0:00:45 > 0:00:47Have you got your key?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I need to get a washer for that tap. The dripping's like torture.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- I can do that.- You know the size?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Look, I need you to get a few things. OK?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13HE MOUTHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:14OK.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Ten pounds.- Ten pounds.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19And bring me back the change.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I'll see you later.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:01:42 > 0:01:44PHONE RINGS
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hayden.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Yes, perfectly fine, thank you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09For goodness sake, tell her she worries too much.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14But... Today?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Er...I can't.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Because it slipped my mind.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Could we postpone? Put him off?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27SHE SIGHS
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Oh. Yeah. What time is it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Are you sure we can't...?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah. All right. Thank you.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56HE WHISTLES
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- With Dr Granger?- At half past.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37OK. Do you want to take a seat? He won't be long.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40You OK?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Elaine?- Oh, sorry. Sorry, I was miles away.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I was just asking if you were OK.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- You look a bit pink. - Do I? Yes, I'm fine.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- No, I'm not. I've just had a call from my brother-in-law.- Oh.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Not his fault, not this time.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04- What's happened?- Ages ago, he arranged a blind date for me with one of his colleagues.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Oh.- Lovely man, apparently.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Very handsome. - Apparently? You didn't go?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Well, that's the thing. It hasn't happened yet. I totally forgot.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- It's this lunchtime.- What?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I know, exactly. I'm not sure I'm ready.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Well, have you got a chance to go home?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Not that you don't look gorgeous. You always look gorgeous.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29No, I mean I'm not sure I'm ready for a date, dressed up or not.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hang on a minute - it might be a good idea. Just what the doctor ordered.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Do you think?- Yeah. Absolutely.- Get back out there.- Back in the saddle.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41I mean, remind yourself that not all blokes are...you know...
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- Yeah, you never know, he might actually be nice. - It seems like I don't have a choice.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Apparently he's old school. Doesn't do mobiles.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, old school. Sounds like a proper knight in shining armour.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54SHE SHIVERS
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Sounds like Heston. - Oh, rather her than me.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hey, I had a cousin once who went on a blind date with a bloke
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- who cut her steak up for her then tried to feed it to her.- Ugh, yuck.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Well, fingers crossed. She might be lucky. He may be the man of her dreams.- Hmm.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Or have two brain cells and look like Herman Munster.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19FAINT YELPING
0:05:27 > 0:05:29YELPING CONTINUES
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hello.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hello!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Please take a seat.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04So how did it go?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46You understand what I'm saying? The filler was only ever a long shot.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48But it does look better. Doesn't it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Look, with scarring of this kind the problem is... - Maybe if I go back there...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm sorry, Angie.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Any more thoughts about what we spoke about last time?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00The counselling?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I don't need to go yacking on about it. I just want it gone.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Well, if that's genuinely what you want then all I can recommend at this stage
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- is that you reconsider your surgical options.- No.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Talk to an expert. Find out what's possible.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I have to get back.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17How's your brother?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Still no job.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Still living at the flat. Still broke.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Well, he's very lucky to have you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:30I'm sorry, Dr Granger. I just don't want opening up.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well, you know where I am.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20If you were to change your mind about any of this, I have numbers.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23OK? I hope things start to work out for you, Angie.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Bye.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hey.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Oh, Granger's as blind as a bat. You look lovely. - Thank you.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Now you take care.- Mmm.- Good luck.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Angie OK?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Did I do something?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Why would you ask that? Eh?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Why would you ask that, Bez?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09When you never do anything.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Stop it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15What was it I needed you to get? Can you even remember?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I was...- Three things.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I asked you to go shopping for three things.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25SHE SIGHS It doesn't matter.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Forget it. It's OK.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'll go.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33No-one minds, you know.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35You're still beautiful.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Give me the money.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Where's the rest?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Today, this afternoon, you go down the Jobcentre. Do you understand me?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And you get yourself a job,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- anything, by the end of the day.- OK.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01The end of the day, or you're out! You're out on your own.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, I think I'm over there.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Gregory?- Ah. Elaine?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Greg. Please.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Delighted to meet you.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Oh, Fred. You're going to get us into more trouble.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Stay there. Stay there, Fred.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- FRED WHIMPERS - Sssh. Sssh.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Come here. Come with me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04So there she is, having deliberately chosen the one who claimed to be 65 and balding
0:11:04 > 0:11:07and he turned out to be about 15.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- She ended up advising him on his acne.- Oh!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Ah. It's a terrifying business. - Oh, you're telling me.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I mean, you must have been worried, Hayden recommending me.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I suppose he told you about...
0:11:21 > 0:11:24He may have mentioned something.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Don't worry. I don't really look at the papers.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Are you ready to order?- Oh, yes. I'll have the Dover sole, please.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Mm. Nice choice. Make that two. And to drink?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I better be careful. A small glass of white wine, please.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- The same.- Thank you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Oh, very good.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52SHE CHUCKLES
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh, blind date - white stick.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Very nice.- Elaine, I...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I suppose Hayden put you up to that one?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I'm so sorry.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I assumed he would have mentioned it.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15BARKING
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- GROWLING - Ow!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23BARKING
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Ow!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I just can't believe he wouldn't mention it. I could throttle him.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- I'm so sorry, Greg, really. - Please. It's not a problem.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56If I'm being honest, I quite like it when people don't notice. It's rather fun.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Least one of us is having a good time.- A-ha!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05At last. Now this is shaping up to be more like a proper blind date, wouldn't you say?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09To be honest, I'm really quite relieved.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Relieved?- Well, the sunglasses in a restaurant?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Ah, I see.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20You're relieved I'm blind rather than...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22psychotic.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27HE LAUGHS
0:13:27 > 0:13:31You know, I can almost see your expression.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Marvellous. Right, if you'll excuse me,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I must pop to the bathroom before the advent of the sole.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Of course. Allow me.- Oh!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I've been house-trained for a while now. I think I'll manage.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Dr Granger!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I need to see Dr Granger!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01We're closed.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Four o'clock.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04What the...?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Bez. Let him in, Karen.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Bez, what is it? What's wrong?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Come through.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26That's it, nice and slow. Breathe in.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29And out.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- It's bad, isn't it?- You'll live.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36So are you going to tell me what happened?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Hmm?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40BARKING
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Hello.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48He bit me, Dr Granger.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Did he now? Here.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Was he in the bag when it happened?
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Well, I'm not surprised. How would you feel trapped in a bag? He probably just panicked.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I think we should put this on.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05So he just panicked cos he felt trapped?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Yep. Now, I need you to take him outside the front door and tie him up, OK?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Then come straight back in.- OK.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24SHE SNIFFS
0:15:37 > 0:15:39PHONE RINGS
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You lucky devil. I'm consumed by jealousy.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I mean, two days and a night on a tiny little coach
0:15:50 > 0:15:53stopping off at the most dreadful dives along the way,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56but, my goodness, was it worth it. I mean for the...
0:15:56 > 0:15:59for the sunset over Pyramid Khufu alone.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Honestly, somehow you really must get a chance to see...
0:16:03 > 0:16:05SHE SIGHS
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, what is wrong with me today?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Well, you're the expert, doctor. But my diagnosis?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Faux pas syndrome.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's terribly entertaining.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, here.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh, God, my fault.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh. What a klutz. Excuse me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It's all right.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Oh, thank you.- I can manage, really.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Actually, could we have a cloth, please?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Er...Elaine...- And another glass of wine.- Elaine. Please!
0:16:35 > 0:16:40- Elaine, I...- Oh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42BARKING
0:16:51 > 0:16:53RATTLES DOORS
0:16:53 > 0:16:58All right! Can you stop doing that?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03OK. OK. It's OK.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14Why don't we all go through to my room for a minute, OK? This way.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- He was bitten.- Bitten?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- By a dog.- The one outside. Did you see him?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26He's a puppy, really. Isn't he, Dr Granger?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29He's not a dog.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31He's only young. Definitely.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33He's very silly.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's just a nick.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37But there were blood though, weren't there?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- And Dr Granger gave me this. - It's antibiotics. It's a precaution. His tetanus is up to date.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44How...did you get bitten?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- He's not a bad dog, Ange. He's a good dog.- The dog was in his bag.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Cos he's mine. I found him.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You found him? Where?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54At the lake.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56In the park?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- I was skimming.- I thought I told you to go to the Jobcentre.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Before that. While you were here. - When you were supposed to be shopping?
0:18:06 > 0:18:12You brought it in the flat, didn't you? You had a dog in my flat?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- It's not just a dog, Ange. It's Fred.- When are you ever going to learn?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- He were on his own. He were in a sack!- When are you ever going to grow up and see past yourself?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22It's not like that. He's friendly.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28- You'd want to keep him if you... - You selfish, selfish little boy. Don't you get it?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29"You're still beautiful."
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Why can't you see what you've done?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35My whole life, everything - he's destroyed everything.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It weren't my fault, Ange.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40You were teasing it. Gran said so. Everybody said so.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45- It weren't just me. There were both of us.- I was four years old.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Maybe Gran's dog...- Your baby sister, and you never protected me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Maybe it felt trapped.- You've never once in your whole life protected me.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- It just panicked.- No. No, that's not what happened.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It didn't feel trapped. It didn't panic. You teased it.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03It thought it was a game, and it attacked the nearest thing.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Just like that one out there.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Er... Well, I had a lovely time. Thank you.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17So did I. Very eventful.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Greg... Maybe we could try this again sometime?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I really did have fun. And you seem like a very nice person.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30But...
0:19:30 > 0:19:34But I'm big enough and ugly enough to cope without help.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Elaine, what I'm looking for is a girlfriend. Not a carer.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Besides, I get the distinct impression
0:19:42 > 0:19:46there's someone that needs looking after more than I do right now.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Sorry to be brutal. I tend to think that honesty is best.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yes. Yes, it is. Thank you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's been a pleasure.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Why do you think he were in there?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Did it even occur to you to wonder why the dog was in the sack?
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- So that I'd find him.- No. What do you think this is, a fairy tale?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It bit you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25It was in the sack because it bites people.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I don't know what you mean.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Oh, yes, you do. Don't play stupid with me.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- You can't always make the rules. - They're not my rules!- I found him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39He was there because he's dangerous.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- They wanted me to find him.- Who did? - He's my dog and I'm keeping him.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- He was in there because someone didn't have the guts to do what they should have.- He were a present.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51No, he wasn't.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I love him. And you can't stop me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57He was in there because someone was going to drown him.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00And that's what should have happened. He should have been drowned.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's OK. It's all right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Bez?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53'It's my job to look after him.'
0:21:53 > 0:21:59Last thing Mum said to me. Not "goodbye", not, "I love you."
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Just, "Look after your brother." - What about your dad?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05He left. Years ago.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Couldn't stand to look at me.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14You know, you've every right to feel the way that you do.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You don't know how I feel.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- If you did, you'd hate me. - Course I wouldn't hate you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22You'd think I was evil.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Just sometimes he gets this look and I think,
0:22:24 > 0:22:28"You're doing it on purpose, aren't you? You're putting it on."
0:22:29 > 0:22:31See?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33But you know that he's not.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36It's not fair.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39No.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- He'll be all right, won't he? - He's a grown man.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51I shouldn't have shouted at him, said all that stuff about killing it.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00He'd do anything for me, you know.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Anything.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Come on, Bez. Where are you?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15HE SOBS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Bez? Stay there!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Dr Granger, he's my brother. Stay there!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42What?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Stay there.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Bez! Bez, stop, it's me. It's Ange. Please, Bez.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54It's not your fault, darling. None of this is your fault.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Bez...
0:23:57 > 0:24:01What I said before.... I didn't mean you to...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- I never wanted for you to get bitten, Ange.- I know.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Darling, I know. - I never wanted for that to happen.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12We were just playing. But it's OK.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Don't, Ange, I've sorted it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- It's OK.- No.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22We were both so young and no-one told us what to do.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I'm so sorry, Bez. I'm so sorry.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28GROWLING
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You need to take it out, Bez.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35You need to take it out.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37For me.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42GROWLING
0:24:47 > 0:24:49GROWLING STOPS
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Sometimes I get so angry, and I don't even know who with.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Sshh, ssshh. It's OK.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11It's OK.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's OK, Ange. Sssh.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- SHE SOBS - Sssh.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25It's not really my area of expertise,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27but he looks remarkably healthy to me.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32- He's going to need love, obviously. And a warm bed.- One thing at a time.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36- Thanks, Dr Granger.- OK.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Look, Fred,
0:25:43 > 0:25:44your new home.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Well, I better be getting back.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Those numbers...
0:25:53 > 0:25:57I don't mind if you want to give them to me sometime.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Just don't be expecting miracles, OK?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11How did it go?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Yeah, fine.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Oh, here she is. Right, come on. Information, please.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- Lunchtime. Blind date.- Ooh.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Karen! Does the world have to know? - He won't say anything.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Well done, you.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Don't patronise me, please. - It went well then?
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Yes, thank you, it did. It was fine. Absolutely fine. If you'll excuse me.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04I imagine that you're a real antique collector, Cherry.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Dr Cassidy.- Where...?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11How long have you been here?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- What did you pay for the piece? - £150.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Did you really? Did you? Really?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19More revs, more revs.
0:27:19 > 0:27:25- No! Handbrake, clutch, neutral.- Dad!
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