right?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Cherry, this is Bobbie.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15MUSIC: "Starsky And Hutch theme"
0:18:16 > 0:18:18CAMERA CLICKS
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Another unsatisfied customer.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- Looks like they ripped her off too. - I cannot hear what you are saying with a mouthful of doughnuts.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You're lucky it's not chips and ice-cream.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Cravings can be controlled.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do you think I want to eat 4,000 calories a day?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50My body has been colonised.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53There are consequences.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- That is the third one.- What?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Car with foreign plates.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- How did you see that? - Pregnancy doesn't make me myopic.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, surely it is a repair shop.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17And just today there's been a whole spate of foreign cars that need repairing?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I should take a look. - WE should.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Actually, I think in your condition...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27If one more person mentions my condition!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- If you're going, I am.- Very well.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32MUSIC: "Starsky And Hutch theme"
0:19:34 > 0:19:37But remember, stay close.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43THEY LAUGH
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Well, you make a lovely couple.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50We're not joined at the hip, though. But, maybe sometimes.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Lovely!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55PHONE RINGS
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Hello.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04That is really good news.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK, I'll be home as soon as I can.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08OK, bye.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Ooh, he's had an offer on the house!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Sounds like we've all got something to celebrate.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15If you're up for it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Always.- See you later, Cherry. - Nice to meet you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24MUSIC: "Shaft theme"
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- It looks like they are cutting and shutting.- What?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stripping stolen cars of their parts.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50It is easier and much more profitable than trying to sell a whole car.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53So we've caught them red-handed.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59As they say in the police serials - bang to rights.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'd postpone the celebrations if I were you.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14SHE SIGHS
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Hey, Freya's had a mystery man turn up.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22And there was us thinking she bats for the other team.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Would it matter?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Oh, no, but Cherry said that they were all over each other
0:21:27 > 0:21:30and they've just popped out.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Everyone's off on dates. Even Daniel and Heston. Together.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Probably some male bonding thing. I hope.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42So does Rob ever romance you?
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Er, er, yes, he brought some fish and chips home the other week
0:21:47 > 0:21:51and we opened a bottle of red and watched a box set of Juliet Bravo.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Sounds romantic.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, yeah, yeah, if you like sitting there with someone saying,
0:21:56 > 0:21:59"They never did that when I was at West Yorkshire," all night.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Ah, it was fine, it was just us.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Yeah. Night.- Night.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You can't deny it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Cutting and shutting? No, no, we don't do that.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Though I do believe it's something the, er... Africans are quite keen on.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24HE LAUGHS
0:22:24 > 0:22:28We Africans mostly have respect for the law.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30As do I.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Which is why all our vehicles have the full documentation.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Looks like you've been wasting your time. HE LAUGHS
0:22:39 > 0:22:42It's really unfortunate that you've just seen that.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47Well...we can say that we didn't see it.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50No, no, I think you've been far too proactive for that. Wayne?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52SHE SCREAMS
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Pull the other one, you dozy...! - Can you not see her condition!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Run!- Oh!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Get her!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10PHONE RINGS WITH THE THEME FROM THE SWEENEY
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Zara.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You what?! Come on, guys, quick!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Come on!- Don't get in.- Get out!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Come on!- Get off me! Careful, careful, careful!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Get the stuff out of here!
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Let her go, or I will strike thee down with great vengeance
0:23:36 > 0:23:39and furious anger!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Oh, God!- You are nuts!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46No. I am Mrs Tembe!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Police!- Aah!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- How is the important business? - All right! It's finished, yeah!
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Get off!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Thank you.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Do I need to tell you two to never, ever to do that again?
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Good.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, and, unofficially...thanks.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Hope the pie wasn't too simple for you.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Oh, no, simplicity is difficult and you achieved that with elan.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31You really are one of the most charming men.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- And you are one of the most... - One of the most forceful...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38No, no, no, I enjoy your zest.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Well, let's just hope you enjoy the sticky toffee pudding.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Marvellous.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Been a while since I've had sticky toffee pudding.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Not too sticky?- Oh, no.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Sure?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Lips.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Gorgeous lips.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04GIGGLING
0:26:08 > 0:26:14That...was...great. It's always great.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18We could always do it more often.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Are you trying to wear me out? - I don't just mean sex.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26You know, being together.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29What like boyfriend and girlfriend?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Can you imagine?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Nature calls.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50TOILET FLUSHES
0:26:57 > 0:27:02He's got the stamina of a man in his 20s. He is absolutely rampant.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Whoa! Too much information.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Sick of being scared all the time.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08That's the only way to be, the only way to stay strong.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11See you later.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Help!- Get inside!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18What are you doing with that?
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