0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Party rockers in the house tonight
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Everybody just have a good time
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# And we will make you lose your mind
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Everybody just have a good time... #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49SHE GASPS
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Are you OK?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54What does it look like? Ah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Do you want me to call an ambulance? - No, just give us a hand.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Thank you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Are you sure you don't need an ambulance?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09No, I'll be fine. Phew!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I just... I just, erm, need to get to...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14What is it?
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- Where's my... Where's my purse? - You lost it?- It's not here.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Where was the last place you had it?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I don't... I dunno. I've been walking for miles.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Hang on. Why don't we retrace your steps?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Actually... I think I've left it in my friend's house.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33And now she's going to be at work,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36so I'm not going to be able to get it till tonight.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- That's annoying.- I know - and I've got my train tickets in there and about £20 in cash.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Do you want me to phone the police? - No, it's not worth it.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm just tired, and I want to have a shower
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- and I need to get home to Solihull. - Well, how much was your train fare?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53£5.50.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'll see what I've got.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- It'll have to be in coins. - That's really kind of you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05One. Two. Oh, that's a Euro.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Don't know what that's doing in there!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- There we go. - Aw, you're a lifesaver.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I don't know what I would have done without you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Anyone would have done the same.- No.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Anyone else would look the other way, pretend they couldn't see me. You're one in a million.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Do you want me to walk you to the station?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure you've got places to go.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33- It's no bother. And I'd like to make sure you get back to Solihull before you go into labour.- Ha! Fine.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38So you will have a word? It's important.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I just don't know how she's going to take it.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Look, just do it, Daniel! I'm stressed enough as it is!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Oh...My life just gets worse.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Morning!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Thanks for helping!- It's not part of my job description.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01And there was me thinking doctors were meant to help people!
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Can't you ask someone else?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Who? The army of elves I keep behind reception?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I've got to get ready.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Why don't you just help instead of arguing about it?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12I'm not the one who's arguing.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What is this mess?!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I asked the mighty Kevin, but no! Doesn't want to get his hands dirty.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Honestly, if you want something doing...
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Hey, are you sure that's wise? - Hey, hey. What are you doing?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Do you remember what they said at the hospital?- Thanks, Kevin!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35You might as well put up a poster in reception telling all the patients!
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Just because I'm pregnant, there's no need to patronise me.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- So, when is it due? - It's not till half nine.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Blimey, that's a bit specific!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Sorry, you mean... Erm, well, I'm eight and a half months,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01so, um, the beginning of December.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Just in time for Christmas! - Yeah.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Look, I'll just wait here. My train's not for half an hour.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Are you sure?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'm positive. You have been so helpful.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16You're welcome.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You know, this world would be a whole lot better
0:04:19 > 0:04:21if there were more people like you in it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Thanks!- No. Thank you, um...?
0:04:24 > 0:04:30- Jack.- I don't believe it! You'll never guess what my name is.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Dunno.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35It's Jill. We should, um, go up the hill together!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Well, thanks again.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I'm sure I just felt him kicking! - Sorry about that!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Well, bye, Jill. - Bye, Jack.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Morning!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Ah, good morning, Nurse Malone. Dr Clay.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Is it your birthday, Mrs Tembe?
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- No, it has nothing to do with me. It has been left for Dr Carter. - Aw! I bet I know who left that.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Why didn't she just give it to him? They see each other enough.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Well, it's more romantic if you come to work and it's waiting for you.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hint, hint. Let's have a look.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Nurse Malone! You cannot read Dr Carter's private messages.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What does it say?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It says, "Hope this leaves you shaken not stirred, big boy...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59"Marina."
0:05:59 > 0:06:03It didn't take him long to get his feet under the table.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I like that blouse! What colour is it? Magenta?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I have no idea.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Maybe we could have our new bathroom that colour.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Big boy!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Jack!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Jack!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ciaran! Hi, sorry. I was miles away.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Anywhere nice?- No, not really.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I had a bit of a weird morning, missed a lecture.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35And they say drama students are slackers!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37So, how are things with you?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'm good. Good. I've got a part in a new play.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Right! What's that? - I'm playing Noel Coward.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Typecast!- And I've just moved into a flat down by the canal.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Sounds cool.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- And I've got a boyfriend.- Now, he is definitely gay this time?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Ha-ha(!)
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, I heard about you and that forensics guy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- You were all over the papers.- Yeah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Is it true he tried to kill you twice?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'm really trying to just move on from that.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh. I see. Well, it was great seeing you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- If you fancy a drink some time..? - Why not?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19How about lunchtime? 12.30, SU?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22If you can tear yourself away from daytime television.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25For you, Ciaran, I am prepared to miss Bargain Hunt.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Great! See you then.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yeah?!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- What's this? - Cup of tea.- I'm not thirsty.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I just wanted to say sorry, in case we went overboard this morning.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Apology noted. - And if there's anything you want to talk about, anytime,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- you know where I am. - OK, things may be bad,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59but I have not yet reached that circle of hell.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Fine. Just trying to be polite.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You're a long way from Solihull.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Sorry, do I know you?- Don't give me that! I want my fiver back.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16I have no idea who you are.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21I see you've had your baby. What was it? Oh, yeah, a cushion.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- I don't know what you're on about. - I've only got one thing to say to you.- What?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Smile!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Now, Dr Carter runs an asthma clinic here on the third Wednesday of every month,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36so Mrs Hollins will put you down for the next one on the 20th.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Thank you.- Erm, that's a bit of a problem.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43No, it really isn't. So we'll see you on the 20th. Thank you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Mr, Bletchley, I'll give you a bell. - Thank you.- Why, what's the problem?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Erm, well, first of all,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50it's Jimmi that runs the asthma clinic.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Secondly, they're at the Mill. Thirdly, they're every other Friday.
0:08:54 > 0:09:00Fourthly, I think the 20th is a Sunday, fifthly...
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah?!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I really think you need a cup of tea.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08KNOCKING Come in!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Dr Carter. I have made you a nice cup of...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Sorry. I thought you were busy so I...
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I am never too busy to make you your tea.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I will drink that one later.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Someone left this at reception for you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Oh, this is intriguing!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh, I think I know what this is!
0:09:33 > 0:09:38This is going to keep us amused this evening for hours to come.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- What is it?- It is a cocktail kit.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Marina is very into this, she's trying to convince me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48You see there's a cocktail shaker. And we have a grater.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And a very special ingredient.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- What is that?!- Well, you have to coat the glass.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Salt with a margarita, and sugar with a sweet cocktail.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03But the true cognoscenti use this pomegranate sugar.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Apparently once you've tried this you never rim with anything else.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Here you are. Go on, then, let's have a look.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17That's her. And her name's Jill.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Oh, yeah. Is that what she's calling herself these days?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- You know her?! - Well, we're not best mates,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27but I have asked her to move along a few times.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Usually hangs around outside the Everglades Shopping Centre.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Gives you a sob story, then, er, asks for a few quid to get home.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Why hasn't she been arrested? - On what charge?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37She's committing fraud.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40What, is it a crime to shove a cushion up your jumper?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43She's obtaining money by deception.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, well, technically that's right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49But, OK, so you get the evidence, take her to court, she gets a fine.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51How do you think she pays that back?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Er, Dr Wilson?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- You all right?- Uh, as you know,
0:11:06 > 0:11:11I am not the sort of person to poke my nose into the affairs of others.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I am. - Well, I am well aware of that.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17But what sort of person would you say Mrs Bonnaire is?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Why do you want to know?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28It's just that she has befriended Dr Carter.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh, I'd say she's done a little bit more than that.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37In fact, I think she's "befriended" his brains out.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Just seems immoral.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Welcome to my world. - I gave her a fiver.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Just be glad you didn't give her any more.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54You've done a nice thing, so now learn your lesson and move on.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'm going to write an article for the student newspaper.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Oh, great, because that's always helped, hasn't it(?) - I've got to do something!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Where did you say she hangs out? The Everglades?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I don't want you confronting her, so just get back to work.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Otherwise you'll end up unemployed, wandering around, tricking people out of money.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Yeah, right!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Thank you.- No worries.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27OK, can we set some ground rules?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Fire away.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I don't want anyone discussing my condition in reception,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38or the staff room, or anywhere else where patients can hear.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41You're pregnant! It's not the Black Death.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I just find it a bit difficult.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Why?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Well, it's probably partly the IVF.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53I'm having treatment for something that so many people have struggled with,
0:12:53 > 0:12:57and yet somehow so far it's worked, and that puts me under a huge obligation to be happy.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Are you not happy?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Well, of course I'm happy. But I'm not Julie Andrews.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08I, I want this. I want this more than anything else.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I just wish I could fast-forward the next six months.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I'm sorry. When I said, "Let's meet for a drink,"
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I did actually visualise sitting down.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24And actually drinking something.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Yeah, well, I really want to have a word with this girl.- What?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Are you hoping to see some baby photos?
0:13:29 > 0:13:35- Or buy her some matching cushion covers?- It's not funny.- It is a bit.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Why did she pick on me?- Because...
0:13:37 > 0:13:41you've got the kind of face that says the confession light is on,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43come on in, tell me all your troubles.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Really?- You have.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48That's why people want to be friends with you,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50why sometimes someone will fall for you...
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- ..and occasionally someone will take advantage.- Oh!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- I don't feel that bad now. It's a gift, really.- It is.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01There she is!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02What?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09You know, he's such a skinny thing now, but when I was carrying him,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11he was huge! Rob used to call me Moby Dick.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15He used to shout at the top of his voice, "There she blows!"
0:14:15 > 0:14:18He said if I got any fatter, he'd have to harpoon me.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Are you all right?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I don't want to look like Moby Dick.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I don't want piles and stretch marks.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I've worked in obs and gynae.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40I've seen the appalling labours some of those women have go to through.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- It's not going to be that bad! - How do you know?
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Because... you're having a baby. And that's wonderful.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50And no matter how much pain you have,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52you know what you're going to get at the end of it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But I don't know.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I've, I've booked the private clinic,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I've interviewed the midwife,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04I've made the birth plan, but...
0:15:04 > 0:15:07all the touchy feely stuff...
0:15:07 > 0:15:12when I... when I have to look after a little...
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Baby.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yes.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's just not me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I mean, are you sure? This is so kind of you, I...
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Hello! What's the money for? Getting your child reupholstered?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Or do you fancy a matching pair of curtains?
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- I don't know what he's on about. - Oh, come off it!- Jack!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Right.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Shall we think of a name for it?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Right, well, I'll leave you to get on.- Thanks.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You know, it's not going to be as bad as you think.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Why don't you talk to your mum?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Because she's dead.- Oh, I'm sorry. I... I didn't know.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's all right. No, it's true, the last few weeks,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I have missed her more than in my whole life.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- I do just wish I could ask her... - Are you going to see any patients
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- or is this some kind of punishment? - All right, I'm coming!
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Anyway, for the moment, we're just going to deal with the practical things.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Right now, Daniel's just about to tell Izzie.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46It will be fun. You like babies, don't you?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51And this baby's going to be your best friend in the whole wide world.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55You'll be able to share your toys with them, cos you're such a clever girl...
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oi!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Oh, don't give me that! Do I look like that sort of person?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You can't always tell.
0:17:31 > 0:17:37- So... why do you do it? - What?- Rip people off.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Steal their money. Tell them loads of lies.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41You gave me that money.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Have you never had a handout in your life?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48At least I don't go round telling people I'm pregnant!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You know perfectly well that when a guy sees a woman who's expecting,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54he's going to want to open doors for her, give up his seat on the bus.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Huh, that's rubbish. Loads of times, people just make me stand.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01But you're exploiting people's good nature!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Thanks to you, the next time someone asks me for something,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm going to be that little bit more suspicious, less likely to help.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10And I think you're doing a massive disservice to women
0:18:10 > 0:18:12who are genuinely pregnant.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Well, it's all right for them.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18At least they can actually have kids.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27No, it's not in Mummy's tummy. It's Zara's baby,
0:18:27 > 0:18:31and whenever you come...
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Look, you can teach it how to walk and talk and everything,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37because you are such a good girl.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I see them every day.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Young mums down the park shouting at their kids,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46threatening to bash them.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50And I know I'll never have what they've got.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53That's what my doctor says.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57And even if I could, there's the small problem of finding
0:18:57 > 0:19:00a bloke who doesn't beat the crap out of me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03A place to live that doesn't have mould growing up the walls.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- OK, I know things are bad, but... - No, you don't know.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11You don't know what it feels like to be walking around, feeling empty.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15When you've only ever wanted one thing in your life.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21But the closest I can get is to stick a cushion up my jumper.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25That still doesn't excuse what you're doing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I could do worse, though, couldn't I?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I used to dream about taking a child.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32You know, from some pram-faced mum
0:19:32 > 0:19:35screaming her head off down the supermarket,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37talking on a phone while her kiddy wanders off.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Maybe that's how I'll do it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Or maybe, I'll just carry on with this fantasy.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49That my baby's on its way and it'll be here by Christmas.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Look, I really think you need some help,
0:19:53 > 0:19:57and I'm going to try and get you some numbers.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06What do you think, Izzie? What do you think?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Baby, baby.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I think you're going to love the real baby even more.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22I don't know if any of these people will be able to help,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24but you need to talk to someone.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25You've helped me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Because for once, someone has listened to me, and not judged me.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34You treated me like a human being,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37so now I must behave like one.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's nothing.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42It's not nothing. I think you're amazing.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46And maybe if I'd met someone like you when I was younger,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49my life wouldn't have been such a mess.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Don't cry!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- It's just been one of those days. - Jack!- Oh, Ciaran, hi!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Jill, this is my friend... - Hello, Keira.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Long time no see! This is yours, I believe.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Did you just call her Keira?
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- That's right.- And you've met her?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Er, you could say that.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- I'm just nipping out for a bit. - All right, see you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Um, I lost my mum, too, when I was quite young.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24I thought I was over it,
0:21:24 > 0:21:28but any time now I have a big decision to make, I just wish
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I could have her back, just for one day, just to ask one question.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32I see.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- So, you know, if ever you want to talk...- Don't hold your breath.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Right, can I have a JD and Coke, please?- The same.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00So we're not having beers, then?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Right now, I want something a bit stronger.- Right.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Tell me about...- Keira. At least, that was her name when I met her.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- You're sure it's the same person? - Oh, yeah,
0:22:09 > 0:22:13though I think she probably has several different names.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24'You are through to Bobbie's answerphone.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27'Please leave a message, and I'll get back to your answerphone.'
0:22:34 > 0:22:35So where did you meet her?
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Well, it was a couple of months ago.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I was still single,
0:22:41 > 0:22:45still convinced the world would end before anyone saw me naked.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I'd just spent the whole evening in this club,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50being ignored by everyone.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54And I was waiting for a train. Suddenly, this girl comes along.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56She said she was a fashion photographer
0:22:56 > 0:22:59and I could earn a fortune as a fashion model.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Now, I wasn't sure if she was serious or not,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05but she took a few photos on her phone, and she says,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08"Have you got an agent?" She gave me her phone number.
0:23:08 > 0:23:14Only, she must have left out a digit, I think, because when I rang,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17it said, "The number you have dialled is not available."
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Don't tell me, she asked for £100 to join her modelling agency?- No!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Though she did ask for a fiver so she could get back to Bournville.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26That's Jill!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I feel like such an eejit.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Why should you? I think she's brilliant.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- What?- Well, I've been feeling like crap the past few days.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38She made me feel like a knight in shining armour.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41You were feeling inadequate and she made you feel special.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45And then you went out and met the bloke of your dreams, your life just got better.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- I suppose.- So that's what she does.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50She makes people feel good about themselves,
0:23:50 > 0:23:53and that gives them the courage to follow their dreams.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57And she only charges a fiver. It's a bargain!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59So who do you think she is, really, then?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Whoever you want her to be.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Keira, Jill, Buffy, Britney.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08She probably doesn't even know herself.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Well, whoever she is, I'm going to drink to her.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Good idea. So, to Keira or Jill, wherever you are...
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I hope that one day you get your life sorted out and find true happiness.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Well, I'm off.- Oh, Dr Carter?- Yes?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I see you are quite friendly with Mrs Bonnaire.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Miss Bonnaire, that's right.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Well, I am pleased for you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:43She seems an like an interesting sort of person, very...
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- It is nice that you have a friend. - Thank you, Mrs Tembe.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# Good times for a change
0:24:51 > 0:24:56# See, the luck I've had could make a good man turn bad
0:24:58 > 0:25:01# So please, please, please
0:25:01 > 0:25:05# Let me, let me, let me
0:25:06 > 0:25:10# Let me get what I want this time... #
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Who in God's name are you? What are you doing in my house?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I don't think I'm being supported in my professional development.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02How can a woman of such discernment and intelligence
0:26:02 > 0:26:05have no tastebuds whatsoever?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07No, no. No!
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- You need to calm down. - OK, that's enough.
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